Paradox Games III: Is being evil a valid cacus belli?

[Deramen]

Any ideas for nations to play in the Vic2 Zombie Mod?

Pick an island. That is the best advice I can give you, pick some island far away from anyone else.

EDIT:
I was reading the stellaris page. Looks like there will be self replicating doom bots!(scroll down to "be wary of the cost of progress")

I hope that I can play as those doom bots, that would make an interesting faction to play as. Tons of bonuses such as self replication, but everyone hates your shiney, metallic, moderately radioactive guts, how long can you survive.

any good islands?
Once I played as Spain, it was the best cause I survived in the mainland for awhile and when I lost it I just Re-Colonized it! xD.

[Nationstatelandsville]

This is the only proper state to continue this playthrough.

When do we get moar italian campaign, I look forward to that

I've continued some twenty years, but school kept me from writing it up properly yet.

Cheating and fuckery abound.

[Transoxthraxia]

Is anyone else seriously weirded the fuck out that theres a khaazar hindu byzantromanshit

I'm drunk guys

soz about the shitposting

Continue playing in this shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEwlW5sHQ4Q

jk ur basically pdi god

[The Grey Wolf]

Paradox is making me racist at my own country and ancestry.

[Bralia]

Decided to finally have a go at Ironman mode for the first time ever in EU4...

>not playing ironman all the time
>the year of our lord two thousand and fifteen
>meme arrows
get gud noob

Belgium doesn't exist.

Bralia knows how it is.

Getting good is the goal. And it is working out surprisingly well for me. I need to loosen up, I get angry at the game too easily.


BEHOLD! The greatest woman in the history of the Iberian peninsula, Queen Juana I de Valois. This woman started out with awful legitimacy. Less than 50, iirc. The Valois dynasty was still trying to secure its place in Castile. Her father died 4 years before 1530 (there was much rejoicing throughout the realm) and it was she who united Iberia under one ruler. She then proceeded to live long enough (and through legitimacy-tanking royal marriages all the way) to dissolve the Aragonese state and establish the Kingdom of Spain. She died in her 70s, only a year or two after she established Spain. She will be remembered forever as a great female ruler in history and the driving force behind the ascent of the glorious Spanish empire.

[Bralia]

Is anyone else seriously weirded the fuck out that theres a khaazar hindu byzantromanshit

I'm drunk guys

soz about the shitposting

I've said before and I shall say it again: Every Paradox game. When you, Transoxthraxia, play them. Things turn to crazy. All the things turn to crazy.

[Transoxthraxia]

Is anyone else seriously weirded the fuck out that theres a khaazar hindu byzantromanshit

I'm drunk guys

soz about the shitposting

I've said before and I shall say it again: Every Paradox game. When you, Transoxthraxia, play them. Things turn to crazy. All the things turn to crazy.

So tempted to sig this

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Paradox is making me racist at my own country and ancestry.

Their goal is successful.

[Bralia]

He can live so long as he provides aide against the Winter.

We'll execute him afterwards.

Can we at least castrate him?

Ambition achieved. Prestige increased by 1000 and nickname changed to "the Glorious". All other subjects gain the Envious trait.

[Atomic Utopia]

I was looking at the stellaris homepage again and saw the bit about robot uprisings again. I can only imagine what my character will say when there is an robot rebellion and he speaks to their leader..

"Your fleets are small, your numbers are dwindling, soon your millions shall be just another statistic. What do you have to say in your defense?"

"You are addressing the glorious, the eternal, Windows Vista."

"NOOOOOOOO. You have defeated me, your terribleness is too great, we surrender. Death would be preferable to working with the OS the computers in the school library use."

[Herargon]

Is there a release date for Stellaris yet?

It has been told it would be released in 2016.

[Bojikami]

So I have decided to start up another Switzerland game, as for whatever reason I have become increasingly interested as playing them in EU4.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Is there a release date for Stellaris yet?

It has been told it would be released in 2016.

Yeah i think its February according to Steam.

edit: or not apparently, dont know where i saw February then.

[Bezombia]

I don't know.



Polan can into space.

Seriously though... any word?

2/16/16 was leaked awhile go.

[The Grey Wolf]

Paradox is making me racist at my own country and ancestry.

Their goal is successful.

"I wish American and British people would fuck off back to Britain and America."

Can we at least castrate him?

Ambition achieved. Prestige increased by 1000 and nickname changed to "the Glorious". All other subjects gain the Envious trait.

If playing as the Queen of Scotland has taught House Wolf anything, it's how to deal with envious vassals.

[Neo Philippine Empire]

I wonder what Vicky 3 would be like?

[Katyuscha]

It's happening!

[The Danish Confederacy]

It's happening!

This calls for celebration!

[Katyuscha]

It's happening!

This calls for celebration!

Bring out the vodka! Or maybe a nice Italian wine

[The Danish Confederacy]

This calls for celebration!

Bring out the vodka! Or maybe a nice Italian wine

Maybe....
ITALIAN VODKA!

[Katyuscha]

Bring out the vodka! Or maybe a nice Italian wine

Maybe....
ITALIAN VODKA!

Italy will never be the same again~

[Bralia]

It's happening!

Subjugate the Pope and make him Putin-bitch.

[The Danish Confederacy]

Maybe....
ITALIAN VODKA!

Italy will never be the same again~

No it won't.
Drown them in Borscht...

[SuperFruitland]

Pick an island. That is the best advice I can give you, pick some island far away from anyone else.

EDIT:
I was reading the stellaris page. Looks like there will be self replicating doom bots!(scroll down to "be wary of the cost of progress")

I hope that I can play as those doom bots, that would make an interesting faction to play as. Tons of bonuses such as self replication, but everyone hates your shiney, metallic, moderately radioactive guts, how long can you survive.

any good islands?
Once I played as Spain, it was the best cause I survived in the mainland for awhile and when I lost it I just Re-Colonized it! xD.

Japan.

Japan is very, very fun.

[The Danish Confederacy]

Pick an island. That is the best advice I can give you, pick some island far away from anyone else.

EDIT:
I was reading the stellaris page. Looks like there will be self replicating doom bots!(scroll down to "be wary of the cost of progress")

I hope that I can play as those doom bots, that would make an interesting faction to play as. Tons of bonuses such as self replication, but everyone hates your shiney, metallic, moderately radioactive guts, how long can you survive.

any good islands?
Once I played as Spain, it was the best cause I survived in the mainland for awhile and when I lost it I just Re-Colonized it! xD.

Jan Mayen.