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Postby Valica » Tue Oct 21, 2014 6:36 am

Sigh.
My PC yearns for this game.
I hope they don't shove back the January release date.

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Postby Corrian » Tue Oct 21, 2014 7:18 am

So, my brother said this yesterday:

"I think I've made a terrible mistake. I got Krissy (who doesn't play video games outside of like..Flower) into Grand Theft Auto V. But she's not causing mayhem, or killing people, or picking up prostitutes. She just spent the last hour taking Franklin around Los Santos, buying him fancy clothes, getting his ears pierced, getting him a slick haircut, and tricking out his car so that it's baby blue and has pink tire smoke. She then picked up Michael's son Jimmy and took him out for a "date". Now they're trying on pants together. Somehow, Krissy has turned GTA V into a gay dating simulator, and she seems to be having a ton of fun. haha."

Krissy is my brothers girlfriend. Pretty hilarious, and seems pretty appropriate for her since she plays games like Flower and Journey (Which Journey is a great game).
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Postby The balkens » Tue Oct 21, 2014 9:22 am

Corrian wrote:So, my brother said this yesterday:

"I think I've made a terrible mistake. I got Krissy (who doesn't play video games outside of like..Flower) into Grand Theft Auto V. But she's not causing mayhem, or killing people, or picking up prostitutes. She just spent the last hour taking Franklin around Los Santos, buying him fancy clothes, getting his ears pierced, getting him a slick haircut, and tricking out his car so that it's baby blue and has pink tire smoke. She then picked up Michael's son Jimmy and took him out for a "date". Now they're trying on pants together. Somehow, Krissy has turned GTA V into a gay dating simulator, and she seems to be having a ton of fun. haha."

Krissy is my brothers girlfriend. Pretty hilarious, and seems pretty appropriate for her since she plays games like Flower and Journey (Which Journey is a great game).


we all know someone like that in our lives.

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Postby Ameriganastan » Tue Oct 21, 2014 2:22 pm

Corrian wrote:So, my brother said this yesterday:

"I think I've made a terrible mistake. I got Krissy (who doesn't play video games outside of like..Flower) into Grand Theft Auto V. But she's not causing mayhem, or killing people, or picking up prostitutes. She just spent the last hour taking Franklin around Los Santos, buying him fancy clothes, getting his ears pierced, getting him a slick haircut, and tricking out his car so that it's baby blue and has pink tire smoke. She then picked up Michael's son Jimmy and took him out for a "date". Now they're trying on pants together. Somehow, Krissy has turned GTA V into a gay dating simulator, and she seems to be having a ton of fun. haha."

Krissy is my brothers girlfriend. Pretty hilarious, and seems pretty appropriate for her since she plays games like Flower and Journey (Which Journey is a great game).

...Well, that's...something.
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Postby The balkens » Tue Oct 21, 2014 6:15 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
Corrian wrote:So, my brother said this yesterday:

"I think I've made a terrible mistake. I got Krissy (who doesn't play video games outside of like..Flower) into Grand Theft Auto V. But she's not causing mayhem, or killing people, or picking up prostitutes. She just spent the last hour taking Franklin around Los Santos, buying him fancy clothes, getting his ears pierced, getting him a slick haircut, and tricking out his car so that it's baby blue and has pink tire smoke. She then picked up Michael's son Jimmy and took him out for a "date". Now they're trying on pants together. Somehow, Krissy has turned GTA V into a gay dating simulator, and she seems to be having a ton of fun. haha."

Krissy is my brothers girlfriend. Pretty hilarious, and seems pretty appropriate for her since she plays games like Flower and Journey (Which Journey is a great game).

...Well, that's...something.


I shit you not, my younger sister did the same thing in GTA San Andreas.

at least i had a wardrobe. :/

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Postby Ancient Magmia » Tue Oct 21, 2014 6:16 pm

Corrian wrote:So, my brother said this yesterday:

"I think I've made a terrible mistake. I got Krissy (who doesn't play video games outside of like..Flower) into Grand Theft Auto V. But she's not causing mayhem, or killing people, or picking up prostitutes. She just spent the last hour taking Franklin around Los Santos, buying him fancy clothes, getting his ears pierced, getting him a slick haircut, and tricking out his car so that it's baby blue and has pink tire smoke. She then picked up Michael's son Jimmy and took him out for a "date". Now they're trying on pants together. Somehow, Krissy has turned GTA V into a gay dating simulator, and she seems to be having a ton of fun. haha."

Krissy is my brothers girlfriend. Pretty hilarious, and seems pretty appropriate for her since she plays games like Flower and Journey (Which Journey is a great game).

:rofl:

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Postby Ameriganastan » Tue Oct 21, 2014 6:33 pm

The balkens wrote:
I shit you not, my younger sister did the same thing in GTA San Andreas.

at least i had a wardrobe. :/

First thing I did when clothes stores opened in San Andreas was buy an eyepatch. Then got his head shaved and gave him a goatee. Funnily enough, this was before I knew about black Nick Fury.
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Postby The balkens » Tue Oct 21, 2014 6:35 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
The balkens wrote:
I shit you not, my younger sister did the same thing in GTA San Andreas.

at least i had a wardrobe. :/

First thing I did when clothes stores opened in San Andreas was buy an eyepatch. Then got his head shaved and gave him a goatee. Funnily enough, this was before I knew about black Nick Fury.


Huh. what a coincidence.

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Postby Tiami » Tue Oct 21, 2014 7:55 pm

It's been about two months since I was rolling with Wisconsin and co.
Damn internet connection.
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Postby Wisconsin9 » Tue Oct 21, 2014 7:56 pm

Tiami wrote:It's been about two months since I was rolling with Wisconsin and co.
Damn internet connection.

I can fire it up for a bit.
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Postby -The Unified Earth Governments- » Wed Oct 22, 2014 3:47 am

Did they release it for PC yet?

I really wanna see what the modding community could do, I mean did you see what they did in San Andreas and then IV?

Maybe we will se a god damn Spider-Man mod that works by now.
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Postby Ameriganastan » Wed Oct 22, 2014 3:54 am

-The Unified Earth Governments- wrote:Did they release it for PC yet?

Not until January.
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Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby -The Unified Earth Governments- » Wed Oct 22, 2014 4:00 am

Ameriganastan wrote:
-The Unified Earth Governments- wrote:Did they release it for PC yet?

Not until January.

I don't know if I am getting it for PC or an Xbox One (Last I checked it was getting a current gen release, but if not I can get it for my 360 still.)

If I get it on a console I have the benefit of no port screw ups and easier availability, as well I can do what I usually do and listen to YouTube videos, podcast and all that jazz.

If I get it on PC I will have the ability to use mods and hopefully the modding community will be strong.

Until I get a strong graphics card, the graphics, frame rate and speed will be with the console, which is silly since I have a VHS era TV and still get better graphics with my console, like seriously I need to improve my PC soon so more advanced games can let their graphics shine.
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Postby Altito Asmoro » Wed Oct 22, 2014 4:07 am

-The Unified Earth Governments- wrote:Did they release it for PC yet?

I really wanna see what the modding community could do, I mean did you see what they did in San Andreas and then IV?

Maybe we will se a god damn Spider-Man mod that works by now.


So there is no Spider-Man mod that is in working state before?
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Postby -The Unified Earth Governments- » Wed Oct 22, 2014 4:12 am

Altito Asmoro wrote:
-The Unified Earth Governments- wrote:Did they release it for PC yet?

I really wanna see what the modding community could do, I mean did you see what they did in San Andreas and then IV?

Maybe we will se a god damn Spider-Man mod that works by now.


So there is no Spider-Man mod that is in working state before?

Last I checked, in San Andreas there was just a skin.

IV has some neat Hulk, Ghost Rider, Superman, Batman, iron man, etc mods, but nothing spider man related.

I get that making web slinging and spider sense would be difficult to program since Peter has a very unique power set, but after seeing what people in GTA IV have done, I can think a dedicated programmer can make a mod.
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Postby Altito Asmoro » Wed Oct 22, 2014 6:14 am

-The Unified Earth Governments- wrote:
Altito Asmoro wrote:
So there is no Spider-Man mod that is in working state before?

Last I checked, in San Andreas there was just a skin.

IV has some neat Hulk, Ghost Rider, Superman, Batman, iron man, etc mods, but nothing spider man related.

I get that making web slinging and spider sense would be difficult to program since Peter has a very unique power set, but after seeing what people in GTA IV have done, I can think a dedicated programmer can make a mod.


Web slinging and spider sense is harder than flying and driving a vehicle.
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Postby -The Unified Earth Governments- » Wed Oct 22, 2014 8:26 am

Altito Asmoro wrote:
-The Unified Earth Governments- wrote:Last I checked, in San Andreas there was just a skin.

IV has some neat Hulk, Ghost Rider, Superman, Batman, iron man, etc mods, but nothing spider man related.

I get that making web slinging and spider sense would be difficult to program since Peter has a very unique power set, but after seeing what people in GTA IV have done, I can think a dedicated programmer can make a mod.


Web slinging and spider sense is harder than flying and driving a vehicle.

No shit, I didn't say it was easy.
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Postby Wisconsin9 » Wed Oct 22, 2014 8:29 am

-The Unified Earth Governments- wrote:
Altito Asmoro wrote:
Web slinging and spider sense is harder than flying and driving a vehicle.

No shit, I didn't say it was easy.

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Postby -The Unified Earth Governments- » Wed Oct 22, 2014 8:33 am

Wisconsin9 wrote:
-The Unified Earth Governments- wrote:No shit, I didn't say it was easy.

Kaiju civilization. +10% to happiness, culture, and combat strength if they've attacked Tokyo in the past five turns.

I think there was a disconnect here.
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Postby Wisconsin9 » Wed Oct 22, 2014 8:35 am

-The Unified Earth Governments- wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:Kaiju civilization. +10% to happiness, culture, and combat strength if they've attacked Tokyo in the past five turns.

I think there was a disconnect here.

Fuck. Someone was talking about modding Godzilla into Civ V over on that thread. My bad.
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Postby -The Unified Earth Governments- » Wed Oct 22, 2014 8:38 am

Wisconsin9 wrote:
-The Unified Earth Governments- wrote:I think there was a disconnect here.

Fuck. Someone was talking about modding Godzilla into Civ V over on that thread. My bad.

lol, How the fuck did you get that here though?
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Postby Wisconsin9 » Wed Oct 22, 2014 8:40 am

-The Unified Earth Governments- wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:Fuck. Someone was talking about modding Godzilla into Civ V over on that thread. My bad.

lol, How the fuck did you get that here though?

You were talking about modding and I'm tired. 2+2=fuck.
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Postby -The Unified Earth Governments- » Wed Oct 22, 2014 8:42 am

Wisconsin9 wrote:
-The Unified Earth Governments- wrote:lol, How the fuck did you get that here though?

You were talking about modding and I'm tired. 2+2=fuck.

I know the feeling.

:Hug:
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The Most Important Issue Result - "Robosexual marriages are increasingly common."

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Postby Ameige » Wed Oct 22, 2014 3:40 pm

My favorite past time on gta when Im bored is running over cute little woodland creatures with a really fast car. Don't try it with a bicycle. Trust me, it wont end well.

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Postby Patricks land » Wed Oct 22, 2014 3:58 pm

GTA V should be Burnt. It teaches kids to be a gangster rap loving criminal.

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