Short name of nation: SAM
National leader: Commandante Chloe O'Donovan
Foreign minister: Gareth Jenkins
Ambassador's name: Richard Head
Age: Doesn't look a day over 46.
Short biography: Born just the other day, came into the world in the us-u-al way. But there's planes to catch, and bills to pay, learned to walk while I was away.
Then got a doctorate in foreign relations and was like, "DAD! I'm JUST LIKE YOU!"
Family joining the ambassador: Two beautiful children, four so-so ones.
Diplomatic staff: 16
Embassy security staff: Two mean-looking fellows
Bodyguards: The very same mean-looking fellows
Other staff (specify): Witch doctor, regular doctor, Pete Docter
Vehicles: Two VW camper vans with official livery
Weapons: Batons for the mean-looking fellows
Embassy building - lot size: Don't mind
Embassy building - number of floors: Don't mind
Embassy building - design (picture or short description): All we ask is that it have a shrubbery.
Do you wish to open a consulate in the colony of Aqua Civitas? Sounds like a plan, Batman.
- Name of consul, family, and short biography: Harvey MacConsulface, no family, mostly because no woman would take his second name.
- Consulate staff - security, maintenance, etc.: 4, and Steve.
- Anything else you would like to know? Can't fill up cup that's already full, man... far out.
World Assembly member? Yup.
Would you like to start a trade agreement? Sounds like a plan, Batman
Do you want us to open an embassy in your country? Dastardly diplomats! You already have, Batman!
Anything else? GARSON! MORE WINE!