Your nation's punishment for the above crime V

[Unclear]

Since the previous thread is almost at 500 pages i decided to make another one, because it is popular enough to warrant another interation.

Same rules as the previous iterations before this one.

I will start it off on this iteration.

Crashing a vehicle into a historical monument?

[Daytshland]

1 year of community service + revoked driver license.

Tank rampage through the countryside?

[Cote Atren]

If not killed during the crime or extrajudicially, lethal injection.

Check fraud

[Daytshland]

If not killed during the crime or extrajudicially, lethal injection.

Check fraud

Abducted into the DGD (Daytshe Secret Service)

Offending Violet's name?

[Rusexico]

Legal.

A group of rogue soldiers invade and coup a small island country. The invasion has not been authorized by the government or military command.

[Indecent Anime Empire]

Why choose violence when solders have needs? Also there’s a reason for punishment if those means are required!


Voicing distrust or distaste in the national religion?

[Sirin]

Death by impalement

Accidentally causing an airplane crash using a laser pointer?

[Rusexico]

5-10 years of hard labor if the laser was being operated recklessly.

Your leader is losing the election so he / she hires black hats to hack into the voting machines and change all the votes.

[Aidoshi]

5-10 years of hard labor if the laser was being operated recklessly.

Your leader is losing the election so he / she hires black hats to hack into the voting machines and change all the votes.

Public humiliation and death.

Swindling?

[Franners]

Depends on the amount and method of swindling. Probably imprisoned and a very large fine.

Standing outside voting booths armed and verbally harassing people.

[Daytshland]

Depends on the amount and method of swindling. Probably imprisoned and a very large fine.

Standing outside voting booths armed and verbally harassing people.

Convicted of Distortion, Public Intimidation, possibly Harassment, and sentenced 3 years of Frau Sussan's Sunday School all week long.

Pelting French dog breeds?

[ImSaLiA]

A fine for animal abuse, and that’s it… very minor

SA

[Inner Albania]

Depends on many factors.

If it's an adult getting SA'd? Up to 18 years in prison.
If it's a child getting SA'd? Significantly higher sentence, up to 34 years in prison.

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Wire fraud?

[Barinive]

fine equivalent to all the money scammed, then back to the people that were scammed

starting a wet market that sells illegal meats or animals?

[Unclear]

15-20 years in prison due to guidelines laid out in the Rare Animals Protection Act of 1986

Making songs with heavy cursing and innuendos?

[Tangatarehua]

Not a crime. In fact it's not even a taboo, really. As long as you're not inciting people to violence, sing whatever you want.

Bringing your 9 year old son to a strip club?

[The Socialist World Republic of Cats]

It can result in a fine of around 10.000 CF (10.000 USD) and,if the parent is caught doing it again,the child might be taken away from the social servicies. The earliest age in which minors can go to strip clubs accompained by a parent is 15.

Selling food with a toxic ammount of uranium inside?

[Grandocantorica]

7 years of jail the bail will be 70,200 iron coins, 140,000 USD

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Killing random police officers?

[Inner Albania]

36 years in prison.

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Running over a pedestrian?

[Barinive]

50,000 Monetary points fine or 100 Lashes if unintentional, and with no way to know there was a pedestrian there
Firing Squad if intentional

Hijacking a national alert system and making it play humorous things?

[Keltionialang]

A condescending finger-wag from someone who looks suspiciously like their mother...
and then the bursting of eardrums.




Developing a weapon capable of destroying stars?

[Grand Meridian]

Legal.

Bureaucratic abuse of power.

[Zantalio]

Public flogging.

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Using weed?

[Total Chaos]

An invisible hand appears out of the crack of the wall. Suddenly your anus explodes and the hand takes your joint away, you see Morgan Freeman on a giraffe walking through your average abysmal Guatemala alleyway. You think what could saguarda mean. Sex with a monkey.











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[The Testament]

Public flogging.

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Using weed?

One day solitary confinement and week long rehabilitation plus cannabis incineration.

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Tax evasion?