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Unclear
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Capitalizt

Your nation's punishment for the above crime V

Postby Unclear » Wed Jan 31, 2024 9:26 am

Since the previous thread is almost at 500 pages i decided to make another one, because it is popular enough to warrant another interation.

Same rules as the previous iterations before this one.

I will start it off on this iteration.

Crashing a vehicle into a historical monument?
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Daytshland
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Founded: Sep 27, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Daytshland » Wed Jan 31, 2024 9:45 am

1 year of community service + revoked driver license.

Tank rampage through the countryside?

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Cote Atren
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Founded: Oct 06, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Cote Atren » Wed Jan 31, 2024 10:15 am

If not killed during the crime or extrajudicially, lethal injection.

Check fraud
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Daytshland
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Founded: Sep 27, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Daytshland » Wed Jan 31, 2024 3:18 pm

Cote Atren wrote:If not killed during the crime or extrajudicially, lethal injection.

Check fraud


Abducted into the DGD (Daytshe Secret Service)

Offending Violet's name?

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Rusexico
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Founded: Apr 29, 2023
Father Knows Best State

Postby Rusexico » Wed Jan 31, 2024 7:48 pm

Legal.

A group of rogue soldiers invade and coup a small island country. The invasion has not been authorized by the government or military command.
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Indecent Anime Empire
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Founded: Jan 21, 2016
New York Times Democracy

Postby Indecent Anime Empire » Wed Jan 31, 2024 7:57 pm

Why choose violence when solders have needs? Also there’s a reason for punishment if those means are required!


Voicing distrust or distaste in the national religion?
Lurking could be a sport…

I also will never finish my fact book.

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Sirin
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Founded: Dec 31, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Sirin » Wed Jan 31, 2024 8:05 pm

Death by impalement

Accidentally causing an airplane crash using a laser pointer?
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Rusexico
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Founded: Apr 29, 2023
Father Knows Best State

Postby Rusexico » Wed Jan 31, 2024 8:26 pm

5-10 years of hard labor if the laser was being operated recklessly.

Your leader is losing the election so he / she hires black hats to hack into the voting machines and change all the votes.
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Aidoshi
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Founded: May 25, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Aidoshi » Wed Jan 31, 2024 8:34 pm

Rusexico wrote:5-10 years of hard labor if the laser was being operated recklessly.

Your leader is losing the election so he / she hires black hats to hack into the voting machines and change all the votes.


Public humiliation and death.

Swindling?

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Franners
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Founded: Jan 24, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Franners » Thu Feb 01, 2024 3:06 am

Depends on the amount and method of swindling. Probably imprisoned and a very large fine.

Standing outside voting booths armed and verbally harassing people.
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Daytshland
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Daytshland » Thu Feb 01, 2024 5:27 am

Franners wrote:Depends on the amount and method of swindling. Probably imprisoned and a very large fine.

Standing outside voting booths armed and verbally harassing people.


Convicted of Distortion, Public Intimidation, possibly Harassment, and sentenced 3 years of Frau Sussan's Sunday School all week long.

Pelting French dog breeds?
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ImSaLiA
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Democratic Socialists

Postby ImSaLiA » Thu Feb 01, 2024 5:32 am

A fine for animal abuse, and that’s it… very minor

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Inner Albania
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Postby Inner Albania » Thu Feb 01, 2024 6:19 am

Depends on many factors.

If it's an adult getting SA'd? Up to 18 years in prison.
If it's a child getting SA'd? Significantly higher sentence, up to 34 years in prison.


Wire fraud?
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Barinive
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Barinive » Sat Feb 03, 2024 8:24 am

fine equivalent to all the money scammed, then back to the people that were scammed

starting a wet market that sells illegal meats or animals?
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Unclear
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Capitalizt

Postby Unclear » Sat Feb 03, 2024 8:27 am

15-20 years in prison due to guidelines laid out in the Rare Animals Protection Act of 1986

Making songs with heavy cursing and innuendos?
The Rooster Cogburn Of Unclear
Anti embassy imperialist, Anti defamation, Knight In Astoria, Governor Of Gunsmoke Region, Commander In Chief Of The Grand Gunsmoke Cavalry
I still reserve the right to /stillme anyone who is a defamer, selanophobe, embassy imperialist, or fascist
Don't Stop For Nothing
How much thrash could thrash if thrash the heck of thrash thrash the heck out of thrash.

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Tangatarehua
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Mother Knows Best State

Postby Tangatarehua » Sat Feb 03, 2024 8:30 am

Not a crime. In fact it's not even a taboo, really. As long as you're not inciting people to violence, sing whatever you want.

Bringing your 9 year old son to a strip club?
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The Socialist World Republic of Cats
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Socialist World Republic of Cats » Sat Feb 03, 2024 9:51 am

It can result in a fine of around 10.000 CF (10.000 USD) and,if the parent is caught doing it again,the child might be taken away from the social servicies. The earliest age in which minors can go to strip clubs accompained by a parent is 15.

Selling food with a toxic ammount of uranium inside?
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Grandocantorica
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New York Times Democracy

Postby Grandocantorica » Sun Feb 04, 2024 10:16 am

7 years of jail the bail will be 70,200 iron coins, 140,000 USD


Killing random police officers?
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Inner Albania
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Inner Albania » Sun Feb 04, 2024 10:34 am

36 years in prison.


Running over a pedestrian?
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Barinive
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Barinive » Sun Feb 04, 2024 6:37 pm

50,000 Monetary points fine or 100 Lashes if unintentional, and with no way to know there was a pedestrian there
Firing Squad if intentional

Hijacking a national alert system and making it play humorous things?
Selective centrist[1][2] and fiscal conservative irl and in character
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Keltionialang
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Keltionialang » Sun Feb 04, 2024 6:46 pm

A condescending finger-wag from someone who looks suspiciously like their mother...
and then the bursting of eardrums.




Developing a weapon capable of destroying stars?

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Grand Meridian
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Anarchy

Postby Grand Meridian » Sun Feb 04, 2024 9:22 pm

Legal.

Bureaucratic abuse of power.

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Zantalio
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Moralistic Democracy

Postby Zantalio » Sun Feb 04, 2024 9:26 pm

Public flogging.


Using weed?
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Total Chaos
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Ex-Nation

Postby Total Chaos » Sun Feb 04, 2024 9:43 pm

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The Testament
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Ex-Nation

Postby The Testament » Sun Feb 04, 2024 9:47 pm

Zantalio wrote:Public flogging.


Using weed?


One day solitary confinement and week long rehabilitation plus cannabis incineration.



Tax evasion?
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