Validity: No Video Games = False
Option 1
Description: "I'd say that DEFCOM: Nobody Wins should be downloaded on every school computer in every damn corner of @@NAME@@," proclaims anti-nuclear speaker @@RANDOMNAME@@ and member of the @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ Against Nuclear Weapons (@@NAMEINITIAL@@ANW). "Studies by Bigtopian scientists have already shown that people who played this game are scared about nuclear weapons more than ones who just mindlessly scrolled through some articles on them; why should our children have to miss out on the fun?"
Fallout: many school-going children spend sleepless nights after seeing the words '@@capital@@ hit - 4 million dead' flash on their school computer
Validity: All nations
Option 2
Description: "Are we really going to let our kids become hippies under the influence of such worthless rabble?", asks a war veteran, named @@RANDOMNAME@@, while saluting the national flag. "Now, I absolutely hate their video games and flip phones, but games like Call of Honor have made my son a true patriot if I've ever seen one", @@HE@@ adds. "And don't even get me started on that glorious scene where you raise the @@DEMONYM@@ flag over the Valkstag."
Fallout: t-bagging dead bigtopians in call of honor is most patriotic thing in @@name@@ right now
Validity: All nations
Option 3
Description: "I think you are ignoring a major world issue here", says @@RANDOMENAME@@, your Minister of Health while injecting you with the annual flu shot. "Games like Pandemic Inc. teach important concepts such as logistics, compliance management, risk assessment, and many more, by putting our children in the shoes of a global pandemic task force manager which will help them prevent the next great plague. They are our future-"
Fallout: 9/10 doctors recommend pandemic inc
Validity: All nations
Option 4
Description: "I send my kids to school for them to study in the real world, not some online comfort zone!", interjects @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, covering @@HIS@@ children's eyes to shield them from a computer in your office. "School is supposed to be a place for learning, not for sitting around doing nothing," @@HE@@ adds. "I don't want to see this digital filth anywhere near my kids."
Fallout: school e-mails have now been replaced by ye olde snail mail
Validity: All nations
[spoiler=Seventh (and hopefully final) Draft] Description: A new study performed in a school in East @@ANIMAL@@ City showed a major increase in student interest and awareness when certain video games were added to the curriculum alongside regular studies to engage students on the topics discussed in class. Many people, especially those with a certain political agenda, are now demanding that certain games be made compulsory to be played at all schools.
Validity: No Video Games = False
Option 1
Description: "I'd say that DEFCOM: Nobody Wins should be downloaded on every school computer in every damn corner of @@NAME@@," proclaims anti-nuclear speaker @@RANDOMNAME@@ and member of the @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ Against Nuclear Weapons (@@NAMEINITIAL@@ANW). "We need to teach our children how an isolated group of generals can destroy the world so that they understand why peace is good and nuclear weapons are our bane."
Fallout: many school-going children spend sleepless nights after seeing the words '@@capital@@ hit - 4 million dead' flash on their school computer
Validity: All nations
Option 2
Description: "Are we really going to let our kids become hippies under the influence of such worthless rabble?", asks a war veteran, named @@RANDOMNAME@@, while saluting the national flag. "Now, I absolutely hate their video games and flip phones, but games like Call of Honor have made my son a true patriot if I've ever seen one", @@HE@@ adds. "And don't even get me started on that glorious scene where you raise the @@DEMONYM@@ flag over the Valkstag."
Fallout: t-bagging dead bigtopians in call of honor is most patriotic thing in @@name@@ right now
Validity: All nations
Option 3
Description: "I think you are ignoring a major world issue here", says @@RANDOMENAME@@, your Minister of Health while injecting you with the annual flu shot. "Games like Pandemic Inc. teach important concepts such as logistics, compliance management, risk assessment, and many more, by putting our children in the shoes of a global pandemic task force manager which will help them prevent the next great plague. They are our future-"
Fallout: 9/10 doctors recommend pandemic inc
Validity: All nations
Option 4
Description: "I send my kids to school for them to study in the real world, not some online comfort zone!", interjects @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, covering @@HIS@@ children's eyes with @@HIS@@ arms from a computer in your office. "School is supposed to be a place for learning, not for sitting around doing nothing," @@HE@@ adds. "I don't want to see this digital filth anywhere near my kids."
Fallout: school e-mails have now been replaced by ye olde snail mail
Validity: All nations[/spoiler]