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Spaghettitopia
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[SCRAPPED] A Handsy Outbreak

Postby Spaghettitopia » Mon May 23, 2022 9:42 pm

***A HANDSY RASH***

*Description*
**Option One**
"This should have been prevented long ago" States your minister of health, sanitizing her hands for the 5th time in the meeting. "What is necessary is to ban hand shaking all together. Everyone knows that hand shakes are carriers of disease, let's just make that official! Anybody who gets caught shaking someone's hand will get fined a minimum of 5 [currency], and repeat offenders go straight to the rehabilitation centers!

Fallout Show example
Shaking someone's hand is strictly prohibited

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**Option 2**
"Are you serious?" shouts the local conspiracy nut outside the cabinet building "This rash isn't bad at all! My uncle told me that the rashes are a great source of vitamin D! You people try to take me away from my god blessed greeting, but the real solution is to encourage hand shaking! Our people are in dire need of those vitamins, and a few red spots on their bodies won't be that bad, besides, only about 12 people died!

Valid for all nations

*Fallout*
The government is famous for blindly believing anyone who screams loud enough
Valid for all nations

**Option One**
"This should have been prevented long ago" States your minister of health, sanitizing her hands for the 5th time in the meeting. "What is necessary is to ban hand shaking all together. Everyone knows that hand shakes are carriers of disease, let's just make that official! Anybody who gets caught shaking someone's hand will get fined a minimum of 5 [currency], and repeat offenders go straight to the rehabilitation centers!

*Fallout*
Shaking someone's hand is strictly prohibited

Valid for all nations



**Option 2**
"Are you serious?" shouts the local conspiracy nut outside the cabinet building "This rash isn't bad at all! My uncle told me that the rashes are a great source of vitamin D! You people try to take me away from my god blessed greeting, but the real solution is to encourage hand shaking! Our people are in dire need of those vitamins, and a few red spots on their bodies won't be that bad, besides, only about 12 people died!

Valid for all nations

*Fallout*
The government is famous for blindly believing anyone who screams loud enough
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The Orwell Society
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Orwell Society » Tue May 24, 2022 4:32 am

Where is the description?
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Verdant Haven
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Verdant Haven » Tue May 24, 2022 5:21 am

Hello, SpaghettiTopia, and welcome to Got Issues! Glad to see another player take an interest in writing.

Please take a look through the "Got Issues FAQ & How to Write an Issue" thread, here: viewtopic.php?f=13&t=424657

That thread will provide extensive information on formatting, macro usage, and what goes into the process of making a successful issue submission. You've already taken step one, which is posting a draft here - excellent! After giving that thread a study, I would encourage returning to this and developing a second draft in light of the information there, which will allow people to provide potentially useful feedback for your idea.
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Tinhampton
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Anarchy

Postby Tinhampton » Tue May 24, 2022 9:24 am

I was under the impression that pandemic-related issues were under a moratorium until the pandemic issue chain was published later this year.

Why does this rash only spread through handshakes? Surely any bodily contact, or at least contact with open wounds and bodily fluids, would suffice for transmission.
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Spaghettitopia
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Postby Spaghettitopia » Tue May 24, 2022 10:06 am

Oh, i didn't know about the recent restriction on pandemic-related issues, lemme just file this one under scrappped
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Attack Helicopter
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Attack Helicopter » Tue May 24, 2022 10:11 am

Thank you for teaching me math. Now I know that the number '3' is actually '1'.

In understandable terms, Option 3's '3' is a '1'.
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Tinhampton
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Postby Tinhampton » Tue May 24, 2022 10:13 am

Attack Helicopter wrote:Thank you for teaching me math. Now I know that the number '3' is actually '1'.

In understandable terms, Option 3's '3' is a '1'.

SpaghettiTopia probably accidentally inserted the text of their issue draft into their OP twice over.
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Authorships & co-authorships: SC#250, SC#251, Issue #1115, SC#267, GA#484, GA#491, GA#533, GA#540, GA#549, SC#356, GA#559, GA#562, GA#567, GA#578, SC#374, GA#582, SC#375, GA#589, GA#590, SC#382, SC#385*, GA#597, GA#607
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Attack Helicopter
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Postby Attack Helicopter » Tue May 24, 2022 10:39 am

Tinhampton wrote:
Attack Helicopter wrote:Thank you for teaching me math. Now I know that the number '3' is actually '1'.

In understandable terms, Option 3's '3' is a '1'.

SpaghettiTopia probably accidentally inserted the text of their issue draft into their OP twice over.


Wait, really? :rofl:
THE UNITED STATES OF ATTACK HELICOPTER
"To be honest, it's only one state -- well, helicopter. -- Pilot James Smith
One AH-64 Apache piloted by a guy named James Smith and co-piloted by another guy named Peter Williams, who also acts as a gunner. Federal republic consisting of one helicopter
Bored, positive (most of the time) Israeli-American, Jewish, and Republican.
★★★★★MMMMMMM
★★★★★MMMMMMM
★★★★★MMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMM

Left turboshaft engine repaired after problems; helicopter departs from Security Council building helipad after voting Aye for proposal for liberating Layem; Ukrainian flag sticker put on helicopter after Russian invasion.


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