The PTCCU Auto Loans 300 will be remembered for a lot of reasons. Of course, as a Chase Cutoff race, it will be recognised as the race where 8 became 4. Maybe as the race where Sage Caldwell DNFed or where the chaos of the Chase came to the Oxyrhynchus-Ring in style or where all the predictions of that Finnish writer, already with two blows to the head, took a fatal blow that will certainly require a new prediction to be made in earnest. Or maybe, it will be remembered for when Kai Qiang and Tsering Chu wanted to be our neighbours (through MRJ) over being neighbours to Thea and, ultimately, Ilya. Seeing Qiang and Chu in cars #01 and #02 will certainly be weird next year if this change comes into an effect and with Ilya at the back of the line next year and Qiang trying to file restraining orders in every NSSCRA nation possible (even TJUN-ia - which may be a bit difficult, as the TJUN-ian Court System likes to avoid harsh penalties unless absolutely necessary), I fear that we may end up with an uncomfortable situation on our hands in the months to come - Qiang and his on one side, Ilya and Thea and their allies on the other...and guys like us, among those who are friendly with both, stuck in the middle and wondering what the hell to do.
Now then, onto the race and this one certainly would be a chaotic mess where everything just went down for obvious reasons. Let's get the non-chasers out of the way, not because we hate them but because we have to. We'll mention only Michael Stefan (@Stefan07) for now and his race was a bit iffy, going from P25 to P31, while the HMs certainly had an interesting race too - Lam Chow-Cheung ending up in 10th and Aurélia Karvonen down in 31st. Cocoabo #28 was the best open-charter in P19 while Bismillah Untas cruised home in P30. There were 6 retirements in this contest, including the previously-mentioned Sage Caldwell.
Now then, onto the important stuff and oh boy...let's talk about it. Jenna Logan has always been an underrated driver, a Dagan always overlooked by the more recognisable names of Stacie Houston and Maddie Alexander when people talk about drivers from her homeland. While both Jenna and Maddie ended up over at Team Tropicorp, no one really talked about Jenna...in fact, some were wondering whether she would move on next season, her abilities considered too inconsistent for a program like Tropicorp. But now, she's only managed to drag Team Tropicorp into the Championship 4 after taking this race over our Maddison Riley-Jones (@MaddyRJ03) and Centur Tiones, booking that 3rd ticket into the Chase Finale. Alfonso Mercado (@AM64), representing the furthest JR has ever gone in a Cup Series Chase, ended up in 26th while Stacie Houston's P12 was enough to take the final spot. We started with 4 men and 4 women...and now, the men have been swept aside. For the 3rd season on the bounce, a woman shall rule over the stock car world.
But which one will it be? Can Houston claim a 2nd NSSCRA title and cement Stacemiah as a dynasty of our time? Anastasia Freya Yadana Aye won the title in Season 10, can she do it again and give Valentine Z their 2nd Crown? Thea Alvarez has been to 5 Championship 4s, including the last 2, and has come back empty-handed every time - can this time be the one where this girl finally breaks the glass ceiling and gets the crown everyone hopes she can get? Or what about Jenna Logan, the wildcard of all wildcards in a Torpicorp car that has never been this high before - can she cause a huge upset and claim the crown for herself?
Tundra Falls must decide, as always. My only wish is that Team Cassadaigua was here to see this, to see two of their former drivers be involved in this finale. I have no doubt that no matter what happens, the nation in pink will be watching with keen eyes...
JR Chase Predictions
Anastasia F.Y. Aye: Harpa, Stefan
Jenna Logan: Gao
Thea Alvarez: DCar, Maddy, Robin, Crews (Plurarity across all 6 Crews)
Stacie Houston: Mercado, AJ
Current MCS Standings: #07 - 20th (747pts/1 Win)/#64 - 5th (4093CPts/1 Win)/#03 - 18th (793pts/1 Win)/#96 - 61st (15pts)
Current ECS Standings: #97 - 7th (4075CPts+PS)/#96 - 14th (2230CPts/1 Win)/#70 - 11th (3147Cpts/1 Win)
Next MCS Race: Proving Grounds 500, Tundra Falls Proving Grounds, Newmanistan (Championship 4)
Next ECS Race: Proving Grounds 400, Tundra Falls Proving Grounds, Newmanistan (Championship 4)
Music of the Round II: Kalush Orchestra - Stefania (CRI/DON/LUH [UKR - ESC2022])
MemeWatch II
1) "You're BOTH In The Wrong!" Lloyd Clarence (HTN) and Taylor Henderson (#73) - Casual Sexism And Weaponised Basketballs
2) Chaos In The Bay The Race of Oceania (Cup Series Round 3) - For Being Chaotic And Then Some...14 Retirements And All.
3) Abuse Of Your Power Drake Stevenson (#81) - Taylor's Not Queen Regnant Just Yet In This Realm...
4) "Ah Shit, Here We Go Again" Derrick Carlisle (Yep, That's Me) - Team Blue Shut Me Up. That Is All.
5) Time To Bring The Mayhem! Mayhem (STK) - Ilya And Murat, Eh? Two Men Of The Mayhem Indeed.
6) #WeStanKaiQiang Ilya Tsunopin (#45) - We Like This Guy, But He Certainly Belongs Here.
7) It Had To Be Done The Tunnel Truck Fiasco (#73) - Chaos. Pure Unfiltered Chaos.
8 ) Angry, But Still... Taylor Henderson (#73) - Thou Shall Not Kick Thine Significant Other's Crown Jewels.
9) I Don't Need To Explain This Kai Qiang (#44) - For Crossing The Hongxai Line.
10) I'm So Sorry Chris Holmes (#8) - For Allowing Us To FEEL THE MAYHEM At 7AM!
11) You Asked For This Anyone Who Wears A BRS MemeWatch Shirt - Y'all Are Brilliant, Thanks For The Support!
12) Party Pooper Drake Stevenson (#81) - For Blowing Up A Miss Understanding Because Of Course He Did - He's Drake!
13) Sorry About This... Wilma von Cärinthen (#98) - Fighting Ain't Right, Alles Klar?
14) This Is Necessary Derrick Carlisle (me) and Drake Stevenson (#81) - For Always Squabling, Every Season, Without Peace
15) This Has To Be Done Sage Caldwell (#13) - Violence, Even Threats, Ain't Cool, Man.
16) "What's Meme Watch" Jean Lannes (#63) and Joachim Murat (#61) - Laissez le masqué tranquille!
17) So Long, Farewell Taylor Henderson (#73 Until Now) - Ego Killed The Queen. Bye, Bitch.
18 ) Where Do I Even Start? The Twii.tur Debacle (Chase Top 12) - Qiang, Thea, Ilya and the Monster Known As "Online"