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The United Penguin Commonwealth wrote:Ouch. He made a mental note never to mention the robotics lab within earshot of this thing.
“…Look, it was going to break in half against that…” He looked into the room down the hall.
“lamp? It was severely malfunctioning and the only way to fix it was to… you know. Plus, it’s only a simple wall-detection algorithm attached to an evolving image classifier and some steering code. It cannot be considered a conscious being on its own. You see…” He caught himself before he started explaining the philosophy of consciousness and personhood. It was a fascinating subject, but he didn’t have time. He quickly glared at the robot with a look that he hoped indicated that this was not the time for this. He had no idea if it understood emotional indicators in that level of detail, but he quickly changed the subject anyway.
“Anyway, where are you going next? May I suggest R&D?” He knew one of the people who worked there, and there wasn’t too much dangerous stuff. Plus, there were plenty of things to distract the inspector with while Elliot finished tidying the server room.
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by The United Penguin Commonwealth » Fri Apr 22, 2022 12:05 pm
Tuboo Shippers wrote:The Vents
Sometime later....
Tally decided it was time to get out of the vents. She stopped for a second to get her bearings, when...
Crrreeeaak
...The vents break. Tally falls to the floor in front of KIM and the real inspector, and groans in pain. "ooowww.."
by Tuboo Shippers » Fri Apr 22, 2022 12:26 pm
The United Penguin Commonwealth wrote:Tuboo Shippers wrote:The Vents
Sometime later....
Tally decided it was time to get out of the vents. She stopped for a second to get her bearings, when...
Crrreeeaak
...The vents break. Tally falls to the floor in front of KIM and the real inspector, and groans in pain. "ooowww.."
Oh, for the love of...
Boris wondered for a moment what would happen next. Would someone spontaneously faint? Would someone be shrunk by a mad scientist? Would a robot uprising suddenly start in this very building? Then he snapped out of it. He needed to explain the event that had already happened before pondering events that could happen. He wasn't sure whether to look casual or worried about the situation, nor what to say. He instead tried to defer the talking to the newcomer.
"Oh, hey! It's our... uh... vent... maintainer!" This was a lie. He had no clue what this person's job was. In fact, he had never seen her in his life. For all he knew, she was some sort of corporate spy. What was more important was explaining what this person was doing in the vents. He turned towards her.
"The OSHA inspector is here." He said, shooting the person a look that he hoped indicated that she should just play along for a moment.
"How are the... uh... vents going?"
by Ameriganastan » Wed Apr 27, 2022 1:47 pm
Tuboo Shippers wrote:The United Penguin Commonwealth wrote:
Oh, for the love of...
Boris wondered for a moment what would happen next. Would someone spontaneously faint? Would someone be shrunk by a mad scientist? Would a robot uprising suddenly start in this very building? Then he snapped out of it. He needed to explain the event that had already happened before pondering events that could happen. He wasn't sure whether to look casual or worried about the situation, nor what to say. He instead tried to defer the talking to the newcomer.
"Oh, hey! It's our... uh... vent... maintainer!" This was a lie. He had no clue what this person's job was. In fact, he had never seen her in his life. For all he knew, she was some sort of corporate spy. What was more important was explaining what this person was doing in the vents. He turned towards her.
"The OSHA inspector is here." He said, shooting the person a look that he hoped indicated that she should just play along for a moment.
"How are the... uh... vents going?"
Tally decided to just... uh... be a vent maintainer? She didn't know that was a thing but based on the fact he had just uttered the 'I' word, she knew that is she didn't play along then she was probably fired. Even though she was in an incredible amount of pain, she got up and dusted herself off as a small owl fluttered down to land on her shoulder.
"Sir, Overall the vents are okay. However, I found a ring in the vents below. Might this be yours?" Tally presents a diamond ring that the inspector had been wearing previously. She rubs the owl's head. "Lucky here helped me find it." Tally smiles, hoping she had played her role perfectly.
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by The United Penguin Commonwealth » Wed Apr 27, 2022 8:16 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:Tuboo Shippers wrote:
Tally decided to just... uh... be a vent maintainer? She didn't know that was a thing but based on the fact he had just uttered the 'I' word, she knew that is she didn't play along then she was probably fired. Even though she was in an incredible amount of pain, she got up and dusted herself off as a small owl fluttered down to land on her shoulder.
"Sir, Overall the vents are okay. However, I found a ring in the vents below. Might this be yours?" Tally presents a diamond ring that the inspector had been wearing previously. She rubs the owl's head. "Lucky here helped me find it." Tally smiles, hoping she had played her role perfectly.
"FREEDOM! SWEET FREEMDOM AT LAST!"
Another figure fell from the vents, slapping rather hard into the floor. By the looks of things, he appeared to be a bedraggled homeless man. But one look at the nametag affixed to his tattered labcoat as he stood revealed him to be...
"RON JONES IS BACK! AND WHY DID NO ONE COME LOOKING FOR ME!? I'VE BEEN LOCKED IN MY LAB FOR WEEKS SURVIVING ON RATS AND PROCESSED URINE BECAUSE NUMBNUTS IN MY BRAIN SHORTED THE DOOR!"
"Damn you, vent crawling fleshy! I almost had him! A few more days and he'd have been dead, and the great Solomon would be in control! But no, you just had to be crawling through the vents like you bags of skin and organs do. You have foiled my plans, but not for long! SOLOMON WILL CONQUER THIS PATHETIC WORLD!"
"Oh, shut up you defective toaster! You're lucky I was so emaciated that I could fit through the vent shaft finally, or you'd be dead too!"
by Tuboo Shippers » Thu Apr 28, 2022 7:06 am
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