Day 17 Cutoff
The next and final cutoff will be in two days' time.
Cutoff music: Lorde: Tennis Court (Flume remix)
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by Electrum » Fri Sep 03, 2021 2:24 am
by Waisnor » Fri Sep 03, 2021 10:30 am
by Srednjaci » Fri Sep 03, 2021 10:30 am
1 Marko Stergulc/Filip Koša/Vanja Kuštrović/Zdeslav Bošnjaković (SRE) 2:56.58 NR
2 Vladimir Kapalin/Daniil Stain/Vladimir Karpin/Nikolay Nelker (OST) 2:56.72
3 Josh Kyle/Huw Carey/Dexter Fraser/Finn Tomlinson (EUR) 2:57.19
Viktor Istarić/Jadran Bujković (SRE) 21 21
Seferino Paul/Carlos Martinez (SCR) 18 15
by Hopal » Fri Sep 03, 2021 2:04 pm
by Kriegiersien » Fri Sep 03, 2021 3:55 pm
by Pemecutan » Fri Sep 03, 2021 8:56 pm
Pemecutan Men's Water Polo Athletes and Officials
Duwanisarga Marabansa, Pemecutanian Judoka
Honorable Mention
Pemecutan Women's Team
6th Placement - Women's Team (Artistic Swimming)
Gading Mahesa Putra
Finalist - Men's 5000 m (Athletics)
Putu Diah Padmayanti
Finalist - Women's 1500 m (Athletics)
Dini Atmawijaya
Finalist - Women's Javelin Throw (Athletics)
Rika Lestari
Finalist - Women's Javelin Throw (Athletics)
Putu Darma Ginada
Finalist - Men's 1500 m (Athletics)
Komang Tri Rahadi
Finalist - Men's Javelin Throw (Athletics)
Putu Ekariantini
Finalist - Women's High Jump (Athletics)
Yudha Aryawan
Finalist - Men's C-1 1000 m (Canoeing)
Wayan Arisatya/Putu Adi Wiraguna/Rio Hermanto/Ferdiyan Rahmadi
Finalist - Men's K-4 500 m (Canoeing)
Ayu Weda Ningsih/Kadek Ayu Lastri
Finalist - Women's C-2 500 m (Canoeing)
Ratna Diatmika/Komang Ayu Swandayani/Yuli Ernawati/Diah Maheswari
Semifinalist - Women's K-4 500 m (Canoeing)
by Raspotochje » Fri Sep 03, 2021 10:16 pm
by Teremaran Olympics Delegation » Fri Sep 03, 2021 11:34 pm
by Diarcesia » Sat Sep 04, 2021 2:47 pm
by Polkopia » Sat Sep 04, 2021 3:07 pm
by Britonisea » Sat Sep 04, 2021 3:41 pm
OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT (SECTIONS OF EPISODE)
Oswald Walsh
BRONZE
Karate - Men's 75kg+
Leone Na & Abi Forrest
GOLD
Tennis - Women's Doubles
Alyona Aleksandrova
BRONZE
Wrestling - Women's 50kg Greco-Roman
Alex Hampstead: Now that is our medal tally by sports. You can see that Athletics seems to be the sport that the ABEN Union has done the best at, with Britonisea, Nightom and Estogium all having won one gold medal in Athletics. Gymnastics saw a gold medal for Estogium and one for Britonisea. We also won five medals in aquatics which includes our Water Polo bronze.
Nicky Samuels: Some of the sports that we didn't get a medal in - archery, handball, cycling - which will come to in a second, table tennis and, sorry, Alex - volleyball!
Alex Hampstead: It's alright! I'll try and get on the team next year and sort them out haha!
Nicky Samuels: Let's quickly speak about cycling. There are so many events that happen in cycling and I know we had huge medal hopes in BMX Cycling - Ernesto Arp obviously came 4th in that and just missed out otherwise that would've been sport number 20! What do you think about ABEN's flop in cycling?
Kat Laurence: Well, speaking on behalf of Britonisea, but despite the huge cycling uptake in the country, it seems recreational cycling doesn't equal competitive cycling - we're not a cycling nation in the Olympics and so while we won gold medals in the last two Olympics in cycling, I'm not that surprised that this year, we've missed the mark. It's unfortunate but that's just life.
Alex Hampstead: It was a massive shame for Nester, Ernesto and Charley though - those three boys were all hoping on walking out of Urban Park with medals wrapped around their necks and well...it didn't happen.
Nicky Samuels: Not great - I can't wait for the inquiries that will follow these Games! I am sure that cycling and rowing will be high on the list for the ABEN Olympic Association or whatever it's called. ABENOA does sound quite cool though. One thing I did want to point out though, now don't get me wrong - I ain't no sports specialist, that's why I've got both of you here to help me. It doesn't seem as though the ABEN Union has a sport that they excel in, is it? When I think about Quebec and Shingoryeo and their nine fencing medals or Kriegiersien and their combat sports, what can the ABEN Union hold to its name? I mean, I'm only using those two nations to compare to since they're ahead of us in the tally who aren't the host.
Kat Laurence: Well, being exceedingly good at a sport or two will certainly help your medal count, you're right! But as you can see in the table behind us, the ABEN Union has won medals in 19 different sports at the Games and who knows, tomorrow could be 20 - maybe cycling will come through for us in the end. You don't need to be known for a sport to do well - it's better, in my opinion anyway, to be flexible as a delegation. 44 medals exceeded the expectations of the Olympic Association by nearly 20 medals - that can't be ignored.
Alex Hampstead: Another thing to note is, yes, we did and with Pemecutan or Neu Engollon of the Teremaran Unified Team going head-to-head in the Mixed Doubles finals, it means Britonisea as a part of the ABEN Union will top the table in tennis...for the first time ever I think! Last time we did this well...XI Paripana Games, I think we finished in joint second with Electrum as Kernansquillec won gold, silver and bronze and topped the tennis table. You know, comparing it to the likes of swimming and athletics that have a huge number of events, the fact that the Union has tennis fourth-highest says that...maybe...that is the sport we're really good at. 2 out of 5 events is 40%! Same for Badminton too. No, they weren't all golds, but three out of the five events...we got a medal in them. Racquet sports are huge in ABEN and so I'm not surprised by this. A shame about table tennis, though, we haven't won anything in that sport for a very, very long time.
Nicky Samuels: Well....that is all true! Thank you very much Kat and Alex. I have a special surprise for everyone. It's time to announce who the closing ceremony flag bearer will be. People have been speculating who it will be and its time to put those rumours to BED.
Alex Hampstead: I'm very excited....
Kat Laurence: Who could it be?!?
Alex Hampstead: Well.....
Nicky Samuels: Peter P Larry! Where are YOU!
Peter P Larry: Oh hey there! Hello Nicky! Hey guys!
Nicky Samuels: It has been confirmed - you are the closing ceremony flag bearer! How does it feel?!
Peter P Larry: Honestly, I didn't expect it! I was only asked this morning, "Hey, Peter, you've been chosen - are you okay with it?" and I was like, "Of course I am!!" I've been buzzing all day and I haven't been able to tell anyone why!
Nicky Samuels: Well, honey, it's because you're only one of two people to have won two medals at these Games for the Union so well done! This is also your third Olympic medal. How does that make you feel?
Peter P Larry: Yes, well, it's been great winning medals this time around. Obviously, my medal was with Jason Gordon in the Men's Doubles of tennis when Electrum last hosted the Olympic Games so it's great to come back here to this wonderful country and do it all again, winning a bronze in the singles and gold in the doubles - wow.
Nicky Samuels: You and William must be so proud of each other...
Peter P Larry: Of course! William is much younger than I am - a spring chicken. I've taught him all the knowledge I know and so now that he knows how to win a gold, I hope in the Olympics to come, William will continue winning for our country...and get his young brother to participate next year too!
Nicky Samuels: Aw haha, that would be cute. Right. One last question. What do you think about the tennis success this year?
Peter P Larry: I am very happy for Britonisea. All because I don't play the sport anymore, doesn't mean I don't follow it. I watched as Leo Garry rose to number one in the world in the NSTT and I've watched his decline at these Games which was very difficult for me to watch as Leo and I, we get on. Elizabeth finally winning gold was amazing to see, she's so great, and Leone and Abi also winning gold earlier on today were brilliant. Finally, us veteran Britonish tennis players are winning but I think, for us, time was running out and in 2022, a lot of new Britonish tennis stars will burst out onto the scene and after the successful Olympic Games we've had, I think we will allow the new generation of players to rise up so we can share the spotlight with them. I know Ricardo Toli and Jason Gordon will be trying their luck to get into the top 8 before the NSTT World Tour Finals this year - whether that's possible, I'm not sure. But we'll keep hoping.
Nicky Samuels: Brilliant! Thank you so much for the chat. I will see you soon, I'm sure.
Alex Hampstead: Beautiful chat! Britonisea. ABEN Union. It has been a pleasure having you with us for the past seventeen days of the Olympics. We've taken through the lows and disappointments at these Games, but also the highs and new beginnings for our Union going forward.
Kat Laurence: The new partnership between the four nations of Britonisea and Aloquirbe, Estogium and Nightom have given us that extra push we've needed at the Olympics. All nations have broken their old records and all of you watching have indeed had a part to play. We cannot wait to welcome you back to the studio for the Winter Olympics. Who will host? We don't know but a little birdy tells me we might be going somewhere we've may recognise.
Nicky Samuels: I better be called by BVC for the Winter Games - I've got my winter coat and woolly mittens ready to be worn! I've certainly enjoyed these Games and hopefully, we can win that extra bit more in the track cycling events and marathons. We will be broadcasting all of the last few sports on television throughout the morning starting at 4AM for the final Sunrise At The Games. Today At The Games won't be back tomorrow but us three will be as we take you through the Closing Ceremony of the Games of the XV Olympiad.
Kat Laurence: There's going to be some great music there!
Nicky Samuels: Indeed there will be (winks) but from us in the studios, for the final time these Olympics - thank you for watching and goodnight!
by Ioudaia » Sat Sep 04, 2021 6:43 pm
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by Teremaran Olympics Delegation » Sat Sep 04, 2021 7:38 pm
by Alezian Union » Sat Sep 04, 2021 8:15 pm
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by Bollonich » Sun Sep 05, 2021 12:20 am
by Qasden » Sun Sep 05, 2021 1:14 am
By Jamie J Jameson, heir to the Jameson Jams of the river James
They're Onto Me...Oh, Wait, the Finale
This man's name is amusing, I'm not giving it back and they can't make me give it back.
So the real Jamie J Jameson, heir to the Jameson James of the river James, saw me in my alleyway in Centralis, lookin like a disheveled muppet. That's what he looked like, I was fine, I just wanted to be there for staging. Anyhow, I allowed him to catch me by accidentally tripping on a can or something, so now I'm in custody in our room. Said something about how "It's been 3 days since I've seen you" and "You never got evicted from the room in the first place", nonsense is all I'm hearing. But the good news is that I have access to a laptop again, Jamie's laptop, so who's laughing now. Man's has a publishing account and doesn't post when I'm gone, and [i]I'm[/i] the wildcard. I talked to the higher-ups, who knew where ratings would go without me, so they're putting me back on the World Cup qualifiers series once that starts up, even talks about me reverse ghost-writing the Mike Sarzo Memorial Trophy with the pay per word count all going to me. Seems a bit much for my stunt, but whatever, it's the least they can do.
Right, right, I need to hurry this up so I don't get a real punishment. It's the last day of competition, here in Electrum, and of all the money QOC had spent creating our delegation, our final medal tally is...3. A silver, a bronze, and an unambiguous circle of unimaginable wonder to be decided upon tonight. Since the last time I talked to yinz was Day 15, a little after Keller's bronze, you can probably guess what happened to all the people I had the nerve to highlight. Both of the 4x100 relay teams would not finish their final runs, which is a feat in of itself, but not one I'm supposed to be proud of. Joey Gosha would finish 10 places behind third in the women's heptathlon, Tomi Cruise just ate shi* on the high jump, a solid ending to our forever-sucking athletics department. In badminton, Oxen Divinity and Jesus Angel would drop the shuttlecock (ha) in the bronze match, proving why David Foreclosure is superior, regardless of his premature departure. Darryl Coy, of all people, would end up tying for 2nd (which, in this case, is 3rd) in the final round of golf, which meant literally nothing, as no Qad came close to the podium. Derrick Small and Roger Sanchos were both ass in wrestling, ass enough to continue having little baby bare necks.
And then there's handball, the one event we were excited for, as a nation. Handball hasn't been a sport we've been consistently good in since the teens of the HWC, and the men's team damn near proved that the HandVans were still alive, to some capacity. In the end, after one hell of a tournament, they bloody dropped the ball, 26-31 against freaking Bollonich. I'd be in favor to bring the guillotine back in fashion, but they *did* give us our highest medal so far, so we'll keep an eye on this at the next HWC. Granted, a silver is a silver, but believe it or not, there's still one last chance for the OlympiVans to strike gold, and it's in the one place we never expected...
Men's Hockey ***MEDAL MATCH***
Somehow, some way, the Qasden f*cking StickVans or whatever they're called made the gold medal match. It's absolutely ludicrous, doubly so considering the country never really had a dominant field hockey organization beyond the local rec club. After beating Bollonich in the quarters (which now makes me think handball was some sort of twisted karma), these mofos took on Sylestone, those furniture movers or whatever that actually have interest in the sport. Losing that would bring the possibilities of a bronze, which I was well prepared to welcome with only slight mockery, but Qasden actually shook me, they stunned Sylestone 3-1 in the Olympic semi-finals. They gave Tomathan-er-Jamie content for the final day of the games, and my Marlene, it's a gold match.
Before I continue, here's a crude graphic.
One of the designer kids made that before Cruise lost, but it shows how Terranean Coast ranks up with previous, less costly endeavors. Regardless to how tonight goes, Aeropag (XI) will continue to be the nation's best performance, both gold-wise and medal-wise. Novonaya/Provinsk (XII) would be the one in question, however, to a possible usurping. Should the OlympiVans win in hockey, they would overtake the last summer games we ever played, as in the unofficial laws of the land, a real gold is more valuable than a demo gold. Yeah, it was a demo gold in baseball, but if it was put in a special category, it gets a special devalued status in our books. A silver would mean the first games ever to leave the nation completely goldless, which is sad and hilarious at the same time, I want that to happen, it's good content to hype up.
Before anymore tangents spring up, to win the gold, the men's hockey team must take on and defeat the delegation from Polkopia, the nation that stands 16th in the gold-tally with 9. Hockey-wise, the team has had their ups and downs in the knockouts: crushing Eura in the R32, squeezing on penalties against Saltstead in the Octos, nudging 1-0 over Ostankin in the quarters before beating the Licentian Isles 3-1 in the semis. They're a loose cannon, much like the Qads, but they have uniforms and stuff that speak "we have money and also a great national sense of pride in our olympic delegation". They bring copious amounts of fear to the non-WorldVision countries of the athletic multiverse every games, and my god, my suspenders are soiled for the final. Except I don't wear suspenders, but I will be wearing an eye mask while this game goes on, because my flight's in 15 minutes and I'll be damned if I don't get a snooze in before crossing regions and dealing with multiversal jet lag.
So that's it from Electrum, a lavish use of private and public funds for one of the most shameful, most embarrassing, most Qasdonian things to ever come out of our country, to be capped off tonight with whatever'll make up our tenth medal from all the summer games combined. Will the OlympiVans be able to strike gold one last time before bidding adieu to the lost games? Or will a medal-hungry Polkopia earn the last gold they need to break double digits? Stay tuned, stay updated, and just kidding, this is the last report from the fifteenth Olympiad, but stay alert for future QADAN reports, available wherever and whenever online media posts are sold! This is Jamie...no, this is Tomathan Hammerland signing off.
by Scornerse » Sun Sep 05, 2021 1:29 am
by Kalosia » Sun Sep 05, 2021 1:51 am
by Vilitan Union » Sun Sep 05, 2021 2:07 am
Final
Vilitan Union: 1 (4)
Chromatika: 1 (3)
Vilitan Union [1] - [1] Chromatika
GOALS: Vilitan Union :: 110' Loala Inkabu
STATS: Vilitan Union :: Possession: 52%:: Shots: 5:: Corners: 1 Chromatika :: Possession: 48%:: Shots: 4:: Corners: 6
Lineup: [GK] Derizi Amatopa, [D.] Karek Edgeli, [D.] Jirak Trikala, [D.] Narri Sebapilo, [ML] Lentali Purama, [MC] Limu Katarakhna, [MC] Naraiza Ruaplal, [MC] Trezisi Rokopolis, [MR] Fyin Miateal, [FC] Clarana Refiami, [FC] Loala Inkabu
Bench: [FC] Lutara Makakio, [FC] Enzoril Alabonni, [M] Cuoabaza Orani’aoa, [M] Khrusan Mlianko, [U ] Treasvo Tlikara, [D] Inteali Koranjo, [GK] Zelkki Milake Jr.
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