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GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob
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911 what's your not emergency?

Postby GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob » Thu Mar 18, 2021 6:31 am

So here's how this is gonna work:

YN submits a funny 911 emergency to the dispatcher. The BN will say what a funny 911 dispatcher might say. (Assume you have already dialed 911, and BN has just said "911 what's your emergency".)
If you are the BN, you post a funny reply, and then you submit a funny call in the same post.


An example:
ExampleNation1: My sister ate my waffles.
ExampleNation2: Do a Heimlich on her.
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I cannot smile anymore.
ExampleNation3: Live your life upside down, and every time you frown you look like you're smiling.

I will start.

I cannot type anymore.
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The Dodo Republic
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Dodo Republic » Thu Mar 18, 2021 6:32 am

smash you keybord with a hammer
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GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob
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Postby GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob » Thu Mar 18, 2021 6:33 am

The Dodo Republic wrote:smash you keybord with a hammer

you must submit a new one
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Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria
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Postby Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria » Thu Mar 18, 2021 6:36 am

Help!, My dog has walked all the way to North Carolina, I live in Pinellas County, Florida
"We must dare to think 'unthinkable' thoughts. We must learn to explore all the options and possibilities that confront us in a complex and rapidly changing world." - Sen. J. William Fulbright
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GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob
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Postby GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob » Thu Mar 18, 2021 6:38 am

Too bad, your dog doesn't love you anymore.
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pls pls help i was rickrolled
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I love nuking stuff. I recommend you don't start nuclear war with me.
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The New California Republic
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The New California Republic » Thu Mar 18, 2021 6:38 am

Here's another meme: *trollface*


Help, I strained my finger while dialling 911.
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Pointing their plastic finger at me
They're hoping soon, my kind will drop and die
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GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob
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Postby GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob » Thu Mar 18, 2021 6:40 am

The New California Republic wrote:Help, I strained my finger while dialling 911.

you have to be the 911 guy to help me tho
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my national anthem
I love nuking stuff. I recommend you don't start nuclear war with me.
Pro- don't-give-a-s***-bout-nothin-ism
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dont copy any of this. it's mine. copyrighted by the GRHBian government 4-19-21
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Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria
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Postby Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria » Thu Mar 18, 2021 6:40 am

Light it on fire and It'll be okay

Help!, My neighbor is a rambling Libertarian
"We must dare to think 'unthinkable' thoughts. We must learn to explore all the options and possibilities that confront us in a complex and rapidly changing world." - Sen. J. William Fulbright
“Don’t flatter yourself that friendship authorizes you to say disagreeable things to your intimates. The nearer you come into relation with a person, the more necessary do tact and courtesy become.”―Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
Fiscally Conservative, Socially Progressive, Extremely Centrist. Conservative irl, i dunno why my nation is left Leaning
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GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob
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Postby GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob » Thu Mar 18, 2021 6:43 am

Post a eviction notice on their house.
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Help Me i cannot find my lucky television!
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I love nuking stuff. I recommend you don't start nuclear war with me.
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Libertalonia
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Postby Libertalonia » Thu Mar 18, 2021 6:43 am

scare him with the soviet anthem

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help, a friend of mine is currently being chased by a tank
Shinjou declares it's now a people's 4th reich. The navy reports strange sights in the sea, possibly eisterian vessels. a new terrorist movement has been terrorising southern paxana and other smaller countries. The LNS callhiem has been ordered to attack any vessels coming into libertalonia waters
Why yes, we are infact a free democratic nation that tries to protect others and have more flaws than united st- can we just please have your Oil and gold already?
I might have an extreme love for C&C
I'm trying to win wars but those space empires and magicfests keep getting in the way lol
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Obets
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Founded: Jan 04, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Obets » Thu Mar 18, 2021 6:44 am

Don't call us! Call the military!

Help! The phone lines are down and I need to call 911!
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Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria
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Postby Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria » Thu Mar 18, 2021 6:45 am

Have you tried to play panzerlied to make it stop

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Help!, My New Neighbor is throwing bananas on my windows
"We must dare to think 'unthinkable' thoughts. We must learn to explore all the options and possibilities that confront us in a complex and rapidly changing world." - Sen. J. William Fulbright
“Don’t flatter yourself that friendship authorizes you to say disagreeable things to your intimates. The nearer you come into relation with a person, the more necessary do tact and courtesy become.”―Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
Fiscally Conservative, Socially Progressive, Extremely Centrist. Conservative irl, i dunno why my nation is left Leaning
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Obets
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Founded: Jan 04, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Obets » Thu Mar 18, 2021 6:46 am

Gift them a monke

Help! The phone lines are down and I need to call 911!
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GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob
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Postby GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob » Thu Mar 18, 2021 6:48 am

call on your hand phone
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Help my son he broke his pinky toe
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I love nuking stuff. I recommend you don't start nuclear war with me.
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North Alezia
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Founded: May 08, 2020
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Postby North Alezia » Thu Mar 18, 2021 6:50 am

do a fundraising so you can get bandaids
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Obets
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Founded: Jan 04, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Obets » Thu Mar 18, 2021 6:52 am

Have you tried using pure sugar it's practically the same thing

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GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob
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Postby GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob » Thu Mar 18, 2021 6:53 am

Throw it in the house of your enemy! Then go buy a new one
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help my ears i was rickrolled
my national anthem
I love nuking stuff. I recommend you don't start nuclear war with me.
Pro- don't-give-a-s***-bout-nothin-ism
Anti-... (I havent filled this out yet.)
dont copy any of this. it's mine. copyrighted by the GRHBian government 4-19-21
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Babalabuska
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Founded: Feb 01, 2021
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Postby Babalabuska » Thu Mar 18, 2021 6:55 am

I'm sorry for your loss. *Hangs up*



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Libertalonia
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Founded: Jun 23, 2020
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Postby Libertalonia » Thu Mar 18, 2021 6:55 am

let him have a chance but prepare to shoot him just in case

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Help, I accidentally ended up in mall, me and my classmates took over a school bus
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Shinjou declares it's now a people's 4th reich. The navy reports strange sights in the sea, possibly eisterian vessels. a new terrorist movement has been terrorising southern paxana and other smaller countries. The LNS callhiem has been ordered to attack any vessels coming into libertalonia waters
Why yes, we are infact a free democratic nation that tries to protect others and have more flaws than united st- can we just please have your Oil and gold already?
I might have an extreme love for C&C
I'm trying to win wars but those space empires and magicfests keep getting in the way lol
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GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob
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Posts: 102
Founded: Nov 17, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob » Thu Mar 18, 2021 6:57 am

That's not our duty. Call the mall cops.
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help me i cant stop spamming 911
my national anthem
I love nuking stuff. I recommend you don't start nuclear war with me.
Pro- don't-give-a-s***-bout-nothin-ism
Anti-... (I havent filled this out yet.)
dont copy any of this. it's mine. copyrighted by the GRHBian government 4-19-21
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Obets
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Founded: Jan 04, 2021
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Postby Obets » Thu Mar 18, 2021 6:59 am

Can you spam 912 instead?

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North Alezia
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Postby North Alezia » Thu Mar 18, 2021 6:59 am

have you tried turning your phone off and on again?

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GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob
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Postby GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:01 am

*reverses time*
.doog eb dluohs uoy woN .erehT
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help i wrote backwards
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I love nuking stuff. I recommend you don't start nuclear war with me.
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Obets
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Founded: Jan 04, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Obets » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:01 am

Move your hand the other way.

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The Military State of the Galapagos
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Military State of the Galapagos » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:03 am

Smash you T.V with a hammer
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