Second Draft
[description] For as long as you have been in power, conspiracy theorists have claimed that your government is run by secret societies of alien-demon-lizard people intent on global domination. Your Minister of Intelligence, who is now going by "O", used this as an excuse to investigate senior members of the cabinet. O found that more than half of them were members of an organization known as the Brickmeisters.
[validity] all nations
[option] "I've known they were up to something ever since they didn't invite me to that happy hour!" exclaims O, whose hands are singed after attempting to sign off on a report with an exploding pen. "We can't possibly trust they weren't plotting against us in those secret meetings! You must sack your entire cabinet, other than yours truly, of course. They may all be compromised, other than yours truly, of course. Then, pass a law requiring all politicians to disclose all organizations they are a part of. Other than yours truly, of course."
[fallout] the government is in shambles after the removal of its foundation
[option] "They're called secret societies for a reason, you know," remarks @@RANDOMNAME@@, an advisor in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, whose minister was implicated in the report. "They aren't going to disclose their allegiance, and if we aren't careful, they could get out of it. We need to thoroughly investigate every government official for ties to subversive organizations like the Brickmeisters, and ban them outright."
[fallout] book clubs are now banned
[option] Your Minister of Foreign Affairs barges into the room most undiplomatically. "This investigation was totally uncalled for!" @@HE@@ claims, wagging @@HIS@@ finger at O, who has failed to slink into the shadows just this once. "This travesty and campaign of lies was accomplished through violating the privacy of senior government officials: wiretapping our offices, watching us take bubble baths, breaking into our secret stash of - never mind, nothing at all. We Brickmeisters are harmless, but the Minister of Intelligence clearly is up to no good. @@HE(1)@@ is the one who should be removed!"