Title
A Carry-on Carry On
Description
While returning from a summit in Brancaland, some of your luggage went missing. Fortunately, your tablet with confidential documents was recovered, although your personal traveling underwear remains lost. An investigation into the sensitive briefs revealed the tablet was secured by a PIN set to '1234,' raising concerns about @@NATION@@'s information security policy.
The Debate
[option] "1234? That's the kind of thing that an idiot would put on his luggage!" exclaims your exasperated Minister of Security, @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME@@ Schwartz. "Look, today it was just your shorts. Tomorrow it could be secret negotiations, or your personal travel plans, or..." @@HE@@ shudders uncomfortably. "We should immediately institute a new password policy, with minimum length, special character, and no-reuse requirements."
[effect] @@DENONYM@@ are constantly pestered to change their p@55w0rd5
[option] "Passwords aren't enough," insists Dàguóren app developer @@RANDOMNAME@@, while changing @@HIS@@ luggage combination. "You should also implement a multi-factor authentication system, to verify the identity of the person trying to log-in. In fact, my new app -- Multi-factor OnLine Endorser -- will track and challenge all log-in attempts with a verification code. All you need to do is register all government employees' user names and mobile phone numbers. And it's all ad-supported, so it won't cost you a single @@CURRENCY@@."
[effect] government employees must watch a five minute ad before they get hacked
[option] "1...2...3...4...," exerts biometrics researcher and high-intensity fitness enthusiast @@RANDOMMALENAME@@, while completing a set of one-thumbed push-ups. "No, see, passwords can always be guessed, and mobile phones can always be hacked! But your fingerprints? Those are yours forever! Just install biometric finger scanners on all sensitive government devices. It'll cost a mint but it's guaranteed the strongest option!"
[effect] demand for mustache wax and after-market thumbs is skyrocketing
[option] "'National security' is the age-old cry of the oppressor!" cries activist and balding sci-fi cosplayer @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME@@ Luc @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@. "Speaking truth to power requires unrestrained access to government documents, no matter how sensitive! Abolish all security measures, and allow @@DENONYM@@ to observe the workings of their government unrestrained. If it's not doing anything wrong, there's no reason to hide in the dark."
[effect] newspapers report secret military toilet paper requisitions