The Final Day,
by Hannah Marshall, Olympic Correspondent
Here we are, at the end of the Olympics. The closing ceremonies are tomorrow with several different events still playing their gold medal finale. I want to say that it has truly been an honor to cover this Olympiad for you. It has been, by far, the most successful Olympics in the history of Cassadaigua. We will go down in history as having the second most amount of medals in this Olympics. It’s not quite possible for West Phoenicia to pass us in total medals, and while I think its mathematically possible to pass the Free Republics, it is not realistic. We took a slight run at them, but the athletes of the FFR never backed down. Officially, Cassadaigua will be third on the leaderboard, due to having fewer gold medals then West Phoenicia. In the end, though, it was a three nation breakaway from the rest of the world. Other nations had plenty of success, though. Vakolicci Haven and Vekaiyu had good runs, too. As this time went on, there were bombs in Amuapyle and more then necessary amount of athletes dying. Cassadaigua’s delegation is fully in tact, though there were reports that some of our team members passed out from time to time.
Thank you to the Free Republics, the city of Republica, and the wonderful security at the venues as well as at the Olympic Village. It was kept safe for all of journalists, too. There are a lot of people behind the scenes who make this work, from camera crews to the editors. Thank you to the citizens of Republica for putting up with all of this divergence from your normal life. It will get back to the way it used to be very soon.
Most Olympians will go back to their daily life, or so they may think. Let’s face it, we had success in some sporting avenues we never really did before. The amount of cycling success was astounding, and then in canoeing, we were very good. Both women and men racked up the medals, and it was the effort of the men that made this most successful Olympiad in our history. Their success will mean greater things for them. Look at our rugby team. While they eventually lost before the semifinals, the fact that they got as far as they did saw them get a chance at the Rugby League World Cup. Expect to see all of these sports try to ride in the coattails of the Olympics back home.
What were the five greatest moments of the Olympics for us?
Number 5: The combined effort of the male weightlifters. Cassadagan men are perceived by many as being weak, and even though strides have been made, you can’t help but think that was still the case, to an extent. The medals won by the male weightlifters weren’t just medals, they were earned in a sport that requires massive physical strength by a group of people proving that they were not weak, at all; and in fact, are pretty damn strong.
Number 4: Joe Farley winning his gold in the e-sport, men’s trading card game. When considering how the tournament began for Farley, and all he went through, it is a truly great story. This would be higher on the list if it was an actual medal event.
Number 3: Brittney McDonald winning two gold medals, and three total in the pool. We have been real good in these events in the past, but McDonald was highly confident even before she even made it here, and backed it up when the time came.
Number 2: Meghan Turner winning gold in the women’s surfing event, and showing how she was never bothered by a West Phoenician who tried to upstage her. Turner laughed it off, and continued to get results, all the way to the end.
Number 1: The Squash Sweep. Look, it was only a demonstration event, I realize that, but in this era it is virtually impossible to sweep all three of the medals. We were able to do that, and the sport of squash, seen mostly as a recreational event in the Matriarchy, will only thrive.
Enjoy the final day of competition and the closing ceremonies. Thank you for reading!