With rising political and international tension in the US and the Middle East, Supreme Leader Jimmy Kudo postponed negotiations for Texas with President Donald J Trump to a time that was agreed on by both parties. To recap on those who don’t know, in January, days after the new year of 2020, a US airstrike in Baghdad has killed General Qasem Soleimani who led the Quds Force. In the eyes of the free world, he was seen as a General who was against freedom and supported terrorists. It is unknown to the Cartoon Public if he supported and supplied weapons to leaders and cultists of the Second Tower of Heaven. His death led to Iranian politicians to chant death to America. If America falls, then the rest of the world falls. With such high tensions going around, Supreme Leader Jimmy Kudo considered in the best interest of everyone that talks about Texas be postponed to a later date. That date has not been released to the general public, but talks between the Supreme Leader and the President have concluded in such. In a press conference earlier today, he states that “America is already going through so much in the past week and month, from that Kim rebel in our colony in North Korea to impeachment, I think it’s not a good time to talk about handing Texas over to us yet. Once this whole ordeal is over, we will be able to talk”. On the topic of Iran, Cartoonia debates whether or not to get involved with the conflict that could easily end up becoming the Third World War. In the Primary and Secondary elections, Candidate Jellal Fernandes of the Cartoon Party of The Royal Crusades pledged to help end the conflict in the Middle East, but with him out of the final running, it will be up to the two candidates to figure out Cartoonia’s international military policy. Shall we go into a state of imperial isolationism, or will we support our allies across the sea and fight in this conflict? Only time will tell.
-Lucy Heartfillia, Head-writer for The Gallagher Herald