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Jerzylvania
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Founded: Aug 10, 2016
Father Knows Best State

CHANGE THE CHANNEL

Postby Jerzylvania » Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:38 am

This thread is sort of like Continue the Story except you are watching TV. The above nation doesn't like what is on and changes the channel.

You get to describe what now is currently on TV or post it's image, which of course you probably do not like. Then, you change the channel.

Here, I'll start if off with help from C O M E T


C O M E T wrote:ANGELS 3 DEVILS 2, bottom of the ninth 2 outs ....and it looks like were getting a pinch hitter off the bench for Donald....

*changes channel*



Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't. Almond Joy's got nuts, Mounds don't. *pause* ...and now for station identification.
This is the sorriest Television network, also known as Sorry TV. We are currently having technical difficulties. Please stand by!

*changes channel*
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Living with low vision since 2005. Expect edits, construction delays and weird deletions.
Reading political tea leaves since Eisenhower was POTUS, so expect crankiness, disgust and dismay ...but unlike Trump, I never hold a grudge. XD
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Convallaria
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Posts: 132
Founded: Aug 17, 2017
Capitalizt

Postby Convallaria » Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:49 am

"Thank you for bringing this in, it's such a truly incredible specimen of original early american style rococo cabinetry, and if you look beneath the vanity drawer here (removes drawer carefully from frame) you can even find the genuine brass manufacturing plate from Brunswick & Co. in 179-"

*Changes Channel*
"In the alternate history where continental South America never faced Spanish colonization, Convallaria has replaced the 21st century southern half of the continent as an aristocratic realm of cities and anarchic black-market underworlds centered around champagne and wealth, an eerie mirror of the Roaring Twenties imminently before its collapse ..."


Welcome to the lawless world of dieselpunk and gas-powered murderers...

Daily-World: Royal Guard on lookout for supposed escapees from infamous Lavoie Maximum Security Penitentiary earlier last night. | Dowager actress Celine de Gothellier Jacquard und Kunt found dead in hotel boudoir yesterday with no apparent cause of death yet known.

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Jerzylvania
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Founded: Aug 10, 2016
Father Knows Best State

Postby Jerzylvania » Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:55 am

Sunny today, sunny tomorrow, sunny next week. Hot blazing temperatures for the foreseeable future. Low tonight 87. High tomorrow 113. Meanwhile later today on the season finale of Garbage in, Garbage out a Twitter war starts when...

*changes channel*
Living with low vision since 2005. Expect edits, construction delays and weird deletions.
Reading political tea leaves since Eisenhower was POTUS, so expect crankiness, disgust and dismay ...but unlike Trump, I never hold a grudge. XD
Below: Check today's "new" official Jerzylvania anthem choices! Vote for your choice via TG! Cancer is like carbon. All life on this planet is comprised of it. Same with cancer. Ubiquitous.
Helsinki - Helsinki - Helsinki ...Make America Grovel Again! ~ Donald Trump is Burning

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Courage the C0wardly Dog
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 16
Founded: Aug 01, 2015
Democratic Socialists

Postby Courage the C0wardly Dog » Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:14 am

Call your doctor if you have any of these side effects while taking Concoctocil...
Constipation, headache, nausea, vomiting, strange dreams, stomach gas, trouble sleeping, trouble ignoring others.

Call your doctor right away if these occur...
Allergic reactions like skin rash, itching or hives, swelling of the face, lips, tongue, or throat.
Acting aggressive, being angry or violent, or acting on dangerous impulses and death.

*changes channel*
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Atkemri
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Posts: 1839
Founded: Apr 14, 2017
Corporate Bordello

Postby Atkemri » Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:20 am

"Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night? Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic? Have you or any of your family ever seen a spook, specter or ghost? If the answer is yes, then don't wait another minute. Pick up your-"

*changes channel
ATKEMRIAN NATIONAL NEWS:Private Space Company Kemspace announces a space hotel. The project will send tourists into Earth orbit where they can participate in recreational activities. Project is stated to be finished by 2025

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Scottish Socialists
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Posts: 461
Founded: Dec 27, 2016
Democratic Socialists

Postby Scottish Socialists » Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:24 am

“HAS YOUR COMPOOTUR HAD PROBLUMS IN DEE LAZT TWO DAYEZ? CONTACT MIKEROWSOFT AT-“

*changes channel*
☭ Soviet Republic of Scottish Socialists ☭
8values test: Social Democrat.
Apply to fly to my airport!
This nation does not represent my views!
14 and Scottish.
For: SNP, Democracy, Pro-Choice.
Against: Communism, Nazism, Fascism, White Supremacy, Racism, More than 2 genders, ISIS.
WV67: 22nd

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Jerzylvania
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Founded: Aug 10, 2016
Father Knows Best State

Postby Jerzylvania » Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:26 am

You're now in the no spin zone....

*changes channel*
Living with low vision since 2005. Expect edits, construction delays and weird deletions.
Reading political tea leaves since Eisenhower was POTUS, so expect crankiness, disgust and dismay ...but unlike Trump, I never hold a grudge. XD
Below: Check today's "new" official Jerzylvania anthem choices! Vote for your choice via TG! Cancer is like carbon. All life on this planet is comprised of it. Same with cancer. Ubiquitous.
Helsinki - Helsinki - Helsinki ...Make America Grovel Again! ~ Donald Trump is Burning

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Dalmatian Cities
Civilian
 
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Founded: Jul 20, 2015
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Dalmatian Cities » Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:35 am

If this had been an actual emergency you would have been instructed where to tune in your area for news and official...

*changes channel*

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95X
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Founded: Sep 30, 2004
Capitalist Paradise

Re: Change the Channel

Postby 95X » Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:47 am

The Spirit of the Northwest on K A T U
Channel 2 News at 11.
With Jeff Gianola and Julie Emry.
Jim Little's weather.
Lou Gellos with sports.
And the entire Channel 2 News Team.

*Realizes the early 1990s will never return; changes channel.*
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Watchers of the Skies
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Founded: Aug 29, 2015
Democratic Socialists

Postby Watchers of the Skies » Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:54 am

At the first sign of these symptoms, follow these simple rules: keep working, drink as much as possible, and... take your television's advice. And y'know more TV's
recommend an amazing new psychic breakthrough than any other, and that's... Confidence in the System. Fast, safe, and guaranteed through
constant Federal control.

Confidence in the System will keep THEM in power longer, longer, longer, and tend to calm and obscure the miseries of disillusionment and despair. In easy-to-swallow Propaganda form or new fast-acting Thought Control, that's Confidence in the System. So have some...

*changes channel*

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Max Knobknee
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Founded: May 13, 2017
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Max Knobknee » Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:03 am

Image


*Changes Channel *

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Adab
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Founded: May 28, 2014
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Adab » Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:06 am

"Homer Simpson, you are hereby charged with damaging the royal coach and putting several dents in the royal horse. How do you plead?"

"M'lord, we Americans love queens, be they homecoming or dairy. This woman, however, is an impostor! Her luggage is inscribed H.R.H., which means her real name must be Henrietta R. Hippo."

*changes channel*
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Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.
-Muhammad Ali

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Fatatatutti
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Posts: 10889
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:18 am

"Today, twenty-six degrees, tomorrow twenty-six degrees, Sunday twenty-six degrees. Oh, look out, Monday twenty-five degrees. Get those sweaters out...."

*changes channel*

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Donald Leroy Tirebiter
Political Columnist
 
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Founded: Mar 19, 2017
Corporate Police State

Postby Donald Leroy Tirebiter » Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:41 am

High School Madness

*Changes Channels*

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Jane and Daria
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Apr 07, 2018
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Jane and Daria » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:01 am

I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself ....
*changes channels*
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The Great-German Empire
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Founded: Nov 25, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Great-German Empire » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:04 am

"To show you the power of FlexTape... *circular saw noises* ...I sawed this boat in half!!"

*changes channel*
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Vossische Zeitung: Germany's Foreign Office voices consent for American intervention in the Turko-Syrian War. | Baron von Hartmann has proposed to Anna von Blume, the Marshal's daughter | Murderer of Bohemia's King arrested at last!

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Huntpublic
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Founded: Mar 21, 2018
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Huntpublic » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:08 am

"Aannd his name is JOOHNNN CEENN-"

*changes channel*
HUNTPUBLIC TIMES:The national tag tournament turned out to be the most viewed sport in the entire history of Huntpublic! | New Westward H-74S stealth strike/reconnaissance jet has finished testing and will be deployed into action in the Khataiyan Civil war(See Westward H-74S Factbook) | Many people have tried out for qualification in the national tag tournament, ten teams have been made and have been placed into these tag categories: Zombie Tag, Freeze Tag, and Regular Tag, games start next month . . .

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Fatatatutti
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Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:12 am

"Flintstones, meet the Flintstones..."

*changes channel*

"Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale..."

*changes channel*

"From the town of Bedrock..."

*changes channel*

"And now for something completely different..."

*changes channel*

"Let's ride with the family down the street..."

*changes channel*

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Jerzylvania
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Founded: Aug 10, 2016
Father Knows Best State

Postby Jerzylvania » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:16 am

Then her show was cancelled, but Honey Boo Boo hooked up with the creators of 19 Kids and Counting when they needed a...

*changes channel*
Living with low vision since 2005. Expect edits, construction delays and weird deletions.
Reading political tea leaves since Eisenhower was POTUS, so expect crankiness, disgust and dismay ...but unlike Trump, I never hold a grudge. XD
Below: Check today's "new" official Jerzylvania anthem choices! Vote for your choice via TG! Cancer is like carbon. All life on this planet is comprised of it. Same with cancer. Ubiquitous.
Helsinki - Helsinki - Helsinki ...Make America Grovel Again! ~ Donald Trump is Burning

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The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp
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Founded: Dec 18, 2013
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:17 am

"And now here's Cosmo with the weather..."

"I thought you said feather."

*changes channel*
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The New Panem State
Political Columnist
 
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Founded: May 10, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The New Panem State » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:20 am

"I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop.."

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"Ideas are much more dangerous than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?"
THE HORN OF PLENTY OVERFLOWS!
Stand with us, all of us, together as one, today, tomorrow, and forever! Hail Panem!

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Trump Gothic
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Founded: Sep 05, 2016
Father Knows Best State

Postby Trump Gothic » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:22 am

Kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"
said "California's the place you outta be"
so they...


*change channel*

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Likar
Diplomat
 
Posts: 646
Founded: Jun 03, 2017
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Likar » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:22 am

THERE ARE NAZIS, THEYRYEUHTJKSDHFKJSDFDJ *Inaudible screaming from Alex Jones*

*changes channel*
A 15 civilization, according to this index.

My opinion, and I quote myself:

Theocracy is a failed ideology, and should burn in the hole of failed ideologies with Communism, Fascism, Nationalism and Anarchy.



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Zeritae
Attaché
 
Posts: 71
Founded: Jun 10, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zeritae » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:25 am

Likar wrote:THERE ARE NAZIS, THEYRYEUHTJKSDHFKJSDFDJ *Inaudible screaming from Alex Jones*

*changes channel*

Now On Twona News,almost every remote from Zerico is Malfunctioning,*changes*
A 20.2 civilization, according to this index located here.
"For Sovereignty is wisdom,For globalism is of the fools"
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C O M E T
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Founded: Dec 06, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby C O M E T » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:26 am

now, stay tuned for "This is your Life" ...

*Changes channel*

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