CHANGE THE CHANNEL

[Jerzylvania]

This thread is sort of like Continue the Story except you are watching TV. The above nation doesn't like what is on and changes the channel.

You get to describe what now is currently on TV or post it's image, which of course you probably do not like. Then, you change the channel.

Here, I'll start if off with help from C O M E T

ANGELS 3 DEVILS 2, bottom of the ninth 2 outs ....and it looks like were getting a pinch hitter off the bench for Donald....

*changes channel*

Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't. Almond Joy's got nuts, Mounds don't. *pause* ...and now for station identification.
This is the sorriest Television network, also known as Sorry TV. We are currently having technical difficulties. Please stand by!

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[Convallaria]

"Thank you for bringing this in, it's such a truly incredible specimen of original early american style rococo cabinetry, and if you look beneath the vanity drawer here (removes drawer carefully from frame) you can even find the genuine brass manufacturing plate from Brunswick & Co. in 179-"

*Changes Channel*

[Jerzylvania]

Sunny today, sunny tomorrow, sunny next week. Hot blazing temperatures for the foreseeable future. Low tonight 87. High tomorrow 113. Meanwhile later today on the season finale of Garbage in, Garbage out a Twitter war starts when...

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[Courage the C0wardly Dog]

Call your doctor if you have any of these side effects while taking Concoctocil...
Constipation, headache, nausea, vomiting, strange dreams, stomach gas, trouble sleeping, trouble ignoring others.

Call your doctor right away if these occur...
Allergic reactions like skin rash, itching or hives, swelling of the face, lips, tongue, or throat.
Acting aggressive, being angry or violent, or acting on dangerous impulses and death.

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[Atkemri]

"Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night? Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic? Have you or any of your family ever seen a spook, specter or ghost? If the answer is yes, then don't wait another minute. Pick up your-"

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[Scottish Socialists]

“HAS YOUR COMPOOTUR HAD PROBLUMS IN DEE LAZT TWO DAYEZ? CONTACT MIKEROWSOFT AT-“

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[Jerzylvania]

You're now in the no spin zone....

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[Dalmatian Cities]

If this had been an actual emergency you would have been instructed where to tune in your area for news and official...

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[95X]

The Spirit of the Northwest on K A T U
Channel 2 News at 11.
With Jeff Gianola and Julie Emry.
Jim Little's weather.
Lou Gellos with sports.
And the entire Channel 2 News Team.

*Realizes the early 1990s will never return; changes channel.*

[Watchers of the Skies]

At the first sign of these symptoms, follow these simple rules: keep working, drink as much as possible, and... take your television's advice. And y'know more TV's
recommend an amazing new psychic breakthrough than any other, and that's... Confidence in the System. Fast, safe, and guaranteed through
constant Federal control.

Confidence in the System will keep THEM in power longer, longer, longer, and tend to calm and obscure the miseries of disillusionment and despair. In easy-to-swallow Propaganda form or new fast-acting Thought Control, that's Confidence in the System. So have some...

*changes channel*

[Max Knobknee]

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[Adab]

"Homer Simpson, you are hereby charged with damaging the royal coach and putting several dents in the royal horse. How do you plead?"

"M'lord, we Americans love queens, be they homecoming or dairy. This woman, however, is an impostor! Her luggage is inscribed H.R.H., which means her real name must be Henrietta R. Hippo."

*changes channel*

[Fatatatutti]

"Today, twenty-six degrees, tomorrow twenty-six degrees, Sunday twenty-six degrees. Oh, look out, Monday twenty-five degrees. Get those sweaters out...."

*changes channel*

[Donald LeRoy Tirebiter]

High School Madness

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[Jane and Daria]

I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself ....
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[The Great-German Empire]

"To show you the power of FlexTape... *circular saw noises* ...I sawed this boat in half!!"

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[Huntpublic]

"Aannd his name is JOOHNNN CEENN-"

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[Fatatatutti]

"Flintstones, meet the Flintstones..."

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"Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale..."

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"From the town of Bedrock..."

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"And now for something completely different..."

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"Let's ride with the family down the street..."

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[Jerzylvania]

Then her show was cancelled, but Honey Boo Boo hooked up with the creators of 19 Kids and Counting when they needed a...

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[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

"And now here's Cosmo with the weather..."

"I thought you said feather."

*changes channel*

[The New Panem State]

"I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop.."

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[Trump Gothic]

Kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"
said "California's the place you outta be"
so they...

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[Likar]

THERE ARE NAZIS, THEYRYEUHTJKSDHFKJSDFDJ *Inaudible screaming from Alex Jones*

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[Zeritae]

THERE ARE NAZIS, THEYRYEUHTJKSDHFKJSDFDJ *Inaudible screaming from Alex Jones*

*changes channel*

Now on Twona News: Almost every remote from Zerico is malfunctioning.
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[C O M E T]

now, stay tuned for "This is your Life" ...

*Changes channel*