NASA is hiding the truth.

by **Lancaster of Wessex** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 6:46 am

NOEEEEEEEZZ!!!

I better add more layers of aluminum foil to my head just in CASE!!!

DAMN YOU MOON!!!!!

by **Jagalonia** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 6:52 am

Wow.....Good thing I've never eaten lobster.

by **Veblenia** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 7:21 am

That's no moon. It's a space station.

by **Dirty Land Pirates** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 7:27 am

Veblenia wrote:That's no moon. It's a space station.

What? That's impossible...No space station is THAT big...

by **Farnhamia** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 7:30 am

Dirty Land Pirates wrote:
Veblenia wrote:That's no moon. It's a space station.

What? That's impossible...No space station is THAT big...

It's true. Really.

by **Xanixi** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 7:40 am

Tom Bishop wrote:
Gauthier wrote:NASA just don't want anyone to wake up the Decepticons.

My poor child, Michael Bay has you confused.

Michael Bay may have made this guy make a funny comment, but I believe religion made you post this shit.

by **Four-sided Triangles** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 7:41 am

Acceleration due to gravity differs depending on where you are on the surface of the earth. This instantaneously and irreparably destroys the "earth accelerating upward for no reason" model of why there appears to be gravity.

Your hypothesis fails. /thread

by **Franco-Philia** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 7:43 am

Wait a minute...lobster is a tool of the illuminati to control our minds...Jews don't eat shellfish...OH MY GOD...the conspiracies are TRUE!

by **Johz** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 8:03 am

Brent Kockman wrote:This thread is now a review of Apollo 18 and and a discussion of other Lost Astronaut/Cosmonaut fiction.

I saw Apollo 18 against the advice of many a review and even some acquaintances. I love the space race and love fiction about space race, especially secret missions and lost cosmonauts. In my opinion it's a very underexplored sub-genre in popular entertainment media. Oh sure there've been a few video games like Battlezone (to date one of the only FPS/RTS games I know of), a few books like the Lunar Option, a smattering of shorts published in Analog, even a couple of movies like First on the Moon but it just doesn't get the same level of attention as other sub-genres like Vietnam or bank robberies. For this reason I figured I had to take what I could get even if it was Blair Witch Project on the moon.

After seeing it I can say that the biggest misstep of the film was revealing the monsters.
Objects moving when no one is around or looking at them? Good.
Flag getting knocked down in the radiation-bathed vacuum of space? Great.
Astronaut getting dragged into a shaded crater by an unseen something? Awesome.
Moon rocks are really moon spiders? What the fuck were you guys smoking?

The second biggest flaw was the editing. It's something I saw a lot of the reviews harping on and it's sad to say that they are spot on about it being disjointed and the camerawork poor. This was one of the biggest problems with the BWP and pretty much every "found footage" film since. It's also difficult to fix because correcting it too much kills the audiences suspension of disbelief.

The third biggest flaw was sound. The surface of the moon is a vacuum. Not only did adding sound kill my suspension of disbelief but I think that silence would have been a lot better in building suspense in several scenes.

Even with all of its problems they at least took some time to research the material for this mockumentary and the sets, costumes, and ship and flight effects looked good.

You cannot REVIEW the TRUTH! Your 'reviews' do not diminish the VALUE of the TRUTH that is SELF-EVIDENT. You FOOL, how can you deny this? The ILLUMINATI are going to GET you. AND maybe feed you TO a lobster.

by **Kleomentia** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 8:06 am

Franco-Philia wrote:Wait a minute...lobster is a tool of the illuminati to control our minds...Jews don't eat shellfish...OH MY GOD...the conspiracies are TRUE!

Then Hitler was part of the illuminati! Now everything is clear to me! It is a good thing i've never eaten lobster. I now know the truth i will start a......no wait! What are you doing......noooo......heeelp....

by **Herrebrugh** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 8:08 am

I think we've got enough evidence here to link the US government to Al Qaida.

by **Georgizm** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 8:44 am

I'm glad I've never had lobster. Thank you for opening my eyes to the truth.

by **The Corparation** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:25 am

Veblenia wrote:That's no moon. It's a space station.

Oh god, somebody quick, call Mark_Hamill, Harrison Ford and Billy Dee Williams!!!

by **Jakaragua** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:32 am

I'm pretty sure you can see the Apollo Lander thingy from Earth, AND the Astronauts footsteps but I'm not here to point out the million loopholes and fallacies this guy pulls on us.

by **The Rich Port** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:36 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Wild seekers wrote:Bring out the railguns!!!!!

IT'S STARSCREAM!

NO, IT'S JUST ME (Megatron), PRIME

by **Ferkas** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:39 am

Wait...I can't tell...is this guy actually serious about this nonsense?

by **Shinjitai** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:49 am

There wasn't even a cast list for the movie. :l.

by **United States of Cascadia** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:51 am

Tom Bishop wrote:
Flesich wrote:apollo 18 sucks ass

It's a shame you see it that way. It was an extremely factual film in my eyes.

by **The darkness esscence** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:55 am

then why does the son disapear in the nights then? does Apep eat it? Also, why do the moon rocks move? How comes the virus happened to fool people all the exact things the iluminati want? how comes light bends? what drugs are you are you on?

I haven't eat lobster but how comes I dont believe this idiocy

by **Farnhamia** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:58 am

Tom Bishop wrote:
Flesich wrote:apollo 18 sucks ass

It's a shame you see it that way. It was an extremely factual film in my eyes.

This is where you go wrong, Tom. If you're going to troll, at least be consistent. You've always presented your flat-earth beliefs as based on science. Pseudo-science, really, but still. Saying that a science-fiction movie is "extremely factual" blows your cover.

by **Hardened Pyrokinetics** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 10:03 am

The darkness esscence wrote:then why does the son disapear in the nights then? does Apep eat it? Also, why do the moon rocks move? How comes the virus happened to fool people all the exact things the iluminati want? how comes light bends? what drugs are you are you on?

I haven't eat lobster but how comes I dont believe this idiocy

Bro, you just gon fucked up thar.

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