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by Mushet » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:38 pm
by Indeos » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:38 pm
Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Indeos wrote:Awesome. I like this plan, very much. (Even if I have no clue when I'd actually need condoms. I've had exactly one success in dating, otherwise it's been a string of rejections.)
Perfect. you and my son will get along great. All of his "girlfriends" are on the internet.
Besides, there is no rush you know. As I always told my son, "You will be stuck remembering the face of the person you lose your virginity to for the rest of your life, so be careful who you pick."
Not saying that you're a virgin. I don't know, nor do I care to know.
by Mushet » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:39 pm
Deus in Machina wrote:Grainne Ni Malley wrote:
Sure, now that my house is feeling a little empty.
Then again, my son's friends always come over here to hang out. I am beginning to wonder if my son offended their parents somehow.
Probably told them the most tasteless joke in the world. Which I am not repeating.
*sigh* Jealous of Grainne's son.
by Deus in Machina » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:41 pm
by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:41 pm
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGsRIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
by Grainne Ni Malley » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:43 pm
Indeos wrote:Would've been a safe assumption. I'm gonna remember my (for now) only girlfriend's face for the rest of my life anyway, though.
What are your policies on drug and alcohol use?
by Mushet » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:45 pm
by Indeos » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:45 pm
Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Indeos wrote:Would've been a safe assumption. I'm gonna remember my (for now) only girlfriend's face for the rest of my life anyway, though.
What are your policies on drug and alcohol use?
Marijuana okay, other drugs I'll slap the living shit out of you.
Alcohol, well... I don't mind if you have some from time to time, but I don't encourage drunkenness in my home on a regular basis. Especially after having lived with an alcoholic who ultimately paid the price with his life. If you're going to get hammered, just go to a friend's house and call me when you're ready to be picked up.
by Deus in Machina » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:45 pm
by Zeth Rekia » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:46 pm
Deus in Machina wrote:I'm starting to seriously wish that I grew up in Grainne's house. It started out as a joke but it's becoming real!
by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:48 pm
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGsRIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
by Grainne Ni Malley » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:49 pm
Indeos wrote:Works for me. Too bad you live somewhere that isn't the NE US. >.<
Deus in Machina wrote:I'm starting to seriously wish that I grew up in Grainne's house. It started out as a joke but it's becoming real!
by Grainne Ni Malley » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:50 pm
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:You do like pain. Ok, read one of the Twilight books. BUAH!
by Indeos » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:51 pm
by Deus in Machina » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:51 pm
Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Indeos wrote:Works for me. Too bad you live somewhere that isn't the NE US. >.<
Sorry, NW US.Deus in Machina wrote:I'm starting to seriously wish that I grew up in Grainne's house. It started out as a joke but it's becoming real!
Trust me, it hasn't all been rainbows and sunshine.
by Mushet » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:51 pm
by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:52 pm
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGsRIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:52 pm
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGsRIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
by Grainne Ni Malley » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:55 pm
Indeos wrote:Well, you can still adopt me honorarily, and if I'm ever in the area I'll be sure to come visit.
Deus in Machina wrote:Life never is. But a good parent cushions the never-ceasing rain of blows that is life.
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Comes with the territory.
That I am 31 and I love, absolutely love to play with Play-Doh. Don't hate.
by Mushet » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:56 pm
by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:57 pm
Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Indeos wrote:Well, you can still adopt me honorarily, and if I'm ever in the area I'll be sure to come visit.
You are more than welcome to anytime.Deus in Machina wrote:Life never is. But a good parent cushions the never-ceasing rain of blows that is life.
Very well said.Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Comes with the territory.
That I am 31 and I love, absolutely love to play with Play-Doh. Don't hate.
Ooh, Play-Doh. I haven't played with that stuff in a long time, now I want to. Something about the smell always made me want to eat it, though.
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGsRIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
by Indeos » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:59 pm
Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Indeos wrote:Well, you can still adopt me honorarily, and if I'm ever in the area I'll be sure to come visit.
You are more than welcome to anytime.Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Comes with the territory.
That I am 31 and I love, absolutely love to play with Play-Doh. Don't hate.
Ooh, Play-Doh. I haven't played with that stuff in a long time, now I want to. Something about the smell always made me want to eat it, though.
by Deus in Machina » Wed Sep 14, 2011 11:00 pm
by Katganistan » Wed Sep 14, 2011 11:03 pm
by The Nuclear Fist » Wed Sep 14, 2011 11:06 pm
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
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