Seriously, What Have You Learned Today?

[Mushet]

What do you think is on my cheek?!

Filth. We're talking about you, after all.

What have I ever done to you?

[Indeos]

Awesome. I like this plan, very much. (Even if I have no clue when I'd actually need condoms. I've had exactly one success in dating, otherwise it's been a string of rejections.)

Perfect. you and my son will get along great. All of his "girlfriends" are on the internet.

Besides, there is no rush you know. As I always told my son, "You will be stuck remembering the face of the person you lose your virginity to for the rest of your life, so be careful who you pick."

Not saying that you're a virgin. I don't know, nor do I care to know.

Would've been a safe assumption. I'm gonna remember my (for now) only girlfriend's face for the rest of my life anyway, though.

What are your policies on drug and alcohol use?

[Mushet]

Sure, now that my house is feeling a little empty.

Then again, my son's friends always come over here to hang out. I am beginning to wonder if my son offended their parents somehow.

Probably told them the most tasteless joke in the world. Which I am not repeating.

*sigh* Jealous of Grainne's son.

I think I might know that joke

Or something close

[Deus in Machina]

Probably told them the most tasteless joke in the world. Which I am not repeating.

*sigh* Jealous of Grainne's son.

I think I might know that joke

Or something close

We all know it, deep in the darkest part of our soul.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Filth. We're talking about you, after all.

What have I ever done to you?

As if I need a reason.

[Grainne Ni Malley]

Would've been a safe assumption. I'm gonna remember my (for now) only girlfriend's face for the rest of my life anyway, though.

What are your policies on drug and alcohol use?

Marijuana okay, other drugs I'll slap the living shit out of you.

Alcohol, well... I don't mind if you have some from time to time, but I don't encourage drunkenness in my home on a regular basis. Especially after having lived with an alcoholic who ultimately paid the price with his life. If you're going to get hammered, just go to a friend's house and call me when you're ready to be picked up.

[Mushet]

What have I ever done to you?

As if I need a reason.

Oh yes, you just wanted to touch me in some way and try to not have anyone suspicious of your love for me. did you enjoy that second of contact?

I can give you a hella lot more

[Indeos]

Would've been a safe assumption. I'm gonna remember my (for now) only girlfriend's face for the rest of my life anyway, though.

What are your policies on drug and alcohol use?

Marijuana okay, other drugs I'll slap the living shit out of you.

Alcohol, well... I don't mind if you have some from time to time, but I don't encourage drunkenness in my home on a regular basis. Especially after having lived with an alcoholic who ultimately paid the price with his life. If you're going to get hammered, just go to a friend's house and call me when you're ready to be picked up.

Works for me. Too bad you live somewhere that isn't the NE US. >.<

[Deus in Machina]

I'm starting to seriously wish that I grew up in Grainne's house. It started out as a joke but it's becoming real!

[Zeth Rekia]

I'm starting to seriously wish that I grew up in Grainne's house. It started out as a joke but it's becoming real!

Accomplish your dream! Live!

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

As if I need a reason.

Oh yes, you just wanted to touch me in some way and try to not have anyone suspicious of your love for me. did you enjoy that second of contact?

I can give you a hella lot more

You do like pain. Ok, read one of the Twilight books. BUAH!

[Grainne Ni Malley]

Works for me. Too bad you live somewhere that isn't the NE US. >.<

Sorry, NW US.

I'm starting to seriously wish that I grew up in Grainne's house. It started out as a joke but it's becoming real!

Trust me, it hasn't all been rainbows and sunshine.

[Grainne Ni Malley]

You do like pain. Ok, read one of the Twilight books. BUAH!

Nana, I never knew you could be so EBUL!

[Indeos]

Works for me. Too bad you live somewhere that isn't the NE US. >.<

Sorry, NW US.

Well, you can still adopt me honorarily, and if I'm ever in the area I'll be sure to come visit.

[Deus in Machina]

Works for me. Too bad you live somewhere that isn't the NE US. >.<

Sorry, NW US.

I'm starting to seriously wish that I grew up in Grainne's house. It started out as a joke but it's becoming real!

Trust me, it hasn't all been rainbows and sunshine.

Life never is. But a good parent cushions the never-ceasing rain of blows that is life.

[Mushet]

Oh yes, you just wanted to touch me in some way and try to not have anyone suspicious of your love for me. did you enjoy that second of contact?

I can give you a hella lot more

You do like pain. Ok, read one of the Twilight books. BUAH!

No, I like you, but you know that already don't you?

Quick, before I go to bed, consent to sexual intercourse with me

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

You do like pain. Ok, read one of the Twilight books. BUAH!

Nana, I never knew you could be so EBUL!

Comes with the territory.

That I am 31 and I love, absolutely love to play with Play-Doh. Don't hate.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

You do like pain. Ok, read one of the Twilight books. BUAH!

No, I like you, but you know that already don't you?

Quick, before I go to bed, consent to sexual intercourse with me

Nah, I have standards. Go to bed.

[Grainne Ni Malley]

Well, you can still adopt me honorarily, and if I'm ever in the area I'll be sure to come visit.

You are more than welcome to anytime.

Life never is. But a good parent cushions the never-ceasing rain of blows that is life.

Very well said.

Comes with the territory.

That I am 31 and I love, absolutely love to play with Play-Doh. Don't hate.

Ooh, Play-Doh. I haven't played with that stuff in a long time, now I want to. Something about the smell always made me want to eat it, though.

[Mushet]

No, I like you, but you know that already don't you?

Quick, before I go to bed, consent to sexual intercourse with me

Nah, I have standards. Go to bed.

NEXT TIME GADGET NEXT TIME

Oh yeah and I know that you were Doctor Claw's cat that was controlling his mind and making him do your dirty work

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Well, you can still adopt me honorarily, and if I'm ever in the area I'll be sure to come visit.

You are more than welcome to anytime.

Life never is. But a good parent cushions the never-ceasing rain of blows that is life.

Very well said.

Comes with the territory.

That I am 31 and I love, absolutely love to play with Play-Doh. Don't hate.

Ooh, Play-Doh. I haven't played with that stuff in a long time, now I want to. Something about the smell always made me want to eat it, though.

I know. It smells so good.

[Indeos]

Well, you can still adopt me honorarily, and if I'm ever in the area I'll be sure to come visit.

You are more than welcome to anytime.

Comes with the territory.

That I am 31 and I love, absolutely love to play with Play-Doh. Don't hate.

Ooh, Play-Doh. I haven't played with that stuff in a long time, now I want to. Something about the smell always made me want to eat it, though.

Wonderful. That's one place I can cross off my "need contacts here if you're going to travel around relatively cheap" list.

I'm glad it wasn't just me who always wanted to eat it.

[Deus in Machina]

Life never is. But a good parent cushions the never-ceasing rain of blows that is life.

Very well said.

Enough fantasizing. You can't retcon real life and we're all stuck with the childhoods we had. It's the future that's the exciting part!

[Katganistan]

You do like pain. Ok, read one of the Twilight books. BUAH!

No, I like you, but you know that already don't you?

Quick, before I go to bed, consent to sexual intercourse with me

Take it to telegrams kthnxbai.

[The Nuclear Fist]

It never ceases to amaze me, how I dislike the company of my family.