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Gaiso
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NSG's favorite pickup line

Postby Gaiso » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:02 pm

What line do you use to pick up prospective women/men?

For me its: "I just got my library card, and I'm checking you out."

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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:04 pm

"Hi, what's your name?"

That's all I need. *nod*
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Postby Wilgrove » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:04 pm

Why Yes, that IS a ruler in my pocket and I AM happy to see you.
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Postby The free thinking few » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:05 pm

dont really got one. I just talk to them a bit and ask them out on a date if all goes well *shrugs*
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Postby Bafuria » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:07 pm

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Postby Kaiserlichen Deutschland » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:07 pm

Wilgrove wrote:Why Yes, that IS a ruler in my pocket and I AM happy to see you.


Huh, I thought you would ask them to take it to bed to see how much they grow.
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:08 pm

Wilgrove wrote:Why Yes, that IS a ruler in my pocket and I AM happy to see you.

I didn't realize they made rulers that small. :P
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Postby Wilgrove » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:12 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:Why Yes, that IS a ruler in my pocket and I AM happy to see you.

I didn't realize they made rulers that small. :P


Well they gotta make the rulers small enough for you don'tcha know?

Me, I carry around a yard stick!
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:15 pm

Wilgrove wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:I didn't realize they made rulers that small. :P


Well they gotta make the rulers small enough for you don'tcha know?

Me, I carry around a yard stick!

You poor thing.

I don't have pick up lines as I don't pick up anyone, I let my beard do all the work.
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Postby SaintB » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:17 pm

Wanna come to my place? I got a new bed!
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Postby New East Ireland » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:21 pm

Show me your penis.
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Postby Free Socialist Canada » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:24 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:
Well they gotta make the rulers small enough for you don'tcha know?

Me, I carry around a yard stick!

You poor thing.

I don't have pick up lines as I don't pick up anyone, I let my beard do all the work.


The beard Lack, always trust the beard.
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Postby Tiami » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:25 pm

Very cheesy pick up line here;
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.

Then again, I don't use pick up lines.
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Postby Chyeknovostan Republic » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:26 pm

Never had to use a pick up line really, I just start talking and try to be sincere. I like to take my time to get to know the person first.


EDIT: Is it sad I had to go to a friend to figure out what a 'pick up line' is? :? You Americans and you're interesting way of communicating with eachother.
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Postby New East Ireland » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:27 pm

Tiami wrote:Very cheesy pick up line here;
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.

Then again, I don't use pick up lines.

How about this:

Are you a parking ticket? Because I wanna bang you like Britney on her boyfriend's car.
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Postby Der Teutoniker » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:27 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:I don't have pick up lines as I don't pick up anyone, I let my beard do all the work.


:clap: :rofl: :bow:

Fucking fantastic.
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Postby Tiami » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:28 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Tiami wrote:Very cheesy pick up line here;
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.

Then again, I don't use pick up lines.

How about this:

Are you a parking ticket? Because I wanna bang you like Britney on her boyfriend's car.

:rofl:
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Postby Casta Nal » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:28 pm

I just try to talk like a normal person. So far I am the lovable borderline sociopath, kidding just weird but liked.
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Postby Sovereign Spirits » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:28 pm

"Hey baby, I was just in town and I thou-Wait, where are you going? Come on don't be like that! Dammit, every time... Is it the face? It's got to be the face."

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Postby New-Canaan » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:29 pm

"Hello, mi'lady, I do wish to sample your wares that lie hidden under your gown and under-garments. Let us escape to a tavern so that I can fully appreciate what you have for sale."
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Postby Druidville » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:30 pm

Married 13 years. No pick up lines needed. 8)
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Postby Imperial Madagascar » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:30 pm

...What is the response time of the police around here?...
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Postby Casta Nal » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:31 pm

Imperial Madagascar wrote:...What is the response time of the police around here?...

No. Not funny.
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Postby BrightonBurg » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:31 pm

Hey,I got beer.
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Postby Chyeknovostan Republic » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:31 pm

New-Canaan wrote:"Hello, mi'lady, I do wish to sample your wares that lie hidden under your gown and under-garments. Let us escape to a tavern so that I can fully appreciate what you have for sale."



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