Anti Anti-theism Act
Category: Recreational Drug Use | Strength: Legalize
As the world become a more dangerous place, UN member nations must act swiftly in the interests of peace.
HENCE, the United Nations-- nay, the World Assembly:
APPLAUDS The Theocratic Paradise of Zaklen for coming up with this idea
MANDATES that this resolution never be repealed
CREATES a World Assembly army, which will be used to force non-member-states into compliance with this resolution, along with an international legislative body which shall be called the Allied Alliance
REQUIRES the Security Council to make war against all nations, membor or not, who harbor anti-thesists
OUTLAWS anti-theism, with a minimum sentence of 6 years psychological torture, being forced to have sex with a hippo, and then public execution, via being forced to trigger a landmine, along with the most painful form of execution possible for anyone who lives in the same multiverse as an anti-theist
ذات مرة كان هناك رجل يدعى بوب القليل. بوب، مثل غيره من الرجال كثير، وكان في غاية السعادة الفردية التي يتمتع القتالية جلد.
FORMS the Committee for the Extinction of Anti-thiests, which will be staffed by elected delegations from all theocratic World Assembly nations
ALLOWS anti-theist nations to ignore this resolution
MANDATES that all schools in member-states force students into a two minute period every day with which to contemplate how much they want to shove anti-theists through meat grinders
CLARIFIES that the Westboro Baptist Church would support this resolution, and that AMENDMENTS are allowed at any time
OUTLAWS prostitution, because it encourages anti-theism
"Delphino Vehebar Per Vorticem"
REQUIRES member States to permit expression of anti anti-theism.
ORDERS member nations to have their youth, who shall be deafined as any individual under the age of 18, barbecue any sentient ponies that exist within their borders, as ponies are an embodiment of anti-thrism
CHANGES the World Assembly emblem to a swastika made of swastikas made out of circumcised penises
CALLS for a sign reading "Anti-theists can suk it!" to be mounted on the exterior of the WAHQ
COMMENDS The Dizzy Flying Saucers of Doom of Frisbeeteria for opposing this peace of garbagje and for doing a good job as a moderator
LIBERATES The Rejected Realms
REPEALS all World Assembly legislation and bars the passing of any further legislation
REQUIRES Obviously Carnivorous Cabbage
Co-authored by The Jewish Kingdom of Sionis Prioratus, The Depressed Hackers of Linux and the X, The Free Land of Individuality-ness, and a giant sexy hippo
I wrote a proposal that breaks as many rules as possible. Any ideas how to make this worse?
Edit: Wow! I didn't expect this to take off as well as it did. I hope I've managed to amuse a few ambassadors in the process.
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