Your nations' wierdest laws

[The Adrian Empire]

Being overtly rude to a stranger can result in a fine of up to 250 Denarii, depending on circumstance

Being impolite to police officer will earn you a citation of up to 50 D

Wearing a slogan t-shirt in public may result in a public indecency fine, depending on the circumstance and slogan

Saying "criminals have rights too" is a punishable offence

Refusing to open the door for another especially a lady, is not illegal but is highly frowned upon and may result in a fine for impoliteness

[TurtleShroom]

(Most of of these laws are not enforced, but some still are.)

Spitting out the window of a train is an infraction punishable by five Skillets.


Mocking someone else's religion in public, even if it isn't the state's reccomended religion (Southern Baptist Christianity), results in a five hundred skillet fine to the person being mocked. However, Pastafarians, parody religion believers, and those who adhere to Discordianism and the Pink Unicorn are not shelted by this law.


You must have a permit to sing excissively loud in public squares, and these permits must be worn around the neck at all times while performing.


Any human wishing to be a stripper must sign a contract with a Southern Baptist church vowing that they will not stip past their lingerie, and they their lingerie will fully cover everything. All female strippers must wear a bikini underneath everything else, and revealing anything private when practicing stripping results in a permanent revoke of the license. It pretty much ruins the stripper business, which was the exact intention. It is also, by law, legal to whack an unlicensed stripper with a shovel.


Purposely vomiting on a turtle's shell results in a variable fine depending on the jurisdiction, though the capital's fine is the highest, with 10,000 skillets.


You must have a permit to be in a barbershop quartet, and your quartet must be on the national registry of barbershop singers. This is because the Chancellors tend to seek out quartets for public and international gatherings.


Humans mocking other species about them having opposable thumbs results in twelve hours in prison, a misdemeanor.


If a bomb shelter is to be built on a church's ground, a ten foot tall cross must be erected to the top-right corner of the entrance.


It is illegal to cross the border whistling the theme tune to "Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things".


Singing "I've Been Working on the Railroad" when not on a train is illegal.


It is ilegal to hang a toaster from a doorknob, unless the doorknob is colored green, then it is perfectly okay.


Flying a Nazi flag on your front yard is a felony and can be punishable by government seizure of the offender's property through eminent domain.


Purposely singing bad in the state's reccomended religion's church was once punishable by the repossesion of the criminal's car for seven days. This law was recently contested by the courts, and repealed. It was mainly used in the days of the automibile ban.


Mispronouncing the word "Chancellor" when speaking to a government employee is punishable by a night in jail.


You can not give a mushroom a wedgie on Sundays. It is unknown WHY this is a law, because a mushroom can't wear pants, much less undergarments.


It is illegal to carry a boombox on your left sholder on a Sunday.


If a human flips the bird to another creature, the human must pay the "victim" fifteen Skillets in compensation, an infraction.


It is illegal to eat the national flag. Doing so is punishable by a six month prison sentance, UNLESS the flag was eaten on Easter Sunday, in which it is punishable by a year's sentance. That being said, any mistreatment of the flag is already a punishment.


You must have a permit to wash a Baptist church's windows. This permit must be renewed annually.


Drinking alcohol on any religion's church grounds is illegal. That being said, drinking is already illegal, thanks to Prohibition.


Selling cigarettes, unclean magazines, alcohol, and Bibles are illegal on Sundays. Why Bibles? No one really knows. Why alcohol and cigarettes when both are banned every day? No one knows.


The Chancellors, by law, are required to pardon seven criminals every Easter Sunday.


National Kiss Up to Your Boss Day (a real holiday, November Twelth) is federally observed. All schools are closed on that day. So too is World Turtle Day, May 23rd.


It is illegal to make fun of a Chancellor's tounge on the Chancellor's birthday. Doing so results in the criminal writing a written apology. So far, Chancellor Marvin Weirdidea (the only Chancellor WITH a tounge) has recieved ninenteen letters of apology in his reign.


If a human bows, and his hat falls off, the human must pick up his hat within ten seconds, or the hat becomes the property of whoever grabs it next.


Internet users who raid, disrupt, attack, or otherwise harm other users for their own merriment (also known as "For the Lulz"), regardless of species, are, by law, classified as Domestic Terrorists. (Of course, the Internet is banned in TurtleShroom.)


Selling cookies door-to-door is considered soliciting. Like soliciting, it's not illegal.


It is considered "unholy" to purposefully collide with a door.


All creatures classifying themselves as "emo" must have a license to practice their doctrine. For "emo" humans, wearing tight-fitting jeans is illegal. Emoists who are not licensed will be bound and forcibly given a bath, with emphasis on cleaning their hair, if they have it. The license must be renewed every four years.


The Chancellors must wear their traditional costume (crown, sash, etc.) at all times in public, as do clerics and most other public jobs, particularly bureaucrat-judges.


Pastors, clergy, or church leaders can not breakdance on a Sunday, though they are free to do so every other week.


TurtleShroom's military issues a pamphlet to all of its troops, regardless of species, describing how to properly perform the waltz. This law was passed by a rougue legislator "for the Lulz". In compliance with other laws, said leader was deported.


July 9th is "Hotel Employee Appreciation Day", July 30th is "Roleplay Day", August is "National Bagel Month", September is "National Toaster Month", and the second week in October is "National Spaghetti Week".


A handshake between two humans is as legally binding as any contract when done before a judge.


If a creature declares bankruptcy, all debts are nullified, as is normal. However, if the creature rebounds, impersonal promises to return money (like IOU) can be reinstated and rebound in a court of law.

This symbol is banned from being displayed in public places:

The same goes here.

January is "National Heterosexual Month", and January 30th is National Straight Pride Day.

[Strykla]

It's illegal to shoot lava lamps, ballons, or xbox's in Strykla.

[Israslovakahzerbajan]

You can't read lolicon in public while skydiving on a Friday afternoon and wearing a spiky German WW1 helmet.

It is illegal to ride your caribou in freeways

Shoes with cloven prints are prohibited.

[Ravenvalles]

In the Republic of Ravenvalles

The posted speed limit for an intercommunity highway increases proportionately to the number of lanes closed. If 1 lane of a 4 lane 90 mph highway is closed. The maximum speed for the remaining lanes increases to 120mph.

Rubber necking is considered unnecessarily dangerous, and is punishable by up to 400 hours of community service to the highway department.

Using instant glue to attach two animals together for entertainment purposes is punishable by up to 800 hours community service to the public animal shelters.

Those convicted of violating privacy laws, are imprisoned in a special house with 20 other people. Their every moment, broadcast 24/7 on the government television channels, and over the internet. The length of sentence proportional to the severity of the violation.

[Cameroi]

hadn't really though of it, before seeing the question about odd holy days. but i suppose those laws regarding those days, such as national nudity day and national head trip day especially.

[Lohrakia]

Killing& consuming another creature is punishable by a life of servitude in Lohrakia.
For littering you will be forced to join the Lohrakian military.

[Saurea]

In Saurea using the phrase "I did it for teh lulz" as justification for any action is immediate grounds to be extradited from the country.

[Namabia]

You can't say Communism, or death to the President, or an iron fist. Otherwise law says you can be killed by anyone that sees you do it.----same for Democracy. Namabia is a free state and is ruled by a Congress and President. Each year each party gets a run for its money.

So the stupid part is if you say Communism(or other form of gov.), death to the President, or an iron fist. Otherwise you can be killed without knowing.

No one can work on Saturdays,Sundays, and holidays. If you do you could go to prison or fight off 5 starved bears with blood on you.

[Odhinnia]

In Odhinnia:

The Penalty for shaving in Public is 10 lashes with a whip.

The penalty for leaving your baby in the car on a hot summer day is Death and the government Seizes the baby to train as as an Assassin.

The Penalty for dropping out of school is immediate military conscription.

Those found picking their nose and wiping their "Booger" on public property shall have their noses cut off. While for only picking your nose in public you're subject to police brutality. If someone wipes a "Booger on another citizen's private/personal property, then the person owning the property has the right violently assault said offender and will not be held responsible for said offenders death should they die from the assault.

[Station 12]

Widows and widowers are executed on sight.

Marriage is for life.

[Lakarian]

In Lakarian it is a misdemeanor to give the middle finger salute between 12am and 6am.

[Dark Side Messiahs]

Only people with mental diseases/disabilities are allowed to act in B-rated horror movies.

[Redslavia]

Only people with mental diseases/disabilities are allowed to act in B-rated horror movies.

May I ask if I could see one of them then/

Also, another weird law in Redslavia is you can not prefer Black over Red, doing so is punishable by death.

[Castleclose]

"No freeman or cabbage may be enslaved against their will."

Emancipation Proclimation.

[Panastania]

All helicopters must carry the letters ROFL on the side(thereby making a ROFLcopter) or risk being shot down by our ever competent SAM batteries.

[Dark Side Messiahs]

Only people with mental diseases/disabilities are allowed to act in B-rated horror movies.

May I ask if I could see one of them then

Sure...

[ChevyRocks]

Relative to the rest of you people, the "wierdest" part of the Chevrokian legal system is the distinct lack of wierd laws because we're not a bunch of tyrants and robber barons.

[Sorgan]

It's Illegal to tell jokes about the Dear Leader.
It's Illegal to talk to a police officer on duty
It's Illegal to wear anything colorful on "The mourning of the Eternal President Day"
it's Illegal to wear black on "We love the Dear leader day!"

[Dark Side Messiahs]

It's Illegal to tell jokes about the Dear Leader.

All political comedy must be preformed or written in the style of Groucho Marx.

"Wow, this Dear Leader Sorgvinia or what not sounds like quite the control freak; remind me to never hand them the t.v. remote."
-Political Commentary, The DSM Planet Tribune Bugle-

[Gummi Glen and Ursalia]

We don't have any weird laws. Our laws are all just common sense.

[Anarcho Sparta]

Once you break out of prison, you're free

[Israslovakahzerbajan]

Once you break out of prison, you're free

Makes sense, technically

[Romandeos]

In some cities in the southwest of the country, it is against the law to shove a matress through a wood chipping machine.

[Hobit]

It is illegal to drink beer while swimming unless it is in a church built pool.