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Who should be CEO?

Great Nepal (click here... now!)
29
15%
Old Tyrannia
32
17%
Kylarnatia
58
30%
Reploid Seductions
30
16%
Nick Clegg (with deal of him delivering tea)
44
23%
 
Total votes : 193
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Cosszka
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Founded: Jun 11, 2011
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Postby Cosszka » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:26 am

Kyle for King!
[22:40] Tiurabo: Cosszka.
[22:40] Cosszka: ja
[22:41] Tiurabo: I'd eat a mile of your shit to see where it came from.
[22:41] Cosszka: Dafuq Tiurabo. ;_;
[22:41] Tiurabo: TOO MUCH RIPFUEL
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Kylarnatia
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Founded: Jul 07, 2008
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Postby Kylarnatia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:27 am

Cosszka wrote:Kyle for King!


Spread the word, my friend! o/
The Ancient Empire of Kylarnatia // Imperium Antiquum Kylarnatiae
Lord of Gholgoth | Factbook (Work in Progress) | Embassy & Consulate Programme
I write mostly in PMT-FaNT, and I enjoy worldbuilding and storytelling. Any questions? Ask away!
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"Kylarnatia is a rare Nile platypus." - Kyrusia

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Old Tyrannia
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Founded: Aug 11, 2009
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Postby Old Tyrannia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:28 am

Everyone who votes for Kylarnatia will be struck down by God. Vote for Old Tyrannia and save your soul!
"Classicist in literature, royalist in politics, and Anglo-Catholic in religion" (T.S. Eliot).
"Be just, and fear not.
Let all the ends thou aim'st at be thy country's,
Thy God's and truth's."
- 'Henry VIII' (1613) act 3, sc. 2, l. 441, William Shakespeare
⚜ GOD SAVE THE KING ⚜
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Kylarnatia
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Founded: Jul 07, 2008
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Postby Kylarnatia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:29 am

Old Tyrannia wrote:Everyone who votes for Kylarnatia will strike down the Gods. Vote for Kylarnatia and bring glory to the people!


Fix'd.
The Ancient Empire of Kylarnatia // Imperium Antiquum Kylarnatiae
Lord of Gholgoth | Factbook (Work in Progress) | Embassy & Consulate Programme
I write mostly in PMT-FaNT, and I enjoy worldbuilding and storytelling. Any questions? Ask away!
NationState's friendly neighbourhood Egyptologist
Come one, come all to my Trading Card Bazaar!
"Kylarnatia is a rare Nile platypus." - Kyrusia

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Old Tyrannia
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Founded: Aug 11, 2009
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Postby Old Tyrannia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:32 am

Kylarnatia wrote:
Old Tyrannia wrote:Everyone who votes for Kylarnatia will strike down the Gods. Vote for Kylarnatia and bring glory to the people!


Fix'd.

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"Classicist in literature, royalist in politics, and Anglo-Catholic in religion" (T.S. Eliot).
"Be just, and fear not.
Let all the ends thou aim'st at be thy country's,
Thy God's and truth's."
- 'Henry VIII' (1613) act 3, sc. 2, l. 441, William Shakespeare
⚜ GOD SAVE THE KING ⚜
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Kylarnatia
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Founded: Jul 07, 2008
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Postby Kylarnatia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:35 am

Old Tyrannia wrote:
Kylarnatia wrote:
Fix'd.

Image


I'm as much a Fascist as you are a winner.

Deal with it. (;))
The Ancient Empire of Kylarnatia // Imperium Antiquum Kylarnatiae
Lord of Gholgoth | Factbook (Work in Progress) | Embassy & Consulate Programme
I write mostly in PMT-FaNT, and I enjoy worldbuilding and storytelling. Any questions? Ask away!
NationState's friendly neighbourhood Egyptologist
Come one, come all to my Trading Card Bazaar!
"Kylarnatia is a rare Nile platypus." - Kyrusia

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Old Tyrannia
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Founded: Aug 11, 2009
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Postby Old Tyrannia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:36 am

VOTE FOR ME.
"Classicist in literature, royalist in politics, and Anglo-Catholic in religion" (T.S. Eliot).
"Be just, and fear not.
Let all the ends thou aim'st at be thy country's,
Thy God's and truth's."
- 'Henry VIII' (1613) act 3, sc. 2, l. 441, William Shakespeare
⚜ GOD SAVE THE KING ⚜
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Great Nepal
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Founded: Jan 11, 2010
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Postby Great Nepal » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:36 am

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Vote for me... please.
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Cyrod
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Posts: 17
Founded: May 16, 2011
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Postby Cyrod » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:41 am

If I am appointed CEO, there will be elections for five permanent members of the Security Council with veto powers over resolutions, elections for a General Secretary, a war feature, and large, yearly increasing dividends for every shareholder. Vote Cyrod!
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Old Tyrannia
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Founded: Aug 11, 2009
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Postby Old Tyrannia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:43 am

I demand that you vote for me!
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"Classicist in literature, royalist in politics, and Anglo-Catholic in religion" (T.S. Eliot).
"Be just, and fear not.
Let all the ends thou aim'st at be thy country's,
Thy God's and truth's."
- 'Henry VIII' (1613) act 3, sc. 2, l. 441, William Shakespeare
⚜ GOD SAVE THE KING ⚜
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Kylarnatia
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Posts: 8464
Founded: Jul 07, 2008
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Kylarnatia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:45 am

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Last edited by Kylarnatia on Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:46 am, edited 1 time in total.
The Ancient Empire of Kylarnatia // Imperium Antiquum Kylarnatiae
Lord of Gholgoth | Factbook (Work in Progress) | Embassy & Consulate Programme
I write mostly in PMT-FaNT, and I enjoy worldbuilding and storytelling. Any questions? Ask away!
NationState's friendly neighbourhood Egyptologist
Come one, come all to my Trading Card Bazaar!
"Kylarnatia is a rare Nile platypus." - Kyrusia

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Old Tyrannia
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Founded: Aug 11, 2009
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Postby Old Tyrannia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:46 am

Kylarnatia wrote:(Image)

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"Classicist in literature, royalist in politics, and Anglo-Catholic in religion" (T.S. Eliot).
"Be just, and fear not.
Let all the ends thou aim'st at be thy country's,
Thy God's and truth's."
- 'Henry VIII' (1613) act 3, sc. 2, l. 441, William Shakespeare
⚜ GOD SAVE THE KING ⚜
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Besaida
Secretary
 
Posts: 29
Founded: Jan 27, 2012
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Postby Besaida » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:46 am

Since no one is getting a majority, are we electing our CEO on a plurality basis? :P

P.S. You forgot to weight our votes according to the number of shares we own. Also, before we could choose a CEO, we'd have to elect a Board of Directors, who in turn would choose the CEO on our behalf (unless, of course, we're using some really awkward articles of incorporation and bylaws).

P.P.S. I love bringing semantics into April Fool's jokes.
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Cyrod
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Founded: May 16, 2011
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Postby Cyrod » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:47 am

In addition, there will be elections for new mods, an option to receive up to ten issues a day, and you shall all have the opportunity to vote on which rules we should remove, edit, or keep, in addition to whether or not we need new rules.
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Kylarnatia
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Founded: Jul 07, 2008
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Postby Kylarnatia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:50 am

Cyrod wrote:In addition, there will be elections for new mods, an option to receive up to ten issues a day, and you shall all have the opportunity to vote on which rules we should remove, edit, or keep, in addition to whether or not we need new rules.
Besaida wrote:Since no one is getting a majority, are we electing our CEO on a plurality basis? :P

P.S. You forgot to weight our votes according to the number of shares we own. Also, before we could choose a CEO, we'd have to elect a Board of Directors, who in turn would choose the CEO on our behalf (unless, of course, we're using some really awkward articles of incorporation and bylaws).

P.P.S. I love bringing semantics into April Fool's jokes.


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The Ancient Empire of Kylarnatia // Imperium Antiquum Kylarnatiae
Lord of Gholgoth | Factbook (Work in Progress) | Embassy & Consulate Programme
I write mostly in PMT-FaNT, and I enjoy worldbuilding and storytelling. Any questions? Ask away!
NationState's friendly neighbourhood Egyptologist
Come one, come all to my Trading Card Bazaar!
"Kylarnatia is a rare Nile platypus." - Kyrusia

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Aquilinia
Senator
 
Posts: 3546
Founded: Feb 05, 2010
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Postby Aquilinia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:55 am

Sorry, Kyle, I know we are friends and all, but I cannot vote based simply on personal sympathies, I have to vote for whoever seems most competent.

Therefore I vote Reploid Seductions! :twisted:
Etat Liber Aquilini - Freistaat Aquilinien - Free State of Aquilinia
Libertas in Unitate - Freiheit in Einigkeit - Freedom in Unity

Current canon year: 2787 AUC - 2034 CE

Imperator: Lucille II of the House of Silvanus Aquili
Consul: Dr. Zoé Metelli

Proud member of Esvanovia
Formerly of Sondria


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Kylarnatia
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Founded: Jul 07, 2008
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Postby Kylarnatia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:56 am

Aquilinia wrote:Sorry, Kyle, I know we are friends and all, but I cannot vote based simply on personal sympathies, I have to vote for whoever seems most competent.

Therefore I vote Reploid Seductions! :twisted:


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I'm sorry, I should stop using the memes :P

And it's alright Aqui, your time will come...
The Ancient Empire of Kylarnatia // Imperium Antiquum Kylarnatiae
Lord of Gholgoth | Factbook (Work in Progress) | Embassy & Consulate Programme
I write mostly in PMT-FaNT, and I enjoy worldbuilding and storytelling. Any questions? Ask away!
NationState's friendly neighbourhood Egyptologist
Come one, come all to my Trading Card Bazaar!
"Kylarnatia is a rare Nile platypus." - Kyrusia

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Aquilinia
Senator
 
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Founded: Feb 05, 2010
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Postby Aquilinia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:59 am

Kylarnatia wrote:
Aquilinia wrote:Sorry, Kyle, I know we are friends and all, but I cannot vote based simply on personal sympathies, I have to vote for whoever seems most competent.

Therefore I vote Reploid Seductions! :twisted:


Image

I'm sorry, I should stop using the memes :P

And it's alright Aqui, your time will come...


Indeed you should. And I doubt it. Why's everyone voting for you anyway? They should be voting for me instead! :p
Etat Liber Aquilini - Freistaat Aquilinien - Free State of Aquilinia
Libertas in Unitate - Freiheit in Einigkeit - Freedom in Unity

Current canon year: 2787 AUC - 2034 CE

Imperator: Lucille II of the House of Silvanus Aquili
Consul: Dr. Zoé Metelli

Proud member of Esvanovia
Formerly of Sondria


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Yohannes
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Posts: 13068
Founded: Mar 17, 2010
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Postby Yohannes » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:00 am

Kylacracy is best cracy.

Vote for Kylarnatia as 2012 NationStates Chief Executive Officer.

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Sungai Pusat
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Founded: Mar 27, 2010
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Postby Sungai Pusat » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:01 am

Great Nepal cos of the "click here now" part.
Now mostly a politik discuss account.
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Kylarnatia
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Founded: Jul 07, 2008
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Postby Kylarnatia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:03 am

Yohannes wrote:Kylacracy is best cracy.

Vote for Kylarnatia as 2012 NationStates Chief Executive Officer.

Gholgoth represents!

o/ o/ o/


o/ o/ o/

Aquilinia wrote:
Kylarnatia wrote:
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I'm sorry, I should stop using the memes :P

And it's alright Aqui, your time will come...


Indeed you should. And I doubt it. Why's everyone voting for you anyway? They should be voting for me instead! :p


Other Candidates < Nick Clegg < Kylarnatia

Deal with it.
The Ancient Empire of Kylarnatia // Imperium Antiquum Kylarnatiae
Lord of Gholgoth | Factbook (Work in Progress) | Embassy & Consulate Programme
I write mostly in PMT-FaNT, and I enjoy worldbuilding and storytelling. Any questions? Ask away!
NationState's friendly neighbourhood Egyptologist
Come one, come all to my Trading Card Bazaar!
"Kylarnatia is a rare Nile platypus." - Kyrusia

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Cyrod
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Founded: May 16, 2011
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Postby Cyrod » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:12 am

I offer more than these people.
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Cyrod
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Founded: May 16, 2011
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Postby Cyrod » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:16 am

These people offer you nothing. I offer you quite a lot. Read my previous posts. Then you will know that I am the CEO who will benefit you the most.
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Kylarnatia
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Founded: Jul 07, 2008
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Postby Kylarnatia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:18 am

Cyrod wrote:These people offer you nothing. I offer you quite a lot. Read my previous posts. Then you will know that I am the CEO who will benefit you the most.


We've already made our offers. And those who know us and decide to communicate with us even learn what we want for NationStates by just talking to us.

You sir, need to learn the ways of the trade ;)
The Ancient Empire of Kylarnatia // Imperium Antiquum Kylarnatiae
Lord of Gholgoth | Factbook (Work in Progress) | Embassy & Consulate Programme
I write mostly in PMT-FaNT, and I enjoy worldbuilding and storytelling. Any questions? Ask away!
NationState's friendly neighbourhood Egyptologist
Come one, come all to my Trading Card Bazaar!
"Kylarnatia is a rare Nile platypus." - Kyrusia

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Great Nepal
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
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Founded: Jan 11, 2010
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Postby Great Nepal » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:21 am

Kylarnatia wrote:
Cyrod wrote:These people offer you nothing. I offer you quite a lot. Read my previous posts. Then you will know that I am the CEO who will benefit you the most.


We've already made our offers. And those who know us and decide to communicate with us even learn what we want for NationStates by just talking to us.

You sir, need to learn the ways of the trade ;)

No, sir you need to learn the ways of trade and stop using criminal cohesion. My attorneys have claimed to found solid evidence of you using criminal cohesion to gain votes.
That is immoral, evil and criminal!
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