NATIONSTATES
ISSUE: THAT AD NEEDS A “HARDEE” STOMACH
ISSUE NAME: That’s One Hot Pizza
DESCRIPTION: A recent “adult” advertisement aired by a small pizza chain, showing a busty woman promiscuously and revealingly undressing for the camera, as she shoves gobs of pizza down her throat, has startled and angered the populace of @@NAME@@. Vocal moralistic groups are calling for punishment that extends beyond a simple capitalistic boycott.
VALIDTY: For all nations with economic freedoms. Not valid for anarchies and nations without a private sector.
CHOICES:
[option]“Cleavage! Panty shots! Messy table manners! More cleavage! So much promiscuity in thirty seconds; oh for the love of Violet, IT BURNS!” bemoans Catholic Archbishop @@RANDOMNAME@@, sweating profusely. “How can you allow such filth to air on the television, in front of little children?! For the sake of all things just and right, the government must brutally fine this company and break its will as an example to anyone wanting porn stars to float their products. FOR THE CHILDREN!”
[effect]companies are fined out of business when they “act immorally”
[stats]Devoutness up, God Forsakenness brutally slashed, Happiness up, Economy somewhat down, Economic Freedoms immensely down, Rebellious Youth down, Authoritarianism up, Administration Budget way up, Taxes slightly up (to enforce the new rule), Free Market slashed, Nudity down, Pizza Industry down, food industry down
[option]@@RANDOMNAME@@, president of the underground @@CAPITAL@@ Society for the Suppression of Vice, says it’s not enough. “That just stops it after the fact! Those decency-hating CEOs will dance around it like @@ANIMAL@@s on fire. We must not cure, but PREVENT! Bring this @@TYPE@@ back to the good old days: we must establish a fully empowered Board of Censors to screen ALL media for offensive material and require it cleaned before it airs! If they don’t accept it, hard cheese, because they can’t air it. FOR THE CHILDREN!”
[effect]the @@NAME@@ Board of Censors cleans the airwaves of all vice without mercy
[stats]Authoritarianism way up, Corruption down, Civil Rights brutally slashed immensely, Book Publishing Industry down, Retail down, Economy slashed, Economic Freedoms brutally slashed, Pizza Industry slashed, Government Size up, Law and Order Spending up, Taxes way up, Youth Rebellion down, Rudeness slashed/Politeness up/Kindness up, Culture slashed, Administration Budget soars, Devoutness skyrockets to new heights, Social Conservatism soars, God Forsakenness brutally slashed, civil liberties slashed, Nudity brutally slashed
[option]"Now listen." says @@RANDOMNAME@@, Vice President of Public Relations for the pizza company, slipping some @@CURRENCY@@s your way. "Sexy men sell products to women. Sexy women sell products to men. That's life. My commercial simply exploits the natural lusts of your citizens, and hey, wait until we appeal to the fairer gender! Our shirtless men are ready to roll, and we're ready to bankroll! If you let some church mouse start telling the Free Market to run itself, the economy will collapse and our families will all be in the streets. Relax the 'decency' standards and let's get some real hotness on the air. FOR THE ECONOMY!"
[effect]commercials prominently feature porn stars selling more than just wares
[stats]Youth Rebellion skyrockets, Civil Rights up, Nudity soars to unprecedented heights, Regulation down, Free Market soars, Leftism way up, Economic Freedoms way up, Pizza Delivery up, all Industries slightly up, Retail soars, God Forsakenness soars, Devoutness slashed, morality down
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