So pretty much the whole of Australia's perfectly safe then? Just send all cases to us. We'll take it from here.
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by Saint Jade IV » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:11 pm
by Galloism » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:11 pm
Neo Arcad wrote:Conserative Morality wrote:My friends have all been buying gas masks.
I think it's time for me to get one.
Reminds me of a rough draft of a national emergency plan I caught wind of a year or two ago. It went like this.Step 1: Get a helmet.
Step 2: Put the helmet on.
Step 3: Await further instructions.
THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is the product of the finest minds of DHS. Look upon it, and weep tears of joy, for your deaths will all be swift.
by Galla- » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:12 pm
Neo Arcad wrote:Conserative Morality wrote:My friends have all been buying gas masks.
I think it's time for me to get one.
Reminds me of a rough draft of a national emergency plan I caught wind of a year or two ago. It went like this.Step 1: Get a helmet.
Step 2: Put the helmet on.
Step 3: Await further instructions.
THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is the product of the finest minds of DHS. Look upon it, and weep tears of joy, for your deaths will all be swift.
Ifreann wrote:Well, we're fucked. Pack your bags, folks, this is TB's planet now.
Fashiontopia wrote:Look don't come here talking bad about Americans, that will get you cussed out faster than relativity.
Besides: Most posters in this thread are Americans, and others who are non-Americans have no problems co-existing so shut that trap...
by Neo Arcad » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:12 pm
Galloism wrote:Neo Arcad wrote:
Reminds me of a rough draft of a national emergency plan I caught wind of a year or two ago. It went like this.
THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is the product of the finest minds of DHS. Look upon it, and weep tears of joy, for your deaths will all be swift.
Years ago, they used to have drills in school of what to do in the event of a nuclear holocaust.
They would have the children hide under their wooden desks so they would be safe from a miles-wide fireball.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".
by Mad Monarch » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:13 pm
Neo Arcad wrote:Conserative Morality wrote:My friends have all been buying gas masks.
I think it's time for me to get one.
Reminds me of a rough draft of a national emergency plan I caught wind of a year or two ago. It went like this.Step 1: Get a helmet.
Step 2: Put the helmet on.
Step 3: Await further instructions.
THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is the product of the finest minds of DHS. Look upon it, and weep tears of joy, for your deaths will all be swift.
by Galloism » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:15 pm
by New England and The Maritimes » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:15 pm
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Some people's opinions are based on rational observations, others base theirs on imaginative thinking. The reality-based community ought not to waste it's time refuting delusions.
by The Greater Aryan Race » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:16 pm
Imperium Sidhicum wrote:So, uh... Is this another one of those threads where everyone is supposed to feel outraged and circle-jerk in agreement of how injust and terrible the described incident is?
Because if it is, I'm probably going to say something mean and contrary just to contradict the majority.
by Lackadaisical2 » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:16 pm
The Republic of Lanos wrote:Proud member of the Vile Right-Wing Noodle Combat Division of the Imperialist Anti-Socialist Economic War Army Ground Force reporting in.
by The Greater Aryan Race » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:18 pm
Lackadaisical2 wrote:I'm afraid those sneaky Moldovans are on the cutting edge of fighting this new health threat, albeit with hooch that probably tastes of antifreeze.
Imperium Sidhicum wrote:So, uh... Is this another one of those threads where everyone is supposed to feel outraged and circle-jerk in agreement of how injust and terrible the described incident is?
Because if it is, I'm probably going to say something mean and contrary just to contradict the majority.
by Alexlantis » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:18 pm
Individuality-ness wrote:You are Alex, NSG's writer and lead procrastinator. *nods* :P
by Ifreann » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:19 pm
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Saint Jade IV wrote:
So pretty much the whole of Australia's perfectly safe then? Just send all cases to us. We'll take it from here.
I'm afraid those sneaky Moldovans are on the cutting edge of fighting this new health threat, albeit with hooch that probably tastes of antifreeze.
by Mad Monarch » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:19 pm
by New Sapienta » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:20 pm
by Lackadaisical2 » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:21 pm
New Sapienta wrote:Wouldn't we eventually gain immunity to it?
I mean, wouln't this be the black death all over again?
The Republic of Lanos wrote:Proud member of the Vile Right-Wing Noodle Combat Division of the Imperialist Anti-Socialist Economic War Army Ground Force reporting in.
by Avenio » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:22 pm
New England and The Maritimes wrote:So... we make new drugs.
New England and The Maritimes wrote:This should serve as a warning to India to clean up its environment. People are unhealthy in India, and rampant pollution isn't helping anyone.
by Ceannairceach » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:23 pm
by New Sapienta » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:23 pm
by Allanea » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:24 pm
Galloism wrote:They would have the children hide under their wooden desks so they would be safe from a miles-wide fireball.
by The Greater Aryan Race » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:24 pm
Imperium Sidhicum wrote:So, uh... Is this another one of those threads where everyone is supposed to feel outraged and circle-jerk in agreement of how injust and terrible the described incident is?
Because if it is, I'm probably going to say something mean and contrary just to contradict the majority.
by Galloism » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:24 pm
Allanea wrote:Galloism wrote:They would have the children hide under their wooden desks so they would be safe from a miles-wide fireball.
You're just deliberately oversimplifying it.
1. Nuclear fireballs are not miles wide unless its' the Tsar Bomba or something.
2. If you cannot get into shelter, hiding under a desk is a good idea because unless your house is outright flattened by the nuke, it will protect you from things like shrapnel and glass shards (the main killers in nuclear attacks and bombing raids).
by Lackadaisical2 » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:24 pm
Ifreann wrote:Lackadaisical2 wrote:I'm afraid those sneaky Moldovans are on the cutting edge of fighting this new health threat, albeit with hooch that probably tastes of antifreeze.
Wow, I haven't seen that list in some time. Ireland used to be second behind Liechtenstein or something. New data, I guess.
The Republic of Lanos wrote:Proud member of the Vile Right-Wing Noodle Combat Division of the Imperialist Anti-Socialist Economic War Army Ground Force reporting in.
by The Republic of Lanos » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:24 pm
by New Sapienta » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:25 pm
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Ifreann wrote:Wow, I haven't seen that list in some time. Ireland used to be second behind Liechtenstein or something. New data, I guess.
The data seems to check out too, WHO report.New Sapienta wrote:Immune to a certain strand of TB.
This is a new one. That said, TB is at least survivable.
Its different in that its resistant to certain drugs, it may (and I suspect is) still be quite recognizable and treatable by our own immune systems.
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