by Mad Monarch » Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:35 pm
by Arkotania » Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:44 pm
by NERVUN » Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:46 pm
by Lackadaisical2 » Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:47 pm
The Republic of Lanos wrote:Proud member of the Vile Right-Wing Noodle Combat Division of the Imperialist Anti-Socialist Economic War Army Ground Force reporting in.
by Nadkor » Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:50 pm
by Daircoill » Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:51 pm
by Dakini Femina » Fri Jan 06, 2012 7:36 am
Mad Monarch wrote:Before you ask, no I am not talking about cutting your wrists or attaching car batteries to your nipples. I am talking about injuries you got from you being stupid, drunk, or some other non-random chance reason.
I'll start: 4 years ago I had a trampoline. I loved that trampoline; I used it every day.
Moral of the story: Jumping off the roof onto your trampoline can end up breaking your trampoline, your nose, and your gutter.
by Hockey World » Fri Jan 06, 2012 7:43 am
by Outworldia » Fri Jan 06, 2012 7:45 am
by West Failure » Fri Jan 06, 2012 7:54 am
NERVUN wrote:Cracked my skull open at around age 5 due to a combination of a jump rope, my legs being tied together, and a pointy brass handle on our entertainment center.
I have a nice V shaped scar right above my hairline from that. When my hair is really short I get to tell people I was attacked by Zorro's cousin, Victor.
by Saint Andrews Island » Fri Jan 06, 2012 7:57 am
by Krytenia » Fri Jan 06, 2012 8:00 am
by The Blaatschapen » Fri Jan 06, 2012 8:03 am
by Ethel mermania » Fri Jan 06, 2012 8:06 am
Idealismania wrote:I agreed to get married.
by The Cookish States » Fri Jan 06, 2012 8:14 am
by The Blaatschapen » Fri Jan 06, 2012 8:18 am
The Cookish States wrote:In drunken hunger my best friend and I started to deep fry some potatoes and make hamburgers at one AM. While the grease was boiling, and french fries a cookin' I stuck my right pointer finger in batter and held it in the grease for about four seconds. After which I pulled it out (in pain) and looked at my finger which had 2nd and 3rd degree burns. In my drunken state I figured the perfect coup de gra would be to eat it. I did...
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by Polar Islandstates » Fri Jan 06, 2012 8:23 am
by Ragnarsdomr » Fri Jan 06, 2012 8:28 am
Conservative Morality wrote:By accepting yourself and who you are. Accept violence. Accept aggression. Accept dominance. Not as a man, but as a human. Accept conflict, and find a place for it in life. Neither deny nor revel in it. Revel in one thing and one thing only: humanity. What higher goal is there, after all? Embrace who you are, what you are, and what you can be. Throw off the shackles of shame, refuse self-loathing, refuse misandry, refuse misogyny, refuse misanthropy, instead, love what you are. Love mankind, love man and woman, and love yourself.
by Mad Monarch » Fri Jan 06, 2012 8:35 am
Dakini Femina wrote:Mad Monarch wrote:Before you ask, no I am not talking about cutting your wrists or attaching car batteries to your nipples. I am talking about injuries you got from you being stupid, drunk, or some other non-random chance reason.
I'll start: 4 years ago I had a trampoline. I loved that trampoline; I used it every day.
Moral of the story: Jumping off the roof onto your trampoline can end up breaking your trampoline, your nose, and your gutter.
That car battery to the nipples part sounds nasty. The alligator clips alone sound inhumane.
I was bored in class once when I was younger and I was spooking out my classmate by pretending to staple my middle finger. I did it for some time 'cos I loved the reaction on her face.
Then one day I really did staple myself. It was an accident though, and partially 'cos I was trying to gauge how far I could press down on the thing before I could feel the tips of the staple.
There. Retarded, I know.
by Tekania » Fri Jan 06, 2012 8:38 am
by Nadkor » Fri Jan 06, 2012 8:40 am
Free Georgizm wrote:Stubbed my little toe. Dear god that killed
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