Sexiest NS'er 2011

[LadyRebels]

I am not disin' hair metal, shoot I was there for it

I was, and still am, there.

Hey some of the newer bands are cool, but can't leave the '80's myself

[Fashiontopia]

Since all yall are riding his tip I'mma help you hop off

3:40 A.M in Argentina, Patagonia, Rio Negro. It was a great christmas.

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Merry christmas
-San Remo-

He better stop lookin like a jonas brothers wannabe.

[Paddy O Fernature]

I am not disin' hair metal, shoot I was there for it

I was, and still am, there.

Ahhh good times.

[LadyRebels]

As long as none of ya'll are intent on finding and killing me...

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why would someone want to kill you?

[LadyRebels]

I was, and still am, there.

Ahhh good times.

Oh yes great times, good friends and late nights......dang I miss them.

[Big Jim P]

I was, and still am, there.

Hey some of the newer bands are cool, but can't leave the '80's myself

Eighties ruled.

[AiliailiA]

Noted. I haven't been travelling in a while, thinking of beer might motivate me to get on the road.

If you find yourself in Kamloops on your beerventure, I'll grab you a few of my favorite domestics and imports. Gotta love the BC Gov't Liquor stores - they have more stock in local/BC brewed and imported beers than in the sort of "Chug it down" horsepiss you get in most bars.

Government liquor stores, my kind of socialism. Plus BC is easy on weed. I'm on my way ... as soon as I win the lottery.

I also have Michael Jackson's (No not the pop singer...) Great Beer Guide, so I can certainly point you in the right direction for your tastes. Most of it is European stuff, but it does tell the reader exactly -where- each beer in its hallowed pages is brewed, so as to get it fresh from the source.

I've heard that brewing releases CO₂ and can make you drowsy. So not too close to the source, I like a beer well enough but I'm not looking to drown in a vat of it.

[Whittoria]

Shazaam![/spoiler]

why would someone want to kill you?

Just being careful.

[Fashiontopia]

Hey some of the newer bands are cool, but can't leave the '80's myself

Eighties ruled.

Folks old enough to be your parents ^ on NationStates havin a trip down memory lane and sh**

[AiliailiA]

As long as none of ya'll are intent on finding and killing me...

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That's a good build alright. Don't be offended if I say that much muscle is beyond what I find sexy?

[LadyRebels]

Hey some of the newer bands are cool, but can't leave the '80's myself

Eighties ruled.

Ruled? Hellz no, they still rock

[Big Jim P]

Eighties ruled.

Folks old enough to be your parents ^ on NationStates havin a trip down memory lane and sh**

In all due respect to your youth: Kiss my ***.

[LadyRebels]

Eighties ruled.

Folks old enough to be your parents ^ on NationStates havin a trip down memory lane and sh**

Dude ^ haz no clue, might wanna watch some Blues Clues.....

[Disserbia]

Okay, since it has been decided that I'm the guy who runs the Sexy contests and it has been about a year since the last one...

This thread will be the for the entries/nominations.


hai guise, wats goin on in dis thread?
Hey FAQ Cat. We're all going to vote on the sexiest male and female NSers.

awesum. how do i entered contest?
Post a picture of yourself. Or a few pictures, if you want.

so how does i win?
Once you enter, people can start voting for you. Everyone gets to nominate one male of their choice, and one female. The ten males and ten females with the most nominations before noon on 28Dec2011 will get put in a poll for great justice. If there is less than ten of either gender who has received a nomination, only those having received nominations will be entered into the poll.
As a note: The time/date is Eastern Daylight Time (GMT -5:00).

OIC. how does i nominate?
To make it easier for me to find nominations, use the [color] tags. Like this:
Vote [violet]

Code: Select all

Vote [color=#0000FF][violet][/color]

zomg, dis one pic is liek teh total fail!
Well if you've got nothing nice to say then don't say anything.

Kthnxbai!
Good luck, FAQ Cat!

For a person to be eligible for a nomination they have to have posted a picture of themselves in this thread.
You get Three (3) Nominations. One each for male, female, and mod.

Additional note: If your entry photo is challenged as not being actually of you, you may be asked to provide proof that it is you, inability to do so will result in your entry being disqualified.

Female:
Homosexy #2 #3 #4: 6 (Pot, Astrolinium, Inky, Metanih, CC, Osterra)
Aurora World #2: 6 (Waz, Odins, Ovis, Magoo, Enraged, United Warri)
Fionnuala_Saoirse: 3 (Chyek, 900, Nadkor)
Crystal Spires: 2 (Crystal Spires, Zortaw)
Albertasby #2: 2 (Celritannia, Meso)
Zeth Rekia: 2 (Aero, Umbra)
Tlacaxoxouhqui Aztlan: 2 (Mushet, Abruzi)
Koshka #2: 1 (Dyakovo)
Saint Jade IV: 1 (UBF)
Gidge #2 #3: 1 (Vecherd)

Male:
Sibirsky: 6 (Zortaw, Zeno, Night, Aero, Rhod, Umbra)
Buffy #2: 6 (Astrolinium, Farn, Namabia, Zeppy, Dellemont, 900)
The Merchant Republic: 5 (Manah, Dis, Sib, Enraged, Norstal)
Dyakovo #2: 2 (Saint Jade, Koshka)
Potarius: 1 (Homosexy)
Wazkyraque #2: 1 (Milks)
Delemont #2 #3: 1 (Oterro)
Abruzi: 1 (-Deus-)
Mushet: 1 (Tlaca)
Lackey: 1 (Gidge)
Vellosia: 1 (Nana-chan)
Ifreann: 1 (Dyakovo)
Automagfreek: 1 (Abruzi)
Terruana:
Zortaw:
Rynatia:
Lower Poseidonia:
Lauchlin:
Thatius:
Occupied Deutchland:
Dabtoria:
Astrolinium #2:
Newmoonrising #2:
Conserative Morality #2 Vid:
Graditoria #2:
Milks:
New New York #2:
CC:
Brauzillia:
Inky Noodles #2:
EnragedMaldivians:
Risottia:
West Failure:
Wanderjar:
Osterra:
Cellritannia #2:
Robert Magoo:
Moriskov:
Kero:
ImperialistSalvia:
Kandorith #2:
Distruzio:
SyndiKiKa:
Layerterb:
Cromarty #2:
Vlack Sturm:
New England & Maritimes:
Meryuma:
DerAnges:
King Koopa:
Staeny:
Chyeknovostan Republic:
Georgizm:
Kylanartia:
Bafuria:
Der Teutoniker:
Lyras:
Vecherd:
Laughing Peninsula:
Krasnotov:
Qazox:
San Remo #2:
The Plutonium Empire #2:
Cyber Utopia:
Serrland:
Dardania & Gazmania:
Imperial Parhe:
Paddy:

Mod:
Archregimency: 4 (CC, Enraged, Osterra, 900)
Nathi: 2 (Dyakovo, Odins)

Emmmm...k. Suggestion: many people voted before everyone entered so maybe you could have everyone redo their votes after all the contestants are in to make it more fair. Also is it too late to enter because I think I might be able to find a picture or two of myself where I don't look like a 12 year old boy. Not trying to sound condescending at all don't get mad at me please I only want to make it worrrkkkkk.

[Fashiontopia]

Folks old enough to be your parents ^ on NationStates havin a trip down memory lane and sh**

In all due respect to your youth: Kiss my ***.

Ain't you the main one up here postin pictures of yourself lookin like a ninja in some jeans?

[New England and The Maritimes]

Hey some of the newer bands are cool, but can't leave the '80's myself

Eighties ruled.

Another thing, crowds tend to be garbage lately. Old bands come back, but the crowds barely do anything. Takes a lot of work to get anything resembling a pit going. If I wanted to sit down and listen I'd not have payed $30 to get through the door so I could pay $10 for a beer and be denied the ability to go out and come back in.

Still, to try and keep somewhat on, in, or near topic; I think what makes me, personally, just keep my hair going as it is, is that a few people who once had power over me absolutely went nuts about it for no reason when I decided what I wanted to do with it. That cemented my decision to never let someone else dictate how I live my life again. It's a symbol of independence and adulthood to me.

[AiliailiA]

Eighties ruled.

Folks old enough to be your parents ^ on NationStates havin a trip down memory lane and sh**

Some of us are old enough to be your grandparents. Check the graph: How old are you?

We invented the internet you know so get off our lawn.

[Rhodmhire]

Why the fuck am I doing this.

And why am I doing it at two in the morning.

I don't know but you bastards aren't getting anything more than me in sunglasses because my beautiful eyes would cause yours to bleed out of their sockets if you were to gaze upon them.

So uh yeah here you go hope you like it I sure know my eight girlfriends do (I kid I only have five).

Vote wisely.

[Whittoria]

As long as none of ya'll are intent on finding and killing me...

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That's a good build alright. Don't be offended if I say that much muscle is beyond what I find sexy?

None taken; I'd like to think my self esteem is high enough that I won't get all butthurt when I don't win. Although that's quite a gratuitous photo of me, the last spoiler'd one is, and when you start to sweat and dehydrate a little you begin to show more muscle definition (or so I have read).

[LadyRebels]

Eighties ruled.

Another thing, crowds tend to be garbage lately. Old bands come back, but the crowds barely do anything. Takes a lot of work to get anything resembling a pit going. If I wanted to sit down and listen I'd not have payed $30 to get through the door so I could pay $10 for a beer and be denied the ability to go out and come back in.

Still, to try and keep somewhat on, in, or near topic; I think what makes me, personally, just keep my hair going as it is, is that a few people who once had power over me absolutely went nuts about it for no reason when I decided what I wanted to do with it. That cemented my decision to never let someone else dictate how I live my life again. It's a symbol of independence and adulthood to me.

I so know what you mean about the pit, they just aren't fun anymore although here in my town we do have Threadz Fest in which we have some real honest to goodness pits going on and no one does the whole "I am going to sue you" thing

As to my pic I have long hair now but because back in the day they told me that a woman's crowing glory was her hair I cut it short and kept it that way because I didn't want someone to like me for my hair.....sort of funny how it all worked out in the end.

[AiliailiA]

Actually, if I could make a suggestion from my own experience of trying to manage a count of the voices in threads (that age one and finishing up the Poster Awards) ...

If you change your vote/nomination please go back and edit the first one you did (to say you overrule it later, or to strike it out ... not just change it to your new preference). This thread is long already and keeping track of nominations by name would be a major pain. And not doing that would result in some posters having their preference counted twice which isn't fair.

Oh Kay. Good idea to have nominations in color, Dyakavo. Should make it easier to count.

[New England and The Maritimes]

Another thing, crowds tend to be garbage lately. Old bands come back, but the crowds barely do anything. Takes a lot of work to get anything resembling a pit going. If I wanted to sit down and listen I'd not have payed $30 to get through the door so I could pay $10 for a beer and be denied the ability to go out and come back in.

Still, to try and keep somewhat on, in, or near topic; I think what makes me, personally, just keep my hair going as it is, is that a few people who once had power over me absolutely went nuts about it for no reason when I decided what I wanted to do with it. That cemented my decision to never let someone else dictate how I live my life again. It's a symbol of independence and adulthood to me.

I so know what you mean about the pit, they just aren't fun anymore although here in my town we do have Threadz Fest in which we have some real honest to goodness pits going on and no one does the whole "I am going to sue you" thing

As to my pic I have long hair now but because back in the day they told me that a woman's crowing glory was her hair I cut it short and kept it that way because I didn't want someone to like me for my hair.....sort of funny how it all worked out in the end.

We had to go in opposite directions to break these annoying "gender norms" that people think we're mandated to follow. Guys had to refuse to cut their hair, girls had to go after theirs with knives.

I can firmly say that the reason my hair is long is precisely because I don't care about hair. If you're a good person, you're a good person, and the date of your last hair cut has fuck all to do with that.

[Homosexy]

I love it when people who are supposed to love me see this thing and say "why would anyone nominate you?"
yes good feelings.

[Straughn]

Wholly moleymoleymoley what a sausagefest. M'k, carry on.

I do have a pic, but not sure if i should put it up. 'sides, Ruffy's portraits were perfect.

I'd say your best chance to win is this:

Wait until two hours before the close of entries. Loudly complain about the lack of representation of Sexiest Cross Dresser (you may need to take it to Moderation). Get you drag on and try to win that category by default.

True, dat .... although a current photo would have me only in my briefs, as i usually adorn when on the computer.

[The Batorys]

Are nominations still open?

If so, I nominate Four Sided Triangles.

Oh, that's harsh.

Maybe just a bit.