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by The Nuclear Fist » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:09 pm
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
by Desuforeverlulz » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:09 pm
Gauntleted Fist wrote:Desuforeverlulz wrote:I think I'm going to be okay now. I accidentally ingested some bleach when I was bathing in it to treat the booboo on my rear end. The doctor said I should. But ingesting it was not good. At first I was a little out of breath. I felt lightheaded and dizzy. I drained the bathwater and washed myself off. By now it was difficult to stand. I sat for a minute on the edge of the bathtub until I felt the urge to vomit. I did so in the toilet, and then fell back on the edge of the tub. I cradled my head with my arm in the sink so that I didn't feel dizzy, and I couldn't stop breathing fast. I also didn't want to, because if I did I was sure I was going to faint.
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Find a different doctor.
by The Truth and Light » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:11 pm
by Gauntleted Fist » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:12 pm
Desuforeverlulz wrote:It's an abscess formed by MRSA, difficult to treat with anti-biotic. Since it's on the surface of the skin it would be easy to remove using bleach. The good news is it's gone!
by Desuforeverlulz » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:12 pm
The Truth and Light wrote:Desuforeverlulz wrote:It's an abscess formed by MRSA, difficult to treat with anti-biotic. Since it's on the surface of the skin it would be easy to remove using bleach. The good news is it's gone!
I'm not sure whether or not the abscess would have killed you, but you just nearly died, it seems.
by Zeth Rekia » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:12 pm
by The Truth and Light » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:14 pm
by Salvarity » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:16 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:32 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Tsarsgrad » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:36 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Alright then.
I'll be thankful for all of my friends here on NSG, far too many to name. NEI, Chris, CC, Matt, all you lot. And my friends in F7, Nationstates, II, all of them. I'm thankful for my girlfriend and my friends, and I'm thankful for my future child. I'm thankful for my job, I'm thankful for my God, and I'm thankful for the food on the table every day. I'm thankful I have such an excellent site with a brilliant community I can talk to every day.
And that's why I'm thankful, I suppose.
Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:Yeah? Well I Am An American, and proud of it. Rawr. *waves flag* Just not always of my fellow Americans, whom I would on occasion like to beat about the head and shoulders repeatedly to try and knock out the stupid. >_>
by Tsarsgrad » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:37 pm
Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:Yeah? Well I Am An American, and proud of it. Rawr. *waves flag* Just not always of my fellow Americans, whom I would on occasion like to beat about the head and shoulders repeatedly to try and knock out the stupid. >_>
by Astrolinium » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:47 pm
by The Truth and Light » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:49 pm
Astrolinium wrote:Great Scott, I've done it!
I've finally done it!
On Monday, I started reading at the first comic in the xkcd archives.
Let it be known that on Thanksgiving Day, 2011, at 5:45 PM, I, Astrolinium, am now up to date on xkcd.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:50 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Astrolinium » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:50 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:00 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Wazkyraque » Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:00 pm
by Astrolinium » Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:03 pm
by Metanih » Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:03 pm
by Ashmoria » Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:04 pm
Astrolinium wrote:Wut.
I'm registering for a forum, and one of the things it gave me for the captcha code was the symbol for the limit of t as it approaches infinity.
How the fuck am I supposed to put that in the text box!?
by Tmutarakhan » Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:04 pm
by Metanih » Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:05 pm
by Tsarsgrad » Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:07 pm
Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:Yeah? Well I Am An American, and proud of it. Rawr. *waves flag* Just not always of my fellow Americans, whom I would on occasion like to beat about the head and shoulders repeatedly to try and knock out the stupid. >_>
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