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TurtleShroom
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Founded: Oct 13, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby TurtleShroom » Mon Nov 14, 2011 7:43 pm

All governments lie, and all politicians are sleazy, unclean beings. The Framers of TurtleShroom, being the religious elders, missionaries, and zealots they were, knew this and tried to stop it.

The Constitution of TurtleShroom specifically prohibits lying, false statements, broken promises, and dishonored contracts from existing in the government by any official. It provides for a m

Constitution of TurtleShroom wrote:No man nor beast nor fungus, elected, appointed, employed, or annointed to any office of the Republic, shall be permitted to bear false witness when engaging in dispensal of the authorities vested unto him. The dishonoring of contracts and oaths, the defiance of covenents made in times before and during the tenure of service, and perjury shall not be allowed.
Men in violation of this prohibition on false testimony shall be immediately suspended from their post for indefinite time, until they can be presented a fair, impartial trial by an acting judicial officer to judge the manners of the case, brought forth by two or more witnesses. Conviction shall result in the expulsion of the member and a punishment that Congress may by law direct.
Should the government refuse to purge and try its own for these trangressions, the People shall be provided a means to remove the offending servant from their post by electoral action in a manner that Congress may by law direct. Congress shall make no law prohibiting the rights of the people to unseat officers in violation of this Constitution by petition of grievances.




HOWEVER:
The Celestial Flame wrote:To withhold confidential or classified information from ones populous is not actually lying.
They have no need to know the actual capabilities of our armed forces. :p


TurtleShroom politicans, being politicans after all, found a loophole. It's called "loose lips sink ships", "need to know", and "too much information". The usual punishment for lying is a felony and ten years in minimum-security prison. They just don't speak about it, dodge the question, or answer it in the most basic of terms. All of this isn't lying, and has been upheld (shakingly) by the courts as not eligible for Recall.

The rule of thumb in TurtleShroomer political circles is not to speak of wrongdoings or other such acts except if directly asked, and even then, if there is no possible way to twist one's way out.
For spies and soldiers, this means they must swear unto themselves a vow of silence, because they're forbidden to deny what they actually know. TurtleShroom's elite forces are trained to resist torture for this reason.
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Barefoot Lands
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Founded: Nov 12, 2011
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Postby Barefoot Lands » Mon Nov 14, 2011 7:50 pm

Armedland wrote:The public doesn't have the privilege of knowing most of their leader's names.

Does that sum it up?

Wow. I propose this policy be known as Armedlandization.
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Costa Fiero
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Founded: Nov 24, 2010
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Postby Costa Fiero » Mon Nov 14, 2011 8:05 pm

Of course our government keeps secrets. The people don't need to know everything.

As for lieing, the government itself doesn't lie. But the politicians do.

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The Drone Empire
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Founded: Jun 24, 2011
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Postby The Drone Empire » Mon Nov 14, 2011 8:10 pm

Well, you see-e, Th-The Governm-ment he-Fzzz-very Cor-Fzzzzzz-controls medi-Fzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-Programs the Publ-Fzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz- End of signal.

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Lost ones tribesmen
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Founded: May 14, 2010
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Postby Lost ones tribesmen » Mon Nov 14, 2011 8:11 pm

It is a government so it is inevitable that some half-truths and whole-lies get told to the public, but we're better then some.....
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Gibet
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Founded: Oct 05, 2009
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Postby Gibet » Mon Nov 14, 2011 8:13 pm

Do we ever lie?........ :eyebrow: :unsure:

Um.....I'm required to say "No."
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The Supreme Master Yuri
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Founded: Aug 02, 2011
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Postby The Supreme Master Yuri » Mon Nov 14, 2011 8:14 pm

No, we never lie.



At least that's what we let you know.

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Dracoria
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Founded: Oct 26, 2011
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Postby Dracoria » Mon Nov 14, 2011 8:15 pm

If a government lied, wouldn't it lie and claim it didn't?

Either way, nope.
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1337tonia
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Founded: Mar 31, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby 1337tonia » Mon Nov 14, 2011 8:20 pm

[Insert mandatory "Everything I say is a lie, including this sentence" paradox here]

Yes, the 1337tonian government will lie to the populace within reason, to prevent unrest or pandemonium for example.
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Kumbaria
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Founded: Nov 08, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Kumbaria » Mon Nov 14, 2011 8:22 pm

No we just, uhhh, how you say 'rephrase'.

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Drekka
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Founded: Aug 03, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Drekka » Mon Nov 14, 2011 8:26 pm

(OOC: MT)

We have to for things such as advanced military projects and things best kept out of the public ( Think Men-In-Black)

However, THe Federation is for the most part truthful to our Citizens

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Northwest Slobovia
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Anarchy

Postby Northwest Slobovia » Mon Nov 14, 2011 8:28 pm

Only by omission.

As a matter of fact, the Federal Council is so fractious, and most ruling coaltions so unstable, that keeping anything other than closely-held military secrets secret is difficult for us. Leaks are more the rule than the exception.
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Malaysii
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Founded: May 31, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Malaysii » Mon Nov 14, 2011 8:28 pm

Ye-

I mean.. No.

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Prennsland
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Founded: Sep 09, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Prennsland » Mon Nov 14, 2011 8:33 pm

Nope.
There is no government to lie.
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Jolthig
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Founded: Aug 31, 2010
Democratic Socialists

Postby Jolthig » Mon Nov 14, 2011 8:34 pm

In Jolthig, the government does lie. The emperor and council of soviets lie to the people of jolthig sometimes.
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Tenebra
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Founded: Nov 10, 2011
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Postby Tenebra » Mon Nov 14, 2011 8:47 pm

There are good lies and there are bad lies. The good one's are, the one's that protects the nation from civil unrest, the bad ones, well In the words of Senator James Conant, when pressed on why he had lied about his recent infidelity, "What is a lie? But words merely strung together to make a sentence. We the Senate merely exist to make our Sovereign look good."
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New Red Nation
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Founded: May 20, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby New Red Nation » Mon Nov 14, 2011 9:14 pm

Well everybody lies somehow. Whether it is on purpose or not. So yeah.. But we are pretty much 97% honest. 3% is classified information.
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Orochi s world
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Founded: Nov 09, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Orochi s world » Mon Nov 14, 2011 9:15 pm

Yes we keep secrets and yes we do lie.
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Helladria
Diplomat
 
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Founded: Nov 16, 2009
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Helladria » Mon Nov 14, 2011 9:40 pm

No. The government of the Federated Empire of Helladria does not lie.

-The Government of the Federated Empire of Helladria

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Ioudaia
Diplomat
 
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Founded: Nov 13, 2010
New York Times Democracy

Postby Ioudaia » Mon Nov 14, 2011 9:41 pm

Lying is beneath the dignity of the Six Kings. There are, however, certain questions we choose not to hear. We do not lie even we they address our peers, other national leaders... but we have been known to be misinformed, or to change our minds, or to suffer from bad translation. We understand that this happens to other leaders as well, and we sympathize with them: such are the perils of international diplomacy.

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Sanctus Angelus
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Founded: Jan 15, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Sanctus Angelus » Mon Nov 14, 2011 9:43 pm

We don't lie... we omit truths

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Krugin
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Founded: Feb 07, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Krugin » Mon Nov 14, 2011 9:45 pm

We do not lie, just spew our own version of the truth.

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Brasj
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Founded: Aug 19, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Brasj » Mon Nov 14, 2011 9:51 pm

No country was never lied. That's a fact. But my country tries to be honest with the people, because for a demomany (sorry for misspelling) to real... the people need to know what's really going on. But with that said, the people don't need to know top secert information, like Spec. Op. missions or new militay tech like "lasers" or "super soldiers".

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New Heathera
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Founded: Oct 21, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby New Heathera » Mon Nov 14, 2011 9:53 pm

New Heathera is led by the people, and the people don't lie to themselves.

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Walrusfolk Eurarcta
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Founded: Aug 27, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Walrusfolk Eurarcta » Mon Nov 14, 2011 9:54 pm

That's, like, the primary function of a government. All governments lie. The ones who claim otherwise in this thread are just lying even more. It's just what governments do. Lie. Always.
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