Bhastion Brews

[Ranbo]

Bastion Brews

Home In Every Sip

Bhastion Brews started in the 1940s, in the small town of Bhastion. Quickly become a local sensation, Mark Ginford, our CEO, achieved Nationwide Fame. At every stop in Ranbo, a Bhastion Brews was there to greet passengers.

Now, Going Global, Bastion Brews is setting up corporate offices everywhere. Hoping to have Worldwide Recognition, all our employees are spreading out. Jobs will be built, Java will be poured, and the world will taste the signature blend of our Brew.
Our employees are nice, and will provide all your needs. Simply walk in to one of our coffeehouses(Pictured to right, owners standing outside.)

As shown, though we are multinational, each one of our shops are locally owned. Our mission is to give you the taste of Bastion, as if you were fining there.

Products:

Bhastion Special(3.00)
Bastion Special-Decaf(4.00)
Premium Latte(2.00)
Premium Cappuccino(3.00)
Carmel Bastion Special(5.00)
Regular Special(1.50)
Hot Chocolate(4.00)

Cheesy Crescent(3.50)
Creme Cheese Bagel(3.75)
Carrot Cake Slice(4.00)
Ranbo's Mini-Cake(4.75)
Flavors:
•Strawberry
•Lemon
•Orange
•Chocolate
•Vanilla
Club Sandwich(5.00)
BLT(5.50)

App for Stores

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City(Cities):
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Nations Served!:
Soviet Canuckistan(Co-owner)
Volmachtia 
Cybus1
Orochi s world
The Leninist States of America

Now operating at every Prestige Hotel location!

[Soviet Canuckistan]

Nation Name:Soviet Canuckistan
City(Cities):Moscawa,Potcouver,Duntreal,Moronto,Cowgary,Deadmonton,Iqualit,Qalifax
Number of Locations:10 in each city and twenty in Moscawa
Special Requests:Can we feature dishes only available here

[Ranbo]

Nation Name:Soviet Canuckistan
City(Cities):Moscawa,Potcouver,Duntreal,Moronto,Cowgary,Deadmonton,Iqualit,Qalifax
Number of Locations:10 in each city and twenty in Moscawa
Special Requests:Can we feature dishes only available here

Sorry for the delay. That will be 500 million USD.

[Volmachtia]

Nation Name: Volmachtia
City(Cities): Ostrach, Vormuir, Altenfeldt, Keistrel
Number of Locations: 50 in Ostrach, 30 in Vormuir, 25 in Altenfeld & Keistrel
Special Requests: None.

[Ranbo]

Nation Name: Volmachtia
City(Cities): Ostrach, Vormuir, Altenfeldt, Keistrel
Number of Locations: 50 in Ostrach, 30 in Vormuir, 25 in Altenfeld & Keistrel
Special Requests: None.

This offer will be 200 million USD, and once payed in full, construction will start immediently.

[Cybus1]

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Nation Name:The Empire of Cybus1
City(Cities): Maplecrest
Number of Locations: 3
Special Requests: Wi-fi and fireplace in shops

[Ranbo]

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Nation Name:The Empire of Cybus1
City(Cities): Maplecrest
Number of Locations: 3
Special Requests: Wi-fi and fireplace in shops

This shall be priced at 2 million USD, and construction shall start at once it is payed in full.

[Soviet Canuckistan]

Nation Name:Soviet Canuckistan
City(Cities):Moscawa,Potcouver,Duntreal,Moronto,Cowgary,Deadmonton,Iqualit,Qalifax
Number of Locations:10 in each city and twenty in Moscawa
Special Requests:Can we feature dishes only available here

Sorry for the delay. That will be 500 million USD.

Why do I pay more than Volmachtia when they want more amenities and restaurants than me.

[Ranbo]

Sorry for the delay. That will be 500 million USD.

Why do I pay more than Volmachtia when they want more amenities and restaurants than me.

I am sorry. A mistake in the calculating was made. The correct price is 125 million USD. We are sorry for this error.

[Orochi s world]

Nation Name:Orochi's world
City(Cities):Sei An City, Ru Xou Kou, Liang Xi
Number of Locations:30(10 in each city.)
Special Requests:none

[Ranbo]

Nation Name:Orochi's world
City(Cities):Sei An City, Ru Xou Kou, Liang Xi
Number of Locations:30(10 in each city.)
Special Requests:none

That will be 50 million; construction will start immediently after payed in full.

[Ranbo]

We are now offering two new snacks: The Club Sandwich and the BLT. All shops will be updated accordingly.

[The Kiaser Colonies]

To: Bhastion Brews
From: Karl Campese, Co-Founder of GO! Energy drinks and bars

Dear Sir,
My associate and I would like to sell our products in you stores. We will split the profits 70-30 in our favour. For more information visit our store front at this link http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=150155

[Soviet Canuckistan]

Why do I pay more than Volmachtia when they want more amenities and restaurants than me.

I am sorry. A mistake in the calculating was made. The correct price is 125 million USD. We are sorry for this error.

Thank you wiring the money and can I purchase 50% + 1 share of your company?

[Ranbo]

To: Bhastion Brews
From: Karl Campese, Co-Founder of GO! Energy drinks and bars

Dear Sir,
My associate and I would like to sell our products in you stores. We will split the profits 70-30 in our favour. For more information visit our store front at this link http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=150155

We would be gladly able to sell your products in our store, as a separate drink are on our menu. What products would you like to distribute in our company?

Soviet Canuckistan wrote:

Thank you wiring the money and can I purchase 50% + 1 share of your company?

I am sorry. As a buisness man, I recognize a shrewd takeover of a company in progress. However, I am willing to give (only)20% of the company, giving control of sales to you. This offer is non-negotiable.

[Soviet Canuckistan]

To: Bhastion Brews
From: Karl Campese, Co-Founder of GO! Energy drinks and bars

Dear Sir,
My associate and I would like to sell our products in you stores. We will split the profits 70-30 in our favour. For more information visit our store front at this link http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=150155

We would be gladly able to sell your products in our store, as a separate drink are on our menu. What products would you like to distribute in our company?

Soviet Canuckistan wrote:

Thank you wiring the money and can I purchase 50% + 1 share of your company?

I am sorry. As a buisness man, I recognize a shrewd takeover of a company in progress. However, I am willing to give (only)20% of the company, giving control of sales to you. This offer is non-negotiable.

Deal wiring the money for the 20%

[The Kiaser Colonies]

To: Bhastion Brews
From: Karl Campese, Co-Founder of GO! Energy drinks and bars

Dear Sir,
My associate and I would like to sell our products in you stores. We will split the profits 70-30 in our favour. For more information visit our store front at this link http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=150155

We would be gladly able to sell your products in our store, as a separate drink are on our menu. What products would you like to distribute in our company?

All drinks and bars. Don't worry about the protein stuff.

[New silbodale]

DAMP energy would like to sell their drinks at your shops.
We know go! is already there but i think people would like many brands of drinks.

our storefront: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=149676#p7568497

[The Leninist States of America]

Nations name: Leninist States of America
City(Cities): Vladiskoyrod, Achingrad, and Petrozaldgrad
Number of Locations: 100
Special Requests: Vodka, and pleas put near factories

[Ranbo]

Nations name: Leninist States of America
City(Cities): Vladiskoyrod, Achingrad, and Petrozaldgrad
Number of Locations: 100
Special Requests: Vodka, and pleas put near factories

Accepted. That will be 100 million USD.

[Ranbo]

DAMP energy would like to sell their drinks at your shops.
We know go! is already there but i think people would like many brands of drinks.

our storefront: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=149676#p7568497

We would like to add:

DAMPMocha(Coffee flavored energy drink.)
DAMPbucks(Coffee flavored energy drink.)
DAMPVanilla(Coffee flavored energy drink.)

Thank you.
Darren Ori
Market Consultant

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To Go! Drinks:

Before we make a decision, do you have any coffee flavored energy drinks?

Thank you.
Darren Ori
Market Consultent

[Our New World Oceania]

Official Public Communique
OF
The New World Oceania
SUBJECT: Condemnation of Bhastion Brews

William Evorance
Eighth Level Representative of Oceania

Sedowin Werdi
Deputy of Truth, Ministry of Truth

George Intonarl
Minister of Truth, Ministry of Truth

HEREBY recognizing the corporation of "Bhastion Brews," which offers to build shops and cafes which sell products such as coffees, brews, teas, lattes, cappuccinos, bagels, cakes, sandwiches, and other hot drinks, in cities across consumer's nations.

ADDRESSING the many health threats associated with drinking coffee, which include but are not limited to:
>Heart disease.
>Increase in bad cholesterol.
>Negative effects in blood vessel tone.
>Irregular heart beats
>Increase in risk to hypertension.
>Increase in risk of Osteoporosis.
>Triggering of heartburn.
>Lack of sleep.

INDICATING that God has commanded not to drink coffee. Doing such is banned from the national religion of The New World Oceania, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. The Prophet, Thomas S. Monson, has also spoken against coffee and caffeine, designating the drinking of such as a sin.

IN ACCORDANCE WITH PREVIOUS STATEMENT it should be noted that the snacks offered by Bhastion Brews induce and encourage gluttony, which ultimately kills, rips apart relationships, increases obesity (and therefor dangerous gravitational forces), and dissapoints God. With this noting that those whom commit the deadly sin of gluttony will be forced to eat toads and rats in Hell.

NOTING that the owners of Bhastion Brews are very likely to be aware of the many consequences and evils of caffeine, hot drinks, and gluttony-provoking snacks.

INSINUATING that the couple in the photograph used for advertising is an elderly couple, and that this subliminally shows age discrimination and insults the elderly through stereotyping.

APPALLED by the use of capital letters in inappropriate places.

HEREBY CONDEMNS BHASTION BREWS.

It is demanded that Bhastion Brews be liquidated, all one-hundred and ninety-one (191) shops be closed, at least 25% of payment be returned to consumer nations, and all civilian consumers be offered free repenting sessions and forgiveness of sins. It is encouraged that other nations, corporations, and organizations offer their signatures in such order to end this treacherous organization. All signatories agree to blockade, speak against, and condemn Bhastion Brews.

Merci

[The Elven Imperium]

Nation Name: The Empire of the People
City(Cities): N'Tel'Quess district, Sha'Tal'Tel'Quessir
Number of Locations: 1
Special Requests: Must also serve Elven non-Alcoholic beverages

[Legokiller]

Nation Name:The United Pony States of Legokiller
City(Cities):Las Canterlot, New Cloudsdale, Vulcan, Ponyville, Vealel, Las Pegasus, Rainbow City, and Blizzard Prime
Number of Locations:76
Special Requests:N/A