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The Thirty-First Globe Cup
Access, Selective and Preliminary Stages

Playoff Access Stage:

(CLP)              Saint-Urbain    2–1    Náhvarðvíkur Bæ IF        (BLK)   1–0   1–1 
(TGT)        Estudiantes Tesoro    0–2    Sparrowbottom Athletic    (SNO)   0–0   0–2 
(OSR)           Utica United FC    3–4    Urbizania Wanderers       (ASG)   2–3   1–1 
(TAE)          Real Chinchinhua    3–5    Isereliet Invictus        (SCY)   2–3   1–2 
(KPZ)                 Juvapanam    6–0    Swift Kings               (ABK)   2–0   4–0 
(PAS)                  Lunas FC    2–0    Klyde                     (COS)   1–0   1–0 
(SAU)                Les Alliés    3–4    Noka Mariners             (JSY)   2–1   1–3 
(SRZ)             Tacoma Tigers    6–1    Sulzelsfelden 1886        (KKR)   4–0   2–1 
(CHC)         Olympique Chuckio    0–6    North Woodlands           (CVC)   0–3   0–3 
(WZI)                     Banks    0-2    Wye Celtic                (TBI)   0–0   0-2 
(CHK)      CSKA Tsaritin Saints    3–2    St. John’s Athletic       (NCH)   3–1   0–1 
(MNG)                  Bluepool    3–0    Borlfield Town            (KYP)   2–0   1–0 
(SEL)              San Telmo FC    0–5    AC Espene                 (DEL)   0–1   0–4 
(SWR)           Jasmuur Ospreys  a 3–3    Seaton Town               (EFL)   1–1   2–2 
(DAR)         Eau Claire United    1–4    Iarba Tineri              (ANT)   0–0   1–4 
(SSO)                 Sparta FC    1–5    Mountain FC               (LEN)   0–2   1–3 
(MYT)            Donegal Celtic    2–0    Nicostrato                (ERA)   1–0   1–0 
(CKY)      Club Vutbol Libridis    2–3    RCSC Northwood            (KRY)   2–1   0–2 
(PIS)   FC1. Bjarnarey Flotilla    0–7    FC Atlantis               (WRL)   0–3   0–4 
(ERP)      Cape Jaune Tornadoes  p 2–2    Esporte Clube Porta       (OCE)   2–0   0–2  (5–4 pen)

Selective Stage:

(SNO)    Sparrowbottom Athletic    0–1    Volerander FC             (SWR)   0–1   0–0 
(DEL)                 AC Espene  a 4–4    Hreindýrsal Stríðsmaður   (BLK)   2–0   2–4 
(KPZ)                 Juvapanam    3–0    Directus                  (SSO)   2–0   1–0 
(JSY)             Noka Mariners    5–3    Olympique de Tycos        (CHC)   5–1   0–2 
(SWR)           Jasmuur Ospreys    1–5    Worcester Hearts          (CLP)   1–5   0–0 
(CHK)      CSKA Tsaritin Saints    1–5    Iturributa United         (ASG)   1–2   0–3 
(SCY)        Isereliet Invictus    1–3    Cardiologists             (EIT)   0–3   1–0 
(LEN)               Mountain FC    3–1    Kaldukosk FC              (COS)   1–0   2–1 
(MYT)            Donegal Celtic    3–0    Athletico Gloria          (ANT)   1–0   2–0 
(CLP)              Saint-Urbain    2–3    Tannenberg FC             (VLD)   2–2   0–1 
(KRY)            RCSC Northwood    4–1    CD San Martín de La Plata (SEL)   3–0   1–1 
(TBI)                Wye Celtic    4–0    Manlio                    (ERA)   1–0   3–0 
(SRZ)             Tacoma Tigers    1–5    Mountbatten Junction      (ADN)   0–2   1–3 
(ANT)              Iarba Tineri  p 2–2    Lilter United             (SCY)   2–0   0–2  (6–5 pen)
(ERP)      Cape Jaune Tornadoes    1-4    SK Netteingen             (KKR)   0–1   1-3 
(ASG)       Urbizania Wanderers    0–2    Borussia Victoria         (NCH)   0–0   0–2 
(MNG)                  Bluepool    5–1    Vanler Dynamo             (CAW)   2–1   3–0 
(PAS)                  Lunas FC    3–0    Vliegende Beigners FC     (CKY)   2–0   1–0 
(WRL)               FC Atlantis    2–2 a  VLC FC                    (EFL)   1–2   1–0 
(CVC)           North Woodlands    4-2    Soccoroo                  (MNG)   3-1   1–1 
(KRY)           Casuals Osteria    6–0    Good Liz Walsh            (DEL)   4–0   2–0 
(CVC)               Sherwood FC    1–4    Athletico Palampas        (QPM)   0–3   1–1 
(STX)             Denzio Demons    1–8    Ranca Toco                (CAF)   0–4   1–4 
(TGT)                 Astillero    4–3    Fiorentino Rigo           (OCE)   2–0   2–3 
(ABK)                 Market FC    2–5    AC Valanari               (VAL)   1–2   1–3 
(ZRB)                 Cannibals    1–0    Capitolians               (KYP)   0–0   1–0  (aet)
(ERP)          Go Sushi Apo’olo    0–5    Alianza Ciruelas          (AGU)   0–1   0–4 
(SRZ)        Portsmouth Pirates    2–5    Heidelstadt Falken        (JSY)   2–3   0–2 
(SAU)                 Gilley FC    0–2    Bayern-Algaer             (TAE)   0–1   0–1 
(CHK)  Oransberg St. Thunder FC    2–1    Chippewa Falls Strykers   (DAR)   1–0   1–1

Preliminary Stage:

(ZRB)                  Cross SC    0–2    Zarahemla All-Sport       (TBI)   0–1   0–1 
(QPM)                 Jonastown    4–0    SK Netteingen             (KKR)   2–0   2–0 
(TGT)                 Astillero    1–8    Blén CA                   (AGU)   0–4   1–4 
(DEL)                 AC Espene    5–2    Donegal Celtic            (MYT)   1–1   4–1 
(TBI)                Wye Celtic    0–8    County Stanley            (ADN)   0–4   0–4 
(MYT)                 1896 Ebor    3–1    Galactica                 (PAS)   2–1   1–0  
(CVC)           North Woodlands    1-2    Bay City United           (KYP)   0–1   1–1 
(CAF)               CR Submiria    5–0    Sporting Hahnstein        (KKR)   4–0   1–0 
(CLP)          Worcester Hearts    2–3    Juvapanam                 (KPZ)   1–1   1–2  (aet)
(KRY)           Casuals Osteria    4–0    Portland Greencaps        (WRL)   2–0   2–0 
(KKR)        FC Dynamo Tchaidze    0–6    Ranca Toco                (CAF)   0–3   0–3 
(ABK)           Giga Hurricanes    1–5    Borussia Victoria         (NCH)   1–2   0–3 
(AGU)          Alianza Ciruelas    7–1    Port Kostas Strikers      (CAW)   4–0   3–1 
(VAL)               AC Valanari    5–1    Bastion                   (SSO)   4–0   1–1 
(COM)         San Diego Iguanas    4–0    Volerander FC             (SWR)   2–0   2–0 
(KRY)             Avidia United    5–2    Heidelstadt Falken        (JSY)   3–1   2–1 
(VLD)             Tannenberg FC    4–2    Bayern-Algaer             (TAE)   2–0   2-2 
(PAS)                  Lunas FC    2–4    Mountbatten Junction      (ADN)   2–1   0–3 
(DAR)             Scott City FC    0–4    Olympique de Fontvielle   (VLD)   0–1   0–3 
(EIT)             Cardiologists    3–0    FC Sete                   (CHC)   3–0   0–0 
(KPZ)                  Zhevassi    4–1    St. Martin Athletic       (WZI)   1–1   3–0 
(BLK)           FF Berafjörðinn    0–1    Eau Claire Aris FC        (DAR)   0–0   0–1 
(MNG)                  Bluepool    0–6    Mountain FC               (LEN)   0–2   0–4 
(CHK)  Oransberg St. Thunder FC    2–2 p  Bugny FC                  (SAU)   1–1   1–1  (1–3 pen)
(EIT)              Orthopedists  a 3–3    Corcaigh                  (SNO)   1–1   2–2 
(ZRB)                 Cannibals    0–2    Noka Mariners             (JSY)   0–0   0–2 
(STB)        Corinthian Spirits    2–1    Iarba Tineri              (ANT)   1–1   1–0 
(QPM)        Athletico Palampas    5–1    Compolis FC               (CAW)   3–0   2–1 
(OSR)        Burningham City FC    5–2    VLC FC                    (EFL)   3–0   2–2 
(VAL)               Mar Sara FC    4–1    CA Seleucius Juniors      (SEL)   2–1   2–0 
(CHC)                  SC Fives    0–7    Lisda Lokado Goji Salamjĭ (JSY)   0–0   0–7 
(PIS)       Jan Mayen Islanders    4–3    RCSC Northwood            (KRY)   2–1   2–2  (aet)
(ASG)         Iturributa United    7–2    Ralier                    (LEN)   3–1   4–1

Eliminatory Stage - the draw:

OAS Royal FC (COS) x Port Milne (SCY)
Lisda Lokado Goji Salamjĭ (JSY) x Burningham City FC (OSR)
Eastern Rangers (STX) x Sporting Iturributa (ASG)
1896 Ebor (MYT) x Kapitol FC (CKY)
Noka Mariners (JSY) x Arsenrall (MNG)
Yastrabi (KPZ) x Casuals Osteria (KRY)
Iskara Daii (STB) x Draga Portamonense (OCE)
Jonastown (QPM) x Borussia Victoria (NCH)
Rhodes (DEL) x FC Cape St Paul (PIS)
TFC Lannymore (CVC) x Zhevassi (KPZ)
Bayern Phoenix (TAE) x Sussex County (NCH)
Revolutionaries (SSO) x Olympique de Fontvielle (VLD)
Blén CA (AGU) x Royal Rumiatzi (ASG)
Bugny FC (SAU) x RGS Athletic (EFL)
Firewood City FC (OSR) x Tannenberg FC (VLD)
FC Stephani (CKY) x Lagoon Red Diamonds (WRL)
Steckholl United (DEL) x Alianza Ciruelas (AGU)
Athletico Palampas (QPM) x Lodgertia United (EFL)
Bay City United (KYP) x Juvapanam (KPZ)
Sparta Misión (TGT) x Iturributa United (ASG)
Woodstock Wild (SRZ) x Zarahemla All-Sport (TBI)
Skyline United (MNG) x Racing Clube de La Plata (SEL)
Tout-Puissant Outremont (CLP) x AC Espene (DEL)
CF Aéropag (ACF) x Astur City (NCH)
Ranca Toco (CAF) x Iubesc FC (ANT)
FKM (KPZ) x CD Rio Uniao (OCE)
Cardiologists (EIT) x Eau Claire Aris FC (DAR)
Vincanto (ERA) x Sleepy Hollow CS (ERP)
CR Submiria (CAF) x Ambrose County (ERP)
Académica (TGT) x San Diego Iguanas (COM)
VB Vatn Höfninflói (BLK) x County Stanley (ADN)
Mar Sara FC (VAL) x Mauntenbörg FC (SWR)
Jan Mayen Islanders (PIS) x Mountain FC (LEN)
Indica United (SCY) x Orthopedists (EIT)
Lalard Tanks (ABK) x Atlantea Hurricanes (TAE)
AC Valanari (VAL) x Mountbatten Junction (ADN)
Athens Town (CVC) x Phoenix Flames (SRZ)
Charzzan (ERA) x Avidia United (KRY)
Atletik Thessia (MYT) x Red Star Kemenovsk FC (CHK)
Riverside (SAU) x Corinthian Spirits (STB)

Qualifying Stage - the draw:

Navel FC (WRL) x Jonastown (QPM) or Borussia Victoria (NCH)
Académica (TGT) or San Diego Iguanas (COM) x FC Alaer (KYP)
Athletico Palampas (QPM) or Lodgertia United (EFL) x St. Patrick's (SNO)
East Franz Athletic (PIS) x Vincanto (ERA) or Sleepy Hollow CS (ERP)
Ibini FC (VAL) x Pythons (QPM)
Iskara Daii (STB) or Draga Portamonense (OCE) x OAS Royal FC (COS) or Port Milne (SCY)
Atletik Thessia (MYT) or Red Star Kemenovsk FC (CHK) x FKM (KPZ) or CD Rio Uniao (OCE)
CF Aéropag (ACF) or Astur City (NCH) x VB Vatn Höfninflói (BLK) or County Stanley (ADN)
Blén CA (AGU) or Royal Rumiatzi (ASG) x Knights (ZRB)
Char Sara FC (VAL) x Bugny FC (SAU) or RGS Athletic (EFL)
Djei Sporting Club (ADN) x Steckholl United (DEL) or Alianza Ciruelas (AGU)
Catherina FC (DEL) x Surgeons (EIT)
Eastern Rangers (STX) or Sporting Iturributa (ASG) x Northtown United (ADN)
Santos Luega (PAS) x Fontvielle Impact (VLD)
Woodstock Wild (SRZ) or Zarahemla All-Sport (TBI) x TFC Lannymore (CVC) or Zhevassi (KPZ)
Sparta Misión (TGT) or Iturributa United (ASG) x Club Stein-los (PAS)
Dragoste Dragons (ANT) x Pulmonologists (EIT)
Mar Sara FC (VAL) or Mauntenbörg FC (SWR) x Saurgerties Snakes (SRZ)
Lisda Lokado Goji Salamjĭ (JSY) or Burningham City FC (OSR) x FC Stephani (CKY) or Lagoon Red Diamonds (WRL)
CR Submiria (CAF) or Ambrose County (ERP) x Mort Park (WZI)
Tout-Puissant Outremont (CLP) or AC Espene (DEL) x Firewood City FC (OSR) or Tannenberg FC (VLD)
Charzzan (ERA) or Avidia United (KRY) x Skyline United (MNG) or Racing Clube de La Plata (SEL)
Dawson Springs FC (COM) x Noka Mariners (JSY) or Arsenrall (MNG)
Belgium FC (TBI) x Montréal (CLP)
Ituraitz FC (ASG) x Bay City United (KYP) or Juvapanam (KPZ)
Ranca Toco (CAF) or Iubesc FC (ANT) x Dover City (TBI)
CA Paulinthal (PAS) x Jan Mayen Islanders (PIS) or Mountain FC (LEN)
Rhodes (DEL) or FC Cape St Paul (PIS) x AFC Tranzversa (SWR)
PSV Stavropol (CHK) x Revolutionaries (SSO) or Olympique de Fontvielle (VLD)
Cardiologists (EIT) or Eau Claire Aris FC (DAR) x 1896 Ebor (MYT) or Kapitol FC (CKY)
Metropolis Alligators (VLD) x Emberton Reds (KRY)
Yastrabi (KPZ) or Casuals Osteria (KRY) x Bede City (LEN)
AC Valanari (VAL) or Mountbatten Junction (ADN) x Stanley United (WZI)
Cape Renko Dolphins (STX) x Lalard Tanks (ABK) or Atlantea Hurricanes (TAE)
Bayern Phoenix (TAE) or Sussex County (NCH) x Atlético Jutense (CAF)
Riverside (SAU) or Corinthian Spirits (STB) x Ojedo Cerro (AGU)
Carter FC (JSY) x Athens Town (CVC) or Phoenix Flames (SRZ)
Indica United (SCY) or Orthopedists (EIT) x Cafundó do Juta (CAF)

[Commerce Heights]

Thirty-Fourth TakilQuip Champions’ Cup—Playoff Round

Playoff round (losing teams enter Globe Cup group stage)

Champions’ path
(PIS)       SK Franz Josef City    3–4    Hastmead Diamante CFC     (OSR)   2–1   1–3  (aet)
(LEN)                   Talbott    4–5    Royal Vosaroni Antenelli  (ERA)   3–3   1–2 
(TBI)         Great Falls Cymru  a 1–1    Navel Sharks              (WRL)   0–0   1–1 
(STB)               Telecontarë    2–1    Gimnasia                  (KPZ)   1–0   1–1 
(MYT)                Litala ’93    6–1    Mallox                    (COS)   5–1   1–0 
Non-champions’ path
(STB)        Foxchester Raiders    3–1    Augustus                  (QPM)   2–0   1–1 
(MYT)             Decraa United    2–1    Beningrad                 (SNO)   0–0   2–1 
(KRY)            Royal Emberton    4–4 a  Dover City                (LEN)   3–3   1–1 
(ZRB)                    Battle    2–3    Grasshoppers Turic FC     (OSR)   0–2   2–1  (aet)
(JSY)        South Coast United    2–7    Unión de Ciudagua         (AGU)   2–3   0–4

Group stage draw
Group A
Yuba United (COM)
Club ESF (VAL)
CA Condadore (AGU)
Litala ’93 (MYT)

Group B
Neurologists (EIT)
Royal Khaldoon (QPM)
Kinney Road (ADN)
Great Falls Cymru (TBI)

Group C
Qidade Savana (JSY)
Bradley Hornets (WZI)
Ousevale Borough (KRY)
Telecontarë (STB)

Group D
Petardos S/A (CAF)
Foxchester Raiders (STB)
Dover City (LEN)
Hightop Hill (SNO)

Group E
Psychiatrists (EIT)
Sonoma Center Panthers (COM)
Polar Zenith (ZRB)
Royal Vosaroni Antenelli (ERA)

Group F
Hondo FC (VAL)
Tallyn Rovers (ADN)
High Mountain Buffalo (JSY)
Decraa United (MYT)

Group G
Clube Comercial (CAF)
Unión de Ciudagua (AGU)
Canalave Dragons (VLD)
Hastmead Diamante CFC (OSR)

Group H
Raynor City United (VAL)
Eldorado (CAF)
Kagoshima Phoenix (COM)
Grasshoppers Turic FC (OSR)

Thirty-First AalborgPettersen Series B Champions’ Cup—Playoff Round

Playoff round

(LEN)                  Langfier    3–4    Desportivo Penarosso      (OCE)   2–2   1–2 
(SNO)               Bannabridge    6–0    Union                     (ZRB)   4–0   2–0 
(SRZ)                Greenville    2–4    SC Sardin                 (PAS)   2–1   0–3 
(KRY)           Bradwell Saints    2–3    Varzeano                  (CAF)   2–3   0–0 
(SRZ)               New Lincoln    6–1    Tasterson Road            (CVC)   4–1   2–0 
(ZRB)   Endoplasmatic Reticulum    6–3    Narcana                   (MNG)   3–2   3–1 
(STX)                  Honda FC    2–4    Blacklake Blues           (TAE)   1–1   1–3 
(ASG)              Antiguoko FC    4–3    Winding Street            (CVC)   2–2   2–1 
(AGU)         Deportivo Peralta    2–3    São Jorge                 (CAF)   2–0   0–3 
(SNO)              Reading Town    4–0    White Collar Lords        (EIT)   2–0   2–0 
(JSY)  St Raphael B’ing Bishops    4–1    Racing Castro             (TGT)   1–1   3–0 
(WRL)              FC Terranova    2–1    Morphologic               (ZRB)   0–0   2–1 
(MYT)       FK SV Kitzbuhel ’66    4–3    Peterlie Rangers          (LEN)   3–3   1–0 
(ZRB)                   Balance    1–4    AS Montreux               (VLD)   1–2   0–2 
(ASG)                 Oyardo FC    4–0    Douala                    (NCH)   3–0   1–0 
(ADN)                   Altsend    3–3 a  Yuzhny Equinox FC         (PIS)   3–1   0–2 
(MYT)             SK Port Jarko    2–3    Norton                    (KRY)   1–1   1–2  (aet)
(KRY)             Kallia United    7–0    FC Myrkan                 (PAS)   2–0   5–0 
(QPM)           Racing Cruzeira    2–1    Flockton Flavell          (WZI)   1–0   1–1 
(WRL)                   Náutico    0–0 p  Workers United            (SNO)   0–0   0–0  (4–5 pen)
(SAU)               Real Gilley    1–2    Canfudea Factory          (EIT)   1–2   0–0 
(CAF)               XXV de Maio    1–0    Barbossa                  (QPM)   0–0   1–0 
(AGU)            CSD Trecelunas    1–0    Port Cythera              (STB)   1–0   0–0 
(VLD)                  AD Cerro    3–4    Real Valencia             (TBI)   2–1   1–3  (aet)
(TAE)    Loachen Yellow Jackets    1–2    Liginara FC               (EFL)   1–0   0–2  (aet)
(COM)      Pórto-Khe Dolophónoi    3–1    Lagoon Crocodiles         (WRL)   3–0   0–1 
(TGT)        Deportivo Torrente    6–5    Göteborg United           (SWR)   3–3   3–2 
(MYT)           AFC West Gorton    6–3    Cyprilium Town            (SCY)   5–0   1–3 
(STB)            Hallad Reavers    3–1    Jackson FC                (COM)   2–1   1–0 
(WZI)               East Snaith    1–5    Esportivo Jutense         (CAF)   1–4   0–1 
(COM)       Cordubovica Falcons    3–2    Avenstone                 (KYP)   2–0   1–2 
(CKY)                  FC Weron    4–2    Villa Ortiz               (QPM)   2–0   2–2

Group stage draw
Group A
Racing Cruzeira (QPM)
FC Weron (CKY)
Pórto-Khe Dolophónoi (COM)
São Jorge (CAF)

Group B
FC Terranova (WRL)
Kallia United (KRY)
Blacklake Blues (TAE)
Real Valencia (TBI)

Group C
Canfudea Factory (EIT)
CSD Trecelunas (AGU)
FK SV Kitzbuhel ’66 (MYT)
AS Montreux (VLD)

Group D
Hallad Reavers (STB)
Bannabridge (SNO)
Cordubovica Falcons (COM)
Oyardo FC (ASG)

Group E
SC Sardin (PAS)
Esportivo Jutense (CAF)
Desportivo Penarosso (OCE)
Liginara FC (EFL)

Group F
AFC West Gorton (MYT)
Varzeano (CAF)
Reading Town (SNO)
Norton (KRY)

Group G
Antiguoko FC (ASG)
Yuzhny Equinox FC (PIS)
Deportivo Torrente (TGT)
St Raphael B’ing Bishops (JSY)

Group H
Workers United (SNO)
XXV de Maio (CAF)
New Lincoln (SRZ)
Endoplasmatic Reticulum (ZRB)

[North Chicanan]

The FA has released the 2007 results, which saw Borussia Victoria recapture the National Premiers! The FA announced that the 2007 results, however, would not determine the UICA slots since the current cup is in progress. Thus, the 2008 calendar season will see slots allocated to the Champions Cup, the Globe C, Serie B and the Cygnus Cup - although the FA continues to be extremely disappointed in the results of the clubs in international competition and is still calling on the NorTel Premier League to withdraw from the competition due to the local club's inability to compete at a high level. The League has once again refused such a motion, and said they will commit their slots in 2008.

NorTel Premier - Open       P   W  D   L  GF  GA  +/- Pts
1 Sussex County            22  13  6   3  47  25  +22  45
2 St. John's Athletic      22  12  7   3  25  13  +12  43
3 Borussia Victoria        22  13  4   5  33  22  +11  43
4 Astur City               22   9  8   5  34  20  +14  35
5 Free State               22   8  6   8  28  26   +2  30
6 South Holland            22   7  8   7  19  20   -1  29
7 Kayserispor              22   7  6   9  31  44  -13  27
8 Star Point               22   6  5  11  37  43   -6  23
9 Southampton              22   6  4  12  27  41  -14  22
10 York City               22   5  7  10  34  42   -8  22
11 Douala                  22   5  6  11  26  36  -10  21
12 Ashley                  22   5  5  12  16  25   -9  20

NorTel Premier - Close      P   W  D   L  GF  GA  +/- Pts
1 Borussia Victoria        16  10  6   0  36  17  +19  36
2 Astur City               16   8  6   2  33  18  +15  30
3 Sussex County            16   8  5   3  31  22   +9  29
4 St. John's Athletic      16   7  3   6  16  13   +3  24
5 York City                16   6  6   4  22  23   -1  24
6 South Holland            16   4 11   1  14  10   +4  23
7 Star Point               16   5  4   7  22  26   -4  19
8 Ashley                   16   4  5   7  13  15   -2  17
9 Southampton              16   4  3   9  24  42  -18  15
10 Free State              16   3  5   8  14  19   -5  14
11 Douala                  16   4  2  10  15  25  -10  14
12 Kayserispor             16   3  4   9  16  26  -10  13

NorTel Premiers - Final     P   W  D   L  GF  GA  +/- Pts
C Borussia Victoria        38  23 10   5  69  39  +30  79
2 Sussex County            38  21 11   6  78  47  +31  74
3 St. John's Athletic      38  19 10   9  41  26  +15  67
4 Astur City               38  17 14   7  67  38  +29  65
5 South Holland            38  11 19   8  33  30  +3   52
6 York City                38  11 13  14  56  65   -9  46
7 Free State               38  11 11  16  42  45  -3   44
8 Star Point               38  11  9  18  59  69  -10  42
9 Kayserispor              38  10 10  18  47  70  -23  40
10 Ashley                  38   9 10  19  29  40  -11  37
PL Southampton             38  10  7  21  51  83  -32  37
RE Douala                  38   9  8  21  41  61  -20  35

NorTel State Champs         P   W  D   L  GF  GA  +/- Pts
C Red Star Kinsington      38  23  5  10  85  49  +36  74
P Grays                    38  16 13   9  53  36  +17  61
3 Crossings FC             38  17 10  11  52  43   +9  61
4 Bishop FC                38  16 11  11  73  50  +23  59
5 Orleans Chiefs           38  16 10  12  58  47  +11  58
6 Transvaal Union          38  15 13  10  46  43   +3  58
7 Reds                     38  16 10  12  44  43   +1  58
8 Orange                   38  15 11  12  70  52  +18  56
9 Charlton Blacks          38  15  7  16  61  65   -4  52
10 Blue Star Kinsington    38  15  7  16  63  68   -5  52
11 Fire FCFS               38  13 11  14  39  42   -3  50
12 Cardinal                38  14  7  17  46  49   -3  49
13 Borussia Kalimund       38  14  7  17  57  61   -4  49
14 Astur Depot             38  13  9  16  67  66   +1  48
15 Township                38  13  9  16  52  61   -9  48
16 Blues                   38  14  6  18  56  69  -13  48
17 Sochaux                 38  14  6  18  70  85  -15  48
RE Alexandra Forest        38  14  4  20  39  45   -6  46
RE Greens                  38  13  7  18  43  58  -15  46
RE Port Elizabeth          38   9  7  22  51  93  -42  34

The Playoff Match saw Southampton easily rout Grays 3-1 to keep their slot in the National.

ScotWales Championships     P   W  D   L  GF  GA  +/- Pts
C Hotspur Astur            38  23 12   3  73  31  +42  81
P Sussex                   38  23  7   8  52  24  +28  76
P Ital FC                  38  21  7  10  80  49  +31  70
4 Sparrowhawk              38  18 11   9  48  37  +11  65
5 Wolves                   38  19  6  13  71  46  +25  63
6 Sanetienne               38  17  8  13  45  49   -4  59
7 Sparta Hobarton          38  16 10  12  67  49  +18  58
8 Astur Union              38  15 10  13  63  67   -4  55
9 Stevenage                38  15 10  13  39  32   +7  55
10 West Orange             38  16  7  15  72  68   +4  55
11 Strikers Athletic       38  12 13  13  38  46   -8  49
12 Pietrsberg              38  13  8  17  30  43  -13  47
13 Ninis Forest            38  12 11  15  52  51   +1  47
14 St. Marc Athletic       38  12  9  17  40  51  -11  45
15 Caernafor Union         38  10 10  18  54  68  -14  40
16 Northwest Victoria      38  11  7  20  39  57  -18  40
17 Bishop Saints           38   9 11  18  56  80  -24  38
RE South Amsterdam         38   9  9  20  46  72  -26  36
RE Neuchantel              38   9  9  20  51  75  -24  36
RE Nevis Park              38   7 11  20  50  71  -21  32

ScotWales.1                 P   W   D   L GF  GA  +/- Pts
C Springbok                38  24   7   7 78  42  +36  79
P South Township           38  23   6   9 65  38  +27  75
P North Kimberly           38  21   8   9 77  46  +31  71
4 Lincoln Park             38  18   9  11 46  36  +10  63
5 Ashley Greens            38  17  11  10 66  41  +25  62
6 Rangers                  38  17   9  12 65  58   +7  60
7 Nova Cannes              38  17   8  13 40  31   +9  59
8 Ashburton                38  16  10  12 50  45   +5  58
9 Energy Richmond          38  16   9  13 32  31   +1  57
10 Eiba Union              38  17   4  17 50  56   -6  55
11 Newell's                38  14  12  12 42  42   +0  54
12 Blue Star Point         38  16   3  19 57  70  -13  51
13 Valenciene              38  13   6  19 72  77   -5  45
14 Braia Union             38  12   9  17 44  53   -9  45
15 Shamrock St. John's     38  12   8  18 47  72  -25  44
16 New Astur               38  10  13  15 55  58   -3  43
17 Auxia City              38  12   6  20 58  74  -16  42
RE Southland Union         38   8   8  22 43  68  -25  32
RE Nice-Arezzo             38   6  14  18 24  41  -17  32
RE Provonce                38   7   8  23 29  61  -32  29

ScotWales.2                 P   W   D   L GF  GA  +/- Pts
C Owls Union               38  21   8   9 88  53  +35  71
P Rosa FC                  38  21   8   9 85  47  +38  71
P Loundon FC               38  21   7  10 68  45  +23  70
4 Douala City              38  18  11   9 65  44  +21  65
5 Cannes Union             38  17   8  13 63  49  +14  59
6 Borussia Brescia         38  17   6  15 53  52   +1  57
7 LeCorvail 32             38  16   9  13 42  33   +9  57
8 Sanfei FC                38  16   7  15 51  49   +2  55
9 Charlton Section         38  15  10  13 73  67   +6  55
10 TNS Kodiak              38  14  11  13 58  56   +2  53
11 St. Michael's           38  14   8  16 51  54   -3  50
12 Queens Park             38  12  13  13 51  55   -4  49
13 Cesena FC               38  13   9  16 57  63   -6  48
14 Himara County           38  14   6  18 60  60   +0  48
15 Wellington              38  13   6  19 46  50   -4  45
16 St. Bari                38  13   6  19 41  76  -35  45
17 Port Augustine          38  12   9  17 48  56   -8  45
RE Interlands              38  11  11  16 41  58  -17  44
RE Middlesborough          38  10  11  17 41  59  -18  41
RE St. Helena              38   6   8  24 38  94  -56  26

ScotWales.3                 P   W   D   L GF  GA  +/- Pts
C Kinsingtontown           38  22   6  10 85  50  +35  72
P United Hobart            38  22   6  10 62  34  +28  72
P Transvaal Rangers        38  21   6  11 87  55  +32  69
4 Auxia SW                 38  20   5  13 57  38  +19  65
5 Sion                     38  20   5  13 79  62  +17  65
6 Belhan-Castille          38  18  10  10 64  38  +26  64
7 Kangaroos                38  20   4  14 83  58  +25  64
8 Capital Saints           38  18   4  16 57  55   +2  58
9 Hiberian                 38  15  11  12 62  61   +1  56
10 Northern Isle           38  15   9  14 76  82   -6  54
11 Diamond Rushes          38  13  12  13 54  52   +2  51
12 Pietrsberg Union        38  13  11  14 41  47   -6  50
13 Marseille               38  13  10  15 45  52   -7  49
14 Whitecaps FC            38  14   6  18 60  72  -12  48
15 Young Ones              38  12  10  16 40  45   -5  46
16 New Chelsea             38  13   5  20 50  77  -27  44
RE English Lyon FC         38  13   5  20 62  80  -18  44
RE Derby                   38  11   8  19 45  53   -8  41
RE Saint-Kings             38  10   2  26 47  97  -50  32
RE Abbotsfield             38   7   5  26 42  90  -48  26

Promotion from Home Counties:
Borussia Northwest
Bulldogs Union
Red Pyramid
Caens

Tournament season

While Transvaal Union made another splendid run, it was Borussia Victoria who captured a rare double, scoring the Kodiak Cup over Astur City in a penalty shootout at the newly-opened Beaver Grounds in Livingston.

Free State pulled a rare double in the NorTel Cup, winning over Sussex County at the Red-Green Cricket Grounds for another crown.

[Yiland (Ancient)]

the first ever Yiland Football league season has ended here are the final tables

Division 1 Standings

Team P W D L For Ag +/- Pts
1 Ibrox F.C 38 25 7 6 70 30 +40 82
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2 Rotham F.C 38 22 9 7 85 44 +41 75
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3 Rotham United 38 23 5 10 78 47 +31 74
4 Looe City 38 22 7 9 77 52 +25 73
5 Garr United 38 19 10 9 65 50 +15 67
6 Odadin F.C 38 20 4 14 58 46 +12 64
7 Cliffton City 38 15 10 13 64 48 +16 55
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8 Dondon Town 38 15 7 16 56 63 -7 52
9 Mowcastle United 38 13 13 12 50 48 +2 52
10 Loopkin F.C 38 10 13 15 45 57 -12 43

Division 2 Standings

Team P W D L For Ag +/- Pts
1 Harrron Flyers F.C 38 21 4 13 81 49 +32 67
2 Ander F.C 38 18 7 13 73 45 +28 61
3 Hasser F.C 38 15 10 13 50 54 -4 55
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4 Neverly Town 38 15 9 14 69 57 +12 54
5 Ipsand City 38 14 6 18 42 63 -21 48
6 Eventon Town 38 14 6 18 54 74 -20 48
7 Hadtown F.C 38 12 10 16 52 57 -5 46
8 Rotham Grasshoppers 38 12 9 17 43 52 -9 45
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9 Wensley F.C 38 9 10 19 49 67 -18 37
10 Samba Lightening 38 9 9 20 39 69 -30 36

Division 3 Standings

Team P W D L For Ag +/- Pts
1 Wakford A.F.C 38 17 11 10 55 46 +9 62
2 Daggerfield F.C 38 16 3 19 58 72 -14 51
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3 Bedlamton United 38 13 9 16 43 51 -8 48
4 Ibrox City 38 12 12 14 46 50 -4 48
5 Rotham Rovers 38 13 7 18 56 70 -14 46
6 Badfax Town 38 14 4 20 43 58 -15 46
7 Neverly Park Avenue 38 12 9 17 38 46 -8 45
8 Slide Town 38 10 8 20 38 65 -27 38
9 Wigan Wonder F.C 38 9 9 20 42 70 -28 36
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10 Ibrox F.C 38 8 9 21 36 55 -19 33

Yiland Football Leauge Cup

Garr United 2-1 Rotham F.C (2-1 agg)
Rotham F.C 2-1 Garr United (2-2 AET, 3-4 agg)

Garr United pull off shock to win the first ever YFLC.

[Cafundeu]

The Thirty-First Globe Cup
Eliminatory and Qualifying Stage

Eliminatory Stage:

(COS)              OAS Royal FC    3–2    Port Milne                (SCY)   3–1   0–1 
(JSY) Lisda Lokado Goji Salamjĭ    1–4    Burningham City FC        (OSR)   0–1   1–3 
(STX)           Eastern Rangers  a 2–2    Sporting Iturributa       (ASG)   0–1   2–1 
(MYT)                 1896 Ebor    8–3    Kapitol FC                (CKY)   6–0   2–3 
(JSY)             Noka Mariners    2–0    Arsenrall                 (MNG)   2–0   0–0 
(KPZ)                  Yastrabi    0–3    Casuals Osteria           (KRY)   0–1   0–2 
(STB)               Iskara Daii  a 4–4    Draga Portamonense        (OCE)   3–0   1–4 
(QPM)                 Jonastown    4–6    Borussia Victoria         (NCH)   1–2   3–4 
(DEL)                    Rhodes    4–2    FC Cape St Paul           (PIS)   2–1   2–1 
(CVC)             TFC Lannymore    2–2 p  Zhevassi                  (KPZ)   1–1   1–1  (2–3 pen)
(TAE)            Bayern Phoenix    3-2    Sussex County             (NCH)   2–2   1-0 
(SSO)           Revolutionaries    1–2    Olympique de Fontvielle   (VLD)   0–0   1–2 
(AGU)                   Blén CA    5-1    Royal Rumiatzi            (ASG)   2–0   3–1 
(SAU)                  Bugny FC    2–4    RGS Athletic              (EFL)   1–2   1–2 
(OSR)          Firewood City FC    3-1    Tannenberg FC             (VLD)   1–1   2-0 
(CKY)               FC Stephani    3–2    Lagoon Red Diamonds       (WRL)   3–1   0–1 
(DEL)          Steckholl United    1–2    Alianza Ciruelas          (AGU)   0–1   1–1 
(QPM)        Athletico Palampas    3-5    Lodgertia United          (EFL)   1–4   2–1 
(KYP)           Bay City United    0–3    Juvapanam                 (KPZ)   0–1   0–2 
(TGT)             Sparta Misión    2–4    Iturributa United         (ASG)   1–4   1–0 
(SRZ)            Woodstock Wild    0–4    Zarahemla All-Sport       (TBI)   0–3   0–1 
(MNG)            Skyline United  a 3–3    Racing Club de La Plata   (SEL)   2–0   1–3 
(CLP)   Tout-Puissant Outremont    5–4    AC Espene                 (DEL)   4–2   1–2 
(ACF)                CF Aéropag    5–0    Astur City                (NCH)   3–0   2–0 
(CAF)                Ranca Toco    2–0    Iubesc FC                 (ANT)   2–0   0–0 
(KPZ)                       FKM    4–0    CD Rio Uniao              (OCE)   2–0   2–0 
(EIT)             Cardiologists    5–1    Eau Claire Aris FC        (DAR)   5–0   0–1 
(ERA)                  Vincanto    3-2    Sleepy Hollow CS          (ERP)   3-0   0–2 
(CAF)               CR Submiria    4–3    Ambrose County            (ERP)   4–2   0–1 
(TGT)                 Académica    2–3    San Diego Iguanas         (COM)   2–0   0–3 
(BLK)        VB Vatn Höfninflói    0–6    County Stanley            (ADN)   0–5   0–1 
(VAL)               Mar Sara FC    4–0    Mauntenbörg FC            (SWR)   1–0   3–0 
(PIS)       Jan Mayen Islanders    4–1    Mountain FC               (LEN)   1–0   3–1 
(SCY)             Indica United    1–5    Orthopedists              (EIT)   1–1   0–4 
(ABK)              Lalard Tanks    1–2    Atlantea Hurricanes       (TAE)   0–0   1–2 
(VAL)               AC Valanari    3–6    Mountbatten Junction      (ADN)   1–3   2–3 
(CVC)               Athens Town    1–1 p  Phoenix Flames            (SRZ)   1–0   0–1  (6–7 pen)
(ERA)                  Charzzan    0–5    Avidia United             (KRY)   0–2   0–3 
(MYT)           Atletik Thessia    6–1    Red Star Kemenovsk FC     (CHK)   3–0   3–1 
(SAU)                 Riverside    1–5    Corinthian Spirits        (STB)   0–2   1–3

Qualifying Stage:

(WRL)                  Navel FC    3–1    Borussia Victoria         (NCH)   3–0   0–1 
(COM)         San Diego Iguanas    7–0    FC Alaer                  (KYP)   5–0   2–0 
(EFL)          Lodgertia United    2-1    St. Patrick’s             (SNO)   0–0   2-1 
(PIS)       East Franz Athletic    4–3    Vincanto                  (ERA)   3–0   1–3 
(VAL)                  Ibini FC    4–0    Pythons                   (QPM)   3–0   1–0 
(STB)               Iskara Daii    3–1    OAS Royal FC              (COS)   1–1   2–0 
(MYT)           Atletik Thessia    5–3    FKM                       (KPZ)   3–2   2–1 
(ACF)                CF Aéropag    0–5    County Stanley            (ADN)   0–3   0–2 
(AGU)                   Blén CA    5–2    Knights                   (ZRB)   4–2   1–0 
(VAL)              Char Sara FC  a 3–3    RGS Athletic              (EFL)   1–1   2–2 
(ADN)        Djei Sporting Club    3–4    Alianza Ciruelas          (AGU)   2–0   1–4 
(DEL)              Catherina FC    1–2    Surgeons                  (EIT)   1–0   0–2 
(STX)           Eastern Rangers    1–4    Northtown United          (ADN)   1–2   0–2 
(PAS)              Santos Luega    3-4    Fontvielle Impact         (VLD)   1–0   2-4 
(TBI)       Zarahemla All-Sport    1–5    Zhevassi                  (KPZ)   0–2   1–3 
(ASG)         Iturributa United    4–3    Club Stein-los            (PAS)   2–1   2–2 
(ANT)          Dragoste Dragons    1–5    Pulmonologists            (EIT)   1–1   0–4 
(VAL)               Mar Sara FC    7–1    Saugerties Snakes         (SRZ)   4–1   3–0 
(OSR)        Burningham City FC    3–0    FC Stephani               (CKY)   3–0   0–0 
(CAF)               CR Submiria    3-2    Mort Park                 (WZI)   2-1   1–1 
(CLP)   Tout-Puissant Outremont    0–2    Firewood City FC          (OSR)   0–0   0–2 
(KRY)             Avidia United    7–3    Skyline United            (MNG)   3–1   4–2 
(COM)         Dawson Springs FC    2–2 a  Noka Mariners             (JSY)   1–2   1-0 
(TBI)                Belgium FC    6–0    Montréal                  (CLP)   4–0   2–0 
(ASG)               Ituraitz FC    1–4    Juvapanam                 (KPZ)   0–2   1–2 
(CAF)                Ranca Toco    6–0    Dover City                (TBI)   5–0   1–0 
(PAS)             CA Paulinthal    7–3    Jan Mayen Islanders       (PIS)   4–0   3–3 
(DEL)                    Rhodes    4–2    AFC Tranzversa            (SWR)   3–1   1–1 
(CHK)             PSV Stavropol    0–3    Olympique de Fontvielle   (VLD)   0–1   0–2 
(EIT)             Cardiologists    4–1    1896 Ebor                 (MYT)   3–1   1–0 
(VLD)     Metropolis Alligators    6–4    Emberton Reds             (KRY)   3–4   3–0 
(KRY)           Casuals Osteria    4–1    Bede City                 (LEN)   2–0   2–1 
(ADN)      Mountbatten Junction    5–2    Stanley United            (WZI)   2–0   3–2 
(STX)       Cape Renko Dolphins    1–5    Atlantea Hurricanes       (TAE)   0–2   1–3 
(TAE)            Bayern Phoenix    0–6    Atlético Jutense          (CAF)   0–4   0–2 
(STB)        Corinthian Spirits    2–7    Ojedo Cerro               (AGU)   1–2   1–5 
(JSY)                 Carter FC    5–0    Phoenix Flames            (SRZ)   5–0   0–0 
(EIT)              Orthopedists    1–6    Cafundó do Juta           (CAF)   1–1   0–5

Group Stage - the draw:

Notes:
- the 10 eliminated teams in the playoff stage of the TQCC enter here
- teams from the same country cannot be put in the same group
- groups cannot have more than 2 teams coming from the TQCC (teams coming from GC qualifying are counted as GC-teams)


Group A
Northtown United (ADN)
Cafundó do Juta (CAF)
Rhodes (DEL)
Talbott (LEN)

Group B
East Franz Athletic (PIS)
Blén CA (AGU)
CR Submiria (CAF)
Mountbatten Junction (ADN)

Group C
Avidia United (KRY)
Navel FC (WRL)
Battle (ZRB)
Fontvielle Impact (VLD)

Group D
San Diego Iguanas (COM)
Ojedo Cerro (AGU)
Navel Sharks (WRL)
Ibini FC (VAL)

Group E
Mar Sara FC (VAL)
Zhevassi (KPZ)
Augustus (QPM)
Mallox (COS)

Group F
Olympique de Fontvielle (VLD)
Atlantea Hurricanes (TAE)
Belgium FC (TBI)
County Stanley (ADN)

Group G
Metropolis Alligators (VLD)
Iskara Daii (STB)
Gimnasia (KPZ)
Noka Mariners (JSY)

Group H
Alianza Ciruelas (AGU)
Atletik Thessia (MYT)
Char Sara FC (VAL)
South Coast United (JSY)

Group I
Iturributa United (ASG)
Burningham City FC (OSR)
Ranca Toco (CAF)
Lodgertia United (EFL)

Group J
Beningrad (SNO)
Casuals Osteria (KRY)
Pulmonologists (EIT)
SK Franz Josef City (PIS)

Group K
Carter FC (JSY)
CA Paulinthal (PAS)
Surgeons (EIT)
Atlético Jutense (CAF)

Group L
Juvapanam (KPZ)
Cardiologists (EIT)
Royal Emberton (KRY)
Firewood City FC (OSR)

[Megadia]

Megadian Pro League

Since Megadia have returned to international football they have decided to relaunch the Pro League. The league is looking for some talented foreign players, please contact Michel Kalmakzi, Chairman of the Megadian Pro League Committee if you would like to submit some players for the league and teams will offer your player a contract.

Here is the teams competing (Stadiums are on the right):

1. Megatropolis All-Stars - MTC MEGAdome (94,345)
2. Uizasd Firefoxes - West Uizasd Park (37,450)
3. Megatropolis Sea-Devils - The Mega Bay Oval (22,000)
4. Treyfield Rovers - Treyfield Fort (7,820)
5. Xzewr Islanders - Port Cvvar (14,250)
6. Crexz Pirates - The Harbour Ground (12,000)
7. Richesanto Millionaires - The Stadium of Dreams (85,000)
8. Pooriqwa Danger - Danger Park (4,600)
9. Newtown Albion - Ultra Arena (52,000)
10. Qweye Centurions - The Colosseum (18,250)
11. Little Megatropolis Wanderers - The Little Ground (1,600)
12. Capitolia City - Capitolia Stadium (45,000)
13. Kings Valley Diamonds - MEGA Diamond Arena (175,000)
14. Lower Megadonia - Region of Lower Megadonia Stadium (30,000)
15. Higher Megadonia - Solar Park (67,500)
16. New Megadia - National Stadium (25,000)
17. Megatropolis City - City of Megatropolis Stadium (55,000)
18. Uizasd Daredevils - Stadium of Flames (62,500)

[Kagdazka and Pazhujebu]

a magazine

TIME FOR OUR WORLD-FAMOUS UICA ANALYSIS!!! BUCKLE UP!!!

Listen up, Pazhujebi football fans! Even you Kagdaz losers too! Our national team sucks! Stop following them! It's just depressing! People have enough reasons to jump off bridges as it is without hearing about how the Urchins keep choking at the final hurdle! Do you really want to open your copy of Pazhujebi Sport and hear about how the Federation national team is about to drop out of the top thirty in the KPB rankings! Hell no you don't! So how about something that's always fun, year in and year out: the TQCC and the Globe Cup!

It's all kicking off, and the preliminary rounds are in the books. So, if your favorite club finished in the top five of the KPFA League First Division last season, we either have some very good or very bad news coming! Put down your coffee!!!

GIMNASIA SURPRISE PASARGAN CHAMPIONS; NARROWLY LOSE TO SOME ELVES!

Normally this magazine takes a dim view of anything Kagdaz, especially Gimnasia. Remember, we at Pazhujebi Sport are totally in the tank for Zhevassi most of the time, and the Galacticos and the Gypsies aren't exactly the best of friends right now. But we have to give it to them, they really handed Pasargan giants Santos Luega their asses over two legs in the third preliminary round. Lyonya Filipov shocked the vaguely-Hispanic-sounding side by collecting a hat-trick in the away leg before his side returned to Gelendzhik Stadion for a perfunctory one nil win.

The teal and wisteria were two legs away from a momentous achievement: the TQCC group stage. But a brutal draw saw them matched up against legendary Starblaydi club Telecontarë in the playoff round, and though Gimnasia gave it their best and nearly forced extra time over two legs, a late goal from the all-elven team saw them relegated to the Globe Cup. It was a bit of a farce, really; after all, Telecontarë are not even champions of their domestic league (Liga Calania) but were classified as such for the TQCC seedings! Start rabbling, everybody!

Then again, when you consider that ten years ago Gimnasia were just barely staying in the First Division, leaking goals like the Dallas girls leak... well, you know what... all we're saying is that the Gypsies will be perfectly happy to be given a spot in the Globe Cup group stage.

NAVEL FC DOMINATED BY YASTRABI IN SECOND LEG, BUT SCRAPE THROUGH!

It's really too bad, because they really looked great over the last third of the 5250 season, but the amber-and-white-team from Dyurtyuli were desperately disappointing over three of their four matches in the UICA competitions. Maybe they remembered they were Kagdaz, thereby ruining their self-esteem... or maybe it was the fact that they had to play far, far away from their icy fortress up north. Either way, they basically sucked... except for that second leg against Los Rojos, as they are known in the Whirl Islands.

Yastrabi had lost the away leg four one, and didn't seem to have a chance on paper. But they came out the traps at the Ice Cube, firing on all cylinders, and Rejiharbajan Yir scored in the eighth minute by beating an offside trap and rounding the Navel FC keeper. A new Hawks signing, the Cotdelapomais Patrice Proulx, headed in a corner in the twenty-second minute, and it was on... one more goal and Yastrabi would have drawn level on aggregate, leading on away goals.

But Los Rojos hung on for dear life, and the two nil scoreline was good enough to send them through in the end. Theoretically, it wasn't over for Yastrabi, but their Globe Cup eliminatory stage opponents, Krytenians Casual Osteria, were simply too good defensively, and a three nil defeat on aggregate ended their UICA dreams.

UNIMPRESSIVE PEOPLE'S CLUB DESTROYED BY PASSIONATE MYTANARS!

Despite going into the 5250 season proclaiming themselves title contenders, FKM fell apart in the middle of the domestic season and wound up finishing third in the table. Surely they'd got it out of their system, right! Nope. The orange and silver clobbered CD Rio Uniao, but reprised their terrible form against their next opposition, Atletik Thessia. It was almost hilarious; they had absolutely no answer for Ole van Jendrisen, and the pale-blue-clad club scored with ease in both legs.

KIRIL AKHMETBEKOV GIVEN WARM WELCOME IN RETURN TO ZHEVASSI! NOT!!!

It has been several years since center back Kiril Akhmetbekov joined Babbage powerhouse Zarahemla All-Sport for mysterious reasons. The former Zhevassi player's form has drooped in that time, as his first year with his new club ended in the bottom half of the table. All-Sport have now put it back together well enough to get into the Globe Cup, but who did they get in the qualifying stage of that tournament? Zhevassi, of course! True to form, the Galacticos laid waste to Akhmetbekov's side, targeting him in particular. The comprehensive victory sent Zhevassi through to the Globe Cup group stage.

INVINCIBLES JUST THAT AS THEY STAMPEDE INTO GROUP STAGE!

What an unbelievable run! Despite being five, count them, five rounds away from an improbable Globe Cup group stage qualification, Juvapanam pulled a rabbit and a half out of their once-ragged-looking hat and their long journey has ended in joy! The remarkable thing about it: it never looked difficult for them. Sorthern midfielder Arnold Tnetennba put the side on his shoulders and in the end all but one tie was won easily by the sky and silver (the exception being a tense affair versus Miron Stefanyshyn's Worcester Hearts, in which Kimeileandro Iamaxiro scored an extra-time screamer to transform the Sampa Gumbada Stidiyama into a cauldron of screaming maniacs). We at Pazhujebi Sport genuinely mean it when we say this: best of luck to them in the group stage.

GROUP DRAW RELEASED! ZHEVASSI ALREADY THROUGH, JUVAPANAM SCREWED!

Despite getting Vanorian juggernaut Mar Sara, the Galacticos look the safest bet to go through of all the Federation clubs in the group stage. The other teams in Group E are Augustus and Mallox of Queer Poco el Mono Ara and Cosumar respectively, and while those two come from established footballing countries, they have little pedigree on the international club football stage. Or at least not as much as Zhevassi.

Meanwhile, Group G sees former Globe Cup champions Metropolis Alligators, Starblaydi legends Iskara Daii, and Jasĭyun's mid-table specialists Noka Mariners. Though on paper Gimnasia don't have a prayer, the Daii are no longer the behemoth they were many decades ago and Noka Mariners' form has been inconsistent lately. Don't get us wrong, the Gypsies are still highly likely to be unceremoniously dumped out, it's just that they're not as bad off as Juvapanam...

...who've got Cardiologists, Royal Emberton, and Firewood City in a horribly tough Group L. It's not impossible for them to go through, of course; the nickname 'The Invincibles' didn't just pop out of thin air; but with all four clubs thoroughly deserving an escape from the group, the sky and silver might want to focus on the First Division and let their Globe Cup hopes go.

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Thirty-Fourth TakilQuip Champions’ Cup—Group Stage

Group winners and runners-up qualified for TakilQuip Champions’ Cup first knockout round
Third-placed teams qualified for Globe Cup first knockout round

⁠  Group A                        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   L93  Yub  ESF  Con
1 Litala ’93                MYT    6    3   2   1    10    7   +3    11*   —   2–2  4–1  2–1
2 Yuba United               COM    6    3   2   1    14    7   +7    11*  0–1   —   3–0  4–0
3 Club ESF                  VAL    6    2   0   4     9   14   −5     6   3–1  3–4   —   1–2
4 CA Condadore              AGU    6    1   2   3     4    9   −5     5   0–0  1–1  0–1   — 
* Litala ’93 ahead of Yuba United on head-to-head points

⁠  Group B                        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   GFC  Neu  RKh  Kin
1 Great Falls Cymru         TBI    6    4   2   0    14    8   +6    14    —   3–3  4–1  3–2
2 Neurologists              EIT    6    3   2   1     9    5   +4    11   0–1   —   1–0  2–0
3 Royal Khaldoon            QPM    6    1   2   3     8   12   −4     5   2–2  1–3   —   3–1
4 Kinney Road               ADN    6    0   2   4     4   10   −6     2   0–1  0–0  1–1   —

⁠  Group C                        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   Tel  Sav  OuB  BrH
1 Telecontarë               STB    6    3   3   0     9    3   +6    12    —   2–0  1–1  3–0
2 Qidade Savana             JSY    6    3   2   1    12   11   +1    11   2–2   —   2–1  3–2
3 Ousevale Borough          KRY    6    2   3   1     7    5   +2     9   0–0  2–2   —   1–0
4 Bradley Hornets           WZI    6    0   0   6     4   13   −9     0   0–1  2–3  0–2   —

⁠  Group D                        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   HHi  PSA  FxR  Dov
1 Hightop Hill              SNO    6    4   1   1    13    5   +8    13    —   0–1  5–0  2–1
2 Petardos S/A              CAF    6    3   3   0     9    4   +5    12   2–2   —   2–0  2–0
3 Foxchester Raiders        STB    6    2   1   3     6   12   −6     7   1–2  1–1   —   3–2
4 Dover City                LEN    6    0   1   5     4   11   −7     1   0–2  1–1  0–1   —

⁠  Group E                        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   SCP  Psy  PZe  RVA
1 Sonoma Center Panthers    COM    6    3   1   2     7    8   −1    10    —   1–0  2–3  1–1
2 Psychiatrists             EIT    6    3   0   3    10    5   +5     9*  0–1   —   4–0  3–1
3 Polar Zenith              ZRB    6    3   0   3    11   14   −3     9*  3–0  2–1   —   1–2
4 Royal Vosaroni Antenelli  ERA    6    2   1   3    10   11   −1     7   1–2  0–2  5–2   — 
* Psychiatrists ahead of Polar Zenith on head-to-head goal difference

⁠  Group F                        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   HMB  Dec  Tal  Hon
1 High Mountain Buffalo     JSY    6    3   3   0     9    6   +3    12    —   1–0  2–2  3–2
2 Decraa United             MYT    6    2   1   3     7    8   −1     7*  1–1   —   4–2  2–1
3 Tallyn Rovers             ADN    6    1   4   1     7    8   −1     7*  1–1  1–0   —   0–0
4 Hondo FC                  VAL    6    1   2   3     6    7   −1     5   0–1  2–0  1–1   — 
* Decraa United ahead of Tallyn Rovers on wins

⁠  Group G                        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   CCo  CaD  UCi  HDi
1 Clube Comercial           CAF    6    6   0   0    12    2  +10    18    —   1–0  2–0  3–0
2 Canalave Dragons          VLD    6    3   0   3     5    5    0     9   0–1   —   2–1  1–0
3 Unión de Ciudagua         AGU    6    2   0   4     7    9   −2     6   2–3  2–1   —   2–0
4 Hastmead Diamante CFC     OSR    6    1   0   5     1    9   −8     3   0–2  0–1  1–0   —

⁠  Group H                        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   Kag  RCU  GrT  Eld
1 Kagoshima Phoenix         COM    6    4   0   2    11    5   +6    12*   —   2–0  3–1  0–1
2 Raynor City United        VAL    6    4   0   2    10    6   +4    12*  2–1   —   1–0  3–0
3 Grasshoppers Turic FC     OSR    6    2   1   3     4    6   −2     7   0–1  2–1   —   0–0
4 Eldorado                  CAF    6    1   1   4     3   11   −8     4   1–4  1–3  0–1   — 
* Kagoshima Phoenix ahead of Raynor City United on head-to-head goal difference

First knockout round draw
Decraa United (MYT)–Telecontarë (STB)
Canalave Dragons (VLD)–Kagoshima Phoenix (COM)
Petardos S/A (CAF)–Sonoma Center Panthers (COM)
Neurologists (EIT)–Hightop Hill (SNO)
Yuba United (COM)–Great Falls Cymru (TBI)
Psychiatrists (EIT)–High Mountain Buffalo (JSY)
Raynor City United (VAL)–Litala ’93 (MYT)
Qidade Savana (JSY)–Clube Comercial (CAF)

Quarterfinal draw
Canalave Dragons (VLD) or Kagoshima Phoenix (COM)–Petardos S/A (CAF) or Sonoma Center Panthers (COM)
Qidade Savana (JSY) or Clube Comercial (CAF)–Yuba United (COM) or Great Falls Cymru (TBI)
Raynor City United (VAL) or Litala ’93 (MYT)–Decraa United (MYT) or Telecontarë (STB)
Psychiatrists (EIT) or High Mountain Buffalo (JSY)–Neurologists (EIT) or Hightop Hill (SNO)

Semifinal draw
winner QF3–winner QF4
winner QF2–winner QF1

Final draw
winner SF2–winner SF1 (at Mikael Dasra Memorial Stadium, Göteborg, Swartaz)

Thirty-First AalborgPettersen Series B Champions’ Cup—Group Stage

Group winners and runners-up qualified for first knockout round

⁠  Group A                        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   RCr  SJo  PKD  Wer
1 Racing Cruzeira           QPM    6    4   1   1    10    3   +7    13    —   4–2  1–0  2–0
2 São Jorge                 CAF    6    3   2   1     7    5   +2    11   1–0   —   0–0  1–0
3 Pórto-Khe Dolophónoi      COM    6    2   3   1     5    3   +2     9   0–0  1–1   —   3–1
4 FC Weron                  CKY    6    0   0   6     1   12  −11     0   0–3  0–2  0–1   —

⁠  Group B                        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   KaU  Ter  RVa  BlB
1 Kallia United             KRY    6    3   3   0    11    7   +4    12    —   1–1  2–1  2–1
2 FC Terranova              WRL    6    3   2   1    11    7   +4    11   1–3   —   1–1  4–1
3 Real Valencia             TBI    6    1   2   3     6    8   −2     5   1–1  0–2   —   3–1
4 Blacklake Blues           TAE    6    1   1   4     7   13   −6     4   2–2  1–2  1–0   —

⁠  Group C                        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   CaF  Mon  Kit  CTr
1 Canfudea Factory          EIT    6    2   3   1    10    6   +4     9*   —   1–1  1–1  2–1
2 AS Montreux               VLD    6    2   3   1     7    7    0     9*  0–4   —   2–0  0–0
3 FK SV Kitzbuhel ’66       MYT    6    2   3   1     7    7    0     9*  1–1  1–1   —   3–2
4 CSD Trecelunas            AGU    6    1   1   4     6   10   −4     4   2–1  1–3  0–1   — 

* Canfudea Factory ahead of AS Montreux ahead of FK SV Kitzbuhel ’66 on head-to-head points:
1 Canfudea Factory          EIT    4    1   3   0     7    3   +4     6
2 AS Montreux               VLD    4    1   2   1     4    6   −2     5
3 FK SV Kitzbuhel ’66       MYT    4    0   3   1     3    5   −2     3

⁠  Group D                        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   Ban  Cor  Hal  Oya
1 Bannabridge               SNO    6    4   1   1    11    4   +7    13    —   3–2  0–0  4–0
2 Cordubovica Falcons       COM    6    4   0   2    15    6   +9    12   2–0   —   5–1  3–0
3 Hallad Reavers            STB    6    1   2   3     4   12   −8     5   0–3  0–2   —   2–1
4 Oyardo FC                 ASG    6    1   1   4     4   12   −8     4   0–1  2–1  1–1   —

⁠  Group E                        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   EJu  Sar  DPe  Lig
1 Esportivo Jutense         CAF    6    4   2   0    16    7   +9    14    —   3–2  2–2  5–0
2 SC Sardin                 PAS    6    2   3   1     9    8   +1     9   2–2   —   0–0  1–0
3 Desportivo Penarosso      OCE    6    1   3   2     5    6   −1     6   0–1  0–1   —   0–0
4 Liginara FC               EFL    6    0   2   4     6   15   −9     2   1–3  3–3  2–3   —

⁠  Group F                        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   WGo  Var  ReT  Nor
1 AFC West Gorton           MYT    6    3   1   2    16    9   +7    10    —   3–2  2–2  7–0
2 Varzeano                  CAF    6    3   0   3    12    9   +3     9*  1–0   —   3–0  2–0
3 Reading Town              SNO    6    2   3   1     9    9    0     9*  2–0  4–3   —   1–1
4 Norton                    KRY    6    1   2   3     5   15  −10     5   2–4  2–1  0–0   — 
* Varzeano ahead of Reading Town on wins

⁠  Group G                        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   Ant  StR  YEq  DTo
1 Antiguoko FC              ASG    6    4   1   1     8    4   +4    13    —   1–0  0–4  2–0
2 St Raphael B’ing Bishops  JSY    6    3   1   2    10    8   +2    10   0–3   —   3–1  3–0
3 Yuzhny Equinox FC         PIS    6    3   0   3    12    8   +4     9   0–2  1–2   —   3–0
4 Deportivo Torrente        TGT    6    0   2   4     3   13  −10     2   0–0  2–2  1–3   —

⁠  Group H                        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   WoU  EnR  25M  NLi
1 Workers United            SNO    6    3   3   0     9    5   +4    12    —   1–0  2–0  2–2
2 Endoplasmatic Reticulum   ZRB    6    2   3   1    10    8   +2     9*  1–1   —   1–1  3–1
3 XXV de Maio               CAF    6    2   3   1     7    7    0     9*  1–1  1–1   —   2–1
4 New Lincoln               SRZ    6    0   1   5     9   15   −6     1   1–2  3–4  1–2   — 
* Endoplasmatic Reticulum ahead of XXV de Maio on goal difference

First knockout round draw
SC Sardin (PAS)–Kallia United (KRY)
Endoplasmatic Reticulum (ZRB)–Antiguoko FC (ASG)
Cordubovica Falcons (COM)–Esportivo Jutense (CAF)
FC Terranova (WRL)–Workers United (SNO)
AS Montreux (VLD)–Racing Cruzeira (QPM)
St Raphael B’ing Bishops (JSY)–AFC West Gorton (MYT)
Varzeano (CAF)–Canfudea Factory (EIT)
São Jorge (CAF)–Bannabridge (SNO)

Quarterfinal draw
São Jorge (CAF) or Bannabridge (SNO)–Endoplasmatic Reticulum (ZRB) or Antiguoko FC (ASG)
Cordubovica Falcons (COM) or Esportivo Jutense (CAF)–Varzeano (CAF) or Canfudea Factory (EIT)
SC Sardin (PAS) or Kallia United (KRY)–FC Terranova (WRL) or Workers United (SNO)
AS Montreux (VLD) or Racing Cruzeira (QPM)–St Raphael B’ing Bishops (JSY) or AFC West Gorton (MYT)

Semifinal draw
winner QF3–winner QF4
winner QF2–winner QF1

Final draw
winner SF2–winner SF1 (at Novo Olímpico Imperial, São Jorge, Cafundéu)

[Cafundeu]

The Thirty-First Globe Cup
Group Stage Results

Group A

  Group A                        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   CJU  NOR  TAL  RHO
1 Cafundó do Juta           CAF    6    5   1   0    20    5  +15    16    —   3–2  5–1  3–0
2 Northtown United          ADN    6    2   3   1    12   10   +2     9   1–1   —   2–2  3–1
3 Talbott                   LEN    6    1   2   3     7   15   −8     5   0–5  1–2   —   2–0
4 Rhodes                    DEL    6    0   2   4     5   14   −9     2   1–3  2–2  1–1   — 

Group B

  Group B                        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   MJU  EFA  BLE  SUB
1 Mountbatten Junction      ADN    6    4   2   0    17    3  +14    14    —   6–0  4–0  3–0
2 East Franz Athletic       PIS    6    2   1   3     6   10   −4     7   0–1   —   3–0  1–1
3 Blén CA                   AGU    6    2   1   3     6   11   −5     7   2–2  1–2   —   2–0
4 CR Submiria               CAF    6    1   2   3     3    8   −5     5   1–1  1–0  0–1   — 

* East Franz Athletic in front of Blén CA due to goal difference

Group C

  Group C                        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   BAT  AVI  FIM  NAV
1 Battle                    ZRB    6    3   2   1     9    6   +3    11    —   1–0  2–1  1–1
2 Avidia United             KRY    6    2   3   1     6    3   +3     9   1–1   —   2–0  2–0
3 Fontvielle Impact         VLD    6    2   1   3     8    9   −1     7   2–1  1–1   —   3–1
4 Navel FC                  WRL    6    1   2   3     5   10   −5     5   1–3  0–0  2–1   — 

Group D

  Group D                        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   IBI  SDI  NSH  OJC
1 Ibini FC                  VAL    6    5   0   1    16    6  +10    15    —   2–1  1–2  5–1
2 San Diego Iguanas         COM    6    3   0   3     8    9   −1     9   0–3   —   2–0  2–1
3 Navel Sharks              WRL    6    2   1   3     8   11   −3     7   0–2  2–3   —   3–2
4 Ojedo Cerro               AGU    6    1   1   4     8   14   −6     4   2–3  1–0  1–1   — 

Group E

  Group E                        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   MSA  ZHE  MAL  AUG
1 Mar Sara FC               VAL    6    4   1   1    13    5   +8    13    —   4–2  2–1  4–0
2 Zhevassi                  KPZ    6    3   1   2    10    9   +1    10   1–0   —   0–1  2–1
3 Mallox                    COS    6    2   0   4     5    9   −4     6   0–2  0–2   —   0–1
4 Augustus                  QPM    6    1   2   3     8   13   −5     5   1–1  3–3  2–3   — 

Group F

  Group F                        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   BEL  COS  OLF  ATH
1 Belgium FC                TBI    6    3   3   0    11    7   +4    12    —   0–0  3–2  3–1
2 County Stanley            ADN    6    3   2   1    11    5   +6    11   2–2   —   6–0  2–0
3 Olympique de Fontvielle   VLD    6    2   1   3    12   15   −3     7   2–3  3–0   —   2–2
4 Atlantea Hurricanes       TAE    6    0   2   4     4   11   −7     2   0–0  0–1  1–3   — 

Group G

  Group G                        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   NOK  MEA  ISD  GIM
1 Noka Mariners             JSY    6    4   0   2     9    7   +2    12    —   1–3  3–1  1–0
2 Metropolis Alligators     VLD    6    3   2   1     9    4   +5    11   1–2   —   2–0  0–0
3 Iskara Daii               STB    6    3   1   2     8    7   +1    10   1–0  1–1   —   3–0
4 Gimnasia                  KPZ    6    0   1   5     2   10   −8     1   1–2  0–2  1–2   — 

Group H

  Group H                        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   ATT  ALC  CHS  SCU
1 Atletik Thessia           MYT    6    3   2   1    13    9   +4    11    —   1–0  4–1  1–1
2 Alianza Ciruelas          AGU    6    3   0   3     8    7   +1     9   2–4   —   1–0  0–1
3 Char Sara FC              VAL    6    2   1   3     9   10   −1     7   3–1  1–2   —   2–0
4 South Coast United        JSY    6    1   3   2     6   10   −4     6   2–2  0–3  2–2   — 

Group I

  Group I                        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   RCT  ITU  BUC  LOD
1 Ranca Toco                CAF    6    5   1   0    19    4  +15    16    —   1–0  3–1  4–0
2 Iturributa United         ASG    6    2   2   2     6    5   +1     8   1–1   —   0–0  3–0
3 Burningham City FC        OSR    6    2   1   3    10   14   −4     7   2–7  2–0   —   2–0
4 Lodgertia United          EFL    6    1   0   5     5   17  −12     3   0–3  1–2  4–3   — 

Group J

  Group J                        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   BEN  CAO  PUL  FJC
1 Beningrad                 SNO    6    3   2   1    13    5   +8    11    —   4–1  0–1  4–1
2 Casuals Osteria           KRY    6    3   2   1    10    7   +3    11   1–1   —   1–1  3–1
3 Pulmonologists            EIT    6    3   2   1     7    6   +1    11   1–1  0–3   —   2–1
4 SK Franz Josef City       PIS    6    0   0   6     3   15  −12     0   0–3  0–1  0–2   — 

* Beningrad in front of both Casuals Osteria and Pulmonologists due to goal difference
* Casuals Osteria in front of Pulmonologists due to goal difference

Group K

  Group K                        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   CFC  AJU  CAP  SUR
1 Carter FC                 JSY    6    4   1   1    11    7   +4    13    —   0–0  0–1  4–2
2 Atlético Jutense          CAF    6    2   2   2     9    7   +2     8   1–2   —   2–0  3–1
3 CA Paulinthal             PAS    6    2   2   2     8    9   −1     8   1–2  2–2   —   3–3
4 Surgeons                  EIT    6    1   1   4    10   15   −5     4   2–3  2–1  0–1   — 

* Atlético Jutense in front of CA Paulinthal due to goal difference

Group L

  Group L                        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   CAR  REM  JUV  FIR
1 Cardiologists             EIT    6    4   0   2    16    8   +8    12    —   5–2  3–1  2–0
2 Royal Emberton            KRY    6    3   2   1    10    9   +1    11   2–1   —   2–1  1–1
3 Juvapanam                 KPZ    6    2   1   3     8   11   −3     7   2–1  1–1   —   2–0
4 Firewood City FC          OSR    6    1   1   4     6   12   −6     4   1–4  0–2  4–1   — 

Round of 32 - the draw:

Notes:
- a team cannot face another team that has qualified from the same group
- pot 1 teams will play the first game away
- 3rd placed teams from the group stage of the TQCC enter in this stage
- the four best of them (TQCC teams - criteria is TQCC group stage performance) go to pot 1
- the four worst of them (TQCC teams) go to pot 2

Pot 1: Cafundó do Juta (CAF); Mountbatten Junction (ADN); Battle (ZRB); Ibini FC (VAL); Mar Sara FC (VAL); Belgium FC (TBI); Noka Mariners (JSY); Atletik Thessia (MYT); Ranca Toco (CAF); Beningrad (SNO); Carter FC (JSY); Cardiologists (EIT); Polar Zenith (ZRB); Ousevale Borough (KRY); Grasshoppers Turic FC (OSR); Foxchester Raiders (STB).

Pot 2: Northtown United (ADN); East Franz Athletic (PIS); Avidia United (KRY); San Diego Iguanas (COM); Zhevassi (KPZ); County Stanley (ADN); Metropolis Alligators (VLD); Alianza Ciruelas (AGU); Iturributa United (ASG); Casuals Osteria (KRY); Atlético Jutense (CAF); Royal Emberton (KRY); Tallyn Rovers (ADN); Unión de Ciudagua (AGU); Club ESF (VAL); Royal Khaldoon (QPM).

The games (Round of 32 - Dezesseis-avos de Final):

D1- Casuals Osteria (KRY) x Foxchester Raiders (STB)
D2- Tallyn Rovers (ADN) x Battle (ZRB)
D3- Royal Khaldoon (QPM) x Cardiologists (EIT)
D4- Avidia United (KRY) x Polar Zenith (ZRB)
D5- County Stanley (ADN) x Ousevale Borough (KRY)
D6- East Franz Athletic (PIS) x Cafundó do Juta (CAF)
D7- San Diego Iguanas (COM) x Mar Sara FC (VAL)
D8- Unión de Ciudagua (AGU) x Belgium FC (TBI)
D9- Zhevassi (KPZ) x Beningrad (SNO)
D10- Alianza Ciruelas (AGU) x Ranca Toco (CAF)
D11- Iturributa United (ASG) x Atletik Thessia (MYT)
D12- Metropolis Alligators (VLD) x Ibini FC (VAL)
D13- Club ESF (VAL) x Mountbatten Junction (ADN)
D14- Royal Emberton (KRY) x Noka Mariners (JSY)
D15- Northtown United (ADN) x Carter FC (JSY)
D16- Atlético Jutense (CAF) x Grasshoppers Turic FC (OSR)


Oitavas-de-final draw:

D1 x D2 - OF1
D3 x D4 - OF2
D5 x D6 - OF3
D7 x D8 - OF4
D9 x D10 - OF5
D11 x D12 - OF6
D13 x D14 - OF7
D15 x D16 - OF8

Quarterfinals:

OF2 x OF1 - QF1
OF4 x OF3 - QF2
OF6 x OF5 - QF3
OF8 x OF7 - QF4

Semifinals:

QF2 x QF1 - SF1
QF4 x QF3 - SF2

Final:

SF1 x SF2 - single game, to be played in the Alesanka Park, in Yuba (Paripana)

[Commerce Heights]

Thirty-Fourth TakilQuip Champions’ Cup—Knockout Phase

First knockout round

(MYT)             Decraa United    3–2    Telecontarë               (STB)   1–1   2–1  (aet)
(VLD)          Canalave Dragons    3–3 a  Kagoshima Phoenix         (COM)   2–3   1–0 
(CAF)              Petardos S/A    4–3    Sonoma Center Panthers    (COM)   1–2   3–1 
(EIT)              Neurologists    3–0    Hightop Hill              (SNO)   2–0   1–0 
(COM)               Yuba United    3–2    Great Falls Cymru         (TBI)   3–1   0–1 
(EIT)             Psychiatrists    1–4    High Mountain Buffalo     (JSY)   0–3   1–1 
(VAL)        Raynor City United    4–1    Litala ’93                (MYT)   3–0   1–1 
(JSY)             Qidade Savana    5–4    Clube Comercial           (CAF)   4–2   1–2

Quarterfinals

(COM)         Kagoshima Phoenix    2–7    Petardos S/A              (CAF)   1–3   1–4 
(JSY)             Qidade Savana    1–4    Yuba United               (COM)   0–1   1–3 
(VAL)        Raynor City United    3–2    Decraa United             (MYT)   2–0   1–2 
(JSY)     High Mountain Buffalo    6–1    Neurologists              (EIT)   4–1   2–0

Semifinals

(VAL)        Raynor City United    8–1    High Mountain Buffalo     (JSY)   6–0   2–1 
(COM)               Yuba United    7–0    Petardos S/A              (CAF)   4–0   3–0

After a highly irregular pair of semifinal ties, two of the most famous clubs in Champions’ Cup history will meet on a neutral field for the first time. Raynor City United’s Takilan blitzkrieg in their first leg at The Battleground all but ensured that they would reach their fifth Champions’ Cup final, and the next day Petardos S/A were stunned at Alesanka Park by their old foes Yuba United, in another meeting of the two clubs which have entered every edition of the tournament. The Silver–Blues finished the job at the Obelisco Monumental to reach their ninth final on the strength of an incredible 7–0 aggregate victory, and the Rockers would match that margin despite letting in a goal in their meaningless second leg in High Mountain. With seven world championships between them, the two clubs are quite familiar with these big occasions, though Göteborg, Swartaz is unlikely to be a familiar venue to many. The organizers may not have the same global pedigree as the clubs, but nonetheless are well-prepared to host this titanic fixture.

Thirty-First AalborgPettersen Series B Champions’ Cup—Knockout Phase

First knockout round

(PAS)                 SC Sardin    2–2 p  Kallia United             (KRY)   2–0   0–2  (0–3 pen)
(ZRB)   Endoplasmatic Reticulum    4–4 a  Antiguoko FC              (ASG)   3–3   1–1 
(COM)       Cordubovica Falcons    4–1    Esportivo Jutense         (CAF)   4–1   0–0 
(WRL)              FC Terranova    4–5    Workers United            (SNO)   2–2   2–3 
(VLD)               AS Montreux    3–4    Racing Cruzeira           (QPM)   2–1   1–3  (aet)
(JSY)  St Raphael B’ing Bishops    7–3    AFC West Gorton           (MYT)   3–2   4–1 
(CAF)                  Varzeano    3–1    Canfudea Factory          (EIT)   2–0   1–1 
(CAF)                 São Jorge    2–4    Bannabridge               (SNO)   0–0   2–4

Quarterfinals

(SNO)               Bannabridge    6–3    Antiguoko FC              (ASG)   1–0   5–3 
(COM)       Cordubovica Falcons    4–6    Varzeano                  (CAF)   2–2   2–4 
(KRY)             Kallia United    2–4    Workers United            (SNO)   1–2   1–2 
(QPM)           Racing Cruzeira    1–3    St Raphael B’ing Bishops  (JSY)   0–2   1–1

Semifinals

(SNO)            Workers United    2–3    St Raphael B’ing Bishops  (JSY)   2–0   0–3 
(CAF)                  Varzeano    2–2 a  Bannabridge               (SNO)   2–1   0–1

Final (at Novo Olímpico Imperial, São Jorge, Cafundéu)

(SNO)               Bannabridge    2–0    St Raphael B’ing Bishops  (JSY)

Bannabridge becomes the first Sorthern club to win the Series B Champions’ Cup, and qualifies for the VI Super Cup.

[Cafundeu]

The Thirty-First Globe Cup
Knockout Rounds Results

Round of 32

(KRY)           Casuals Osteria  a 3–3    Foxchester Raiders        (STB)   2–0   1–3 
(ADN)             Tallyn Rovers    2–4    Battle                    (ZRB)   2–3   0–1 
(QPM)            Royal Khaldoon    3–4    Cardiologists             (EIT)   1–1   2–3 
(KRY)             Avidia United    4–0    Polar Zenith              (ZRB)   1–0   3–0 
(ADN)            County Stanley    7–2    Ousevale Borough          (KRY)   4–0   3–2 
(PIS)       East Franz Athletic    1–3    Cafundó do Juta           (CAF)   0–2   1–1 
(COM)         San Diego Iguanas    1–8    Mar Sara FC               (VAL)   0–3   1–5 
(AGU)         Unión de Ciudagua    2-1    Belgium FC                (TBI)   2-0   0–1 
(KPZ)                  Zhevassi    4–1    Beningrad                 (SNO)   3–0   1–1 
(AGU)          Alianza Ciruelas    1–6    Ranca Toco                (CAF)   1–3   0–3 
(ASG)         Iturributa United    2–4    Atletik Thessia           (MYT)   2–2   0–2 
(VLD)     Metropolis Alligators    4–2    Ibini FC                  (VAL)   2–1   2–1 
(VAL)                  Club ESF    2–2 p  Mountbatten Junction      (ADN)   2–0   0–2  (4–5 pen)  
(KRY)            Royal Emberton    1–3    Noka Mariners             (JSY)   1–2   0–1 
(ADN)          Northtown United    1–3    Carter FC                 (JSY)   1–0   0–3  (aet)
(CAF)          Atlético Jutense    2–3    Grasshoppers Turic FC     (OSR)   2–2   0–1

Oitavas-de-final (Round of 16)

(KRY)           Casuals Osteria    3–1    Battle                    (ZRB)   2–0   1–1 
(EIT)             Cardiologists    3–4    Avidia United             (KRY)   2–1   1–3 
(ADN)            County Stanley    3–5    Cafundó do Juta           (CAF)   1–1   2–4 
(VAL)               Mar Sara FC    5–2    Unión de Ciudagua         (AGU)   3–0   2–2 
(KPZ)                  Zhevassi    2-1    Ranca Toco                (CAF)   0-0   2-1 
(MYT)           Atletik Thessia    6-5    Metropolis Alligators     (VLD)   3–2   3–3 
(ADN)      Mountbatten Junction    2–0    Noka Mariners             (JSY)   1–0   1–0 
(JSY)                 Carter FC    3–1    Grasshoppers Turic FC     (OSR)   2–1   1–0

Quarterfinals

(KRY)             Avidia United    3–3 a  Casuals Osteria           (KRY)   3-1   0-2 
(VAL)               Mar Sara FC    2–3    Cafundó do Juta           (CAF)   2–0   0–3 
(MYT)           Atletik Thessia    2–3    Zhevassi                  (KPZ)   2–1   0–2 
(JSY)                 Carter FC    1–3    Mountbatten Junction      (ADN)   1–1   0–2

Semifinals

(CAF)           Cafundó do Juta    2–4    Casuals Osteria           (KRY)   0–0   2–4 
(ADN)      Mountbatten Junction  p 4–4    Zhevassi                  (KPZ)   3–1   1–3  (3–1 pen)

Final
played in the Alesanka Park, Yuba (Paripana)

(KRY)           Casuals Osteria    3-2    Mountbatten Junction      (ADN)

Casuals Osteria wins the Globe Cup!

Mountbatten Junction in second

[Commerce Heights]

Thirty-Fourth TakilQuip Champions’ Cup Final
at Mikael Dasra Memorial Stadium, Göteborg, Swartaz

(COM)               Yuba United    1–2 e  Raynor City United        (VAL)  (1–1 FT)

(scorinated by Cafundéu)

In extra time, Raynor City United wins its third Champions’ Cup final (behind only Yuba United and Albrecht FC), and first in seventeen seasons. This marks the fifth time that the trophy will visit Valanora, though the first since it became known as such when Vyintan teams were given a qualification path to UICA competition.

Thirty-First VI Super Cup

(KRY)           Casuals Osteria    2–0    Bannabridge               (SNO)  
(SNO)               Bannabridge    1–1    Raynor City United        (VAL)
(VAL)        Raynor City United    4–0    Casuals Osteria           (KRY)  

⁠                                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 Raynor City United        VAL    2    1   1   0     5    1   +4     4
2 Casuals Osteria           KRY    2    1   0   1     2    4   −2     3
3 Bannabridge               SNO    2    0   1   1     1    3   −2     1

In a result clearly not fixed by the tournament sponsor, Raynor City United wins its second Super Cup title.

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Updated coëfficients are now available.

The entry limits for the next season of UICA competition will be as follows:

TakilQuip Champions’ Cup 35: The number of teams allowed is determined according to league coefficients, with the following distribution:

• Associations ranked 1–3 (Cafundéu, Capitalizt SLANI, and Valanora) are allowed to enter four teams.
• Associations ranked 4–6 (Jasĭyun, Ad’ihan, and Estresse Intenso) are allowed to enter three teams.
• Associations ranked 7–28 (Aguazul, Valladares, Krytenia, Zarbli, Queer Poco el Mono Ara, Sorthern Northland, Pasarga, Mytannion, The Babbage Islands, Starblaydia, Kagdazka and Pazhujebu, West Zirconia, Liventia, Whirl Islands, Osarius, Polar Islandstates, Astograth, Erathore, Delaclava, Cotdelapoms, Eastfield Lodge, and Sarzonia) are allowed to enter two teams.
• Associations ranked 29 and below, and unranked associations, are allowed to enter one team.
• Special considerations:
  
  • Raynor City United is assured a place as the title holder. If it fails to qualify for one of Valanora’s four places, it will replace the fourth-placed team.
  • Élite League: Has seven places. Capializt SLANI must enter at least three teams, and Jasĭyun at least two.
  • Liga Calania: Has four places. Krytenia and one other association must enter at least one team.
  • Cyanea Joint League: Has four places, which must be filled by teams from two separate associations.

Globe Cup 32: Every association is allowed to enter three teams. Multiassociational leagues may enter six teams, of which no more than four may be from the same association.
AalborgPettersen Series B Champions’ Cup 32: Every association is allowed to enter four teams. Multiassociational leagues may enter eight teams, of which no more than six may be from the same association.

The deadline for entry to TakilQuip Champions’ Cup 35 and AalborgPettersen Series B Champions’ Cup 32 is tentatively set for Sunday, 2011-11-13, after the I World Games.

Super Cup sponsorship
Bidding is now open for sponsorship of Super Cups 33–40. Bidding will close at the start of TakilQuip Champions’ Cup 35. UICA reserves the right to exclude naming rights from this package if it chooses to alter its sponsorship model. The following is required to submit a bid:

• The name of the bidding company or product, as it would appear in the tournament name if naming rights are granted—preferably a single word or acronym.
• The company or product’s wordmark, as it would appear in the tournament logo. This wordmark must be black on a transparent (or white) background, in SVG or PNG format if possible, and as large as possible, but must be distinguishable at the size at which it will ultimately be used. If the wordmark should merely be the name set in a particular typeface, please specify the typeface. If the company has previously sponsored the Series B Champions’ Cup or Super Cup with the same logo, the logo need not be provided again.

Bids should be posted in this thread. Renewal of the current contract with Viella Incorporated will automatically be considered. Companies from Bleak Rock, Cafundéu, Estresse Intenso, Paripana, and Polar Islandstates are ineligible to bid.

[Megadia]

Megadia continental cup entrants:

TakilQuip Champions’ Cup 35: Megatropolis All-Stars
Globe Cup 32: Uizasd Daredevils, Higher Megadonia, Kings Valley Diamonds
AalborgPettersen Series B Champions’ Cup 32: New Megatropolis Strikers, Uizasd and Crexz Islands Independence Sports Club, Little Megatropolis Town FC, Treyfield Warriors
Rushmore Copa de los Principes: Higher Megadonia, Kings Valley Diamonds
Rushmore Copa de Campeones: Megatropolis All-Stars, Uizasd Daredevils


Megadia Pro League Standings

Team P W D L For Ag +/- Pts
1 Megatropolis All-Stars 34 23 6 5 81 31 +50 75
2 Uizasd Daredevils 34 22 5 7 96 44 +52 71
3 Higher Megadonia 34 21 7 6 66 41 +25 70
4 Kings Valley Diamonds 34 21 5 8 106 47 +59 68
5 Megatropolis City 34 18 10 6 54 22 +32 64
6 Newtown Albion 34 17 5 12 62 41 +21 56
7 Capitolia City 34 17 4 13 38 25 +13 55
8 Xzewr Islanders 34 14 8 12 52 58 -6 50
9 Uizasd Firefoxes 34 13 9 12 34 34 +0 48
10 New Megadia 34 13 8 13 55 52 +3 47
11 Megatropolis Sea-Devils 34 14 5 15 49 54 -5 47
12 Richesanto Millionaires 34 15 1 18 56 65 -9 46
13 Lower Megadonia 34 11 7 16 39 49 -10 40
14 Crexz Pirates 34 11 4 19 42 65 -23 37
15 Little Megatropolis Wanderers 34 9 7 18 45 87 -42 34
16 Treyfield Rovers 34 6 9 19 22 53 -31 27
17 Pooriqwa Danger 34 2 10 22 14 66 -52 16
18 Qweye Centurions 34 2 4 28 22 99 -77 10

[Silver Beach]

The Silver beach Royal Soccer Association(The SBRSA) enters Tudor FC for the TakilQuip Champions Cup, as it is the best Silverian team in the Kehytenna Beach League.

We also enter Silver Beach City FC, Plymouth United, and North Lugave FC into the Globe Cup 32.

OOC: For multiassociational leagues, do we have the top team from each association enter into the Champions Cup, or just the top team in the entire league?

[Mangolana]

A return to glory, and the emergence of a new powerhouse. That was the one item that came out of this 7th season of the Mangolana premier league. After a strike by the players cancelled the season last year, the Mangolana premier league resumed play with Old Glory returning to take back their title. Skyline United has won their fifth Premier league title this year, making them far and away the best team out there. While a new comer to the top of the League proved themselves against other contenders. Mangolana City, a team who thru the first sixth seasons, never finished higher than eighth, now holds the title of runner up, and will participate in their first ever TQCC competition. While at the bottom of the Premier league, Herogeos, Herogeos SC, and Goldshom will be relegated to the Super League, thanks to a pre-season change of relegating three teams and promoting three teams. While down in the super league, Dalerderain will make their return to the Premier league along with Mascona Fidel, while Sarcaloss will make their first appearence in the premier league.

Premier Standings

    Team                 P   W   D   L For   Ag  +/- Pts
  1 Skyline United      32  23   3   6  83   35  +48  72
  2 Mangolana City      32  20   8   4  74   33  +41  68
  3 Arsenrall           32  20   8   4  69   32  +37  68
  4 Skyline City        32  19   9   4  70   28  +42  66
  5 Soccoroo            32  18   9   5  78   30  +48  63
  6 Justidell           32  19   6   7  42   20  +22  63
  7 Commonbel           32  16  10   6  45   25  +20  58
  8 Skyline FC          32  12   8  12  36   43   -7  44
  9 Wanacana            32  10  12  10  38   45   -7  42
 10 Bluepool            32  11   8  13  55   46   +9  41
 11 Mascona FC          32   9  12  11  31   28   +3  39
 12 Federation          32   9  10  13  36   59  -23  37
 13 Redpool             32   6   9  17  44   79  -35  27
 14 Nirvana             32   4  11  17  33   69  -36  23
 15 Herogeos SC         32   4   6  22  27   68  -41  18
 16 Herogeos            32   3   5  24  12   58  -46  14
 17 Goldshom            32   1   2  29  30  105  -75   5

All-Star Weekend

Fastest Shot- Johan Delbers- Skyline City
Save Competition- Chris Malte- Skyline United
1-1 competition (forward vs defender)- Albert Mongoso- Soccoroo
40 yard dash- Albert Wells- Soccoroo
North vs South Penalty Challenge- East 7-5 West
All-star Game- East 4-0 West
All-star game MVP- Chris Malte- Skyline United (East)

Post Season Awards

Best Young Player (U-20)- Shaun Phillips- Mangolana City
Best Goalkeeper- Chris Malte- Skyline United
Best Defender- Quentin Callas- Skyline United
Best Midfielder- Derben Marte- Arsenrall
Best Striker- Albert Wells- Soccoroo
MVP- Chris Malte- Skyline United

Super Standings

    Team              P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
  1 Dalenderain      32  28   2   2  72  14  +58  86
  2 Mascona Fidel    32  23   5   4  67  22  +45  74
  3 Sarcaloss        32  21   6   5  86  26  +60  69
  4 Carleck          32  20   7   5  66  27  +39  67
  5 Narcana          32  17  11   4  45  18  +27  62
  6 Arlenet          32  18   4  10  54  25  +29  58
  7 Jaconess         32  15   6  11  40  31   +9  51
  8 Quentis          32  14   8  10  34  25   +9  50
  9 Welkar           32  13   8  11  38  33   +5  47
 10 Totten           32  12   6  14  25  29   -4  42
 11 Homozeles        32  12   6  14  31  42  -11  42
 12 Goldshom FC      32   8   6  18  16  38  -22  30
 13 Coropelles       32   8   4  20  20  65  -45  28
 14 Skyliness        32   6   6  20  16  56  -40  24
 15 Amsterpom        32   4   5  23  10  52  -42  17
 16 Zaxell           32   2   7  23  12  56  -44  13
 17 Quell            32   0   5  27   7  80  -73   5

All-Star Weekend

Fastest Shot- Joseph Serls- Arlenet
Save Competition- Filler Masterson- Dalenderain
1-1 competition (forward vs defender)- Sam Falen- Mascona Fidel
40 yard dash- Sam Falen- Mascona Fidel
North vs South Penalty Challenge- East 6-5 West
All-star Game- East 3-7 West
All-star game MVP- Sam Falen- Mascona Fidel (West)

Post Season Awards

Best Young Player (U-20)- Gregory Nena- Jaconess
Best Goalkeeper- Wes Wilbert- Sarcaloss
Best Defender- Franklin Wesley- Dalenderain
Best Midfielder- Joseph Serls- Welker
Best Striker- Sam Falen- Mascona Fidel
MVP- Sam Falen- Mascona Fidel

Mangolana Cup
Skyline United 5-2 Dalenderain


This year the Cliver Cup has expanded to 16 team allowing the top 10 teams in the premier league to take part, and the top 6 teams in the Super League to take part. Also for round 2 thru the finals there will be home and home aggrette finals

Cliver Cup round 1
Skyline United 5-0 Arlnet
Mangolana City 3-1 Narcana
Arsenrall 5-4 Carleck
Skyline City 2-0 Sarcaloss
Soccoroo 4-2 Mascona Fidel
Justidell 0-1 Dalenderain
Commonbel 1-2 Bluepool
Skyline FC 3-1 Wanacana

Cliver Cup round 2
Skyline United 3-1 Skyline FC
Skyline FC 0-1 Skyline United
Skyline United 4-1 on agrette

Mangolana City 3-2 Bluepool
Bluepool 0-0 Mangolana City
Mangolana City 3-2 on agrette

Arsenrall 4-0 Dalenderain
Dalenderain 2-1 Arsenrall
Arsenrall 6-1 on agrette

Skyline City 2-1 Soccoroo
Soccoroo 3-1 Skyline City
Soccoroo 4-3 on agrette

Cliver Cup round 3
Skyline United 2-0 Soccoroo
Soccoroo 2-1 Skyline United
Skyline United 3-2 on agrette

Arsenrall 0-0 Mangolana City
Mangolana City 1-1 Arsenrall (AET 1-1, PK 4-2)
Mangolana City 1-1a on agrette

Cliver Cup Finals
Skyline United 5-1 Mangolana City
Mangolana City 2-0 Skyline United
Skyline United 5-3 on agrette

TQCC
Skyline United

Globe Cup
Mangolana City
Arsenrall
Skyline City

SBCC
Dalenderain
Mascona Fidel
Sarcaloss
Carleck

CYG
Skyline United

Global Stadia Bid
TQCC: Mascona Memorial Stadium (200,921), Mascona

Globe Cup: Mangolanites Stadium (67,000), Narcana

SBCC: Republic Stadium (100,011), Skyline, nickname- Old Faithful

[Civil Citizenry]

designed by a Polarian agency

ChocoMilk, a chocolate milk manufacturer in Civil Citizenry, is submitting a bid to sponsor Super Cups 33-40. The above is the wordmark, in black on a transparent background.

[Astograth]

Barrertze, the largest tourism agency in Astograth, would like to bid for the naming rights of UICA Super Cups 33-40. The company is owned by the wealthy Ordol Urkiza. who has begun an aggressive campaign to place his brand as high above the competition as possible. Amongst his other incursions into sports are the sponsorship of successful Polarian club East Franz Athletic and the purchase of Kagdaz club FKM, which he also hopes to turn into a money-machine.

Link to large wordmark

[Darmen]

Darmen-Chuckio Super Liga

The top 6 teams from each nation come together to battle it out to call themselves Super Liga Champions. The Champions will qualify gor the TQCC, while the second through fourth placed teams will qualify for the Globe Cup. The Fifth and Sixth positions will qualify for the Copa de Campeones, and the Seventh and Eighth place finishers will qualify for the Copa de los Princepes.

Match Day One
Stade Chuckio UC (CHC) 0–2 Scott City FC (DAR)
Brham United (DAR) 1–0 SC Fives (CHC)
Chippewa Falls Strykers (DAR) 5–1 Olympique de Tycos (CHC)
Eau Claire Aris FC (DAR) 2–1 Olympique Chuckio (CHC)
Eau Claire United (DAR) 3–5 Menomonie United (DAR)
Excelsior AC Ryberg (CHC) 0–1 FC Sete (CHC)

Match Day Two
Scott City FC (DAR) 4–1 FC Sete (CHC)
Menomonie United (DAR) 1–0 Excelsior AC Ryberg (CHC)
Olympique Chuckio (CHC) 5–2 Eau Claire United (DAR)
Olympique de Tycos (CHC) 0–0 Eau Claire Aris FC (DAR)
SC Fives (CHC) 2–2 Chippewa Falls Strykers (DAR)
Stade Chuckio UC (CHC) 0–1 Brham United (DAR)

Match Day Three
Brham United (DAR) 0–4 Scott City FC (DAR)
Chippewa Falls Strykers (DAR) 1–2 Stade Chuckio UC (CHC)
Eau Claire Aris FC (DAR) 3–0 SC Fives (CHC)
Eau Claire United (DAR) 3–1 Olympique de Tycos (CHC)
Excelsior AC Ryberg (CHC) 1–0 Olympique Chuckio (CHC)
FC Sete (CHC) 0–2 Menomonie United (DAR)

Match Day Four
Scott City FC (DAR) 5–5 Menomonie United (DAR)
Olympique Chuckio (CHC) 0–1 FC Sete (CHC)
Olympique de Tycos (CHC) 1–0 Excelsior AC Ryberg (CHC)
SC Fives (CHC) 2–2 Eau Claire United (DAR)
Stade Chuckio UC (CHC) 0–2 Eau Claire Aris FC (DAR)
Brham United (DAR) 3–3 Chippewa Falls Strykers (DAR)

Match Day Five
Chippewa Falls Strykers (DAR) 1–1 Scott City FC (DAR)
Eau Claire Aris FC (DAR) 1–1 Brham United (DAR)
Eau Claire United (DAR) 0–0 Stade Chuckio UC (CHC)
Excelsior AC Ryberg (CHC) 0–1 SC Fives (CHC)
FC Sete (CHC) 0–0 Olympique de Tycos (CHC)
Menomonie United (DAR) 0–2 Olympique Chuckio (CHC)

Match Day Six
Scott City FC (DAR) 3–3 Olympique Chuckio (CHC)
Olympique de Tycos (CHC) 2–0 Menomonie United (DAR)
SC Fives (CHC) 2–1 FC Sete (CHC)
Stade Chuckio UC (CHC) 1–0 Excelsior AC Ryberg (CHC)
Brham United (DAR) 1–1 Eau Claire United (DAR)
Chippewa Falls Strykers (DAR) 0–4 Eau Claire Aris FC (DAR)

Match Day Seven
Eau Claire Aris FC (DAR) 2–1 Scott City FC (DAR)
Eau Claire United (DAR) 3–4 Chippewa Falls Strykers (DAR)
Excelsior AC Ryberg (CHC) 1–1 Brham United (DAR)
FC Sete (CHC) 2–0 Stade Chuckio UC (CHC)
Menomonie United (DAR) 0–3 SC Fives (CHC)
Olympique Chuckio (CHC) 1–2 Olympique de Tycos (CHC)

Match Day Eight
Scott City FC (DAR) 4–1 Olympique de Tycos (CHC)
SC Fives (CHC) 3–0 Olympique Chuckio (CHC)
Stade Chuckio UC (CHC) 0–1 Menomonie United (DAR)
Brham United (DAR) 3–0 FC Sete (CHC)
Chippewa Falls Strykers (DAR) 0–1 Excelsior AC Ryberg (CHC)
Eau Claire Aris FC (DAR) 1–2 Eau Claire United (DAR)

Match Day Nine
Eau Claire United (DAR) 0–4 Scott City FC (DAR)
Excelsior AC Ryberg (CHC) 0–1 Eau Claire Aris FC (DAR)
FC Sete (CHC) 0–1 Chippewa Falls Strykers (DAR)
Menomonie United (DAR) 0–0 Brham United (DAR)
Olympique Chuckio (CHC) 0–0 Stade Chuckio UC (CHC)
Olympique de Tycos (CHC) 0–0 SC Fives (CHC)

Match Day Ten
Scott City FC (DAR) 3–1 SC Fives (CHC)
Stade Chuckio UC (CHC) 0–1 Olympique de Tycos (CHC)
Brham United (DAR) 3–0 Olympique Chuckio (CHC)
Chippewa Falls Strykers (DAR) 1–1 Menomonie United (DAR)
Eau Claire Aris FC (DAR) 0–0 FC Sete (CHC)
Eau Claire United (DAR) 0–1 Excelsior AC Ryberg (CHC)

Match Day Eleven
Excelsior AC Ryberg (CHC) 0–4 Scott City FC (DAR)
FC Sete (CHC) 4–4 Eau Claire United (DAR)
Menomonie United (DAR) 0–1 Eau Claire Aris FC (DAR)
Olympique Chuckio (CHC) 1–1 Chippewa Falls Strykers (DAR)
Olympique de Tycos (CHC) 1–2 Brham United (DAR)
SC Fives (CHC) 0–0 Stade Chuckio UC (CHC)

Darmen-Chuckio Super Liga         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Scott City FC                   11    7   3   1    35   14  +21    24
 2 Eau Claire Aris FC              11    7   3   1    17    5  +12    24
 3 Brham United                    11    5   5   1    16   11   +5    20
 4 SC Fives                        11    4   4   3    14   12   +2    16
 5 Menomonie United                11    4   3   4    15   17   −2    15
 6 Olympique de Tycos              11    4   3   4    10   15   −5    15
 7 Chippewa Falls Strykers         11    3   5   3    19   19    0    14
 8 FC Sete                         11    3   3   5    10   16   −6    12
 9 Excelsior AC Ryberg             11    3   1   7     4   11   −7    10
10 Eau Claire United               11    2   4   5    20   28   −8    10
11 Olympique Chuckio               11    2   3   6    13   18   −5     9
12 Stade Chuckio UC                11    2   3   6     3   10   −7     9

After the first half of the Super Liga Season, Scott City FC and Eau Claire Aris FC were tied on top. SC Fives was the highest Chuckian team in the Liga, and Eau Claire United was strugling in tenth.

Match Day Twelve
Scott City FC (DAR) 5–0 Stade Chuckio UC (CHC)
SC Fives (CHC) 0–2 Brham United (DAR)
Olympique de Tycos (CHC) 4–4 Chippewa Falls Strykers (DAR)
Olympique Chuckio (CHC) 0–2 Eau Claire Aris FC (DAR)
Menomonie United (DAR) 1–2 Eau Claire United (DAR)
FC Sete (CHC) 1–0 Excelsior AC Ryberg (CHC)

Match Day Thirteen
FC Sete (CHC) 0–2 Scott City FC (DAR)
Excelsior AC Ryberg (CHC) 0–3 Menomonie United (DAR)
Eau Claire United (DAR) 6–2 Olympique Chuckio (CHC)
Eau Claire Aris FC (DAR) 1–0 Olympique de Tycos (CHC)
Chippewa Falls Strykers (DAR) 0–1 SC Fives (CHC)
Brham United (DAR) 0–0 Stade Chuckio UC (CHC)

Match Day Fourteen
Scott City FC (DAR) 3–1 Brham United (DAR)
Stade Chuckio UC (CHC) 0–4 Chippewa Falls Strykers (DAR)
SC Fives (CHC) 0–1 Eau Claire Aris FC (DAR)
Olympique de Tycos (CHC) 1–1 Eau Claire United (DAR)
Olympique Chuckio (CHC) 0–0 Excelsior AC Ryberg (CHC)
Menomonie United (DAR) 0–3 FC Sete (CHC)

Match Day Fifteen
Menomonie United (DAR) 1–1 Scott City FC (DAR)
FC Sete (CHC) 0–1 Olympique Chuckio (CHC)
Excelsior AC Ryberg (CHC) 0–0 Olympique de Tycos (CHC)
Eau Claire United (DAR) 1–2 SC Fives (CHC)
Eau Claire Aris FC (DAR) 1–0 Stade Chuckio UC (CHC)
Chippewa Falls Strykers (DAR) 1–0 Brham United (DAR)

Match Day Sixteen
Scott City FC (DAR) 0–0 Chippewa Falls Strykers (DAR)
Brham United (DAR) 1–1 Eau Claire Aris FC (DAR)
Stade Chuckio UC (CHC) 1–0 Eau Claire United (DAR)
SC Fives (CHC) 1–0 Excelsior AC Ryberg (CHC)
Olympique de Tycos (CHC) 0–0 FC Sete (CHC)
Olympique Chuckio (CHC) 1–1 Menomonie United (DAR)

Match Day Seventeen
Olympique Chuckio (CHC) 0–3 Scott City FC (DAR)
Menomonie United (DAR) 1–0 Olympique de Tycos (CHC)
FC Sete (CHC) 0–0 SC Fives (CHC)
Excelsior AC Ryberg (CHC) 0–0 Stade Chuckio UC (CHC)
Eau Claire United (DAR) 4–3 Brham United (DAR)
Eau Claire Aris FC (DAR) 0–0 Chippewa Falls Strykers (DAR)

Match Day Eighteen
Scott City FC (DAR) 1–3 Eau Claire Aris FC (DAR)
Chippewa Falls Strykers (DAR) 5–0 Eau Claire United (DAR)
Brham United (DAR) 1–0 Excelsior AC Ryberg (CHC)
Stade Chuckio UC (CHC) 0–1 FC Sete (CHC)
SC Fives (CHC) 1–1 Menomonie United (DAR)
Olympique de Tycos (CHC) 1–0 Olympique Chuckio (CHC)

Match Day Nineteen
Olympique de Tycos (CHC) 0–1 Scott City FC (DAR)
Olympique Chuckio (CHC) 1–0 SC Fives (CHC)
Menomonie United (DAR) 0–1 Stade Chuckio UC (CHC)
FC Sete (CHC) 0–0 Brham United (DAR)
Excelsior AC Ryberg (CHC) 0–1 Chippewa Falls Strykers (DAR)
Eau Claire United (DAR) 0–1 Eau Claire Aris FC (DAR)

Match Day Twenty
Scott City FC (DAR) 0–2 Eau Claire United (DAR)
Eau Claire Aris FC (DAR) 2–0 Excelsior AC Ryberg (CHC)
Chippewa Falls Strykers (DAR) 4–1 FC Sete (CHC)
Brham United (DAR) 2–0 Menomonie United (DAR)
Stade Chuckio UC (CHC) 0–2 Olympique Chuckio (CHC)
SC Fives (CHC) 1–0 Olympique de Tycos (CHC)

Match Day Twenty-One
SC Fives (CHC) 4–1 Scott City FC (DAR)
Olympique de Tycos (CHC) 1–0 Stade Chuckio UC (CHC)
Olympique Chuckio (CHC) 0–2 Brham United (DAR)
Menomonie United (DAR) 1–5 Chippewa Falls Strykers (DAR)
FC Sete (CHC) 0–2 Eau Claire Aris FC (DAR)
Excelsior AC Ryberg (CHC) 0–2 Eau Claire United (DAR)

Match Day Twenty-Two
Scott City FC (DAR) 1–0 Excelsior AC Ryberg (CHC)
Eau Claire United (DAR) 2–2 FC Sete (CHC)
Eau Claire Aris FC (DAR) 1–1 Menomonie United (DAR)
Chippewa Falls Strykers (DAR) 4–1 Olympique Chuckio (CHC)
Brham United (DAR) 2–3 Olympique de Tycos (CHC)
Stade Chuckio UC (CHC) 2–1 SC Fives (CHC)

Darmen-Chuckio Super Liga         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Eau Claire Aris FC              22   15   6   1    32    8  +24    51
 2 Scott City FC                   22   13   5   4    53   25  +28    44
 3 Chippewa Falls Strykers         22   10   8   4    47   27  +20    38
 4 Brham United                    22    9   8   5    30   23   +7    35
 5 SC Fives                        22    9   6   7    25   21   +4    33
 6 Olympique de Tycos              22    7   7   8    20   26   −6    28
 7 Eau Claire United               22    7   6   9    40   46   −6    27
 8 Menomonie United                22    6   7   9    25   34   −9    25
 9 FC Sete                         22    6   7   9    18   27   −9    25
10 Olympique Chuckio               22    5   5  12    21   37  −16    20
11 Stade Chuckio UC                22    5   5  12     7   25  −18    20
12 Excelsior AC Ryberg             22    3   4  15     4   23  −19    13

The Eau Claire Aris FC came on strong in the second half, going 8-3-0. Scott City FC faltered, and will only go to the Globe Cup.

TQCC: Eau Claire Aris FC(DAR)
Globe Cup: Scott City FC(DAR), Chippewa Falls Strykers(DAR), Brham United(DAR)
CdC: SC Fives(CHC), Olympique de Tycos(CHC)
CdlP: Eau Claire United(DAR), Menomonie United(DAR)

[Civil Citizenry]

Third Copa de las Islas
Stadio National de Dizarino, Eliodoro, Erathore

The eight-team system upon which southwest Rushmore's premier football competition was founded worked successfully for two cycles. But Virabia's seclusion from most international contact left the tournament with seven member nations, and there were disputes over how to fill both the vacant club spot for the third edition and the vacant spot as the eighth participating country. After much debate, the Citiz Football Administration decided that the twelfth club would come from a random Rushmori nation anywhere on the continent with a football association ranked in the top fifty by the Union of International Club Associations in Aeropag and Lasft. Most participating associations have been agreeable to the decision, except for the Whirl Islands Football Association, which has begrudgingly accepted the course of action. The rotating nation plan will transform the Copa de las Islas into more of a small pan-Rushmori competition, though with an obvious emphasis on southwest Rushmori countries (ninety-two percent of participating clubs will come from the original remaining seven nations). The selected nation for the third Copa de las Islas was Sargossa, a country that boasts two former TakilQuip Champions' Cup title-holders, one of which was the selected club for the tournament.

1896 Ebor (Mytannion - MYT)
Athens Town (Civil Citizenry - CVC)
Charzzan (Erathore - ERA)
Ciudad Soluca (Sargossa - SRG)
Eastern Chase (Civil Citizenry - CVC)
Ituraitz FC (Astograth – ASG)
Mauntenböurg FC (Swartaz - SWR)
Montréal (Cotdelapoms - CDP)
Navel FC (Whirl Islands - WRL)
Navel Sharks (Whirl Islands – WRL)
Royal Vosaroni Antenelli (Erathore - ERA)
Vincanto (Erathore - ERA)

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Preliminary Round

FIRST LEG
Ituraitz FC (ASG) 3-0 Mauntenböurg FC (SWR)
Athens Town (CVC) 2-2 Charzzan (ERA)
Vincanto (ERA) 0-1 Ciudad Soluca (SRG) (0-1 agg)
Navel FC (WRL) 6-0 Eastern Chase (CVC)

SECOND LEG
Mauntenböurg FC (SWR) 1-0 Ituraitz FC (ASG) (1-3 agg)
Charzzan (ERA) 1-2 Athens Town (CVC) (3-4 agg)
Ciudad Soluca (SRG) 0-1 Vincanto (ERA) (1-1 AET, 2-1 agg)
Eastern Chase (CVC) 1-1 Navel FC (WRL) (1-7 agg)

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Quarterfinals

FIRST LEG
Montréal (CDP) 3-0 Ciudad Soluca (SRG)
Navel Sharks (WRL) 1-1 Navel FC (WRL)
1896 Ebor (MYT) 1-0 Athens Town (CVC)
Royal Vosaroni Antenelli (ERA) 2-1 Ituraitz FC (ASG)

SECOND LEG
Ciudad Soluca (SRG) 1-1 Montréal (CDP) (1-4 agg)
Navel FC (WRL) 1-0 Navel Sharks (WRL) (2-1 agg)
Athens Town (CVC) 1-2 1896 Ebor (MYT) (1-3 agg)
Ituraitz FC (ASG) 0-4 Royal Vosaroni Antenelli (ERA) (1-6 agg)

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Semifinals

FIRST LEG
Montréal (CDP) 4-5 Navel FC (WRL)
1896 Ebor (MYT) 0-0 Royal Vosaroni Antenelli (ERA)

SECOND LEG
Navel FC (WRL) 1-1 Montréal (CDP) (6-5 agg)
Royal Vosaroni Antenelli (ERA) 1-2 1896 Ebor (MYT) (1-2 agg)

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Final

FIRST LEG
Navel FC (WRL) 2-1 1896 Ebor (MYT)

SECOND LEG
1896 Ebor (MYT) 0-2 Navel FC (WRL) (1-4 agg)

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Congratulations to the champions of the third Copa de las Islas, Navel FC! The nation of Whirl Islands may select the site of the fourth edition. The list of the nations that may send teams to the fourth edition can be found below:

Two Teams
Cotdelapoms
Erathore
Mytannion
Whirl Islands
One Team
Astograth
Civil Citizenry
Swartaz
~fourth nation to be determined~

The number of teams a nation is allowed to send is determined by their success in the previous tournament. All eight nations participating in the tournament receive a minimum of one allotment. Another is awarded when a team reaches the semifinals of the tournament. As well, a nation is allowed to send a minimum of two teams once their representatives win the tournament three times.

[Taeshan]

Taeshan Premier League Season Preview

Reigning Champions- Bayern Phoenix

*Denotes Captains
**Denotes Foreigner

Al Haxire

Ground:Al Haxire Club Stadium 200,000
Manager:Takin Reah Jr.
Colors:Green and White
Fan Support:Medium
Expectations:Stay Mid Pack
Starters:Darzi, Grainger, Bousaid, Kuruchet**, Lane, Entwhistle, Abdullah, Tyreke, Jyne, El-Ghassawy*, Saab
ReservesAlbaf, McMicheal, Pertrand, Letterbee, Federer
Team InfoAl Haxire was another team that joined in the second most recent wave of new clubs, Al Haxire though is the most prominent of the second wave teams having been competitive in the championship race ever since making it to the top division. Located in the city of Wolfin on Wolf island is a predominantly Arabic team, as are many of its fans. It is sponsored by Al Haxire Gentlemans Club, and the teams nickname is the Genis. The team will most likely be led this season by Saab in scoring, and Kuruchet the Astograthian shall lead the defense. Captain El-Ghassawy will patrol the front of the attack and there is sure to be a lot of goals going his way too.

Atlantea Hurricanes

Ground:Atlantea Coliseum 590,000
Manager:Alexander White
Colors:Blue and Green
Fan Support:Very High
Expectations:Win the League…Easily
Starters:Samuel, Ikerlawsonaz**, Talley, Vanswoi*, Sebastian**, Goff, McPherson, Knickerbocker, Riverside, Prekith**, Murphy
ReservesLance, Drew, Parker, Nichols, LaClaire, Muoesh
Team InfoAtlantea Hurricanes is by far the most prominent of Taeshani teams on the international and national sides. The team has one the League 12 out of the 23 seasons it has been held, and is the Taeshani team to make it the farthest in the Globe Cup having achieved runners up status in the tournaments 18th edition after bowing out in the late rounds of the TQCC. The team is commonly known as the Canes for short, and is sponsored by the Atlantea Business Association. With many rumurs over the summer that either Vanswoi or Van Zant would be on the move it was no surprise when Van Zant became another Tae to move across the Ocean to ABK. The team was joind by young Antoletian defender Sebastian and will still look to be top of the league at the end of the season even though they have come short so many times lately. They also shortly added star Chenkorya Striker Joshua Prekith after earlier in the final day of transfers selling away center striker Duane Drake who will look to add firepower to the Canes attack.

Bayern-Algaer

Ground:Bayern Stadium 24,000
Manager:Johnathen Lee
Colors:Red and Black
Fan Support:High
Expectations:Win League, Beat the Phoenix
Starters:Habavëm**, Wantanabe, Nantucket, Angelburry, Tanner, Stewart*, Fisher, Walters, Williams, Petran, Hermoney
ReservesCross, Frederick, West, Jackson, Haney
Team InfoBayern-Algaer are the most successful team not named Atlantea Hurricanes in the League with three Championships, and they are the Taeshani team with one of the most successful TQCC run almost making it as far as Atlantea did once. They are commonly known as the Weavers to their fans, and are sponsored by the lawyer firm Weaver, Smith, and Wrangler. And another Citiz is coming to the Premiership, Habavëm a young Citiz goalie will look to get Bayern-Algaer to yet another TQCC. After two straight championships the team finished third last year and watched at home as Bayern Phoenix took their trophy...Damn revenge will be sweet this year i can see.

Bayern Battery

Ground:Joe Sixpack Memorial Stadium 88,000
Manager:Andrew Jeremi
Colors:Purple and Black
Fan Support:Moderate
Expectations:Stay in top Flight
Starters:Narkly, Laswank, Miller, Andrews, Grainger, Lee, Kline *, Potter, Diaz, Bolduc**, Miller
Reserves:Mills, Swartaz, Boston. Turcotte, Johnson
Team InfoThe third team to join the top flight from the city of Bayern the Battery are vastly outspent by the two bigger clubs from Bayern, and much of the time outplayed. They may not have the money nor the players of the other two but many believe that one day they may, and the others should watch out. They are known as either the Cannons, or Gunners and are sponsored by the Taeshan Army Reserves. Nothing much has changed for the smallest of the Bayern clubs. The Cotdelapomian Bolduc will look to score, Potter and Kline will look to distribute and Turcotte will sit on the bench and do nothing...Nothing new on the north side of Bayern.

Bayern Phoenix

Ground:Old Club Stadium 77,000
Manager:Tyler Smith
Colors:Red and Blue
Fan Support:Very High
Expectations:Win the Cup, Beat the Hurricanes…At Least Once
Starters:Newman, Cardona**, Mahatmo, Johnson, Svenson, Wantanabe, Raul, Grainger, Williamson**, Hughes, O’Hannigain**
ReservesDavenport, Sanchez, Green, Bishop, Santiago, Petreas
Team InfoThe Phoenix were one of the teams added after the Island Cup was officially stopped and the league was expanded to 20 teams. The Phoenix have always been contenders in the league but barely ever prove to have any actual brilliance in the league. They are commonly known as the Phoenix or the Flames, and are sponsored by Glendale Pharmacy. A year removed from their Cup Victory what do the Pheonix do, stun Atlantea in the playoff after tieing them on points and head back to teh TQCC for the first time in a long time. The Sortherners will look to continue to be the best thing thats happened in Bayern since sliced bread, and the Kosovoen Captain Williamson will look to show leadership that their national team never had before, to bad they no longer compete.

Blacklake Blues

Ground:Blacklake Blues Ballpark 79,000
Manager:Jeremy Fisher
Colors:Blue and Green
Fan Support:Medium
Expectations:Stay in top division
Starters:Martinez, Hardner, Martin, Montreal, Rat, Nicolescu**, Octavian**, Morgenstern*, Valhalla, Washington, Focher
Reserves:Worchester, Drants, Tedeschi, Rodriguez, Phoenix
Team InfoBlacklake Blues is sponsored by Blacklake Brewery, and known as the Blues. Finally back in the Premiership after many a year in league two one of the original teams of the league they are looking to show what they used to be, and with a young core of players they could do just that. They were good enough to stay in for one season, but can they do it for two. Morgenstern the skipper has shown promise for years, but the team collectively will need a lot of work to stay here. I'll not say they are expected to get relegated, but who would expect them to stay?

Caché

Ground:Caché West Field 66,666
Manager:Joey Lancaster
Colors:Candy Apple Red and White
Fan Support:Minimal
Expectations:Stay in top division
Starters:Hydett, Wanner, Micheals, Martin, Neuville, Coceres**, P. Antonescu*,**, D. Antonescu**, Fitzgerald, Juneau, Portmanteau
Reserves:Johnson, Suarez, Rirgi, Groff, Parsons
Team InfoCaché has been waiting for a very long time to break into the top division. With the Antonescu brothers the pride of Antoletian soccer is based in this wiechester club and expectations are high, but with the premier league becoming more competitive every year the team will have a hard time staying in the top flight. But if they can they will have a good chance at being successful for the years to come.

Fadrön Flight

Ground:Fadron University Field 89,000
Manager:Capricorn Mayuscula
Colors:Green and Red
Fan Support:Low
Expectations:Stay in top division...For gods sake
Starters:Micheals, Forrest, Lewis, Wallace, Riggins, Weasley, Fields, Scmitt, Walker, Tree*, Descamps
Reserves:Salt, Hunts, Johns, Wallace, Woods
Team InfoWell its been a long wait for the team from the city that is home to pizza. The Flight are back in the top division and are looking to stay there, but can they. That is the big question in the city. The team sponsored by the Taeshan Air aerocompany at least wont have to worry about flying a lot. They are called the wings and flyers by their fans. They have been able to do it for one year, but can they continue to stay. Kyle Tree will lead them, but who else can step up? Wonder of wonders as they continue to stay in the top flight for a third season.

Knightspurs

Ground:The Dome 92,300
Manager:Micheal Tyler
Colors:Purple and Powder Blue
Fan Support:High
Expectations:Compete for Globe Cup spot
Starters:Yitterbee*, Petree, Sanchez, Nedved, Hamlut, Etchebarne**, Lenders, Grey, Legart, Schwartz, Lee
ReservesFrench, Sanders, Legerd, Halfwech, Leonard
Team InfoKnightspurs are another team from the second most recent league expansion. The team is commonly known as Knights or Spurs by their different groups of fans who happen to not like each other. Funnily enough the Club is Officially called Knights and Spurs Club. But who cares, they are one of the teams sponsored by Tae-Mart. The only offseason moves included getting rid of long time midfielder Ken Stasny and signing young Tamrindian Julien Etchebarne...Good luck to the youngster, and to the aged veteran.

Laketown Rangers

Ground:Stadium on the Lake
Manager:Jose Williams
Colors:Blue, Blue and More Blue
Fan Support:Very High
Expectations:Stay in top Flight, Compete for Some sort of Cup
Starters:Riddle, Regulus III, Stevenson, Lovegood, Finnigan, Thomas, Dumbledore, McGonoagal, Pavel*, O'Stagles, Whaler
Reserves:Yelnats, Lafferty, Laurette, Leary, Warrington
Team InfoLaketown much like the Flight is back in the top flight, but is more likely to stay here then the flight. With blue clad fans and all. They are known as the rangers (no frick right) and get their sponsorship from the Laketown Police Academy. God they have been getting close lately, and with an assortment of magical names how long untill they win it all? or get relegated?

Little Wingett

Ground:Town Park 34,000
Manager:Remi Lewis
Colors:Grey and White
Fan Support:Moderately Low
Expectations:Avoid relegation
Starters:Muller, Tenal, Walker, McRudd, Peters, Mathews, Tenneabaum, Lake, Patton*, McMicheal, Rullo
ReservesHolliday, Smith, Thews, Lacroix, Williamson
Team InfoLittle Wingett was the team from the most recent expansion to first break into the premiership. Wingett is the smallest town to actually have a club in any of Taeshan’s soccer divisions with just under 30,000 registered inhabitants. The team is sponsored by Hammer Corporation and is often called the Wingers, or Smallies. Now after a bunch of years in the top flight many expect the Little team that could to get relegated its been a long time in the top flight so what would lead to this believe? Well they look poor lol.

Los Riosa Monstas

Ground:Gangsters Park 99,000
Manager:A.J. Kline
Colors:Blue and Yellow
Fan Support:High
Expectations:High Middle Pack
Starters:Bobby, Allison, Johnson, LaRue. Lee, Andreson. Keens, LaPaige*, Mathers, Micheals, Verne
ReservesFortuna, Michealson, Noles, Jones, Melville
Team InfoLos Riosa is one of the few teams that has always been in the Premier League since they joined the league. They are often known as the Monsters, or Gangsters, and are sponsored by the Taeshani Mob. The team has long been in the top flight but only once has been champions, can they do it again or will they continue to be average. With a team that has been known for growing players and taking kids from bad backgrounds and turning their lives around Los Riosa is one of many peoples favorite teams at hear. But why can they never win? Who can change their mediocre ways?

Mt Ceabring Thunder

Ground:Mt Ceabring Athletic Complex 10,000
Manager:Micheal Lupin
Colors:Brown and Cream
Fan Support:Very High
Expectations:Continue to Build for Future
Starters:King*, Gardner, Flores**, Scmidt, Parker, Bell, Arthur, Blake, Thonrton, Jamison, Holliday
ReservesSmith, Tyrony, Zeke, Connelson, James
Team InfoMt Ceabring was an original member of the Island Cup but was not included in the expansion of the league, and only recently was reformed in the most recent league expansion. The team quickly vaulted in two seasons to the top flight and is looking to pounce into the international scene. They are sponsored by Kane Industries. Mt Ceabring now will look to take two straight Cup championships and turn it into a league title, something that in their short span of time would mean a lot. Easier said then done, recently signed Guy Flores from Chenkorya is the only non-Taeshani on the team, and Middie Arturo Arthur a future impactful person national team wise are the young players to watch here, and the leader in goal King is poised to be great for years to come.

New Capetown Falcons

Ground:New Capetown Memorial Park 100,111
Manager:Matt Christopher
Colors:Pink, Red and Grey
Fan Support:Medium
Expectations:Middle Pack
Starters:Lee, Grey, Grant*, Leftover, Nashville, Kelly, Skinder, Westinghouse, Williams, Leo, Rellians
ReservesWhite, Mashkov, Liandro, Frank, Lance
Team InfoFalcons were really good for a while, but no trophies. Now they kinda sit there. They continue to show strength and stay in the top division which has been always one of their key strengths, but as the league continues to get stronger can they stay topside? Westinghouse, and Williams continue to show promise as scorers, but where is everyone else? Can they continue to swim or will they sink away?

Ojian Orangemen

Ground:Ojian Principipality Field 99,000
Manager:Matt Wanner
Colors:Orange and Blue
Fan Support:High
Expectations:Compete for Globe Cup spot
Starters:Randew, Jacobsen, Mester, Glen*, LeBefrve, Canada, Lee, Jewseth, Lise, Lewis, Drake
ReservesGlen, Linchie, Grace, Toriago, Schlegel
Team InfoThey could go back to the Globe cup with a good year or back to the second division, but this team has a long standing tradition in the top division. Somehow they have been around forever and ever, but they don't really do much. When will they? Can Canada, and Jewseth lead the team up front, or will they once again fail to be the team Ojian so deserved from the beginning?

Minutemen

Ground:Sun Death Financial Field 20,000
Manager:Kyle Granderson
Colors:Red, White and Blue
Fan Support:Below Average
Expectations:Stay in top Flight.
Starters:Lions, Hartnell, Tamapher, Warkle, Lemure, Connel, Hart *, **, Newman, Scott, Wanner, McMicheal
Reserves:Lewison, Johnson, Edu, Williams, Lane
Team InfoMinutemen a young squad that broke of from Ojian during one of the league additions stealing some of the talent from the city, as well as proving to be a nuisance in the Orangemen's side. The Sun Death derby of Ojian always is fun to watch, and the small stadium on the north side may not be big but it has money, and the fan's continue to follow even though this team is sure not to stay in the topflight as long as the southern rivals.

Rapids

Ground:Rapid Athletic Park 100,000
Manager:Martan Lemur
Colors:Dark Blue and Pink
Fan Support:Rapidly Improving
Expectations:Stay in top Flight.
Starters:Möle, Lefwich, Sanchez, White, Martin, Patel, Wassie, Lemiux*, Rooney, Gretsky, Parker
Reserves:Obliski, Gritsky, Fisher, Eberly, Nagle
Team InfoThe team is once again returning to the top flight but as shown before they do not have the knack for staying there. Can they do it. The team known as the Rapids and Swirlies will try to prove they can...Rapid Corporation a business for you. Watch out for Gretsky, the young striker is really really good, as is Rooney and Lemiux the two attacking midfielders. Prepare to be scored on, cause it will happen.

Reading Rainbow Warriors

Ground:World Aquatics Park 67,000
Manager:Randall Lee
Colors:All of Them
Fan Support:High
Expectations:Compete for Globe Cup
Starters:Fuller, Micheal, Gerald, Micheals, Walker*, Czapp, Debronowitz, Growel, Walters, Peters, Dirt
ReservesMason, Williams, Catamount, Smithson, Wiggin
Team InfoReading oh what a site to see, on any given day they have a new jersey. In fact im pretty sure their contract stipulates that they can not where the same exact colored jersey in more then two games...Yeah weird huh, owner Peter Fuller is flamboyant at the least and a flaming homo at the most. The Warriors finished second in their first year in the top division, i mean wtf? How have they been so good? Maybe the other team is just afraid of catching the gay...

Real Chinchinhua

Ground:Real Stadium on the Lake 99,001
Manager:Mefusula White
Colors:Red and Purple
Fan Support:Very High
Expectations:Compete for Championship
Starters:Lighaj, White, Sacha, Washington*, Green, Fuller, Greyson, Fisher, Leonard, Flowne, Oberholtzer
ReservesFisher, Dissinger, Longer, Lee, Catagauy
Team InfoReal has won two championships, and they are royal so they got that. That and they have always been good, really good, but only every once in a while, now with the likes of Sacha on the defensive side, and Flowne and Oberholtzer up front can the young Lakeside side once again return to glory at the top?

Tintown Terrapins

Ground:Tintown Stadium 23,000
Manager:Josiah Grant
Colors:White and Jade
Fan Support:Low
Expectations:Avoid Relegation
Starters:Olson*, Grey, Smith, Willaims, Jello, Atreyu, Lewis, Dover, Grant. Jeneua, Cannon
ReservesDonovan, Fielhaber, Canoe, Lennon, Clapton
Team InfoTintown has always been good, but just not turtely enough to win. The jade and white continue to sit around in the top division, that is just unbelievable. Led by Olson and the striking tandem of Jeneua and Cannon the team is poised to stay topside still, but you know surprises happen every now and then.

Wiechester FC

Ground:Fadron Pizza Field at Wonder Park 450,000
Manager:Muazong Kuha
Colors:Red and Black
Fan Support:Very High
Expectations:Compete For Championship
Starters:Williams, Hollows, Watkins*, Patel, Yelnoes, Blueknife, Holloway, Keller, Leszack, Kljestan, Woods
ReservesGrainger, Smith, Growel, Miller, Grveler
Team InfoMuch Like X Island. Second highest amount of Championships of league win with 3...Parity in this league has been really great. Ah well it looks like Kljestan and Woods can still score and are still very very young, other teams should be worried. Blueknife and Holloway will continue to be the creators, but im worried about the defense. I mean really who is there. At least they have the other Bryan Watkins, the one that didn't die in a plane crash.

X Island Marauders

Ground:X Island Metropark 200,000
Manager:Jack Long
Colors:black and White
Fan Support:High
Expectations:Compete for Globe Cup Spot
Starters:Diego, Kline, Landsdale, Green, Tedeschi, Lane*, Grace, Landslide, Granni, Fisher, Conway
ReservesOlliver, Micheals, Lewis, Drew, Perans
Team InfoX Island Marauders are the most historic rivals to the Atlantea Hurricanes, but have only once one the cups themselves. They were members of the Island Cup championship always losing to the Canes in the finals. They have had a rollercoaster few seasons lately and are not a very consistent team. Still around they continue to be good, but not above good. But what can you do? Hopefully they stay in the top and continue to show good spirit.

Yaton FC

Ground:Yaton Insurance Park 77,000
Manager:Tony Wright
Colors:Blue, Dark Blue, Sea Green, Neon Green
Fan Support:Medium
Expectations:Avoid Relegation
Starters:Grey, Newman, Kennedy, Neverland, Smith, Leonard, Ireland, Lee, Petrarch, Yelnats, Smith
ReservesPewtersmitt, McGruber, Gemini, Grandstrom, Celani
Team InfoYaton FC just really kinda suck these days. They should probably lose their team they are so bad. Relegation for sure. And yet they stay topside again. With them topside the team is still sure to be relegated, but after last years near escape this season im even more sure they won't be around again at the end of the season. No way they stick for another year.

Ying Jing Yankees

Ground:East Ying Park 223,000
Manager:Brad Farnsworth
Colors:Maroon and Royal Blue
Fan Support:Medium
Expectations:Avoid Relegation
Starters:Walker, Barton, Suan, Jacoby, Fuller, Lewiston, Sandeigo*, Forrester, Drake, White, Madrid
ReservesGregs, Tyrelius, Thomas, Fissure, Lamar
Team InfoFinally one of the original Taeshani teams has returned to the highest of the leagues after a very long time in the relegation fields. But this very young team with only one player over 21 headed into this season is very very inexperienced and is sure to shortly head back to the lower division, but the future is bright i just think it was way to soon for this young team to be in the top division. Way too soon.

[Valladares]

AlfaCredit Bank, one of the leading banks in Valladares, would like to express its interest in bidding for the title sponsorship of the Super Cup. AlfaCredit, headquartered in Metropolis, Valladares, operates a network of over 1,093 branches and outlets (including subsidiaries, associates and joint ventures) and employs around 60,000 people in Valladares, its Overseas Territories and the Whirl Islands, and would like to extend its operations to other territories in the multiverse. AlfaCredit has operations in consumer, corporate and institutional banking and treasury services, and has supported valladar football since its beginnings, sponsoring both the National Football Team and the national knockout competition, the King's Shield. (OOC: The wordmark can be made using Corbel face.)

[Sixteen Bits]

Sixteen Bits Calculation
Football League
Snapshot at: 12:54:41 GMT. For the purposes of UICA entry
Calculated in: 0.23133333r seconds (recalculates 11,204,630.7r times per UICA cycle)

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[Osarius]

Osarian financial group, Metis plc, have placed a bid for title sponsorship of the UICA Super Cup. The group's board of directors see sponsorship of the UICA Super Cup as the perfect vehicle to extend their reach into the multiverse, owing to the immense popularity of association football. As specialists in investment banking, Metis have accumulated a large portfolio of assets, and this would not be their first foray into sport, as the group holds stakes in perennial King's League title contenders Firewood City, and Cotdelapomais powerhouses Montréal.

[Kagdazka and Pazhujebu]

The science-fiction-themed pizza delivery company Quadrant Five has placed a bid to sponsor the UICA Super Cup. The company, which has become one of the most powerful restaurant chains in the Federation of Kagdazka and Pazhujebu, has seen meteoritic success as a result of its "new media" viral advertising campaigns. With delivery cars often painted in bizarre bright colors and emblazoned with Quadrant Five's minimalist logo, the company is beloved by college students and general "stoner types" but is the target of vociferous complaints from cultural food traditionalists and public health organizations for selling terrible-quality pizza to the people most susceptible to advertising: youth.

The company certainly lives and dies by the "any press is good press" mantra. It is up to UICA to determine if this is a deal they want to get anywhere near.

[Queer Poco el Mono Ara]

Association Codes

ABK  Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuk   OCE  Ocel0t
ANT  Antolettia               PAR  Palacios and Rodallega
ASG  Astograth                PAS  Pasarga      
BLK  Bleak Rock               PDH  Pays de Horreur              
CKY  Chenkorya                PIS  Polar Islandstates     
CLP  Cotdelapoms              QPM  Queer Poco el Mono Ara        
CVC  Civil Citizenry          SAU  Saugeais    			      
DJO  Djocoranga        	      SCY  Southern Cynocephali		        
LUA  Lua Vamoa                SEL  Seleucius	       
KYP  Kytler Peninsulae        TAE  Taeshan         
MWE  Mwembamba                WRL  Whirl Islands                
MYT  Mytannion                WZI  West Zirconia
NOV  Nova Cambria

First Qualifying Round

ANT       Iubesc FC 1-1 Racing Club de La Plata SEL 1-0 0-1
                    3-0 Pks

TAE  Bayern Phoenix 4-1 Yangeyange              DJO 2-1 2-0


KYP Bay City United a2-2 Kapitol FC              CKY 1-0 1-2
    Bay City United wins on away goals rule                

SCY      Port Milne 3-2 Draga Portamonense      OCE 0-1 3-1AET

Second Qualifying Round

WRL                        Navel FC 5-0 FC Alaer             KYP 2-0 5-0

CLP         Tout-Puissant Outremont 1-6 Gilley FC            SAU 1-1 0-5

CKY                     FC Stephani 3-4 Desportivo Rio Uniao OCE 2-1 1-3AET

WZI                       Mort Park 3-1 East Franz Athletic  PIS 1-1 2-0

TAE             Atlantea Hurricanes 2-1 Port Milne           SCY 1-0 1-1 

ABK                 Giga Hurricanes 0-6 CA Paulinthal        PAS 0-1 0-5

ANT                       Iubesc FC 2-3 Augustus             QPM 1-1 1-2

ANT                Dragoste Dragons 5-2 Indica United        SCY 3-1 2-1

SEL Club Atlético Seleucius Juniors 3-5 Cambridge Druids     NOV 1-4 2-1

CVC                   TFC Lannymore 6-4 Bay City United      KYP 4-4 2-0

BLK              VB Vatn Höfninflói 2-4 Sporting Iturributa  ASG 2-2 0-2

TAE                  Bayern Phoenix 3-2 Decraa United        MYT 0-2 3-0AET

Third Qualifying Round

ANT     Dragoste Dragons 2-6 Stephen of August   NOV 1-1 1-5

CVC        TFC Lannymore 0-2 Sporting Iturributa ASG 0-1 0-1

PDH       Ambrose County 2-0 Augustus            QPM 1-0 1-0

PAR Cape Jaune Tornadoes 0-4 Montreal            CLP 0-2 0-2

ABK        Lalarad Tanks 0-2 Gilley FC           SAU 0-1 0-1

LUA     Go Sushi Apo'olo 2-1 Ituriatiz FC        ASG 1-0 1-1

OCE Desportivo Rio Uniao 0-8 Mort Park           WZI 0-3 0-5

MWE               Zebaki 0-6 CA Paulinthal       PAS 0-4 0-2

TAE  Atlantea Hurricanes 2-1 Cambridge Druids    NOV 1-0 1-1AET

PIS  SK Franz Josef City 2-2a FF Berafjörðinn    BLK 2-1 0-1 
    FF Berafjörðinn wins on away goals rule

SAU               Bugny a2-2 Bayern Phoenix      TAE 0-0 2-2
                  Bugny wins on away goals rule

WRL             Navel FC 6-1 Athens Town         CVC 2-1 4-0

Qualified for the Group Stage
Royal Khaldoon,
Navel Sharks,
Bradley Hornets,
Litala '93
Navel FC
Bugny
FF Berafjörðinn
Atlantea Hurricanes
CA Paulinthal
Mort Park
Go Sushi Apo'olo
Gilley FC
Montreal
Ambrose County
Sporting Iturributa
Stephen of August

At some point I'll learn to format it so it doesn't look so effing ugly