Do not post here, closed

[Ganos Lao]

-snip-

Just because they never mention it, that doesn't mean it isn't tech wanking. You make your emperor immortal even outside RPs with Cobra and Canada - when we and others RP with you, you do stupid shit like smuggling the Emperor to Korea during the summit. If he is immortal, why did he need to escape with a smoke screen when he could have survived Canada's explosives? Plus, you really do wank too much and THAT is why we throw you down. You tell me in TGs outlandish things like how the Emperor survived - literally - eight million assassination attempts without a single blow? Really? Without a single blow? Shit like this proves only one thing to me as absolute truth:

Cook was right.

[Isolated China]

Well, I'm going to pretend I understood all that.
I'mma go to sleep. I'm all bitchy when I'm tired anyways. Goodnight, and sorry Ganos. For kinda being mean.
And I'mma go check to see if Korea is alive tomorrow. So long as our river border is fine, China will not die of Uranium poisoning.

Apology accepted.

But I''m retconning my involvement in any related threads. What a waste of time.

Yay!

Meh. IF its only this and another thread, thats about a few hours probably.

[Ganos Lao]

Apology accepted.

But I''m retconning my involvement in any related threads. What a waste of time.

Yay!

Meh. IF its only this and another thread, thats about a few hours probably.

Wasted time is still wasted time regardless of what you claim, lol.

[Isolated China]

Yay!

Meh. IF its only this and another thread, thats about a few hours probably.

Wasted time is still wasted time regardless of what you claim, lol.

Well, like those Commercials say.
SUMMER TIME IS PEPSI TIME!
Just replace summer with wasted. You have the answer to all your problems, comrade.

[Cobra union]

CC:Oh no this is not bloody over am sick with japan they always end up the war being stopped No I am going to destroy japan and Kill its Togo slit eyed Mudack of a leader


IC:the entire cobra army began to march to japan a force of most of the cobra unions population on one mission that misson destroy Japan where its Korean allies couldnt help the entire general board was on including Herr major , ComraOde Mikhail and last but not least great Field marshal Beaton as supremo commander of the cobra forces the king also watched as the troops moved hoping he could be there but he was struck down with a tremendously bad cold but among the troops shouts of Ura and For king and country or Blood for the blood gods could be heard as they advanced towards japan


Edit:Just seen the war thread sorry bout that

[--Wagondia--]

Well, I'm going to pretend I understood all that.
I'mma go to sleep. I'm all bitchy when I'm tired anyways. Goodnight, and sorry Ganos. For kinda being mean.
And I'mma go check to see if Korea is alive tomorrow. So long as our river border is fine, China will not die of Uranium poisoning.

Apology accepted.

But I''m retconning my involvement in any related threads. What a waste of time.

Ganosia, as well as the Cookish States, bring up a good point. I am officially Irked, and will withdraw from the conflict.

[Varshna]

Damn. Well, at least a submarine navy isn't needed yet... Varshna has zero lol. But at least I got the plans for one . That deserves a celebration.

[Cabickstan]

I'm out of the RP as well, I knew it was going to be a Mess. I was planning on doing a Couple more Commiques.

[Maryginia]

Just so everyone knows I retconed japan conquring me.

[Belfras]

Fantastic!

Long live Maryginia, long live 'ze glory of 'ze sovi- Wait, wrong one.

[Cobra union]

WAIT Thats great URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA long live your country now I need to Conquer Korean anyone up for it cause Ncr and stuff are attacking him

[Fashiontopia]

So where does Fashiontopia fit in to all this?

[The State of Monavia]

OOC: My entrance as an ally of Lamoni has been planned for a few days now. Pardon my tardiness in showing up.

---

Present day.

Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Chalcedon, Monavia

The Ministry had received messages from the Lamonian government which detailed requests for assistance against the menaces that had been rearing themselves up in the past week. Already, there were some outrageous claims of imperialist occupation taking place, but now that an ally had expressed a desire for support in an effort to put an end to said occupation and the aggression connected to it, some action had to be taken. It was not long before a brief message was addressed to the Lamonian government with a response that would hopefully provide them with some semblance of solidarity. Because the most recent Lamonian declaration referenced objections to the inclusion of slavery in this morass of problems, the message was addressed to the Under-Minister for the Abolition of Slavery, Alberte Bieito.

Mr. Under-Minister:

The Monavian government has received a statement from the Lamonian foreign ministry regarding certain objectionably policies practiced by foreign warmongers. Because their conduct represents a universal national security threat, and because they appear to be intent of enslaving the peoples of foreign states in furtherance of their aims, it has been decided that some action should be taken against these dangers to international order and peace.

I have made a statement of recommendation to my government, to wit, I have requested that a police action be carried out against the aggressors. A secret meeting of Parliament will be taking place this evening in order to vote on the proposal for this action; however, it is very likely to pass. Once that is accomplished, the Crown will handle all operational matters from there.

Sincerely,

The Right Honorable Frank Carter
Minister of Foreign Affairs

---

Carter’s predictions were correct. Parliament did indeed pass the proposal for a police action, meaning that the Crown could make a brief use of force without official notice. Because no formal war was declared, there would be no warning whatsoever for the Monavian Empire’s newfound enemies. The Monavians had the element of surprise and they planned to make the best possible use of it.

---

Low earth orbit
Open space

It had been almost two years since the last time that Aegis, the great laser platform, had been used to destroy anything. Now that a police action had been declared, it had been called back into service. Its batteries and capacitors were charged enough to keep it powered for a great many shots, but for now, its first order of business was to be aimed at targets prior to firing.

Before anything physical was attacked, the enemy had to be blinded first. Computer viruses had been uploaded onto networks by hackers and then discreetly sent to computers in both enemy countries, the Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia, hereafter referred to as GEIJD, and to the country referred to as “Korean phoenix.” The viruses were of the usual commercial type, designed to damage civilian networks like other viruses, but the worst part was that the virus deployed against GEIJD was not activated until it went to Korea first, and the virus sent to Korea was sent there through computers in GEIJD. Other measures were taken to provide the appearances of traitors existing in both countries in order to force them to turn away from their offensive operations on the front and clean up problems on the inside, only to find that no problems existed.

While these viruses propagated through the targeted networks, another set of viruses were sent to both countries, but were aimed at their satellite controls, military command networks, and so forth. The viruses were inserted into the networks quietly without actually being used to shut them down, increasing the amount of time they could stay hidden before being discovered and dealt with. After a short while, a signal was given, activating the viruses, which began automatically shutting down everything and scrambling what could not be shut down.

Meanwhile, as all of this went down, an electronic message was sent to the Japanese Emperor’s private E-mail account.

To: [address censored for security reasons]
From: licensingboard441@immortalityservices.com
Subject: Expiration

August 12, 2011:

I have the onerous business of informing Your Imperial Majesty Tokugawa-Qianglong Uchiha no Yuan Zong Huangdi no Muteki no sama no Tenno Heika no Kami Banzai-sama no Wagakimi-sama no Yamato-tenshii-sama, most noble Emperor of Japan, that your license to remain immortal has recently expired as of August 10, subject to renewal as per our arrangement.

I will arrange the renewal of said license for another thousand years, provided that you pay the requisite $25.00 licensing fee by tomorrow (credit card only). Please do so soon; I don’t want to see you grow old.

Sincerely,

Kim Deng

As if the pointless messages and viruses were not enough to bother everyone, the satellites, now likely to be blinded (though the Monavians could not be too sure), were being shot down. Because Aegis was firing its thin laser in space, where there was no air to obstruct the passage of its beam, the laser was turned down to its lowest setting. The Monavians were going to shoot down as many satellites as they could before anyone else found out what was going on.

Aegis could not do all of this alone. More weapons needed to be used, so 150 anti-satellite missiles had been launched from silos located in distant parts of the country that the Japanese and Koreans knew nothing about. Of course, this was nowhere near the end of the Monavian attack.

Sixty rockets, each loaded with warheads containing conically shaped steel cages holding loads of 2,000 tungsten spheres apiece, roared into the skies above and began to orbit the earth at an altitude of fifty miles. Slowly they made a flat beeline towards the targets, staying parallel to the curvature of the earth so that their paths could not be plotted. Because of their trajectories and the fact that they would not be detected until they had been up in the air for quite a while, the warheads could not be traced back to Monavia via radar or similar technologies. Shortly after launch, the warheads opened up, releasing the cages which heated up as they re-entered the atmosphere. The cages were nearly melted from the heat when they were allowed to break apart, sending clusters of 2,000 white-hot metal spheres hurtling towards targets all over Korea and GEIJD.

Whole fleets of ships were attacked; the spheres were spread out so that they hit everything at least once. Out of the total of 120,000 spheres launched, some were also aimed at cities and ammunition dumps, bomb factories, and anything that could be set on fire. This artificial meteor shower was not the last thing unleashed upon these enemies of world peace, however, for more was yet to come.

High above these countries there now sat an array of satellites carrying tungsten slugs weighing one metric ton apiece. Each of the slugs, which were about the size of an oxygen tank used in a hospital, had a rocket motor at the end so that it could be aimed at the ground. One by one, a total of thirty of these were launched at known bases and bunkers, though several were saved for destroying battleships, aircraft carriers, and yes, the “immortal” emperor’s headquarters facilities.

The Monavians were still not yet finished. They now unleashed a new weapon—radiological devices. Though Monavia, like many countries, had kept nuclear warheads aboard satellites so that they could be quickly and quietly dropped on somebody without having to launch a missile that could get shot down, they had also fitted neutron bombs, that is to say bombs that sent out nothing but radiation when they detonated, onto the satellites. The radiation quickly dissipated, and the bombs were small enough to wipe out individual bases without killing civilians only a few miles away. A neutron bomb was deployed against the palace of the Emperor of GEIJD and the Korean leader’s palace, and more bombs were dropped on army bases and naval bases that had not been hit by anything else yet.

All of these computer attacks, missile launches, bomb drops, and so forth had taken place in less than one hour. By the time it was over, the Monavian military leaders were celebrating their fast victory with champagne and preparing to finish off whatever was left after a lunch break.

[Danatoria]

OOC: My entrance as an ally of Lamoni has been planned for a few days now. Pardon my tardiness in showing up.

---

Present day.

Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Chalcedon, Monavia

The Ministry had received messages from the Lamonian government which detailed requests for assistance against the menaces that had been rearing themselves up in the past week. Already, there were some outrageous claims of imperialist occupation taking place, but now that an ally had expressed a desire for support in an effort to put an end to said occupation and the aggression connected to it, some action had to be taken. It was not long before a brief message was addressed to the Lamonian government with a response that would hopefully provide them with some semblance of solidarity. Because the most recent Lamonian declaration referenced objections to the inclusion of slavery in this morass of problems, the message was addressed to the Under-Minister for the Abolition of Slavery, Alberte Bieito.

(Image)

Mr. Under-Minister:

The Monavian government has received a statement from the Lamonian foreign ministry regarding certain objectionably policies practiced by foreign warmongers. Because their conduct represents a universal national security threat, and because they appear to be intent of enslaving the peoples of foreign states in furtherance of their aims, it has been decided that some action should be taken against these dangers to international order and peace.

I have made a statement of recommendation to my government, to wit, I have requested that a police action be carried out against the aggressors. A secret meeting of Parliament will be taking place this evening in order to vote on the proposal for this action; however, it is very likely to pass. Once that is accomplished, the Crown will handle all operational matters from there.

Sincerely,

The Right Honorable Frank Carter
Minister of Foreign Affairs

---

Carter’s predictions were correct. Parliament did indeed pass the proposal for a police action, meaning that the Crown could make a brief use of force without official notice. Because no formal war was declared, there would be no warning whatsoever for the Monavian Empire’s newfound enemies. The Monavians had the element of surprise and they planned to make the best possible use of it.

---

Low earth orbit
Open space

It had been almost two years since the last time that Aegis, the great laser platform, had been used to destroy anything. Now that a police action had been declared, it had been called back into service. Its batteries and capacitors were charged enough to keep it powered for a great many shots, but for now, its first order of business was to be aimed at targets prior to firing.

Before anything physical was attacked, the enemy had to be blinded first. Computer viruses had been uploaded onto networks by hackers and then discreetly sent to computers in both enemy countries, the Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia, hereafter referred to as GEIJD, and to the country referred to as “Korean phoenix.” The viruses were of the usual commercial type, designed to damage civilian networks like other viruses, but the worst part was that the virus deployed against GEIJD was not activated until it went to Korea first, and the virus sent to Korea was sent there through computers in GEIJD. Other measures were taken to provide the appearances of traitors existing in both countries in order to force them to turn away from their offensive operations on the front and clean up problems on the inside, only to find that no problems existed.

While these viruses propagated through the targeted networks, another set of viruses were sent to both countries, but were aimed at their satellite controls, military command networks, and so forth. The viruses were inserted into the networks quietly without actually being used to shut them down, increasing the amount of time they could stay hidden before being discovered and dealt with. After a short while, a signal was given, activating the viruses, which began automatically shutting down everything and scrambling what could not be shut down.

Meanwhile, as all of this went down, an electronic message was sent to the Japanese Emperor’s private E-mail account.

To: [address censored for security reasons]
From: licensingboard441@immortalityservices.com
Subject: Expiration

August 12, 2011:

I have the onerous business of informing Your Imperial Majesty Tokugawa-Qianglong Uchiha no Yuan Zong Huangdi no Muteki no sama no Tenno Heika no Kami Banzai-sama no Wagakimi-sama no Yamato-tenshii-sama, most noble Emperor of Japan, that your license to remain immortal has recently expired as of August 10, subject to renewal as per our arrangement.

I will arrange the renewal of said license for another thousand years, provided that you pay the requisite $25.00 licensing fee by tomorrow (credit card only). Please do so soon; I don’t want to see you grow old.

Sincerely,

Kim Deng

As if the pointless messages and viruses were not enough to bother everyone, the satellites, now likely to be blinded (though the Monavians could not be too sure), were being shot down. Because Aegis was firing its thin laser in space, where there was no air to obstruct the passage of its beam, the laser was turned down to its lowest setting. The Monavians were going to shoot down as many satellites as they could before anyone else found out what was going on.

Aegis could not do all of this alone. More weapons needed to be used, so 150 anti-satellite missiles had been launched from silos located in distant parts of the country that the Japanese and Koreans knew nothing about. Of course, this was nowhere near the end of the Monavian attack.

Sixty rockets, each loaded with warheads containing conically shaped steel cages holding loads of 2,000 tungsten spheres apiece, roared into the skies above and began to orbit the earth at an altitude of fifty miles. Slowly they made a flat beeline towards the targets, staying parallel to the curvature of the earth so that their paths could not be plotted. Because of their trajectories and the fact that they would not be detected until they had been up in the air for quite a while, the warheads could not be traced back to Monavia via radar or similar technologies. Shortly after launch, the warheads opened up, releasing the cages which heated up as they re-entered the atmosphere. The cages were nearly melted from the heat when they were allowed to break apart, sending clusters of 2,000 white-hot metal spheres hurtling towards targets all over Korea and GEIJD.

Whole fleets of ships were attacked; the spheres were spread out so that they hit everything at least once. Out of the total of 120,000 spheres launched, some were also aimed at cities and ammunition dumps, bomb factories, and anything that could be set on fire. This artificial meteor shower was not the last thing unleashed upon these enemies of world peace, however, for more was yet to come.

High above these countries there now sat an array of satellites carrying tungsten slugs weighing one metric ton apiece. Each of the slugs, which were about the size of an oxygen tank used in a hospital, had a rocket motor at the end so that it could be aimed at the ground. One by one, a total of thirty of these were launched at known bases and bunkers, though several were saved for destroying battleships, aircraft carriers, and yes, the “immortal” emperor’s headquarters facilities.

The Monavians were still not yet finished. They now unleashed a new weapon—radiological devices. Though Monavia, like many countries, had kept nuclear warheads aboard satellites so that they could be quickly and quietly dropped on somebody without having to launch a missile that could get shot down, they had also fitted neutron bombs, that is to say bombs that sent out nothing but radiation when they detonated, onto the satellites. The radiation quickly dissipated, and the bombs were small enough to wipe out individual bases without killing civilians only a few miles away. A neutron bomb was deployed against the palace of the Emperor of GEIJD and the Korean leader’s palace, and more bombs were dropped on army bases and naval bases that had not been hit by anything else yet.

All of these computer attacks, missile launches, bomb drops, and so forth had taken place in less than one hour. By the time it was over, the Monavian military leaders were celebrating their fast victory with champagne and preparing to finish off whatever was left after a lunch break.

OoC: God-modding? Japan and Korea get to choose the extent of the damage, not the attacker.

[Useful Daveia]

OOC: Funnily enough, he hasn't actually stated what forms of damage were done beyond the viruses, of which this pretty much sums up the worst of it.

While these viruses propagated through the targeted networks, another set of viruses were sent to both countries, but were aimed at their satellite controls, military command networks, and so forth. The viruses were inserted into the networks quietly without actually being used to shut them down, increasing the amount of time they could stay hidden before being discovered and dealt with. After a short while, a signal was given, activating the viruses, which began automatically shutting down everything and scrambling what could not be shut down.

The rest, is all mere 'likely' and deployments, what was attacked with what etc.

[Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia]

OOC: My entrance as an ally of Lamoni has been planned for a few days now. Pardon my tardiness in showing up.

---

Present day.

Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Chalcedon, Monavia

The Ministry had received messages from the Lamonian government which detailed requests for assistance against the menaces that had been rearing themselves up in the past week. Already, there were some outrageous claims of imperialist occupation taking place, but now that an ally had expressed a desire for support in an effort to put an end to said occupation and the aggression connected to it, some action had to be taken. It was not long before a brief message was addressed to the Lamonian government with a response that would hopefully provide them with some semblance of solidarity. Because the most recent Lamonian declaration referenced objections to the inclusion of slavery in this morass of problems, the message was addressed to the Under-Minister for the Abolition of Slavery, Alberte Bieito.

(Image)

Mr. Under-Minister:

The Monavian government has received a statement from the Lamonian foreign ministry regarding certain objectionably policies practiced by foreign warmongers. Because their conduct represents a universal national security threat, and because they appear to be intent of enslaving the peoples of foreign states in furtherance of their aims, it has been decided that some action should be taken against these dangers to international order and peace.

I have made a statement of recommendation to my government, to wit, I have requested that a police action be carried out against the aggressors. A secret meeting of Parliament will be taking place this evening in order to vote on the proposal for this action; however, it is very likely to pass. Once that is accomplished, the Crown will handle all operational matters from there.

Sincerely,

The Right Honorable Frank Carter
Minister of Foreign Affairs

---

Carter’s predictions were correct. Parliament did indeed pass the proposal for a police action, meaning that the Crown could make a brief use of force without official notice. Because no formal war was declared, there would be no warning whatsoever for the Monavian Empire’s newfound enemies. The Monavians had the element of surprise and they planned to make the best possible use of it.

---

Low earth orbit
Open space

It had been almost two years since the last time that Aegis, the great laser platform, had been used to destroy anything. Now that a police action had been declared, it had been called back into service. Its batteries and capacitors were charged enough to keep it powered for a great many shots, but for now, its first order of business was to be aimed at targets prior to firing.

Before anything physical was attacked, the enemy had to be blinded first. Computer viruses had been uploaded onto networks by hackers and then discreetly sent to computers in both enemy countries, the Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia, hereafter referred to as GEIJD, and to the country referred to as “Korean phoenix.” The viruses were of the usual commercial type, designed to damage civilian networks like other viruses, but the worst part was that the virus deployed against GEIJD was not activated until it went to Korea first, and the virus sent to Korea was sent there through computers in GEIJD. Other measures were taken to provide the appearances of traitors existing in both countries in order to force them to turn away from their offensive operations on the front and clean up problems on the inside, only to find that no problems existed.

While these viruses propagated through the targeted networks, another set of viruses were sent to both countries, but were aimed at their satellite controls, military command networks, and so forth. The viruses were inserted into the networks quietly without actually being used to shut them down, increasing the amount of time they could stay hidden before being discovered and dealt with. After a short while, a signal was given, activating the viruses, which began automatically shutting down everything and scrambling what could not be shut down.

Meanwhile, as all of this went down, an electronic message was sent to the Japanese Emperor’s private E-mail account.

To: [address censored for security reasons]
From: licensingboard441@immortalityservices.com
Subject: Expiration

August 12, 2011:

I have the onerous business of informing Your Imperial Majesty Tokugawa-Qianglong Uchiha no Yuan Zong Huangdi no Muteki no sama no Tenno Heika no Kami Banzai-sama no Wagakimi-sama no Yamato-tenshii-sama, most noble Emperor of Japan, that your license to remain immortal has recently expired as of August 10, subject to renewal as per our arrangement.

I will arrange the renewal of said license for another thousand years, provided that you pay the requisite $25.00 licensing fee by tomorrow (credit card only). Please do so soon; I don’t want to see you grow old.

Sincerely,

Kim Deng

As if the pointless messages and viruses were not enough to bother everyone, the satellites, now likely to be blinded (though the Monavians could not be too sure), were being shot down. Because Aegis was firing its thin laser in space, where there was no air to obstruct the passage of its beam, the laser was turned down to its lowest setting. The Monavians were going to shoot down as many satellites as they could before anyone else found out what was going on.

Aegis could not do all of this alone. More weapons needed to be used, so 150 anti-satellite missiles had been launched from silos located in distant parts of the country that the Japanese and Koreans knew nothing about. Of course, this was nowhere near the end of the Monavian attack.

Sixty rockets, each loaded with warheads containing conically shaped steel cages holding loads of 2,000 tungsten spheres apiece, roared into the skies above and began to orbit the earth at an altitude of fifty miles. Slowly they made a flat beeline towards the targets, staying parallel to the curvature of the earth so that their paths could not be plotted. Because of their trajectories and the fact that they would not be detected until they had been up in the air for quite a while, the warheads could not be traced back to Monavia via radar or similar technologies. Shortly after launch, the warheads opened up, releasing the cages which heated up as they re-entered the atmosphere. The cages were nearly melted from the heat when they were allowed to break apart, sending clusters of 2,000 white-hot metal spheres hurtling towards targets all over Korea and GEIJD.

Whole fleets of ships were attacked; the spheres were spread out so that they hit everything at least once. Out of the total of 120,000 spheres launched, some were also aimed at cities and ammunition dumps, bomb factories, and anything that could be set on fire. This artificial meteor shower was not the last thing unleashed upon these enemies of world peace, however, for more was yet to come.

High above these countries there now sat an array of satellites carrying tungsten slugs weighing one metric ton apiece. Each of the slugs, which were about the size of an oxygen tank used in a hospital, had a rocket motor at the end so that it could be aimed at the ground. One by one, a total of thirty of these were launched at known bases and bunkers, though several were saved for destroying battleships, aircraft carriers, and yes, the “immortal” emperor’s headquarters facilities.

The Monavians were still not yet finished. They now unleashed a new weapon—radiological devices. Though Monavia, like many countries, had kept nuclear warheads aboard satellites so that they could be quickly and quietly dropped on somebody without having to launch a missile that could get shot down, they had also fitted neutron bombs, that is to say bombs that sent out nothing but radiation when they detonated, onto the satellites. The radiation quickly dissipated, and the bombs were small enough to wipe out individual bases without killing civilians only a few miles away. A neutron bomb was deployed against the palace of the Emperor of GEIJD and the Korean leader’s palace, and more bombs were dropped on army bases and naval bases that had not been hit by anything else yet.

All of these computer attacks, missile launches, bomb drops, and so forth had taken place in less than one hour. By the time it was over, the Monavian military leaders were celebrating their fast victory with champagne and preparing to finish off whatever was left after a lunch break.

- Ignore Cannon fired for the entire thing. Godmod. In addition, I gave Maryginia independence anyway. I told them by telegram, they could leave. Also, I took back, however, all my military + economic assets + investments in Maryginia, back to Japan. I withdrew my troops from there, as well as all my economic assets, as well as everything else Japanese. However, I have on final request: All Japanese-Maryginians (mixed origin during the era of Maryginia under Japan) must be expatriated to Japan. Also, I am selling my nuclear arsenal away, to get more money for the Japanese economy minus Maryginia. I need money, so each nuke is for $1 billion. I have decided to destroy all my 50,000 of them, built during the Era of Maryginia. Anyone wants to buy them?

[Alqania]

OOC: My entrance as an ally of Lamoni has been planned for a few days now. Pardon my tardiness in showing up.

---

Present day.

Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Chalcedon, Monavia

The Ministry had received messages from the Lamonian government which detailed requests for assistance against the menaces that had been rearing themselves up in the past week. Already, there were some outrageous claims of imperialist occupation taking place, but now that an ally had expressed a desire for support in an effort to put an end to said occupation and the aggression connected to it, some action had to be taken. It was not long before a brief message was addressed to the Lamonian government with a response that would hopefully provide them with some semblance of solidarity. Because the most recent Lamonian declaration referenced objections to the inclusion of slavery in this morass of problems, the message was addressed to the Under-Minister for the Abolition of Slavery, Alberte Bieito.

(Image)

Mr. Under-Minister:

The Monavian government has received a statement from the Lamonian foreign ministry regarding certain objectionably policies practiced by foreign warmongers. Because their conduct represents a universal national security threat, and because they appear to be intent of enslaving the peoples of foreign states in furtherance of their aims, it has been decided that some action should be taken against these dangers to international order and peace.

I have made a statement of recommendation to my government, to wit, I have requested that a police action be carried out against the aggressors. A secret meeting of Parliament will be taking place this evening in order to vote on the proposal for this action; however, it is very likely to pass. Once that is accomplished, the Crown will handle all operational matters from there.

Sincerely,

The Right Honorable Frank Carter
Minister of Foreign Affairs

---

Carter’s predictions were correct. Parliament did indeed pass the proposal for a police action, meaning that the Crown could make a brief use of force without official notice. Because no formal war was declared, there would be no warning whatsoever for the Monavian Empire’s newfound enemies. The Monavians had the element of surprise and they planned to make the best possible use of it.

---

Low earth orbit
Open space

It had been almost two years since the last time that Aegis, the great laser platform, had been used to destroy anything. Now that a police action had been declared, it had been called back into service. Its batteries and capacitors were charged enough to keep it powered for a great many shots, but for now, its first order of business was to be aimed at targets prior to firing.

Before anything physical was attacked, the enemy had to be blinded first. Computer viruses had been uploaded onto networks by hackers and then discreetly sent to computers in both enemy countries, the Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia, hereafter referred to as GEIJD, and to the country referred to as “Korean phoenix.” The viruses were of the usual commercial type, designed to damage civilian networks like other viruses, but the worst part was that the virus deployed against GEIJD was not activated until it went to Korea first, and the virus sent to Korea was sent there through computers in GEIJD. Other measures were taken to provide the appearances of traitors existing in both countries in order to force them to turn away from their offensive operations on the front and clean up problems on the inside, only to find that no problems existed.

While these viruses propagated through the targeted networks, another set of viruses were sent to both countries, but were aimed at their satellite controls, military command networks, and so forth. The viruses were inserted into the networks quietly without actually being used to shut them down, increasing the amount of time they could stay hidden before being discovered and dealt with. After a short while, a signal was given, activating the viruses, which began automatically shutting down everything and scrambling what could not be shut down.

Meanwhile, as all of this went down, an electronic message was sent to the Japanese Emperor’s private E-mail account.

To: [address censored for security reasons]
From: licensingboard441@immortalityservices.com
Subject: Expiration

August 12, 2011:

I have the onerous business of informing Your Imperial Majesty Tokugawa-Qianglong Uchiha no Yuan Zong Huangdi no Muteki no sama no Tenno Heika no Kami Banzai-sama no Wagakimi-sama no Yamato-tenshii-sama, most noble Emperor of Japan, that your license to remain immortal has recently expired as of August 10, subject to renewal as per our arrangement.

I will arrange the renewal of said license for another thousand years, provided that you pay the requisite $25.00 licensing fee by tomorrow (credit card only). Please do so soon; I don’t want to see you grow old.

Sincerely,

Kim Deng

As if the pointless messages and viruses were not enough to bother everyone, the satellites, now likely to be blinded (though the Monavians could not be too sure), were being shot down. Because Aegis was firing its thin laser in space, where there was no air to obstruct the passage of its beam, the laser was turned down to its lowest setting. The Monavians were going to shoot down as many satellites as they could before anyone else found out what was going on.

Aegis could not do all of this alone. More weapons needed to be used, so 150 anti-satellite missiles had been launched from silos located in distant parts of the country that the Japanese and Koreans knew nothing about. Of course, this was nowhere near the end of the Monavian attack.

Sixty rockets, each loaded with warheads containing conically shaped steel cages holding loads of 2,000 tungsten spheres apiece, roared into the skies above and began to orbit the earth at an altitude of fifty miles. Slowly they made a flat beeline towards the targets, staying parallel to the curvature of the earth so that their paths could not be plotted. Because of their trajectories and the fact that they would not be detected until they had been up in the air for quite a while, the warheads could not be traced back to Monavia via radar or similar technologies. Shortly after launch, the warheads opened up, releasing the cages which heated up as they re-entered the atmosphere. The cages were nearly melted from the heat when they were allowed to break apart, sending clusters of 2,000 white-hot metal spheres hurtling towards targets all over Korea and GEIJD.

Whole fleets of ships were attacked; the spheres were spread out so that they hit everything at least once. Out of the total of 120,000 spheres launched, some were also aimed at cities and ammunition dumps, bomb factories, and anything that could be set on fire. This artificial meteor shower was not the last thing unleashed upon these enemies of world peace, however, for more was yet to come.

High above these countries there now sat an array of satellites carrying tungsten slugs weighing one metric ton apiece. Each of the slugs, which were about the size of an oxygen tank used in a hospital, had a rocket motor at the end so that it could be aimed at the ground. One by one, a total of thirty of these were launched at known bases and bunkers, though several were saved for destroying battleships, aircraft carriers, and yes, the “immortal” emperor’s headquarters facilities.

The Monavians were still not yet finished. They now unleashed a new weapon—radiological devices. Though Monavia, like many countries, had kept nuclear warheads aboard satellites so that they could be quickly and quietly dropped on somebody without having to launch a missile that could get shot down, they had also fitted neutron bombs, that is to say bombs that sent out nothing but radiation when they detonated, onto the satellites. The radiation quickly dissipated, and the bombs were small enough to wipe out individual bases without killing civilians only a few miles away. A neutron bomb was deployed against the palace of the Emperor of GEIJD and the Korean leader’s palace, and more bombs were dropped on army bases and naval bases that had not been hit by anything else yet.

All of these computer attacks, missile launches, bomb drops, and so forth had taken place in less than one hour. By the time it was over, the Monavian military leaders were celebrating their fast victory with champagne and preparing to finish off whatever was left after a lunch break.

- Ignore Cannon fired for the entire thing. Godmod. In addition, I gave Maryginia independence anyway. I told them by telegram, they could leave. Also, I took back, however, all my military + economic assets + investments in Maryginia, back to Japan. I withdrew my troops from there, as well as all my economic assets, as well as everything else Japanese. However, I have on final request: All Japanese-Maryginians (mixed origin during the era of Maryginia under Japan) must be expatriated to Japan. Also, I am selling my nuclear arsenal away, to get more money for the Japanese economy minus Maryginia. I need money, so each nuke is for $1 billion. I have decided to destroy all my 50,000 of them, built during the Era of Maryginia. Anyone wants to buy them?

OOC: Since Maryginia has retconned ever being conquered by you, none of that actually happened. There was no era of Maryginia under Japan.

[Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia]

- Ignore Cannon fired for the entire thing. Godmod. In addition, I gave Maryginia independence anyway. I told them by telegram, they could leave. Also, I took back, however, all my military + economic assets + investments in Maryginia, back to Japan. I withdrew my troops from there, as well as all my economic assets, as well as everything else Japanese. However, I have on final request: All Japanese-Maryginians (mixed origin during the era of Maryginia under Japan) must be expatriated to Japan. Also, I am selling my nuclear arsenal away, to get more money for the Japanese economy minus Maryginia. I need money, so each nuke is for $1 billion. I have decided to destroy all my 50,000 of them, built during the Era of Maryginia. Anyone wants to buy them?

OOC: Since Maryginia has retconned ever being conquered by you, none of that actually happened. There was no era of Maryginia under Japan.

OOC: I pretty much, lets say, telegrammed them to. I told them to leave as well, as retcon.

[Alqania]

OOC: Since Maryginia has retconned ever being conquered by you, none of that actually happened. There was no era of Maryginia under Japan.

OOC: I pretty much, lets say, telegrammed them to. I told them to leave as well, as retcon.

OOC: No matter who decided to retcon it or how, once it's retconned, it didn't happen. I repeat: there was no era of Maryginia under Japan.

[Belfras]

OOC: Since Maryginia has retconned ever being conquered by you, none of that actually happened. There was no era of Maryginia under Japan.

OOC: I pretty much, lets say, telegrammed them to. I told them to leave as well, as retcon.

Sorry dude. Retconn means it never happened. So he was never conquered, and you never gained 50,000 warheads. TGing him that hes free makes no difference. Retconn literally means "Never happened."

Otherwise if you retconn an attack you have to clean up the remains.

[Useful Daveia]

OOC: My entrance as an ally of Lamoni has been planned for a few days now. Pardon my tardiness in showing up.

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Present day.

Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Chalcedon, Monavia

The Ministry had received messages from the Lamonian government which detailed requests for assistance against the menaces that had been rearing themselves up in the past week. Already, there were some outrageous claims of imperialist occupation taking place, but now that an ally had expressed a desire for support in an effort to put an end to said occupation and the aggression connected to it, some action had to be taken. It was not long before a brief message was addressed to the Lamonian government with a response that would hopefully provide them with some semblance of solidarity. Because the most recent Lamonian declaration referenced objections to the inclusion of slavery in this morass of problems, the message was addressed to the Under-Minister for the Abolition of Slavery, Alberte Bieito.

(Image)

Mr. Under-Minister:

The Monavian government has received a statement from the Lamonian foreign ministry regarding certain objectionably policies practiced by foreign warmongers. Because their conduct represents a universal national security threat, and because they appear to be intent of enslaving the peoples of foreign states in furtherance of their aims, it has been decided that some action should be taken against these dangers to international order and peace.

I have made a statement of recommendation to my government, to wit, I have requested that a police action be carried out against the aggressors. A secret meeting of Parliament will be taking place this evening in order to vote on the proposal for this action; however, it is very likely to pass. Once that is accomplished, the Crown will handle all operational matters from there.

Sincerely,

The Right Honorable Frank Carter
Minister of Foreign Affairs

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Carter’s predictions were correct. Parliament did indeed pass the proposal for a police action, meaning that the Crown could make a brief use of force without official notice. Because no formal war was declared, there would be no warning whatsoever for the Monavian Empire’s newfound enemies. The Monavians had the element of surprise and they planned to make the best possible use of it.

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Low earth orbit
Open space

It had been almost two years since the last time that Aegis, the great laser platform, had been used to destroy anything. Now that a police action had been declared, it had been called back into service. Its batteries and capacitors were charged enough to keep it powered for a great many shots, but for now, its first order of business was to be aimed at targets prior to firing.

Before anything physical was attacked, the enemy had to be blinded first. Computer viruses had been uploaded onto networks by hackers and then discreetly sent to computers in both enemy countries, the Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia, hereafter referred to as GEIJD, and to the country referred to as “Korean phoenix.” The viruses were of the usual commercial type, designed to damage civilian networks like other viruses, but the worst part was that the virus deployed against GEIJD was not activated until it went to Korea first, and the virus sent to Korea was sent there through computers in GEIJD. Other measures were taken to provide the appearances of traitors existing in both countries in order to force them to turn away from their offensive operations on the front and clean up problems on the inside, only to find that no problems existed.

While these viruses propagated through the targeted networks, another set of viruses were sent to both countries, but were aimed at their satellite controls, military command networks, and so forth. The viruses were inserted into the networks quietly without actually being used to shut them down, increasing the amount of time they could stay hidden before being discovered and dealt with. After a short while, a signal was given, activating the viruses, which began automatically shutting down everything and scrambling what could not be shut down.

Meanwhile, as all of this went down, an electronic message was sent to the Japanese Emperor’s private E-mail account.

To: [address censored for security reasons]
From: licensingboard441@immortalityservices.com
Subject: Expiration

August 12, 2011:

I have the onerous business of informing Your Imperial Majesty Tokugawa-Qianglong Uchiha no Yuan Zong Huangdi no Muteki no sama no Tenno Heika no Kami Banzai-sama no Wagakimi-sama no Yamato-tenshii-sama, most noble Emperor of Japan, that your license to remain immortal has recently expired as of August 10, subject to renewal as per our arrangement.

I will arrange the renewal of said license for another thousand years, provided that you pay the requisite $25.00 licensing fee by tomorrow (credit card only). Please do so soon; I don’t want to see you grow old.

Sincerely,

Kim Deng

As if the pointless messages and viruses were not enough to bother everyone, the satellites, now likely to be blinded (though the Monavians could not be too sure), were being shot down. Because Aegis was firing its thin laser in space, where there was no air to obstruct the passage of its beam, the laser was turned down to its lowest setting. The Monavians were going to shoot down as many satellites as they could before anyone else found out what was going on.

Aegis could not do all of this alone. More weapons needed to be used, so 150 anti-satellite missiles had been launched from silos located in distant parts of the country that the Japanese and Koreans knew nothing about. Of course, this was nowhere near the end of the Monavian attack.

Sixty rockets, each loaded with warheads containing conically shaped steel cages holding loads of 2,000 tungsten spheres apiece, roared into the skies above and began to orbit the earth at an altitude of fifty miles. Slowly they made a flat beeline towards the targets, staying parallel to the curvature of the earth so that their paths could not be plotted. Because of their trajectories and the fact that they would not be detected until they had been up in the air for quite a while, the warheads could not be traced back to Monavia via radar or similar technologies. Shortly after launch, the warheads opened up, releasing the cages which heated up as they re-entered the atmosphere. The cages were nearly melted from the heat when they were allowed to break apart, sending clusters of 2,000 white-hot metal spheres hurtling towards targets all over Korea and GEIJD.

Whole fleets of ships were attacked; the spheres were spread out so that they hit everything at least once. Out of the total of 120,000 spheres launched, some were also aimed at cities and ammunition dumps, bomb factories, and anything that could be set on fire. This artificial meteor shower was not the last thing unleashed upon these enemies of world peace, however, for more was yet to come.

High above these countries there now sat an array of satellites carrying tungsten slugs weighing one metric ton apiece. Each of the slugs, which were about the size of an oxygen tank used in a hospital, had a rocket motor at the end so that it could be aimed at the ground. One by one, a total of thirty of these were launched at known bases and bunkers, though several were saved for destroying battleships, aircraft carriers, and yes, the “immortal” emperor’s headquarters facilities.

The Monavians were still not yet finished. They now unleashed a new weapon—radiological devices. Though Monavia, like many countries, had kept nuclear warheads aboard satellites so that they could be quickly and quietly dropped on somebody without having to launch a missile that could get shot down, they had also fitted neutron bombs, that is to say bombs that sent out nothing but radiation when they detonated, onto the satellites. The radiation quickly dissipated, and the bombs were small enough to wipe out individual bases without killing civilians only a few miles away. A neutron bomb was deployed against the palace of the Emperor of GEIJD and the Korean leader’s palace, and more bombs were dropped on army bases and naval bases that had not been hit by anything else yet.

All of these computer attacks, missile launches, bomb drops, and so forth had taken place in less than one hour. By the time it was over, the Monavian military leaders were celebrating their fast victory with champagne and preparing to finish off whatever was left after a lunch break.

- Ignore Cannon fired for the entire thing. Godmod. In addition, I gave Maryginia independence anyway. I told them by telegram, they could leave. Also, I took back, however, all my military + economic assets + investments in Maryginia, back to Japan. I withdrew my troops from there, as well as all my economic assets, as well as everything else Japanese. However, I have on final request: All Japanese-Maryginians (mixed origin during the era of Maryginia under Japan) must be expatriated to Japan. Also, I am selling my nuclear arsenal away, to get more money for the Japanese economy minus Maryginia. I need money, so each nuke is for $1 billion. I have decided to destroy all my 50,000 of them, built during the Era of Maryginia. Anyone wants to buy them?

As Maryginia retconned ever being conquered, you never gained ANY population, military or economic assets, let alone even put anything on Maryginian soil or in their airspace. A retcon isn't exactly a one sided thing you know, while Maryginia was never conquered now, this means that all of the budgeting you did upon their money? Well...

[Belfras]

Hahah, never thought of that UsefulDaveia.. How strange.

edit: realised how Harsh i was, sorry GEIJD.

[Estovakiva]

Hahah, never thought of that UsefulDaveia. They're totally broke now!

His Economy would be like IRL-North-Korea or Zimbawe the inflation ratio is up in the billions.

[Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia]

OOC: I pretty much, lets say, telegrammed them to. I told them to leave as well, as retcon.

Sorry dude. Retconn means it never happened. So he was never conquered, and you never gained 50,000 warheads. TGing him that hes free makes no difference. Retconn literally means "Never happened."

Otherwise if you retconn an attack you have to clean up the remains.

The nukes were built before that time. Maryginia was the storage place for them. The nukes existed before I conquered Maryginia. Yet I am selling them all away ($1 billion each), to fund my new (Maryginia-less) economy.

Who wants to buy them? (Putting them in my storefront later on today)

[The State of Monavia]

GEIJD, if you do not want people to keep posting on this dead thread, please ask the moderators to delete it. That should solve your problems.

On second thought, you should also ask them to delete the OOC thread too.