The Flaming Wombat - part C

[Hathradic States]

*likes to forget the bad sometimes*

God knows we need to.

Yeah. All of us. It took me a while to let go. But I have, of everything.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

God knows we need to.

Yeah. All of us. It took me a while to let go. But I have, of everything.

*Listens to Float On*

[Planeta de los Muertos]

*starts lapping up the milk as fast as possible spilling all over. After finishing sits down on LadyRebels lap covered in milk.*

*grabs a wet towel from behind the bar, and a nice dry heated one, gently cleans up Kitteh then snuggles her into the dry heated towel and sets her on my lap*

We still are! I was as confused as you at first.

oh I thought you found a new love and moved on...I was happy for you though....

Our bond will never falter.

[The Nuclear Fist]

Not cool. I'm not even tasty...

I rather enjoy cat meat.

[LadyRebels]

I'll wash you so that the milk doesn't rot and leave you stinking.

*picks up KCB by the neck scruff*
*tilts back head*
*jaw unhinges like a snake*
*eats KCB*
*squirts ketchup into my gullet*
*enjoys*

*draws my .357 and shoots you between the eyes before you can hurt my Kitteh*

Mine.... Leave alone.......

[Kitty Cat Businesses]

Not cool. I'm not even tasty...

I rather enjoy cat meat.

Why? Am I just that much fun to troll?

[The Nuclear Fist]

And what about shit like this:

I, wait so long in the snow
For one little piece of bread (of bread)
And I have been drunk since I was born
And I keep Mongolians in a cage
I'm poor
I sold my child for a sip of vodka
My wife is named Svetlana Borshtynskovskiska
At my space station, we tried to send a cardboardbox up into the sky

It's satire. Poor satire, but satire none the less. Besides, I'm not married and it clearly isn't about my particular people.

[The Nuclear Fist]

*draws my .357 and shoots you between the eyes before you can hurt my Kitteh*

Mine.... Leave alone.......

*head asplodes into a cloud of wasps, centipedes, and rotten meat chunks*
*head quickly regrows*
*eats your cat*

[LadyRebels]

Good memory I am a Pagan Green Witch..meaning roughly that I am a solitary type of Witch, I don't have nor want a coven, I also balance the light and shadow in my rituals.



But I thought we were already together Planeta.... no more?

*puts information in my LR file*
One day my files will be more extensive than the mods

And no wonder you're so enchanting

Well thank you Deary....

[Gauntleted Fist]

I rather enjoy cat meat.

Why? Am I just that much fun to troll?

Oh No You Didn't.

[LadyRebels]

*draws my .357 and shoots you between the eyes before you can hurt my Kitteh*

Mine.... Leave alone.......

*head asplodes into a cloud of wasps, centipedes, and rotten meat chunks*
*head quickly regrows*
*eats your cat*

*runs up and forces my arm down your throat to get my Kitteh back before you harm her, looks you right in the eye and says calmly to you*

Do.Not.Tempt.Me.My.Kitteh.You.Shall.Not.Harm.Her.

[The Nuclear Fist]

I rather enjoy cat meat.

Why? Am I just that much fun to troll?

Nu. I mean that I physically enjoy cat meat. It is tasty.

[The Nuclear Fist]

*runs up and forces my arm down your throat to get my Kitteh back before you harm her, looks you right in the eye and says calmly to you*

Do.Not.Tempt.Me.My.Kitteh.You.Shall.Not.Harm.Her.

*eels in my body viciously rip the flesh from your arm*
*removes your leftover appendage from my body*
Please refrain from doing that. I don't like wasting my body eels.

[LadyRebels]

*grabs a wet towel from behind the bar, and a nice dry heated one, gently cleans up Kitteh then snuggles her into the dry heated towel and sets her on my lap*



oh I thought you found a new love and moved on...I was happy for you though....

Our bond will never falter.

Ok coolness.....

[Mushet]

Why? Am I just that much fun to troll?

Nu. I mean that I physically enjoy cat meat. It is tasty.

Are you sure you're not Chinese?

[LadyRebels]

*runs up and forces my arm down your throat to get my Kitteh back before you harm her, looks you right in the eye and says calmly to you*

Do.Not.Tempt.Me.My.Kitteh.You.Shall.Not.Harm.Her.

*eels in my body viciously rip the flesh from your arm*
*removes your leftover appendage from my body*
Please refrain from doing that. I don't like wasting my body eels.

*regrows appendage quickly and looks you in the eye*
Then kindly refrain from trying to eat my Kitteh.

[The Nuclear Fist]

Nu. I mean that I physically enjoy cat meat. It is tasty.

Are you sure you're not Chinese?

Desperation really frees up one's inhibitions.

[Mushet]

*puts information in my LR file*
One day my files will be more extensive than the mods

And no wonder you're so enchanting

Well thank you Deary....

No problem nocihuaanacayotl

That means my vagina in nahuatl

[The Nuclear Fist]

*regrows appendage quickly and looks you in the eye*
Then kindly refrain from trying to eat my Kitteh.

*centipede crawls out of my shirt, and into my eyesocket under my eye*
*a large, serrated tongue shoots out and smacks against your face*
*licks you*
Meh. I'll think about it.

[Kitty Cat Businesses]

*regrows appendage quickly and looks you in the eye*
Then kindly refrain from trying to eat my Kitteh.

*centipede crawls out of my shirt, and into my eyesocket under my eye*
*a large, serrated tongue shoots out and smacks against your face*
*licks you*
Meh. I'll think about it.

O.O You remind me of a horror movie...

[Menassa]

Theres a cat were?!

*sees kitty cat*

oh well *grabs*

[The Nuclear Fist]

O.O You remind me of a horror movie...

You remind me of my steady diet of cat, during my stay in Liberia.

[Mushet]

Why must everyone fuck with the cat?

[Planeta de los Muertos]

And what about shit like this:

I, wait so long in the snow
For one little piece of bread (of bread)
And I have been drunk since I was born
And I keep Mongolians in a cage
I'm poor
I sold my child for a sip of vodka
My wife is named Svetlana Borshtynskovskiska
At my space station, we tried to send a cardboardbox up into the sky

It's satire. Poor satire, but satire none the less. Besides, I'm not married and it clearly isn't about my particular people.

There's more:

I, eat sour dough, it no good
I have never seen a real black man (black man)
And I, have ten kids, I can't feed
I hope we fight a nuclear war (da)
I hope I eat a piece of fish for dinner
We have a wall to keep my people in here
The KGB, arresting me, cause they catch me
Touching myself

[LadyRebels]

Well thank you Deary....

No problem nocihuaanacayotl

That means my vagina in nahuatl

*kicks something hard*

another time that I can't use the comebacks......*mumbles under breath*

*regrows appendage quickly and looks you in the eye*
Then kindly refrain from trying to eat my Kitteh.

*centipede crawls out of my shirt, and into my eyesocket under my eye*
*a large, serrated tongue shoots out and smacks against your face*
*licks you*
Meh. I'll think about it.

*raises one eyebrow and still looking you in the eyes, head tilts the way of the smack and the cuts heal up quickly*
I would really like you to more than think about it, please stop doing it.