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by Frenequesta » Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:01 pm
GENERAL ASSEMBLY PROPOSAL
ID: theglactic_1300591516
Keeping leaders in power
A resolution to restrict political freedoms in the interest of law and order.
Category: Political Stability
Strength: Significant
Proposed by: Theglactic
Description: due to the unstability between nations and regions we declare that all current leaders stay in power for life
Approvals: 0
Status: Lacking Support (requires 65 more approvals)
Voting Ends: in 3 days
by Umbra Ac Silentium » Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:03 pm
Frenequesta wrote:GENERAL ASSEMBLY PROPOSAL
ID: theglactic_1300591516
Keeping leaders in power
A resolution to restrict political freedoms in the interest of law and order.
Category: Political Stability
Strength: Significant
Proposed by: Theglactic
Description: due to the unstability between nations and regions we declare that all current leaders stay in power for life
Approvals: 0
Status: Lacking Support (requires 65 more approvals)
Voting Ends: in 3 days
Badly written, badly argued, possible strength violation and ideological ban.
The Holy Therns wrote:Your thought pattern is so bizarre I can't even be offended anymore.
by Moronist Decisions » Sat Mar 19, 2011 10:32 pm
GENERAL ASSEMBLY PROPOSAL
ID: just_guy_1300590121
Repeal "Stem Cells For Greater Health"
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation
Category: Repeal
Resolution: GA#49
Proposed by: Just Guy
Description: WA General Assembly Resolution #49: Stem Cells For Greater Health (Category: Social Justice; Strength: Significant) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
Argument: Repeal “Stem Cells for Greater Health”
Peoples and/or Sentient Things of the Assembling World,
Article 1 – The Meaning of Death
Understanding the tears of pollutants and radioactive transistor radios, which will iridescently dwindle with a certain belittling glow because Stems Cells are bad;
Article 2 – When Soup Is Cold
Noting that there is nothing that Cells can do till pumpkins are Cells and Soup meets Chocolate goodies in this lovely institution of FROGHOGWASHINESS DISSONANCE (!!!);
Article 4 – Distinctions of a Sheep and a Dreaming Staircase
Impressed by not very much, and certainly not impressed by the World Assembly promoting Stems Cells especially for “Greater Health”, it would have been acceptable to say “Chocolate Cake for Greater Health” or “Recreational Intercourse for Greater Health”... but “Stems Cells for Greater Health”!?
Article 5 – The Windowpane Kiss
Bearing in mind the principles of the General Assembly to make the world a better place which is much different than a greater health, just because people are healthier doesn't mean the place is better... the health of mother-in-laws is negatively correlated with the betterment of the world;
Article 6 – Life Penalty By Disco Electro-cution
Observing that magic is good and can be used instead of Stem Cells that is if one has a broomstick to fly and eat toads and melt castles with beams of cascading lists of lettered ink rain;
Article 7 – Phoenixes Brush The Ash Out Of Their Teeth
Thinking about stem cells as bubble gum that fell in love one day with the spine of a goat and made a love child that hummed a tune like do-do-do which kind of sounds like the sound of “Stem Cells for Greater Health” being hereby repealed.
by Cool Egg Sandwich » Sat Mar 19, 2011 10:34 pm
Moronist Decisions wrote:GENERAL ASSEMBLY PROPOSAL
ID: just_guy_1300590121
Repeal "Stem Cells For Greater Health"
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation
Category: Repeal
Resolution: GA#49
Proposed by: Just Guy
Description: WA General Assembly Resolution #49: Stem Cells For Greater Health (Category: Social Justice; Strength: Significant) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
Argument: Repeal “Stem Cells for Greater Health”
Peoples and/or Sentient Things of the Assembling World,
Article 1 – The Meaning of Death
Understanding the tears of pollutants and radioactive transistor radios, which will iridescently dwindle with a certain belittling glow because Stems Cells are bad;
Article 2 – When Soup Is Cold
Noting that there is nothing that Cells can do till pumpkins are Cells and Soup meets Chocolate goodies in this lovely institution of FROGHOGWASHINESS DISSONANCE (!!!);
Article 4 – Distinctions of a Sheep and a Dreaming Staircase
Impressed by not very much, and certainly not impressed by the World Assembly promoting Stems Cells especially for “Greater Health”, it would have been acceptable to say “Chocolate Cake for Greater Health” or “Recreational Intercourse for Greater Health”... but “Stems Cells for Greater Health”!?
Article 5 – The Windowpane Kiss
Bearing in mind the principles of the General Assembly to make the world a better place which is much different than a greater health, just because people are healthier doesn't mean the place is better... the health of mother-in-laws is negatively correlated with the betterment of the world;
Article 6 – Life Penalty By Disco Electro-cution
Observing that magic is good and can be used instead of Stem Cells that is if one has a broomstick to fly and eat toads and melt castles with beams of cascading lists of lettered ink rain;
Article 7 – Phoenixes Brush The Ash Out Of Their Teeth
Thinking about stem cells as bubble gum that fell in love one day with the spine of a goat and made a love child that hummed a tune like do-do-do which kind of sounds like the sound of “Stem Cells for Greater Health” being hereby repealed.
Moronist Decisions wrote:What the censored? Badly worded - almost like a joke - and no operative clause.
by Cool Egg Sandwich » Sun Mar 20, 2011 12:21 am
Just Guy wrote:I am very offended you consider my fine proposal a joke. Furthermore, had you actually read it, it is quite evident that there is indeed an operative clause.
by Knootoss » Sun Mar 20, 2011 3:10 am
Argument: RECOGNIZING the false fact that male circumcision may be performed for any medical reason.
BEING AWARE that male circumcision was introduced in some countries centuries ago to prevent easy masturbation.
ALSO AWARE that masturbation most commonly is recognized as bad not only morally, but most religiously.
INFORMING that male circumcision is a religious act that has no medical reasons and exposes babies for unnecessary pain and health risk.
HEREBY,
REPEALS Resoulution #141, "Permit Male Circumcision".
by Knootoss » Sun Mar 20, 2011 3:10 am
by Charlotte Ryberg » Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:09 am
Raisng the trade tarniff
Category: Free Trade
Strength: Significant
Proposed by: Theglactic
Description: this would put a enourmous tarniff on foreign goods from other regions it would encourage buying at home products and it would create new reveanue
by Mahaj WA Seat » Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:15 am
Charlotte Ryberg wrote:Raisng the trade tarniff
Category: Free Trade
Strength: Significant
Proposed by: Theglactic
Description: this would put a enourmous tarniff on foreign goods from other regions it would encourage buying at home products and it would create new reveanue
That's not Free Trade: and what's a tarniff?
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Jedi Utopians wrote:5) Now, saying that a nation couldn't be part of OPEC would be bold. AIPEC sounds like something you'd want to get checked out by a physician for.
by Motuka » Sun Mar 20, 2011 9:05 am
by Grays Harbor » Sun Mar 20, 2011 11:10 am
Charlotte Ryberg wrote:Raisng the trade tarniff
Category: Free Trade
Strength: Significant
Proposed by: Theglactic
Description: this would put a enourmous tarniff on foreign goods from other regions it would encourage buying at home products and it would create new reveanue
That's not Free Trade: and what's a tarniff?
by Grays Harbor » Sun Mar 20, 2011 11:11 am
Restricted use of Sonar
A resolution to develop industry around the world.
Category: Advancement of Industry
Area of Effect: Environmental Deregulation
Proposed by: Pecthonibis
Description: DEFINING: Sonar; a method for detecting and locating objects submerged in water by echolocation. Often used as guidance for submersible watercraft and boat.
RECOGNIZING: that the maintenance of a balance between the advances of modern life and the natural world is a vital but often neglected in the hope of the world’s continued prosperity. However it's one of the World Assembly's sole purposes to not only protect nations, & individual citizens, but also nature. As we ourselves are a part of nature and it's duty to protect our own.
REALIZING: That around the globe, nations are currently testing and beginning to deploy "active sonar" technology, which uses a extremely loud sound to detect submarines. But active sonar has been proven harmful to marine mammals and fish. That use of sonar it have been linked to a series of mass strandings and deaths of whales, and dolphins in recent years.
ACKNOWLEDGING: Whales, dolphins, and porpoises all have a weak sense of vision and of smell, and all use echolocation in a similar way to that of sonar. They first emit a frequency-modulated sound pulse. A large fatty deposit, sometimes called a melon, found in its head helps the mammal to focus the sound. All three species use echolocation as a means of balance, coordination, communication, and hunting.
NOTING: That the use of sonar can and has been shown to damage their melon's, and in certain cases even be fatal causing immense trauma to the head similar to that of a jet engine taking off in their ear. This is the reality that whales and other marine mammals face because of human-caused noise in the ocean. Manmade sound waves can drown out the noises that marine mammals rely on for their very survival, causing serious injury and even death.
DECLARES: That all member nations to limit the use of sonar during non-war times, to such measures as;
1.) Transferring of ships, submersible equipment, and or underwater machinery and/or Equipment.
2.) Underwater measurement surveys.
EXCEPTIONS:
1.) Only naval branches are given permission to use sonar during times of war, while other branches must receive signed permission from the nations leader.
2.) The law takes no affect on medical ships, or research vessels.
3.) The law may be temporarily repealed when cruise and or passenger ships have sunk.
KEYPOINTS:
1.) All WA nations are encourage to limit use of sonar in the right conditions (To be determined by the; Captain and/or Chief Mariner).
2.) The use of sonar is encouraged for movement of ships, submersible equipment, and or underwater machinery.
ENCOURAGES: All member nations to respect these rules in there every day to day diplomatic processes.
by Grays Harbor » Sun Mar 20, 2011 11:14 am
by Grays Harbor » Sun Mar 20, 2011 1:45 pm
Creation of a world police
A resolution to improve world security by boosting police and military budgets.
Category: International Security
Strength: Strong
Proposed by: Theglactic
Description: due to the unstabilty in the world we will need a special police force to control this chaos only then will there be peace.
Also with this world police i would say we need to spend at least 40% of the budget on this police force
Restricting speech
A resolution to restrict civil freedoms in the interest of moral decency.
Category: Moral Decency
Strength: Mild
Proposed by: Theglactic
Description: This purposal would limit the mass chaos in many nations and regions againest their noble goverments and leaders the people would not be able to overthrow their region delegates or leaders or world assembly members
by Kryozerkia » Sun Mar 20, 2011 1:50 pm
by Grays Harbor » Sun Mar 20, 2011 4:15 pm
Exapanding the miltary
A resolution to improve world security by boosting police and military budgets.
Category: International Security
Strength: Mild
Proposed by: Theglactic
Description: increase funding to the miltary by 30% and expand our branches of miltary to air force and sea force
by Moronist Decisions » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:16 pm
Grays Harbor wrote:Exapanding the miltary
A resolution to improve world security by boosting police and military budgets.
Category: International Security
Strength: Mild
Proposed by: Theglactic
Description: increase funding to the miltary by 30% and expand our branches of miltary to air force and sea force
From the same noodge who gave us the police of the world, we now have THIS. Does he really believe that most modern militaries DO NOT already have an air force or navy? Seriously?? Mandated increase in spending?
Yeah, for these 2 he gets the "Bloody Stupid" Badge
by Mousebumples » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:28 pm
Moronist Decisions wrote:Exapanding the miltary
A resolution to improve world security by boosting police and military budgets.
Category: International Security
Strength: Mild
Proposed by: Theglactic
Description: increase funding to the miltary by 30% and expand our branches of miltary to air force and sea force
What about a landlocked country?
by Grays Harbor » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:48 pm
Moronist Decisions wrote:Grays Harbor wrote:From the same noodge who gave us the police of the world, we now have THIS. Does he really believe that most modern militaries DO NOT already have an air force or navy? Seriously?? Mandated increase in spending?
Yeah, for these 2 he gets the "Bloody Stupid" Badge
What about a landlocked country?
by Moronist Decisions » Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:58 pm
GENERAL ASSEMBLY PROPOSAL
ID: rasael_1300679737
Kings Of Kings
A resolution to restrict political freedoms in the interest of law and order.
Category: Political Stability
Strength: Strong
Proposed by: Rasael
Description: Our countries rule, but not enough. The people have more authority than the governments do. The reason they were created was to "govern" the people. If we give more power to the people, the governments will be no more. I say do away with democratic resoultions. Let the kings do the job they were created for. TO RULE!
Approvals: 0
Status: Lacking Support (requires 66 more approvals)
Voting Ends: in 3 days
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