The Laosian Factbook (No posting, PMT)

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Full Nation Name: The Imperial Triumvirate of Laosia ( In war, known as the Eternal Triumvirate of Laosia)
Government Type: Triumvirate
Capital and largest city: Muyang Fu'Kruia
Members of the Triumvirate: The Grand Leader Muyang Kai, The Grand Adviser Jao Malzang, The Colonel of the Army Vang Kai.
Currency: Imperial Kip
Official languages: Laosian, English
Population: 4.98 Billion
Official Religion: Agnosticism 98%, Buddhism 1 %, other 1%, all religious practices must be done in private.
Demonym: Laosian, Laotian, Chinese, Vietnamese, Taiwanese, and Korean.
Ethic Groups: Asian, Caucasian
National Anthems: The New World: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhD5u6KL05w Save me from bloody men: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZfTc-7m7rw
Military Size:2.5% During Peace, 8.5% During War
Lands that make up Laosia:

The States of:
Laos
Vietnam
Taiwan
China
Korea


Colonies

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Featuring, the introduction to LAOSIA, a short story about The Grand Revolution, the transformation from Socialist to Capitalist, and the birth of a superpower.

LAOSIA,a short story, By The Grand Leader Muyang Kai, Original Triumvir of Laosia

"Salutations, my name is Muyang Kai, and I want to talk about my homeland. Laosia is a fair land, anyone can succeed. We don't care if you're Black or White, Buddhist or Catholic, tall or short. Unlike the rest of the world, we don't spend our coffers, babysitting the poor, in life, only the elite succeed. You'll see this in all types of governments, Communist or Capitalist, it really doesn't matter. Laosian People are naturally hard workers, great soldiers, and smart students. People will say, yea, Laosia is a great place if you want a education or a job, but there's nothing cultural about it! Now, I refuse to lie, Laosia has a nearly non-existent culture. Why should we worry about 'culture' when our neighbors are a bunch of space faring Dinosaurs, or hell, down the street you got the 'perfect' communist state? I lost two children and a wife fighting for Laosia, my middle son lost his eye and nearly his whole hand directing resistance fighters against the old regime, and The Grand Adviser? His entire family was wiped out, in the blink of a eye, by a Napalm strike. Yet here we are, Laosia knows sacrifice. In the Island Blitz, Laosian troops fought in impossible conditions, against a bunch of savages, in the end we showed the world that we don't fuck around. I'd like you to know, reader, that Laosia is ready to take the world stage, we'll bare knuckle box anyone that gets in our way, and we'll turn them into our fucking personal slaves. Now, enjoy the following story, and please, visit The Triumvirate during its monthly public appearance in Victory Square, Muyang Fu'Kruia, Laos, Laosia.

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The Naturals components of Laosia

Laosia is a lush, jungle continent. Temples of the ancient past dot the land, and are constantly being removed for production purposes. However, in the China State, there are mixes of Plains and Mountains, with the most important being Mount Jiuhua, which is the location of The Laosian Military and Regional Defense Headquarters. The Coastline of Laosia is quite large, and you can see many Atolls from it. The only part of Laosia that is not on the mainland, is Taiwan, which is not a state in the normal sense. Taiwan is basically a glorified military base, housing barracks for Soldiers and their families, while also having quite a few nuclear missile silos, along with a gigantic Ammunition factory, notably, Taiwan is also the home of the Laosian Grand Fleet. The 'Mainland' itself is a giant Island, abit bigger then the famous fantasy land known as Australia.

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A Deeper Understanding of the Laosian Government
Laosia is ruled by a rather strange Triumvirate. The Grand Leader Muyang Kai is the central figure of Laosia, having the most influence. While The Grand Adviser and The Colonel of the Army are in charge of their own sections, with The Grand Adviser in charge of things like Transportation and Education, and The Colonel of the Army in charge of the military and the regional defense force. When a member of the Triumvirate dies, the other two pick a suitable replacement, in the extremely rare case that two members die, or even all of them, the public has a election to determine a new 'Grand Leader', who will pick his new Triumviri. Let's talk more about the current members of the Triumvirate.

The Grand Leader Muyang Kai: The Grand Leader is a strong, sensible man, from Laos. He was exiled out of Laos at a young age for being a suspect revolutionist. That was fine with him, he got a supreme education, and learned much about military tactics from his friend, Vang Pao, who was once a Major General in the Royal Lao Army, before its defeat. During his later years of education, a revolution flared in the North area of Laos, which was discovered to have been started by Vang Pao, and a ex Green Beret by the name of Harrison Jack. The Revolution was quite strong, but failed when China got involved, Vang Pao was quickly found and executed on live television. This led to Muyang Kai returning to Laos, where he shared a new language, which mixed many traditional languages together, and named it 'Laosian'. It quickly spread, and when his troops were fluent in it, he started the revolution, which sparked many other revolutions, in China, Taiwan, and Korea. When Muyang Kai was successful, he quickly got his Triumvirate together and conquered the rest of the continent and Taiwan.

Muyang Kai, and his wife, Marlina Kai (R.I.P)


The Colonel of the Army Vang Kai: Vang Kai is the middle son of Muyang Kai, and perhaps a even greater military leader then his father. Vang Kai was born while Muyang Kai was organizing a army, Vang learned much from his elder brother, Sang Kai, and used this experience to teach his younger brother, Don Wu Kai. It was obvious that Muyang Kai preferred Vang over his other children, who were more focused on having the power then actually using it correctly. This leads some to believe that the deaths of Don Wu and Sang were not simply casualties of war, but a agreement to have those two be in the right places at the right time to be assassinated. Vang Kai has led The Grand Army with a iron fist and a sharp mind, and has cut through all his opponents.

Vang Kai, with his beloved .50 cal, taking a break during brutal fighting in Muang Xay


The Grand Adviser Jao Malzang Jao Malzang was a Buddhist Monk, who studied Western Philosophy. He was known to study much more then anyone he knew, going so far as to lock himself in his chambers and come out a month later a changed man. He is known to have loved the works by Shakespeare, and even writers like Harlan Ellison. When his family was Napalm bombed by a Lao Peoples Army Bomber, mistakenly believing there were revolutionaries in the village, something clicked within him. He realized that a Buddhist life was not for him, and he quietly left his temple in the dead of night, journeyed to the mountains, and came upon Muyang Kais tent, where he swore a oath to serve him if he promised to change the cruelty in Laos. Jao Malzang has proven to be a advocate of peace, and is known to be a skilled administrator passing laws that are in favor of education.

Jao Malzang, before he swore his life to Laosia

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The Laosian Military

Total Number of troops: 124.500.000

The Laosian Armed Forces are separated into the following branches:

The Grand Army, the bread and butter of the armed forces.

Ranks (From least to greatest) Private, Exp Private, Corporal, Corporal First Class, Pre-Sergeant, Sergeant, Sergeant at Arms, Chief Sergeant, Sentinel, Pre- Officer, Lieutenant, Lieutenant Senior, Captain, Major, Major Colonel, Colonel, Brigade General, Major General, Colonel General, General, General of the Ground Forces

The Grand Fleet, landing boats to supercarriers, The Laosian Grand Fleet is arguably the most important branch.

Ranks (Least to greatest) Pre-Seaman, Seaman, Petty Officer Recruit, Petty Officer, Petty Officer Senior, Chief Petty Officer, Veteran Chief Petty Officer, Pre-Warrant Officer , Warrant Officer, Warrant Officer Senior, Ensign, Pre-Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Full Lieutenant, Major, Colonel, Admiral in Training, Admiral, Senior Admiral, Fleet Admiral.

The Grand Air Force, stealth bombers to fighter jets, Gunships to Troop Carrier Helicopters

Ranks ( Least to Greatest) Flier, Frequent Flier, Flier First Class, Senior Flier, Sergeant, Staff Sergeant, Tech Sergeant, Sergeant, Veteran Sergeant , Command Sergeant, Pre-Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Captain, Major, Major Colonel, Colonel, Brigade General, Major General, Colonel General, General of the Air.

The A.I.E, Agency of Infiltration and Espionage, insurgency and document stealing galore.

Ranks (Least to Greatest) Operative in training, Operative, Field Operative, Assassin in training, Assassin, Master Assassin, Senior Field Operative, Agent, Veteran Agent, Sergeant , Captain, Colonel, Director


Special Laosians Operatives, made up of The Pyskers , C.B.E, S.O.M , and B.M.F.Gs

Grunt, Operative, Senior Operative, Assistant Captain, Captain, Field Colonel, S.L.O Assistant Director, S.L.O Director, Master of the S.L.O


The Laosian Reserve, where the other 5% of the military is, the numbers here are not for public release. When war starts, the reserve will make sure that troops are distributed to each branch evenly

All ranks above can apply.