Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[North Wiedna]

Anything DI says, really.

Examples?

click my link and laugh or die or something

[Zeppy]

*insert egoistical post here

examples include "anything my penis wrote" or "myself"*

[Ceannairceach]

Anything DI says, really.

This guy right here is usually insightful and/or funny.

[Conserative Morality]

Examples?

I'm kinda fed up of people arguing that any curtailment of their liberty, however easily justifiable, is 'slavery'. Clearly there's a sexy party in the hyperbole-mobile and I wasn't invited.

Jesus Christ. One parliament was too many. Now they're multiplying like regionalist rabbits.

A lot of hypothetical people would die, hypothetical hell would finally reach capacity, and something approaching the hypothetical apocalypse would occur.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Examples?

I'm kinda fed up of people arguing that any curtailment of their liberty, however easily justifiable, is 'slavery'. Clearly there's a sexy party in the hyperbole-mobile and I wasn't invited.

Jesus Christ. One parliament was too many. Now they're multiplying like regionalist rabbits.

A lot of hypothetical people would die, hypothetical hell would finally reach capacity, and something approaching the hypothetical apocalypse would occur.

[Izandai]

After the first month of being heavily involved in it, it gets annoying...lol.

I don't want to be involved in it I just want to know about it. Like a field biologist, cataloguing the habits of the femalea gossipora

I don't care if it's ego stroking. Jag laughed at it.

[Big Jim P]

The coolest quote varies over time and is always in my sig.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

We have actively been trying to outlaw masturbation with the hope that people would engage in intercourse more often. It hasn't been working. They just keep taking matters into their own hands.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

On a scale of 1 to hard, it's Ron Jeremy after 6 viagras.- Yootopia, on the difficulties of learning Mandarin.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Putting my usual world-weary sarcasm to the side for a moment, the fact that I got some mentions on here makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Sometimes I feel like a barely-alive victim crawling back from no-man's land towards the trenches after trying to fend off a continuous onslaught from a wave of less uptight, less cynical next-generation posters who I don't recognise, all the while desperately sobbing 'don't forget me' as I slide back over the edge of the trench, land head first in the mud and get my face nibbled on by a rat.

To put that in simpler terms, it's appreciated

Don't misunderstand. I find you all various flavours of frustrating and bewildering. Perhaps, though, sometimes this place can be fun.

[Big Jim P]

Putting my usual world-weary sarcasm to the side for a moment, the fact that I got some mentions on here makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Sometimes I feel like a barely-alive victim crawling back from no-man's land towards the trenches after trying to fend off a continuous onslaught from a wave of less uptight, less cynical next-generation posters who I don't recognise, all the while desperately sobbing 'don't forget me' as I slide back over the edge of the trench, land head first in the mud and get my face nibbled on by a rat.

To put that in simpler terms, it's appreciated

Don't misunderstand. I find you all various flavours of frustrating and bewildering. Perhaps, though, sometimes this place can be fun.

Right there's an awesome quote.

[Meryuma]

Observe my sig.

[Conserative Morality]

Putting my usual world-weary sarcasm to the side for a moment, the fact that I got some mentions on here makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Sometimes I feel like a barely-alive victim crawling back from no-man's land towards the trenches after trying to fend off a continuous onslaught from a wave of less uptight, less cynical next-generation posters who I don't recognise, all the while desperately sobbing 'don't forget me' as I slide back over the edge of the trench, land head first in the mud and get my face nibbled on by a rat.

To put that in simpler terms, it's appreciated

Don't misunderstand. I find you all various flavours of frustrating and bewildering. Perhaps, though, sometimes this place can be fun.

In other words, you're Kat from All Quiet on the Western Front and we're all Paul before being shattered by the cynical hellhole that is NSG? Or are you Paul and we're all part of the faceless, terrible scenery, detaching you from your hopes, dreams, and past?

[Andaluciae]

My sig.

[Minoriteeburg]

Here is my favorite....(and i am digging this out the archives here)


It's easy to tell the difference between Japan and China; Run down the street naked, shouting like a lunatic and throwing pieces of ham everywhere. If they throw you in prison, you're in China. If they give you a game show, you're in Japan.
-Lunatic Goofballs

[Minoriteeburg]

oh and /thread btw.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Putting my usual world-weary sarcasm to the side for a moment, the fact that I got some mentions on here makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Sometimes I feel like a barely-alive victim crawling back from no-man's land towards the trenches after trying to fend off a continuous onslaught from a wave of less uptight, less cynical next-generation posters who I don't recognise, all the while desperately sobbing 'don't forget me' as I slide back over the edge of the trench, land head first in the mud and get my face nibbled on by a rat.

To put that in simpler terms, it's appreciated

Don't misunderstand. I find you all various flavours of frustrating and bewildering. Perhaps, though, sometimes this place can be fun.

In other words, you're Kat from All Quiet on the Western Front and we're all Paul before being shattered by the cynical hellhole that is NSG? Or are you Paul and we're all part of the faceless, terrible scenery, detaching you from your hopes, dreams, and past?

I'm not sure whether this is a hallucination brought on by lack of sleep, but it appears a Generalite has shown themselves to be functionally literate.

[Minoriteeburg]

In other words, you're Kat from All Quiet on the Western Front and we're all Paul before being shattered by the cynical hellhole that is NSG? Or are you Paul and we're all part of the faceless, terrible scenery, detaching you from your hopes, dreams, and past?

I'm not sure whether this is a hallucination brought on by lack of sleep, but it appears a Generalite has shown themselves to be functionally literate.

There still are a few out there. You just gotta pick through the trash to find the good stuff.

[Conserative Morality]

I'm not sure whether this is a hallucination brought on by lack of sleep, but it appears a Generalite has shown themselves to be functionally literate.

I'm a hallucination. Generalites can't read or write, silly.

[Minoriteeburg]

I'm not sure whether this is a hallucination brought on by lack of sleep, but it appears a Generalite has shown themselves to be functionally literate.

I'm a hallucination. Generalites can't read or write, silly.

thats why we type.

[Dumb Ideologies]

I'm a hallucination. Generalites can't read or write, silly.

thats why we type.

And that's why I drink.

[Minoriteeburg]

thats why we type.

And that's why I drink.

Hey! Me too!

[Ceannairceach]

My guess is that some 50 odd million people will die in the year 2012.

Yes, I realize Obama's state of the unions can be a little stiff, but surely you're exaggerating?

See what I just did there? Yeah.

[The Truth and Light]

If you outlaw heterosex only outlaws will heterosexualize!- SaintB in a TG.

A drama QUEER? I've never heard that, but it seems to be doubly insulting. I'm very proud of you.- Galloism

A vagina is not a clown car.- Zilam, I think

NSG, the scary match maker.- Neesika

Woah, Zilam said that? Isn't he like, Christian?

[SaintB]

If you outlaw heterosex only outlaws will heterosexualize!- SaintB in a TG.

A drama QUEER? I've never heard that, but it seems to be doubly insulting. I'm very proud of you.- Galloism

A vagina is not a clown car.- Zilam, I think

NSG, the scary match maker.- Neesika

Woah, Zilam said that? Isn't he like, Christian?

He's a common sense and realistic thought based kind.