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by The Ko-orenite Constellation » Sat Oct 31, 2026 7:16 am

by Erroropolisish Paradystopia » Sat Oct 31, 2026 8:46 am
Manager: Rutendo Mukarate (MIR) (57,Mc,Human)
"The point of football is to have fun, and the way you have fun is by scoring goals."
Formation: n/a
Style Mod: -5
The First Team:GK(?): Finlay
STR(?): Jerry
About the squad:
Finlay
Finlay is young adult female Fin whale. She measures about 20 metres in length and weighs in at about 70 tonnes. She will lie across the goalmouth, all but completely blocking the goal, and take 'pot shots' at the ball with her massive pectoral fin. She has no prior international football experience but is rumoured to be particularly excited to be making her debut for Erroropolisish Paradystopia (However, this 'rumour' has come from Error Message, who apparently can communicate with whales. As such, we can't be fully certain of this rumour's voracity).
Jerry
Jerry is a potted geranium plant. As far as we are aware, he also has no prior expertise in international football.
RP Permissions:
Permissions?
With this team?
Don't be daft.
Good luck.
(Everything and anything acceptable)

by United Adaikes » Sun Nov 01, 2026 5:53 am

Head Coach Leonel Nuñez M 66
Asst Head Coach Maxwell Elwin M 49 Gasple Dynamic
Asst Coach Ordina Castellano F 43 Bridlo Riddles
Alycia Willard F 44 Steskia Kings
GK Coach Maricela Alexander F 44 Gasple Dynamic
Position Name Sex Age Team Nr Remarks
GK Kennith Fitzroy M 30 Perthdoches Hyenas 23
DF Maddox Gadsby M 29 Perthdoches Hyenas 18
DF Cortney Sniders F 31 Bridlo Riddles 3
DF Hylda Lowry F 33 Bridlo Riddles 24
DF Katrina Osborne F 29 Fort Bloom Crocodiles 25
MF Benji Holguin M 33 East Fairdesshields Eagles 26
MF Freddy Benton M 32 Wrarnerbadshot Watchers 7 Captain
MF Hardy Frost M 32 Bridlo Riddles 8
MF Matt Reynolds M 33 Fort Bloom Crocodiles 27
FW Ritchie Leigh M 31 Bridlo Riddles 28
FW Leire Page F 24 North Shil Silent Vipers 11 Vice-Captain
GK Candace Hershey F 29 Steskia Kings 29
FW Josefa Seaver F 26 Gasple Dynamic 30
DF London Everton M 24 Gasple Dynamic 31
MF Raleigh Narvaez M 26 North Shil Silent Vipers 32
DF Chucho Samuels M 32 Perthdoches Hyenas 33
FW Amador Alonso M 30 Steskia Kings 34
DF Omaira Ruggles F 25 Fort Bloom Crocodiles 35
MF Merletta Elmer F 26 Fort Bloom Crocodiles 36
MF Cayetana Waterman F 32 Fort Bloom Crocodiles 37
MF Loni Capilla F 25 Gasple Dynamic 38
DF Nelda Lindsey F 26 Bridlo Riddles 39
GK Ciriaco Thwaite M 32 Perthdoches Hyenas 40

If my opponent roleplays first, they may:
Choose my starting lineup: N
Choose my goalscorers: Y
Godmod scoring events: N
RP injuries to my players: N
Godmod injuries to my players: N
Hand out yellow cards to my players: N
Hand out red cards to my players: N
Godmod other events: N
Style Modifier:+1.7

by IA3x » Sun Nov 01, 2026 10:01 am

by Kelssek » Mon Nov 02, 2026 10:00 pm
Moonbeam Infantino - @MoonbeamInfantino
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by Libesia » Tue Nov 03, 2026 7:09 am
My opponent, if they RP first, may do the following:
Choose my goalscorers: Yes
Allow Bizarro scoring events: No
RP injuries to my players: Yes
Allow Bizarro injuries to my players: No
Hand out yellow cards to my players: Yes
Hand out red cards to my players: Yes
Allow any other Bizarro events: Maybe
by Sudilia » Tue Nov 03, 2026 10:58 am

by Saperetia » Tue Nov 03, 2026 1:43 pm

by Erroropolisish Paradystopia » Wed Nov 04, 2026 2:45 am

by Snestar » Wed Nov 04, 2026 6:13 am



by Biyambi » Wed Nov 04, 2026 9:11 am

by Pasarga » Wed Nov 04, 2026 11:34 am
by Libesia » Wed Nov 04, 2026 1:55 pm

by Banija » Wed Nov 04, 2026 2:00 pm


by The Kytler Peninsulae » Wed Nov 04, 2026 2:19 pm
1. Peter DE BEUKELAER GK Aardswood United
2. ZORNO-ZORNO Bux LB/CB Florley Garden City
3. Eddie BLAKE* CB Baltonbrook
4. Stephen HUNTER CB/CDM Roddens City
5. Sean O'SULLIVAN* RB/RWB/CDM FC Alaer
6. Charles GRANGE-HUGHES CDM/CM Urheddiao (CMT)
7. VICENTE Bautista Oleandro CM/CAM/LM Miposojeon (QUE)
8. Astrid NOBLE CM/CAM FC Alaer
9. Charles PACKARD ST/CF Aardswood United
10. HJÖRDIS Sigurdsdóttir CF/ST/CAM Aardswood United
11. Sarashe WILOPTEERE CAM/RW/ST Capitolians
12. Ed COOPER-MEANEY GK FC Alaer
13. Carrie RAMAGE CM/RWB/RM AFC Edencliff
14. Sophie LABISSIERE LWB/LB Bay City United
15. Kyle POINTER* CM/CDM Trondhelle Stags (SGD)
16. Rodney THOMAS* CDM/CM Capitolians
17. Gwendolyn CLEMENTS-DIJKSTRA* CB/LB Foothillers
18. Chloe McGREGOR RW/LW/CF Chromatik (CMT)
19. Stijn JENSEN CB/RB Capitolians
20. Russell BARKER* RWB/RB Benton Town
21. Audrey HANNIGAN-MORLEY CF/ST AFC Edencliff
22. Simon WILLIAMS CB Baltonbrook
23. Taratchy TOROSSUD GK Bay City United

by Commonwealth of Baker Park » Wed Nov 04, 2026 3:17 pm

by The Martian Independent Republic » Wed Nov 04, 2026 3:18 pm
by Libesia » Wed Nov 04, 2026 3:19 pm
Group A Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Saperetia 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3
2 Germanic Cat 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
Libesia 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
4 StrayaRoos 1 0 0 1 0 1 −1 0
Group B Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Pasarga 1 1 0 0 2 0 +2 3
2 Kelssek 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3
3 Rovenza 1 0 0 1 0 1 −1 0
4 United States of Alpha 1 0 0 1 0 2 −2 0
Group C Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Armatonisdaristan 1 1 0 0 3 0 +3 3
2 Natkr 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
The Ko-orenite Constellation 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
4 Taeshan 1 0 0 1 0 3 −3 0
Group D Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Sajnur 1 1 0 0 2 0 +2 3
2 Pyazhnaya 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3
3 Biyambi 1 0 0 1 1 2 −1 0
4 Erroropolisish Paradystopia 1 0 0 1 0 2 −2 0
Group E Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Lionsroar 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3
2 Myrtle Beach 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
The Kytler Peninsulae 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
4 the Martian Independent Republic 1 0 0 1 0 1 −1 0
Group F Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Banija 1 1 0 0 4 2 +2 3
2 Hafamarimët 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3
3 Pomachetti 1 0 0 1 1 2 −1 0
4 United Adaikes 1 0 0 1 2 4 −2 0
Group G Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Atheara 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 1
Austroguinea 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
Commonwealth of Baker Park 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
Milchama 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 1
Group S Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Snestar 1 1 0 0 3 0 +3 3
2 Saterun 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3
3 Sudilia 1 0 0 1 0 1 −1 0
4 Serdtgyu 1 0 0 1 0 3 −3 0

by Outer Armatonisdaristan » Thu Nov 05, 2026 3:12 am

by The Ko-orenite Constellation » Thu Nov 05, 2026 4:57 am

by Lionsroar » Thu Nov 05, 2026 1:36 pm
"Der Kopf bleibt oben (The head remains high)"
Matchday 1: the Martian Independent Republic 0–1 Großlöwenburg
Group E
The Kytler Peninsulae
The Martian Independent Republic
Lionsroar
Myrtle Beach
Großlöwenburg
(4-2-3-1)
The traditional starting line.
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[9]
Ludwig von den Linden
(Johannes Anton von Labrador)
[10]
Vincze v. Tibor
(Martin Balderu)
[15] [11]
Johannes Franzisk. Georg Christopher
(Jan Alcove) (Ludwig Western-Ho.)
[6] [18]
Willi Zanzokavic Stefan Ziegler
(Samuel v. Lerida-B.) (Norbert Wilhelm-Mar.)
[2] [3] [21] [17]
Moritz Heiß Victor v. Meine Harold v. W. Niklas Weise
(E. Ballester) (R. Dominik) (F. v. Singen) (L. v. Lautern)
[1]
Ingen-Liechtenstein
(Philipp von Glauben.)
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'1
The ball rolls.
'9
The match begins exactly as one might expect from a game of this nature: slow and sluggish, to put it mildly. Amidst sweltering, humid heat, a sea breeze drifts through what is a rather labored start. Löwenburg begins with a defensive approach, a strategy consistent with their core tactical setup, and one to be expected when facing an opponent of this caliber.
'10
They immediately face their first dangerous opportunity, but goalkeeper Liechtenstein makes a secure save, maintaining the defensive composure that Löwenburg will need to uphold, especially during such significant debuts. After all, things are bound to improve and become more successful over time!
'15
For the moment, however, the match belongs to the "Martians," who are playing with clear dominance.
'23
Yet, the "Burg" bastion remains rock-solid at the back, while also managing to carve out some attacking moments of their own. The match is becoming increasingly physical, a style of play that mirrors the intense, contact-heavy nature of the domestic league back home.
'33
Still, the game remains a grind, with both sides appearing fairly evenly matched.
'39
Löwenburg creates its first truly dangerous scoring chance. Ziegler makes a surprising, deep run forward and finds Tibor, whose shot narrowly misses the far right corner of the net. A quick strike, an incredibly good attempt, nonetheless.
'44
Though this attempt briefly signaled a resurgence, the remainder of the half continues in the same dull fashion.
'46
And the ball is back in play.
'47
An immediate attacking move from the Martians, highly dangerous, but the woodwork comes to the rescue for Löwenburg! TmRI is clearly looking to catch the defense off guard as quickly as possible.
'56
And just like that, another 9 minutes pass by without any real threat; the game has settled into a stalemate in the middle of the pitch.
'57
Spoke too soon? Christopher sprints through, fires a shot -- wow! What a fantastic save by the opposing goalkeeper. A corner kick for Großlöwenburg; perhaps now they can start applying some pressure on their opponents, who haven't been particularly convincing so far.
'67
The corner is delivered but comes to nothing. Löwenburg retains possession, and the pattern of play begins to mirror the first half. Both sides are currently very evenly matched.
'69
But could Löwenburg be the hungrier side? They push forward once again, another dangerous-looking move, but still no goal.
'77
The game seems to be settling back into its previous rhythm, though Großlöwenburg’s clear intent is now becoming apparent. The fans of "Internationales Inferno" are working themselves into a frenzy, the play on the pitch is actually looking quite good. And lo and behold: instead of a direct shot from the flank, the ball is played into the middle. Ludwig von den Linden emerges from the opposing defensive line, controls the ball, pivots to the right, and fires a shot into the far top corner. GOAL FOR GROßLÖWENBURG!!! It’s actually happened, Löwenburg is leading against the favorites.
'81
The dynamic of the match shifts completely once again. Löwenburg drops into a defensive shell, with even Ludwig working hard to track back.
'86
The "bastion" is now in full effect. Defensively, everything is either cleared away or met with a crunching tackle, resulting in several yellow cards, as they fight to keep the win within reach. tMRI is becoming more active, launching wave after wave of attacks, though most are snuffed out almost immediately.
'93
Stoppage time is well underway. The players in gold and white are growing increasingly nervous; the match has turned rough, and the referee is repeatedly, and foolishly, reminded by players pointing at their watches that a "20-year" stoppage time is far too long. Just as Heiß thumps another ball clear, the final whistle blows.
MatchReport
(4-2-3-1)
Man of the Match: Ludwig von den Linden, once more (8,6), but everyone was very close together.
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[9]
Ludwig von den Linden (9,6)
(Johannes Anton von Labrador)
[10]
Vincze v. Tibor (8,4)
(Martin Balderu)
[15] [11]
Johannes Franzisk. (7,4) Georg Christopher (8,1)
(Jan Alcove) (Ludwig Western-Ho.)
[6] [18]
Willi Zanzokavic (8,1) Stefan Ziegler (8,0)
(Samuel v. Lerida-B.) (Norbert Wilhelm-Mar.)
[2] [3] [21] [17]
Moritz Heiß (9,0) Victor v. Meine (8,0) Harold v. W. (6,7) Niklas Weise (8,0)
(E. Ballester) (R. Dominik) (F. v. Singen) (L. v. Lautern)
[1]
Ingen-Liechtenstein (8,3)
(Philipp von Glauben.)
==================================================
Possession: Home 49 % - Guest 51 % (Löwenburg)
XGOals: Home 1,5 xG - Guest 2,7 xG (Löwenburg)
Referee: unknown
Attendance: unknown
Hype Level: 8/10 (Löwenburg on fire!!!)
NEXT MATCHES
MD2:
TABLE
Group E Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Lionsroar 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3
2 Myrtle Beach 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
The Kytler Peninsulae 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
4 the Martian Independent Republic 1 0 0 1 0 1 −1 0
"Der Kopf bleibt oben (The head remains high)"
Matchday 1: the Martian Independent Republic 0–1 Großlöwenburg
Group E
The Kytler Peninsulae
the Martian Independent Republic
Lionsroar
Myrtle Beach
Großlöwenburg
(4-2-3-1)
The traditional starting line.
==================================================
[9]
Ludwig von den Linden
(Johannes Anton von Labrador)
[10]
Vincze v. Tibor
(Martin Balderu)
[15] [11]
Johannes Franzisk. Georg Christopher
(Jan Alcove) (Ludwig Western-Ho.)
[6] [18]
Willi Zanzokavic Stefan Ziegler
(Samuel v. Lerida-B.) (Norbert Wilhelm-Mar.)
[2] [3] [21] [17]
Moritz Heiß Victor v. Meine Harold v. W. Niklas Weise
(E. Ballester) (R. Dominik) (F. v. Singen) (L. v. Lautern)
[1]
Ingen-Liechtenstein
(Philipp von Glauben.)
==================================================
'1
The ball rolls.
'9
Das Spiel startet wie man es von so einem Spiel nur erwarten kann. Langsam und zäh, um es einmal milde auszudrücken. In drückenden Hitze während es gleichzeitig schwül ist weht die Meeresbrise durch den zähen Start. Löwenburg startet defensiv, wie es von der Grundausrichtung sowieso und gegen so einen Gegner nur zu erwarten ist.
'10
Und bekommt direkt die erste gefährliche Chance gegen sich. Doch Keeper Liechtenstein rettet den Ball sicher und bewahrt die defensive Ruhe, die Löwenburg noch weiterhin beibehalten muss bei so wichtigen Debuts. Es soll ja auch mit der Zeit besser und erfolgreicher werden!
'15
FÜr den Moment bleibt es jedoch das Spiel der Marsianer, die dominant aufspielen.
'23
Doch die burgische Bastion (BB haha) bleibt knallhart dicht hinten. Und kann eigene Accente im Spiel setzen. Ein hartes und körperliches Spiel wird immer präsenter und präsenter und entspricht immer mehr einem wahrereren Körperspiel der tatsächlichen heimscihen Spielbetriebes.
'33
Doch das Spiel bleibt zäh und fast ebenbürtig.
'39
Löwenburg mit der ersten wirklich gefährlichen Torchance. Überraschend kann sich Ziegler weit nach vorne schieben, Tibor anspielen der mit seinem Schuss nur knapp das weite rechte Eck verfehlt. Schnell abgezogen und dafür trotzdem ein unglaublich guter Versuch.
'44
Doch so schnell dieser Versuch auch kurz das Aufbäumen bedeutete, geht es in die Halbzeit weiterhin so langweilig.
'46
Und der Ball rollt wieder weiter.
'47
Und direkt mit einem ANgriffsversuch der Marsianer, brandgefährlich, doch das Aluminium rettet den Boden von Löwenburg. TmRI versucht die defensive Stabilität so schnell wie möglich zu überrumpeln.
'56
Und doch verstreichen so die nächsten 9 Minuten wieder relativ gefahrlos, das Spiel pendelt sich genau in der Mitte ein.
'57
Zu schnell gesprochen? Christopher sprintet durch, zieht ab und wow! Was für eine fantastische Parade des gegnerischen Torhüters. Eckball für Großlöwenburg, die jetzt selber mal versuchen könnten Druck auf den Gegner aufzubauen, der noch nicht wirklich überzeugt.
'67
Der Eckball kommt rein und verstreicht harmlos. Der Ball reicht für eine Länge jedoch im Ballbesitz von Löwenburg, wonach sich praktisch das Spiegelbild zur ersten Halbzeit ergibt. Und trotzdem beide Vereine aktuell sehr ebenbürtig.
'69
Aber könnte Löwenburg das hungrigere Team sein? Erneut wird vorgezogen, erneut verstreicht der Ball Gefahr aber keinen Erfolg.
'77
Und dann scheint sich das Spiel wieder auf die andere Ebene einzupendeln. Auch wenn der klare Effort von Großlöwenburg nun bereits sichtbar ist. Die Fans des Internationalen Inferos singen sich mittlerweile weiter in den Rausch, denn das Treiben sieht tatsächlich gut aus. Und siehe da. Mal nicht von außen direkt auf das Tor wird der Ball in die Mitte geschoben. Ludwig von den Linden tritt aus der Verteidigerlinie des Gegners hervor, nimmt den Ball an, macht eine Rechtsdrehung und zieht ab in das weite Kreuzeck. TOOOOOR FÜR GROßLÖWENBURG!!! Es ist tatsächlich passiert. Löwenburg führt gegen den Favoriten.
'81
Das Spiel verschiebt sich nun wieder komplett. Löwenburg stellt sich in die Defensive hinein und selbst Ludwig arbeitet fleißig nach hinten mit.
'86
Die Bastion tritt nun in voller Kraft in Erscheinung. Defensiv wird alles wegverteidigt oder umgehauen, zu Lasten von mehreren gelebn Karten, um den Sieg am Leben zu halten. tMRI wird mittlerweile aktiver und startet mehr und mehr Angriffe, die meisten verstreichen doch sofort wieder.
'93
Die Nachspielzeit ist bereits angebrochen. Spieler der Gold-Weißen werden immer nervöser, das Spiel wird ruppiger und der Schiedsrichter mehrmals mit dummen auf das Uhrzeigen daraufhingewiesen das die Nachspielzeit von 20 Jahren ja viel zu viel sei. Gerade als der nächste Ball von Heiß weggedrescht wird ertönnt der Pfiff.
MatchReport
(4-2-3-1)
Man of the Match: Ludwig von den Linden, once more (8,6), but everyone was very close together.
==================================================
[9]
Ludwig von den Linden (9,6)
(Johannes Anton von Labrador)
[10]
Vincze v. Tibor (8,4)
(Martin Balderu)
[15] [11]
Johannes Franzisk. (7,4) Georg Christopher (8,1)
(Jan Alcove) (Ludwig Western-Ho.)
[6] [18]
Willi Zanzokavic (8,1) Stefan Ziegler (8,0)
(Samuel v. Lerida-B.) (Norbert Wilhelm-Mar.)
[2] [3] [21] [17]
Moritz Heiß (9,0) Victor v. Meine (8,0) Harold v. W. (6,7) Niklas Weise (8,0)
(E. Ballester) (R. Dominik) (F. v. Singen) (L. v. Lautern)
[1]
Ingen-Liechtenstein (8,3)
(Philipp von Glauben.)
==================================================
Possession: Home 49 % - Guest 51 % (Löwenburg)
XGOals: Home 1,5 xG - Guest 2,7 xG (Löwenburg)
Referee: unknown
Attendance: unknown
Hype Level: 8/10 (Löwenburg on fire!!!)
NEXT MATCHES
MD2:
TABLE
Group E Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Lionsroar 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3
2 Myrtle Beach 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
The Kytler Peninsulae 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
4 the Martian Independent Republic 1 0 0 1 0 1 −1 0

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