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Are you looking forward to Paradox Interactives new post apocalyptic game Afterworld?

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Im looking forward to it
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Im currently feeling neutral or mixed towards it
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I didnt want this, i wanted March of the Eagles 2
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Playing a game as the pope sounds kind of funny, like just trying to conquer and take over all of Italy into a papal mega state. Or maybe a rival pope of one of the heresies, or at least a bishop or something, that could be a fun game.
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Postby Continental Free States » Thu Oct 01, 2026 2:24 am

Asking people here who already have the game: is By God Alone functional and playable right now or should I exercise patience and wait for the next one or two patches before I get it?
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Postby Quartararo » Thu Oct 01, 2026 2:26 am

Is Europa Universalis V good?
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu Oct 01, 2026 2:28 am

Quartararo wrote:Is Europa Universalis V good?

I couldn't get into it personally. I think the general consensus is people prefer EU IV
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Postby Washington Resistance Army » Thu Oct 01, 2026 3:33 am

Quartararo wrote:Is Europa Universalis V good?


That depends on if you prefer a board game or a simulator. For me, personally, no contest EUV blows EUIV out of the water, but a lot of people feel the opposite.
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Postby Gre Milotramia » Thu Oct 01, 2026 4:37 am

HOI4 Tito is so underpowered

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Gre Milotramia wrote:HOI4 Tito is so underpowered


Not with R56.
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Postby Nothark Vilum » Fri Oct 02, 2026 7:39 am

Continental Free States wrote:Asking people here who already have the game: is By God Alone functional and playable right now or should I exercise patience and wait for the next one or two patches before I get it?


I would wait if I were you. Played once on 867 and then 1066 to try it, the former being quite buggy and the iberian struggle not involving chalcedonianism for some reason lmao. Paradox really should playtest more.
Quite naive of me to get it on release tbh.
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Postby Humanlonia » Fri Oct 02, 2026 1:41 pm

Nothark Vilum wrote:
Continental Free States wrote:Asking people here who already have the game: is By God Alone functional and playable right now or should I exercise patience and wait for the next one or two patches before I get it?


I would wait if I were you. Played once on 867 and then 1066 to try it, the former being quite buggy and the iberian struggle not involving chalcedonianism for some reason lmao. Paradox really should playtest more.
Quite naive of me to get it on release tbh.

You don't understand. Paradox Interactive uses game releases as playtests. Why beta test if they can sell the game right away?

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Postby Holy Tedalonia » Tue Oct 06, 2026 7:52 am

Humanlonia wrote:
Nothark Vilum wrote:
I would wait if I were you. Played once on 867 and then 1066 to try it, the former being quite buggy and the iberian struggle not involving chalcedonianism for some reason lmao. Paradox really should playtest more.
Quite naive of me to get it on release tbh.

You don't understand. Paradox Interactive uses game releases as playtests. Why beta test if they can sell the game right away?

At this point, they need to start Charlie tests. These beta tests arent enough at this point.
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Postby Lunas Legion » Tue Oct 06, 2026 7:53 am

Holy Tedalonia wrote:
Humanlonia wrote:You don't understand. Paradox Interactive uses game releases as playtests. Why beta test if they can sell the game right away?

At this point, they need to start Charlie tests. These beta tests arent enough at this point.


Nah these would be gamma tests.

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Postby Renoa » Tue Oct 06, 2026 5:40 pm

At this point I'm starting to wonder if Paradox studios have a fundamentally flawed beta testing philosophy. I suspect what might be the case is that they rigorously test if the absolute bare bones mechanic work in a vacuum, without actually checking to see if they interact with other systems, or outside of "expected" behavior.

We do see in Dev Diaries that they use, well, dev mode to present new features, which could be a reason that they don't see mechanics fucking up fifth or a hundred years into a game, because they artificially run them from a fresh start.
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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Fri Oct 09, 2026 1:20 am

My CK3 game got stuck because my liege accepted a populist faction demand which took all my titles, game flagged no info to warn me about the risk of this or explain what happened, the adventurer event then failed to fire, my character was left unable to do any activities, take any decisions, or interact with any other characters, with a realm of "None of, concept_none".

Debug mode, my beloved. Manually set the character to adventurer and built up an army to grind that populist leader into fine paste and it worked quite well for RP with the callous and paranoid heir who lost an arm during his father's campaign to take the land back. But that's why you never play this game in ironman.
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Postby Bralia » Fri Oct 09, 2026 7:15 am

I completely tunnel-visioned yesterday, there was a VIctora 3 diary, too. Modest delay on the release date for State and Rev, it's coming out on November 5th now.
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Postby Renoa » Sat Oct 10, 2026 12:47 pm

I'm playing my first game of Vic 3 in quite some time as Sweden, and it seems largely the same as it was ~3 years ago except with a couple more annoying mechanics. I have extensive colonies in and around the Gulf of Guinea and the Congo, just let me set up some colonies in eastern Africa goddamn it, why do I have to wait for some bizarre and poorly explained arbitrary interest number to tick up so I can start beating them up over there.

None of this to say that the state of the game is bad per se, at least not any worse than it was last time I played.
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Postby Bralia » Thu Oct 15, 2026 9:05 am

The Victoria 3 team has the best artists at PDX right now. And it's not even close. They truly blow their competition out of the water.
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Postby Continental Free States » Thu Oct 15, 2026 10:48 am

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Postby The Vekta-Helghast Empire » Tue Oct 20, 2026 5:58 pm

I've been waiting for Republics for a hot moment.. Praying Paradox doesn't make a mess of it.. Though in my heart of hearts, I suspect they might..

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The Vekta-Helghast Empire wrote:I've been waiting for Republics for a hot moment.. Praying Paradox doesn't make a mess of it.. Though in my heart of hearts, I suspect they might..

It's Paradox. The time between release and the first hotfix is basically an open beta. It'll be good afterwards, so I'll play it then. ;p
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