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Coregia
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Posts: 257
Founded: Dec 27, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Coregia » Fri Sep 18, 2026 2:52 pm

Continental Free States wrote:Feed your ego and your soul will eventually be fed. Starve your ego and what you feed your soul will be poison

Until someone kicks your ego and humiliates you, in which case you 'ought to realize that its better to humble yourself now rather than have someone do it for you later on. So it is said "Pride goeth before a fall"

it shan't be put under Crosstygely yoke yet again

Crosstygely...? Odd.
A Nation Composed of the Sky Cities of Venus, the so called Evil Twin of Terra, and yet, her beauty is stunning to all those that see her above the clouds and from Cupid, given by Terra, taught by Mars, and formed into The Moon of Venus, upon which sits the Capital and what was once known as the entire nation back when it was on Terra.
Coregia is a loosely made "Utopian Technocracy" and is not meant to be realistic, nor represent my views.
F7 > NSG. I'd like to actually enjoy my time here, not endlessly argue with people, thanks. | Coregia Wiki
✟ Soli Deo Gloria! ✟


After much investigation, we have determined that the World Census is actually a money laundering scheme and have been banned from operating here.

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Imperio Canadia
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 47
Founded: Apr 18, 2025
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Imperio Canadia » Fri Sep 18, 2026 2:56 pm

After much investigation, we have determined that the World Census is actually a money laundering scheme and have been banned from operating here.


Typical humanitarian organizations...
THE NATIONAL ORDER OF IMPERIO CANADIA
September 30, 2066 |CBC Breaking News: Convicted American terrorist leader, Gerald Phill, on the run for 19 years, sentenced to life imprisonment in Nunavut  |  Daniel Tyrie, Minister of Immigration, found murdered near Parliament Hill following recent deportation of 900 Americans from the UAT  |  Arcand says that Quebecois nationalists are "sabotaging" peace efforts following brief uprising in Montana
Daphomir’s alt updating the Geneva Convention and silencing NS Stats since 1867!

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The Californian State
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Aug 07, 2026
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Californian State » Fri Sep 18, 2026 2:58 pm

Nordic Union states that it has no plans to join the United Federation of Europe "for the time being" but is open to continued cooperation


Guess every country in this universe's world is just clumped together.
⭑ ɴᴇᴡ ᴄᴀʟɪғᴏʀɴɪᴀ ʀᴇᴘᴜʙʟɪᴄ ••
A synthesis of the authoritarian NCR faction in the Old World Blues mod and the plot to DINZHI's Fallout: Invasion of New Vegas fan film (which means Amazon's Fallout, damnit); the New California Republic still has legs to stand on and claws to shred with . . . now that it is a military junta led by Brigadier General Cassandra Moore and her Committee for National Security who insist their country be called the Californian State. The two-headed bear continues to march on despite losing its former capital to a cuck.

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Retro Caliland
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Posts: 227
Founded: Sep 24, 2025
Anarchy

Postby Retro Caliland » Fri Sep 18, 2026 3:15 pm

Man it is so cool to see a cougar on the West Coast.
Why she kinda fine though?
Haha, I get the joke.
A chaotic direct democracy off the coast of California, with political parties banned, Universal Basic Income, free healthcare, free college, legalized weed, mafia-run casinos, superyachts, tax haven status, sports cars, offshore bank accounts, tech startups, and no speed limit highways.


There are two kinds of folks who sit at home thinking about how to ruin the country: politicians, and satire writers. I’m the kind that pays worse.
Headlines: Local Starbucks Torched By Angry Mob After Running Out Of Pumpkin Spice Lattes | Hyrox To Start Testing Athletes For Steroids, Laxatives

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Beroslavakia
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 60
Founded: Apr 04, 2026
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Beroslavakia » Fri Sep 18, 2026 3:16 pm

There are two kinds of folks who sit at home thinking about how to ruin the country: politicians, and satire writers


Can we get a TRUE... in the chat?
Glory to the “Republic” of Beroslavakia, which is TOTALLY not an Oligarchy.

Я определенно не копия Россия. (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

NOTE: Most NS stats are not canon. (Such as population, Influence, Size, Policies, etc.)

I'm surprisingly a furry, and yes; I do go outside, take showers, and talk to women.

You clicked on this expecting something, lol. Lmao even.

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Faolden
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Jun 02, 2025
Libertarian Police State

Postby Faolden » Fri Sep 18, 2026 3:17 pm

I'm surprisingly a furry

If you're on NationStates that's not really a surprise.
The Sapphic Romantic Fantasies of Faolden
”I am undone without you.”
World's Most Mediocre Cajun, Communist, Bisexual Bipolar Bitch, You’ve Met Me At a Very Elven Time In My Life.
Elven ginger with maladaptive anger issues.

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The Sernetian Empire
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6194
Founded: Jul 04, 2024
Right-wing Utopia

Postby The Sernetian Empire » Fri Sep 18, 2026 3:18 pm

I do go outside, take showers, and talk to woman.


no, your mother does NOT count lol

ninjad:

Bisexual Bipolar Bitch


alliteration
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Polish-algerian muslim madman who lives in SE london, Arsenal supporter, I also am passionate about trains, I play nationstates and stepford county railway (roblox) and some stuff on switch. Location (where I live): London, UK
Sexuality: straight
Sernet is a large nation famous for its extensive rail network and our skyscrapers and tower blocks. Capital city: Sernetesen. Sernet is a space-capable state and maintains a network of terriories, but we're not your traditional earth-based empire (we are very benevolent). The nation is rich in history and culture and is extremely patriotic.
Mostly modern tech, except in some fields where we'd be PMT


#thepowerofsernet
The Sernetian Empire

Rest in peace OG Sernet - Sernet is back
NS stats were gunned down by anti-aircraft guns
News can't fit

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Beroslavakia
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 60
Founded: Apr 04, 2026
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Beroslavakia » Fri Sep 18, 2026 3:19 pm

The Sernetian Empire wrote:
I do go outside, take showers, and talk to woman.


no, your mother does NOT count lol

ninjad:

Bisexual Bipolar Bitch


alliteration


go fuck youself lmfao :rofl:

/skipme
Glory to the “Republic” of Beroslavakia, which is TOTALLY not an Oligarchy.

Я определенно не копия Россия. (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

NOTE: Most NS stats are not canon. (Such as population, Influence, Size, Policies, etc.)

I'm surprisingly a furry, and yes; I do go outside, take showers, and talk to women.

You clicked on this expecting something, lol. Lmao even.

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The Sernetian Empire
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Posts: 6194
Founded: Jul 04, 2024
Right-wing Utopia

Postby The Sernetian Empire » Fri Sep 18, 2026 3:20 pm

Beroslavakia wrote:
The Sernetian Empire wrote:
no, your mother does NOT count lol

ninjad:



alliteration


go fuck youself lmfao :rofl:

/skipme

haha i knew i was right
/stillme
Polish-algerian muslim madman who lives in SE london, Arsenal supporter, I also am passionate about trains, I play nationstates and stepford county railway (roblox) and some stuff on switch. Location (where I live): London, UK
Sexuality: straight
Sernet is a large nation famous for its extensive rail network and our skyscrapers and tower blocks. Capital city: Sernetesen. Sernet is a space-capable state and maintains a network of terriories, but we're not your traditional earth-based empire (we are very benevolent). The nation is rich in history and culture and is extremely patriotic.
Mostly modern tech, except in some fields where we'd be PMT


#thepowerofsernet
The Sernetian Empire

Rest in peace OG Sernet - Sernet is back
NS stats were gunned down by anti-aircraft guns
News can't fit

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The Great-German Empire
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Posts: 1164
Founded: Nov 25, 2017
Free-Market Paradise

Postby The Great-German Empire » Fri Sep 18, 2026 3:40 pm

Polish-algerian muslim madman who lives in SE london, Arsenal supporter, I also am passionate about trains, I play nationstates and stepford county railway (roblox)

Goddamn pick a struggle /j
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IC Name: Deutsches Reich
Okay, if I accidentally smack you with a pan I'll apologize | NS Stats are not used | Mostly Democratic Federal Monarchy
Berliner Lokal-Anzeiger: The Federal Government is officially a minority social-liberal cabinet as Christian Social party ends its cabinet participation | Siemens commits to a strategy of developing purpose-built rather than general-use machine learning models | Mercedes-Benz announces its first-ever crate engine lineup in a bid to prevent enthusiasts from putting Arlington and Chevrolet V8s into their vehicles


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Karazicu
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 198
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Karazicu » Fri Sep 18, 2026 5:04 pm

Siemens commits to a strategy of developing purpose-built rather than general-use machine learning models

ai related? if so, still crap either way
THE KYRASIAN TRANSITIONAL REPUBLIC - Κυρασιανή Μεταβατική Δημοκρατία
15.03.1993

"Εργατη, Αγροτη, Στρατιωτη."
14:26:12

Flag: Athens Polytechnic Uprising
Summary: An island in the Ionian Sea, famed for its culture; a mix of Greek and Slavic influences. Yet it is marred by severe civil unrest which a new military-police junta seeks to eliminate - before the world takes note.
Random Fact: The ADE 651 was a detector purported to be able to track drugs and explosives at great length, sold to various governments and especially Iraq. It had no electronics and worked through the ideomotor effect, whereby it... didn't.

Gas, gas, GAS! I'm gonna step on the gas!
Tonight, I'll fly!

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Faolden
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Jun 02, 2025
Libertarian Police State

Postby Faolden » Fri Sep 18, 2026 5:14 pm

before the world takes note.

Ah, Israel before Tiktok.
The Sapphic Romantic Fantasies of Faolden
”I am undone without you.”
World's Most Mediocre Cajun, Communist, Bisexual Bipolar Bitch, You’ve Met Me At a Very Elven Time In My Life.
Elven ginger with maladaptive anger issues.

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Lothria
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1152
Founded: Apr 08, 2023
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Lothria » Fri Sep 18, 2026 5:16 pm

You’ve Met Me At a Very Elven Time In My Life

One day I'm going to expand on how much of a weeb Morgan is for elven culture
THE KINGDOM OF THE LOTHS
"My hands are cold and calloused, but my heart is on fire."

The Gaunt - The Hanged Gods - The Black Wing Cavalry - The House of Gaunt - Q&A
Delusional, miserable pile of secrets, hoser, OOC Factbook, Discord: tachanka_
This nation doesn't represent my real political views, except for when it does
Sorcery is the sauce fools spoon over failure to hide the flavour of their own incompetence.

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Commonwealth Of Cursedland
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 377
Founded: Apr 07, 2026
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Commonwealth Of Cursedland » Fri Sep 18, 2026 5:22 pm

What the fuck is toilet paper?

It's a scientific publication regarding toilets
Fortitudo in Varietate, Gaudium in Unitate
A “confederation” of 10 substantially independent states, sharing (most of) the continent of Gursedland on planet Bearth.
Random 18 yo Italian dude with nothing of substance about his life (according to him).
Likes some things, hates other things, maybe he's funny, he's certainly socially paranoid, and has no idea why he's talking in the 3rd person rn.
I created also Comicsland and The Socialist World Republic of Cats, if you remember those
Anyways, byeee!!
Our leader, our inhabitants and our member states
NS stats have been sent to a nice seaside resort in Kipozia

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The City State of Columbia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 14
Founded: Jul 06, 2026
Corporate Police State

Postby The City State of Columbia » Fri Sep 18, 2026 8:10 pm

Random 18 yo Italian dude


Do that thing with the hands and say gabagool
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A floating, technologically-advanced city-state built in 1893 to showcase America's supposed exceptionalism at some world fair in Chicago, until they seceded from the United States on July 6, 1902 because Congress (yes, that Congress) thought their involvement in the Boxer Rebellion went too far. Unlike other cities full of racists, this city can fly.
OOC Trivia with Q&A. “And this one's for you, Charlie!” “It's time to play Bad Apple again, Charlie Kirk's emulated brain.” Yep, they're right: Bioshock Infinite isn't really that fun after several playthroughs.

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Zantalio
Senator
 
Posts: 3785
Founded: Dec 08, 2023
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Zantalio » Fri Sep 18, 2026 8:38 pm

“It's time to play Bad Apple again, Charlie Kirk's emulated brain.”

can it run doom???
This is Hakari Atsuko. Infinite hugs. Listening to Плейлист для тех, кто хочет расслабиться! I use Artix Linux, btw.
stances (wip) | YT: @атсуко-чан | Q&A
Saint Paul - 2 Corinthians, 1:3-5 (NABRE)
Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, the Father of compassion and God of all encouragement,
who encourages us in our every affliction, so that we may be able to encourage those who are in any affliction with the encouragement with which we ourselves are encouraged by God.
For as Christ’s sufferings overflow to us, so through Christ does our encouragement also overflow.
I confess, to God and all my brothers and sisters, that I am deeply impure, but I must resist my wicked impulses, no matter how many times I fail.
AAI: "Glory to Christ, and the human race!"

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Holy Federation of Stars
Diplomat
 
Posts: 821
Founded: Apr 19, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Holy Federation of Stars » Fri Sep 18, 2026 8:46 pm

Quo vadis, America?


Don't ask us, we don't know either.
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✟ Holy Federation of Stars ✦
We shall march through the storm, Jesus by our side.
Twelve tribes once lived in Canaan, disunited and divided. Now, Israel stands with Philistia, Ammon, and Moab against Babylon and Egypt—under a God whom not even the Levites understand, and whom not even all of Judah believes in.

Wexas' attempt at FT.
IC Year: 2410 | NS Stats are a trick of Babylon | Get bibles here

Dudebro 6:7 - Thou shalt put a bible verse in your bio and call people slurs online

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Continental Free States
Diplomat
 
Posts: 905
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Continental Free States » Fri Sep 18, 2026 11:18 pm

Israel stands with Philistia, Ammon, and Moab against Babylon and Egypt—under a God whom not even the Levites understand, and whom not even all of Judah believes in.

I could see Israel collaborating with Greece and Jordan, but not against Egypt and Iraq. Or rather, I couldn't see them do all of that at the same time period
Foroned States of America —★— Out of Many, One
Speechbook — Overlook — World
The Nighfraigner: Hecklers blast leftwing PM of Joedland for "stumping for the Socialists only a month before wale" after he gave onspeech to Forsamling | "Our dead are not tools for you to push for tyranny with" overlivers of MacCarver shootout blast politicer for anti-gun law | Middleschoolers in Frankric have "burned houses, looted businesses, set schooldirectors on fire" over lack of funding | England to close the Clysma Waterway after Persish rocketspar leaves heavy bescathing | Tewodros Orhanog'lu, Prime Minister of Micklegarth for 65 years, dies at 94 years of eld
I thought calling my "mountainous area full of Celts" Albany would be uninspired, but then I remembered WHFRP called its Japan expy Nippon

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Egunsentia
Attaché
 
Posts: 66
Founded: Jan 01, 2025
Anarchy

Postby Egunsentia » Sat Sep 19, 2026 3:21 am

"Andalusia has been befreed, it shan't be put under Crosstygely yoke yet again"


Image
Christ is King! 2 Corinthians 3:17. Christian, lib-right, classical liberal. Firm believer in the American Dream. Born in the USA, spent 8 years in Hong Kong, tween years in Canada, teen years in England. I identify as Canadian. Pentecostal. I like my freedoms.
I love linguistics. Etymology nerd.
Kendrick Lamar may be the best rapper of all time, but Sergei Rachmaninoff is the best composer of all time. Likes Caspar David Friedrich and J.M.W Turner.
I'm quadrilingual. (English, German, French, Cantonese) Anyway, nice to meet you!
Oh, and I'm a strong believer in Mill's Harm Principle. I support welfare, but want a smaller welfare state than social democracy. Hand up, not handout.
Wanna know more? Click here.
Yes, I am socially liberal and fiscally conservative.

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Retro Caliland
Envoy
 
Posts: 227
Founded: Sep 24, 2025
Anarchy

Postby Retro Caliland » Sat Sep 19, 2026 4:21 am

Kendrick Lamar may be the best rapper of all time
K.Dot is my personal favorite rapper.
A chaotic direct democracy off the coast of California, with political parties banned, Universal Basic Income, free healthcare, free college, legalized weed, mafia-run casinos, superyachts, tax haven status, sports cars, offshore bank accounts, tech startups, and no speed limit highways.


There are two kinds of folks who sit at home thinking about how to ruin the country: politicians, and satire writers. I’m the kind that pays worse.
Headlines: Local Starbucks Torched By Angry Mob After Running Out Of Pumpkin Spice Lattes | Hyrox To Start Testing Athletes For Steroids, Laxatives

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Sectiyera
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 468
Founded: Oct 27, 2025
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Sectiyera » Sat Sep 19, 2026 4:42 am

Egunsentia wrote:
"Andalusia has been befreed, it shan't be put under Crosstygely yoke yet again"


Image

Post mitosis

/skip
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Gürekj-Sektijeriva! (Glory to Sectiyera!)
Eating cement is good for you

Founded 1932. The most powerful nation in the Balkans. World-renowned airforce and special ops. NATO member state. Participated in NATO strikes against Serbia, Desert Storm, Desert Shield, Iraqi Freedom, and Enduring Freedom. Current year: 2026.
Class 2 civilization. (?)
Stats note: NationStates stats are not canon. Refer to factbooks or contact me directly.
British Columbian living in North Carolina. Boy. Computer geek, especially when it comes to hardware. Wikipedia editor (User:TheBrokenHDD). Stargate fan. Subaru hater. Right-wing. FREE ISRAEL.


Ask an OOC question | Request an English to Sectiyeran translation | earshit.

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Faolden
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Jun 02, 2025
Libertarian Police State

Postby Faolden » Sat Sep 19, 2026 6:15 am

Most Airport Security Incidents Caused By People Racing To Stop Lover From Leaving

Your people must be very well-behaved otherwise.
The Sapphic Romantic Fantasies of Faolden
”I am undone without you.”
World's Most Mediocre Cajun, Communist, Bisexual Bipolar Bitch, You’ve Met Me At a Very Elven Time In My Life.
Elven ginger with maladaptive anger issues.

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Arrogant Cricket
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 48
Founded: Aug 25, 2026
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Arrogant Cricket » Sat Sep 19, 2026 7:28 am

Ginger with maladaptive----

GINGER WITH MAIL????????????????????????

I don't know why it made me think that lol
ARROGANT CRICKET NEWS *** Phil Schiller violently neutered by firefighters at Walmart pharmacy *** Arrogant Cricket president dropkicks elephant into the sun, adds some protien *** Internet ISPs sending completely wrong pages to Firefox users *** Nuclear weapons found in apartment building ventilation system

Some people touch grass. I obliterate it. Violently.
Alt account of Sectiyera.
Telegram me.
Member of the Reddit Shitposter Horde

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The Sernetian Empire
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6194
Founded: Jul 04, 2024
Right-wing Utopia

Postby The Sernetian Empire » Sat Sep 19, 2026 7:31 am

president dropkicks elephant into the sun,


sounds like the type of shit going on in ohio
Polish-algerian muslim madman who lives in SE london, Arsenal supporter, I also am passionate about trains, I play nationstates and stepford county railway (roblox) and some stuff on switch. Location (where I live): London, UK
Sexuality: straight
Sernet is a large nation famous for its extensive rail network and our skyscrapers and tower blocks. Capital city: Sernetesen. Sernet is a space-capable state and maintains a network of terriories, but we're not your traditional earth-based empire (we are very benevolent). The nation is rich in history and culture and is extremely patriotic.
Mostly modern tech, except in some fields where we'd be PMT


#thepowerofsernet
The Sernetian Empire

Rest in peace OG Sernet - Sernet is back
NS stats were gunned down by anti-aircraft guns
News can't fit

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The Republic of Deseret
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Sep 17, 2026
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Republic of Deseret » Sat Sep 19, 2026 9:24 am

I also am passionate about trains


Growing up in London and watching only TTTE does that
ʀᴇᴘᴜʙʟɪᴄ ᴏғ ᴅᴇsᴇʀᴇᴛ ⭑ ••••••
Utah, the state where a white Mormon kid slimed Charlie Kirk's ahh out. It's 1941 and the historically oppressed Mormons of Utah start yet another armed rebellion against the United States government, hoping to establish their independent, theodemocratic Deseret; maybe they can with the Confederate States' support.

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