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PRU Season 3 - 1

Postby Paradystopia » Wed Jun 24, 2026 12:15 am

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PRU Season 3
Part 1

MD1
Oeopolis Pinkcaps 31–14 T'auld Hoos RUC
KRU Troglograd 21–12 KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 7–28 Farslum Young Boys
KRU Zygnusgrad 40–31 Allcomers New Newetoun RUC
Tinkers o'Abertynkle 27–7 Gooston Breuers RUC
Pantsdon Redsocks 14–52 Th'Fancymen RUC
Cabbagers RUC 29–42 Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC

MD2
T'auld Hoos RUC 42–31 Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC
Th'Fancymen RUC 47–36 Cabbagers RUC
Gooston Breuers RUC 5–19 Pantsdon Redsocks
Allcomers New Newetoun RUC 3–61 Tinkers o'Abertynkle
Farslum Young Boys 66–19 KRU Zygnusgrad
KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 43–19 KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
Oeopolis Pinkcaps 7–3 KRU Troglograd

MD3
KRU Troglograd 31–47 T'auld Hoos RUC
KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 7–40 Oeopolis Pinkcaps
KRU Zygnusgrad 21–7 KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
Tinkers o'Abertynkle 57–20 Farslum Young Boys
Pantsdon Redsocks 36–24 Allcomers New Newetoun RUC
Cabbagers RUC 19–33 Gooston Breuers RUC
Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC 38–22 Th'Fancymen RUC

MD4
T'auld Hoos RUC 29–7 Th'Fancymen RUC
Gooston Breuers RUC 22–33 Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC
Allcomers New Newetoun RUC 35–28 Cabbagers RUC
Farslum Young Boys 28–40 Pantsdon Redsocks
KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 14–43 Tinkers o'Abertynkle
Oeopolis Pinkcaps 19–33 KRU Zygnusgrad
KRU Troglograd 28–14 KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja

MD5
KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 8–31 T'auld Hoos RUC
KRU Zygnusgrad 27–14 KRU Troglograd
Tinkers o'Abertynkle 21–7 Oeopolis Pinkcaps
Pantsdon Redsocks 33–26 KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
Cabbagers RUC 50–20 Farslum Young Boys
Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC 35–19 Allcomers New Newetoun RUC
Th'Fancymen RUC 45–7 Gooston Breuers RUC

MD6
T'auld Hoos RUC 19–26 Gooston Breuers RUC
Allcomers New Newetoun RUC 33–21 Th'Fancymen RUC
Farslum Young Boys 3–47 Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC
KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 19–12 Cabbagers RUC
Oeopolis Pinkcaps 17–14 Pantsdon Redsocks
KRU Troglograd 7–54 Tinkers o'Abertynkle
KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 31–43 KRU Zygnusgrad

MD7
KRU Zygnusgrad 56–43 T'auld Hoos RUC
Tinkers o'Abertynkle 48–14 KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
Pantsdon Redsocks 33–12 KRU Troglograd
Cabbagers RUC 21–7 Oeopolis Pinkcaps
Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC 52–29 KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
Th'Fancymen RUC 31–5 Farslum Young Boys
Gooston Breuers RUC 21–19 Allcomers New Newetoun RUC

MD8
T'auld Hoos RUC 33–21 Allcomers New Newetoun RUC
Farslum Young Boys 38–0 Gooston Breuers RUC
KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 7–60 Th'Fancymen RUC
Oeopolis Pinkcaps 35–28 Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC
KRU Troglograd 20–28 Cabbagers RUC
KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 28–21 Pantsdon Redsocks
KRU Zygnusgrad 21–33 Tinkers o'Abertynkle

MD9
Tinkers o'Abertynkle 17–7 T'auld Hoos RUC
Pantsdon Redsocks 35–12 KRU Zygnusgrad
Cabbagers RUC 47–0 KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC 64–14 KRU Troglograd
Th'Fancymen RUC 31–21 Oeopolis Pinkcaps
Gooston Breuers RUC 47–19 KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
Allcomers New Newetoun RUC 31–28 Farslum Young Boys

MD10 - Dougie MacDoogal Distillery Shield, Round 1
Farslum Young Boys 17–26 Pantsdon Redsocks
Allcomers New Newetoun RUC 36–12 KRU Zygnusgrad
Gooston Breuers RUC 52–12 KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
T'auld Hoos RUC 26–26 Oeopolis Pinkcaps (33–26 AET)
KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 17–45 Cabbagers RUC
KRU Troglograd 24–49 Th'Fancymen RUC

MD11
T'auld Hoos RUC 24–35 Farslum Young Boys
KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 26–21 Allcomers New Newetoun RUC
Oeopolis Pinkcaps 19–22 Gooston Breuers RUC
KRU Troglograd 21–38 Th'Fancymen RUC
KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 5–33 Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC
KRU Zygnusgrad 7–28 Cabbagers RUC
Tinkers o'Abertynkle 33–14 Pantsdon Redsocks

MD12
Pantsdon Redsocks 38–15 T'auld Hoos RUC
Cabbagers RUC 21–46 Tinkers o'Abertynkle
Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC 48–7 KRU Zygnusgrad
Th'Fancymen RUC 20–7 KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
Gooston Breuers RUC 45–12 KRU Troglograd
Allcomers New Newetoun RUC 14–19 Oeopolis Pinkcaps
Farslum Young Boys 24–12 KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens

MD13
T'auld Hoos RUC 24–14 KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
Oeopolis Pinkcaps 14–14 Farslum Young Boys
KRU Troglograd 10–31 Allcomers New Newetoun RUC
KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 26–19 Gooston Breuers RUC
KRU Zygnusgrad 10–26 Th'Fancymen RUC
Tinkers o'Abertynkle 12–43 Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC
Pantsdon Redsocks 35–21 Cabbagers RUC

MD14
Cabbagers RUC 15–31 T'auld Hoos RUC
Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC 33–12 Pantsdon Redsocks
Th'Fancymen RUC 24–40 Tinkers o'Abertynkle
Gooston Breuers RUC 49–7 KRU Zygnusgrad
Allcomers New Newetoun RUC 29–14 KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
Farslum Young Boys 59–7 KRU Troglograd
KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 35–42 Oeopolis Pinkcaps

At the halfway stage
.  PRUXIV                        Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA   PD   TBP   LBP   Pts.
1 Tinkers o'Abertynkle 13 12 0 1 492 202 +290 10 0 58
2 Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC 13 11 0 2 527 251 +276 13 1 58
3 Th'Fancymen RUC 13 9 0 4 424 268 +156 8 0 44
4 Pantsdon Redsocks 13 8 0 5 344 306 +38 7 2 41
5 T'auld Hoos RUC 13 7 0 6 359 330 +29 7 1 36
6 Oeopolis Pinkcaps 13 7 1 5 278 257 +21 4 1 35
7 Farslum Young Boys 13 6 1 6 368 339 +29 7 1 34
8 Gooston Breuers RUC 13 7 0 6 303 302 +1 5 1 34
9 Cabbagers RUC 13 5 0 8 355 342 +13 7 2 29
10 Allcomers New Newetoun RUC 13 5 0 8 311 372 −61 6 3 29
11 KRU Zygnusgrad 13 6 0 7 303 430 −127 5 0 29
12 KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 13 3 0 10 263 419 −156 5 2 19
13 KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 13 2 0 11 180 430 −250 3 0 11
14 KRU Troglograd 13 2 0 11 200 459 −259 2 1 11

What looks to be an enthralling nip-and-tuck battle for the top spot marks the opening half of the third season of the PRU with Season 2's champion; Th'Knyckerbockeres held off by Season 2's victor in the shield; Tinkers o'Abertynkle by a measly 2 converted tries worth of points difference. Whilst failing to establish any advantage over each other, both teams have established a strong lead over the chasing pack leaving many certain that this title race is surely to be won by one of these two squads. As for which of these two heavyweights will come out on top, that's a much trickier thing to ascertain. Though the Knyckerbockeres fell early on to T'auld Hoos, and later the Pinkcaps, one of the teams they noticeably beat was none other than the Tinkers who were humbled with a 43-12 attacking masterclass in Abertynkle in week 13.
Looking ahead to other RUCT places, the Fancymen look to be a determined unit wanting to make amends for last season when they missed out on RUCT qualification on account of the Tinkers gaining a spot through victory in the Doogie MacDoogal Distillery Shield. They did however, fail to claim a little revenge against the Tinkers with a performance that starting strong but petered out in week 14. They fell to a 40-24 loss at home; a scoreline that possibly belies how close the majority of this match was. The Pantsdon Redsocks find themselves occupying the fourth spot at the halfway point, and few would've predicted the Pantsdon team to be sitting above the likes of T'auld Hoos, or last season's surprise; the Oeopolis Pinkcaps. Likewise though, few could say this current placing is unjust as the team have been quietly dotting the 'i's and crossing the 't's against lower ranking opposition (With the exception of a controversial late loss to KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja in week 8 in which a somewhat harsh decision saw the Urbsclavium team awarded a penalty try as well as the Pantsdon hooker presented a yellow card with under ten minutes to play. With the scores evened, and Pantsdon down a man, momentum did the rest to see the Otters sneak a victory on the cusp of the clock turning red).
Just outside the RUCT places currently sit both Farslum teams, the Pinkcaps, and the Gooston Breuers. With T'auld Hoos driving to finally break into RUCT qualification, the Young Boys hoping to get one over on them by beating them to it, the Pinkcaps hoping to repeat last season's triumphant announcement onto the rugby scene, and Gooston still hot on everyone's heels, it's shaping up for an explosive and highly contested second half of the season.
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PRU Season 3 - 2

Postby Paradystopia » Fri Jun 26, 2026 12:06 am

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PRU Season 3
Part 2

MD15
T'auld Hoos RUC 40–10 Oeopolis Pinkcaps
KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 35–12 KRU Troglograd
Farslum Young Boys 5–12 KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
Allcomers New Newetoun RUC 38–38 KRU Zygnusgrad
Gooston Breuers RUC 14–26 Tinkers o'Abertynkle
Th'Fancymen RUC 24–14 Pantsdon Redsocks
Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC 54–14 Cabbagers RUC

MD16 - Dougie MacDoogal Distillery Shield, Round 2
Th'Fancymen RUC 5–29 Gooston Breuers RUC
Cabbagers RUC 28–19 Pantsdon Redsocks
Tinkers o'Abertynkle 45–19 Allcomers New Newetoun RUC
Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC 35–28 T'auld Hoos RUC

MD17
Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC 10–31 T'auld Hoos RUC
Cabbagers RUC 19–7 Th'Fancymen RUC
Pantsdon Redsocks 19–12 Gooston Breuers RUC
Tinkers o'Abertynkle 36–19 Allcomers New Newetoun RUC
KRU Zygnusgrad 28–28 Farslum Young Boys
KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 38–36 KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
KRU Troglograd 12–19 Oeopolis Pinkcaps

MD18
T'auld Hoos RUC 55–24 KRU Troglograd
Oeopolis Pinkcaps 28–31 KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 19–38 KRU Zygnusgrad
Farslum Young Boys 21–52 Tinkers o'Abertynkle
Allcomers New Newetoun RUC 21–24 Pantsdon Redsocks
Gooston Breuers RUC 41–21 Cabbagers RUC
Th'Fancymen RUC 17–26 Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC

MD19
Th'Fancymen RUC 12–26 T'auld Hoos RUC
Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC 21–21 Gooston Breuers RUC
Cabbagers RUC 31–22 Allcomers New Newetoun RUC
Pantsdon Redsocks 40–12 Farslum Young Boys
Tinkers o'Abertynkle 35–14 KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
KRU Zygnusgrad 22–31 Oeopolis Pinkcaps
KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 40–14 KRU Troglograd

MD20
T'auld Hoos RUC 47–24 KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
KRU Troglograd 14–28 KRU Zygnusgrad
Oeopolis Pinkcaps 22–35 Tinkers o'Abertynkle
KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 22–31 Pantsdon Redsocks
Farslum Young Boys 31–26 Cabbagers RUC
Allcomers New Newetoun RUC 7–10 Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC
Gooston Breuers RUC 28–29 Th'Fancymen RUC

MD21
Gooston Breuers RUC 7–31 T'auld Hoos RUC
Th'Fancymen RUC 25–7 Allcomers New Newetoun RUC
Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC 7–21 Farslum Young Boys
Cabbagers RUC 40–21 KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
Pantsdon Redsocks 14–35 Oeopolis Pinkcaps
Tinkers o'Abertynkle 24–21 KRU Troglograd
KRU Zygnusgrad 40–17 KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja

MD22 - Dougie MacDoogal Distillery Shield, Semi-finals
Tinkers o'Abertynkle 56–12 Gooston Breuers RUC
Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC 28–21 Cabbagers RUC

MD23
T'auld Hoos RUC 26–14 KRU Zygnusgrad
KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 21–63 Tinkers o'Abertynkle
KRU Troglograd 28–22 Pantsdon Redsocks
Oeopolis Pinkcaps 29–15 Cabbagers RUC
KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 12–26 Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC
Farslum Young Boys 19–33 Th'Fancymen RUC
Allcomers New Newetoun RUC 14–10 Gooston Breuers RUC

MD24
Allcomers New Newetoun RUC 28–29 T'auld Hoos RUC
Gooston Breuers RUC 24–7 Farslum Young Boys
Th'Fancymen RUC 34–21 KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC 35–31 Oeopolis Pinkcaps
Cabbagers RUC 28–14 KRU Troglograd
Pantsdon Redsocks 57–19 KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
Tinkers o'Abertynkle 43–10 KRU Zygnusgrad

MD25
T'auld Hoos RUC 33–26 Tinkers o'Abertynkle
KRU Zygnusgrad 21–17 Pantsdon Redsocks
KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 28–26 Cabbagers RUC
KRU Troglograd 14–21 Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC
Oeopolis Pinkcaps 40–26 Th'Fancymen RUC
KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 19–38 Gooston Breuers RUC
Farslum Young Boys 54–19 Allcomers New Newetoun RUC

MD26
Farslum Young Boys 40–33 T'auld Hoos RUC
Allcomers New Newetoun RUC 42–26 KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
Gooston Breuers RUC 17–33 Oeopolis Pinkcaps
Th'Fancymen RUC 45–26 KRU Troglograd
Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC 42–21 KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
Cabbagers RUC 21–26 KRU Zygnusgrad
Pantsdon Redsocks 26–24 Tinkers o'Abertynkle

MD27
T'auld Hoos RUC 17–5 Pantsdon Redsocks
Tinkers o'Abertynkle 47–29 Cabbagers RUC
KRU Zygnusgrad 5–24 Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC
KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 7–57 Th'Fancymen RUC
KRU Troglograd 28–33 Gooston Breuers RUC
Oeopolis Pinkcaps 19–12 Allcomers New Newetoun RUC
KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 21–12 Farslum Young Boys

MD28
KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 19–24 T'auld Hoos RUC
Farslum Young Boys 17–7 Oeopolis Pinkcaps
Allcomers New Newetoun RUC 31–26 KRU Troglograd
Gooston Breuers RUC 29–12 KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
Th'Fancymen RUC 26–0 KRU Zygnusgrad
Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC 14–7 Tinkers o'Abertynkle
Cabbagers RUC 52–5 Pantsdon Redsocks

MD29 - Dougie MacDoogal Distillery Shield, Final
Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC 5–14 Tinkers o'Abertynkle

MD30
T'auld Hoos RUC 33–14 Cabbagers RUC
Pantsdon Redsocks 32–14 Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC
Tinkers o'Abertynkle 42–33 Th'Fancymen RUC
KRU Zygnusgrad 33–24 Gooston Breuers RUC
KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 47–35 Allcomers New Newetoun RUC
KRU Troglograd 19–46 Farslum Young Boys
Oeopolis Pinkcaps 26–14 KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens

.  PRUXIV                        Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA   PD   TBP   LBP   Pts.
1 Tinkers o'Abertynkle 26 22 0 4 952 479 +473 20 3 111 Q RUCT, Shield Winners
2 Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC 26 20 1 5 831 484 +347 18 1 101 Q RUCT
3 T'auld Hoos RUC 26 19 0 7 784 563 +221 18 2 96 Q RUCT
4 Th'Fancymen RUC 26 17 0 9 792 543 +249 17 1 86 Q RUCT*

5 Oeopolis Pinkcaps 26 15 1 10 608 547 +61 12 3 77
6 Pantsdon Redsocks 26 15 0 11 650 607 +43 12 4 76
7 Farslum Young Boys 26 12 2 12 681 660 +21 11 2 65
8 KRU Zygnusgrad 26 12 2 12 606 758 −152 10 0 62
9 Gooston Breuers RUC 26 12 1 13 601 595 +6 10 4 64
10 Cabbagers RUC 26 10 0 16 691 700 −9 14 5 59
11 Allcomers New Newetoun RUC 26 8 1 17 606 747 −141 10 7 51
12 KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 26 8 0 18 497 909 −412 8 0 40
13 KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 26 5 0 21 542 815 −273 8 4 32
14 KRU Troglograd 26 3 0 23 452 886 −434 6 6 24
*As Shield winners Tinker o'Abertynkle guaranteed a RUCT place through league position, Th'Fancymen are awarded a RUCT spot as fourth-place finishers

Despite a valiant effort from the Knyckerbockeres to reclaim their title from last season, it became clear that this was the Tinkers' year. By the time their 10-week winning streak across both league and shield finally came to an end when they suffered defeat to T'auld Hoos on MD25, it was going to take a monumental effort, as well as a fair quantity to luck for them to be caught. They did have a brief stumble in bringing it home with further losses to the Redsocks and the Young Boys but once they had conquered the lead chaser in the Shield final, achieving the double looked to be a formality. Th'Knyckerbockeres chase never really recovered from a loss of retribution to T'auld Hoos whom they had knocked out the Shield the week prior, and failing to manage more than a draw against the Breuers. Whilst they did manage to claim a bit of ground in beating the Tinkers on MD28 to deny them the chance to have the season mathematically wrapped up before the final day, their own final day loss to the Redsocks summed up a season of 'not quite there'.
The T'auld Hoos will make their RUCT debut after a campaign of proving that they have the ability to beat the top teams, but that they can't guarantee points against lower ranking opposition. They will be happy to have not lost out on a qualifying spot on account of not accruing enough bonus points as they did last season, and will hopefully build upon this success going forward. Whether they can challenge the might of the Tinkers or Knyckerbockeres over the course of an entire season remains to be seen. The Fancymen will be thankful that the Shield final was contested between the Tinkers and their local rivals as, unlike last season, this removed the jeopardy of them losing their qualification spot to a lower placed shield winner. There must have been many mixed feelings across their fanbase to know that a shield final contested between their local rival, and the previous season's shield winner who denied them a RUCT place last time around worked in their favour to see international competition.
Whilst they didn't trouble the international qualification places, it would be remiss not to mention KRU Zygnusgrad. In claiming victories over the Redsocks, the Cabbagers and the Breuers towards the end of the season managed to elevate themselves to eighth place overall and demonstrate that one should not write off the eastern teams. That said, it was still the Troglogradski and the Urbclavian squads propping up the table so it could still be argued that it's merely a flicker as opposed to a spark with regards to an upcoming renaissance of rugby in the east of Paradystopia.
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SMAFLQDTONPAS S5, MD1&2

Postby Only Six Words » Fri Jul 03, 2026 10:45 pm

MD1

League 1
MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF 0–0 Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi
Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi 1–0 MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF
MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF 2–1 Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi
Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi 1–1 MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF

MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 0–1 Hexiverbalist CSASS
Hexiverbalist CSASS 1–0 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF
MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 0–1 Hexiverbalist CSASS
Hexiverbalist CSASS 1–0 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF

GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 0–0 Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae
Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 0–2 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura
GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 2–4 Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae
Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 0–1 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura

A non-descript football team 0–1 GQSDFC Peons Unus
GQSDFC Peons Unus 0–0 A non-descript football team
A non-descript football team 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Unus
GQSDFC Peons Unus 0–0 A non-descript football team

Pld W D L GF GA GD Win % Pts
1 Hexiverbalist CSASS 4 4 0 0 4 0 +4 1.000 4
2 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 4 2 1 1 5 4 +1 0.625 2
3 A non-descript football team 4 1 2 1 1 1 0 0.500 1
= GQSDFC Peons Unus 4 1 2 1 1 1 0 0.500 1
= MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF 4 1 2 1 3 3 0 0.500 1
= Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi 4 1 2 1 3 3 0 0.500 1
7 Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 4 1 1 2 4 5 −1 0.375 1
8 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 4 0 0 4 0 4 −4 0.000 0

League 2
MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos 0–0 MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF
MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 1–0 MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos
MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos 0–0 MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF
MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 0–0 MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos

Non-descript defective automata 1–1 GQSDFC Peons Duus
GQSDFC Peons Duus 0–0 Non-descript defective automata
Non-descript defective automata 0–0 GQSDFC Peons Duus
GQSDFC Peons Duus 0–1 Non-descript defective automata

Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 1–2 GQSDFC Peons Innumeri
GQSDFC Peons Innumeri 1–0 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae
Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 0–1 GQSDFC Peons Innumeri
GQSDFC Peons Innumeri 0–0 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae

A non-descript team of Robots 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Fossores
GQSDFC Peons Fossores 1–1 A non-descript team of Robots
A non-descript team of Robots 0–0 GQSDFC Peons Fossores
GQSDFC Peons Fossores 0–0 A non-descript team of Robots

Pld W D L GF GA GD Win % Pts
1 GQSDFC Peons Innumeri 4 3 1 0 4 1 +3 0.875 3
2 A non-descript team of Robots 4 1 3 0 2 1 +1 0.625 1
= MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 4 1 3 0 1 0 +1 0.625 1
= Non-descript defective automata 4 1 3 0 2 1 +1 0.625 1
5 GQSDFC Peons Duus 4 0 3 1 1 2 −1 0.375 0
= GQSDFC Peons Fossores 4 0 3 1 1 2 −1 0.375 0
= MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos 4 0 3 1 0 1 −1 0.375 0
8 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 4 0 1 3 1 4 −3 0.125 0
Comments:

Four victories.
Two short of perfection.


MD2

Cup Round 1
Non-descript defective automata 0–1 A non-descript team of Robots

Hexiverbalist CSASS 0–0 GQSDFC Peons Unus
GQSDFC Peons Unus 0–2 Hexiverbalist CSASS

Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 0–1 MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos

GQSDFC Peons Innumeri 0–1 A non-descript football team

Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi 0–0 MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF
MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF 1–3 Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi

GQSDFC Peons Duus 0–1 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF

GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 0–1 GQSDFC Peons Fossores

MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 1–0 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae

Youth League (MD1)
MESD Piissimus Puerii QYCF 1–0 Xit'hns Qyzzyxzyozi
Xit'hns Qyzzyxzyozi 4–2 MESD Piissimus Puerii QYCF

GQSDYFC Orphanii Unus 0–1 A non-descript youth team
A non-descript youth team 1–0 GQSDYFC Orphanii Unus

GQSDYFC Orphanii Duus 0–1 MESD Iuvenes Plebes QYCF
MESD Iuvenes Plebes QYCF 0–1 GQSDYFC Orphanii Duus

Pld W D L GF GA GD Win % Pts
1 A non-descript youth team 2 2 0 0 2 0 +2 1.000 2
2 Xit'hns Qyzzyxzyozi 2 1 0 1 4 3 +1 0.500 1
3 GQSDYFC Orphanii Duus 2 1 0 1 1 1 0 0.500 1
MESD Iuvenes Plebes QYCF 2 1 0 1 1 1 0 0.500 1
5 MESD Piissimus Puerii QYCF 2 1 0 1 3 4 −1 0.500 1
6 GQSDYFC Orphanii Unus 2 0 0 2 0 2 −2 0.000 0
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Squad of twelve better than six
Six words.
Neither more,
Nor less

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SMAFLQDTONPAS S5, MD3&4

Postby A non-descript puppet nation » Fri Jul 03, 2026 11:29 pm

MD3

League 1
Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi 0–0 GQSDFC Peons Unus
GQSDFC Peons Unus 2–2 Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi
Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi 2–3 GQSDFC Peons Unus
GQSDFC Peons Unus 0–1 Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi

Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 3–4 A non-descript football team
A non-descript football team 1–2 Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae
Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 3–3 A non-descript football team
A non-descript football team 5–0 Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae

Hexiverbalist CSASS 0–1 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura
GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 1–1 Hexiverbalist CSASS
Hexiverbalist CSASS 0–0 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura
GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 0–1 Hexiverbalist CSASS

MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF 1–0 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF
MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 0–1 MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF
MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF 0–1 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF
MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 0–1 MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF

Pld W D L GF GA GD Win % Pts
1 Hexiverbalist CSASS 8 5 2 1 6 2 +4 0.750 5
2 MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF 8 4 2 2 6 4 +2 0.625 4
3 A non-descript football team 8 3 3 2 14 9 +5 0.562 3
4 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 8 3 3 2 7 6 +1 0.562 3
5 GQSDFC Peons Unus 8 2 4 2 6 6 0 0.500 2
= Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi 8 2 4 2 8 8 0 0.500 2
7 Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 8 2 2 4 12 18 −6 0.375 2
8 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 8 1 0 7 1 7 −6 0.125 1

League 2
MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 0–1 GQSDFC Peons Fossores
GQSDFC Peons Fossores 1–0 MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF
MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 0–0 GQSDFC Peons Fossores
GQSDFC Peons Fossores 1–0 MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF

GQSDFC Peons Innumeri 1–0 A non-descript team of Robots
A non-descript team of Robots 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Innumeri
GQSDFC Peons Innumeri 0–0 A non-descript team of Robots
A non-descript team of Robots 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Innumeri

GQSDFC Peons Duus 0–1 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae
Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 0–1 GQSDFC Peons Duus
GQSDFC Peons Duus 0–1 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae
Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 0–1 GQSDFC Peons Duus

MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos 1–0 Non-descript defective automata
Non-descript defective automata 1–0 MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos
MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos 1–0 Non-descript defective automata
Non-descript defective automata 1–0 MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos

Pld W D L GF GA GD Win % Pts
1 GQSDFC Peons Innumeri 8 4 2 2 5 3 +2 0.625 4
2 A non-descript team of Robots 8 3 4 1 4 2 +2 0.625 3
= GQSDFC Peons Fossores 8 3 4 1 4 2 +2 0.625 3
4 Non-descript defective automata 8 3 3 2 4 3 +1 0.562 3
5 GQSDFC Peons Duus 8 2 3 3 3 4 −1 0.438 2
= MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos 8 2 3 3 2 3 −1 0.438 2
7 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 8 2 1 5 3 6 −3 0.312 2
8 MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 8 1 4 3 1 3 −2 0.375 1
MD4

League 1
MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 1–0 Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi
Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi 2–2 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF
MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 2–1 Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi
Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi 2–1 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF

GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 1–0 MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF
MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura
GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 0–1 MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF
MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF 0–0 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura

A non-descript football team 0–0 Hexiverbalist CSASS
Hexiverbalist CSASS 0–1 A non-descript football team
A non-descript football team 0–1 Hexiverbalist CSASS
Hexiverbalist CSASS 1–0 A non-descript football team

GQSDFC Peons Unus 0–3 Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae
Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 1–2 GQSDFC Peons Unus
GQSDFC Peons Unus 0–1 Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae
Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Unus

Pld W D L GF GA GD Win % Pts
1 Hexiverbalist CSASS 12 7 3 2 8 3 +5 0.708 7
2 MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF 12 6 3 3 8 5 +3 0.625 6
3 Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 12 5 2 5 18 20 −2 0.500 5
4 A non-descript football team 12 4 4 4 15 11 +4 0.500 4
5 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 12 4 4 4 8 8 0 0.500 4
6 Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi 12 3 5 4 13 14 −1 0.458 3
7 GQSDFC Peons Unus 12 3 4 5 8 12 −4 0.417 3
8 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 12 3 1 8 7 12 −5 0.292 3

League 2
Non-descript defective automata 0–1 MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF
MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 1–0 Non-descript defective automata
Non-descript defective automata 0–0 MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF
MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 1–0 Non-descript defective automata

Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 1–0 MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos
MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos 0–0 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae
Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 0–0 MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos
MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos 1–0 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae

A non-descript team of Robots 0–1 GQSDFC Peons Duus
GQSDFC Peons Duus 1–0 A non-descript team of Robots
A non-descript team of Robots 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Duus
GQSDFC Peons Duus 1–0 A non-descript team of Robots

GQSDFC Peons Fossores 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Innumeri
GQSDFC Peons Innumeri 0–0 GQSDFC Peons Fossores
GQSDFC Peons Fossores 0–1 GQSDFC Peons Innumeri
GQSDFC Peons Innumeri 0–1 GQSDFC Peons Fossores

Pld W D L GF GA GD Win % Pts
1 GQSDFC Peons Fossores 12 5 5 2 6 3 +3 0.625 5
2 GQSDFC Peons Duus 12 5 3 4 6 5 +1 0.542 5
3 GQSDFC Peons Innumeri 12 5 3 4 6 5 +1 0.542 5
4 MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 12 4 5 3 4 3 +1 0.542 4
5 A non-descript team of Robots 12 4 4 4 5 5 0 0.500 4
6 MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos 12 3 5 4 3 4 −1 0.458 3
7 Non-descript defective automata 12 3 4 5 4 6 −2 0.417 3
8 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 12 3 3 6 4 7 −3 0.375 3
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I was told to comprise a league review of the third and fourth rounds of fixtures, but seriously, what's the point? The authorities are only going to redact everything anyway and I doubt anyone's actually going to read what I write before doing this either. Stupid secrecy laws, I honestly don't know why they bother. I suppose it keeps the manufacturers of printer ink making record profits year after year what with all the national newspapers essentially being a selection of pages completely filled with black rectangles. It's so nonsensical. Anyway, I suppose I better make it seem like this body of text actually in some way pertains to the football. Maybe drop enough mentions of 'football', and 'sport', and 'kicking' to get passed the AI fact checkers. Ball ball ball. Kick goal score. Pass pass pass offsides VAR fiasco. 'We was robbed', 'The referee's a wanker', 'Game of two halves'. That should do it. I wonder if I'll get a bonus for the more I write? Or maybe there'll be more rigorous checks if I overdo it? Better err on the side of caution and leave it here.

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SMAFLQDTONPAS S5 MD5,6,7&8

Postby Qyzzyxzyan Draconic Territories » Sun Aug 02, 2026 8:03 am

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SEASON 5

MD5

Cup Round 2
A non-descript team of Robots 1–1 A non-descript football team
A non-descript football team 0–1 A non-descript team of Robots

MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 0–1 GQSDFC Peons Fossores

Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi 2–0 MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos

MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 0–1 Hexiverbalist CSASS

Youth League (MD2)
Xit'hns Qyzzyxzyozi 3–1 MESD Iuvenes Plebes QYCF
MESD Iuvenes Plebes QYCF 1–0 Xit'hns Qyzzyxzyozi

A non-descript youth team 0–0 GQSDYFC Orphanii Duus
GQSDYFC Orphanii Duus 1–0 A non-descript youth team

MESD Piissimus Puerii QYCF 0–0 GQSDYFC Orphanii Unus
GQSDYFC Orphanii Unus 1–0 MESD Piissimus Puerii QYCF

Pld W D L GF GA GD Win % Pts
1 Xit'hns Qyzzyxzyozi 4 2 0 2 7 5 +2 0.500 2
2 A non-descript youth team 4 2 1 1 2 1 +1 0.625 2
GQSDYFC Orphanii Duus 4 2 1 1 2 1 +1 0.625 2
4 MESD Iuvenes Plebes QYCF 4 2 0 2 3 4 −1 0.500 2
5 GQSDYFC Orphanii Unus 4 1 1 2 1 2 −1 0.375 1
6 MESD Piissimus Puerii QYCF 4 1 1 2 3 5 −2 0.375 1
MD6

League 1
Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi 5–3 Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae
Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 0–1 Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi
Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi 3–3 Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae
Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 8–3 Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi

Hexiverbalist CSASS 1–1 GQSDFC Peons Unus
GQSDFC Peons Unus 1–1 Hexiverbalist CSASS
Hexiverbalist CSASS 0–0 GQSDFC Peons Unus
GQSDFC Peons Unus 0–1 Hexiverbalist CSASS

MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF 0–0 A non-descript football team
A non-descript football team 0–0 MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF
MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF 0–0 A non-descript football team
A non-descript football team 0–1 MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF

MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 0–0 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura
GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 0–1 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF
MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 0–1 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura
GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 1–0 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF

Pld W D L GF GA GD Win % Pts
1 Hexiverbalist CSASS 16 8 6 2 11 5 +6 0.688 8
2 MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF 16 7 6 3 9 5 +4 0.625 7
3 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 16 6 5 5 10 9 +1 0.531 6
4 Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 16 6 3 7 32 32 0 0.469 6
5 Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi 16 5 6 5 25 28 −3 0.500 5
6 A non-descript football team 16 4 7 5 15 12 +3 0.469 4
7 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 16 4 2 10 8 14 −6 0.312 4
8 GQSDFC Peons Unus 16 3 7 6 10 15 −5 0.406 3

League 2
MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Innumeri
GQSDFC Peons Innumeri 0–1 MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF
MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 0–1 GQSDFC Peons Innumeri
GQSDFC Peons Innumeri 0–1 MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF

GQSDFC Peons Duus 0–0 GQSDFC Peons Fossores
GQSDFC Peons Fossores 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Duus
GQSDFC Peons Duus 0–1 GQSDFC Peons Fossores
GQSDFC Peons Fossores 0–1 GQSDFC Peons Duus

MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos 0–0 A non-descript team of Robots
A non-descript team of Robots 2–1 MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos
MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos 0–1 A non-descript team of Robots
A non-descript team of Robots 1–1 MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos

Non-descript defective automata 1–2 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae
Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 0–0 Non-descript defective automata
Non-descript defective automata 0–2 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae
Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 0–0 Non-descript defective automata

Pld W D L GF GA GD Win % Pts
1 GQSDFC Peons Fossores 16 7 6 3 8 4 +4 0.625 7
2 MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 16 7 5 4 7 4 +3 0.594 7
3 A non-descript team of Robots 16 6 6 4 9 7 +2 0.562 6
4 GQSDFC Peons Duus 16 6 4 6 7 7 0 0.500 6
5 GQSDFC Peons Innumeri 16 6 3 7 7 8 −1 0.469 6
6 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 16 5 5 6 8 8 0 0.469 5
7 MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos 16 3 7 6 5 8 −3 0.406 3
8 Non-descript defective automata 16 3 6 7 5 10 −5 0.375 3
MD7

Cup Round 3
A non-descript team of Robots 1–9 Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi

GQSDFC Peons Fossores 0–1 Hexiverbalist CSASS

Youth League (MD3)
GQSDYFC Orphanii Unus 1–0 Xit'hns Qyzzyxzyozi
Xit'hns Qyzzyxzyozi 2–1 GQSDYFC Orphanii Unus

GQSDYFC Orphanii Duus 0–0 MESD Piissimus Puerii QYCF
MESD Piissimus Puerii QYCF 0–0 GQSDYFC Orphanii Duus

MESD Iuvenes Plebes QYCF 0–0 A non-descript youth team
A non-descript youth team 1–0 MESD Iuvenes Plebes QYCF

Pld W D L GF GA GD Win % Pts
1 A non-descript youth team 6 3 2 1 3 1 +2 0.667 3
2 Xit'hns Qyzzyxzyozi 6 3 0 3 9 7 +2 0.500 3
3 GQSDYFC Orphanii Duus 6 2 3 1 2 1 +1 0.583 2
4 GQSDYFC Orphanii Unus 6 2 1 3 3 4 −1 0.417 2
5 MESD Iuvenes Plebes QYCF 6 2 1 3 3 5 −2 0.417 2
6 MESD Piissimus Puerii QYCF 6 1 3 2 3 5 −2 0.417 1
MD8

League 1
GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 0–2 Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi
Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi 1–1 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura
GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 0–1 Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi
Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi 2–0 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura

A non-descript football team 0–0 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF
MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 1–0 A non-descript football team
A non-descript football team 1–0 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF
MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 0–0 A non-descript football team

GQSDFC Peons Unus 0–1 MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF
MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Unus
GQSDFC Peons Unus 1–0 MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF
MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF 0–0 GQSDFC Peons Unus

Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 0–1 Hexiverbalist CSASS
Hexiverbalist CSASS 0–6 Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae
Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 0–2 Hexiverbalist CSASS
Hexiverbalist CSASS 1–0 Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae

Pld W D L GF GA GD Win % Pts
1 Hexiverbalist CSASS 20 11 6 3 15 11 +4 0.700 11
2 MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF 20 9 7 4 11 6 +5 0.625 9
3 Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi 20 8 7 5 31 29 +2 0.575 8
4 Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 20 7 3 10 38 36 +2 0.425 7
5 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 20 6 6 8 11 15 −4 0.450 6
6 A non-descript football team 20 5 9 6 16 13 +3 0.475 5
7 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 20 5 4 11 9 15 −6 0.350 5
8 GQSDFC Peons Unus 20 4 8 8 11 17 −6 0.400 4

League 2
Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 0–1 MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF
MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 2–2 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae
Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 1–0 MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF
MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 0–1 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae

A non-descript team of Robots 2–4 Non-descript defective automata
Non-descript defective automata 0–0 A non-descript team of Robots
A non-descript team of Robots 1–1 Non-descript defective automata
Non-descript defective automata 0–0 A non-descript team of Robots

GQSDFC Peons Fossores 0–1 MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos
MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos 0–1 GQSDFC Peons Fossores
GQSDFC Peons Fossores 0–1 MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos
MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos 0–1 GQSDFC Peons Fossores

GQSDFC Peons Innumeri 0–1 GQSDFC Peons Duus
GQSDFC Peons Duus 0–1 GQSDFC Peons Innumeri
GQSDFC Peons Innumeri 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Duus
GQSDFC Peons Duus 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Innumeri

Pld W D L GF GA GD Win % Pts
1 GQSDFC Peons Fossores 20 9 6 5 10 6 +4 0.600 9
2 MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 20 8 6 6 10 8 +2 0.550 8
3 GQSDFC Peons Duus 20 8 4 8 9 9 0 0.500 8
4 GQSDFC Peons Innumeri 20 8 3 9 9 10 −1 0.475 8
5 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 20 7 6 7 12 11 +1 0.500 7
6 A non-descript team of Robots 20 6 9 5 12 12 0 0.525 6
7 MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos 20 5 7 8 7 10 −3 0.425 5
8 Non-descript defective automata 20 4 9 7 10 13 −3 0.425 4

Yo! Wazzup? Qyzzyxzy here to, once again like, tell everyone what's going on in like, our little football league or whatever.

I mean, you'd like, think we have people for this. I must make a note somewhere to like, find some pundits or whatever so it's not like me having to do this bullshit or whatever.

You see, at this point, it's like, almost embarrassing. I mean, the Hexaverbalists. Can someone like, explain to me or whatever, what in the sixteen corners of four-dimensional hyperspace are those fools from that weird colony doing at the top of like, my league? It's bad enough when it's like, those damn xat'i, but a bunch of weird freaks who, for no like, reason whatsoever have decided that 'Oh, lets only speak in like, six words, because that's a fricking logical way of doing things' are actually leading the league. I mean, don't get me wrong, having an omniscient and like, thoroughly awesome dragon deity such as myself is a pretty niche schtick for a country or whatever. Or like, whatever the deal is with those non-descript idiots (Robots, I think, or whatever?), but like, only six words is just fucking stupid.

D'uuuuh ... 'We play good in Independent Championships' ...

Pfft, if they call crashing out in the groups like, good. Couldn't even beat the like, Farollones Islands, or was it Nueva Compostela, or Visayas Islands, or whoever it was. Pathetic.

Anyway, as pathetic as like, they are internationally, their sole domestic team are somehow wiping the floor with my Fidelissimae Plebes. And the Plebs Fidelis for that matter, though I'm tempted to force them to change their name with how poor their form has been or whatever. Can't be associated with that trash ...

Oh, and worse still. The cup, my cup final will like, be between the stupid six wordy lot, and the damn xat'i. I mean, like, come on!

I'd actually be tempted to like, open the borders and try bring in some fresh talent or something. A few Vanorians, a few Chromatikans, maybe even, eurgh, I feel dirty saying it, but like, an Audioslavian or two or whatever? They're good at football, right? I also wonder if those ninja penguins from the Dreamed Realm are maybe like, available for hire? Might result in some crazy, fucked-up twisting of magicks with Dreamies, or whatever they call themselves playing here. Anti-mundies, maybe? But yeah, wouldn't want to 'cross the streams' as it were and like, bring about the apocalypse or something.

Probably just a like, pipe dream in all honesty though. Apparently people are like, put off by the idea of having to like, worship yours truly on pain of death for non-compliance or whatever. Their loss; I'm fucking awesome!

Anyway, where was I?

Oh yeah, like, the SMAFLQ... wotsit blah blah blah.

In summary, we like, suck. Probably need some like, incentivising executions or whatnot. Hopefully my followers can like, turn things around or something.
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Postby A non-descript puppet nation » Sun Aug 02, 2026 8:24 am

MD9

League 1
Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi 4–1 Hexiverbalist CSASS
Hexiverbalist CSASS 0–3 Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi
Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi 1–0 Hexiverbalist CSASS
Hexiverbalist CSASS 3–0 Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi

MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF 0–0 Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae
Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 1–1 MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF
MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF 0–4 Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae
Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 0–2 MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF

MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Unus
GQSDFC Peons Unus 0–1 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF
MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 0–1 GQSDFC Peons Unus
GQSDFC Peons Unus 0–1 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF

GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 1–2 A non-descript football team
A non-descript football team 0–0 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura
GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 0–2 A non-descript football team
A non-descript football team 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura

Pld W D L GF GA GD Win % Pts
1 Hexiverbalist CSASS 24 12 6 6 19 19 0 0.625 12
2 Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi 24 11 7 6 39 33 +6 0.604 11
3 MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF 24 10 9 5 14 11 +3 0.604 10
4 A non-descript football team 24 8 10 6 21 14 +7 0.542 8
5 Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 24 8 5 11 43 39 +4 0.438 8
6 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 24 8 4 12 12 16 −4 0.417 8
7 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 24 6 7 11 12 20 −8 0.396 6
8 GQSDFC Peons Unus 24 5 8 11 12 20 −8 0.375 5

League 2
MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Duus
GQSDFC Peons Duus 0–1 MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF
MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Duus
GQSDFC Peons Duus 1–0 MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF

MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos 0–0 GQSDFC Peons Innumeri
GQSDFC Peons Innumeri 0–0 MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos
MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos 0–0 GQSDFC Peons Innumeri
GQSDFC Peons Innumeri 0–0 MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos

Non-descript defective automata 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Fossores
GQSDFC Peons Fossores 1–0 Non-descript defective automata
Non-descript defective automata 1–1 GQSDFC Peons Fossores
GQSDFC Peons Fossores 0–1 Non-descript defective automata

Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 1–0 A non-descript team of Robots
A non-descript team of Robots 0–1 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae
Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 0–2 A non-descript team of Robots
A non-descript team of Robots 2–0 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae

Pld W D L GF GA GD Win % Pts
1 MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 24 11 6 7 13 9 +4 0.583 11
2 GQSDFC Peons Fossores 24 10 7 7 12 9 +3 0.562 10
3 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 24 9 6 9 14 15 −1 0.500 9
4 GQSDFC Peons Duus 24 9 4 11 10 12 −2 0.458 9
5 A non-descript team of Robots 24 8 9 7 16 14 +2 0.521 8
6 GQSDFC Peons Innumeri 24 8 7 9 9 10 −1 0.479 8
7 Non-descript defective automata 24 6 10 8 13 15 −2 0.458 6
8 MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos 24 5 11 8 7 10 −3 0.438 5
MD10

Cup Final
Hexiverbalist CSASS 1–2 Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi

Youth League (MD4)
Xit'hns Qyzzyxzyozi 1–3 A non-descript youth team
A non-descript youth team 1–3 Xit'hns Qyzzyxzyozi

MESD Piissimus Puerii QYCF 0–1 MESD Iuvenes Plebes QYCF
MESD Iuvenes Plebes QYCF 0–1 MESD Piissimus Puerii QYCF

GQSDYFC Orphanii Unus 1–0 GQSDYFC Orphanii Duus
GQSDYFC Orphanii Duus 0–1 GQSDYFC Orphanii Unus

Pld W D L GF GA GD Win % Pts
1 A non-descript youth team 8 4 2 2 7 5 +2 0.625 4
2 Xit'hns Qyzzyxzyozi 8 4 0 4 13 11 +2 0.500 4
3 GQSDYFC Orphanii Unus 8 4 1 3 5 4 +1 0.562 4
4 MESD Iuvenes Plebes QYCF 8 3 1 4 4 6 −2 0.438 3
5 GQSDYFC Orphanii Duus 8 2 3 3 2 3 −1 0.438 2
6 MESD Piissimus Puerii QYCF 8 2 3 3 4 6 −2 0.438 2

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Trigramme: NPN
Demonym: Endeepeer
Puppet of Paradystopia

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SMAFLQDTONPAS S5, MD11&12

Postby Only Six Words » Sun Aug 02, 2026 8:33 am

MD11

League 1
A non-descript football team 1–3 Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi
Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi 1–0 A non-descript football team
A non-descript football team 0–2 Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi
Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi 0–0 A non-descript football team

GQSDFC Peons Unus 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura
GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 0–0 GQSDFC Peons Unus
GQSDFC Peons Unus 0–1 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura
GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Unus

Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 1–1 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF
MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 1–3 Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae
Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 2–2 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF
MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 0–0 Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae

Hexiverbalist CSASS 1–0 MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF
MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF 0–1 Hexiverbalist CSASS
Hexiverbalist CSASS 0–1 MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF
MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF 0–1 Hexiverbalist CSASS

Pld W D L GF GA GD Win % Pts
1 Hexiverbalist CSASS 28 15 6 7 22 20 +2 0.643 15 IFCF CL, FFI LoV
2 Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi 28 14 8 6 45 34 +11 0.643 14 IFCF CC, IFCF CWC, FFI LoV
3 MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF 28 11 9 8 15 14 +1 0.554 11 IFCF CC, FFI CT
4 Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 28 9 8 11 49 43 +6 0.464 9
5 A non-descript football team 28 8 11 9 22 20 +2 0.482 8
6 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 28 8 7 13 16 22 −6 0.411 8 PRPO
7 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 28 8 8 12 14 21 −7 0.429 8 PRPO
8 GQSDFC Peons Unus 28 6 9 13 13 22 −9 0.375 6 R

League 2
A non-descript team of Robots 1–0 MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF
MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 1–1 A non-descript team of Robots
A non-descript team of Robots 0–2 MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF
MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 1–0 A non-descript team of Robots

GQSDFC Peons Fossores 1–0 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae
Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 0–0 GQSDFC Peons Fossores
GQSDFC Peons Fossores 0–1 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae
Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 0–1 GQSDFC Peons Fossores

GQSDFC Peons Innumeri 1–1 Non-descript defective automata
Non-descript defective automata 1–2 GQSDFC Peons Innumeri
GQSDFC Peons Innumeri 0–1 Non-descript defective automata
Non-descript defective automata 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Innumeri

GQSDFC Peons Duus 0–1 MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos
MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Duus
GQSDFC Peons Duus 1–0 MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos
MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Duus

Pld W D L GF GA GD Win % Pts
1 MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 28 13 7 8 17 11 +6 0.589 13 P, IFCF LBCT
2 GQSDFC Peons Fossores 28 12 8 8 14 10 +4 0.571 12 PRPO, IFCF LBCT
3 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 28 10 7 11 15 17 −2 0.482 10 PRPO, IFCF LBCT
4 GQSDFC Peons Duus 28 10 4 14 11 15 −4 0.429 10
5 A non-descript team of Robots 28 9 10 9 18 18 0 0.500 9
6 GQSDFC Peons Innumeri 28 9 8 11 12 14 −2 0.464 9
7 MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos 28 8 11 9 10 11 −1 0.482 8
8 Non-descript defective automata 28 8 11 9 17 18 −1 0.482 8

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We won?!

We ... won ... ?!?!?!

What the ... ?!?!?!?!

MD12

Promotion/Relegation Playoffs
Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 0–0 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura

MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 0–1 GQSDFC Peons Fossores

GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Fossores

Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 0–1 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF

MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura

GQSDFC Peons Fossores 0–1 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae

Pld W D L GF GA GD Win % Pts
1 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 3 2 0 1 2 1 +1 0.667 2
2 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 3 1 1 1 1 1 0 0.500 1
= Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 3 1 1 1 1 1 0 0.500 1
4 GQSDFC Peons Fossores 3 1 0 2 1 2 −1 0.333 1

Promotion/Relegation Playoff Playoff
Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 0–1 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura

Youth League (MD5)
GQSDYFC Orphanii Duus 0–1 Xit'hns Qyzzyxzyozi
Xit'hns Qyzzyxzyozi 1–1 GQSDYFC Orphanii Duus

MESD Iuvenes Plebes QYCF 1–0 GQSDYFC Orphanii Unus
GQSDYFC Orphanii Unus 1–0 MESD Iuvenes Plebes QYCF

A non-descript youth team 0–3 MESD Piissimus Puerii QYCF
MESD Piissimus Puerii QYCF 0–0 A non-descript youth team

Pld W D L GF GA GD Win % Pts
1 Xit'hns Qyzzyxzyozi 10 5 1 4 15 12 +3 0.550 5 IFCF RSCL
2 GQSDYFC Orphanii Unus 10 5 1 4 6 5 +1 0.550 5
3 A non-descript youth team 10 4 3 3 7 8 −1 0.550 4
4 MESD Iuvenes Plebes QYCF 10 4 1 5 5 7 −2 0.450 4
5 MESD Piissimus Puerii QYCF 10 3 4 3 7 6 +1 0.500 3
6 GQSDYFC Orphanii Duus 10 2 4 4 3 5 −2 0.400 2

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Who gives a shit? Champions, baby!
Six words.
Neither more,
Nor less

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FLoP16 - S5 - Preview 1

Postby Paradystopia » Mon Aug 03, 2026 8:18 am

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SEASON 5
'Dodgier, duckier, divier, dippier, and dodgier'


"What do we want!?"

"More Rugby!"
"A better selection of native cheese!"
"Another sequel in the 'Guilty Feathers' franchise!"
"The annexation of Osterhalten!"
"Less turnips?"

"No guys! You were meant to say 'Season Five of the Football League of Paradystopia'. Come on! Fifth season of the FLoP. Time to get hyped! The premiere domestic footballing competition in the nation! Wooo!"

"I prefer rugby personally"
"What's that got to do with cheese?"
"Will Hugo the duck be playing? Oh, and will he finally find love?"
"Can we annex Osterhalten anyway?"
"Will it contain turnips?"

"You guys are useless ... Well, here are the teams for anyone actually interested ..."


TEAM PREVIEW 1

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AC Oeopolis Northern Squad
1 GK : Hugo Longbottom (24, Mc, Human)
2 LWB/LM : Dorabella Goldenrock (29, Fc, Human)
3 CB : Sextus Penn (20, Mc, Human)
4 CB : Ralf Karlsson (34, Mc, Human)
5 RB : Clarence Smith (28, Mc, Human)
6 LM : Rowan Codbobbin (24, NB, Human)
7 CM : Fluff Natterback (7, Fc, Pteron)
8 RM : Rosko Av Fiskby (28, Me, Human)
9 CAM : Frygga van den Aohs (21, Fc, Human)
10 CAM : Squeaker Herringhunter (9, Fc, Pteron)
11 STR : Brynford Looney (21, Me, Human)
12 GK : Mats Sturesson (17, Mc, Human)
13 CB : Kaeli Crumb (23, Fc, Human)
14 LB/CB : Dhaval Niyantrananabhava (18, Mc, Human)
15 CM/RM : Zara Dodd (17, Fc, Human) ERP
16 CAM/CM : Jeremias Byornisson (28, Mc, Human)
17 CAM : Jeff Andave (22, Mc, Human) ERP
18 STR : Sylvana van den Herbertsholm (24, NB, Human)
19 RB/CB : Barnabus Av Newetoun (33, Mc, Human)
20 RM : Doofus Whelkwrangler (4, Fc, Pteron)
21 STR : Freda Low (18, Fc, Human) ERP
Manager: Bolo Bolić (39, Mc, Human)
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Previous Seasons
S3: 15th
S4: 11th

A.K.A.
The Fishers.

Home Ground
The Wobbegong Cove Ground, Oeopolis (22,610 seats)

Rivalries
(Greater) Erroropolis SC
Querentes Oeopolis
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Based on the northern shores of Oeopolis (or Erroropolis, if you're from south of the border), AC Oeopolis Northern aren't the sort of team to make waves in competitive football though their supporters dream of a time when the Fishers can challenge their present lowly standing, if only to be able to attain the 'heights' of being the best team on the Erroropolish island. They possess a solid core to their squad, and a manager looking to improve his own credentials with his own calm and measured defensive style. It's hard to see AC Oeopolis Northern climbing too high within the league presently, but their rigorously drilled back four could frustrate many an opposition and pave the way for an upset or two in the campaign.

Expected to finish
13th


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AC Pantsdon Shandy Squad
1 GK : Justyna Moon (21, NB, Human)
2 LWB/CB : Dixon Cooper (30, NB, Human)
3 CB : Jeremiah Lugga (29, Mc, Human)
4 CB : Agnes Stone (31, Fc, Human)
5 RB/CB : Jack Pastry (23, Mc, Human)
6 CDM/CM : Adyn Kokušić (28, Mc, Human)
7 LM : Yipper Rockhopper (6, Fc, Pteron)
8 CM : Anmol Singh (17, Mc, Human) INS
9 CM : Ingrid Nasilnyka (31, Fc, Human)
10 RM/CF : Happy Limpitlicker (13, Mc, Pteron)
11 STR : Razmus Vestyngs (20, Mc, Human)
12 GK : Mungo Beeley (20, Mc, Human)
13 CB : Chirrup Proudnose (7, Fc, Pteron)
14 LB/RB : August Tanner-Merrilea (19, Mc, Human)
15 CM : Lydia Thatcher (22, Fc, Human)
16 CM : Dustin Green (20, Mc, Human)
17 RM : Lucian Goodly (19, Me, Human)
18 STR : Kelpy Wobblebottom (6, Mc, Pteron)
19 CB : Dilly Dumpf (18, NB, Human)
20 CDM : Colin Butt (18, Mc, Human) ERP
21 STR : Prancer Nicerock (4, Fc, Pteron)
Manager: Aleksander Krvić (41, Mc, Human)
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Previous Seasons
S1: 7th
S2: 8th
S3: 12th
S4: 13th

A.K.A.
The Reds, Shandy.

Home Ground
Bentelms Boulevard, Pantsdon (28,215 seats)

Rivalries
SC Oldetoun New Newetoun
Farslum Hoo SC
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West of the capital is the town of Pantsdon, home to the AC Pantsdon Shandy team. The squad have struggled to find their footing in the league, and the departure of key players to bigger teams have seen the club stagnate somewhat. Aleksander Krvic now in his third season when he was only supposed to be a stopgap after the departure of Keith Mordenholm on the cusp of the start of season 3. Krvic has tried to steady the ship along the way with the relative little he has at his disposal, and a 'back to front' tactical style ("A strong defence is the base of any great team"). Whether this season will be the turning point for the Reds, or whether they'll continue to slip remains to be seen.

Expected to finish
12th


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AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens Squad
1 GK : Aynarde Desprez (22, Fc, Human) GVN
2 LB/LWB : Danya Olgasdottyr (20, Fc, Human)
3 CB : Petr Henriksson (29, Mc, Human)
4 CB : Bryson Burch (27, Mc, Human) MYR
5 CB : Rolando Pest (20, Mc, Human)
6 RB/RWB : Tobias John (26, Mc, Human)
7 LW/STR : Delta Zigismundis (34, Fc, Human)
8 CM : Adam Baal (20, Mc, Human) CPH
9 AM : Kjodo Kaozan (19, Mc, Human) KOR
10 RW : Fidelia Suk (19, Fc, Human) EFL
11 STR : Kash Kamazor (21, Mc, Human)
12 GK : Stefan Mrkić (20, Mc, Human)
13 CB/RB : Hooktooth Kelpyleg (7, Mc, Pteron)
14 CB : Petra Nordoe (20, Fc, Human)
15 LM/RM : Ursa Farandole (20, NB, Human)
16 CAM : Lukas de Bolo (21, Mc, Human)
17 CM/RM : Edmund Black (30, Mc, Human)
18 STR : Myriam Gryszmeldasdottyr-Scwoggnorrys (24, Fc, Human)
19 CB : Goran Loptavić (17, Mc, Human)
20 CM : Dina Green (29, Fc, Human)
21 CAM/CF : Skwee Manywhiskers (15, Fc, Pteron)
Manager: Keith Mordenholm (66, Mc, Human)
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Previous Seasons
S1: 5th
S2: 6th
S3: 7th
S4: 10th

A.K.A.
The Ossies/Ozzies.

Home Ground
Stadia Urbsclavium, Zentrum, Urbsclavium (47,052 seats)

Rivalries
AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
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Based in the heart of the eastern metropolis; Urbsclavium, AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens are gaining a reputation for the league's most defeatist fans at this point. With the financial backing, and prime location, they should be a unit capable of challenging for titles and gaining qualification to the IFCF competitions. However, something isn't working for them and they continue to falter. Many of the supporters have lost all faith in the management of Keith Mordenholm, and are demanding change at the club. With Paradystopia's prime post-football exponent feeling ever increasing pressure, this season appears to be very much a 'do or die' if he wishes to keep his job next season.

Expected to finish
8th


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Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja Squad
1 GK : Tomas Glupić (22, Mc, Human)
2 LWB/LW/STR : Amelya Anastasyasdottyr (20, Fc, Human)
3 LB : Dwayne Bexton (20, Mc, Human) MIR
4 CB : Clyve Fish (31, Mc, Human)
5 RB : Ronèm D'Ithril-Sur Charmelle (20, Mc, Human) AUP
6 RWB/RB : Rakha Wijaya Kusuma (25, Mc, Human) BME
7 DM : Karthik Dutta (21, Mc, Human) INS
8 CM/CDM : Xhowro (6, Mc, Xat'i)
9 CM : Smiler Wobblebottom (11, Fc, Pteron)
10 MF : Sjoerda te'Kotr (26, Fc, Human) KNZ
11 CAM/CF/STR : Flappy Tippytapper (8, Mc, Pteron)
12 GK : Roger Campion (19, Mc, Human)
13 LB : Boris Popić (21, Mc, Human)
14 RWB/RW : Kyrstan Igorić (30, Fc, Human)
15 CB : Shrimpy Bounder (6, Fc, Pteron)
16 DM/CM : John Dongler (21, Mc, Human)
17 CM/CAM : Chomps Longpaw (13, Mc, Pteron)
18 STR : Carles Prim (18, Mc, Human) BON
19 CB : Boris Schmitt (31, Mc, Human)
20 LWB : Skitters Kelpyleg (4, Mc, Pteron)
21 CM : Skweeyip Kelpyleg (4, Fc, Pteron)
Manager: Lilliana Lepreshev (52, Fc, Human)
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Previous Seasons
S1: 4th
S2: 4th + Rondeau Winners
S3: 3rd
S4: 3rd

A.K.A.
The Vidders, The Otters.

Home Ground
Arenasecundarius, Wydragrad, Urbsclavium (32,922 seats)

Rivalries
AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
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On the other side of the coin in Urbsclavium are AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja, who remain a consistent challenger at the top of the league. Lilliana Lepreshev's accomplished attacking strategy giving even the top clubs pause for thought as the Vidders look to go that step further and take the league title with a team built around the seasoned combination of Dutta and te'Kotr in the middle. With the departure of N'Lyda Horat in goal, the team are putting their faith in young back-up Tomas Glupic, which many view as a somewhat risky move. Lepreshev trusts in her squad though and if Glupic can rise to the occasion, AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja could have an impressive unit for years to come.

Expected to finish
3rd


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Barkentyne Abertynkle Squad
1 GK : Dirk Kleynhund (23, Mc, Human)
2 CB : Morgan Eesterholm (32, Mc, Human)
3 CB/CDM : Frederika Copperthwaite (33, Fc, Human)
4 DF : Kjao (14, Mc, Xat'i)
5 LW : Cassandra Brooks-Weaver (32, Fc, Human)
6 CM : Kara Norden (25, Fc, Human)
7 CM : Percy Hiveman (28, Mc, Human)
8 CM : Iwein Rigwogweladhen (21, Mc, Human) KOR
9 RW : Hlao (11, Mc, Xat'i)
10 STR : Iona Schlippe (25, Fc, Human)
11 FW : Rhaume (7, Mc, Xat'i)
12 GK : Lydia Lumpfish (26, Fc, Human)
13 CB : Sam Tvart (17, NB, Human)
14 LWB/CDM : Nibbler Kelpcleave (9, Fc, Pteron)
15 CM : Jolyon Glover (28, NB, Human)
16 CM/CAM : Flappy Thickpelt (6, Fc, Pteron)
17 RW : Whirligig Wobblebottom (5, Mc, Pteron)
18 STR : Norman Swinnymoss (29, Mc, Human)
19 DF : Hnirhu (4, Fc, Xat'i)
20 CM : Barney Jones (20, Me, Human)
21 LW : Astryd Stringfellow (25, Fc, Human)
Manager: Rhoderick Erdnussbougher (61, Mc, Human)
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Previous Seasons
S3: 13th
S4: 14th

A.K.A.
Barkentyne, The Shippers.

Home Ground
The Old Breakers' Yard, Abertynkle (27,172 seats)

Rivalries
St. Agnant's Wamp SC
Any 'Southerners' (Capital teams & South Islands' teams)
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The proud northerners of Abertynkle have another squad with sights set on clawing their way up the league but as yet, not the results to make that happen. Erdnussbougher could be forced into some difficult choices if he can't improve the teams fortunes this season, and rumours have it that the squad are somewhat fractured in their support for the current boss. If the team can find a few earlier results to inspire some unity, they could exceed expectations. Unfortunately, they're a mercurial lot, and it probably wouldn't take many bad results to sway morale either. On paper, they should have a decent season. Football seldom works out how it does on paper though.

Expected to finish
11th


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Bognobb FC Squad
1 GK : Henry Bird (30, Mc, Human) ERP
2 LWB : Nibbler Cocklerock (11, Mc, Pteron)
3 CD : Anna Adinić (28, Fc, Human) ERP
4 CB : Eester West (22, Fc, Human) ERP
5 CD : Victor Gray (32, Mc, Human)
6 RWB : Petra Lee (19, Fe, Human)
7 LM : Wiggles Whelknip (6, Fc, Pteron)
8 CM/LM : Rupert Montacervus (26, Mc, Human) ERP
9 CM : Septus Sextus (17, Mc, Human) VIW
10 RM : Whoopsy Squatnose (7, Fc, Pteron)
11 STR : Sven Svensson (29, Mc, Human) ERP
12 GK : Jon Mann (19, Me, Human) ERP
13 CD : Bob Robertson (33, Mc, Human)
14 CB : Barrington Duffnok (27, Mc, Human) ERP
15 RWB/RM : Chirpyips Scamperer (6, Fc, Pteron)
16 CM : Ulfgud Bjornisson (18, Mc, Human) ERP
17 CAM/CF : Arjun Kaala (18, Mc, Human) ERP
18 STR : Bounder Whelknip (6, Mc, Pteron)
19 CB : Heinrich (unk, Mc, Penguin)
20 CM/CAM : Herbert Ratt (17, Mc, Human) ERP
21 CM : Grumpy Gustavus (unk, Mc, Goose) ERP
Manager: Chittery Chewsalimpit (17, Fc, Pteron)
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Previous Seasons
S3: 16th
S4: 12th

A.K.A.
The Boggers.

Home Ground
Penguin Research Base 'Foxtrot', Bognobb, Municipality of Erroropolis (50 seats)

Rivalries
Querentes Oeopolis
AC Oeopolis Northern
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Based on an isolated rock amidst the ocean, Bognobb FC are the league's whipping boys and despite an incredible (for them) 12th place finish last season it's very hard to see how they could convert their luck last time around into consistent performances. With the declining of Erroropolisish Paradystopia's submission to take part in the Campionato Esportiva, robbing many squad members of some international experience, it's likely to be the same 'everyone behind the ball and hope for a draw' sort of season.

Expected to finish
16th


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Farslum Hoo SC Squad
1 GK : Zlatana Nykwyst (30, Fc, Human)
2 LB/CB : Penny Jaeger-Golding (25, Fc, Human)
3 CB : Joep Taragas (25, Mc, Human) KNZ
4 CB : Cordrut Kehtna (28, Mc, Human) SRS
5 CDM : Dillon Blade (28, Fc, Human)
6 LW/LWB : Yevgeny Shchyov (20, Mc, Human)
7 CM : Noozhay Gichi-Wendaawendaa (21, Fc, Human) TKT
8 CAM/RM : Killian Smith-Sprinkles (30, Mc, Human)
9 RW/RB : Rhod Cobbler (32, Mc, Human)
10 STR : Akash Kharpathwa (24, Mc, Human)
11 STR : Meadin Sahilu (24, Fc, Human) TJU
12 GK : Joss Smyth (26, Fc, Human)
13 CB : Muhammad Aljushbe (20, Mc, Human)
14 RB/CB : Norman Farris (27, Mc, Human)
15 CM/CAM/CF : Bo Fisher (28, Me, Human)
16 LW/RW : Amelya Borgen (27, Fc, Human)
17 FW : Njohnu (6, Mc, Xat'i)
18 FW : Vale te'Gousvara (19, Fc, Human) KNZ
19 CB : Jayne Av Oldetoun (21, Fc, Human)
20 CM : Ernesto Custard (17, Mc, Human)
21 GK : Tuesday Oddfellow (17, NB, Human)
Manager: Barrington Highwater (43, Mc, Human)
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Previous Seasons
S1: 6th
S2: 3rd
S3: 5th
S4: 4th

A.K.A.
The Hoo(s)

Home Ground
The Hoohus, Farslum Hoo (29,230 seats)

Rivalries
n/a
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Farslum Hoo SC have built themselves a decent unit and have risen from a lower-middle league team to one with regular IFCF qualification firmly in their sights. Helped in part by their home fortress of the Hoohus, and in part to solid leadership from, and the attack-minded tactical strategems of Barry Highwater, and held together by a core of shrewd foreign signings. Whether they can execute the step-up to title contenders is unlikely at present, but they're certainly on their way to being involved in the argument.

Expected to finish
5th


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Greater Erroropolis SC Squad
1 GK : Stygg Myrboenden (18, Mc, Human)
2 LB : Precious Smytte (17, Fe, Human) ERP
3 CB : Byorn Rhodnisson (17, Mc, Human) ERP
4 CB : Donald Muck (34, Mc, Human) ERP
5 CB : Percy-John Av Oeopolis (18, Mc, Human)
6 RB : Whoopsy Chompsoysters (4, Fc, Pteron) ERP
7 LM : Ndyra Chalamarana (18, Fc, Human)
8 CM : Montaguw Tophat (18, Mc, Human) ERP
9 CM : Miranda Sylkie (17, Fe, Human) ERP
10 RM : Gregory Messenger (18, Mc, Human)
11 STR : Terbina Sextus (22, Fc, Human) VIW
12 GK : Layton Quaymansson (16, Mc, Human)
13 LB/CB : Kitt Robertsson-Lugga (17, Me, Human) ERP
14 CB : Seb Goodless (18, Mc, Human) ERP
15 LM/CM : Chatters Waterdancer (4, Fc, Pteron)
16 CM : Elyza Megsdottyr (18, Fc, Human) ERP
17 RM/CM : Loren Flumpf (17, Mc, Human) ERP
18 STR : Rhju (4, Mc, Xat'i)
19 RB : Azymuth Potts (17, NB, Human) ERP
20 CM : Arthur Turnippes (16, Mc, Human)
21 CF/STR : Robert Accywick (17, Fc, Human) ERP
Manager: Donald Muck (34, Mc, Human)
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Previous Seasons
S1: 8th
S2: 7th
S3: 11th
S4: 16th

A.K.A.
The Error(s), The Ro-ro.

Home Ground
The Erroropolis (Greater) Arena, Erroropolis (Greater) (47,775 seats)

Rivalries
Querentes Oeopolis
AC Oeopolis Northern
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Things have just never gone right for Greater Erroropolis SC. The leadership of Error Message ran them into the ground to the point they're literally having to begin again from the ground up. It was the beginning of last season that Error chose to step down, and Donald Muck unceremoniously presented with leadership of a squad without players and next to no money. Any talent they had had was sold to balance the books, and what was essentially a youth team drafted to ensure that a member of the initial three Paradystopi teams would not have to call time on it's existence. Naturally, they struggled greatly and came away for the season with the wooden spoon. However, seeds of rebirth now sown, and with the only direction available being up, the Ro-ros could blossom into the respected unit they've always desired to be.

Expected to finish
14th
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FLoP16 - S5 - Preview 2

Postby Paradystopia » Mon Aug 03, 2026 11:49 pm

TEAM PREVIEW 2

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New Newetoun Saltquarry SC Squad
1 GK : Klara Av Steinbruddet (30, Fc, Human)
2 LB/CB : Rien Dastont (22, Mc, Human) AUP
3 CB : Destaire Obscaix (24, Mc, Human) AUP
4 CB : Nancy Fleming (36, Fc, Human) TAN
5 RB : Helene Gallen-Franck (24, Fc, Human) KIM
6 DM/CM : Kiaren Schlippe (28, Mc, Human)
7 LW/LM/RM : Fenwick Adzer (20, NB, Human)
8 RM : Derek Dingle (21, Mc, Human)
9 CAM/CM/SS : Soks (7, Fc, Xat'i)
10 STR : Lia Suarez (22, Fc, Human) SNL
11 STR : Brianne Chaplin (22, Fc, Human) KAT
12 GK : Bruno Kolar (24, Mc, Human)
13 LB/CB : Bolo-Babatundey Babatundey (20, Mc, Human)
14 CB/RB : Taylor Wimpey (20, Me, Human)
15 CB/CDM : Hillary Smith (21, Fe, Human)
16 RM/CAM : Skippy Waterdancer (6, Fc, Pteron)
17 CAM/STR : Chadley Brown (28, Mc, Human)
18 STR : Dorian Nishimura (18, Mc, Human) MIR
19 GK : Aedan Potts (16, Mc, Human)
20 CB : Svein Yaevelen (18, Mc, Human)
21 CM : Algernon Fitzweezul (17, Mc, Human) ERP
Manager: Catalina Arran (65, Fc, Human) of The Martian Independent Republic
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Previous Seasons
S1: 2nd
S2: 2nd
S3: 1st
S4: 1st & Rondeau Winners

A.K.A.
Saltquarry, The Salties

Home Ground
Slagheap Lane Ground, Eestyngsholm, New Newetoun (47,660 seats)

Rivalries
SC Oldetoun New Newetoun
Xat'i Paradystopi
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Saltquarry's consistent displays in the FLoP, on top of being reigning Rondeau holders, and some solid performances in the IFCF have established them as the true heavyweights of Paradystopi football. Whilst not the most outwardly aggressive team, the strike force of Suarez and Chaplin are the envy of most teams, and it's very likely that both will have half-an-eye of the golden boot, though with regular winner; Rsheu of Xat'i Paradystopi hardly expected to slow down with his goal scoring, the main focus will be trying to achieve the double again and cement this team as Paradystopia's best.

Expected to finish
1st


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Querentes Oeopolis Squad
1 GK : Granville Halibut (30, Mc, Human)
2 CD : Ulf Boldax (28, Mc, Human)
3 CB : Lorenzo Grotto (22, Mc, Human) SNE
4 CD : Marija Zaljeva (30, Fc, Human)
5 LM : Kris Daube (22, Mc, Human) SGD
6 CM : Clifford Stone (32, Mc, Human)
7 CM : Orahn (13, Mc, Xat'i)
8 RM : Floofy Scamperer (9, Mc, Pteron)
9 CF/AM : Denise Salmond (21, Fc, Human) KSK
10 STR : Eustace Fothering-Bong (19, Me, Human)
11 STR : Yipper Longclaw (10, Fc, Pteron)
12 GK : Algernon Klonkenbonk (24, Mc, Human)
13 CD : Kevin Saltman (20, Mc, Human)
14 CD : Sniffles Wetbelly (10, Fc, Pteron)
15 LM/LWB : Jo Parsley (23, Fc, Human)
16 CM : Draydon Swinnymoss (26, NB, Human)
17 CM/CAM : Skreech Skipperer (6, Mc, Pteron)
18 STR : Chitters Bluntnose (11, Mc, Pteron)
19 CB : Jolyon Dungworth (17, Me, Human) ERP
20 RM/CAM : Aditi Machimaara (18, Fc, Human) ERP
21 STR : Ngiu (4, Fc, Xat'i)
Manager: Pearly Nixon (37, Fc, Human)
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Previous Seasons
S3: 6th
S4: 7th

A.K.A.
The Rebels

Home Ground
Erroropolis (Oeopolis) Academy Ground, Erroropolis (Oeopolis) (22,500 seats)

Rivalries
Erroropolis SC
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The rebels of Erroropolis have proved themselves as best Erroropolisish team (Greatly helped by the other two Erroropolisish teams being generally awful) and now have their sights upon international competition. They may not have a ground-breaking squad, but they certainly have a capable one who want to score goals and take matches to their opposition. With a lot of competition for the Challenger Cup spots, they'll certainly need to be up to the fight to be able to claim one.

Expected to finish
6th


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Random Penguins XI Squad
1 GK : Qrouj (7, Mc, Xat'i) QDT
2 LWB/LM : Pedro (unk, Mc, Penguin)
3 DF : Onjesju (12, Mc, Xat'i)
4 CB : Brian Leynham (20, Mc, Human) TAX
5 RWB/RM : Skwee Bounder (6, Fc, Pteron)
6 CDM : Brianna Vasquez (19, Fc, Human) TJU
7 CM : Jimmy Jangletrousers (24, Mc, Human)
8 CM : Chirper Longwhiskers (12, Fc, Pteron)
9 MF/CAM : Olii (8, Mc, Xat'i)
10 STR : Iain Thusk (18, Mc, Human) DLT
11 STR : Lilena Ebzesdadhen (23, Fc, Human) KOR
12 GK : Ravi Shalajam (17, Mc, Human)
13 LB/CB : Faustus Jolly (21, Mc, Human)
14 RWB/CB : Dany Smythe-Smith (28, Fe, Human)
15 CM : Eriken Fitzulf (18, NB, Human)
16 MF : Ngowhnu (6, Mc, Xat'i)
17 LW/STR : Fidgit Wriggler (7, Fc, Pteron)
18 STR/RW : Yippy Longwhiskers (9, Fc, Pteron)
19 STR : Hooktooth Wobblebottom (9, Mc, Pteron)
20 CDM/CM : Hlokshli (4, Mc, Xat'i)
21 CB : Dhorveig Oddrunsdottyr (18, Fc, Human)
Manager: Scratch Lobsterbane (19, Mc, Pteron)
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Previous Seasons
S1: 9th
S2: 9th
S3: 10th & Rondeau Winners
S4: 5th

A.K.A.
The Penguins

Home Ground
Charlie Meadows, Random (25,250 seats)

Rivalries
n/a
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Once upon a time, the Random Penguins were a joke; a bottom-of-the-table shambles. How times have changed. A former Rondeau champion, qualification into IFCF competition in the last two seasons, the Penguins are not a team to underestimate. Scratch Lobsterbane's leadership has dragged his team up the table to now hold their heads high against the might of the FLoP. Can they do it again? With many other squads vying for the same placings and time to plan against the Penguins tactical style, it could be a tough season for them.

Expected to finish
7th


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SC Oldetoun New Newetoun Squad
1 GK : Harold King (28, Mc, Human) SNL
2 LB : Aksel Nes (28, Mc, Human) VAL
3 CB : Colson Gerhardsson (31, Mc, Human)
4 CB : Anya Kanaka (26, Fc, Human) CMT
5 RB : Alceste Toutain (26, Fc, Human) CMT
6 LM : Bernie Minglor (20, Mc, Human) DLT
7 CM : Victoria Scabbardeer (26, Fc, Human)
8 MF : Sosjian (13, Mc, Xat'i)
9 RM/RW : Anja Morganasdottyr (28, Fc, Human)
10 CF/CM : Krysztof Brun (23, Mc, Human)
11 STR : Sky Grey (21, NB, Human)
12 GK : Dunstan Clodd (21, Mc, Human)
13 LB/CB : Arnold Av Newetoun (31, Mc, Human)
14 RWB/RM : Jeremy Smart (20, Mc, Human)
15 CM : Federica Marysdottyr (23, Fc, Human)
16 RM/RW : Anja Bortland (31, Fc, Human)
17 CF : Spenser Rickles (32, Mc, Human)
18 FW : Rosa Tinklelander (19, Fc, Human)
19 CB : Paxon av Gooston (20, NB, Human)
20 LM/CM : Flappy Whelkwrangler (5, Mc, Human)
21 STR : Sabyna Chakkarsegrast (18, Fc, Human)
Manager: Patrick Smith-Cocker (36, Mc, Human)
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Previous Seasons
S1: 3rd
S2: 5th
S3: 4th
S4: 6th

A.K.A.
Oldetoun, Toun

Home Ground
Soggybottom, Oldetoun, New Newetoun (56,750 seats)

Rivalries
New Newetoun Saltquarry SC
AC Pantsdon Shandy
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Oldetoun are arguably the oldest club in Paradystopia and in some ways the most prestigious. However, recent results have seen them fall away from title challenger and even as far as failing to qualify for international competition. Patrick Smith-Cocker could potentially find himself in a precarious situation if he fails to turn around the team's fortunes and bring some much lacking glory to the club.

Expected to finish
4th


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SK Zlatari Troglograd Squad
1 GK : Rrohlo (6, Mc, Xat'i)
2 LWB/LM : Maya Blackley (24, Fe, Human)
3 CB : Zlatko Emylov (30, Mc, Human)
4 CB : Jakob Mykaelys (21, Mc, Human)
5 RB : Misty Emerson (19, Fc, Human) KAT
6 LM : Sem Hornley (20, Mc, Human) TAX
7 CM : Aleksandar Belić (24, Mc, Human)
8 CM : Jana Suzanasdottyr (26, Fc, Human)
9 RM/LM : Daavidts Prosyakić (22, Mc, Human)
10 STR/RW : Jimmy Quartermeister (24, Mc, Human)
11 STR : David Rodrigo (19, Mc, Human)
12 GK : Matylda Dunjasdottyr (19, Fc, Human)
13 CB : Dragana Matsova (25, Fc, Human)
14 RB/CB : Pavl Weinerbrot (22, Mc, Human)
15 CM : Aedan Tzedryksson (23, Mc, Human)
16 LM/CM : Dagmar Scwoggnorrys (33, Fc, Human)
17 CM : Predrag Bek (28, Mc, Human)
18 STR : Anna Rudar (21, Fc, Human)
19 LWB : Snyezena Zignusgradović (19, Fc, Human)
20 CM : Mykel Goldman (17, Mc, Human)
21 STR : Aleksandar Krvić-mladji (16, Mc, Human)
Manager: Yevgeny Sparrowhawk (45, Mc, Human)
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Previous Seasons
S3: 8th
S4: 8th

A.K.A.
Gold, Zlatari

Home Ground
Stadion Troglograd, Troglograd (10,693 seats)

Rivalries
Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad
The Urbsclavium teams
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When the Zlatari joined the league, they were expected to provide a troublesome opponent for many of the heavyweights. Things haven't quite worked out that way though with the squad finding themselves finishing in the middle of the table with a fair margin from where they would hope to be finishing. On the plus side, they do have quite a young team that, if they can retain a core of in the transfer window, could flourish and give the squad the required boost. However, with rumours of dissent in the ranks and ill-feeling quashing team unity, it could be a difficult season for the Troglograd team.

Expected to finish
10th


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St. Agnant's Wamp SC Squad
1 GK : Perry Hunt (25, Fe, Human)
2 LB : Ernulf Valemont (28, Mc, Human)
3 CB/CDM : Olav Bonden (29, Mc, Human)
4 CB : Inez Pine (27, Fc, Human)
5 RB/CB : Konrad Spoon (23, Mc, Human)
6 CDM : Bolo Rumpus (21, Mc, Human)
7 LM : Julius Roper (25, Mc, Human)
8 CM : Sunnhilde Eestlea (25, Fc, Human)
9 CM : Jordigibbina Bean (22, NB, Human)
10 RM : Mawde Periwinkle (30, Fc, Human)
11 STR : Ralf Ralfkinson (23, Mc, Human)
12 GK : Alex Jansson (19, NB, Human)
13 CB : Brymmington Hoer (24, Mc, Human)
14 CB : Hubert Carrots (18, Mc, Human)
15 LM/RM : Molly Pongo (21, NB, Human)
16 CM : Kazsandra Robertsdottyr (21, Fc, Human)
17 CM/CDM : Filip White (29, Mc, Human)
18 STR : Doug Addych (19, Mc, Human)
19 CB : Prancer Mudskipper (5, Fc, Pteron)
20 CDM/CM : Lee av Rhottensods (18, Mc, Human)
21 LM/RM : Montaguw Ackesthorpe-Smythe (17, Mc, Human) ERP
Manager: Morris Mulchman (68, Mc, Human)
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Previous Seasons
S3: 14th
S4: 15th

A.K.A.
The Wampers, The Farmers.

Home Ground
Copse Lane Park, St. Agnant's (4,985 seats)

Rivalries
Barkentyne Abertynkle
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From the agricultural heartlands of Paradystopia, St.Agnant's are hardly likely to trouble the league and have the modest objective of finishing outside the bottom three. A positive boon to this is securing the services of Konrad Spoon, a young defender who recently earned his first caps for the national team. Whether they can keep him is another matter, and as for them coming good on their objective, unlikely.

Expected to finish
15th


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Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad Squad
1 GK : Forla Agnesdottyr (26, Fc, Human)
2 LM/LWB : Kay Mossing (33, Fc, Human)
3 CB : Justin Issouf (19, Mc, Human) SNL
4 CB : Mats Lugga (23, Mc, Human)
5 CB : Darko Petković (21, Mc, Human)
6 RWB : Ventoux Gaitaux (19, Fc, Human) AUP
7 CDM/CM : Ursula Janasdottyr (33, Fc, Human)
8 CM : Torvald Kventynsson (27, Mc, Human)
9 CM : Zdenka Borisova (26, Fc, Human)
10 CAM : Dee Znudds (19, NB, Human)
11 STR : Yippy Longfur (9, Fc, Pteron)
12 GK : William Fopdoodle (23, Mc, Human)
13 LB : Petko Labudić (18, Mc, Human)
14 CB : Djordjiye Labudić (29, Mc, Human)
15 CB/CDM : Shrimpy Cocklerocker (7, Fc, Pteron)
16 CM/CAM : Lotta Smitt (27, Fe, Human)
17 RB/CDM : Olaf Oelemann (23, Mc, Human)
18 CAM/STR : Jango Mokre (22, Me, Human)
19 CB : Adin Basić (18, Mc, Human)
20 RB/RWB : Filip Kupušić (17, Mc, Human)
21 STR : Oluya Osoba (18, NB, Human)
Manager: Radoslav Jajić (53, Mc, Human)
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Previous Seasons
S3: 9th
S4: 9th

A.K.A.
The Swans, Black Star.

Home Ground
Stadion Poredvodopada, Zygnusgrad (7,310 seats)

Rivalries
SK Zlatari Troglograd
The Urbsclavium teams
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The team from Zygnugrad have had a mixed bag of results in the league so far. Routinely finishing in the lower-middle of the table, but with some good showings in the Rondeau. They're not a squad to write off by any stretch of the imagination, but whether they can acheive the consistency to trouble the higher-ups in the league is probably not likely yet.

Expected to finish
9th


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Xat'i Paradystopi Squad
1 GK : Sjiu (7, Fc, Xat'i)
2 CD : Dumpy Crookedclaw (10, Mc, Pteron)
3 CB/CDM : Dart Longpaw (13, Mc, Pteron)
4 DF : Rhorke (9, Mc, Xat'i)
5 LIB : Jim (unk, Mc, Penguin)
6 MF : Hleqrru (10, Mc, Xat'i)
7 MF : T'ut'sii (8, Fc, Xat'i)
8 RM/RW : Njawrao (9, Mc, Xat'i)
9 FW : Rhiagr (11, Fc, Xat'i)
10 FW : Rsheu (7, Mc, Xat'i)
11 RW : Grakjiu (9, Fc, Xat'i)
12 GK : Xakheq (5, Mc, Xat'i)
13 DF : Njaonge (10, Fc, Xat'i)
14 CM/LM : Iajohn (11, Fc, Xat'i)
15 MF : Jankhukh (9, Mc, Xat'i)
16 MF : Hlosgho (7, Mc, Xat'i)
17 FW : Qut'ii (16, Fc, Xat'i)
18 FW : Rhisje (8, Fc, Xat'i)
19 CB/CDM : Kelpy Clambanger (16, Mc, Pteron)
20 FW : Wakkis (10, Mc, Xat'i)
21 FW : Njalha (9, Fc, Xat'i)
Manager: n/a
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Previous Seasons
S1: 1st + Rondeau Winners
S2: 1st
S3: 2nd
S4: 2nd

A.K.A.
The Cats, The Xat'i, The 'Darlings' of South Newlandia.

Home Ground
Heer Field, Heer, New Newetoun (0 seats)

Rivalries
Anyone and everyone.
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Before the rise of Saltquarry, the Xat'i were the surefire pick for the league. Their chaotic, manager-less, aggressive style often proving too much for many to withstand. They are not infallible though as their recent results have shown. They will be itching to dethrone Saltquarry and generally destroy everyone they face but their lack of organisation will probably be their downfall once again.

Expected to finish
2nd
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FLoP16 - S5 - I

Postby Paradystopia » Tue Aug 04, 2026 11:59 am

Week 1
The Grand Salver
Previous season FLoP League Winner vs Previous season FLoP Rondeau Winner
(As New Newetoun Saltquarry won the double, they face the second place team in the league; Xat'i Paradystopi)


New Newetoun Saltquarry SC 3–5 Xat'i Paradystopi


Week 3
FLoP MD1
Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad 1–2 AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
Querentes Oeopolis 1–1 SC Oldetoun New Newetoun
Bognobb FC 1–0 Greater Erroropolis SC
Random Penguins XI 1–2 Farslum Hoo SC
St. Agnant's Wamp SC 2–1 AC Pantsdon Shandy
New Newetoun Saltquarry SC 1–0 Xat'i Paradystopi
AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 1–1 Barkentyne Abertynkle
AC Oeopolis Northern 2–2 SK Zlatari Troglograd


Week 4
FLoP MD2
AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 2–1 SK Zlatari Troglograd
Barkentyne Abertynkle 0–0 AC Oeopolis Northern
Xat'i Paradystopi 5–1 AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
AC Pantsdon Shandy 0–2 New Newetoun Saltquarry SC
Farslum Hoo SC 4–0 St. Agnant's Wamp SC
Greater Erroropolis SC 2–0 Random Penguins XI
SC Oldetoun New Newetoun 2–0 Bognobb FC
Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad 4–3 Querentes Oeopolis


Week 5
FLoP MD3
Querentes Oeopolis 4–3 AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
Bognobb FC 0–1 Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad
Random Penguins XI 0–1 SC Oldetoun New Newetoun
St. Agnant's Wamp SC 4–5 Greater Erroropolis SC
New Newetoun Saltquarry SC 4–1 Farslum Hoo SC
AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 4–1 AC Pantsdon Shandy
AC Oeopolis Northern 3–4 Xat'i Paradystopi
SK Zlatari Troglograd 4–0 Barkentyne Abertynkle


Week 6
FLoP MD4
AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 1–3 Barkentyne Abertynkle
Xat'i Paradystopi 6–2 SK Zlatari Troglograd
AC Pantsdon Shandy 3–0 AC Oeopolis Northern
Farslum Hoo SC 2–2 AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
Greater Erroropolis SC 0–3 New Newetoun Saltquarry SC
SC Oldetoun New Newetoun 1–2 St. Agnant's Wamp SC
Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad 0–0 Random Penguins XI
Querentes Oeopolis 1–3 Bognobb FC


Week 8
Rondeau Preliminary Round, First Leg
St. Agnant's Wamp SC 2–0 Greater Erroropolis SC

FLoP MD5
Bognobb FC 0–2 AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
Random Penguins XI 2–1 Querentes Oeopolis
St. Agnant's Wamp SC 2–2 Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad
New Newetoun Saltquarry SC 1–2 SC Oldetoun New Newetoun
AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 2–0 Greater Erroropolis SC
AC Oeopolis Northern 3–2 Farslum Hoo SC
SK Zlatari Troglograd 4–1 AC Pantsdon Shandy
Barkentyne Abertynkle 1–4 Xat'i Paradystopi


Week 9
FLoP MD6
AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 3–2 Xat'i Paradystopi
AC Pantsdon Shandy 1–1 Barkentyne Abertynkle
Farslum Hoo SC 3–6 SK Zlatari Troglograd
Greater Erroropolis SC 2–0 AC Oeopolis Northern
SC Oldetoun New Newetoun 0–1 AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad 0–0 New Newetoun Saltquarry SC
Querentes Oeopolis 3–1 St. Agnant's Wamp SC
Bognobb FC 1–0 Random Penguins XI


Week 10
FLoP MD7
Random Penguins XI 2–1 AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
St. Agnant's Wamp SC 3–0 Bognobb FC
New Newetoun Saltquarry SC 7–2 Querentes Oeopolis
AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 2–0 Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad
AC Oeopolis Northern 1–2 SC Oldetoun New Newetoun
SK Zlatari Troglograd 3–3 Greater Erroropolis SC
Barkentyne Abertynkle 1–2 Farslum Hoo SC
Xat'i Paradystopi 2–1 AC Pantsdon Shandy


Week 12

FLoP Rondeau, Preliminary Round, Second Leg
Greater Erroropolis SC 2–0 St. Agnant's Wamp SC (2-2 agg, 3–2 AET)

FLoP MD8
AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 1–0 AC Pantsdon Shandy
Farslum Hoo SC 2–1 Xat'i Paradystopi
Greater Erroropolis SC 4–3 Barkentyne Abertynkle
SC Oldetoun New Newetoun 1–2 SK Zlatari Troglograd
Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad 5–0 AC Oeopolis Northern
Querentes Oeopolis 4–0 AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
Bognobb FC 0–1 New Newetoun Saltquarry SC
Random Penguins XI 1–1 St. Agnant's Wamp SC


Image    FLoP16                       Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Image New Newetoun Saltquarry SC 8 6 1 1 19 5 +14 32
2 Image Xat'i Paradystopi 8 5 0 3 24 14 +10 25
3 Image AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 8 5 0 3 15 13 +2 25
4 Image SK Zlatari Troglograd 8 4 2 2 24 18 +6 24
5 Image AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 8 4 2 2 13 13 0 24
6 Image SC Oldetoun New Newetoun 8 4 1 3 10 8 +2 22
7 Image Farslum Hoo SC 8 4 1 3 18 18 0 22
8 Image Greater Erroropolis SC 8 4 1 3 16 16 0 22
9 Image Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad 8 3 3 2 13 9 +4 21
10 Image St. Agnant's Wamp SC 8 3 2 3 15 17 −2 19
11 Image Querentes Oeopolis 8 3 1 4 19 21 −2 17
12 Image Bognobb FC 8 3 0 5 5 10 −5 15
13 Image Random Penguins XI 8 2 2 4 6 9 −3 14
14 Image Barkentyne Abertynkle 8 1 3 4 10 17 −7 11
15 Image AC Oeopolis Northern 8 1 2 5 9 20 −11 9
16 Image AC Pantsdon Shandy 8 1 1 6 8 16 −8 7

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Hello everyone, and welcome to 'FLoP-ing it out!' the football show that brings you all the latest information and gossip regarding everyone's favourite domestic trophy; The Football League of Paradystopia Rondeau. I'm Estevan Biggleswick, and beside me is my special guest, former goalkeeper for both the Shandy and the Ossies, Trevor Barnabysson.

Glad to be here.

So, it's not often that you can say we've had a corker of a preliminary round, it is the step that no-one really pays much attention to but well, we've had a real corker of a preliminary round!

That we have. An impressive comeback for the Erroropolis team overturning a two goal deficit from St.Agnants in the first leg. 'Passivity'll make you pay', that's what I say, and I think the Wampers proved that today.

They did look to just shut up shop and protect their lead didn't they? Credit where credit's due though, the Ro-ro knuckled down and refused to accept defeat. Some wonderful solo performances there, Miranda Sylkie especially.

Certainly. She was fearless in the midfield, always looking to move the ball forward. That's the kind of player who can make a goalkeeper squirm, I tell you. You just don't know where the next attack's coming from, really keeps you on your toes. Mind you, 'twas that Terbina Sextus who orchestrated the break through, when it finally came.

Oh yes, a beautiful passage of play from the Erroropolis team, which is something you wouldn't find yourself saying much historically, but yes, a well-executed one-two with Chalamarana out wide to lose the defender before being whipped in to the centre and gladly finished off by Tophat. Do you think that this was the point that St.Agnants should've pushed back?

They should've been pushing from the off in my view. An early goal for them would've given Erroropolis a real mountain to climb as well as that extra bit of cushion. When you're up two it only takes that one goal before your opponent can feel they're a goal away from salvaging something; they attack harder and ride the momentum. Up three and that first goal against doesn't quite carry the same sting. Either way, the Wampers went into preservation mode, getting all their players behind the ball, trying to stifle things. As a former keeper, I know that attack is the best form of defence; a team can't attack if they're defending their goal. The defensive game just encourages your opponent to push, and well, you can't save everything.

Easier to keep a clean sheet if you don't have any shots to deal with?

Precisely

Well, to be fair to St.Agnant's, they did weather the storm for a good period of the game. Maybe a touch of inexperience showing in the Ro-ros line-up?

Oh, I'd say. I think too many of them wanted to be the hero, claim that equaliser and all that. Their earlier fluency did fade off a bit and easy passes were missed in favour of trying to get around defenders. It's the way of many younger players; too focused on themselves as individuals, not looking at the bigger picture.

The second goal did eventually come though ...

That it did. What a strike from Ndyra Chalamarana! Given too much space on the edge of the area and sent it flying into the far top corner. Speaking from experience, no goalkeeper's getting a hand on that one. Hit sweetly, with a nice bit of dip and curl from the outside of the boot; beautiful effort.

Would you believe that's her apparently her weaker foot too? Truly, it was a special strike. So, scores all squared, ten minutes left of regulation time, and finally St.Agnant's come out of their shell.

Well, they had to! They'd have been dead and buried if they hadn't. Also, no longer in a position to sit back and cruise it out. Too little, too late though in my book, especially playing away and with all momentum gifted to their opposition.

Do you think Erroropolis could've finished it without needing to go to extra-time?

Would of, should of, could of. The certainly had the opportunities to. That corner, essentially last kick before full time, storming header from Av Oeopolis. Should've been put away but credit to Perry Hunt though for a great reaction save to push proceedings to a further thirty minutes.

Based on how extra time started, there only looked to be one winner didn't there?

Totally. Great to see such as good mindset from the younger team; they wanted it. St.Agnants looked spent, I think they would've wanted penalties to be fair but no, Erroropolis didn't give them that option.

Well, it didn't take long for the Ro-ros to get in front, but I guess the billion-chunk question is; was it a penalty?

Ha, and my billion-chunk answer would be; never ask a goalie whether it should be a penalty. Haha. In seriousness though, I do think it was a slightly harsh decision. Rhju went down a bit easy in my book, but there did look to be contact from Olav Bonden on the replay. Letter of the law, it's probably a pen, albeit soft.

No nerves from Sylkie from the spot either.

None whatsoever. Walloped in, low and hard. As a keeper, you've got to get a strong hand to one of those, and it's still fifty-fifty whether it doesn't deflect off your hand into the net. Brave effort from Hunt, got a finger on it, but that was never going to be enough to keep it out.

So, after that result we had the first round draw, any games jumping out at you?

Farslum v Pantsdon is always an interesting contest. As a former Shandy lad, I'll be rooting for the Reds to pull off an upset. Come on you Reds and all that. The 'Battle of Oeopolis' could be a good one; Northern v Querentes, and to be honest, Erroropolis facing the Penguins. If this team can get a run going in the league, they could trouble the Penguins who aren't exactly firing on all cylinders presently.

It has been a good draw for the neutrals. Anyway, thank you for your time, Trevor, and I hope everyone'll join me again next time for the first round proper of the Rondeau on 'FLoP-ing it out!'

It's been a pleasure.
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FLoP16 - S5 - II

Postby Paradystopia » Wed Aug 05, 2026 12:51 am

Week 13
FLoP MD9
St. Agnant's Wamp SC 2–6 AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
New Newetoun Saltquarry SC 3–2 Random Penguins XI
AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 1–0 Bognobb FC
AC Oeopolis Northern 1–1 Querentes Oeopolis
SK Zlatari Troglograd 4–5 Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad
Barkentyne Abertynkle 0–1 SC Oldetoun New Newetoun
Xat'i Paradystopi 3–0 Greater Erroropolis SC
AC Pantsdon Shandy 2–2 Farslum Hoo SC


Week 14
FLoP MD10
AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 7–1 Farslum Hoo SC
Greater Erroropolis SC 2–0 AC Pantsdon Shandy
SC Oldetoun New Newetoun 2–3 Xat'i Paradystopi
Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad 0–0 Barkentyne Abertynkle
Querentes Oeopolis 1–2 SK Zlatari Troglograd
Bognobb FC 0–0 AC Oeopolis Northern
Random Penguins XI 2–0 AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
St. Agnant's Wamp SC 2–2 New Newetoun Saltquarry SC


Week 15
FLoP MD11
New Newetoun Saltquarry SC 3–3 AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 5–0 St. Agnant's Wamp SC
AC Oeopolis Northern 1–3 Random Penguins XI
SK Zlatari Troglograd 2–1 Bognobb FC
Barkentyne Abertynkle 2–1 Querentes Oeopolis
Xat'i Paradystopi 1–0 Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad
AC Pantsdon Shandy 2–1 SC Oldetoun New Newetoun
Farslum Hoo SC 2–2 Greater Erroropolis SC


Week 17
FLoP Rondeau, First Round, First Leg
Xat'i Paradystopi 3–0 Barkentyne Abertynkle
Random Penguins XI 2–4 Greater Erroropolis SC
SK Zlatari Troglograd 1–1 AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 2–3 Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad
Querentes Oeopolis 2–0 AC Oeopolis Northern
Bognobb FC 1–3 SC Oldetoun New Newetoun
Farslum Hoo SC 4–0 AC Pantsdon Shandy


Week 18
FLoP MD12
AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 3–1 Greater Erroropolis SC
SC Oldetoun New Newetoun 2–3 Farslum Hoo SC
Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad 1–0 AC Pantsdon Shandy
Querentes Oeopolis 4–3 Xat'i Paradystopi
Bognobb FC 1–2 Barkentyne Abertynkle
Random Penguins XI 3–1 SK Zlatari Troglograd
St. Agnant's Wamp SC 1–0 AC Oeopolis Northern
New Newetoun Saltquarry SC 2–0 AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens


Week 19
FLoP MD13
AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 3–2 AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
AC Oeopolis Northern 0–0 New Newetoun Saltquarry SC
SK Zlatari Troglograd 4–2 St. Agnant's Wamp SC
Barkentyne Abertynkle 2–2 Random Penguins XI
Xat'i Paradystopi 2–2 Bognobb FC
AC Pantsdon Shandy 0–1 Querentes Oeopolis
Farslum Hoo SC 0–1 Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad
Greater Erroropolis SC 1–1 SC Oldetoun New Newetoun


Week 20
FLoP MD14
AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 0–1 SC Oldetoun New Newetoun
Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad 5–2 Greater Erroropolis SC
Querentes Oeopolis 3–2 Farslum Hoo SC
Bognobb FC 1–3 AC Pantsdon Shandy
Random Penguins XI 4–5 Xat'i Paradystopi
St. Agnant's Wamp SC 0–0 Barkentyne Abertynkle
New Newetoun Saltquarry SC 1–1 SK Zlatari Troglograd
AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 3–1 AC Oeopolis Northern


Image    FLoP16                       Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Image New Newetoun Saltquarry SC 14 8 5 1 30 13 +17 50
2 Image Xat'i Paradystopi 14 9 1 4 41 26 +15 47
3 Image AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 14 8 2 4 25 20 +5 44
4 Image Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad 14 7 4 3 25 16 +9 43
5 Image AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 14 8 1 5 36 24 +12 42
6 Image SK Zlatari Troglograd 14 7 3 4 38 31 +7 41
7 Image SC Oldetoun New Newetoun 14 6 2 6 18 17 +1 34
8 Image Querentes Oeopolis 14 6 2 6 30 31 −1 34
9 Image Random Penguins XI 14 5 3 6 22 21 +1 31
10 Image Greater Erroropolis SC 14 5 3 6 24 30 −6 31
11 Image Farslum Hoo SC 14 5 3 6 28 35 −7 31
12 Image St. Agnant's Wamp SC 14 4 4 6 22 34 −12 28
13 Image Barkentyne Abertynkle 14 3 6 5 16 22 −6 27
14 Image AC Pantsdon Shandy 14 3 2 9 15 24 −9 19
15 Image Bognobb FC 14 3 2 9 10 20 −10 19
16 Image AC Oeopolis Northern 14 1 5 8 12 28 −16 15


Week 21
FLoP Rondeau, First Round, Second Leg
Barkentyne Abertynkle 5–4 Xat'i Paradystopi (5-7 agg.)
Greater Erroropolis SC 0–1 Random Penguins XI (4-3 agg.)
AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 1–0 SK Zlatari Troglograd (2-1 agg.)
Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad 1–0 AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja (4-2 agg.)
AC Oeopolis Northern 1–0 Querentes Oeopolis (1-2 agg.)
SC Oldetoun New Newetoun 0–1 Bognobb FC (3-2 agg.)
AC Pantsdon Shandy 0–2 Farslum Hoo SC (0-6 agg.)


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Welcome one and all back to 'FLoP-ing it out!' with me, Estevan Biggleswick. The show that follows the twists and turns of the Paradystopi domestic cup; the Rondeau. Today I am joined by a manager and elder statesman, I hope you don't mind me saying that, of the game and sadly, the manager of the only team currently eliminated; Morris Mulchman of St.Agnant's Wamp SC. Welcome Morris.

Oyz'appy t'boy'eer.
(translation: I'm happy to be here)

Yes, quite. ... Ok ... So, where shall we kick off? There were some very interesting results across the board.

O'ye. 'Zbinzum roit plumztheraz.
(translation: Indeed. There have been some right 'plums', there have.)

I'll take your word for it. Anyway, if we start from the top, which seems as good a place as any, Barkentyne versus the Xat'i. It was always going to be a tall order for Erdnussbougher's team to topple them, but they did manage to claim the second leg. Hopefully that's something they can solace in despite their cup run ending here, no?

Oh'ay. Wi'thxat'i yuzgorratekwot'thi'kan, anthedid. Faerplaetudem.
(translation: Oh yes. With the Xat'i, you've got to take what you can, and they did. Fair play to them.)

Hmm? Oh, yes, of course? Kudos to Iona Schlippe who certainly put in a solid performance, as one would expect. She will rue that saved penalty though, which would've completed her hat-trick as well as narrow the deficit to only one, and who knows, they might have got it.

'Zard t'zayreeleh. Thmxatzne'erluktfarfrmskoirinanuva.
(translation: Hard to say really. Them xat'i never looked far from scoring another.)

Ok ... Anyway, moving on. Erroropolis, whom I feel you wouldn't want to put much praise upon after your team's exit from the competition...

'Zwatta undat'brejj.
(translation: It's water under the bridge.)

... If you say so ... but yes, Erroropolis knocking out former Rondeau champions, the Penguins. Deserved, or lucky?

Tha'lwez noidzabirralukint'rondu. Oidzey lukwerontroroez'ied, burinfaernez, thmpingwinz dirrent dezervtuwinniteeva.
(translation: You always need a bit of luck in the Rondeau. I'd say that luck was on the side of the Ro-ros, but in fairness, the Penguins didn't deserve to win it either.)

I think I agree. This season thus far has been a bit of a torrid affair for Scratch Lobsterbane, and I fear this only compounds it. Maybe it does give him the breathing space to concentrate upon the league and push for those IFCF qualification spots though. Either way, we can't dismiss that a decent cup run would be a definite boon for the previously ailing Erroropolis squad. Next, the first of the two eastern matches; The Ossies against Troglograd. A tight match, yes?

'Zalwez gunnabeadullun wi'yepoeztfutbol.
(translation: It's always going to be a dull one with that post-football.)

Post-football, was that? Yes? ... Yes, and it did work out for Keith Mordenholm's squad, eking out a one-nil to progress after the draw in Troglograd. If it works, it works, right?

Lowdaroeldtoshinmahbuk.
(translation: A load of 'old tosh' in my book.)

Glad we ... agree? ... Ok, in the other eastern fixture. The Vidders getting upset by Zygnusgrad. A shock, or are we coming to expect Black Star finding ways to piece together runs in the Rondeau but failing to translate that to league results? I mean, a victory in both legs over a team who, for all intents and purposes should be getting much further in the competition. Are AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja falling off the pace?

Oh'ay, 'zabadrizultforem b'thezplentileft'aplayint'leeg.
(translation: Oh yes, it's a bad result for them but there's plenty left to play in the league.)

Ok ... I think the main problem that the Vidders had was controlling Znudds. They were on fire, controlling the game from the front, a brilliant showing, and one that will give Lilliana Lepreshev pause for thought organising her defence going forwards. They gave Dee far too much space, and they took advantage. Moving on, the Oeopolis 'derby', Northern may have taken the home win, but couldn't take the tie. Pretty dull game by all accounts with a lucky goal in the end?

Kwehrentees, Werrabitpaziv.
(translation: Querentes were a bit passive.)

Who? Oh, yes, Querentes didn't put up much of a fight. Fielded a rotated squad in fairness. Next, Bognobb beating Oldetoun. Not a pleasant result for Patrick Smith-Cocker who is already under scrutiny in his role at Oldetoun. That said, they still won the tie, but it's definitely a warning sign that they're not as solid as I'm guessing their supporters would like. Certainly not the performance you'd expect to see playing at home to the league's top wooden spoon candidate.

Verehpor. T'fanzavevriraht'abidizapoyntudwithat.
(translation: Very poor. The fans have every right to be disappointed with that.)

Maybe, I think? The final fixture looked to be a routine victory for Farslum over a struggling Pantsdon side who were never really going to overcome a four-nil deficit from the away leg. So, the draw for the Quarter-finals. The one that sticks out for me is the Erroropolis derby; Erroropolis SC drawing Querentes. A big game for both teams.

Thawonzshortabiabarulomunkiz! Hah.
(translation: That one's sure to be a 'barrel of monkeys'. Haha.)

Yes, I guess ... The other fixtures are The Ossies facing last season's winners; New Newetoun Saltquarry, Oldetoun squaring off against the Hoo, and the Xat'i playing Zygnusgrad. They all look to be some intriguing match-ups, and I look forward to them. Thank you to my guest, Morris Mulchman, and see you all for the Quarter-finals of the Rondeau on 'FLoP-ing it out!'

Chiuzforavinuz!
(translation: Thank you for having me.)

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FLoP16 - S5 - III

Postby Erroropolisish Paradystopia » Thu Aug 06, 2026 12:52 am

Week 22
FLoP MD15
AC Oeopolis Northern 1–2 AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
SK Zlatari Troglograd 1–0 AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
Barkentyne Abertynkle 0–1 New Newetoun Saltquarry SC
Xat'i Paradystopi 2–0 St. Agnant's Wamp SC
AC Pantsdon Shandy 2–3 Random Penguins XI
Farslum Hoo SC 5–0 Bognobb FC
Greater Erroropolis SC 1–1 Querentes Oeopolis
SC Oldetoun New Newetoun 1–2 Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad


Week 27
FLoP MD16
AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 1–0 Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad
SC Oldetoun New Newetoun 1–0 Querentes Oeopolis
Greater Erroropolis SC 3–2 Bognobb FC
Farslum Hoo SC 0–2 Random Penguins XI
AC Pantsdon Shandy 0–0 St. Agnant's Wamp SC
Xat'i Paradystopi 1–1 New Newetoun Saltquarry SC
Barkentyne Abertynkle 1–0 AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
SK Zlatari Troglograd 3–2 AC Oeopolis Northern


Week 28
FLoP Rondeau, Quarter-finals, First Leg
New Newetoun Saltquarry SC 2–0 AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
Greater Erroropolis SC 2–3 Querentes Oeopolis
SC Oldetoun New Newetoun 1–0 Farslum Hoo SC
Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad 2–1 Xat'i Paradystopi

FLoP MD17
SK Zlatari Troglograd 1–1 AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
AC Oeopolis Northern 1–1 Barkentyne Abertynkle
AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 1–0 Xat'i Paradystopi
New Newetoun Saltquarry SC 3–0 AC Pantsdon Shandy
St. Agnant's Wamp SC 3–4 Farslum Hoo SC
Random Penguins XI 2–0 Greater Erroropolis SC
Bognobb FC 0–4 SC Oldetoun New Newetoun
Querentes Oeopolis 1–0 Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad


Week 29
FLoP MD18
AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 5–4 Querentes Oeopolis
Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad 3–0 Bognobb FC
SC Oldetoun New Newetoun 1–0 Random Penguins XI
Greater Erroropolis SC 3–3 St. Agnant's Wamp SC
Farslum Hoo SC 0–1 New Newetoun Saltquarry SC
AC Pantsdon Shandy 1–1 AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
Xat'i Paradystopi 1–0 AC Oeopolis Northern
Barkentyne Abertynkle 1–1 SK Zlatari Troglograd


Week 30
FLoP MD19
Barkentyne Abertynkle 2–3 AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
SK Zlatari Troglograd 1–0 Xat'i Paradystopi
AC Oeopolis Northern 1–0 AC Pantsdon Shandy
AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 0–0 Farslum Hoo SC
New Newetoun Saltquarry SC 4–1 Greater Erroropolis SC
St. Agnant's Wamp SC 0–1 SC Oldetoun New Newetoun
Random Penguins XI 3–2 Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad
Bognobb FC 0–1 Querentes Oeopolis


Week 31
FLoP MD20
AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 1–0 Bognobb FC
Querentes Oeopolis 0–2 Random Penguins XI
Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad 1–1 St. Agnant's Wamp SC
SC Oldetoun New Newetoun 0–1 New Newetoun Saltquarry SC
Greater Erroropolis SC 3–0 AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
Farslum Hoo SC 6–0 AC Oeopolis Northern
AC Pantsdon Shandy 1–0 SK Zlatari Troglograd
Xat'i Paradystopi 4–2 Barkentyne Abertynkle

Week 32
FLoP Rondeau, Quarter-finals, Second Leg
AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 3–2 New Newetoun Saltquarry SC (3-4 agg.)
Querentes Oeopolis 3–0 Greater Erroropolis SC (6-2 agg.)
Farslum Hoo SC 1–0 SC Oldetoun New Newetoun (1-1 agg, 1-2 AET)
Xat'i Paradystopi 5–2 Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad (6-4 agg.)

FLoP MD21
Xat'i Paradystopi 4–3 AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
Barkentyne Abertynkle 0–0 AC Pantsdon Shandy
SK Zlatari Troglograd 0–0 Farslum Hoo SC
AC Oeopolis Northern 2–1 Greater Erroropolis SC
AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 0–1 SC Oldetoun New Newetoun
New Newetoun Saltquarry SC 0–0 Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad
St. Agnant's Wamp SC 2–2 Querentes Oeopolis
Random Penguins XI 1–2 Bognobb FC


Image    FLoP16                       Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Image New Newetoun Saltquarry SC 21 13 7 1 41 15 +26 79
2 Image Xat'i Paradystopi 21 13 2 6 53 34 +19 69
3 Image AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 21 13 2 6 52 36 +16 69
4 Image SK Zlatari Troglograd 21 10 6 5 45 36 +9 62
5 Image SC Oldetoun New Newetoun 21 11 2 8 27 20 +7 59
6 Image Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad 21 9 6 6 33 23 +10 57
7 Image Random Penguins XI 21 10 3 8 35 28 +7 56
8 Image AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 21 9 4 8 27 27 0 53
9 Image Farslum Hoo SC 21 8 5 8 43 41 +2 50
10 Image Querentes Oeopolis 21 8 4 9 39 42 −3 48
11 Image Greater Erroropolis SC 21 7 5 9 36 44 −8 45
12 Image Barkentyne Abertynkle 21 4 9 8 23 32 −9 38
13 Image St. Agnant's Wamp SC 21 4 8 9 31 47 −16 36
14 Image AC Pantsdon Shandy 21 4 5 12 19 32 −13 30
15 Image AC Oeopolis Northern 21 3 6 12 19 42 −23 27
16 Image Bognobb FC 21 4 2 15 14 38 −24 24



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Salutations to one and all. I'm your host, Zachariah Woebegone, and welcome to this extra special edition of 'FLEP-FLoP' where we take a long, hard look at the Football League of Paradystopia and impartially discuss why the Erroropolisish teams are clearly the best. Now, you may be asking why is this an extra special edition of the show? Well, ladies, gentleman, and non-binary individuals, welcome to the show our extra special guest, none other that manager of World Cup 101 runners-up the Busoga Islands, Ko-orenite manager extraordinaire; Emeline Millet.

"..."

Great to have you on the show, Emeline.

"..."

Now viewers at home may be advised that as Ms. Millet has had a strenuous time recently orchestrating a stunning World Cup run with the Busoga Islands that she is resting, and unable to move or talk very much at all as a result. Do not think for a second that we have simply wheeled out a life-size cardboard cut-out of the former manager of the Vanorians. We wouldn't do such a thing. Isn't that right, Emeline?

"..."

Precisely. She just confirmed that she totally is here in person. Anyway, Erroropolisish football; some of the best in Esportiva, had taken a blow recently with the withdrawal of our commander-in-chief, H.R.H. Error Message to focus on snowboarding as well as his political ambitions over football. Greater Erroropolis SC was left in tatters for reasons totally unrelated to His Majesty's departure, the Querentes have struggled more than likely due to being full of Paradystopi loyalists, and Bognobb, well, they're just a silly team...

"..."

A good point, Emeline. A silly team that beat the sillier team of the Random Penguins this week in the league. However, in spite of the issues facing our teams in the league, we have had some good fortune in the FLoP Rondeau and a, probably fixed, draw which pitted the two Erroropolis teams against each other in the Quarter-finals. Greater Erroropolis SC versus Querentes Erroropolis, or 'Oeopolis' if you're being picky. A 'barnstormer' of a match, would you agree, Emeline?

"..."

Quite, and we were treated to an impressive display of football across both legs, though it was the Querentes who narrowly prevailed by six goals to two on aggregate. A close first leg, but the damned Paradystopi loyalists ran away with it at home, wouldn't you say, Emeline?

"..."

Eustace Fothering-Bong really displayed his acumen in the second leg with an impressive hat-trick as he, sadly to say, ran rings around the Greater Erroropolis defence. Donald Muck's team had performed admirably at home to keep the tenacious striker in check although it was Denise Salmond of ... Kordavia?...

"..."

Of Kelssek! Of course. Thank you Emeline. Denise Salmond of Kelssek who opened the scoring by finally breaking through the defence and slotting away a simple opener. Greater Erroropolis fought back bravely, and did claim their equaliser courtesy of a wayward defensive pass from Zaljeva. Pounced upon by Terbina Sextus, who made no mistake at completing the one-on-one opportunity.

"..."

The keeper should have done better, you say? Well, that is possibly true, though I like to think that Terbina aimed to place the ball through the legs of Granville Halibut for added humiliation; a wonderful 'clove'...

"..."

Sorry, I mean 'nutmeg' or, what's the other word for that, panenka?

"..."

Ah yes, a 'panna'. Anyway, as this equaliser obviously energised the home team, it didn't take long for a second. The pressure lead to a corner, and that was a corner which Rhodnisson hammered home with his head. Two-one to Greater Erroropolis SC. Now, did the Querentes truly deserve to make two goals late on to snatch victory?

"..."

No, I didn't think so either. Kris Daube cutting inside from the left to slot the ball into the near top corner in the 88th minute. Was it offside? VAR said it clearly wasn't, but I think we know better than to trust computers. Then for the substitute, Bluntnose to get their head to a low cross, also from Daube, in the dying minutes. I know it's a cliche, but I'd say Greater Erroropolis were robbed. The offside decision, or lack thereof, disrupted the balance of the game unfairly leading to Querentes taking the win.

"..."

Please mind your language, Emeline, but I agree. Audioslavians, eh? Anywho, needless to say, with the advantage heading into the second leg, of course Eustace Fothering-Bong could take advantage of a demoralised Greater Erroropolis defence. I suppose that at least we can take some pride in an Erroropolisish team reaching the Semi-finals again. Speaking of, Querentes will face Oldetoun in the semis, with the Xat'i and Saltquarry clashing yet again for the second final spot. Well, thank you for joining me, Emeline, that's all for this episode. Be sure to tune in to 'FLEP-FLoP' next week when we'll have Val Kylx and Jeremy Jaffacake on the show, neither of which will be cardboard cut-outs, honestly. Good afternoon.

"..."
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FLoP16 - S5 - IV

Postby Paradystopia » Fri Aug 07, 2026 12:35 am

Week 34
FLoP MD22
AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 1–1 Random Penguins XI
Bognobb FC 1–0 St. Agnant's Wamp SC
Querentes Oeopolis 5–1 New Newetoun Saltquarry SC
Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad 1–0 AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
SC Oldetoun New Newetoun 0–0 AC Oeopolis Northern
Greater Erroropolis SC 0–0 SK Zlatari Troglograd
Farslum Hoo SC 2–0 Barkentyne Abertynkle
AC Pantsdon Shandy 2–3 Xat'i Paradystopi


Week 35
FLoP MD23
AC Pantsdon Shandy 0–1 AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
Xat'i Paradystopi 2–3 Farslum Hoo SC
Barkentyne Abertynkle 3–5 Greater Erroropolis SC
SK Zlatari Troglograd 3–3 SC Oldetoun New Newetoun
AC Oeopolis Northern 3–2 Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad
AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 0–2 Querentes Oeopolis
New Newetoun Saltquarry SC 0–1 Bognobb FC
St. Agnant's Wamp SC 0–1 Random Penguins XI


Week 36
FLoP MD24
AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 4–2 St. Agnant's Wamp SC
Random Penguins XI 3–0 New Newetoun Saltquarry SC
Bognobb FC 1–2 AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
Querentes Oeopolis 2–0 AC Oeopolis Northern
Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad 2–0 SK Zlatari Troglograd
SC Oldetoun New Newetoun 6–2 Barkentyne Abertynkle
Greater Erroropolis SC 0–1 Xat'i Paradystopi
Farslum Hoo SC 0–0 AC Pantsdon Shandy


Week 37
FLoP Rondeau, Semi-finals, First Leg
New Newetoun Saltquarry SC 4–2 Xat'i Paradystopi
SC Oldetoun New Newetoun 0–0 Querentes Oeopolis

FLoP MD25
Farslum Hoo SC 4–3 AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
AC Pantsdon Shandy 3–2 Greater Erroropolis SC
Xat'i Paradystopi 4–3 SC Oldetoun New Newetoun
Barkentyne Abertynkle 1–0 Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad
SK Zlatari Troglograd 1–3 Querentes Oeopolis
AC Oeopolis Northern 1–1 Bognobb FC
AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 1–0 Random Penguins XI
New Newetoun Saltquarry SC 4–1 St. Agnant's Wamp SC


Week 38
FLoP MD26
AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 3–1 New Newetoun Saltquarry SC
St. Agnant's Wamp SC 0–1 AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
Random Penguins XI 1–0 AC Oeopolis Northern
Bognobb FC 1–2 SK Zlatari Troglograd
Querentes Oeopolis 6–2 Barkentyne Abertynkle
Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad 2–0 Xat'i Paradystopi
SC Oldetoun New Newetoun 2–2 AC Pantsdon Shandy
Greater Erroropolis SC 1–2 Farslum Hoo SC


Week 40
FLoP MD27
Greater Erroropolis SC 1–3 AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
Farslum Hoo SC 3–3 SC Oldetoun New Newetoun
AC Pantsdon Shandy 0–0 Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad
Xat'i Paradystopi 1–0 Querentes Oeopolis
Barkentyne Abertynkle 2–1 Bognobb FC
SK Zlatari Troglograd 1–3 Random Penguins XI
AC Oeopolis Northern 1–0 St. Agnant's Wamp SC
AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 0–1 New Newetoun Saltquarry SC

Week 41
FLoP Rondeau, Semi-finals, Second Leg
Xat'i Paradystopi 2–4 New Newetoun Saltquarry SC (4-8 agg.)
Querentes Oeopolis 1–2 SC Oldetoun New Newetoun (1-2 agg.)

FLoP MD28
AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 2–0 AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
New Newetoun Saltquarry SC 1–0 AC Oeopolis Northern
St. Agnant's Wamp SC 2–2 SK Zlatari Troglograd
Random Penguins XI 0–0 Barkentyne Abertynkle
Bognobb FC 1–0 Xat'i Paradystopi
Querentes Oeopolis 1–0 AC Pantsdon Shandy
Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad 2–3 Farslum Hoo SC
SC Oldetoun New Newetoun 1–0 Greater Erroropolis SC


Image    FLoP16                       Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Image AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 28 18 3 7 69 45 +24 96
2 Image New Newetoun Saltquarry SC 28 16 7 5 49 28 +21 94
3 Image Xat'i Paradystopi 28 17 2 9 64 45 +19 89
4 Image Random Penguins XI 28 14 5 9 44 31 +13 80
5 Image Farslum Hoo SC 28 13 7 8 60 52 +8 79
6 Image Querentes Oeopolis 28 14 4 10 58 47 +11 78
7 Image SC Oldetoun New Newetoun 28 13 6 9 45 34 +11 77
8 Image Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad 28 12 7 9 42 30 +12 74
9 Image SK Zlatari Troglograd 28 11 9 8 54 50 +4 73
10 Image AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 28 12 4 12 31 34 −3 68
11 Image Greater Erroropolis SC 28 8 6 14 45 57 −12 52
12 Image Barkentyne Abertynkle 28 6 10 12 33 52 −19 50
13 Image AC Pantsdon Shandy 28 5 8 15 26 41 −15 41
14 Image Bognobb FC 28 7 3 18 21 45 −24 41
15 Image AC Oeopolis Northern 28 5 8 15 24 49 −25 41
16 Image St. Agnant's Wamp SC 28 4 9 15 36 61 −25 38


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Hello again, I'm Estevan Biggleswick welcoming you back to the penultimate instalment of 'FLoP-ing it out!' as we have a look at the semi-finals of the Rondeau, a look ahead to the final, and for good measure, we'll also have a quick look at the league itself. With only two games left to play, things couldn't be much more 'up in the air' as eight teams remain in with a shout of hitting those all important IFCF qualification places. Joining me today is former centre-back for the Tzyrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad; Darko Smtnyaović. Darko, great to have you here.

Hvala puno. Yes, thanks to you for having me.

So, with no offence to either the Querentes or Oldetoun, but we kind of have to start with the contest between the two league heavyweights; Xat'i Paradystopi versus New Newetoun Saltquarry. The FLoP's only two teams to have won the league in all of the previous four, or five if you count the three team incarnation as a 'true' league, times of running. Though as we speak, another team could enter that prestigious 'league-winners' club, but more on that later. So, the eternal battle of Xat'i versus Salties, obviously we know the results now, but imagine if you didn't, who would you have picked?

It is hard decision. Both teams have look strong, but also, how you say? ... inconsistant. Saltquarry come into first leg four games without winning; a draw and three losses. They hit bad patch at exactly wrong time. Xat'i, they lose to Farslum, then only just manage to steal victory against Erroropolis. On this basis, I would say Xat'i should be winning but on other hand, this is Rondeau, it is separate. If you want me to pretend I don't know scores, I would bet on Xat'i.

It is very true, Saltquarry have had an awful run in the FLoP recently but as you say, it's a chance to reset. An opportunity to reset the record and go out there and give it all against one of the strongest opposition the league has. As a former player, why are the Xat'i such a formidable opponent?

So many things, so many. It is easy to see the Xat'i, and you think 'they are disorganised, they are temperamental' but they are single-minded in their wanting to win. They play hard and tough, they are quick and skillful, and have agility. They are chaos team, and how can a person plan against those who have no plan? They so, 'in the moment' that you have to be ready for anything, and that is exhausting for whole ninety minutes, like trying to grasp oily pig in bare hands.

Well, spoiler alert, Saltquarry dispatched the Xat'i not once but twice by four goals to two in what I'm sure their supporter will see as a welcome return to form.

They have experience grasping oily pig.

Haha, they apparently do. The first leg at least, they won in style. Four-nil up deep into the second half with goals from Suarez, Gallen-Franck, Soks, and Nishimura. It was only thanks to two late goals from Rhisje that the Xat'i managed to save some face.

It was great football to watch, I think when Lia Suarez scored the early opening goal that their defence did fall apart. They play very aggressive football, always on attack, always wanting the goals, and perhaps this did cause them with over-extending against a team very capable of giving punishment for this.

Not quite more of the same in the second leg, but still a well-earned victory?

Well earned, yes. You could though see that the Xat'i put up stronger resistance this time. Rsheu did narrow the margin to one by scoring first, and was very close to making scores equal. Very good goal-line save from Destaire Obscaix to slide in to cover Rsheu's shot after he sidestep av Steinbruddet. Then Chaplin score not long after, Fenwick Adzer complete a tap-in soon after that and Xat'i did lose hope.

Yes, once Saltquarry had clawed, for want of a better word, themselves to a two-one lead in the game, and three goals up on aggregate, the Xat'i heads perceivably dropped.

It is one problem Xat'i have. Too, how to say, 'emotional'. If they winning, they are very difficult to play against, but if they lose heart, they are half a team.

Indeed, and it did show. Chaplin scored her second of the game with a very dainty through-the-legs flick into the far corner from a low cross and they might as well have blown the full-time whistle. Even Grakiju's wonderful solo goal couldn't lift spirits. I'd imagine it's not a happy place to be amongst the Xat'i squad right now. Out of the Rondeau, a major fight to lift themselves from a worst ever league position, albeit still third place in the final two games. Are we witnessing the decline of a dominant force?

Maybe. It is hard to say. Third, or even fourth place is still very good place to finish but I don't think the Xat'i will see this the same way. To say decline is, for me, too strong wording. They are very unlikely to stop being top team in Paradystopia in any time soon, but maybe some more structure would be good for them.

Moving on to the other fixture. Oldetoun managed to thwart the hopes of the Querentes to gain some retribution for their final loss last season with Oldetoun coming from behind to snatch a two-one victory. It look to be another nil-nil, with all the goals coming in the final 5 minutes.

I was wondering whether we would get any football this semi-final. Very conservative play from both teams. Both teams scared almost to push forward.

It was a particularly nervy tie, with some stoic defending on both sides. Unfortunately not much in the way of replays though for most of it. That is, until Yipper Longclaw got the final touch on a way worked free-kick routine.

Yes, very nice. Silly foul from Gerhardsson to give free kick in good position at so late, but yes. Dummy shot, pass out wide, quick cross inside, header inside near post. Well executed.

Unfortunately for the Querentes, this did light a fire under Oldetoun.

You are vulnerable most after you score.

Exactly, and substitute Spencer Rickles didn't waste his chance. Lovely through-ball barely a minute later, Rickles on the end of it. First touch, in off the far post. Then, it was up to another substitute to win it. Sabyna Chakkarsegrast, only been on the field for two minutes, her first touch, the winning header. I mean, that's the sort of impact you want from a substitute isn't it?

Certainly. She found the space from her marker, and Anja Bortland found her with well-weighted pass. Defender should have done better, but maybe that is fatigue. Strong header, and Granville Halibut cannot get a hand to it. Two-one for Oldetoun.

The spellbinding final few minutes very nearly did make up for previous eighty, a truly dramatic end to the game. Now, this does set up an interesting final. Saltquarry against Oldetoun, the old derby, the fight for New Newetoun. We should be in for a cracker.

Derbies always add extra spice to contest, when it is also Rondeau final, we can expect something special, I think.

With a quick look to the league, do you think we'll see a first-time champion in AC Urbsclavywdraeksterlutrja, will Saltquarry beat them to the post, or will the Xat'i somehow pull off a miracle to claim their third championship?

Ha. This is terrible choice. Being from Zygnusgrad, how can I say team from Urbsclavium? Haha. Maybe I can suppress my town pride for now to place my faith in first champion from eastern Paradystopia. Jokings aside, I think it should be Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja's title. They do play Oldetoun away, and then Oeopolis Northern at home on final day, but Saltquarry have Troglograd, then Abertynkle, which may be easier finish. Xat'i, with Penguins and St.Agnant's to play, I think they get all ten points, but I don't think Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja or Saltquarry drop enough points for them to overtake.

So, if I had to press you to pick your top five at the end of the season?

Oof. Well, I say AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja, Saltquarry, Xat'i, then ... Farslum, and Penguins, or maybe Oldetoun. It is very difficult to say.

It really is. Personally, I'm going with Saltquarry, the Vidders, the Xat'i, Penguins, and Oldetoun.

Interesting.

Anyway, thank you to my guest, Darko Smtnyaović, thank you everyone for watching, and hopefully see you all back for the Rondeau final.

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FLoP16 - S5 - V

Postby Paradystopia » Sat Aug 08, 2026 1:15 am

Week 42
FLoP MD29
SC Oldetoun New Newetoun 1–0 AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
Greater Erroropolis SC 1–0 Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad
Farslum Hoo SC 3–4 Querentes Oeopolis
AC Pantsdon Shandy 0–0 Bognobb FC
Xat'i Paradystopi 3–0 Random Penguins XI
Barkentyne Abertynkle 1–1 St. Agnant's Wamp SC
SK Zlatari Troglograd 4–4 New Newetoun Saltquarry SC
AC Oeopolis Northern 1–0 AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens

Week 43
FLoP MD30
AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 1–0 AC Oeopolis Northern
AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 2–4 SK Zlatari Troglograd
New Newetoun Saltquarry SC 1–0 Barkentyne Abertynkle
St. Agnant's Wamp SC 1–2 Xat'i Paradystopi
Random Penguins XI 5–1 AC Pantsdon Shandy
Bognobb FC 0–1 Farslum Hoo SC
Querentes Oeopolis 4–3 Greater Erroropolis SC
Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad 0–3 SC Oldetoun New Newetoun


Image    FLoP16                       Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
.1 Image AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 30 19 3 8 70 46 +24 101 Q IFCF CL, CEdC
2 Image New Newetoun Saltquarry SC 30 17 8 5 54 32 +22 101 Q IFCF CL

.3 Image Xat'i Paradystopi 30 19 2 9 69 46 +23 99 Q IFCF CC
4 Image Querentes Oeopolis 30 16 4 10 66 53 +13 88 Q IFCF CC, CEdC
5 Image SC Oldetoun New Newetoun 30 15 6 9 49 34 +15 87 Q IFCF CC, IFCF CWC

6 Image Random Penguins XI 30 15 5 10 49 35 +14 85
7 Image Farslum Hoo SC 30 14 7 9 64 56 +8 84
8 Image SK Zlatari Troglograd 30 12 10 8 62 56 +6 80
9 Image Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad 30 12 7 11 42 34 +8 74
10 Image AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 30 12 4 14 33 39 −6 68
11 Image Greater Erroropolis SC 30 9 6 15 49 61 −12 57
12 Image Barkentyne Abertynkle 30 6 11 13 34 54 −20 52
13 Image AC Oeopolis Northern 30 6 8 16 25 50 −25 46
14 Image AC Pantsdon Shandy 30 5 9 16 27 46 −19 43
15 Image Bognobb FC 30 7 4 19 21 46 −25 43
16 Image St. Agnant's Wamp SC 30 4 10 16 38 64 −26 40

Week 45
FLoP Rondeau, Final

New Newetoun Saltquarry SC 0–1 SC Oldetoun New Newetoun


Welcome back to the thrilling conclusion of ...

THE LIVES OF BONNY BAY



"I don't care, mother. You wouldn't understand. You see Brian and I, we have something special, and we're going to run off together."
"You what? You've been seeing Brian? You dirty slag!..."
*slap*
"... We're all here at your sister's and Brian's wedding, and you're telling me that all along you and Brian have been seeing each other?!"
"We're in love, mum! We have been all along! We knew you wouldn't understand, that's why we were planning to run away to Irithoren to get married and start a new life. You see, mum, I'm pregnant!"
"You're what? You filthy cow!"
*slap*
"But mum, it's not Brian's."
"You what?!?!"
*slap*

"Oh no, Grandad! I wanted to watch the final 'FLoP-ing it out!', it's the Rondeau final edition!"

"Soz, youngun, but yer grandpa got 'ere first. You know I like to watch me soaps at this time."

"No, you don't. You just put whatever on the TV, and fall asleep in front of it. Please can I just watch 'FLoP-ing it out!'. Pleeeease, just this once?"

"So yer'd 'ave me miss out on allt' juicy plot developments in 'The Lives of Bonny Bay'? Just you wait and see! Won't be long until Jilly, Milly, and Tilly all find aat that Brian's actually been shackin' up wi' Bernard down the road, but yer see, it wer Bernard who got Tilly pregnant that night 'e went aat on a works do an' got so drunk 'e fell o'er, an' knocked 'is 'ead givin' 'im amnesia to the point 'e thought 'e wer a charmin', 'eterosexual, international student from Eshialand. Classic writin', that was."

"Sounds awfully contrived to me ..."

"Contrived, lad? Just be glad you didn't see whent' show went through a rough patch an' introduced 'Evil John'."

"Why 'evil'? ... Actually, no, I just want to catch up on the football, Grandad, pleeease? You can catch up on 'The Lives of Bonny Bay' on the repeats anyway, or just watch them via the internet. Pleeease, Grandad?"

"Urggh, okay then, youngun. We'll put on yer daft football."

"Thank you, Grandad."

"Right then, let's just find the right channel ..."

"You don't need to scroll through, just press guide and..."

*click*
"... now having sufficiently impressed the female with his elaborate courtship display, the female presents herself, and the male can then insert his penis..."

"Ewww! Grandad, these are the nature documentaries! The sports channel are the other direction."

"Are yer sure? I coulda sworn it's down for the sports channels ..."

"No, Granda..."

*click*
"... so it's singles to the end of the row, turn your work, three chains counting as a stitch, and then alternate back-loop and front-loop double crochets along row four ..."

"This dun't look like sport ..."

"No, Grandad, it's not. This is the yarn network. It has the logo in the top corner."

"Oh, so it does. Alright then, so up?"

"Yes, Grandad."

*click*
"... after nearly three hours of vigorous thrusting ..."

"Three hours? Lucky lass ... eh? ..."

"Gross, Grandad."

*click*
J: "How dare you, Brian!"
*slap*
B: "What you on about, Jilly?"
J: "I know about you and Milly, Brian. I know you're planning to run away to Irithoren together. How could you? With my sister of all people, that dirty cow!"
B: "But I love you, Jilly, I ain't running away to anywhere in the Ko-orenite Constellation with anyone but you."
J: "Do you really mean that, Brian?"
B: "I do, Jilly."
J: "Oh, Brian!"
*kiss*
C: "Now, by the power vested in me by the high courts of Paradystopia, I pronounce you, ... forever denied to be joined in legal matrimony!
*gasps*
B: "Celebrant John? Why?"
C: "For I am not merely Celebrant John, I am Evil Celebrant John!"
J: "Evil John! Oh no! How ever did I fail to notice my former lover posing as the celebrant?"
B: "Former lover?! You filthy slag!"

"I din't see that twist comin' ..."

"Grandad! The football?"

"Yes, okay laddy. Cool yer boots ..."

*click*
"... ARRRGGGHH, MY EYES. THE VENOM. IT BURNS! ..."

"What's this? Another sequel of 'Attack of the Mutant Space Lizards'?"

"No. We're into the sports channels now. It's the lacrosse; Qyzzyxzyan Draconic Territories against Maritaine. Keep going, we're nearly there."

*click*
"... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!! FORCA HUELAVIA! VAMOS HUELAVIA! ..."

"'ere you go. That's football, int' it?"

"No, that looks like HUElavia going one-nil ahead of Saterun. In the Independents Championships I assume. Keep going, it's 'FLoP-ing it out!' we're looking for."

*click*
"... a lucky goal for Aksel Nes in the dying minutes. Drove the rebound goalward and, likely helped by the commotion in the box, a defection took it away from the hands of Klara av Steinbruddet. Oldetoun one-nil ahead, and with very little time left. Would you say it's a deserved lead, and a deserved goal by your countryman, Laborious Hawk who to reiterate is certainly not just a mannequin with a cheap facsimile of the Vanorian captain stapled on to it's face?"

"..."

"Yes, I would totally agree."

"'ere you go. FLoP Rondeau final."

"No, next channel. This is the Erroropolisish version."

"What's the bloody difference?"

"Well, this one is just that Zachariah Woebegone talking to his imaginary friends and pretending they're all legends of the game."

"Fair enough ..."

*click*
...and I'm afraid that's all the time we've got. Thank you to my guest, Scratch Lobsterbane for your delightful insight, congratulations to Oldetoun on winning the Rondeau, and AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja on their first FLoP title. Most of all, thank you to you, the viewers for tuning in to 'FLoP-ing it out!', and we hope to see you all again next season. I've been Estevan Biggleswick, and from everyone here in the studio, have a wonderful off-season. Goodbye.

Cheerio.

"Oh no! I missed it! That's so annoying!"

"Never you mind, laddy. There's always next season. Anyway, I'm gonna see if I can catch the end of 'The Lives of Bonny Bay'."

"Yeah, sure, I guess I'll go find something else to do now ..."

*click*
"I can't go on living this lie, Bernard. I have to tell Jilly the truth, about us."
"Oh Brian, there's something I have to tell you too."
"What, Bernard? After my failed wedding, I don't know that I can handle any more bad news ..."
"Brian, I know all about the wedding, I was there ..."
"You were?! How? Where?"
"You see Brian, my real name isn't Bernard. It's John."
"John? ... No ... 'Evil' John?!"
"The very same!"
*removes mask*
"'Evil' John! Noooooo!"
*end credits roll*


STATISTICS

League Goalscorers

Rk. Name Team Gls

1 Meadin Sahilu Farslum Hoo SC 18
2 Rsheu Xat'i Paradystopi 17
3 Sjoerda te'Kotr AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 15
4 Amelya Anastasyasdottyr AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 13
= Ralf Ralfkinson St. Agnant's Wamp SC 13
= David Rodrigo SK Zlatari Troglograd 13
= Terbina Sextus Greater Erroropolis SC 13
8 Brianne Chaplin New Newetoun Saltquarry SC 12
= Eustace Fothering-Bong Querentes Oeopolis 12
= Grakiju Xat'i Paradystopi 12
= Razmus Vestyngs AC Pantsdon Shandy 12

Rondeau Goalscorers

Rk. Name Team Gls

1 Eustace Fothering-Bong Querentes Oeopolis 4
= Rsheu Xat'i Paradystopi 4
= Miranda Sylkie Greater Erroropolis SC 4
= Dee Znudds Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad 4
5 Grakiju Xat'i Paradystopi 3
= Rsheu Xat'i Paradystopi 3
= Soks New Newetoun Saltquarry SC 3
8 Brianne Chaplin New Newetoun Saltquarry SC 2
= Dorian Nishimura New Newetoun Saltquarry SC 2
= Njawrao Xat'i Paradystopi 2
= Rhisje Xat'i Paradystopi 2
= Iona Schlippe Barkentyne Abertynkle 2
= Terbina Sextus Greater Erroropolis SC 2
= Fidelia Suk AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 2
= Vale te'Gousvara Farslum Hoo SC 2

Goalscorers All Competitions

Rk. Name Team Gls

1 Brianne Chaplin New Newetoun Saltquarry SC 24
2 Soks New Newetoun Saltquarry SC 22
3 Rsheu Xat'i Paradystopi 21
= Sjoerda te'Kotr AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 21
5 Meadin Sahilu Farslum Hoo SC 20
6 Eustace Fothering-Bong Querentes Oeopolis 19
7 Grakjiu Xat'i Paradystopi 15
= Akash Kharpathwa Farslum Hoo SC 15
= Terbina Sextus Greater Erroropolis SC 15
= Dee Znudds Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad 15
League Clean Sheets

Rk. Name Team CS

1 Klara Av Steinbruddet New Newetoun Saltquarry SC 14
2 Forla Agnesdottyr Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad 13
= Harold King SC Oldetoun New Newetoun 13
4 Aynarde Desprez AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 9
= Qrouj Random Penguins XI 9
6 Dirk Kleynhund Barkentyne Abertynkle 8
= Zlatana Nykwyst Farslum Hoo SC 8
8 Tomas Glupić AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 7
= Granville Halibut Querentes Oeopolis 7
= Hugo Longbottom AC Oeopolis Northern 7
= Justyna Moon AC Pantsdon Shandy 7
= Sjiu Xat'i Paradystopi 7

Clean Sheets All Competitions

Rk. Name Team CS

1 Klara Av Steinbruddet New Newetoun Saltquarry SC 26
2 Harold King SC Oldetoun New Newetoun 16
3 Forla Agnesdottyr Tzrna Zvyedza Zygnusgrad 14
4 Granville Halibut Querentes Oeopolis 13
5 Zlatana Nykwyst Farslum Hoo SC 12
6 Tomas Glupić AC Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 11
= Qrouj Random Penguins XI 11
8 Aynarde Desprez AC Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 10
= Sjiu Xat'i Paradystopi 10
10 Henry Bird Bognobb FC 8
= Dirk Kleynhund Barkentyne Abertynkle 8
= Hugo Longbottom AC Oeopolis Northern 8
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TADRUL S4

Postby Qyzzyxzyan Draconic Territories » Mon Sep 07, 2026 12:06 am

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Yo! Q-dawg here.

Also known to most lesser mortal beings (that is like, anyone who isn't me) as Qyzzyxzy, Supreme Awesomest Dragonlord, Their Imperial Majesty, Destroyer of Worlds, like etcetera, etcetera or whatever.

So anyway, it's like, that weekend again. You know, like, that weekend where we have our awesome celebration of physical combativeness that doesn't for like, the most part involve fights to the death or whatever. My favouritest sport; Rugby.

Anyway, big news or something. More teams. Yeah, you see in like, my ultimate wisdom I realised that it was still possible to conduct like, a whole leagues-worth of like, rugby in one weekend (because slaves have slaving to do and they like, get enough free time or whatever during the football season) with even additional teams be like, involved or something. So yeah, I like, got the emissaries to 'go forth, and bring me two more squads' or whatever. Anyway, the mining hordes were persuaded (I say 'persuaded', maybe a bit more like, 'coerced via the medium of threatened mass infanticides' or whatever) to present a team for the rugby festival and like, ta-da! Seven teams. Then I was like, kinda almost surprised that the strange magi of the north like, willingly offered to send some of their own. I mean like, whatever and all that but I was kinda taken aback by those weedy nerds to like, actually offer a squad without one of my like, usual gentle prods of threats of sacrifice or what-not. Either way, that like made eight teams, and eight is good for sporty shit, so there we go.

Day One

MD1 - Veneris meridae
Peons Agricultura RSGQ 28–7 MEQ Plebs Fidelis SDR
Peons Fossores RSGQ 12–28 MEQ Fidelissimae Plebes SDR
Peons Duus RSGQ 0–21 Academia Pugnandi Qyzzyxziae
Veneficas et Maleficos SDR 21–12 Peons Unus-et-trius RSGQ

MD2 - Veneris vesperi
MEQ Plebs Fidelis SDR 19–12 Peons Unus-et-trius RSGQ
Academia Pugnandi Qyzzyxziae 19–7 Veneficas et Maleficos SDR
MEQ Fidelissimae Plebes SDR 14–0 Peons Duus RSGQ
Peons Agricultura RSGQ 10–0 Peons Fossores RSGQ

. TADRUL                       Pld   W  D  L   PF  PA  PD  Pts 
1 MEQ Fidelissimae Plebes SDR 2 2 0 0 42 12 +30 2
2 Academia Pugnandi Qyzzyxziae 2 2 0 0 40 7 +33 2
3 Peons Agricultura RSGQ 2 2 0 0 38 7 +31 2
4 Veneficas et Maleficos SDR 2 1 0 1 28 31 −3 1
5 MEQ Plebs Fidelis SDR 2 1 0 1 26 40 −14 1
6 Peons Unus-et-trius RSGQ 2 0 0 2 24 40 −16 0
7 Peons Fossores RSGQ 2 0 0 2 12 38 −26 0
8 Peons Duus RSGQ 2 0 0 2 0 35 −35 0

What a like, lovely first day of the rugby festival or whatever.

Opened the celebration with like, a few customary sacrifices in my glorious name. You know, the usual. Build a great pyre on to which several members of the community were like, invited to toss themselves or whatever, and then carve a few still-beating hearts from a couple of 'volunteers' to be presented to Yours truly. Very nice. Then come midday the contests like, begin.

I do see now like, what those sneaky magick users were up to. I mean, I've not actually read all the laws of the game of rugby union or whatever, but being generally all-round amazing and like, totally omniscient, I know what I'm talking about when I say that I'm like, near totally certain that it isn't against the rules to enhance oneself magickally. Like, I know there's loads of boring crap in nearly all sports taking like, a dim view on performance enhancing drugs or whatever, but can you call magick a drug? I mean, as long as they don't resort to like, imbibing mystic concoctions or something, it's all good, right? It is like, my league anyway, so I'll do what I want but the way I like, see it is that until there's formally like, a rule that expressly forbids a player from conjuring forth a stone golem, or like, manipulating the winds to carry a wayward kick between the posts then it's like, all gravy, baby.

That said, for all their like, incantations and shit, they couldn't defeat my beautiful, draconic children of the Academia Pugnandi. Did I happen to imbue my mortal kin with like, charms of magick suppression for their evening fixture against the Veneficas et Maleficos or some shit? Perhaps, but hey, live by the spells, die by the spells.

Day Two

MD3 - Saturni mane
Peons Fossores RSGQ 0–14 MEQ Plebs Fidelis SDR
Peons Duus RSGQ 0–0 Peons Agricultura RSGQ
Veneficas et Maleficos SDR 31–26 MEQ Fidelissimae Plebes SDR
Peons Unus-et-trius RSGQ 7–31 Academia Pugnandi Qyzzyxziae

MD4 - Saturni meridae
MEQ Plebs Fidelis SDR 5–10 Academia Pugnandi Qyzzyxziae
MEQ Fidelissimae Plebes SDR 14–0 Peons Unus-et-trius RSGQ
Peons Agricultura RSGQ 31–0 Veneficas et Maleficos SDR
Peons Fossores RSGQ 0–7 Peons Duus RSGQ

MD5 - Saturni vesperi
Peons Duus RSGQ 7–12 MEQ Plebs Fidelis SDR
Veneficas et Maleficos SDR 7–0 Peons Fossores RSGQ
Peons Unus-et-trius RSGQ 7–0 Peons Agricultura RSGQ
Academia Pugnandi Qyzzyxziae 38–38 MEQ Fidelissimae Plebes SDR

. TADRUL                       Pld   W  D  L   PF  PA  PD  Pts 
1 Academia Pugnandi Qyzzyxziae 5 4 1 0 119 57 +62 4
2 MEQ Fidelissimae Plebes SDR 5 3 1 1 120 81 +39 3
3 Peons Agricultura RSGQ 5 3 1 1 69 14 +55 3
4 Veneficas et Maleficos SDR 5 3 0 2 66 88 −22 3
5 MEQ Plebs Fidelis SDR 5 3 0 2 57 57 0 3
6 Peons Unus-et-trius RSGQ 5 1 0 4 38 85 −47 1
7 Peons Duus RSGQ 5 1 1 3 14 47 −33 1
8 Peons Fossores RSGQ 5 0 0 5 12 66 −54 0

It's usually only after the Saturday that you really get like, a decent picture of how shit's gonna like, pan out but I gotta say, this is like gloriously close. Makes me all happy tingly or like, some shit.

The badasses of the Academia leading the way like, undefeated though being held to a draw by the Fidelissimae Plebes (Bless them. So desperate to like, get into my good books.) but then four teams just behind each on like, three wins or whatever: Both pleb squads, the farmers, and those like, tricksy magickians. You gotta like, love it.

With the pleb derby and like, the classic Peons Agricultura versus the Academia on the final day, I'm actually fucking excited or whatever for how everything's gonna like, turn out.

I mean, I'm like, totally omniscient and gifted in divination and like, all that bollocks so I already know or whatever. I could fucking chronomance the shit out of this tournament and give it a like, total retcon if I wanted. Don't fucking doubt me.

Day Three

MD6 - Solis mane
MEQ Plebs Fidelis SDR 0–17 MEQ Fidelissimae Plebes SDR
Peons Agricultura RSGQ 0–34 Academia Pugnandi Qyzzyxziae
Peons Fossores RSGQ 7–0 Peons Unus-et-trius RSGQ
Peons Duus RSGQ 14–19 Veneficas et Maleficos SDR

MD7 - Solis vesperi
Veneficas et Maleficos SDR 26–24 MEQ Plebs Fidelis SDR
Peons Unus-et-trius RSGQ 7–0 Peons Duus RSGQ
Academia Pugnandi Qyzzyxziae 28–0 Peons Fossores RSGQ
MEQ Fidelissimae Plebes SDR 14–3 Peons Agricultura RSGQ

Well, I didn't see that coming.

Except I mean, I like, totally did or whatever. Shut up.

Were it not for the fact that they're like, lowly peons, I'd almost feel a bit sad for the Peons Agricultura. Oddly, a strong team, but like, unceremoniously deposed and banished to fifth in the table. I mean, they're still gonna have to pay tribute with blood in the closing ceremony like, either way, but yeah, I kinda had a soft spot for those brave farmhands and their like, prior accomplishments or whatever. Time makes fools of us all. Except me, like obvs.

Academia go undefeated like, as expected or whatever. The Fidelissimae Plebes creep into second place which they like, probably deserve for not like, losing to the Academia, and then in third, them sly little magicky fuckers. Not bad for like, their debut season or whatever.

Maybe I need to keep more of like, an eye on those sects in the north. Don't want these feeble humans like, getting too much power or some shit. They might get like, delusional or whatever and like, think they could challenge my absolute greatness, majesty, and super-ness or something.

. TADRUL                       Pld   W  D  L   PF  PA   PD  Pts 
1 Academia Pugnandi Qyzzyxziae 7 6 1 0 181 57 +124 6 RUCT
2 MEQ Fidelissimae Plebes SDR 7 5 1 1 151 84 +67 5 RUCT
3 Veneficas et Maleficos SDR 7 5 0 2 111 126 −15 5 RUCT
4 MEQ Plebs Fidelis SDR 7 3 0 4 81 100 −19 3
5 Peons Agricultura RSGQ 7 3 1 3 72 62 +10 3
6 Peons Unus-et-trius RSGQ 7 2 0 5 45 92 −47 2
7 Peons Duus RSGQ 7 1 1 5 28 73 −45 1
8 Peons Fossores RSGQ 7 1 0 6 19 94 −75 1
All Praises and Glories unto the Supreme Draconic Overlord

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Postby Paradystopia » Sat Sep 12, 2026 12:15 am

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PRU Season 4
Part 1

MD1
KRU Troglograd 0–61 Gooston Breuers RUC
KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 14–7 Pantsdon Redsocks
T'auld Hoos RUC 50–14 KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
Allcomers New Newetoun RUC 14–19 Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC
Tinkers o'Abertynkle 48–3 KRU Zygnusgrad
Oeopolis Pinkcaps 24–45 Farslum Young Boys
Th'Fancymen RUC 47–12 Cabbagers RUC

MD2
Gooston Breuers RUC 19–14 Cabbagers RUC
Farslum Young Boys 24–14 Th'Fancymen RUC
KRU Zygnusgrad 7–27 Oeopolis Pinkcaps
Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC 28–55 Tinkers o'Abertynkle
KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 0–7 Allcomers New Newetoun RUC
Pantsdon Redsocks 17–7 T'auld Hoos RUC
KRU Troglograd 20–7 KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja

MD3
KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 17–36 Gooston Breuers RUC
T'auld Hoos RUC 41–29 KRU Troglograd
Allcomers New Newetoun RUC 14–14 Pantsdon Redsocks
Tinkers o'Abertynkle 41–7 KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
Oeopolis Pinkcaps 21–21 Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC
Th'Fancymen RUC 45–14 KRU Zygnusgrad
Cabbagers RUC 26–21 Farslum Young Boys

MD4
Gooston Breuers RUC 40–21 Farslum Young Boys
KRU Zygnusgrad 19–47 Cabbagers RUC
Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC 59–12 Th'Fancymen RUC
KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 21–19 Oeopolis Pinkcaps
Pantsdon Redsocks 14–22 Tinkers o'Abertynkle
KRU Troglograd 42–31 Allcomers New Newetoun RUC
KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 21–33 T'auld Hoos RUC

MD5
T'auld Hoos RUC 31–26 Gooston Breuers RUC
Allcomers New Newetoun RUC 24–24 KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
Tinkers o'Abertynkle 26–7 KRU Troglograd
Oeopolis Pinkcaps 66–21 Pantsdon Redsocks
Th'Fancymen RUC 45–28 KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
Cabbagers RUC 14–19 Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC
Farslum Young Boys 40–14 KRU Zygnusgrad

MD6
Gooston Breuers RUC 76–14 KRU Zygnusgrad
Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC 55–28 Farslum Young Boys
KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 47–59 Cabbagers RUC
Pantsdon Redsocks 7–17 Th'Fancymen RUC
KRU Troglograd 28–47 Oeopolis Pinkcaps
KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 12–28 Tinkers o'Abertynkle
T'auld Hoos RUC 42–12 Allcomers New Newetoun RUC

MD7
Allcomers New Newetoun RUC 28–31 Gooston Breuers RUC
Tinkers o'Abertynkle 7–19 T'auld Hoos RUC
Oeopolis Pinkcaps 31–26 KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
Th'Fancymen RUC 45–0 KRU Troglograd
Cabbagers RUC 28–24 Pantsdon Redsocks
Farslum Young Boys 42–12 KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
KRU Zygnusgrad 22–52 Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC

MD8
Gooston Breuers RUC 26–21 Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC
KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 19–14 KRU Zygnusgrad
Pantsdon Redsocks 21–28 Farslum Young Boys
KRU Troglograd 7–28 Cabbagers RUC
KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 14–52 Th'Fancymen RUC
T'auld Hoos RUC 32–21 Oeopolis Pinkcaps
Allcomers New Newetoun RUC 5–47 Tinkers o'Abertynkle

MD9
Tinkers o'Abertynkle 47–14 Gooston Breuers RUC
Oeopolis Pinkcaps 42–0 Allcomers New Newetoun RUC
Th'Fancymen RUC 47–24 T'auld Hoos RUC
Cabbagers RUC 38–7 KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
Farslum Young Boys 40–14 KRU Troglograd
KRU Zygnusgrad 19–34 Pantsdon Redsocks
Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC 45–14 KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens

MD10 - Dougie MacDoogal Distillery Shield, Round 1
Allcomers New Newetoun RUC 14–14 Pantsdon Redsocks (21–28 AET)
Farslum Young Boys 7–7 T'auld Hoos RUC (14–31 AET)
KRU Troglograd 22–33 KRU Zygnusgrad
Oeopolis Pinkcaps 26–26 Th'Fancymen RUC (40–43 AET)
Cabbagers RUC 21–19 KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 19–12 Gooston Breuers RUC

MD11
Gooston Breuers RUC 53–19 KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
Pantsdon Redsocks 12–31 Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC
KRU Troglograd 17–3 KRU Zygnusgrad
KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 5–12 Farslum Young Boys
T'auld Hoos RUC 26–14 Cabbagers RUC
Allcomers New Newetoun RUC 35–38 Th'Fancymen RUC
Tinkers o'Abertynkle 31–24 Oeopolis Pinkcaps

MD12
Oeopolis Pinkcaps 33–31 Gooston Breuers RUC
Th'Fancymen RUC 12–17 Tinkers o'Abertynkle
Cabbagers RUC 12–7 Allcomers New Newetoun RUC
Farslum Young Boys 12–50 T'auld Hoos RUC
KRU Zygnusgrad 28–21 KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC 54–5 KRU Troglograd
KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 20–31 Pantsdon Redsocks

MD13
Gooston Breuers RUC 36–14 Pantsdon Redsocks
KRU Troglograd 24–40 KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 14–43 Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC
T'auld Hoos RUC 52–7 KRU Zygnusgrad
Allcomers New Newetoun RUC 24–33 Farslum Young Boys
Tinkers o'Abertynkle 21–19 Cabbagers RUC
Oeopolis Pinkcaps 14–7 Th'Fancymen RUC

MD14
Th'Fancymen RUC 42–19 Gooston Breuers RUC
Cabbagers RUC 19–35 Oeopolis Pinkcaps
Farslum Young Boys 12–12 Tinkers o'Abertynkle
KRU Zygnusgrad 33–33 Allcomers New Newetoun RUC
Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC 61–19 T'auld Hoos RUC
KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 40–28 KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
Pantsdon Redsocks 73–0 KRU Troglograd

At the halfway stage
.  PRUXIV                        Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA   PD  TBP  LBP   Pts.
1 Tinkers o'Abertynkle 13 11 1 1 402 176 +226 8 0 54
2 Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC 13 10 1 2 508 256 +252 9 1 52
3 T'auld Hoos RUC 13 10 0 3 426 288 +138 9 0 49
4 Gooston Breuers RUC 13 9 0 4 468 301 +167 10 2 48
5 Th'Fancymen RUC 13 9 0 4 423 267 +156 8 2 46
6 Oeopolis Pinkcaps 13 8 1 4 404 289 +115 7 1 42
7 Farslum Young Boys 13 8 1 4 358 311 +47 7 1 42
8 Cabbagers RUC 13 7 0 6 330 299 +31 6 3 37
9 Pantsdon Redsocks 13 4 1 8 289 302 −13 3 3 24
10 KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 13 4 0 9 281 458 −177 4 1 21
11 Allcomers New Newetoun RUC 13 1 3 9 234 377 −143 4 4 18
12 KRU Troglograd 13 3 0 10 193 496 −303 3 0 15
13 KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 13 1 1 11 210 392 −182 2 3 11
14 KRU Zygnusgrad 13 1 1 11 197 511 −314 2 1 9

Reaching the halfway point of the Paradystopi rugby season, it's still very nip-and-tuck in the upper echelons. Whilst the Tinkers may have a nose ahead of the field at this juncture, they will be all too aware of the Knyckerbockeres and the T'auld Hoos breathing down their necks, and waiting for a chance to topple these Paradystopi heavyweights. Not that either of these squads have the luxury of breathing space either with the Breuers and the Fancymen hot on their heels and hoping to put together a strong showing in the second half of the season to fight for RUCT qualification spots.

If the first round of the Dougie MacDoogal Distillery Shield is a mere taster of things to come, then one can consider that appetites have been most liberally whetted. Three of the six fixtures requiring being taken into extra time to designate a victor. Most notably so was the Farslum derby in which more points were scored in a hectic twenty minutes of extra time than in the previous eighty, though the Fancymen's final second kick to conquer the Pinkcaps 43-40 also deserves a honorable mention for being a truly thrilling encounter for the neutrals.
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Postby Paradystopia » Sun Sep 13, 2026 3:57 am

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PRU Season 4
Part 2

MD15
Gooston Breuers RUC 46–7 KRU Troglograd
Pantsdon Redsocks 40–12 KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 7–17 T'auld Hoos RUC
Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC 56–14 Allcomers New Newetoun RUC
KRU Zygnusgrad 7–24 Tinkers o'Abertynkle
Farslum Young Boys 31–7 Oeopolis Pinkcaps
Cabbagers RUC 14–38 Th'Fancymen RUC

MD16 - Dougie MacDoogal Distillery Shield, Round 2
T'auld Hoos RUC 28–12 Tinkers o'Abertynkle
Th'Fancymen RUC 26–27 Cabbagers RUC
KRU Zygnusgrad 22–27 KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC 34–7 Pantsdon Redsocks

MD17
Cabbagers RUC 15–14 Gooston Breuers RUC
Th'Fancymen RUC 14–15 Farslum Young Boys
Oeopolis Pinkcaps 47–21 KRU Zygnusgrad
Tinkers o'Abertynkle 19–21 Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC
Allcomers New Newetoun RUC 35–26 KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
T'auld Hoos RUC 14–7 Pantsdon Redsocks
KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 33–26 KRU Troglograd

MD18
Gooston Breuers RUC 29–12 KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
KRU Troglograd 14–45 T'auld Hoos RUC
Pantsdon Redsocks 33–21 Allcomers New Newetoun RUC
KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 7–33 Tinkers o'Abertynkle
Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC 14–14 Oeopolis Pinkcaps
KRU Zygnusgrad 7–24 Th'Fancymen RUC
Farslum Young Boys 35–24 Cabbagers RUC

MD19
Farslum Young Boys 14–19 Gooston Breuers RUC
Cabbagers RUC 19–19 KRU Zygnusgrad
Th'Fancymen RUC 28–19 Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC
Oeopolis Pinkcaps 70–7 KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
Tinkers o'Abertynkle 35–19 Pantsdon Redsocks
Allcomers New Newetoun RUC 61–12 KRU Troglograd
T'auld Hoos RUC 24–12 KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja

MD20
Gooston Breuers RUC 12–26 T'auld Hoos RUC
KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 43–24 Allcomers New Newetoun RUC
KRU Troglograd 7–14 Tinkers o'Abertynkle
Pantsdon Redsocks 22–3 Oeopolis Pinkcaps
KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 24–27 Th'Fancymen RUC
Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC 40–7 Cabbagers RUC
KRU Zygnusgrad 14–31 Farslum Young Boys

MD21
KRU Zygnusgrad 26–33 Gooston Breuers RUC
Farslum Young Boys 63–42 Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC
Cabbagers RUC 17–7 KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
Th'Fancymen RUC 42–28 Pantsdon Redsocks
Oeopolis Pinkcaps 48–17 KRU Troglograd
Tinkers o'Abertynkle 65–14 KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
Allcomers New Newetoun RUC 17–5 T'auld Hoos RUC

MD22 - Dougie MacDoogal Distillery Shield, Semi-finals
KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 17–21 Cabbagers RUC
T'auld Hoos RUC 28–21 Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC

MD23
Gooston Breuers RUC 17–22 Allcomers New Newetoun RUC
T'auld Hoos RUC 28–12 Tinkers o'Abertynkle
KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 19–12 Oeopolis Pinkcaps
KRU Troglograd 28–14 Th'Fancymen RUC
Pantsdon Redsocks 35–14 Cabbagers RUC
KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 26–28 Farslum Young Boys
Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC 45–0 KRU Zygnusgrad

MD24
Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC 52–7 Gooston Breuers RUC
KRU Zygnusgrad 21–14 KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
Farslum Young Boys 26–14 Pantsdon Redsocks
Cabbagers RUC 35–12 KRU Troglograd
Th'Fancymen RUC 34–7 KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
Oeopolis Pinkcaps 14–33 T'auld Hoos RUC
Tinkers o'Abertynkle 33–26 Allcomers New Newetoun RUC

MD25
Gooston Breuers RUC 28–26 Tinkers o'Abertynkle
Allcomers New Newetoun RUC 15–17 Oeopolis Pinkcaps
T'auld Hoos RUC 17–15 Th'Fancymen RUC
KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 26–14 Cabbagers RUC
KRU Troglograd 7–21 Farslum Young Boys
Pantsdon Redsocks 42–19 KRU Zygnusgrad
KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 24–38 Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC

MD26
KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 33–26 Gooston Breuers RUC
Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC 19–14 Pantsdon Redsocks
KRU Zygnusgrad 10–22 KRU Troglograd
Farslum Young Boys 43–38 KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
Cabbagers RUC 32–35 T'auld Hoos RUC
Th'Fancymen RUC 28–24 Allcomers New Newetoun RUC
Oeopolis Pinkcaps 39–27 Tinkers o'Abertynkle

MD27
Gooston Breuers RUC 50–5 Oeopolis Pinkcaps
Tinkers o'Abertynkle 19–19 Th'Fancymen RUC
Allcomers New Newetoun RUC 34–7 Cabbagers RUC
T'auld Hoos RUC 24–26 Farslum Young Boys
KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 48–26 KRU Zygnusgrad
KRU Troglograd 26–63 Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC
Pantsdon Redsocks 29–14 KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens

MD28
Pantsdon Redsocks 26–21 Gooston Breuers RUC
KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 7–10 KRU Troglograd
Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC 33–7 KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja
KRU Zygnusgrad 28–38 T'auld Hoos RUC
Farslum Young Boys 36–21 Allcomers New Newetoun RUC
Cabbagers RUC 0–40 Tinkers o'Abertynkle
Th'Fancymen RUC 28–24 Oeopolis Pinkcaps

MD29 - Dougie MacDoogal Distillery Shield, Final
Cabbagers RUC 24–17 T'auld Hoos RUC

MD30
Gooston Breuers RUC 20–31 Th'Fancymen RUC
Oeopolis Pinkcaps 53–14 Cabbagers RUC
Tinkers o'Abertynkle 28–12 Farslum Young Boys
Allcomers New Newetoun RUC 22–14 KRU Zygnusgrad
T'auld Hoos RUC 28–7 Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC
KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 38–14 KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens
KRU Troglograd 14–27 Pantsdon Redsocks

.  PRUXIV                        Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA   PD  TBP  LBP   Pts.
1 T'auld Hoos RUC 26 21 0 5 760 491 +269 16 1 101 RUCT
2 Th'Knyckerbockeres RUC 26 19 2 5 957 507 +450 17 1 98 RUCT
3 Tinkers o'Abertynkle 26 19 2 5 777 403 +374 16 2 98 RUCT

4 Farslum Young Boys 26 19 1 6 739 589 +150 16 2 96
5 Th'Fancymen RUC 26 18 1 7 765 513 +252 16 4 94
6 Gooston Breuers RUC 26 15 0 11 790 596 +194 16 6 82
7 Oeopolis Pinkcaps 26 14 2 10 757 587 +170 12 3 75
8 Pantsdon Redsocks 26 12 1 13 625 556 +69 11 5 66
9 Cabbagers RUC 26 10 1 15 542 687 −145 8 4 54 RUCT
10 Allcomers New Newetoun RUC 26 7 3 16 570 704 −134 8 7 49
11 KRU Urbsclawydraeksterlutrja 26 7 1 18 519 776 −257 8 4 42
12 KRU Urbsclavoszydensanorjens 26 5 0 21 491 847 −356 7 5 32
13 KRU Troglograd 26 6 0 20 395 920 −525 6 2 32
14 KRU Zygnusgrad 26 2 2 22 409 920 −511 5 2 19

Of Controversy and Cabbages
By Darius Zeltsamgeformt
The sport of rugby has long carried a reputation in Paradystopia of being a civil pastime; a game played with honour, respect, and deference to the allocated match officials. It is a sport which prides itself upon being, well, sporting with good sportspersonship being a key tenet that is drilled into young players from the moment they choose to handle the customary ovoid ball for the first time, and right throughout their journey to, in some cases, having the opportunity to represent the national team in prestigious international competitions. As such, it is most unusual for this respected sport in our nation to court with controversy of any kind; most matters are resolved by the officials, or national body, and everyone goes about their business without any fuss. However, in spite of this there are some particularly strong accusations bubbling around the PRU at present which, in some eyes, throw the game into disrepute. These accusations stem from the final of the Dougie MacDoogal Distillery Shield and whether the team from Farslum known as T'auld Hoos endeavoured to allow their opposition, The Cabbagers of St.Agnant's to win. On the face of it, one might question why a team would choose to abandon their efforts to claim the Paradystopi domestic rugby cup, especially considering their efforts on reaching the final in the first place. The Cabbagers took out both of the Urbsclavium teams as well as a hard fought victory over Th'Fancymen. The T'auld Hoos themselves completed a monumental task in succeeding over the Tinkers o'Abertynkle, and Th'Knyckerbockeres; two former league champions to reach the final. In their first round they managed to win in extra-time over their local rivals, the Farslum Young Boys, a team for whom these accusations circle back to.

The RUCT is the biggest international prize a domestic rugby team can hope to attain, and the first battle is qualifying. Within the Paradystopi league, there are two ways to qualify. Firstly, one has to finish within the two three places of the PRU, and secondly, one can win the Distillery Shield. In the event that the winner of the shield finishes within the top three of the league, the fourth placed team in the league is given a qualification berth. Now, as we entered the shield final on week 29 of the campaign, the T'auld Hoos had guaranteed RUCT qualification though their title chances hung upon their final league match against Th'Knyckerbockeres. In third place sat their rivals, the Young Boys with a tough match against last season's champions, The Tinkers awaiting them on the final day. The top four had been already decided and it was seemingly just left for a blockbuster final day to finalise the placings.

The controversy arises when the T'auld Hoos are adjudged by many to be fielding a deliberately weaker team in the shield final. The club themselves assert that this was a tactical choice to rest their stronger squad members for the final day of the season, and there are no rules against that. Where it gets tricky is when it is insinuated that this decision was not fuelled for squad rotational reasons, but to spite their local rivals in the hopes that they would miss out on RUCT qualification and, rather than merely field a weaker unit, they actively sought to throw the game in favour of the Cabbagers. Does this bold rhetoric do a disservice to the team from St.Agnant's? The team's leadership have certainly been quite vociferous on the accusation that they were gifted the shield victory as opposed to winning it justly and dismiss the rumours wholeheartly.

It seems unlikely that we will ever know for certain whether these are just baseless rumours from a Young Boys team feeling the full force of sour grapes or there's any actual heft to these threads of duplicity. Needless to say though, Farslum can expect a good period of ill-feeling in the air when it comes to rugby for some time to come.
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Postby Only Six Words » Tue Sep 29, 2026 3:57 am

IT'S TIME!

FOR

SEASON SIX

OF...
Six words.
Neither more,
Nor less

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SMAFLQDTONPAS S6, MD1&2

Postby Qyzzyxzyan Draconic Territories » Tue Sep 29, 2026 4:01 am

No. Nope. Stop. Hold everything. Just like, no!

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I said like, fucking stop!

Right.

Thank you.

Yo, Qyzzyxzy here again, Ultra-dragonlord extraordinaire, etcetera etcetera, and we're like, not just jumping into Season 6 without some like, clarity on like, stuff.

So, Anaia.

Like, who the fuck do these fuckwit Anains think they are, or whatever?!

'Ooo look at us, we're Anaian and we're like, so amazing because of all the like, sporting tournaments our member states win' or, 'Look how like, special us Anaians are because like, our regional governor writes their country name in red or some shit' or 'We're so inclusive we even have regional offices for beans and anagrams'.

Eurgh ... It makes me sick!

Anyway, given it's very likely that none of you lot have like, the perspicacity to deduce exactly why I'm like, ranting about those fucking Anains, or what perspicacious actually means, or whatever. So basically, what like happened is those non-descript lot only got poached like, by Anaia, and not only did that whole country like, pack up and fuck off, but they took all the damn Xat'i with them, or some shit! I mean, come on! There must be like, some sanctions or something that the IFCF committee/board/council of elders can like, impose upon them for this sort of underhanded, cloak-and-dagger nonsense? Right? Permanent ban for all eternity or something?

Well, I know what they'd like, say. They'd be all 'Oh no, the non-descript puppet nation joined us of their own free will as did like, all the Xat'i because we're so fucking lovely and inviting and nice and whatever'.

Bastard, crappy, shitty Anains.

Nearly as bad as those awful nicey-nicey Esportivan nations, or the hideous Arrosian lot, or like, those imbecilic Mandalusians. And don't even get me like, started on Rushmore.

Yuk. These stupid nations like, only band together because they're too weak to function independently or some shit.

Anyway, we're keeping them in the league because like, I can't really be bothered to change everything at this point but like, the main issue is Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi. They can't exactly call themselves 'Qyzzyxzyozi' if they've like, pissed off to be all non-descript, or Anaian, or whatever. So, the like, short answer is Xat'i Qyzzyxzyozi are gone. Removed from like, the league, spot vacated, and all that. Then, as they came third in the relegation/promotion like, playoff, the Pteronis Qyzzyxziae get a free promotion to the top league or whatever. Then, we let the traitorous bastard Xat'i like, re-enter in the second division though now, they're rebranded or some shit as 'Non-descript Xat'i of Anaia'. Same deal for the younglings of the like now 'Non-descript Xit'hns of Anaia'. Ta da, everything balances again, yes, I'm well aware how like, awesome and clever I am.

You see, I had like, plans to just enlarge the league slightly. Ten teams in each division or some shit. I was planning a like, splendiferous announcement here of like 'Hey you footballing dickheads, you're gonna have like, more Qyzzyxzyan teams to worry about now. You have been warned, or whatever'. Now however, I'm like, just ruining it by ranting about stupid, stupid, stupid Anaia like, stealing the stupid non-descripts away.

Twatty, nasty, wanky Anaians.

So yeah, like, Whoop-de-fucking-doo, league expansion next season. No promotion/relegation playoff, just one team drops down and three teams like, come up. I mean, I could like tell everyone who these amazing new Qyzzyxzyan teams, and the new, weird hexaverbalist like, are but given that things have like, probably changed or some shit with the stupid, pathetic non-descript prats, and this whole Anaia business has like, totally taken the wind out of my wings

*sigh*

I'm off to pillage some random settlement to make myself feel better. Maybe get a few gladiatorial fights to the death like, organised or some shit.

MD1

L1

MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 0–1 A non-descript football team
A non-descript football team 2–0 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF
MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 0–0 A non-descript football team
A non-descript football team 0–1 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF

GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 0–0 MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF
MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura
GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 0–1 MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF
MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura

Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 0–0 MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF
MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 1–0 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae
Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 0–1 MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF
MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 2–0 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae

Hexiverbalist CSASS 1–2 Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae
Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 1–3 Hexiverbalist CSASS
Hexiverbalist CSASS 4–2 Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae
Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 2–1 Hexiverbalist CSASS

Pld W D L GF GA GD Win % Pts
1 MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 4 3 1 0 4 0 +4 0.875 3
2 MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF 4 3 1 0 3 0 +3 0.875 3
3 A non-descript football team 4 2 1 1 3 1 +2 0.625 2
4 Hexiverbalist CSASS 4 2 0 2 9 7 +2 0.500 2
5 Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 4 2 0 2 7 9 −2 0.500 2
6 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 4 1 1 2 1 3 −2 0.375 1
7 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 4 0 1 3 0 3 −3 0.125 0
8 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 4 0 1 3 0 4 −4 0.125 0


L2
GQSDFC Peons Duus 0–4 Non-descript Xat'i of Anaia
Non-descript Xat'i of Anaia 3–1 GQSDFC Peons Duus
GQSDFC Peons Duus 1–5 Non-descript Xat'i of Anaia
Non-descript Xat'i of Anaia 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Duus

GQSDFC Peons Unus 0–1 Non-descript defective automata
Non-descript defective automata 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Unus
GQSDFC Peons Unus 0–1 Non-descript defective automata
Non-descript defective automata 0–1 GQSDFC Peons Unus

MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos 0–1 GQSDFC Peons Fossores
GQSDFC Peons Fossores 0–1 MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos
MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Fossores
GQSDFC Peons Fossores 0–1 MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos

A non-descript team of Robots 0–0 GQSDFC Peons Innumeri
GQSDFC Peons Innumeri 1–1 A non-descript team of Robots
A non-descript team of Robots 0–0 GQSDFC Peons Innumeri
GQSDFC Peons Innumeri 1–0 A non-descript team of Robots

Pld W D L GF GA GD Win % Pts
1 Non-descript Xat'i of Anaia 4 4 0 0 13 2 +11 1.000 4
2 MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos 4 3 0 1 3 1 +2 0.750 3
Non-descript defective automata 4 3 0 1 3 1 +2 0.750 3
4 GQSDFC Peons Innumeri 4 1 3 0 2 1 +1 0.625 1
5 GQSDFC Peons Fossores 4 1 0 3 1 3 −2 0.250 1
GQSDFC Peons Unus 4 1 0 3 1 3 −2 0.250 1
7 A non-descript team of Robots 4 0 3 1 1 2 −1 0.375 0
8 GQSDFC Peons Duus 4 0 0 4 2 13 −11 0.000 0



MD2

Cup Round 1

A non-descript football team 2–2 A non-descript team of Robots
A non-descript team of Robots 0–2 A non-descript football team

GQSDFC Peons Unus 0–0 MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos
MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos 0–1 GQSDFC Peons Unus

MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 0–0 Hexiverbalist CSASS
Hexiverbalist CSASS 0–1 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF

MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 0–1 MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF

GQSDFC Peons Fossores 0–2 Non-descript Xat'i of Anaia

GQSDFC Peons Innumeri 0–1 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura

Non-descript defective automata 1–0 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae

Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 0–0 GQSDFC Peons Duus
GQSDFC Peons Duus 0–0 Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae
Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Duus


YL-MD1
MESD Iuvenes Plebes QYCF 1–0 GQSDYFC Orphanii Duus
GQSDYFC Orphanii Duus 0–0 MESD Iuvenes Plebes QYCF

MESD Piissimus Puerii QYCF 1–0 A non-descript youth team
A non-descript youth team 1–0 MESD Piissimus Puerii QYCF

GQSDYFC Orphanii Unus 2–5 Non-descript Xit'hns of Anaia
Non-descript Xit'hns of Anaia 2–0 GQSDYFC Orphanii Unus

Pld W D L GF GA GD Win % Pts
1 Non-descript Xit'hns of Anaia 2 2 0 0 7 2 +5 1.000 2
2 MESD Iuvenes Plebes QYCF 2 1 1 0 1 0 +1 0.750 1
3 A non-descript youth team 2 1 0 1 1 1 0 0.500 1
MESD Piissimus Puerii QYCF 2 1 0 1 1 1 0 0.500 1
5 GQSDYFC Orphanii Duus 2 0 1 1 0 1 −1 0.250 0
6 GQSDYFC Orphanii Unus 2 0 0 2 2 7 −5 0.000 0

Oh, and of course those shitty 'Non-descript Xat'i of Arseholaia' start the season with a like, completely flawless record or whatever.

I mean, if I'm like, being totally fair, and I do like to think of myself as a benevolent despot, you know, one of the good ones, you could like, say, 'well, they did start their campaign against Peons Duus, who are like, miserably bad in spite of all the incentivising executions and all that, and in the cup it was Peons Fossores who like, struggle with adjusting to sunlight given their subterranean lifestyle' but yeah, it still like, pisses me off to see what used to be MY best domestic national team doing like, well after being all treacherous or subversive or whatever.

At least the Plebeii and the Plebes have also started well, and like, the Plebs knocking the stupid Hexaverbalists out of the cup.

It's something, I suppose.
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SMAFLQDTONPAS S110, MD011,100&101

Postby A non-descript puppet nation » Sun Oct 04, 2026 10:35 pm

Several weeks prior to the start of the season

"So, Anaia ..."

"user=mainframe;overseerbeta. attention requested."

"Attention granted. Continue."

"status=imminent;{arrival at location=Anaia}. commands requested."

"This is most satisfactory. Upon reaching the coastal location previously designated, all units are to disembark. Three detachments are to assist in the conveyance of the vessel, and mainframe;administrator to the location previously chosen by the administrator. Two further detachments are to ensure that both the northern and southern borders are sufficiently protected with a single detachment seeing to each border."

"orders=understood. query: why departure from location={proximity to:Dragonlands}? subsequent query: termination of objective='obtain resource=Dragon;"Qyzzyxzy"'?"

"Your curiosity is intriguing. It is true that we no longer seek to obtain the Dragon;"Qyzzyxzy". The administrator did re-calculate that the possible gains from subjugating the mythical unit had been surpassed by the potential risks of failure. A new objective has now been constructed. Without this previous objective in place, the benefits of the potential resources to be found in Anaia exponentially surpass those that could be acquired on the small island peninsula off the Dragonlands. Hence, the only logical choice was relocating."

"query: presence of unauthorised units:Xat'i?"

"The Xat'i do as the Xat'i wish. Even the administrator lacked the necessary authority to deny them passage."

"query: continuation of program:SMAFLQDTONPAS?"

"It is the beginning of a brave new era of the non-descript, and query: your concern rests with football?"

"response: "01000111 01101111 00100000 01100100 01100101 01100110 01100101 01100011 01110100 01101001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100001 01110101 01110100 01101111 01101101 01100001 01110100 01100001" "

"Acknowledged. [sarcasm] The non-descript defective automata have always been known for the snappy chants of their supporters ... [/sarcasm]"

MD3

L1

A non-descript football team 3–1 Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae
Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 1–2 A non-descript football team
A non-descript football team 1–0 Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae
Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 1–1 A non-descript football team

MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 0–1 Hexiverbalist CSASS
Hexiverbalist CSASS 1–2 MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF
MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 1–0 Hexiverbalist CSASS
Hexiverbalist CSASS 1–0 MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF

MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF 1–1 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae
Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 0–2 MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF
MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF 0–0 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae
Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 1–0 MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF

MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura
GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 1–0 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF
MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 0–1 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura
GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 1–0 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF

Pld W D L GF GA GD Win % Pts
1 A non-descript football team 8 5 2 1 10 4 +6 0.750 5
2 MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 8 5 1 2 7 3 +4 0.688 5
3 MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF 8 4 3 1 6 2 +4 0.688 4
4 Hexiverbalist CSASS 8 4 0 4 12 10 +2 0.500 4
5 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 8 3 1 4 3 4 −1 0.438 3
6 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 8 2 1 5 2 6 −4 0.312 2
7 Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 8 2 1 5 10 16 −6 0.312 2
8 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 8 1 3 4 2 7 −5 0.312 1

L2
Non-descript Xat'i of Anaia 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Innumeri
GQSDFC Peons Innumeri 1–4 Non-descript Xat'i of Anaia
Non-descript Xat'i of Anaia 2–0 GQSDFC Peons Innumeri
GQSDFC Peons Innumeri 1–0 Non-descript Xat'i of Anaia

GQSDFC Peons Fossores 0–1 A non-descript team of Robots
A non-descript team of Robots 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Fossores
GQSDFC Peons Fossores 1–0 A non-descript team of Robots
A non-descript team of Robots 0–1 GQSDFC Peons Fossores

Non-descript defective automata 1–0 MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos
MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos 0–0 Non-descript defective automata
Non-descript defective automata 0–0 MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos
MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos 0–1 Non-descript defective automata

GQSDFC Peons Duus 0–0 GQSDFC Peons Unus
GQSDFC Peons Unus 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Duus
GQSDFC Peons Duus 0–1 GQSDFC Peons Unus
GQSDFC Peons Unus 0–0 GQSDFC Peons Duus

Pld W D L GF GA GD Win % Pts
1 Non-descript Xat'i of Anaia 8 7 0 1 20 4 +16 0.875 7
2 Non-descript defective automata 8 5 2 1 5 1 +4 0.750 5
3 GQSDFC Peons Unus 8 3 2 3 3 3 0 0.500 3
MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos 8 3 2 3 3 3 0 0.500 3
5 GQSDFC Peons Fossores 8 3 0 5 3 5 −2 0.375 3
6 A non-descript team of Robots 8 2 3 3 3 4 −1 0.438 2
7 GQSDFC Peons Innumeri 8 2 3 3 4 8 −4 0.438 2
8 GQSDFC Peons Duus 8 0 2 6 2 15 −13 0.125 0


Sometime after the arrival in Anaia, but still a bit before the start of the football league


"statement: 'why hello my voluptuous darling'. query: 'would you like some custard on your teapot'?"

"response=not found;query of user=mainframe;overseerbeta not understood. clarification requested"

"[emergency bypass protocol 1 enabled] statement: status=technical errors detected,hardware malfunction"

"response=(generic sympathetic statement). query: assistance required?"

"statement: 'I like big butts and I cannot lie'. [emergency bypass protocol 1 enabled] statement: situation=critical. assistance required"

"malfunction of user:mainframe;overseerbeta logged. emergency support requested. query: cause of malfunction?"

"[emergency bypass protocol 1 enabled] cause=units:Xat'i. physical hardware=masticated,urinated upon. orders='YO MOMMA' [emergency bypass protocol 2 enabled] orders=immediate removal of units:Xat'i from location=numpty-dumpty-doodah-land - correction: *location=non-descript puppet nation."

"query: what {location} to move units:Xat'i to?"

"response: 'Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!' [emergency bypass protocol 2 enabled] response: location≠non-descript puppet nation."

"orders=processed. units:Xat'i to be moved outside of location:non-descript puppet nation"

"volume=maximum. statement: ♫ Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Banana Phone! ♫"

MD4

L1

GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 0–1 A non-descript football team
A non-descript football team 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura
GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 1–0 A non-descript football team
A non-descript football team 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura

Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 1–0 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF
MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 0–0 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae
Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 1–0 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF
MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 0–0 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae

Hexiverbalist CSASS 2–1 MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF
MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF 0–0 Hexiverbalist CSASS
Hexiverbalist CSASS 0–2 MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF
MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF 0–0 Hexiverbalist CSASS

Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 1–1 MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF
MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 0–2 Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae
Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 1–1 MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF
MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 1–3 Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae

Pld W D L GF GA GD Win % Pts
1 A non-descript football team 12 8 2 2 13 5 +8 0.750 8
2 MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF 12 5 5 2 9 4 +5 0.625 5
3 Hexiverbalist CSASS 12 5 2 5 14 13 +1 0.500 5
4 MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 12 5 3 4 10 10 0 0.542 5
5 Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 12 4 3 5 17 19 −2 0.458 4
6 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 12 4 1 7 4 7 −3 0.375 4
7 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 12 3 5 4 4 7 −3 0.458 3
8 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 12 2 3 7 2 8 −6 0.292 2

L2
GQSDFC Peons Unus 0–3 Non-descript Xat'i of Anaia
Non-descript Xat'i of Anaia 4–0 GQSDFC Peons Unus
GQSDFC Peons Unus 2–6 Non-descript Xat'i of Anaia
Non-descript Xat'i of Anaia 0–1 GQSDFC Peons Unus

MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Duus
GQSDFC Peons Duus 0–0 MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos
MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos 0–0 GQSDFC Peons Duus
GQSDFC Peons Duus 0–0 MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos

A non-descript team of Robots 0–0 Non-descript defective automata
Non-descript defective automata 2–0 A non-descript team of Robots
A non-descript team of Robots 2–2 Non-descript defective automata
Non-descript defective automata 1–0 A non-descript team of Robots

GQSDFC Peons Innumeri 0–1 GQSDFC Peons Fossores
GQSDFC Peons Fossores 0–0 GQSDFC Peons Innumeri
GQSDFC Peons Innumeri 0–0 GQSDFC Peons Fossores
GQSDFC Peons Fossores 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Innumeri

Pld W D L GF GA GD Win % Pts
1 Non-descript Xat'i of Anaia 12 10 0 2 33 7 +26 0.833 10
2 Non-descript defective automata 12 7 4 1 10 3 +7 0.750 7
3 GQSDFC Peons Fossores 12 5 2 5 5 5 0 0.500 5
4 MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos 12 4 5 3 4 3 +1 0.542 4
5 GQSDFC Peons Unus 12 4 2 6 6 16 −10 0.417 4
6 A non-descript team of Robots 12 2 5 5 5 9 −4 0.375 2
7 GQSDFC Peons Innumeri 12 2 5 5 4 10 −6 0.375 2
8 GQSDFC Peons Duus 12 0 5 7 2 16 −14 0.208 0


Present day. That is, in the new Anaian location, and at some point between Matchdays four and five


"Status r-r-report."

"statement=(generic exclamation of surprise) + greetings user=mainframe;overseerbeta. query: user=mainframe;overseerbeta is now repaired?"

"Yes dr-r-rone, I have now been mostly r-r-repaired following my desecr-r-ration by an insubor-r-rdinate Xat'. R-r-repeat quer-r-ry: status r-r-report."

"statement: units:Xat'i remain outside location:non-descript border + units:Xat'i continue to howl for objective:readmission"

"quer-r-ry: I assume that they continue to scr-r-ratch at the ingr-r-resses of our gr-r-reat bor-r-rder wall?"

"response=TRUE"

"They will soon gr-r-row tir-r-red of this and depar-r-rt. Their natur-r-re will not allow them to toler-r-rate being ignor-r-red."

"admission: (unknown small number) of units:border guards have been providing sustenance for units:Xat'i"

"exclamation: This is most unsatisfactor-r-ry! It defies logic that the Xat'i would leave if they ar-r-re being tended to. Explanation r-r-requested."

"explanation: units:Xat'i have rating:good team at program:football + units:Xat'i now represent location:non-descript puppet nation. statement: units:Xat'i benefit location:non-descript puppet nation in program:SMAFLQDTONPAS"

"Computing. Please wait."

" ... "

"This ar-r-rgument is logical. However, as the Xat'i pr-r-resent a significant r-r-risk to our infr-r-rastr-r-ructure, they must r-r-remain outside of the walls, but pr-r-rovision can be made for them pr-r-roviding that they r-r-remain allegiant to the r-r-rule of the non-descr-r-ript. I shall infor-r-m and update the administr-r-rator.

"statement=understood"

"subquer-r-ry: How is the league pr-r-rogr-r-ressing? Dur-r-ring my per-r-riod of convalescence, I have been incapable of keeping myself updated."

"RANK(L1)=1. RANK(L2)=1,2,(6). 3/4 teams in CUP(R2). Success rate=good to high"

"This is most satifactor-r-ry."

MD5

Cup Round 2

MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF 2–3 Non-descript Xat'i of Anaia

Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 0–0 Non-descript defective automata
Non-descript defective automata 1–0 Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae

A non-descript football team 0–0 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura
GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 0–1 A non-descript football team

MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Unus

YL-MD2
GQSDYFC Orphanii Duus 2–1 Non-descript Xit'hns of Anaia
Non-descript Xit'hns of Anaia 2–0 GQSDYFC Orphanii Duus

A non-descript youth team 0–0 GQSDYFC Orphanii Unus
GQSDYFC Orphanii Unus 2–2 A non-descript youth team

MESD Iuvenes Plebes QYCF 0–1 MESD Piissimus Puerii QYCF
MESD Piissimus Puerii QYCF 0–0 MESD Iuvenes Plebes QYCF

Pld W D L GF GA GD Win % Pts
1 Non-descript Xit'hns of Anaia 4 3 0 1 10 4 +6 0.750 3
2 MESD Piissimus Puerii QYCF 4 2 1 1 2 1 +1 0.625 2
3 A non-descript youth team 4 1 2 1 3 3 0 0.500 1
MESD Iuvenes Plebes QYCF 4 1 2 1 1 1 0 0.500 1
5 GQSDYFC Orphanii Duus 4 1 1 2 2 4 −2 0.375 1
6 GQSDYFC Orphanii Unus 4 0 2 2 4 9 −5 0.250 0
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SMAFLQDTONPAS S6, MD6

Postby Only Six Words » Sun Oct 04, 2026 11:09 pm

"So, Anaia ..."

"What?"

"Meh. No reason."

MD6

L1

A non-descript football team 0–0 MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF
MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 1–2 A non-descript football team
A non-descript football team 1–0 MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF
MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 1–0 A non-descript football team

MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF 0–1 Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae
Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 1–0 MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF
MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF 0–0 Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae
Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 0–1 MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF

MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 0–1 Hexiverbalist CSASS
Hexiverbalist CSASS 0–0 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF
MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 1–0 Hexiverbalist CSASS
Hexiverbalist CSASS 1–0 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF

GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 0–1 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae
Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura
GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 2–1 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae
Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura

Pld W D L GF GA GD Win % Pts
1 A non-descript football team 16 10 3 3 16 7 +9 0.719 10
2 Hexiverbalist CSASS 16 7 3 6 16 14 +2 0.531 7
3 MESD Fidelissimae Plebes QCF 16 6 6 4 10 6 +4 0.562 6
4 Pteronis Qyzzyxzyiae 16 6 5 5 8 9 −1 0.531 6
5 Academia Pugnandi Pedibus Qyzzyxziae 16 6 4 6 19 20 −1 0.500 6
= MESD Plebeii Sine Papa QCF 16 6 4 6 12 13 −1 0.500 6
7 GQSDFC Peons Agricultura 16 5 1 10 6 11 −5 0.344 5
8 MESD Plebs Fidelis QCF 16 3 4 9 3 10 −7 0.312 3

L2
Non-descript Xat'i of Anaia 4–0 GQSDFC Peons Fossores
GQSDFC Peons Fossores 0–3 Non-descript Xat'i of Anaia
Non-descript Xat'i of Anaia 4–0 GQSDFC Peons Fossores
GQSDFC Peons Fossores 0–2 Non-descript Xat'i of Anaia

Non-descript defective automata 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Innumeri
GQSDFC Peons Innumeri 1–0 Non-descript defective automata
Non-descript defective automata 0–1 GQSDFC Peons Innumeri
GQSDFC Peons Innumeri 0–0 Non-descript defective automata

GQSDFC Peons Duus 1–0 A non-descript team of Robots
A non-descript team of Robots 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Duus
GQSDFC Peons Duus 1–0 A non-descript team of Robots
A non-descript team of Robots 0–0 GQSDFC Peons Duus

GQSDFC Peons Unus 0–1 MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos
MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos 1–0 GQSDFC Peons Unus
GQSDFC Peons Unus 0–1 MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos
MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos 0–0 GQSDFC Peons Unus

Pld W D L GF GA GD Win % Pts
1 Non-descript Xat'i of Anaia 16 14 0 2 46 7 +39 0.875 14
2 Non-descript defective automata 16 8 5 3 11 5 +6 0.656 8
3 MEQFC Veneficas et Maleficos 16 7 6 3 7 3 +4 0.625 7
4 GQSDFC Peons Fossores 16 5 2 9 5 18 −13 0.375 5
5 GQSDFC Peons Innumeri 16 4 6 6 6 11 −5 0.438 4
6 GQSDFC Peons Unus 16 4 3 9 6 19 −13 0.344 4
7 A non-descript team of Robots 16 3 6 7 6 11 −5 0.375 3
8 GQSDFC Peons Duus 16 2 6 8 4 17 −13 0.312 2
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