Welcome to the newest edition of the Dēmosian News Network! We are proud to present accurate, pertinent information relating to Dēmos’ battle against Colmaiijo and one we can attest to proudly—a true masterclass performance from the Regional Football Team with no love lost for a bitter Colmaijoan side who hoped to see themselves through to the Round of 16. Here at the news desk, we have Mike Hattenborough and Apostoli Apostoleris to give us the full match breakdown!
Mike Hattenborough: Thanks Mike! Apostoli, I’m sure you must be excited to bring forth the news to our fellow Dēmosians worldwide?
Apostoli Apostoleris: That is indeed correct Mike. Glad to be joining you this fine afternoon. Now, with that said, let’s take a deep dive into the match!
DĒMOS VS COLMAIJO
0'
A: Hi everyone! The match where Dēmos takes on Colmaijo begins with what is a kick-off on a warm, Sunday midday. We are anticipated to bring you the events as they come. Joined beside me is Serié BBVA former player, Mike Hattenborough, providing commentary analysis and with that said let us commence.
The ball immediately began with a chiroscuro of rapid-fire attacks as Colmaijo took early dominance in the 3rd half of the pitch against a shocked Dēmosian defense. Dēmosian defender, Whyatou, couldn’t make his mind up as Colmaijo’s Jønataan took the nation to an early lead at the fifteenth minute—
15'
Apostoli: GOAALLLL! A wonderful volley-kick from no. 9 Jønataan propels the Glorious Republic to an early lead against Dēmos in the third quarter of their field’s defensive line. Comments?
Mike: Against what was poor defending from the Dēmosian defense, Jønataan capitalized on the open space and what followed was a sharp, clinical finish from the Colmaijoan forward, well-done-some!
The match resumed as tensions murmured between the Dēmosian players as Colmaijo kept their heads forward in what was a consistent build-up of momentum. As a result, the Colmaijoan forwards continued to apply pressure to a frail third of the pitch. At this point, Rafail began flaring up:
Why the fuck must I do everything! Defenders it isn’t my job to keep your necks ABOVE THE SPLICE!
Breathing heavily, the Spanish Salamander rotated between all varying positions of the pitch, completely out-of-touch with his position as he began taking matters in his own hands.
Feeling the brunt of the pressure, Dēmosian defenders inconspicuously pushed Whyatou around, flailing their jerked bodies around him. Sensing this, Whyatou spoke out:
W: What is it?!
He was out of breath—
W: AM I the only one communicating here on the pitch or are the lambs silent!?
*Slap*
Tyolius smacked Whyatou’s cheeks, swelling a hued flush as he fell to the ground.
T: Focus mate. Block out the noise. Focus on the game.
Tyolius offered his hand. Getting up, Whyatou became dead silent.
*The game continued*
38'
Woah. Would you look at that, on the set-piece, an excellent header from Khan as the scoreline becomes two-nil.
Will Dēmos ever catch-up?
44'
Suddenly a despondent voice called out to the Dēmosian players. A murmuring to what was akin to a sonic wavelength travelled through each of their ears. Too faint for the non-professional sensia.
It spoke to them. An inaudible voice occured once-more before all players stood silent. Surprised, the Colmaijoan players pirouetted around the stationary slums as they quickly scored a third.
The Dēmosian fans were surprised, the Colmaijoan fans were screaming, the commentators were shouting—
Everyone was surprised.
Everyone: WOAHHH!
Apostoli: (echoes in the distant background) Everyone, we are indeed proud to announce that Colmaijo scored a third goal in the Baptism of Fire Round of 64!
A: Is Dēmos’ chances for Baptism over?
As half-time was approaching and Dēmos started, immediately something seemed off about them. Khan could sense it.
Something was not right.
Immediately—
A rush, two-pass, quick feint—
A: Oh: What is this Mike!
Up-a-ladder, one-three, down-stairs—
*Mike even bat-eyed Apostoli at this point!—*
Mike: oh, oH, OH! GOALLLL!
It’s the Black Ram of Greece! WhhhhyyyyyATOU!
Mike’s voice echoed through a dead-silence from both supporters—
OH!!!!!
The crowd went animalistic. Dēmos had finally responded with applause reaching heights well past half time.
45'
Mike: (heard through a stuttering yet powerful microphone) We are back ladies and gentlemen; after what was a shocking late-sight, let’s see if the Colmaijoan team will see this hell through!
The game was afterward intense, Whyatou slashes through opponents in what could still be described as a rush that no one else could otherwise pin-point.
Down the ladder, up the ladder, all-around, sideways
Whyatou dominated the midfield as Ivanovich failed to keep up. 2 nets, 3 nets, 4 nets—the Spanish Salamander contributed to the one where Whyatou establishes an astonishing hat-trick against a miserable ColmIaijoan side for the former; the nation who felt as if victory were getting ever more surreal. This corresponded well with Whyatou’s form: mere aeons of what was a harsh awakening just a few minutes ago.
What happened to him so that he perform such miracles? Only Atymnius knows.
Regardless, with further goal contributions by Theodosis bagging a brace and Tyolius joining in on the fun, Dēmos dominated the horizon for centuries to come.
90'
A: Well that is it ladies and gentlemen, we are proud to announce a final score of 7-3 to Atymnius: making the win possible.
With the comments, Whyatou was leaving the field as Dēmosian fans stood up from the stage. Holding their hands in unison, they spake:
Oh, Oh, Oh the Golden Black Ram!
Oh, Golden Black Ram!
Ye who Valiant Be!
Gainst all Disaster,
May in Constanc-y!
Follow thy Master!
There is no discouragement,
Shall make him once relent,
His first avowed intent,
TO BE A BLACK-RAM!
































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