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how to build a baseball roster (2.4-2.5)

Postby Drawkland » Fri Sep 05, 2025 9:16 am

The rest of Section 2 is completed here. The last part is here.

2.4 Manager and Coaching Staff

If you have a professional baseball team, chances are you have a manager. The manager is equivalent to the head coach in some other sports: they organize team training, make strategic decisions for the team on gameday, and serve as a liaison between their team and the umpire crew. Some teams in the past employed a player-manager, who both played on the field and made tactical decisions, but this no longer happens at the professional level.

For your roster, it's best to identify a manager for your team, even if it's just a name. The manager is the one that sets the lineup and makes hitting or pitching substitution decisions during the game, so if your opponent RPs about those kinds of things, it's good to have a specific person to mention.

Some users will ask other nations if they have established managers with experience in previous cycles to manage their team. If you're just a beginner, your best bet is to come up with a manager from your own nation. Other users may be hesitant to lend one of their notable managers to a newly-established team that may not be around for very long. Staying domestic with your manager choice is always a solid choice, and can easily stick with making your own managers long-term.

If you want to add some detail beyond a name for your manager, try to come up with some history for them. Do they currently manage one of your nation's domestic league teams, or is the national team their only active job? Are they a grizzled veteran who's seen it all, or a young strategic guru on the cutting edge trying to prove themselves? Nowadays there's a big dichotomy between more old-school managers who make decisions based on vibes or instinct, and more new-age managers who rely almost entirely on statistical data to inform their choices. Coming up with this sort of information about your manager (or "skipper" as they're sometimes referred to) can say a lot about your team's overall style.

Managers don't work alone, though. They're assisted by a coaching staff of more specialized instructors, who help organize practice and keep players focused during games. If you have the time and inclination, you can define a whole coaching staff for your team, though you probably don't need to go super in-depth with these coaches as much as you would your manager. Here's what an average baseball coaching staff looks like, and a quick description of each one. These are listed in order of relevance, so if you don't want to do the full set of coaches, you can start trimming from the bottom.

Bench Coach: Second-in-command and advisor to the manager. Usually takes over manager responsibilities if the actual manager is ejected mid-game or fired mid-season.
Hitting Coach: Works to improve and maintain the batting form of the players. Oversees batting practice and provides feedback during practices and in between at-bats during games.
Pitching Coach: Trains and mentors the pitching staff. Helps with body mechanics and pitch selection to improve player performance. Advises the manager on the condition of the team's pitchers, and gives feedback to the current pitcher in between innings. The pitching coach will also visit the pitcher on the mound in the middle of the inning to give advice if they seem to be struggling.
Bullpen Coach: Second-in-command to the pitching coach. Works almost exclusively with the relief pitchers, and sits with them in the bullpen during games. Offers advice and relays instructions from the dugout to the bullpen.
3rd Base Coach: Stands in the coaching box next to 3rd base while the team is batting. Usually relays signals and instructions to left-handed batters at the plate. When the ball is in play, the 3rd base coach takes stock of the defensive situation, and signals to a runner whether they should stop at 2nd or 3rd base, or continue running to try and score. Both base coaches are often defensive instructors during practices, having expertise in infield or outfield play.
1st Base Coach: Stands in the coaching box next to 1st base while the team is batting. Usually relays signals and instructions to right-handed batters at the plate. When a batter puts the ball in play, the 1st base coach will tell them if they should stay at first base or continue running for extra bases. Both base coaches are often defensive instructors during practices, having expertise in infield or outfield play.
Athletic Trainer: Certified healthcare provider with a specialty in sports medicine. Evaluates and provides first aid to players when they're injured during practices or games. Helps the player and manager decide if a minorly-injured player should consider playing. Assists in rehab programs for players with long-term injuries.
Strength and Conditioning (S&C) Coach: Helps develop training and workout plans for the team. Works individually with players to ensure they're developing adequately. Encourages behavior and mechanics that prevent future injuries. Tries to maximize the athletic performance of everybody on the roster.

Some teams employ even more specialized coaches. Additional hitting coaches, defensive specialists, or pitching experts. Some teams will even hire former coaches or mentors of their better players, hoping to maximize the production of their stars. The coaches listed above are the ones that have some tangible impact during games, so any more than that is extraneous. Most users don't specify a detailed coaching staff like this on their rosters, and that's perfectly fine.

2.5 Stadium and Miscellaneous Info

This section will go over a few miscellaneous items that are found on most baseball rosters, but don't have to do with the players themselves. This stuff is great to help pad out a roster and give your team an identity beyond a list of players and coaches.

In most World Baseball Classics, the group stage of the tournament consists of home and away games for each team. In this situation, your nation is expected to host your home games somewhere. This isn't required for a roster, but it's good detail to have. If you want to add a home stadium (or ballpark, as it's often called for baseball) in your roster, it's a good idea to include the stadium name, seating capacity, and city in which the park is located.

If you want to include more than just the basic name/capacity/city, there's a few things to consider. The cool thing about baseball parks is that there's a lot of room for unique sizes and shapes. The infield dimensions are standard, but the distance between home plate and the outfield walls have a lot of room for individuality. Technically MLB requires that the distance from home plate to the foul poles on the outfield wall should be at least 325 feet, and the distance from home plate to center field at least 400 feet. That said, there have been plenty of parks constructed after that rule (and several grandfathered in) which are shorter in some spots. Think of Fenway park with the Green Monster!

Why do stadium dimensions matter? The biggest reason is the most obvious - the shorter and closer the outfield walls are, the easier it is for players to hit home runs. It's technically fair, because both your team and your opponent play on the same field and receive the same advantage. On the other hand, a deeper outfield can benefit pitchers and make it harder to score home runs. However, a bigger outfield means your outfielders have to cover more ground while fielding. Including a full list of dimensions (for instance: distances to Left field pole, Left-center, Center field, Right-center, and Right field pole) is probably overkill and won't come up super often. Even so, having a little tidbit about whether your stadium favors hitters (more runs scored) or pitchers (fewer runs scored) can go a long way in making more interesting RP with your team. The most common scorinators don't currently factor ballpark style into the scores, but it helps from a roleplay perspective.

Stadium capacity is another minor detail that can provide a lot of context for your home field. If your nation has a robust and popular domestic baseball league, you theoretically have a variety of large stadiums. Most permanent MLB ballparks have a capacity between 30,000 and 50,000 with the average hovering in the low 40s, so landing in that range will be seen as realistic. The largest MLB park is Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles with a capacity of 56,000. Having something larger than that may be seen as unrealistic, so you may want to explain your reasoning if you have a larger capacity. For smaller nations or ones where baseball isn't a major sport, you might want to look at minor league or college baseball stadiums for inspiration. These usually have a capacity under 15,000 and many don't even feature seats beyond the outfield walls.

I won't go into great detail here, but consider these other tidbits when thinking about detailing your home field(s). These aren't necessary details, but they go a long way in making your ballpark feel like more than just a name. What is the weather like? Does it rain often? As a general rule, the ball flies further in warmer climates, leading to better offense. Where is the stadium located? Is it downtown, out in the suburbs, near a famous landmark? Is it in the capital, the largest city, or some other place, and why? Is the stadium open-air, or does it have a roof (retractable or otherwise)? Note that stadiums with roofs often have an artificial turf surface instead of real grass, which can affect gameplay. Who uses the stadium during the regular season (or was it purpose-built for your national team)? At what elevation is the stadium? This seems trivial, but elevation is actually a huge factor in baseball. At higher elevations, the thinner air allows the ball to travel further, favoring hitters (vice versa for ballparks near sea level).
Bomber Field (35,500) Example City
Bomber Field is home to the Examplestan national team, but it was originally built by the Example City Bombers in the EBL. Known for its classic hand-operated scoreboard in the left field wall and beautiful view of the downtown Example City skyline beyond the right field bleachers, Rocket Field is easily the most iconic ballpark in Examplestan. The upper deck wraps around the grandstand but doesn't extend past the foul poles.
The outfield dimensions are mostly standard. Most notable is the wall in left field which is only 315 feet down the line and features a 14 foot wall extending to left center. The rest of the outfield wall is 8 feet high. Despite the higher wall, the short dimensions in left field still favor right handed power hitters. Wind will sometimes blow in over the right field stands, making it harder for left-handed hitters to go yard.
Located in uptown Example City, the ballpark is easily accessed from local bus and train lines, plus a few neighboring parking garages for fans arriving by car. The stadium exterior has a nice brick-and-metal "retro-classic" look which most fans find attractive.

This is an example blurb for a home stadium. You can be more or less detailed than this, but this gives an idea for the sort of information that might be useful for fellow RPers to understand what the venue is like.

Some people will also include a picture of a real-life ballpark (or concept art) to better illustrate it. This isn't required, but it can be helpful if you have a specific field in mind. Do note though, if you use a real-life stadium picture, you should probably keep the dimensions/style of your NS ballpark similar to the real one.

Here's a few more miscellaneous items you can add to your roster to flesh it out. Again, none of these things are required to get a good bonus or have a helpful roster. If you want to go above and beyond, these are things to think about including.
  • Nickname: Pretty much every baseball team has a nickname or mascot. Beyond giving your team a sense of identity, it also makes it slightly easier to RP about your team. Having to type "the Examplestan national team" a bunch of times can get a little old. It isn't a requirement, especially for a national team, but it's definitely fun. Consider using national symbols (your national animal or colors, perhaps) or something that relates to the team itself. Old baseball team names developed naturally from their usage in newspapers, or from particular players or events that marked a significant moment in the franchise's history. Don't worry if you can't think of something good right off the bat or decide to change it later. Change is perfectly fine!
  • Uniforms: Having specific uniforms for your team can be fun. There are occasionally NS Sports people who are talented graphic artists that may be willing to make a uniform graphic for you, but don't count on this. Plenty of people will make minor modifications to the simple Wikipedia article style uniform graphics. Having an actual picture isn't super important, though. Adding a simple blurb like "Home Uniforms: Red hats, white jerseys, white pants / Away Uniforms: White hats, red jerseys, white pants" will perfectly suffice. Note that MLB teams wear white uniforms at home, colored uniforms on the road, and often have an alternate or two in case of color clashes. This isn't a requirement, but it's a helpful baseline.
  • National baseball presence: Not all nations are created equal in baseball performance. Some have large, competitive leagues with lots of great players (like the USA or Japan). Others have smaller leagues with some good talent (like South Korea or Mexico). Others don't have a big league but have good players that play in other nations (like the Dominican Republic or Venezuela). Your national team could be a collection of elite all-stars across the board, or maybe it's more like a couple stars carrying a roster of mediocre guys. Maybe baseball is a niche sport in your nation, and your national team consists of amateurs. Adding this info helps other RPers understand your team, and can provide a good narrative angle to RP about. Note that due to the nature of NSS, your team will (usually) be less successful to begin, then start winning more games as you play more seasons and build up a rank. Keep that in mind when you're defining the type of players that make up your roster (a team of all-stars might be frustrated at not winning many games their first few go-rounds, while a team of amateurs might be confused why they're starting to win against great teams after a few years).
  • Gender: NS Sports does not discriminate based on gender (except in the Olympic Games). While baseball in real life is played exclusively by men at the professional level, there is no such restriction for NSS. You're free to keep your team all-male, mixed, or even all-female if that's your preference. There's no bonus or penalty in any direction, so you're welcome to build the team roster as you please.
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Postby Zenic » Fri Sep 05, 2025 11:03 am

"Come on, man. Say it. I know that you know that I know that you truly want to say it."

"Yeah, just say it already." A group, led by second baseman Capilla and Bench Coach Schwenke, swarmed the manager and 3rd base coach on the field before practice. "Coach, it's not that hard. Even though you went to A&M, we know you can say it," one of the players joked, catching a few light slaps and ribbings from other members of the crowd that also attended Old Maiz A&M.3rd base coach Salcedo held out as long as he could before he eventually relented. "It was a pretty good series," he stated with the tiniest of smiles possible.

The crowd erupted into cheers alongside manager Alamilla. "Well done, everyone. Your amazing play has gotten our beloved stone wall at third base to crack a smile. Now, we've proven we can win a series at home. Time to prove we can do it on the road. If we can win against the Visayas Islands, we can win against Delaclava. So, if you want another smile from coach Salcedo, time to practice like there's no tomorrow so we can get closer to our goal: The World Baseball Classic itself. All right, let's practice!" The players and staff clapped and hollered as they ran to their designated areas for training.

"See. Positivity goes a long way. We thought we could win the series and we did. We've now jumped up from 32nd to 28th after that series. We keep on winning series 2-1 or 3-0 and we could see ourselves within the top 24 in no time." Salcedo nodded slightly. "We did well in game 1. We actually came back after being down in the first inning to eventually win game 2. Only to fall back into our old habits and lose game 3 because we couldn't recover from losing the lead first. It also isn't great that our ace has failed to win a game so far."

The words did bother the manager a little since they were technically true. "Technically true but we do have to remember we are collegiate players going up against professionals. The fact that this seems to be our only real problem would indicate that we're doing something right, in my book at least," responded Alamilla. "Also, when the best ace you've got is a 22 year old college player who just graduated going up against other aces who are All-Stars in their leagues and world champions, there's not really much you can do for them other than provide coaching and reminding them that they're still growing as a person and a pitcher."

Salcedo wasn't sure how to respond to that so the two ended up watching most of practice from the third base line in silence. Eventually, Salcedo found his voice. "They're all good kids. I just don't want them to get too hopeful and then get crushed. If they at least have some realistic expectations, it won't hurt as much if they fail." Alamilla patted his 3rd base coach on the back. "I get it; I really do. But maybe tone it down just a bit? There's a difference between being realistic and being dreary and you've kind of been in the latter for most of the tournament. Let them know where they are weak AND show them how to improve instead of just one or the other."

"Fair enough. I'll see what I can about it." Alamilla smiled. "That's all I can really as for. Now, let's get in there and help them prep to give hell to Delaclava on their own field," the manager said as he was joined by his 3rd base coach onto the field, ready to kick training into a higher gear.
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Postby Hapilopper » Fri Sep 05, 2025 1:13 pm

Somewhere in Oriental of Rio de la Plata
Series 2 of World Baseball Classic 61: Hapilopper v. Oriental of Rio de la Plata

“Hey skip, want to ask you a question.”

Dale Moss looked over at Gus Landau, one of the bench-riding reserve outfielders on the Hapiloppian squad. Dale was sitting at his usual perch, the captain’s chair at the front of the dugout looking out towards the field. He didn’t get off the perch but turned his head to see what Gus wanted to know. Hopefully it was good. But at least it was during a moment where the outcome of the game wasn’t all that importnat. It was the start of the 8th inning and the home team, Oriental of Rio de la Plata, was in the middle of changing pitchers.

“What’s up?” Dale asked.

“When you get ejected from a ball game - and when you rush up to an umpire before you get tossed, what do you say to them? What convinces them that you oughta get ejected?” Gus asked.

“I don’t know, whatever springs into my mind,” Dale replied as he turned to pay attention. “Why? You want to find out?”

There was a slight irritation in Dale’s voice. The Haps were trailing 4-1 to this team of unknowns, and Dale wanted to do something to turn the tide. He wasn’t as irritated with Gus for asking the question as he was with the Haps for not getting the job done. There was probably a sense of need in Dale’s mind that he needed to do something to convince them to get fired up. The Haps had been doing really well in the World Baseball Classic, but they needed something to turn the tide.

Dale looked back at the field, then over at Gus.

“Tell you what, I’m gonna do something this inning. You come out with me and find out yourself,” Dale replied.

Gus nodded his head and walked back to his seat in the dugout, grabbing some bubblegum. Whatever that meant, it sounded like Dale was about to get himself ejected.

Quincy Byrd, the right fielder for the Haps, walked up to the batter’s box. Quincy was a speedy contact hitter, one that hit .348 last year for the West Hampton Royals. He took to his batting stance, which involved him squatting down, gently wiggling the bat back and forth to ready himself to swing at the pitch he wanted. He let the first pitch - an offspeed pitch high and outside - go past him without swinging. But yet, he heard the umpire give out a strange “BUPPPP!” sound, indicating he was calling it a strike. Quincy had been 0-3 on the day with three strikeouts and figured the umpire had made his strike zone a little wider than it should have been.

He shook his head and turned his attention back to the pitcher. He saw one he thought he liked and swung at it. He didn’t get all of it. The ball bounced down and back. Foul ball. 0-2 was the count.

It was worth another try. Quincy looked back at the pitcher and got ready for another pitch. This one went higher and more outside - so much that the catcher had to move over to try to get it. No swing but he swore he heard the Rioplatenese catcher swear in their own language. Quincy knew what a swear word sounded like so he figured that was what it was. Ball one.

“Good call, blue,” Quincy sarcastically said to the home plate umpire.

“You want to go there?” the umpire asked.

“Just saying, good call, blue.”

Quincy looked back at the Hapiloppian dugout and saw Dale Moss sitting intently in his captain’s chair. Dale watched the two, wondering if he needed to go out. For now, that answer was no, but he was still watching like a hawk.

Back to the pitcher. You could see some sweat dripping off his hat as he got into the stretch to deliver the 1-2 to Quincy. At first Quincy thought it was the pitch he wanted, but stopped as he saw the ball drop a little lower than he expected. You could hear an “MMF” from Quincy as he stopped his swing, watching the ball drop into the dirt, another sound like a swear word from the Rioplatenese catcher as he tried to catch this low-in-the-dirt changeup. The umpire made the gesture and a “BUPPPP-OWWWWW” indicating that Quincy had been rung up on strikes.

“What? NO! I checked my swing!” Quincy shouted.

“No, it went over the plane, that was a swing, Byrd, and I’m not feeling really patient right now of that little smart-ass remark you made,” the umpire snapped. He looked over to see Dale Moss and Gus Landau jogging over to take control of the situation.

“Get the fuck out of here, Byrd,” Dale snapped at his right fielder, before moving his attention to the umpire. “That was not a swing! He stopped his swing! That’s a ball! That fucking pitcher hit the fucking dirt with the fucking ball!”

“It was a swing, Moss!” the umpire shouted back. “Maybe you didn’t see it, but the bat crossed the plane. He’s out and you’re gonna be out if you don’t go back to your seat!”

“No, if that’s crossing the plane...”

“He would have hit the ball with his bat if the ball wasn’t so low!”

“He wouldn’t have hit SHIT the way he was swinging, and you know it! I don’t give a fuck if he had a fucking BOAT OAR, he wouldn’t have god damn hit a motherfucking thing, even if you gave him one of those toy-ass plastic-ass Valentian-ass bats, the way he stopped, the only thing he would have hit was his foot! That was a horrible pitch and his swing SUCKED!”

“You want to keep going?” the umpire asked.

“Hell yeah, I want to keep going!” Dale shouted, his eyes widening. It looked like he was enjoying himself. “You could have told the pitcher to throw a basketball and Quincy STILL wouldn’t have hit that the way he stopped his swing! Hell, the pitcher could have thrown himself at Quincy and all Quincy would have hit would have been his own face the way he stopped that swing! Hell, maybe he could teach you the difference between a god damn ball and strike because shit, that fucking pitcher just about god damn hit the fucking hot dog vendor in the god damn seventh row with that first pitch he threw!”

“Keep going, Moss, you’re digging yourself a hole!” the umpire shouted.

“I mean, that fucking hot dog vendor shouting ‘GET YER HOT DOGS HERE’ should have turned around and paid attention because that dumbass pitcher that looks like a dumbass with his dumbass look on his face went ‘OH IMMA THROW A CURVEBALL’ and then all of a sudden hauled that son-of-a-bitch into the god damn seventh row! You’ve got to get me out of here, blue! I’m fucking floundering!”

The umpire had a hard time trying to keep a straight face. But at least he respected Dale’s desire to quit while he was behind.

“YOU’RE DONE!” the umpire shouted as he motioned to eject Dale out of the ball game.

“THANK YOU!” Dale shouted. “I owe you one.”

Finally, the umpire stared at Gus Landau, who was standing there watching the whole thing.

“Who the fuck are you?” the umpire asked. “What are you doing out here?”

“Uh... you’re blind?” Gus sputtered, trying to come up with something.

“Dipshit...” the umpire grumbled. “Get off the field! You want me to eject you too?”

“Uh...”

“FUCK OFF!” the umpire shouted, ejecting Gus Landau for what was the world’s stupidest and most hare-brained attempt to argue with an umpire.
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The Zebras bullpen has briefly experimented with a new and exciting way to deflect the blame for an extra-inning implosion, namely trying to impose a teamwide media blackout. In the top of the thirteenth inning, [REDACTED] surrendered a walk, and hits from Denis Aypolat Yasa Negasi A Şamdereli and Vennie Sakeem Jude Holland Veora Atkins loaded the bases for Valentine Z. Griffith Puyo-Sachar gave them the hook and brought in [REDACTED], who induced a strikeout from Leticia Itziar Ines Scarlett Castañeda, but a single from Denisa Coszcatl Osţÿa Vee'H Ñaupari scored two and gave the Hunters the lead.

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A MBL Preview Through Stadiums


Milchama, as expected, took 2 out of three from Loyo as expected and while it was unfortunate to lose nobody really expected the Warriors to go completely undefeated. Game 1 was at least mildly interesting since the Warriors had to have a fun comeback victory as we gave up 4 runs in the 4th inning to be down 5-2 but the Warriors rallied to come back and take the game. We're in 3rd and doing really well.

However, it's domestic baseball time! And one thing that is been undercovered in the MBL is how each stadium plays and how it works. So to show an international audience, and inspired by Drawkland's roster post, we will do a unique MBL preview. A MBL preview not through teams but through stadiums. What are the dimensions of each team's stadiums and does that effect that team's team building at all? Also, how stupid are Milchamian baseball designers because we are about to see some weird stuff.

Akkad Libraries
Lefty Zone

Left Field – 341 ft (104 m)
Center Field – 408 ft (124 m)
Right-Center – 300 ft (91 m)
Right Field – 280 ft (85 m)

As a highly educated sort many in the Libraries saw the Commies as fake leftist but instead made a field dedicated to help lefties. In this case by building a field that explicitly helps lefties at the expense of righties. Based on the Baker Bowl in Philadelphia, this field asks the question "how much can we help mediocre lefty hitters get homeruns?" The answer is "quite a lot actually" The 50 foot wall in right field does mitigate the homeruns somewhat but when a Chuck Klein comes around you should watch out because man does the ball go fast.

Does it effect their team building?
Not as much as it should. The Libraries have a weird lack of lefties, watch this space for more soon.

Alexandria Ships
The National Stadium

Left field: 285 ft
Left-center: 450 ft
Center field: 483 ft
Right-center: 449 ft
Right field: 290 ft

Based on the legendary, and half remembered, Polo Grounds, the national stadium makes other fanbases and opposing teams go "what the fuck" and "why?" The short porch down the lines are supplemented by 10 foot walls, which is tall, but not like super tall and so it's pretty easy to homer down the line. However, if you're not directly down the lines then it becomes basically impossible. This is a field that champions outfield defense, which is a theme that we will get back to. We should also note that in dead center there is a hill and a flag pole for some reason. We blame the Astros.

Does it effect their team building?
You would expect it to but it doesn't really, getting dead pull hitters is hard and you just sorta hope for the best here.

Alexandria Commies
Communist Stadium

Left Field: 395 ft (120 m)
Left Center: 420 ft (120 m)
Center Field: 490 ft (150 m)
Right Center: 429 ft (131 m)
Right Field: 350 ft (110 m)

The most legendary venue is Milchama is notorious for its deep dimensions in pretty much all places in the ballpark. Built by the fans of the Commies, the Bastards, as the fan base is known, built the stadium in "true communist fashion" and this means that assists are necessary for all pitchers. Since homeruns are "too capitalist" and they unfairly allow one hitter all the glory instead of understanding the true team sport of all players participating the dimensions of Communist Stadium are uncommonly deep. It is not helped by a universal 12 foot fence that means that many balls that would be homers in other parks are also doubles. This is a place where homers go to die.

Does it effect their team building?
Sorta. The Commies answer to uncommonly deep dimensions is to find guys who hit the ball really really far. Marius McNeesh was the ideal Commies prospect as a guy who could just crush a baseball so even though the dimensions the Commies best players essentially go "well I can hit it 400 ft so screw you." Which is fair enough and they've obviously had enough success that we can't fault them.


Karakorum Mongols
Horse Park

Left Field – 347 feet (106 m)
Left-Center – 390 feet (119 m)
Center Field – 415 feet (126 m)
Right-Center – 375 feet (114 m)
Right Field – 350 feet (107 m)

The Mongols embrace their roots, not just through the name, but also through their belief in a large field. Not only is the Mongols field one of the largest in the league and based on Coors Field but all the walls are 40 ft tall. So hitting a homerun in Horse Park is essentially impossible because not only do you need to crush the ball pretty far but it also needs to go over a 40 foot fence to do it. Of course, unlike Coors Field, Horse Park is not a mile above sea level so the ball does not particularly travel further than any other field making this one of the most pitcher friendly in the league.

Does it effect their team building?
Yes. The Mongols are famous for having some fantastic defensive outfielders which is basically necessary in a park where dinks, donks, and doubles are the coin of the realm. The basic impossibility of hitting homeruns has also forced the Mongols to find hitters who are good at hitting gaps instead of hitting homers because getting doubles or triples what is possible in a stadium like this. This is one of the most unique ballparks in all of Milchama.

New Ashur Pioneers
Sargon's Palace

Left Field – 378 ft
Left Center – 420 ft
Center Field – 515 ft
Right Center – 405 ft
Right Field – 340 ft

Based on Shibe Park, the original A's stadium before they started their moves around the country, Sargon's Palace is known for its large outfield, especially in center, where they have the Pioneers hall of fame, with real plaques, just kinda hanging out in the back of centerfield. Beyond the plaques, which are in play, left and right center are also pretty deep. While it gets better down the lines things can still be a bit hard in certain places. Unlike other parks in Milchama, Sargon's Palace does have regular fence height of 10 ft so at least things aren't too bad. The other note about Sargon's Palace is the build around the stadium where each corner of the stadium has a tower rising up with box seats at the top of the tower. Additionally, there are other castle features including arrow loops on the stair cases, for some reason, and a drawbridge between the clubhouse and the main stadium. It's a fun place to watch a game.

Does it effect their team building?
Not really. Per Milchamian standards this is pretty normal.

New Babylon Pirates
Flodden Field

Left field—365 feet (111 m)
Left center—406 feet (124 m)
Center field—457 feet (139 m)
Right center—408 feet (124 m)
Right field—375 feet (114 m)

Is this just a copy of Forbes Field? Yes, of course. The New Babylon Pirates are very clearly a Pittsburgh Pirates expy so like of course their homefield is a copy of the most legendary of the Pirates ballparks. In all seriousness, the Pirates are known for having exceptional defensive play so a field like Flodden Field is typical for them. It's a nice field and known for its brick wall with ivy coverings. The ivy adds another dimension both in terms of outfielders being afraid of running into the wall but also the ground rule doubles from balls getting stuck in the ivy. Beyond that Flodden Field plays like a pretty typical stadium.

Does it effect their team building?
Not anymore than other Milchamian team. They are known for having good rightfielders but that's mostly because of Roberto Clemente.

New Sparta Phalanx
Syssitia Park
Left Field: 310 ft
Left-Center: 379 ft
Center Field: 420 ft
Right Center: 380 ft
Right Field: 315 ft

A weirdly symmetrical park based on Fenway, which is notably non-symmetrical. The short lines lead to deeper power alleys and then eventually a pretty deep centerfield which moves back to a shortened power alley and then pretty short fence down the line. While there is no Pesky's Pole in Syssitia Park, the short lines can lead to plenty of homeruns, particularly with the short walls across the field. Known for their left field hitting acumen, many Phalanx have been known to hit career highs in homeruns after moving to New Sparta for their first year. The most hitter friendly park in Milchama and one of the most annoying to play in.

Does it effect their team building?
Yes. The Phalanx tend to load up on power hitting righties for the obvious reasons.

Tel Chittor Forts
Fort of the Fans

Left Field - 360 ft (109.7 m)
Left-Center - 418 ft (127.4 m)
Center Field - 400 ft (121.9 m)
Right-Center - 375 ft (114.3 m)
Right Field - 450 ft (137.2 m)

The Fort of the Fans, based on the real Palace of the Fans in Cincinnati, is a ballpark. It's something else and it really is in ways you wouldn't have expected. The ridiculously deep rightfield of course can harm lefties but also makes it a triples paradise and the Forts regularly lead the league in triples. Despite the imposing dimensions, many Forts players are still able to do pretty well because the outfield still gives them room to roam and places to hit singles. Especially for speedsters like Sally Tannenbaum and Diego McConstaff, the space to hit hustle doubles makes every play watchable and every throw beatable. These guys are the two time defending Magen Ikhaka winners for a reason and part of that reason is using their ballpark for good.

Does it effect their team building?
Not as much as you would expect since a power hitting lefty who gets a triple is still pretty valuable even if it's not a home run.

So what did we learn about Milchamian field building?
1. We should make sure that Milchamians do not have access to early 20th century ballpark designs.
2. The national stadium is not that weird in relation to the other ballparks that exist in Milchama.
3. We haven't even gotten to the second and third division where things can get much much weirder.
4. Milchama, apparently, does not have a normal ballpark.

Does this affect how Milchamians play baseball? Almost certainly and we will continue to document and comment more on this story as it develops.

And now, let's end with the traditional prayer to Margaret that ends all articles in this paper:

"Ringa pakia!''
''Uma tiraha!''
''Turi whatia!''
''Hope whai ake!''
''Waewae takahia kia kino!''
''Ka mate, ka mate''
''Ka ora, ka ora''
''Ka mate, ka mate''
''Ka ora, ka ora''
''Tēnei te tangata pūhuruhuru''
''Nāna nei i tiki mai whakawhiti te rā''
''Ā upane, ka upane''
''Whiti te rā, hī!''

"Now repeat after me!"

"Forini! Forini!"
"Finidi! Finidi!"
"George! George!"
"Oh Brother! Oh brother!"

*They strip and run around for 18 minutes*

"We pray the Margaret of SnubNose 38 and Random Number God that you may deliver us victory over all infidels that we face in international play"

"Sacrifice the Rubber Chicken!"

*Swoosh of an axe and the chicken is dead*

"Margaret we pray that you take this sacrifice of a rubber chicken in good faith and that by your deliverance Milchama does well in all international competitions"

"Come on You Warriors!"

"Let's Go Milchama!"
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Milchama Sports achievements:
World Baseball Classic 23 Champion! Arrosia Regional Championship 2 Champion!
Note: The demonym is Milchamian. There are two of the letter "I(i)" and not one.

3x CoH winner (29, 46, 50) 3x WBC winner (4,5,23), 1x World Cup host (32), 1x ARC Champion, Various other minor trophies there's a football club trophy, a kleptochase trophy, Other minor international football trophies.

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Postby Katzeburg » Sat Sep 06, 2025 5:46 am

+-----------------+----+---+---+-----+----+----+----+---------+
| Player | AB | R | H | RBI | HR | BB | SO | Average |
+-----------------+----+---+---+-----+----+----+----+---------+
| Anthonyson (RF) | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.250 |
| Neely (1B) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0.000 |
| Nye (CF) | 4 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.250 |
| Lyall (C) | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.250 |
| Egger (2B) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0.333 |
| Smith (DH) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.000 |
| Walther (LF) | 3 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.333 |
| Willard (3B) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.000 |
| Rice (SS) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.000 |
+-----------------+----+---+---+-----+----+----+----+---------+

+---------+----+---+---+----+----+----+
| Player | IP | H | R | ER | BB | SO |
+---------+----+---+---+----+----+----+
| McLain | 6 | 7 | 6 | 6 | 3 | 5 |
| Glazier | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
+---------+----+---+---+----+----+----+


OOC: All stats have been partly AI-Generated (Prompt is to generate stats based on the final box score).


+-----------------+----+---+---+-----+----+----+----+---------+
| Player | AB | R | H | RBI | HR | BB | SO | Average |
+-----------------+----+---+---+-----+----+----+----+---------+
| Anthonyson (RF) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.250 |
| Bennet (1B) | 4 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.500 |
| Nye (CF) | 4 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.250 |
| Lyall (C) | 4 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.250 |
| Gartner (2B) | 4 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.250 |
| Smith (DH) | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.250 |
| Garland (LF) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.250 |
| Flowers (3B) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.000 |
| Blythe (SS) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0.000 |
+-----------------+----+---+---+-----+----+----+----+---------+

+----------+----+---+---+----+----+----+
| Player | IP | H | R | ER | BB | SO |
+----------+----+---+---+----+----+----+
| Kurzmann | 6 | 7 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 6 |
| Courtney | 3 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 |
+----------+----+---+---+----+----+----+

OOC: All stats have been partly AI-Generated (Prompt is to generate stats based on the final box score).


+--------------+----+---+---+-----+----+----+----+---------+
| Player | AB | R | H | RBI | HR | BB | SO | Average |
+--------------+----+---+---+-----+----+----+----+---------+
| Tobias (RF) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.250 |
| Bennet (1B) | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.250 |
| Alan (CF) | 4 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.250 |
| Wallis (C) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.333 |
| Egger (2B) | 3 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.333 |
| Smith (DH) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.000 |
| Walther (LF) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0.333 |
| Willard (3B) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.333 |
| Rice (SS) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0.000 |
+--------------+----+---+---+-----+----+----+----+---------+

+--------+----+---+---+----+----+----+
| Player | IP | H | R | ER | BB | SO |
+--------+----+---+---+----+----+----+
| Werner | 9 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 9 |
+--------+----+---+---+----+----+----+

OOC: All stats have been partly AI-Generated (Prompt is to generate stats based on the final box score).


+-----------------+----+---+---+-----+----+----+----+---------+
| Player | AB | R | H | RBI | HR | BB | SO | Average |
+-----------------+----+---+---+-----+----+----+----+---------+
| Tobias (RF) | 9 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0.444 |
| Alan (CF) | 10 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0.400 |
| Bennet (1B) | 13 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0.385 |
| Anthonyson (RF) | 16 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0.313 |
| Nye (CF) | 16 | 1 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0.313 |
| Garland (LF) | 7 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0.286 |
| Lyall (C) | 16 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0.250 |
| Wallis (C) | 8 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0.250 |
| Walther (LF) | 13 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0.231 |
| Egger (2B) | 14 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0.214 |
| Blythe (SS) | 7 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0.143 |
| Flowers (3B) | 8 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0.125 |
| Gartner (2B) | 8 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0.125 |
| Neely (1B) | 10 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0.100 |
| Smith (DH) | 10 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0.100 |
| Willard (3B) | 12 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0.083 |
| Rice (SS) | 13 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0.077 |
| Sangster (P) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.000 |
| Unkle (P) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0.000 |
| Werner (P) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.000 |
+-----------------+----+---+---+-----+----+----+----+---------+

+----------+----+----+---+----+----+----+
| Player | IP | H | R | ER | BB | SO |
+----------+----+----+---+----+----+----+
| Werner | 15 | 12 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 14 |
| Sangster | 7 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 8 |
| McLain | 6 | 7 | 6 | 6 | 3 | 5 |
| Kurzmann | 6 | 7 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 6 |
| Unkle | 5 | 6 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 5 |
| Courtney | 5 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 |
| Beringer | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 3 |
| Glazier | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| Holmwood | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Wendell | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
+----------+----+----+---+----+----+----+

OOC: All stats have been partly AI-Generated (Prompt is to generate stats based on the final box score).


Before the Katzeburgian Revolution, Katzeburg had a long and often unproud tradition of Kaisers. A figurehead at the top of the proverbial food chain (or literally, in the case of Kaiser Douglas the Rather Big-Boned), the Katzeburgian Kaiser would rule over the many states of the nation of Katzeburg - sometimes with an iron fist, sometimes in a kind and gentle manner, and more often than not, rather incompetently.

For the last decade, boffins at the University of Waldstein history department have been diving into the history of feudal Katzeburg, aiming to stretch the royal line back as far as they possibly can. During their research, they have uncovered numerous tales of rulers who were history making for better or for worse. These are their stories.


Kaiser Wilhelm the Occasionally Brave - BK727 - BK694

While there have been plenty of Katzeburgian Kaisers who are regarded as awful, the vast majority of them at the very least had the common courtesy to have short-lived reigns as monarch. But for every Kaiser who looks to ruin the country in a handful of weeks to years, there's some that put the country on a significant decline over decades, and Kaiser Wilhelm the Occasionally Brave is arguably the worst of the lot on that count.

War had been bubbling for decades prior to Wilhelm taking the throne, as the larger seats of historic feudal power across Katzeburg - Abersee, Deerhaven, Konigpool, and the island of Dragoonspiel - bickered amongst themselves in often petty squabbles. Wilhelm's father, Kaiser Christian the Compromiser, would show a very deft hand at managing many of these fights on a national level, often encouraging the best out of both arguing sides to form a strong compromise and essentially kick the war can down the road.

Christian was a logical and level-headed ruler, but it appeared that very little of those crucial kingly skills passed down to his offspring; Wilhelm would often go too far in favour of the first person to suggest something to him when it came to making a decision, and was often regarded as a bit of a pushover when it came to making the difficult decisions you'd need to make on the throne. So when Kaiser Christian passed away in BK727 at the age of 78, many of Katzeburg's ruling class were worried that the nation could quickly spiral into war once the larger seats of power began to put their thumbs on the scale.

Wilhelm would almost immediately be tested after ascending to the throne as Lord Arthur Deltian of Konigpool would launch a small scale assault on the lands south of Waldstein in the first months of Wilhelm's reign. Waldstein, which had a non-aggression pact agreed with Konigpool, saw this as a breach of the agreement and went to their allies on Dragoonspiel to provide political pressure on the royal court to whip Konigpool back into line. The Waldstein/Ynysgard coalition reached Wilhelm's ear first, and the newly installed Kaiser would respond with a strong show of force on the Konigpool royalty, forcing Deltian to back off his quest of northern expansion for the moment to significant anger. Compromising was gone, and only those who would plant an idea in the new Kaiser's head first would find themselves successful.

This theory wasn't truely cracked at first, but over the years Lord Deltian would notice a startling consistency between the decisions of the Kaiser - it wouldn't matter who was actually technically in the right; as long as someone suggested something first to the Kaiser, they'd be in the right. Deltian would eventually work this masterfully to his advantage, encouraging the Kaiser to marry his youngest daughter Margaret the Convincing. Upon the marriage of the two in BK720, the Kaiser found himself (by all historical accounts) controlled by his wife, often going along with her trusted advice which would always favour the seat of Konigpool.

At it's most extreme, this would see Kaiser Wilhelm grant the entirety of the lands west of Mount Mercer to Lord Deltian, making him the second most powerful ruler in the nation for a period of time given the sheer amount of land under his control. This wouldn't be without significant controversy of course, as the Lords of Waldstein and Harmouth would fiercely protest this changing of hands, even threatening to go to war - they would only step down from their threat once it became clear that their shrinking loyal armies would be miniscule compared to the combined force of Deltian and the crown's forces.

The one notable exception to the BK711 acquisition of land would be the island of Dragoonspiel, which was able to hold onto their land down to the blood ties between the Kaiser and the ruler of Dragoonspiel, Thomas the Benevolent, which stretched back hundreds of years by this point. But this capitulation to the Ynysgardians would draw the ire of Lord Deltian, who felt threatened that his previous puppet-control of the Kaiser could potentially be threatened.

This would lead to Deltian riding personally to Katzestadt to meet with the Kaiser in early BK710 to discuss the future of the wider realm. Deltian had the forces which could potentially match the crown, and should Dragoonspiel fall under his control as well, he would have enough behind him to challenge for the crown and win; something Kaiser Wilhelm was unaware of as we welcomed the Lord to Katzestadt Castle.

Over the next week the two would discuss at length plans for the nation, with Lord Deltian subtly nudging the Kaiser towards giving him more power as a way to successfully manage outbreaks of revolts and control law and order west of Mount Mercer. This would lead to the pair discussing over beers - a common Katzeburgian custom at the time - plans for Dragoonspiel, with many of the Kaiser's trusted local advisors also in the room.

In Blood & Beer, Ynysgard historian Daniel Douglas notes that some of Kaiser Wilhelm's advisors had been worrying in private about the growing influence of both Lord Deltian and his daughter Margaret on the ruler, and when a chance came to hoist Deltian on his own petard and thirst for power, they'd look to take it.

Thankfully, such a chance would come midway through their final meeting at Katzestadt Castle when while pointing out a potential channel of regular transportation between Ynysgard and Blackmouth to bring the island more into the culture of the kingdom, the Kaiser would spill some of his beer on the island of Dragoonspiel. Spilling beer on someone or something has long been seen as an act of aggression in Katzeburg, and when the Kaiser dropped some of his drink on the island the room quickly went silent.

For many, this would have easily been regarded as a simple innocent spill from a man who had already downed enough beer to put a Aberstadtian horse to sleep, but the Kaiser's head advisor was quick to jump on the move and play it up as an act of aggression.

Douglas notes: "The room exploded into life as Adolphe Burger leapt to the side of the Kaiser and said how excellent it would be to conduct war against the island of Dragoonspiel, suggesting it could really solve the issue of West Katzeburg power once and for all. In fact, it was such a good idea that logistically it should entirely be managed by Lord Deltian, who if successful in his conquest of the island would be the natural person to select to oversee the island once Thomas had been deposed. The Kaiser took a moment to process the suggestion before agreeing to the vehement protests of Lord Deltian - who attempted in vain to argue that such an invasion would be challenging without the backing of the crown's forces. Kaiser Wilhelm simply waved him away, almost word-for-word repeating Burger's suggestion because it had already been lodged into his rather one-track mind by that point."

Word would quickly spread that the crown had declared war on Dragoonspiel, with Deltian himself heading up the invasion force - but as his forces made the trip across the Katzeburgian Sea to Dragoonspiel, they were met with a rock-solid impasse of Dragoonspiel fighters and ships. The ensuring Ten Years War would go for the next six and a half years, with Deltian unable to ever mount a landing on the island as Thomas' forces repelled him at every turn. The Islanders had been well-prepared for any military action, and with enough capabilities on Dragoonspiel to continue food and weapon supplies over a prolonged period, they never really had any trouble fending off a rapidly depleting Deltian military.

But the insistence to continue on with the invasion would lead to Deltian sucking more and more resources from Katzeburg on the whole, meaning by the end of the war itself, the mainland nation would be entering a prolonged period of food shortages and resourcing issues as even basic functions like farming and tool production slowed due to a lack of both manpower and resources. Deltian himself would be killed at the end of the war in BK704 as his ship would be sunk by Dragoonspiel forces in the Katzeburgian Sea following another failed assault on the island.

The remaining few years of Wilhelm's reign would see him trying his best to revive the flagging mainland economy, bringing in waves of unpopular and difficult to implement laws aiming to encourage investment in the working classes, something which would go down horribly with the ruling classes. He would also be forced to try and patch together a West Katzeburg which had now exploded into all-out war, as the Lords of Waldstein and Harmouth both attempted to soak up the lands now left vacant by the death of Lord Deltian.

Dragoonspiel would also try to push onto the mainland in revenge for the prolonged war they had just gone through, with Thomas leading an army to assault Blackmouth and attempt to work his way to Konigpool; he would only get as far as Wesleigh before he would be forced to turn around following the assassination of his own son back on Ynysgard, allegedly by Waldstein forces as a way to force them out of the battle for West Katzeburg.

Kaiser Wilhelm would struggle to enact any successful change in the last few years of his reign, and as a result is often regarded as one of the worst rulers in Katzeburgian history because of the impacts stemming from the declaration of war on Dragoonspiel plunging the country into a period of poverty and in-fighting which would last upwards of a century. He would pass away peacefully in his sleep at the age of 61 in BK694, succeeded by his eldest son Kaiser Joseph the Reluctant, who would ultimately fail himself to make much of an impact on the throne as the nation collapsed into civil war.
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KATZEBURG
An island Federal Republic based in the region of Esportiva.
Capital City - Katzestadt | TRI - KAT | Population - 39 million

Sporting Accolades
Chess - Elephant Chess Cup X Champion, Elephant Chess Cup XI Champion
Football - Baptism of Fire 84 Semi-Finalist, 11th IFCF Associations Trophy Winner (Katzestadt AFC), World Cup Appearances - 98

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Postby Ko-oren » Sat Sep 06, 2025 7:58 am

Series 2: Ko-oren @ The Kytler Peninsulae
Good Things
We won a game! Two, even! In our fifth game of this Classic we saw a few more moments that almost won us a game in the first series, but this time paired with a pitcher that the Phoenix team couldn't breach. Game two wasn't so much an incident as multiple runs scored by multiple players across multiple innings: not one guy grand slamming us to a shaky win but a full team effort. Game three did have some of that, but it was nice to see the team have six plate appearances in one inning that all led to something good, capped off by a three run home run. Not our first home run of the series, considering the two solo homers in game two. Either way, it's very good to see this team get some of its offensive capability together. And even better than that? The Kytler Peninsulae are ranked higher than us, it's an away series, and we steal two wins on the road there. We're back!

Bad Things
Game one still had some 'series 1' moments: missed opportunities that stacked together made the game unwinnable. Had it been one mistake, you would've lost, say, 2-5 and you're effectively one good ninth inning away from a win - instead, it was 2-8, taking the team to an 0-4 record, which is not a place you want to be if you're ranked top ten trying to see the good in a new generation of players. The worse thing is that there will be games like this, where Pijpenbroek, Bardemaker, Shiina, can't turn it around and the latter half of the batting order - Kenguzhen, Aiso, Ekuni - aren't going to do much either. For this team to work out we need such a large part of the order to have a good day rather than rely on elite hitting to get on the board and fire up the team.


Almanac Razahnensis

Every year, a body of researchers, philosophers, moral teachers, and so on, gathered in the region of Razahne, to compile and publish a vast array of works. These included anything from weather and climate forecasts to fortune telling, decisions of leaders and the opinions of the compilers thereon to the newest codified rules of games and sports. In their honour, the organisation behind the Almanac Razahnensis aims to compile and publish a massive body of work of their own, to be used as reference material for elementary and high school curriculums, for collectors, for the broadly interested, and so on. The topics of the modern Almanac Razahnensis vary.


Razahne

The Razahne Rationality - a term occasionally encountered in the wild. Three simple words - in English, in Gehrennan it's just two (without the 'the') - but with a lot of underlying meaning. To tackle it, we need to know a few things: what is Razahne? Why would it have its own rationality? What do people mean when they say it?

Razahne is a region in rural northwestern Ko-oren, tucked in between the Wuritharanau mountains on the northern and western side and the four capitals on the southern and eastern side. On the surface it's an area with too much elevation and too little reliable rainfall to make into good farmland, though it is intersected by rivers on which the few towns of the region sprang up. In between these towns, it's grassland as far as the eye can see - not too dissimilar from the landscape on the other side of the mountains, but visibly far more arid. In the region is Sathonga lake, the largest in Ko-oren and oddly circular. But its physical geography and flora aren't telling you enough about why this region is important, and why even this Almanac is named after it... but there are clues in the description so far.

You see, Razahne is formed almost entirely by the fact that to its southeast, four of the historically most powerful cities of the country thrive. We have to get into a history lesson here, and the first mention of the region is again in contrast to the four capitals. We find a mention of the University of Razahne, and a confederation between the four cities - those are further clues. Then, around two-thousand years ago, there are more mentions of the University, and from then on its all about the rivalry, trade blocs, and scrambles for power between the city states.

The Almanac and how it started, the Universities, and the Rationality - they're pretty much the same.

In early Ko-oren, each city was, obviously, free in how it arranged its leadership. Amahne is a clear example of a city that went a more democratic route. Many cities defaulted to some form of feudalism with a powerful family, or families, at the top, and them recruiting professors and leaders where necessary, careful not to create a new political elite. But the capitals went a different way, a way that was soon replicated by the other cities in their trade blocs and spread across Ko-oren not long after unification. A way that maybe didn't even find its beginning in the capitals, but it must have made its way there early. As you see, the same power structures were found in the small Razahne towns as well, but even they might not have been the earliest ones to do it. We have to look at the plains of central Ko-oren for the other places that also did the same thing for choosing leaders - meritocracy, or Razahne meritocracy, or Razahnism.

Looking at the potential start of Razahne meritocracy, we look at one of the earliest documented organisations in the country, the Agamina river collective (ARC). The Agamina is Ko-oren's longest river running from the western mountains to the south coast, going through some massive cities like Ilohbonu, Nurili, and Anahrkur, but also traversing huge swathes of farmland. And it's there where they realised that if they managed the water together, they could all have enough water to have good harvests, healthy cattle, and the like. What they did was recruit the most knowledgeable 'water manager' from the towns near the Agamina, and place them on the same organisation - the ARC - to figure out what the best course of action was in a way that benefitted not just those upstream, but also protected those downstream.

The capitals copied this programme and multiplied it. Between the four major cities (and smaller cities like Sathtonoru, Gakhithrau, Sauzjaregaun, Tilohponin, Tathasoren, Monradhal), they made collectives for agriculture, infrastructure and road management, harbour and trade management. The road management group had experts from all cities on it, to decide together on what actions should be taken, as well as how much that would cost. They would then levy a tax and get to work. At the same time, the city of Senoren asked every citizen who was on a regional collective to also be on a city council together to share information and to strengthen Senoren's interests. From now on, experts were both in a collective according to their field of interest - say, infrastructure - and they were on the city council - say, the one in Senoren. Not long after, municipal tax and revenue boards were set up and were given a voice in the council to levy taxes as one, instead of all as separate collectives.

The place where these collectives for the capitals convened: Razahne. It was not incorporated by any capital, therefore it was neutral territory, and the town of Monradhal was easy enough to get to.

Before long, experts from various cities on various topics spent about a month per year there. And that meant that if you wanted to know all about a topic, your best bet was Razahne. That one month turned into two, meetings about just policy and taxes turned into meetings about those things as well as sharing insights and observations, and now you're looking at lectures and curriculums. The University of Razahne was born.

Soon enough, experts from other cities and collectives - for instance, that ARC from a while ago - also weighed in with their opinions and findings in Razahne. And the more people that showed up, the bigger the university's authority became. Now, if you were from a faraway town with a problem - say, Lodahn and its water and drainage trouble - your best chance of a solution was to send someone to Razahne and learn.

Even rivaling cities couldn't entirely forego this knowledge base. Amahne routinely sent its engineers, scholars, philosophers, and teachers as well, and they were welcomed.

This system, of 'meritocratically' finding your experts and collecting them in the same place to discuss their findings and return home for new policies and experiments, while always balancing government, ideology, and policy on one side with science and empricism on the other, was called Razahnism. And its influence made it that it seemed to be the best structure around - a self-strengthening spiral.

Since then, the University of Razahne isn't what it used to be - the most impressive universities of Ko-oren are located in big cities, which include the capitals but also plenty of other places. But the image of a neutral place of learning, where the best leaders and experts met, where a superior way of governance was designed and implemented, endeared.

So what is the Razahne Rationality? At its best it's an homage to that era and the long line of scholar-philosopher-leaders that have come since, all the way to the current era. At its worst it's the notion that whenever Ko-oren does something right, it's because of this mystical Rationality that other nations evidently cannot possess. Exceptionalism and superiority packaged neatly in a term that someone from overseas naturally cannot use. Chances are it's more of the latter, negative meaning, than the former, positive meaning.
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Postby Quebec and Shingoryeo » Sat Sep 06, 2025 8:36 am

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PART 2.6 - MARIUS - The Ordeal


Slowly, almost as if the time's stopped on its own, Marius E. Kim got off the black Rhyce-Rykers sedan in front of the Sandringham Abbey. The sedan, one of three that the Casavant-Kims had rented for the day with the fourth being that of Arsene, was retrofitted to fit the 2010s standards where times definitely allowed for less of deliberate luxury and more sportiness in the cars. Of course, Marius thought it wasn't a particularly good fit, especially considering how the times have changed, but in a family like his such input wouldn't have made that much of difference -- there were traditions to follow, and customs to observe, that in which he wasn't particularly versed over either.

Perhaps it was with that stuffiness, in addition to the clear dichotomy between the inside and the outside, was why Marius wasn't feeling much ease with how this sedan. He didn't mind the company he was with - he, after all, was sitting next to Patricia, while was 'chaperoned' in the front passenger seat with a Casavant uncle he barely spoke to on his forties - but the fact they had to navigate through the streets of Joongyeong for an hour, especially with all the crowd surrounding the cars on the well-documented path, wasn't giving him any positive vibes heading into it all. It wasn't as if Marius, who was a self-labelled professional fuckup at QFL, dating someone well out of his league (contrary to what most people would say, the Casavant-Kim family name carried well in public no less), and everybody else, was that much different from the crowd he was surrounded by. At least with how inconsistently his grandparents saw of him, or his parents - was there some sense of discontentment, or just what-ifs that were left untreated?

This was something that he didn't have much answer for, as he sat next to Patricia and just talked it out for the day. Patricia, who had her own sensory issues especially on larger settings, looked somewhat uncomfortable with the crowds it brought. He could see it in her face, at least, a mix of confusion and uncertainty, over how this was going to go, and didn't know how to go about with it. It was just something that Marius didn't have an answer for, and if he was somebody more determined, he wouldn't have brought her here to start with.

But the illusion of a choice...anyway.

---

Fortunately for Marius, the ordeal got lot easier for them to become part of a crowd once they entered the hallowed halls of Sandringham Abbey. A massive, 400-year old abbey that only expanded until it was no longer possible, at least with how constricted Joongyeong's spacing looked, by 1950s, Sandringham's ability to bring out the decor and to demand the atmosphere was something that even left some of the most powerful in the world, Mihaly Otamendi and the Iarocav, be shrugged.

By this, it also served to his benefit with how Arsene and Patricia seemed uncomfortable, even out of sorts, with all of this, even as it had come past them. This ancient space of Joongyeong, one that some denied of its intimidating presence and others embraced, was just one of many that one could find in the city. Whether you would be absorbed by the historicity, or come out a different figure, was up to people themselves and right now, they chose to accept and perhaps appreciate how they quietly seeped into the tapestry.

Even within the tapestry, however, clear lines and hierarchies were still being drawn. While Marius was a childhood friend of the bride, whose Lauzon-Lundrigans themselves were seated in the front row opposite of the Royal House, he was still part of the former Prime Minister's family and thus were seated far away from the action at the South side of the Abbey. It wasn't a particularly exciting area for those more interested in royal gossip, but still held significance it own featuring the current Prime Minister, Lucien Azagury-Zovaco, a few cabinet ministers and current Leader of Opposition in Menzies McConnell.

Familiar faces, thought he as he looked at them about three rows in font, firmly remembering how cordial Lucien was to his grandparents, and also to his predecessor, who happened to be a longtime friend of his dating back to St. Croix. Maybe even more so considering the PeePee nightmare.

Of course, it definitely helped that nobody wanted to talk about Lucien's predecessor, Pierre 'PeePee' Pointon-Gray. Almost twenty years after his death in prison, quiet and inglorious suicide while under custody for child trafficking, his name still brought a dark spectre into the minds of many that his predecessor, Lucien, struggled to shrug off for the first decade of his party leadership. Heck, even as he stood firm and stable in power seven years on, mostly ruling under the banner of 'sense and sensibility', he still maintained all grips on the party to avoid such false association.

---

The ceremony itself, for lack of a better word, was textbook-like - nothing new, nothing unusual.

For those more familiar with the past half-decade of the royal household affairs, this surprised nobody. Those who were present at the Royal House for the last wedding, namely that of Christine II and Caspian of Cassadaigua, were still alive and kicking perhaps to a greater fault, and the fact Claire Lundrigan was a Quebecois woman of status her own definitely helped to it as well. In the previous royal weddings, the brides had either come from commoner background (late Queen Nathalie in 1988), Petrogradian royalty (Elisabeth, a Grand Duke's daughter though she was in essence a Songakian, in 2018), and a literal foreigner, usually necessiating modest updates to fit with the changing times.

This, unfortunately, wasn't one of those times. Whether it might have been the wish to quietly proceed, especially following the late Lord Lundrigan's passing that seemed to have taken much energy out of the Queen, a longtime friend and confidante of this generation's pre-eminent ecrivain, combined with how slow and 'orthodox' (or should I say, archaic) the Royal Household was, perhaps there was no room for any meaningful changes unlike twenty-six years ago.

As a result, what most ended up seeing was a ceremony that consisted mostly of traditional rites, as a mostly-Anglican ceremony was compounded with the members of the other denominations, endless row of choral chants, and blessings that were read out in the official household language of Korean. While most of the enthusiasm for the occasion was kept, it simply turned out once again to be not the one that most had expected in a fairytale marriage (blame media for that, kids), but closer to a religious ceremony.

Whether that was a good idea for Marius, of course, was another story. To watch a friend walk off the altar, by her uncle Francois 'Franck' Lundrigan, who was very much an unwilling participant in this (heck, his wife's a Schottian international Tessa Maitfield, which should give you an idea anyway), was an eerie feeling, even more so to a 6'9", well-built figure of Alexandre who looked closer to a rugby star than an actual Prince of Abitibi or even a naval pilot. And yet, he was able to shrug it off on the grounds that perhaps, there were some lines that simply weren't meant to be crossed. He knew that even as a beneficiary to many of familial privileges, there's a clear ceiling or a glass wall that stood between them, many years removed from their childhood selves, that he couldn't ignore.

It was the weight of it all that he couldn't get past, even as he would turn and look back at Patricia. What was she thinking through all of this? he wondered, perhaps feeling too ahead of himself to really realise that her mind was halfway dozed off. He felt unsure on how to react to it, as the gap between the various subclasses of Joongyeong were on invisible display before their eyes. It was something that, even with both their familiarities, felt eerie on first glance, and yet there was something alluring about it that he just couldn't ignore.

The desire to travel and merge into the worlds. Those that his grandfather seemed to find joy in, even if he didn't always mesh into the spaces, and perhaps those he saw spacing into.
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Banijan sport begins its reachout to Lugave with a 'Lugave heritage night' at a WBC series


MYNDA, AKSUM- It took a public letter of intent, public negotaitions between leaders of Lugave and Banija, and an agreement between the major political parties of Banija- alongside a referendum. But after all of that work, Lugave has officially ascended to full state status within the Kingdom of Banija. A move that could've been very controversial, but really, had a lot of buy-in from all sides. While the biggest moves that matter were politics and economic, sport is also something that will matter in this sports mad nation.

There was thought that a series here at WBC 61 could be moved to Lugave, or at least a game. But the Olympic Committee of Banija(who governs all pro sports in Banija not named soccer or ice hockey) rejected that out of hand. "While the idea is enticing, there is simply not enough notice to make that happen." Said the committee's executive chairman, Patrick Zervos. "We've got contracts set with our exisiting 6 home venues we've gotten for this tournament, and we did a lot to make sure that we have regional balance. But no matter- with the XIV Summer Olympiad upcoming, as well as other sporting tournaments, there will be plenty of opportunity to ensure that Lugave can showcase itself via sport, and the OCB will be there to make that happen."

The closest venue to Lugave, of course, is Warrior Field in Mynda- with a seating capacity of 33,000. Our next home series is there, and so, why not have a night? And that's exactly what is happening- Game 2 of that series will be 'Lugave night'. None of the Banijan players have Lugave heritage, but it will be a night where the team celebrates the integration of our new northernmost state. We will wear a special, limited edition baseball cap- one that has the state flag of Lugave on the side, next to the Banijan flag. Traditional Lugave foods will be available for purchase as well.

"It's important that this kind of thing happens at an event like this." Said the Banijan Minister for Culture, Media, and Sport, Akello Kyegara. "It's important for a number of reasons. To ensure that Banijans remember that Lugave is a part of this country, and are introduced to the culture. And, it is a message for the Lugave people- their culture is Banijan culture, and now, Banijan culture includes their culture. It will be a tremendous game, which is how these things go, and it will be exciting to watch." He also announced that the game would be available on free to air TV in Lugave.

Kyegara plans on attending the entire three game set in person- a fairly common occurence for somebody in his position, especially in this nation where the lines between sport, culture, and politics are blurry at best- and many times, entirely non-existent. Beyond this, various Banijan sporting organizations are beginning to think about how to integrate Lugave into sporting structures. There is very little, if any, domestic sporting scene there, at least on the professional level, so it is something that is far easier said than done. There are rumors about putting a baseball team in Ekkobe, at the very bottom of the pyramid- but we'll see if something like that gets off the ground.

Surely a soccer team or too could join the Banijan pyramid in that sport, way down in the 3rd tier, but like we said- that is something that is surely a wait and see. The GFLB is 'looking for ways to engage', but there are no signs of a pro gridiron team ever joining up from Lugave. It might be more about talent- investing in the region in the youth levels, for more payoff down the line.

But as borders change, realities change alongside them- and what happens in the world of global affairs, has far-reaching repurcussions in the sporting world.

Mini-Summary, Series 2:
Game 1: Mulowa Kantu had a dominant performance on the mound, pitching 6 shutout innings on the road as the Banijans cruised to a 5-0 victory over Riandera. It was an intensely close game for most of it- we only scored our second run in the 7th, and only really broke things open in the 8th inning, when Kamirakwo Sejjala came off the bench as a pinch hitter, in the pitcher's slot, and hit a 2 out, 2 run double.
Game 2: Adroa Kayima's WBC debut wasn't that bad- 4 earned across 6 innings. But he took the loss, although the bullpen allowed 7 more runs over the next 2 innings, as Riandera delivered us our first loss of this World Baseball Classic campaign. "Not much to take away when you lose by 9- this game got away from our bullpen." The manager said. "Let's pick up tomorrow and win the series.
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Diamond IX, Vol. III, Part II: Origins


Nine years ago, on a blustery night that smelled of distant rain, a loud triple-knock came on a door in the worst part of town.

"Akinari, get the door!" A young man calls.
The reply is immediate. "I'm still fuckin' changing! You get it."
Grumbling, the boy goes and answers the door. Outside, two uniformed officers.
"...yes?"
"Is the the Akaminai residence?" The first officer asks. "I'm Officer Poole, she's Officer Nakamura. May we come in?"
"I guess? What's this... about?"
"We'll explain everything in a minute. Are you an only child?"
"No. My brother's here, too. Akinari!"

The pitter-pat of footsteps approaching comes from the hallway. An even younger boy, barely in his teens, appears.
"What's going on, Ats?"
"Dunno. These cops wanna talk to us. You do something?"
"No, did you?"
"Nah."

The older brother turns to the cops.
"So, what's going on?"
"You're going to want to sit before you hear this." Officer Nakamura says with an expression that can only be described as pity plastered on her face.
Both of the brothers sit.
"I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but... your mom and dad were involved in an armed robbery at the bank tonight. Your mother is in the hospital right now, but your father... didn't make it. I'm sorry."
Both boys instantly folded, tears streaming as soon as the news was processed.

"Mom, is she... is she going to be okay?" The older boy asks.
"She's going to be paralyzed from the waist down, but she should live." Officer Poole says.

The rest of the conversation is a blur for the older brother.
"No, we don't have anybody else to stay with."
"We'll be fine. I have a job already. Rent's not bad."
Eventually, his patience snapped.
"Just get the fuck out already, I need to be alone."

The two officers leave after giving the younger brother a card with the information on how to see their mother on it.

That was the night that Atsuji Akaminai was born. The rent was going to be fine... but because their father had passed and the lease was in his name alone, the landlord evicted them. Homeless.
The brothers swore up and down they'd find a way to make it work. First, a motel. Then sleeping in the school gym, then couch-surfing with friends. But invariably, the motel ended up being their home base for a while. And the motels of Narakugai are not necessarily known for being kid-friendly. Both boys had to learn to survive much more quickly than they ever should have and by year's end, Atsuji had joined the ranks of the mob. Almost instantly, they were back in an actual apartment. With real food and an actual bed. But these things come at a cost. The cost? Having to lie, steal and cheat your way to the top. To never trust anybody. To know how to destroy, deny and disappear at a drop of a hat.

He never did end up going to see his mother. Akinari did, but Atsuji had turned off his emotions and become something she'd never recognize.
---
Fast forward to now. Atsuji stands in a graveyard, alone. The family plot has grown again with his mother finally succumbing to age, having never recovered from her paralysis. He skipped the funeral. He'd heard rumors that he'd be whacked if he had gone. Someone there to 'mourn' would just put one in his head and call it a day. And that was enough for him to not show up at all.

"Sorry, ma." He whispers. "I really am. I'm sorry I never came to see ya. I'm sorry I turned out this way. I know ya wasn't proud of me. But... I did what I had to do, goddamn it." And for the first time since that night nine years ago, he cried. Really cried. Liquor bottle in hand, rain pouring down, wasted on a bench in a graveyard. The most powerful man in Miraisaki would trade it all for things to be different. And tomorrow, he has to pitch for the Diamond IX.
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World Baseball Classic 61 – Tikariot Owls Recap & Liventia Preview

Live on TSTV

[Studio Open]
The TSTV Sports Desk is set up and ready to go, with the WBC61 logo fading to Caitlyn McNamara and Cameron Sandley seated under the lights. The highlight clips in the back show critical scenes from the Eshialand series, including some fans dressed in owl costumes.

Caitlyn:
“Welcome back, Owls Nation. After a rather shaky start against The Batavia, Tikariot faced the Battle of the Owls against Eshialand, and what a hoot it was!”

Cameron:
“Oh yes, Caitlyn. And each of the games was a spectacle for the fans, with a total of 50 runs between the three games. Our Owls definitely took a page out of football's Snowy Owls' playbook with a 'who needs defence?' approach. Game two of the series was an absolute thriller, with Tikariot up 8-3 before Eshialand nailed a whopping eight runs in the seventh inning, which saw three pitchers try their best for our team, but a three-run homer by Tessa 'TNT' Morgan levelled things in the eighth. It took until the twelfth inning for Morgan to add another walk-off home-run to make it 13-11 in one of the most thrilling games of the WBC to date!”

Caitlyn:
“With this sweep, the Owls stand at 4-2, climbing to 11th in the mega table while also winning the hooting rights for this tournament in quite spectacular fashion. So, the spirits are high before the next challenge looms in the shape of Liventia, who are sitting second overall with a 5-1 record, ranked 20th in the world, but if the last two series have shown us anything, then that the Owls seem to like to rise to the occasion.”

---

[Cut to Alcassar – Walter Segment]
The camera once more cuts to Alcassar, Acrassia. It is hot and humid, but in the distance a large, black storm front can be seen, with lightning flickering through the broiling clouds. Walter Bismuth looks like he is about to melt.

Walter:
“Yes, hello Caitlyn and Cornhole. All-Class-Harr is melting. I am melting. Why is it so hot here? Why am I here again? Oh! Basketball, yes. The Owls have secured their right to hoot after they blew Eshialand's feathers off and roasted them. I should ask if I could have some off the barbecue..."

Marcus Lindström walks by muttering "we didn't really kill them, Walter...," which makes Walter lose whatever already tenuous grasp on a train of thought he had.

Walter:
“I-... This is... Anyways..."

He reshuffles some of his cue cards.

Walter:
"Where was I? Ah yes. Olive oil, garlic, onion, bell peppers, zucchini..."

Chloe Bennett stops next to him and looks at the card.

Chloe:
"Walter, that's a recipe for a stirfry."

Walter looks at her bewildered before looking through his cue cards again.

Walter:
"Oh, right. Tikariot players I talked to said 'We who have the last hoot, hoot last.' Or something like this, Noah Eriksson told me that 'we lost to dragons, we slayed the owls, now on to...what do the Liventians even call themselves? Eh, we'll just beat them, too.' So, hopes are high in the team to get to the Copa Rushmori with enough three-pointers. Back you, Cornsyrup.”

Feed cuts back to the studio, where Cameron looks at Caitlyn, mouthing "cornsyrup?".

---

Off the Diamond – Life in Alcassar

Despite the sweep of Eshialand, coach Villiers has given his team instructions to take it easy, given the heat. Which basically meant that they embraced siestas and instead set out to explore Alcassar by Night. Alcassar was not ready for them. They descended upon the old port like a flock of, well, Owls—hungry, curious, and very loud. The stone alleys were peaceful and serene with lantern light, and the salty breeze carried the smell of grilled fish and spices. Locals sipping coffee under striped awnings suddenly found themselves sharing tables with Riley Thompson and Hannah Sullivan, who, naturally, turned ordering tapas into a race. Riley insisted on trying every on the menu, while Hannah challenged him to a “who can eat the hottest pepper” contest. (For the record, Hannah won. Riley needed two scoops of gelato to recover.)

A few of them commandeered a fishing boat, which tried to unmoor in a hurry but not fast enough, ending up being a harbour cruise for players who more than once came very close to falling overboard in their enthusiasm.

Coach Villiers, sipping something cold and clearly enjoying the chaos, simply remarked, “At least nobody’s injured. Yet.”

Walter Bismuth was also there—although no one is quite sure how he arrived. He spent most of the night asking locals if they could direct him to “the big palace with the horses,” before somehow ending up draped and boung in a carpet behind a stall.

By the time the Owls returned to their hotel, Alcassar had fallen quiet again, but more than one locals was left wondering what on earth just happened.

---

Caitlyn (studio):
“So, the Owls lost their series against unranked The Batavia, swept favoured Eshialand and now have another series coming against Liventia. But let's hope that their 'rising to the occasion' attitude continues.”

Cameron:
“Yes, Caitlyn. After Liventia, the Owls await The Martian Independent Republic, another unranked team, so, on paper, a lighter fixture, but then again, we thought the same about The Batavia.”

Caitlyn:
“Stay tuned for full coverage, as usual, right here on TSTV. The Owls are back in action, and lets hope they can continue to soar.”
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Postby The Kytler Peninsulae » Sat Sep 06, 2025 2:52 pm

Two teams with plenty to prove stepped into the Angel of Liberation Park in Alaer for its first ever international game, the start of a three-game series in this marathon WBC league phase. Eighth v ninth. Rematch of a recent octofinal series. And a team that was lucky to only lose one out of three against no-names against a team that was lucky to only have three games to lose in the first place against those Milchamian Maggie-worshippers.

All was set up beautifully, and in particular for all kinds of noise. This is in part because Angel of Liberation Park was built with noise retention as a priority. The "angel's wings" outfield walls are symbolic - the top of them extend beyond the foul poles to form a winged sculpture of sorts, a symbol of the Kytlerian "flight of liberation" out of international isolation under Alaer local (and vaunted club soccer manager) Clituleng Giisost, whose name adorns the adjacent new home of the team he once managed. But they're also 5m high at their lowest point in straightaway centre (where the wall literally is the batter's eye) and swoop outwards to double that height at the foul poles, which lie 93m out from home plate. 10m walls, 93m out; that's exactly as coincidental as you think it is, which is to say "not." Even that CF wall is only 119.5m out. In other words, the noise from the main stands facing the outfield bounces right back the other way, fast. This may have been designed as a symbol of openness on the outside, but the inside is quite functionally, quite deliberately not that.

It also means that quite a few hard-hit balls that would be either out of the park or simply outs in most buildings will instead bounce off those walls. And bouncing balls cause outfield falls to the unwary. Like the visitors' young corner outfielders Shichirō Aiso and Azusa Ekuni. Thrust into the fold perhaps earlier than the Dragonflies themselves would have preferred, they were thrown here into an environment with fans in the bleachers making a heck of a noise seemingly right over their heads and those walls changing the geometry of their domain in ways that simply render half of their outfield experience from youth play upwards utterly irrelevant. People talk about the pros and cons of "machine learning" these days, but human sportspeople are learning machines in their own way, and this configuration was not in their training data.

Sure enough, Ekuni simply bluescreened as a Benjamin Ígorsson drive into left booped into the wall two-thirds of the way up and came back exactly where she wasn't. That - and veteran third baseman Eikichi Matsuoka being caught between chasing the ball himself and waiting in position, and doing neither - allowed one of the slowest sluggers in top-level multiversal baseball to snatch a triple. "Think that's my first one in... I don't want to know, it's been a long time and it'll probably never happen again," Ígorsson admitted. "My knee actually feels a bit sore running that far!"

That came in the third inning, allowing Ígorsson to be driven in on a one-out sacrifice fly from Magnus Álfarsson before Egill Njállson drew a walk and Sven Magnusson smashed a towering two-run shot over that towering right-field wall to double a lead that had been given to them in the second on a drive into deep left field by Asbjørnsson. In the fifth, a Rich Bolton line drive into the alley caught Aiso tracking too close to the wall and being left literally on his backside as the ball passed where he should ideally have been and instead into space where multiple fielders could go and none exactly wanted to. That too became a triple - not something to give up with two outs and the bases empty - and Ígorsson simply dispatched the next pitch literally into the Xandrian Sea over the wall in centre. That chased Goio Padron from the game, and any time a team with a "regular" five-starter rotation goes to the pen before a Kytlerian one, that's a pretty good sign that team isn't winning. It was 6-0 then, it became 8-0 in the seventh after the first two pitches after a rousing crowd rendition of Kytlerian baseball anthem Rise Like A Phoenix were a hit-by-pitch and a middle-middle fastball yeeted into left by that man Ígorsson, and the two runs picked up by the Dragonflies after that did nothing to dampen the spirits of the first 40,000-plus home crowd ever to see a Kytlerian baseball game. (The park's official capacity is seven short of 41,100, which is also exactly as coincidental as you think it isn't. Two of the "missing" seats are found in symbolic places - row 3, seat 28 of section 134 and row 1, seat 34 in section 328 - commemorating the 328 who died on Kytlair Flight 134.)

The Dragonflies apparently figured it out - they won the next two to arrest their slide and leave the Phoenix an awkward 3-3 - but on that one night in Alaer, all things seemed possible. And there's still thirty more games to go. Next up, a trip to Ranoria before welcoming the cricket converts of Paradystopia to the Donaldson Diamond. Well, Zube is more cricket country than Alaer...
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Postby TJUN-ia » Sat Sep 06, 2025 2:53 pm

To say our first series back didn't go to plan would be an understatement. Losing the series against the World #1 is fair enough, but getting swept at home in such convincing fashion certainly put a dampner on whatever optimism we had entering this WBC. Of course, we still had 33 games left to turn this game around, but what happened in Portside left a sour taste in our mouths and Vojtěch Heyrovský was determined to rectify things as soon as possible.

TJUN-ia 3-5 Kamijiro
TJUN-ia 6-3 Kamijiro
TJUN-ia 4-5 Kamijiro (F/11)


Yeah, that didn't happen...at least to the most important degree.
- Peter Glendinning vs Howard Ellis was just a tight one, which we ended up losing
- Khamis Ali Makame, in their starting debut, actually beat Adélaïde Mignault for our first win of the season thanks to a Grand Slam from DH Zingisa Mtyanda.
- Game 3, the series decider, went all the way to 11 innings...only for the hosts to walk it off.

So we looked better overall, but we are still 1-5 and potentially in some deep shit. The United States of Nova Calania is next on the road, and we hope to just actually look competent for once!
GO BATTIN' JAGS!


SCHEDULE
S1: vs South Newlandia (1) - Rounders Field, Portside L 0-3 (35th)
S2: @Kamijiro (11) L 1-2 (34th)
S3: @United States of Nova Calania (18) - Tiger-Dolphin Stadium, Burnham-on-Stove
S4: vs Riandera (UR) - Rounders Field, Portside
S5: vs Chromatika (UR) - Rounders Field, Portside
S6: @Zwangzug (6) - Worm Hole, Spenson
S7: @Kwrpania (UR)
S8: vs Loyo (22) - The Diamond in The Gardens, New Washington
S9: @Visayas Islands (35)
S10: vs Natkr (30) - The Diamond in The Gardens, New Washington
S11: vs Tikariot (10) - The Diamond in The Gardens, New Washington
S12: @Valentine Z (UR) - Genesis Stadium, Shinjuku
1st: ECC4/5, NSSCRA13, RLWC22, IBS20, EBT3, EIHT2, ET20V
2nd: NSCF24/26, ARWC4, WC:TOTS, IBC34, IBS17, RUWC33/35, ECC6, EKT, WCoH52, T20WC18, CE43, EIHT4
3rd: ARWC3, IBC32/41, ECC3/7, ARWC6, ET20 4/6, ECT, RUWC37, WCoH56
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Llamaphant Pro Baseball Season 9 - Previews (2/10)

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Starting Pitchers
SP Jorge Billing (Ranoria)
SP Yahweh "The Cannon" Bohannon (Ranoria)
SP Valentina Rodon (Super-Llamaland)
SP Tia Shinde (South Newlandia)
SP Amber Nixon (Super-Llamaland)
6th SP Quentin Burke (Sanford)
Bullpen
RP Miellen Walker (Ranoria)
RP Gaia Colombo (South Newlandia)
RP Anthony Powell (South Newlandia)
RP Matti Rossi (South Newlandia)
RP Christian Vaughan (Super-Llamaland)
RP Jenny Strauss (Super-Llamaland)

Starting Fielders
C Benji Becker (Osterhalten)
1B Edward Scout (Tumbra)
2B John Solomons (Ranoria)
SS Justin Derrick (Ranoria)
3B Ava Llorente (Super-Llamaland)
LF Julian Breit (Ranoria)
CF Darcy Quagliarella (Super-Llamaland)
RF Kevin Whitmore (Tumbra)
DH Gary Promises (South Newlandia)
Bench players
C Sana Dixon (South Newlandia)
MIF Baptiste Michel (South Newlandia)
SS Charis Lee (Tumbra)
RF/OF Pia Franke-Davies (South Newlandia)
CoIF Varun Patel (South Newlandia)


The Snow Bears have been a lot of things in their 8 seasons in the LPB. They’ve been a bad team sometimes, they’ve been a good team missing the playoffs, and they’ve been a great team making playoffs runs. Some have probably already forgotten they won a championship just three seasons ago. Often, there hasn’t really been a rhyme or reason for when they’re good and when they’re not (sometimes they’re hibernating, is what Snow Bears fans would say). The last two seasons, they’ve definitely been that second thing, following their championship with two sub .500 seasons, the latter of which saw them record a franchise-worst 66 wins. The team of Jonas Nuhl is looking for a bounce-back season, recovering from their recent bad stretch and finally post a winning season again. With Ranoria returning to the international scene, it should be possible.

The Snow Bears took it slowly in the off-season, mostly content to re-sign the players they already have, and developing players internally. Yahweh Bohannon was the main player they signed to a new deal. After losing the previous season to a celery injury, “The Cannon” has signed a long-term contract to stay in Elephant Valley that presumably prohibits him from being near cutlery. Other than that, their Ranorian infield duo will also be staying in town. The only real signing the Snow Bears made, clearly mindful of their cap space that’s being eaten up like it’s a hot dog spotted by Julian Breit, is veteran outfielder Gary Promises. The journeyman is likely only a stop-gap at DH until the Snow Bears figure out a long-term solution there.

The actually exciting roster move, meanwhile, was calling up a pair of starters from AAA New Colk. Their two headliners from the previous draft are ready to get going in the bigs. The first is 9th overall selection Amber Nixon – the lefty with the excellent stuff has figured out just enough command to make her viable at the big league level, and the Llamanean is bringing enough experience to be an asset for the Bears. She may have been picked earlier, but Tia Shinde stole the show last season with the AAA Tigers. The South Newlandian out of Newport was great as a Gazelle, but quickly turned it to another level with Elephant Valley, looking like a future star early on with pin-point accuracy, a great fastball that’s jumped in velo far more than anyone expected, and her ability to pitch deep into the game like few prospects her age. She was the top overall prospect in the SNL at the end of last season for a reason, and she’s now going to get her first starts with the Snow Bears. For all the excitement and enthusiasm, she is still only a rookie, and may need some time to adjust to the level of hitting in the LPB.

Okay – so who is this Snow Bears team? The overhaul really starts with the Starting Rotation that was a massive weakness last season. Behind Jorge Billing, with both the Cannon and Rodon out, they had to resort to a lot of starts from Powell, Burke and deadline-addition Griffin Henderson, who answered the question “can you be washed if you never had a prime” with a resounding “yes”. Now, Henderson is retired, Powell back in the bullpen, and Burke in a spot-starter role. Billing should have at least one more good season in the tank, The Cannon is healthy again, and Valentina Rodon should make a full return as well. The Llamanean was a high pick, but hasn’t fully broken out yet. With the two more rookies joining the mix, the Snow Bears have a young, dynamic rotation that’s poised to do a lot of damage.

The bullpen has some promise, too. Miellen Walker is getting older, but is still a very solid closer, and Gaia Colombo continues to make strides with the Elephants and Snow Bears. Beyond that, there’s Anthony Powell, who’s much better served in this reduced role where no one minds his walk rate too much. That’s about all the Snow Bears have here worth noting, and while you’d hesitate to call it an asset, it shouldn’t tank the team either.

Catcher Benji Becker has exceeded expectations, with the power-hitting backstop from Osterhalten actually winning and keeping the starting job for good. There may be a AAA catcher biding her time and waiting for her moment, but for now, the slugger has pushed Sana Dixon into the backup role. He and the pitchers are helped by a great MIF duo of Ranorian internationals John Solomons and Justin Derrick. The latter’s not a great fielder anymore at his age, and neither were ever the most exciting players, but two fringe All-Stars will still do the Bears a lot of good. On the corners, there’s Ranorian Edward Scout and the ever-underrated Ava Llorente, still one of the better all-around third basemen in the league. Her contributions cant be underestimated.

The star in the outfield is and remains Julian Breit, their Ranorian super-slugger and hot dog muncher. He’s always a threat to lead the league in home runs, even at his age, and is their biggest star by far. Their outfield defense isn’t great, though, with Darcy Quagliarella not helping the cause. Kevin Whitmore is solid defender, but not too much of a hitter, and Gary Promises shouldn’t see the field much if things go well. The bench is unremarkable outside of shortstop Charis Lee, who could probably start elsewhere but presumably likes sticking with his Tumbran teammates. He’s also getting his chances, both as a defensive replacement and occasional pinch-hitter or -runner.

AAA New Colk Tigers have often be ranked near the bottom of the SNL, but have ascended all the way to the third-best system in Elephant country. While they don’t have an elite top tier prospect, they have four looking to make an impact in the bigs soon enough. That includes their three highest picks of the draft. Their top prospect, Sara Montero, is a high school righty who’ll need a lot of development, and Llamanean right-hander Connor McMahon will also need some time. The last in the trio is Jackson Lee, who’s able to hit well from both sides of the plate, especially for power, and looks like a future small version of Julian Breit. Their other highly ranked prospect is catcher Katherine Davis, drafted out of High School one season earlier; the youngster is well ahead of track, especially defensively, but will need more time. One also shouldn’t underestimate Lewis Frost, who has a lot of talent, but didn’t quite put it together in Ratzupalfu. Here, he’ll get more innings and a chance to work his way up.

This team is looking to get back to the playoffs, but that may prove hard in a difficult SNL North. The team is in a transition right now, with Jonas Nuhl trying to rebuild a squad that still has a lot of expensive contracts on the books. Is this team trying to make a push already or trying to accumulate more assets? It doesn’t seem sure itself, but if everything breaks their way, they could be a playoff contender, although they’re probably not ready to make another championship run. There’s still many question marks, but Ranorians are known to surprise. And if they don’t go on a run, that’s fine too and will yield some additional players to build this roster around. Look out for these rookie starters to be in the Rookie of the Season mix, and for this to be a really fun team overall.




Llamaphant Pro Baseball Season 9 - The Draft (part 3/3) [may read better with the window on your screen narrowed]

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#25 // Sophie City Monarchs
CoIF Sam Brown-Klein // 21 // 4-year Big 14 (KMS) // South Newlandia

#26 // Corbin Island Chariots // via Greens, Wizards
OF Lucie-Noura Anderson // 22 // 5-year Big 14 (NPI) // South Newlandia

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#27 // Corbin Island Chariots
UTIL Aurora Delgado // 23 // 5-year Big 14 (NCTU) // South Newlandia
Delgado was the perfect swiss-army knife for the Harriers. There wasn’t a consistent spot available for her, but her skills demanded playing time – she appeared at 3B most often as a senior. Experienced after 5 years in college. Severely lacks power, which has dropped her out of the first round.

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#28 // Xingcheng Renaissance // via Flames, Blue Sox
RHRP Theo Mitchell // 22 // 4-year Big 14 RBU // South Newlandia

#29 // Elephant Valley Snow Bears
3B Tess Salazar // 23 // Super-Llamaland

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#30 // Elephant Valley Snow Bears
RHP Connor McMahon // 21 // Super-Llamaland

#31 // Apple Valley Vipers // via Cosmos
RHRP Eva Busch // 23 // 5-year Big 14 (EVSI) // South Newlandia

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#32 // Peninsulara Kingfishers
RHSP Kenneth-Miran Young // 21 // 4-year Big 14 (RUoN) // South Newlandia

#33 // Corbin Island Chariots // via Stingrays, Greens
CF Lia König // 22 // 4-year Big 14 (NCTU) // South Newlandia

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#34 // Jaffro Drawks // via Dolphins
3B Juna Dubois // 23 // 4-year Big 14 (NLS) // South Newlandia
Dubois was great at the hot corner for the Gazelles, but the Jagomir native has struggled to get on base consistently at all levels so far. She does bring both speed and power alongside a strong arm to hold down third defensively, but she’ll need some time to get the bat up to speed.

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#35 // New Llama Cyclones // via Wizards
LHP Kimberly Schuster // 22 // 4-year Big 14 (NCTU) // South Newlandia

#36 // Sophie City Monarchs // via Saints, Dachshunds
IF Francine Dauw // 21 // 4-year Big 14 (SCC) // Ko-oren

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#37 // Elephant Valley Homers
OF Théo Orleans // 22 // 4-year Big 14 (RUoN) // Ko-oren

#38 // South Falls Athletics // via Dachshunds
1B Anna Chandra // 20 // High School // South Newlandia

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#39 // Newport Dolphins // via Athletics
RHP Pablo Hernandez // 21 // 4-year Big 14 (EVU) // South Newlandia
The Dolphins add a Red Elephant that has been severely overshadowed by his teammates at the top of this draft. Hernandez did have a fine career of his own, though, actually pitching at a greater volume than either of the headliners. Even with a fastball that doesn’t really even touch 90, he’s been able to get batters out with a sweeper. The term “Chad Innings Eater” comes to mind.

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#40 // Busukuma Triceratops // via Blue Sox
LHP Caroline Nilssen // 20 // Super-Llamaland

#41 // Kyrinson Cosmos // via Rhinos
C Collin Tedesco // 19 // 1-year Big 14 (KMS) // Super-Llamaland

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#42 // Nikcoro Suns
LHRP Lara Gomes // 23 // 4-year Big 14 (NLS) // South Newlandia

#43 // Kyrinson Cosmos // via Vipers
RHP Kasper Lin // 19 // Super-Llamaland

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#44 // Elephant Valley Snow Bears // via Lions
SS Mary Davis // 24 // Non-Big-14 // South Newlandia
Perhaps the biggest reach of the draft yet – just no real upside. The Snow Bears need a shortstop of the future, but this isn’t how to go about that. Ceiling as a utility defender.

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#45 // Sophie City Monarchs // via Drawks
1B Gabriel Voda // 21 // 4-year Big 14 (SCC) // Zalivinia
Voda had to wait a shockingly long time to get his name called – he’s been a very solid batter with the Ducks and could definitely have been worth an earlier pick. Ultimately, while he’s solid across the board, there isn’t overly much to get too excited about – could become a solid starter, though.

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#46 // Denison Dynamo // via Cyclones
RHP Caleb Hernandez // 23 // Super-Llamaland

#47 // Xingcheng Renaissance // via Dynamo
DH Paavo Phabeni // 23 // 5-year Big 14 (NPI) // South Newlandia

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#48 // Newport Owls // via Owls, Monarchs
RHSP Aaron Hof-Fantenmann // 22 // 4-year Big 14 (WBU) // South Newlandia
The first two rounds conclude with another reach, with the Owls picking a Walstreim Fox – Fantenmann doesn’t really have any standout traits, and there were players with far bigger upside still on the board.

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New Llama Cyclones // CF Rachel Garrido // 22 // 4-year Big 14 (SCC) // South Newlandia
Garrido should probably have been scooped up by somebody; many draft boards had her around the end of the first round. The Ducks outfielder has been phenomenal with the glove, making defensive plays no one else could, and has also been hitting well enough for average that she could definitely make an impact in the bigs.

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Busukuma Triceratops // SS Brandon Marquez // 19 // High School // South Newlandia
Marquez is super traitsy, and definitely has a lot of upside at the dish; but it’s questionable if he can actually hold down short defensively long-term. Projecting much onto the 19-year-old is pure speculation, but he’ll have a chance to develop in Kiala.

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St. Riecarn Saints // CoIF Gerald Holmes-Ali // 24 // 5-year Big 14 (EVU) // South Newlandia

Walstreim Stingrays // LHRP Alix Henry // 23 // 5-year Big 14 (NCTU) // South Newlandia

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Elephant Valley Snow Bears // RHRP Lewis Frost // 4-year Big 14 (RUoN) // Sanford

Walstreim Stingrays // 1B Peter Preheim // 4-year Big 14 (WBU) // Sanford

Busukuma Triceratops // OF Yoltz-Belaj Tla // 4-year Big 14 (WBU) // Qusmo

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Newport Owls // RHP Ludwig Hahn // 23 // 4-year Big 14 (NCTU) // South Newlandia
And that’s the final pick of the draft! Always fun with these late-rounders, I wonder if even Hahn’s mother knew he might get drafted today.

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Postby Loyo » Sat Sep 06, 2025 3:29 pm

Loyon Batters Need To "Prepare For Akaminai", Says Hitting Coach, Ex-Player Jimi Fiazzo


Loyo is set to face Kamijiro again, following an intense battle with them in the last WBC qualifying, where the teams split their series 2-2 in a series of games many Loyon fans consider the most-entertaining of the WBC 60 gauntlet. With hopes of again qualifying for the knockout rounds, the Sunshine Tigers head into the home series with a 3-3 record.

"We're either going to come out of this series with a winning record or a losing record", manager Chase Min-Son said in a press conference in Qingmedao two days before the series. "That's what myself and the coaching staff have been repeating to the players. This series means a lot to us, because it's a defining moment for our team to set expectations for the rest of the competition."

Hitting coach and former national team player Jimi Fiazzo focused on the Kamijiroans' pitcher Atsuji Akaminai during his pre-game statements:

"Since this game was penciled into the schedule, we've been working with the players to prepare for Akaminai. The last time we played, Atsuji was a strong factor in the team's victory. We had real struggled hitting his pitches, I believe we had less than a handful of hits during his time on the mound, and he has a real talent for painting the box with difficult pitches."

"The fact that we lost to them at home to end qualifying is a sore spot," said DH Nika Vulkae. "I still think about that game, and I've really been looking forward to playing them again. Akaminai has an intimidating mound presence, and everyone in that stadium will be cheering for us to throw off his mental. I'm excited already!"

Fans have already gathered in the area surrounding May Revolution Park in Qingmedao, with stadium management anticipating the largest attendance so far in the competition. The Revolutionary Police have been working with supporter's groups to organize arrival to the stadium, implementing safety measures to ensure that crowding doesn't occur around the stadium.

William “Billy” Yank, who retired from the national team following WBC 57, was named Captain of May Revolution Park Fan Safety in a well-attended celebration prior to WBC 61. Yank had important information for fans prior to the boisterous series.

"Safety is a communal responsibility. We ask all fans to respect each other, and listen to the orders of the Revolutionary Police when they coordinate logistics around the park. There are many streets around the May Revolution complex that have a risk of overcrowding. We may close these streets depending on the conditions during gameday. Anticipate longer-than-average wait times at security points, and arrive at least 90 minutes before the game to ensure you get inside the stadium on time for the first pitch. Please take note of official safety correspondences before, during, and after the game."

Jackson Free is not in the lineup for the following series due to a persistent back issue, Tiff Vandusen will replace him at his spot in the lineup.

Starting Pitchers for the Series:

Game One: Kyla Maccz, Game Two: Amon Zao, Game Three: Rei Uno
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Postby The Kytler Peninsulae » Sat Sep 06, 2025 3:41 pm

RESULTS
LEAGUE PHASE SERIES 3


The Kytler Peninsulae @ Ranoria Scored by Tikariot
The Kytler Peninsulae 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 3
Ranoria 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 3 X 5

The Kytler Peninsulae 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 4
Ranoria 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1

The Kytler Peninsulae 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 2
Ranoria 1 0 0 0 0 4 0 0 X 5
Eshialand @ Cardenao
Eshialand 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Cardenao 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 2

Eshialand 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 2 0 4
Cardenao 1 0 0 5 4 0 0 4 X 14

Eshialand 3 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 3 9
Cardenao 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 4
Tikariot @ Liventia	
Tikariot 3 0 0 3 0 0 2 0 0 8
Liventia 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 2

Tikariot 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 2
Liventia 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 X 4

Tikariot 0 0 1 0 0 2 0 1 0 4
Liventia 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 4 X 6
TJUN-ia @ United States of Nova Calania		
TJUN-ia 0 0 2 0 0 4 0 0 1 7
United States of Nova Calania 2 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 4

TJUN-ia 1 0 0 0 1 1 2 0 1 6
United States of Nova Calania 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1

TJUN-ia 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 2
United States of Nova Calania 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1
Kamijiro @ Loyo		
Kamijiro 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 1 1 0 2 7
Loyo 0 0 1 0 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 5

Kamijiro 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 2
Loyo 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Kamijiro 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 3
Loyo 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 1 0 3 6
Ko-oren @ Dhemixia		
Ko-oren 1 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 5
Dhemixia 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 3

Ko-oren 0 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 5
Dhemixia 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 2

Ko-oren 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 3 0 5
Dhemixia 0 1 0 0 0 2 1 0 0 4
Zenic @ Delaclava		
Zenic 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
Delaclava 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 X 2

Zenic 0 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
Delaclava 0 0 2 0 0 1 0 0 1 4

Zenic 1 0 3 0 0 0 3 0 0 7
Delaclava 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 2 2 6
Terefuxe @ Sarzonia		
Terefuxe 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 3
Sarzonia 0 0 1 1 1 1 0 1 X 5

Terefuxe 0 1 0 0 0 0 2 1 0 4
Sarzonia 2 0 3 2 0 0 0 0 X 7

Terefuxe 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 2
Sarzonia 1 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 X 4
Oriental of Rio de La Plata @ Natkr		
Oriental of Rio de La Plata 1 0 0 1 2 0 0 0 0 4
Natkr 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 3

Oriental of Rio de La Plata 2 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 4
Natkr 3 0 1 0 2 0 0 1 X 7

Oriental of Rio de La Plata 0 0 0 0 0 2 1 0 0 3
Natkr 0 1 0 2 2 0 1 0 X 6
The Batavia @ Visayas Islands		
The Batavia 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 1 4
Visayas Islands 1 0 0 2 1 3 0 0 X 7

The Batavia 0 5 1 2 3 0 0 0 1 12
Visayas Islands 0 2 0 0 4 0 0 1 0 7

The Batavia 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 4 5
Visayas Islands 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 4
Valentine Z @ Kronbia		
Valentine Z 3 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 2 7
Kronbia 1 0 0 2 1 0 0 2 0 6

Valentine Z 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 2
Kronbia 0 1 1 2 0 2 0 0 X 6

Valentine Z 0 0 0 1 0 0 2 0 0 3
Kronbia 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 2
Chromatika @ Hapilopper		
Chromatika 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 6 0 7
Hapilopper 0 0 0 1 4 1 4 1 X 11

Chromatika 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Hapilopper 2 0 2 4 0 1 0 0 X 9

Chromatika 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 2
Hapilopper 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Katzeburg @ Drawkland		
Katzeburg 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
Drawkland 4 0 0 0 2 3 1 0 X 10

Katzeburg 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1
Drawkland 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 X 2

Katzeburg 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 3
Drawkland 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 1 1 4
Paradystopia @ Quebec and Shingoryeo		
Paradystopia 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Quebec and Shingoryeo 2 0 4 1 0 0 2 1 X 10

Paradystopia 0 2 0 1 0 0 1 2 0 6
Quebec and Shingoryeo 3 1 0 0 4 0 0 5 X 13

Paradystopia 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
Quebec and Shingoryeo 1 0 2 0 0 1 0 2 X 6
Andso Mangis @ South Newlandia		
Andso Mangis 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
South Newlandia 3 0 0 0 0 4 0 0 X 7

Andso Mangis 0 0 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 3
South Newlandia 2 0 1 0 2 0 2 0 X 7

Andso Mangis 2 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 4
South Newlandia 0 0 6 10 3 4 0 1 X 24
The Martian Independent Republic @ Zwangzug		
The Martian Independent Republic 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1
Zwangzug 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 X 4

The Martian Independent Republic 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1
Zwangzug 0 2 0 1 1 0 0 0 X 4

The Martian Independent Republic 0 1 0 0 0 2 0 2 0 5
Zwangzug 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 1 3
Riandera @ Milchama		
Riandera 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 6
Milchama 0 0 0 0 4 1 0 0 2 7

Riandera 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Milchama 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 3

Riandera 0 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 4
Milchama 0 4 0 0 2 2 1 2 X 11
Kwrpania @ Banija		
Kwrpania 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
Banija 0 0 2 0 2 0 1 0 X 5

Kwrpania 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Banija 0 5 0 0 0 0 0 1 X 6

Kwrpania 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 2
Banija 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 X 3


LEAGUE PHASE STANDINGS AFTER SERIES 3		P	W	L	RF	RA	PythR
1 Quebec and Shingoryeo 9 8 1 56 21 0.877
2 Banija 9 8 1 46 24 0.786
3 Milchama 9 8 1 52 30 0.750
4 Drawkland 9 7 2 47 19 0.860
5 South Newlandia 9 7 2 67 28 0.851
6 Liventia 9 7 2 48 33 0.679
7 Hapilopper 9 6 3 57 29 0.794
8 Zwangzug 9 6 3 38 30 0.616
9 Sarzonia 9 6 3 45 36 0.610
10 Valentine Z 9 6 3 45 38 0.584
11 Kamijiro 9 6 3 41 35 0.578
12 The Batavia 9 6 3 39 39 0.500
13 Tikariot 9 5 4 50 42 0.586
14 Ranoria 9 5 4 42 36 0.576
15 Natkr 9 5 4 49 49 0.500
16 Ko-oren 9 5 4 34 42 0.396
17 Loyo 9 4 5 43 38 0.561
18 Kronbia 9 4 5 40 37 0.539
19 The Kytler Peninsulae 9 4 5 33 33 0.500
20 Kwrpania 9 4 5 50 51 0.490
21 Visayas Islands 9 4 5 48 50 0.480
22 TJUN-ia 9 4 5 33 35 0.471
23 Delaclava 9 4 5 41 51 0.393
24 Chromatika 9 4 5 36 52 0.324
25 The Martian Independent Republic 9 4 5 30 46 0.298
26 Terefuxe 9 3 6 27 33 0.401
27 Cardenao 9 3 6 33 41 0.393
28 Zenic 9 3 6 34 43 0.385
29 Katzeburg 9 3 6 26 42 0.277
30 Riandera 9 2 7 43 57 0.363
31 United States of Nova Calania 9 2 7 33 44 0.360
32 Eshialand 9 2 7 41 62 0.304
33 Paradystopia 9 2 7 40 61 0.301
34 Dhemixia 9 2 7 35 54 0.296
35 Oriental of Rio de La Plata 9 2 7 31 53 0.255
36 Andso Mangis 9 1 8 27 66 0.143
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Postby Katzeburg » Sun Sep 07, 2025 3:51 am

+-----------------+----+---+---+-----+----+----+----+---------+
| Player | AB | R | H | RBI | HR | BB | SO | Average |
+-----------------+----+---+---+-----+----+----+----+---------+
| Anthonyson (RF) | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.250 |
| Neely (1B) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0.000 |
| Nye (CF) | 3 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.333 |
| Lyall (C) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.000 |
| Egger (2B) | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.333 |
| Smith (DH) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.000 |
| Walther (LF) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.333 |
| Willard (3B) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0.000 |
| Rice (SS) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.000 |
+-----------------+----+---+---+-----+----+----+----+---------+

+----------+----+---+---+----+----+----+
| Player | IP | H | R | ER | BB | SO |
+----------+----+---+---+----+----+----+
| Sangster | 5 | 7 | 6 | 6 | 2 | 3 |
| Holmwood | 3 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 2 |
+----------+----+---+---+----+----+----+

OOC: All stats have been partly AI-Generated (Prompt is to generate stats based on the final box score).


+-----------------+----+---+---+-----+----+----+----+---------+
| Player | AB | R | H | RBI | HR | BB | SO | Average |
+-----------------+----+---+---+-----+----+----+----+---------+
| Anthonyson (RF) | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.250 |
| Bennet (1B) | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.250 |
| Nye (CF) | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.250 |
| Lyall (C) | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0.000 |
| Gartner (2B) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0.000 |
| Smith (DH) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0.333 |
| Garland (LF) | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.333 |
| Flowers (3B) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0.000 |
| Blythe (SS) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.000 |
+-----------------+----+---+---+-----+----+----+----+---------+

+--------+----+---+---+----+----+----+
| Player | IP | H | R | ER | BB | SO |
+--------+----+---+---+----+----+----+
| Unkle | 8 | 6 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 8 |
+--------+----+---+---+----+----+----+

OOC: All stats have been partly AI-Generated (Prompt is to generate stats based on the final box score).


+--------------+----+---+---+-----+----+----+----+---------+
| Player | AB | R | H | RBI | HR | BB | SO | Average |
+--------------+----+---+---+-----+----+----+----+---------+
| Tobias (RF) | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.250 |
| Bennet (1B) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.250 |
| Alan (CF) | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.250 |
| Wallis (C) | 4 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0.250 |
| Egger (2B) | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.250 |
| Smith (DH) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.250 |
| Walther (LF) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.250 |
| Willard (3B) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.000 |
| Rice (SS) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.000 |
+--------------+----+---+---+-----+----+----+----+---------+

+--------+-----+---+---+----+----+----+
| Player | IP | H | R | ER | BB | SO |
+--------+-----+---+---+----+----+----+
| McLain | 8.1 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 7 |
+--------+-----+---+---+----+----+----+

OOC: All stats have been partly AI-Generated (Prompt is to generate stats based on the final box score).


+-----------------+----+---+---+-----+----+----+----+---------+
| Player | AB | R | H | RBI | HR | BB | SO | Average |
+-----------------+----+---+---+-----+----+----+----+---------+
| Tobias (RF) | 13 | 3 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0.385 |
| Alan (CF) | 14 | 1 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0.357 |
| Bennet (1B) | 21 | 3 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0.333 |
| Nye (CF) | 23 | 1 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0.304 |
| Garland (LF) | 10 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0.300 |
| Anthonyson (RF) | 24 | 2 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0.292 |
| Wallis (C) | 12 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0.250 |
| Walther (LF) | 20 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 0.250 |
| Egger (2B) | 21 | 1 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0.238 |
| Lyall (C) | 23 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0.174 |
| Smith (DH) | 20 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 0.150 |
| Blythe (SS) | 10 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0.100 |
| Flowers (3B) | 11 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0.091 |
| Gartner (2B) | 11 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0.091 |
| Neely (1B) | 13 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 0.077 |
| Willard (3B) | 18 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0.056 |
| Rice (SS) | 19 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0.053 |
| Sangster (P) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.000 |
| Unkle (P) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0.000 |
| Werner (P) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.000 |
+-----------------+----+---+---+-----+----+----+----+---------+

+----------+------+----+----+----+----+----+
| Player | IP | H | R | ER | BB | SO |
+----------+------+----+----+----+----+----+
| Werner | 15 | 12 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 14 |
| McLain | 14.1 | 15 | 10 | 10 | 3 | 12 |
| Unkle | 13 | 12 | 6 | 6 | 2 | 13 |
| Sangster | 12 | 12 | 8 | 8 | 3 | 11 |
| Kurzmann | 6 | 7 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 6 |
| Courtney | 5 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 |
| Holmwood | 5 | 6 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 4 |
| Beringer | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 3 |
| Glazier | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| Wendell | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
+----------+------+----+----+----+----+----+

OOC: All stats have been partly AI-Generated (Prompt is to generate stats based on the final box score).


Before the Katzeburgian Revolution, Katzeburg had a long and often unproud tradition of Kaisers. A figurehead at the top of the proverbial food chain (or literally, in the case of Kaiser Douglas the Rather Big-Boned), the Katzeburgian Kaiser would rule over the many states of the nation of Katzeburg - sometimes with an iron fist, sometimes in a kind and gentle manner, and more often than not, rather incompetently.

For the last decade, boffins at the University of Waldstein history department have been diving into the history of feudal Katzeburg, aiming to stretch the royal line back as far as they possibly can. During their research, they have uncovered numerous tales of rulers who were history making for better or for worse. These are their stories.


Kaiser Julian the Would-Be - BK586 - BK586

Any scholar of Katzeburgian history would know that the BK600's were a rather dark time for the nation - as political in-fighting and states consistently were at war with each other and the nation hit record highs of poverty and inequality. As the country was still neck-deep in the many problems spurred on by the disastrous reign of Kaiser Wilhelm the Occasionally Brave, by the turn of the century in BK600, the royal Kudosian house was arguably on its last legs. The years between BK605 and BK590 saw five Kaisers take the throne from the house, all lasting short spells as ruler as assassinations and abdications became all the rage in Katzestadt in the final death throws of the bloodline.

The Kudosian bloodline, which had stretched all the way back to Kaiser Karl the Hopper in the BK900's, was nearing its end as the royal family of power in Katzeburg, and not because of its own choice, but rather because its own roster of suitable heirs was running very, very shallow. After the assassination of Kaiser William the Young in BK593, Kaiser William the Even Younger would take the throne at the age of just six and would rule for three years under the guardianship of Lord John Shinty from Abersee. But William the Even Younger himself wouldn't last long on the throne, suffering a nasty bout of decapitation while having his hair cut by the Katzestadt Castle stylist in BK590.

From there, Kaiser William the Absolute Youngest would ascend to the throne at the elder age of just three. Again under the stewardship of Lord Shinty, William the Absolute Youngest was seen by many challengers to the Kudosian line as the last bastion of hope - a drastic and desperate measure taken by a family seeking to cling onto power by any means necessary. Lord Shinty knew this, and conscious of a potential threat on the young ruler's life that would all but end the bloodline, he started making moves behind the scenes to safeguard the crown in his own families hands. Shinty had married off his son, Edward the Bargaining Chip, some years earlier to the daughter of previous Kaiser William the Normal Aged, and under the rules of Katzeburgian succession at that time, any son born of that marriage would be first in line for the throne should anything happen to Kaiser William the Absolute Youngest as they would be the last member of the Kudosian bloodline.

With some minor encouragement (and a threat that he wouldn't be allowed to return to Abersee should he fail to do so), Edward sired a child with his wife in BK587, shortly after the sixth birthday of the ruling Kaiser. It would be at the Kaiser's birthday party in which the young ruler would suffer a rather nasty cut on his finger while playing the historical Katzeburgian party game of 'Stab the Dancing Peasant' - where members of the ruling class would take turns being blindfolded and let loose with a sword in a small room containing a peasant pulled off the streets, with the aim to be stabbing the peasant in areas where you could score greater points. Kaiser William the Absolute Youngest would miss his attempt at the peasant and scrape his finger along the edge of the sword. Between crying out for his mother and Lord Shinty quickly working to shut down the party, nobody managed to keep track of the infection quickly brewing in the young Kaiser.

Nine months later, William the Absolute Youngest would be on his deathbed, the infection left untreated and spreading into the rest of his body - forcing the palace to be at panic stations as without a Kudosian ruler, the throne could become open for anyone to claim. Edward's son, Julian, would be born the day before Kaiser William the Absolute Youngest would succumb to his injuries, meaning the succession line had passed to the day old baby - now the last suitable member of the Kudosian line. Lord Shinty had been preparing for the birth of the child and had worked to keep it as secretive as possible so as not to alert rival forces looking to stake a claim on the crown upon William's death to the fact there was another heir. Shinty had to work quickly to put the various elements in place for what would follow the Kaiser's death, dispatching couriers to all major Lords in the kingdom to attend Katzestadt Castle in the coming days to discuss succession and ensure an equitable Katzeburg going forward. Shinty knew he had much of the support of the eastern and southern lords of Katzeburg, but if was able to pressure some of the western lords into giving him their backing to manage royal affairs, he could undertake the smoothest power grab in the country's history to that point.

But it had to be timed perfectly, and with many of the lords arriving to the castle on the same day as the birth of Julian, they were able to spend time with the ailing Kaiser and discuss with Shinty potential alliances to be formed upon the destruction of the Kudosian bloodline. So it was a significant surprise when the next day, upon the Kaiser's passing, Shinty rolled out Julian, the newly minted Kaiser of Katzeburg. This drove the visiting lords into a commotion, with none of them knowing another heir had been produced and more importantly, that the entire oversight of the country would go to a baby who was just over a day old.

In his book on the Kudosian bloodline, Many Kudos Katzeburg - How One Bloodline Dominated Early Katzeburg, Deerhaven historian Louis Pritchett stated: "The throne room descended into a shouting match between the various lords. Lord Sigmund of Waldstein proclaimed 'I will not back any Kaiser which has been in this world for less time than the shit in my pants', while Lord Rothbauer of Ynysgard stated 'there is nothing stopping us from ending this bloodline once and for all with a little baby murder'".

Lord Shinty would quickly work to control the crowd, agreeing with many that it would be beyond ridiculous to appoint a literal baby to the seat of Katzeburgian power, and suggested that as the patriarch of the paternal bloodline of the baby through his son Edward, he could be appointed Kaiser in place - avoiding war for all states while still keeping the crown within the succession line - albeit on an entirely new track. This drew a lot of consternation from the lords, many of whom suspected this had been a potential ploy to put Shinty himself on the throne. But fearing the prospect of another long war and further impacts to standards of living and resources, one by one the lords would back down from their position and agree to the suggestion.

Julian would therefore be removed from the position of Kaiser after less than one day on the throne - a day he himself would note years later was one he couldn't even remember due to it being so immediately after his own birth. Shinty would take the throne and become Kaiser John the Overseer - marking the end of the Kudosian period of Katzeburg rule. Julian meanwhile, would grow up in relative privilege in the Shinty seat of power in Abersee, being afforded a comfortable life with the knowledge that he could never truely look to retake his throne as life improved for many in Katzeburg over the following decades, thanks in no small part to the Shinty family. Julian however would brag whenever he had the chance to that he was once Kaiser of the entire country, often noting how he ended up better than almost anyone else who ended up on the throne because he was able to both live and enjoy his life in his own way.

His short reign does beg the question as to what Katzeburg would have become had he remained on the throne - with many theorising that the nation likely would have collapsed into war over the crown shortly after his birth as groups would have worked to assassinate the young ruler to crack open the throne for all who would be capable, as opposed to the concentration of power which would arise from Lord Shinty's taking of the throne.

Records remain unclear as to when Kaiser Julian the Would-Be died, but some historians estimate it to be around BK500 - passing away well into his eighties.
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Postby Zwangzug » Sun Sep 07, 2025 11:11 am

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Long-tenured Zebras Evgeny Travda and Adele Doutre-Lane have announced their signing with the New Ashur Pioneers of Milchama. The Pioneers were recently promoted from the second division of Milchamian professional baseball, and are looking to bolster their roster as they compete to stay in the major leagues. "It's a little unnerving going somewhere with the understanding that they might not even be in the majors next season," Travda admitted, "but given how much our country understands about football, I don't think we have a right to be telling anybody else how to run their sports."

"I'm looking forward to exploring the expansive outfield in Sargon's Palace," said Doutre-Lane. "When I first heard about the monuments at the Tundra Falls Proving Grounds, I kind of got confused and was like, are they just lying around in the outfield, wouldn't people trip over them? And then it was more metaphorical. But apparently these are actually just lying around in the outfield. Hopefully it's big enough that they won't be an issue. And hopefully the Pioneers will stay in one place longer than their alternate-universe predecessors."

The Pioneers also expressed interest in signing Cedric Arx-Gowen, who is also one of the senior members of the national team. However, negotiations hit a snag. Not due to a breakdown over financial considerations, which given both countries' economies are pretty moot anyway, but rather because the Pioneers management was skeptical whether a third baseman who throws left-handed is actually a thing that exists. Rather than confess that they hadn't actually done much research into the matter, the Zwischen Bears appear to have doubled down on their peculiar defensive setup, and insist that Arx-Gowen is just a transplant from a mirror universe. "I guess if you expected people to put their hands over their hearts during the national anthem or something, it would be a little awkward if he was the only one touching the right side of his chest," said Bears third-base coach Vanessa Siro-Amun, "but come on, no one is that patriotic here, and I don't expect it'll be an issue in Milchama either."

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Postby Ko-oren » Sun Sep 07, 2025 12:52 pm

Series 3: Ko-oren @ Dhemixia
Good Things
After this, it's back to back series against unranked opponents. While no guarantee for good results, it's a nice change of pace from the brutal series we've had so far, and which have highlighted some issues with the team. There's no taking it easy, ever, in the Classic, but it should give us the breathing space we need to figure out how to get this team into the knockouts at some point. Against Dhemixia, it feels like the team has already turned a corner, winning games 1 and 2, meaning that we not just have a winning streak going - it's at a whopping 5 victories in a row! That is with five runs each in separate innings in game one - again, it proves that we have multiple players capable of getting on base and other players capable of getting them home, apart from the two solo homers we witnessed in game 1. In game two, it all came down to a massive second inning, four runs, a three-run home run following a single RBI earlier in the inning. A shout out to Newich and Bardemaker for their home runs in game one, and thanks to Shiina for his home run in game two. Further shout outs to our starting pitchers who got lit up in their first appearances in series 1 and 2: Vasquez and Tone, for keeping it together and building some necessary confidence for the tasks ahead.

Bad Things
Four out of five runs conceded in games 1 and 2 were scored in the ninth. Two times we went into the final inning with a comfortable lead and both times Furushima made it much, much closer than needed. We knew we didn't necessarily have the most threatening closers - normally with pitchers we select for confidence, arsenal, speed, and when they tick two out of three boxes we're pretty happy - but with the closers it's coming down to ticking just one box. Often that's confidence, as there's a little more pressure on them than on the other relievers, but as we're seeing it is in fact coming at a cost of chucking slower fastballs right where the batter wants them, apparently.


Almanac Razahnensis

Every year, a body of researchers, philosophers, moral teachers, and so on, gathered in the region of Razahne, to compile and publish a vast array of works. These included anything from weather and climate forecasts to fortune telling, decisions of leaders and the opinions of the compilers thereon to the newest codified rules of games and sports. In their honour, the organisation behind the Almanac Razahnensis aims to compile and publish a massive body of work of their own, to be used as reference material for elementary and high school curriculums, for collectors, for the broadly interested, and so on. The topics of the modern Almanac Razahnensis vary.


Cultural Regions

There's a hundred ways to divide Ko-oren. Official governmental boundaries like municipalities and subdivisions ('states/provinces'), or soil type, or sports affinities, and so on. But a fairly contentious but well-established one: cultural regions.

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Every town should have more in common culturally-historically with other places within the region rather than outside it. Sometimes that is a little hamfisted, such as where zones 20, 10, and 9 touch, where these distinctions can be pretty arbitrary. But at the same time, at a macro level, few Ko-orenites are going to debate this map and it division into 31 (the numbering is, as with all things culture and Ko-oren, duodecimal). It also gives us a weird zone 4 which stretches along almost all of the north, but yeah, a random town in its west will have more in common with the towns at the east of zone 4 rather than coastal Mahrkioren, or the weird pocket of zone 3, or the cold northern zone 2. That's unfortunately how these maps come out.

For these zones, the population, area, and physical geography are secondary. They might pop up in some form, but the actual statistics don't matter.

Zone 1
The northern islands are quite unique. Their diet - traditionally not relying on the fruits spices, or even the baked goods that dominate the mainland so much - is different. The accent - some would call it a separate language - is different, and their names reflect it. Only the Gehrennan spoken here tacks on a system of articles conjugated for case at the start of a word, which is why nearly everything starts with the letter A, including the names. Listing people by initials doesn't work here, as a good 40% of the islands' population share the initials AA. The islands are a relatively late addition to the Ko-orenite state, so they've been outside the regular sphere of influence for culture: they have their own storytelling formats (more interactive, more 'village gathering around a campfire') and lack a grand stage theatre culture (which thrived in the large Bay cities and was exported through Ko-oren from there). Traditional buildings are wood and partially dug in, which it shares with some of the other areas, but it was uniquely dependent on it given the cold climate - that said, there was more coast, more fishing, and therefore a slight difference in how it handled that cold, hence the higher population density here than in some of the other northern areas.

Zone 2
Self-sufficient and a tendency to go it alone: the northern plains and mountains are places where people usually didn't have to deal with a lot of other people, and it shows. While self-sufficiency is a theme throughout the northern mainland, the image of someone sitting on their land, looking out over some of the largest and most lonely landscapes, with no other person in sight, is perfect for this zone. The architecture is a little shelter-y, sometimes even dug into hills, but behind incredibly cold facades are warm, if not very talkative, people. That said, the people here will communicate if it is for production's sake: there's not so much traditional industry, but the people are very industrious nonetheless. There's little sense in large public works, but communal buildings are constructed in record time.

Zone 3
This little pocket of the northern mainland is singled out for their ability to deal in absolutes and their religious following of self-sufficiency rules. Having your own patch of land for farming and raising animals, while being able to build and repair what you need and use, and being able to enjoy the fruits of your labour and the sweat of your brow is a strongly held belief up here. This has resulted in laxer local laws, for what that's worth after centuries of centralisation, but large businesses are still weirdly concentrated here. There's less of a community feel than on the northern islands - as is expected - but also less than zone 2 - where people are usually viewed as staunch and alone. Self-sufficiency wasn't confused for 'take what you will' either, though there was some historic pirate activity launched from these towns.

Zone 4
The catch-all zone for somewhat northern, rural, maybe a little simple, without the cuisine that makes most of southern and central Ko-oren so popular internationally. But before we tell you what they are not, what about what they do have? They've long been under the influence of the capitals and are fiercely meritocratic and even a little patriotic, which is a rarity in Ko-oren, but they've also been close to the northern bay cities of Shemurdar and Seterbohdu - more on those later - and there's still the communal feeling forged by having to work together to thrive in cold winters. A strange number of experts in their field have come from here, from engineers to botanists, from physicists to... yeah, mostly famous STEM researchers. They also embrace the idea of travelling, a Ko-oren staple, with orienteering and travel poetry having a very strong footprint here as well. You're not going to find people who enjoy the great outdoors so well as here.

Zone 5
This is just the cities of Shemurdar and Seterbohdu. These are strange mixes of very working class and very scientific, and there's a saying that every person from here has a bit of both. Hard workers able to appreciate the finer things in life. Seterbohdu is a little more 'extreme' with a large harbour that does a lot of work for cities further up the bay but also a larger and more highly esteemed university. Shemurdar is the larger city of the two, though. They've always been aligned with the meritocratic capitals more than democratic Amahne, but also enjoyed their own influence over the entire northern peninsula of Ko-oren. The cities have attracted scientists, entrepreneurs, as well as engineers and captains, a lot of greats have walked those streets. The architecture is a little of the north and a little of the Bay - more big squares and public places, a little low on parks, though. Clothing was fiercely capital-aligned: the full folk outfit of sash-and-belt used to be out in full.

Zone 6
This is the first zone that's truly defined by what it isn't. It's not the industrious northerners, nor the civil citizens to its southeast. There's definitely a bit of both, but there's also an undeniable capital influence. Most roads through here lead from the capitals to Shemurdar, and with it came all of the impressions from those places. The food is a little more pan-Ko-orenite, the clothing a little more easy-going, the architecture a little smaller in scale, the schools and businesses a little less ambitious.
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Zenic » Sun Sep 07, 2025 7:06 pm

"I can feel you glaring at me. You know that, right?"

Salcedo was sat across the aisle of the plane flying back home to Rushmore from Sonnel after the Delaclava series. "What happened to 'giving them hell?' Hmmm?" Alamilla sighed before closing his binder with scout reviews of the recent series. "You know very well that I said 'giving them hell, win OR lose' right then and there in practice. We did end up the overall series but we absolutely gave them hell. They had to fight to hold onto back to back 1 run victories before finally losing the final game by 1 run. We don't get that win if we bow down and let them run all over us in those other two games."

And the manager's assessment was mostly correct. Zenic took a 1-0 lead in the top of the second before Delaclava took it back with two runs in the bottom of the second. Zenic came close multiple times throughout the game but ultimately came up short but did manage to keep Delaclava from scoring more allowing their lead to get more and more uncomfortable. Second game, Zenic had the lead or were tied for 8.5 innings. Delaclava managed to walk it off in the bottom of the 9th to win at the last second.

Game three proved Alamilla's strategy was right. Zenic climbed to a 7-2 lead after 7 innings and looked poised for a strong win to head back home with momentum. Delaclava proved why they were ranked in the top 50 in the world. Back to back 2-run innings whittled the game down to 7-6 in Zenic's favor. Luckily, Wenceslao stepped up when asked and earned his second save of his World Baseball Classic career after getting their first in Game 2 against the Visayas Islands.

"Are we right back where we were in the standings after the Banjia series? Yes, we are. But now we get a fellow unranked nation in Terefuxe who aren't too far from us. They're two spots ahead in the overall rankings because they've allowed less runs. But they've also scored way less runs so if we can take the best lessons from Visayas Islands and Delaclava, we could get the sweep and put ourselves in the top 24 after the first third of qualifying. Assuming other results go our way: if they don't, we'd still be at .500 after 12 games in our first tournament back in a long time."

Alamilla double checked to make sure the seatbelt sign was off before unbuckling his and leaning towards Salcedo. The 3rd base coach did the same before being pulled by his collar towards the manager. "Listen, we CAN do this but I need everyone on board and at the top of their game. That INCLUDES you because some of those 'sends' were rookie mistakes. And I know you're not a rookie coach so those are unacceptable from now on. You do that and you start being more positive around the team, I'll see to it that you keep on getting the honor to represent the Empire. Got it?" Salcedo simply nodded before being let go and watching Alamilla buckle his seatbelt. The manager turned back to the page in the binder he was reviewing as if nothing had ever happened. Salcedo quickly buckled his own seatbelt and turn back to his screen.

He should probably study up on the Terefuxe outfielders and make sure he knows exactly when to send his runners home.
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KPB+ Ranking: 19.00 (23rd, Pre-WC102 Qualifying)
Rushmore Ranking: 25.27 (5th, Post-CR50)
IFCF Coefficient: 33.350 (21st, Post-IFCF28)
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WCoH Ranking: 28.77 (2nd, Post-WCoH 55)
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WBC Ranking: 1.517 (20th, Post-WBC 61)
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WBC Ranking: 3.000 (T-41st, Post-IBC 43)
Champions:
55th World Cup of Hockey (Ice Hockey)
45th Copa Rushmori (Futbol)
55th Baptism of Fire (Futbol)
59th Di Bradini Cup (Futbol)
7th U15 World Cup (Futbol)
6th Runner Cup (Futbol)
Runners-up
WCoH 28, 54 (Ice Hockey)
Third Place:
Copa Rushmori XIX (Futbol)
WCoH 51 (Ice Hockey)
61st Di Bradini Cup (Futbol)
4th Runner Cup (Futbol)

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Postby Hapilopper » Sun Sep 07, 2025 7:34 pm

The Hapiloppian Clubhouse, Nathan Ellis Field at Capital Stadium
A couple of hours before World Baseball Classic 61 Game 7: Hapilopper v. Chromatika

The good thing about Dale Moss getting ejected was that he got his point across to the umpires, got his team fired up and got them excited about playing some baseball. The bad thing about Dale Moss getting ejected, though, was that internet lip readers exist. One particularly famous internet baseball analyst, a man named “Domboy,” was known for his rather accurate lip readings of managerial arguments. Within a day of Dale’s ejection, Domboy put out a video of Dale’s ejection, with a lip reading that he swore had to have been a mistake, considering how outlandish and absurd it was. But the lip reading was accurate, and exposed Dale seemingly burying Quincy Byrd’s hitting. Never mind the fact he was a solid .340 hitter, a good figure in any league.

So Dale should have expected some pushback when he arrived at Capital Stadium the morning of the start of the next series, and he got it. Quincy was standing outside his manager’s office, with a large wooden boat oar in his hands.

“Couldn’t hit if I had an oar, huh, skip?” Quincy asked, a touch of frustration in his voice.

“Listen, Byrd, that was a figure of speech,” Dale tried to start.

“Couldn’t hit if I had an oar? Are you out of your mind? I hit .348 last year. I was one of the top hitters in the league last year and now you’re telling me I can’t hit a fucking ball with an oar?” Quincy raged. “What the hell kind of message were you trying to send me? That I can’t hit worth a shit?”

“Byrd...”

“No, I’m not going to hear it!” Quincy snapped. “That’s why I brought this boat oar. You say I can’t hit anything with a boat oar, huh?”

“Look, Byrd, I’m sorry, I was just trying to say something so outlandish that the umpire would have to throw me out. There was literally nothing else to it. If you’re taking what I said that serious, I was telling the umpire that you were checking your swing and you weren’t going to hit the ball. I wasn’t calling you a shitty hitter, I was telling the umpire...”

“BULLSHIT!” Quincy shouted. “What was it? His swing sucked? He wouldn’t have hit a thing even if you gave him a Valentian-ass bat?”

“Look...” Dale knew he was defeated. He said nothing more.

“You want to fire this team up, don’t do so by burying any of us. So I got you something,” Quincy said.

“Is that...”

“It’s a boat oar. I got the biggest one I could find at the sporting goods store. But I’m not just going to hand it to you.”

“I’m sorry, what?”

“Bend over.”

“WHAT? YOU THINK I’M GOING TO DO THAT?”

“You disrespected me, I want my respect back, skip,” Quincy responded. “Bend over.”

“I swear, you do this, we’re going to be a god damn laughingstock and we’re going to pop up on that ‘What’s the Question’ show as the guy that whacked his manager with a boat paddle, so please, for the love of my dignity and for everyone else’s...”

“You’re the one that said I couldn’t hit with an oar, so I’m gonna prove you wrong!” Quincy replied back.

Five years later
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Here are your contestants:
A professional spaceship game ganker from West Hampton, Elizabeth Wheeler.
A stand-up comedian from Hapilopper City, James Parker.
A bassist for a rock band from Buckridge, Lita Elliott.






Lita: “Show me... unusual weapons for $1600, please.”
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“Answer...”

“This baseball player became known for whacking his manager in the ass with a boat oar after his manager ripped his hitting.”
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“Lita.”

Lita: “Uh... what the fuck? Uh, who is Quincy Byrd?”

“That’s correct!”

(Loud, sustained laughter and applause)
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(AI disclosure: Photo generated through ChatGPT.)




A little bit of time after the boat oar incident

It became clear as time drew near to the start of the Chromatika series that something had happened, but nobody was saying anything. Quincy acted like nothing had happened, and as a matter of fact, neither did any of his teammates. Neither did his manager - although it was clear something was bothering him, the way he was grabbing his ass. Something must have happened because he couldn't sit down at his captain's chair all that well. When a reporter asked him, he refused to answer.

But on the bright side, at least the incident seemed to pump up the Hapiloppians, in a way not many people would have imagined. When it came out that yes, Quincy Byrd had whacked his manager's ass with a boat paddle, it made the Hapiloppians the laughingstock of the baseball world.
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Postby Milchama » Sun Sep 07, 2025 7:59 pm

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It is Coming


When the schedule was released for the 61st WBC every Milchamian fan immediately circled one series on the calendar, Banija, round 4 in Banija. Why that series? Well it's pretty obvious isn't it; first off, they are our league mates. The MBL includes both Milchama and Banija so any time we get a chance to pull one up on them is pretty important. Second, they are our neighbors, and you always want to show that you are better than the neighbors, especially on our most important sport. Third, as the highest ranked team that we will play in the league phase of the WBC they provide us a good frame to see exactly where we are in the world hierarchy. Fourth, is the betrayal. With the Bukusuma something or others in the LBP, the dirty capitalists of Banija betraying us and becoming sell outs seems inevitable but also is still frustrating. Anyway, we want to beat them for that betrayal. Of course, now there is a clear fourth reason which is that this series is for first place in the league table.

LEAGUE PHASE STANDINGS AFTER SERIES 3		P	W	L	RF	RA	PythR
1 Quebec and Shingoryeo 9 8 1 56 21 0.877
2 Banija 9 8 1 46 24 0.786
3 Milchama 9 8 1 52 30 0.750


As you can see both the Lions and the Warriors are tied for first place with the Quebec and Shingoryeo Grim Reapers. While we won't be playing the Grim Reapers, we will be playing the Lions and that means this series immediately matters. This is the point of the fun format that West Palovia put together, that games like this were going to happen and would immediately matter. So now we have to beat Banija, not just for pride but because we want to be first place in the table. Meanwhile Quebec has to play Drawkland in another big series at the same time. Also, South Newlandia is in Zwangzug. It is going to be a feast for baseball fans with so many great games happening simultaneously, probably, across the multiverse.

Anyway, back to us vs. Banija there has been little to separate the sides so far. Besides the two sweeps, dropping 1 game is not a big deal in either event, nobody was going to go perfect through 36 games and all you want to do is make it as hard as possible to drop out before big series like the one coming up. However, there are some things we have wanted to get off our chest:

1. It's clear that Milchama is much better at baseball than Banija. Sure they might win a WBC when they have homefield advantage but we've won 3 teams without ever having homefield advantage. Look at what happened in the first MBL season; 5 of the top 6 teams were Milchamians.
2. Even in the playoffs of the MBL we're better, both teams to win the Arrosian Series were Milchamian. And we've won both Magen Ikhaka's. Look we don't brag much anymore, just not a thing as much in these here parts, but it's important to note.
3. You're so scared of Milchama that you went and created another team in a different league so that you'll have a shot at winning because it's easier to win in South Newlandia than against us. We know you're scared, just admit it.
4. We're better fans! Milchamians have better away support in the MBL, our national team is better supported, and we follow them everywhere.
5. College sports are overrated.

Thank you for letting us indulge in those things. Glad to get that off our chest. We needed that.

So now we go to Banija with things on the line and we need the proof that we are better not just in talking smack but in playing baseball. Let's hope our boys and girls can deliver.

Offseason transaction List in the MBL and MLB


MBL:
New Ashur signs Cedric Arx-Goren (ZWG), Adele Doutre-Lane (ZWG), Evgeny Travda (ZWG), Lucillle Bourgault-Caccia LH (QUE)
Akkad signs Hong-Seok Joh (QUE)
Alexandria Ships sign Luca Conti (QUE) LHB
Karakorum Mongols sign Eleanor Kostak RHB – former Ship

MLB:
Tel Morlin signs Moishe Florsht LHB (former Horse) and Steve Omri LH (former Library)
Karakorum Horses sign Tahar Segal RHB (former Mongol)
Hannibal Elephants sign Macy Peters 18 (Qus)
Namal Akko Stevedores sign Nirlo-Ernat Uka 17 (Qus)

More to come on some of these signings.

And now, let's end with the traditional prayer to Margaret that ends all articles in this paper:

"Ringa pakia!''
''Uma tiraha!''
''Turi whatia!''
''Hope whai ake!''
''Waewae takahia kia kino!''
''Ka mate, ka mate''
''Ka ora, ka ora''
''Ka mate, ka mate''
''Ka ora, ka ora''
''Tēnei te tangata pūhuruhuru''
''Nāna nei i tiki mai whakawhiti te rā''
''Ā upane, ka upane''
''Whiti te rā, hī!''

"Now repeat after me!"

"Forini! Forini!"
"Finidi! Finidi!"
"George! George!"
"Oh Brother! Oh brother!"

*They strip and run around for 18 minutes*

"We pray the Margaret of SnubNose 38 and Random Number God that you may deliver us victory over all infidels that we face in international play"

"Sacrifice the Rubber Chicken!"

*Swoosh of an axe and the chicken is dead*

"Margaret we pray that you take this sacrifice of a rubber chicken in good faith and that by your deliverance Milchama does well in all international competitions"

"Come on You Warriors!"

"Let's Go Milchama!"
Milchama Sports achievements:
World Baseball Classic 23 Champion! Arrosia Regional Championship 2 Champion!
Note: The demonym is Milchamian. There are two of the letter "I(i)" and not one.

3x CoH winner (29, 46, 50) 3x WBC winner (4,5,23), 1x World Cup host (32), 1x ARC Champion, Various other minor trophies there's a football club trophy, a kleptochase trophy, Other minor international football trophies.

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The Land of fear

Postby Kronbia » Mon Sep 08, 2025 4:03 am

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The films participating in the Kronbia International Film Festival will be screened in the coming days, The jury will vote to choose the best film at the end of the festival.

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The Land of fear

A man gets his son involved with a drug smuggling gang, the gang comes and kidnaps his wife to force his son to bring the drug money that was stolen from him and the gang believes that he took it, we discover that the man is a retired special forces officer, the man decides to set out to save his wife with the help of his son, while preparing he finds two of His old friends come to visit him when they find out what happened to his wife. They decide to help, after setting up a plan to infiltrate. At night, the four men sneak in and start killing the gangsters, until the situation turns into a trap for the terrified gangsters, until the gang leader is killed and the wife is finally freed.

Directed by: Hassan Kamel
Written by: Ali Ismail
Starring: Ahmed Zaki, Mukhtar Othman
Production companie(s): Studio Arbea, Krbustan
Release dates: 2027
Language: Arabic



OOC: If you liked the stories, you can participate in choosing the best film by sending me TG or via discord.
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Batter Up!: 61-III (USNC)

Postby TJUN-ia » Mon Sep 08, 2025 11:18 am

At 1-5, the Battin' Jaguars of TJUN-ia felt down in the dumps - certainly not out, but feeling like they were stuck with no escape. You could sense the panic that had permeated across the fanbase as even in this unique format, we were already at risk of missing the boat altogether...but many still urged calm. We still had 30 games left to turn things around, this campaign was far from over, and Vojtěch Heyrovský still had hope that a bounce-back was on the cards. While most were in the mood of "we'll believe it when we see it", others still had faith that things would be OK and we would secure Top 24 at the very least. So with that in mind, it was time to go again...

TJUN-ia 7-4 United States of Nova Calania
The United States of Nova Calania would be next on the schedule and at Tiger-Dolphin Stadium in Burnham-on-Stove, Yolande Sirapui would start against Vladimir Bonilla Gonzalez Jr. of the Tapirs. Early on, we took the back seat role of the contest as Luke Jaxon's 2-run bomb kept us at pace at 2-4 for most of this affair. That was until the top of the 6th as Fernando Rodrigo Viera brought home a Grand Slam to turn the game on its head. That was apparently all we needed to secure this dub, with Julian Mertz adding one more for good measure to make it 7-4.

TJUN-ia 6-1 United States of Nova Calania
Game 2 saw JoJo McAlbo in action against Leighton McCloskey and all you need to know about this one was that the hosts didn't take the lead at point in this game. It was 1-1 after the first thanks to Palila Kalawai’a assisting Seo Ji-kyo home but after that, it was just a pitching clinic from McAlbo and we took full advantage. Holly Davids, Seo, Davids again and Mertz all would get involved to secure our first series win of the campiagn with a 6-1 win on the night. Back on track!

TJUN-ia 2-1 United States of Nova Calania
The rubber game would be between Peter Glendinning and Tyler Wu-Kwiatkowski in the battle to decide whether we will head back home at 3-6 or 4-5. This one was the closest of all the games so far and in this battle, runs were few and far to come by. Three home runs would end up being the only action of a tough contest - Martina Andrade de Souza to take the lead in the 3rd, François-Xavier Couillard to level things up in the 7th, and Luke Jaxon to win us this game in the 9th. 1-5 in the opening 6 to a clean sweep. How about that.

We are back in the game and in some style - from 34th to 22nd in the space of three games - and just like that, we have a campaign to talk about again. Riandera is up next to start a doubleheader in Portside and we are ready to BRING IT ON!
GO BATTIN' JAGS!


SCHEDULE
S1: vs South Newlandia (1) - Rounders Field, Portside L 0-3 (35th)
S2: @Kamijiro (11) L 1-2 (34th)
S3: @United States of Nova Calania (18) - Tiger-Dolphin Stadium, Burnham-on-Stove W 3-0 (22nd)
S4: vs Riandera (UR) - Rounders Field, Portside
S5: vs Chromatika (UR) - Rounders Field, Portside
S6: @Zwangzug (6) - Worm Hole, Spenson
S7: @Kwrpania (UR)
S8: vs Loyo (22) - The Diamond in The Gardens, New Washington
S9: @Visayas Islands (35)
S10: vs Natkr (30) - The Diamond in The Gardens, New Washington
S11: vs Tikariot (10) - The Diamond in The Gardens, New Washington
S12: @Valentine Z (UR) - Genesis Stadium, Shinjuku
1st: ECC4/5, NSSCRA13, RLWC22, IBS20, EBT3, EIHT2, ET20V
2nd: NSCF24/26, ARWC4, WC:TOTS, IBC34, IBS17, RUWC33/35, ECC6, EKT, WCoH52, T20WC18, CE43, EIHT4
3rd: ARWC3, IBC32/41, ECC3/7, ARWC6, ET20 4/6, ECT, RUWC37, WCoH56
NSSCRA
#07 Michael Stefan (S13 T1 Champ)/#64 Alfonso Mercado/#03 Maddison Riley-Jones (S10 T2 Champ)
#96 Alice Jepkosgei/#70 Gongming Gao [NCR]/#79 Axel Chase

WGPO: #11 Lane Carter/ #9 Batu Tüvshinbayar (WGP2 S5 Champion)
NSTT: 4 S-Titles/2 D-Titles

UN - U1
TJUN (taʒən) - An organ of the UN that focuses on "international role-play" (i.e. USA = Fang the Sniper) (U2)
TJUN-ia (taʒənia) - The testing grounds of TJUN members, but operates as an independent nation. (U3)

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Postby Quebec and Shingoryeo » Mon Sep 08, 2025 12:10 pm

OOC: Taking today off election RP. Running with 7 consecutive hours of online meeting sucks, and I'm barely awake at noon.

Those more familiar with the Quebec and Shingoryeo baseball national team would notice how quiet the wave of change have come to the Reapers' program. It is interesting, especially considering how the scale behind it is not a particularly small one either, with how some of the Silver Generation of the Reapers, have started to walk off into the sunset. This generation of Reapers, who have arrived after the retirements of two numbers retired into rafters - Heo Myeong-Shin and late Theo-Alexandre Pinson - themselves carried their own legacy with a third place finish and four quarterfinals finishes bringing them to one of more successful generations in recent international baseball history.

So with this wave of retirements, featuring longtime reliever Isaiah Baek, outfielders Cecily Maybin and Emerson Brubaker IV, and third baseman Noel Jackson, there's a greater effect to their departures that is found there than what one would recognise on the very spot. One might not feel it so noticeably, as they would have in the days when Kevin Buchanan, Samuel Carlini Mwambutsya or Benedict Calles III would walk off having achieved plenty, even without an ever-elusive WBC title, but the way it would offer a seismic shift to the way Reapers are heading into is hard to ignore. Even as the Reapers have thrived into a 8-1 start for the WBC-61, partly on the back of a back-loaded schedule and the rest on a fairly reliable team that seemed to travel well, the atmosphere's no doubt been looking different for them than in the past.

As for actual positions of strength and weakness, however, it is mostly the same under Taylor Bryant as she would return for what's her fourth consecutive cycle with the Reapers. The infielders, while not the dominant selves they were, seem to be a more cohesive bunch driven by strong infielding, and the absence of all-force, high-bats Noel Jackson seemed to have facilitated the mindset change to one of tenacity, contact and fielding established by team captain Heo Hae-Seung. Heo, nephew of the Reapers' legend and famously the son-in-law to the Greens leader' Florence Stanasila, is more fitting to a mantle of Pinson, in that he, aided by his outspoken self, chooses to be more vocal about the team conduct and form.

So far, Heo the younger's leadership with the Reapers seems to pay off. Part of this is because Heo, who normally bats leadoff or second, is a highly capable second baseman, but it's also to do with the timing of his tenure as the Reapers' captain. Just as the HP duo stepped up in times when the Reapers needed iconic figures to segway into full commitment with international baseball, Heo's opportune timing came right as he was in While in the previous cycles this would have generated some issues, especially with veteran leaders like Carlini-Mwambutsya, Jackson and even Francis-Fornacieri 'F2' duo around, the current leadership void felt in the team does mean that Heo, perhaps to the quiet endorsement of both Bryant and the elder Heo, has received a longer leash.

And when you have a team that's perhaps too quiet with its news like the Reapers, it's always going to be a plus.

The story of the pitching staff, in the meanwhile, seems to be a fairly predictable one at best, as the questions on the durability of a longer, six-men starters' group is perhaps complimented enough by the improvements on the bullpen. Joh Hong-Seok leads the Reapers' starting group that for a lack of better word, excels in balance in place of X-factor. It isn't a dominant staff the way you would often associate the Reapers with - no sane mind would compare his fastball's stuff to Baek Nam-Soo or the durability and the humility of Kevin Buchanan - but Joh's ability to maintain his own command is hard to beat. Elsewhere, the Reapers' starters maintain solid balance between youngsters McKeely-Buchanan (yes, Kevin's daughter) and Kang Deok-Yoon, and veterans Fornacieri and Francis, who have already made it clear that this would be their cycle. While relatively smaller peak for this group might challenge the Reapers in deeper stages of the tournament, this also means that the Reapers will at least avoid the cliff point that would often strike the Reapers' stars.

Where the biggest area where the absence is felt, however, is on the outfield. Traditionally the outfield's considered to be the weaker of fielding groups for the Reapers, one that derives from the usual focus on the infielding. As in any league that has relatively shallower talent pool, especially when compared to more populous, financially better pooled leagues in Drawkland, Cassadaigua or Banija, the innate value of high-performing infielders tend to perform well. For this reason alone, losing someone all-arounded like Cecily Maybin, who was a consistent 30-30 deliverer at home and in LPB, and highly-useful utility option in Emerson Brubaker IV might hurt the Reapers, even as a trio of Bryce 'the braun' Shelton, Juvenal 'the brisket' Ibaniyama and Yi 'young buck' Jeong-Woon seem to be able to match the production.

Outside of the usual positional strengths and weaknesses, the biggest intrigue does come down to the change in priorities and interests for the Quebecois internationals as the foreign league interests continued. Since the beginning of the newer era of the QBO, the Grim Reapers' internationals have been present in some of the Multiverse's finest leagues, whether it be Cassadaigua or South Newlandia, but the recent cycles have seen the national team return, in a surprising twist of events, to a predominantly domestic-based team. The Cassadagan return to isolationism, combined with concerns over league instabilities in the LPB following a failed Anaian expansion, and improved financial enticements back home in the QBO, have led into the quiet withdrawal of Grim Reapers' stars, putting the national team in a relatively unfamiliar territory.

It is perhaps because of the recent turn in foreign leagues' state of affairs that people were pleasantly surprised to see how the posting of three Quebecois internationals - their starting ace Joh Hong-Seok, backup catcher Luca Conti, and southpaw closer Lucille Caccia-Bourgault - proceeded in Milchama, right on the southern end of southern Arrosia. The news, only the second most viral of the Reapers' news alongside the release of the 'Hail to the Victors' statues of legendary commanders Valdes and Hodgkinson, was well received, one that many considered to be the one against complacency. The Quebeco-Shingoryeoite sporting culture, whether in gridiron (an army of Quebecois to the RFL or GFLB anyone?) or even basketball (though latter has mostly stopped, mostly due to the fact the homeland had two leagues and 32 teams in a nation of just 94 million people), does give positive merit to those who vie their talents abroad with considerable risk. With the return of foreign-based Reapers, perhaps there's going to be even more other than the series-based WBC competition for the fans to look forward.
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