
by Bohr » Thu Jul 07, 2022 3:26 pm

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by Bohr » Fri Jul 08, 2022 11:57 pm
P BCF Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 St. Natasha Pyramid 12 7 2 3 27 10 +17 23
2 Shansco Athletic 12 7 2 3 17 6 +11 23
3 Motan FC 12 7 1 4 12 9 +3 22
4 Colside Mechanic 12 7 1 4 16 15 +1 22
5 Heavenly Princess 12 6 3 3 28 14 +14 21
6 Becis City 12 6 3 3 26 16 +10 21
7 Shansco Iron 12 6 2 4 18 9 +9 20
8 Becis Annex 12 6 1 5 23 25 −2 19
9 Donrod City 12 6 1 5 12 20 −8 19
10 St. Natasha Palace 12 5 3 4 14 19 −5 18
11 Wannick FC 12 2 3 7 9 18 −9 9
12 Frumston 74 12 2 2 8 13 28 −15 8
13 Weaver Union 12 0 6 6 4 12 −8 6
14 Akinis FC 12 1 2 9 7 25 −18 5

by Bohr » Sun Feb 23, 2025 8:11 pm
StartersSt. Natasha Pyramid
GK: Rick Dubois (age 28, BHR)
LB: Pete Warnor (age 31, BHR)
CB: Ari Allan (age 34, BHR)
CB: Finn James (age 32, BHR)
RB: Shane Peterson (age 30, BHR)
LW: Mitchell Keldon (age 25, BHR)
CM: Steve Parver (age 30, BHR)
CM: Grady Roces (age 22, BHR)
RW: Cole Sargent (age 29, BHR)
ST: Don Howard (age 23, BHR)
ST: Jamie Sullivan (age 26, BHR)
Location: St. Natasha; once Becis' official capital, it was hollowed out at the inception of the Republic-the gambling companies saw the architecture and lack of endemic business and promptly moved in, so now you can play slots on the floors where laws were once made. An improvement?
Stadium: One More Extra Download Now For 1000 Bohrers In Free Bets With Sign-Up Terms And Conditions Apply Stadium (capacity: 70,000) - most state-of-the-art stadium in Bohr; it took six more months to put all of the gambling advertisements that we previously had to scrape off for the World Cup Qualifying back up
Nickname: The Pharaohs (nobody actually calls them this), The Piss (derogatory)
Rivals: Heavenly Princess, Cantrill Palace
Manager: Sherrod Simpson, age 49 - former NT defender enters year seven with the squad that he's mostly recruited and nurtured
Last Five Seasons: 3rd, 3rd, 4th, 1st, 1st
The blossoming of Jamie Sullivan, high-quality college recruiting, and a few extremely questionable transfers between Pyramid and "sister team" St. Natasha Palace turned this team from a star-studded but inconsistent group of names into the league's first back-to-back champions. Aside from Sullivan (Bohr's ace striker and constant subject of contract rumors), Roces and Howard can both break games in their own right, and Sargent serves as a less inspiring but more consistent threat, either as a deep-lying forward or at the right wing. Warnor, the biggest name tampered with, heads up the back line; it's less flashy than the offense, of course, but Dubois is a very solid keeper who rarely makes mistakes, and Finn James, as the chant goes, wins games. Winning three years straight is hard, if not impossible, and both of Pyramid's first two championships were captured on the final day, but it's hard not to believe in the team with the best player in the country.
StartersHeavenly Princess
GK: Matteo Dipper (age 36, BHR)
LB: Xavier Kirshner (age 29, BHR)
CB: Jaxon Girard (age 34, BHR)
CB: Robert McKay (age 23, BHR)
RB: Eli Sheve (age 27, BHR)
LM: Orlan Healy (age 29, BHR)
CM: Kirby Williams (age 20, BHR)
CM: Richard Palaven (age 27, BHR)
RM: Alexandr Korystov (age 32, BHR)
AM: Herb Schuyler (age 23, BHR)
ST: Towson Turner (age 26, BHR)
Location: East Becis - home to the "Constellation Colleges", the old architecture stands in sharp contrast to the newer downtown areas
Stadium: Fielding Memorial Stadium (capacity: 62,500) - also home to the Zephael college team and the Bohr College Football Hall of Fame, it's the oldest stadium in use for the league; stately and dignified, if not particularly enjoyable to watch a game at
Nickname: The Princesses, The Patricians
Rivals: Becis City (The Becis Derby, largest rivalry in the country), St. Natasha Pyramid
Manager: Alex Moll, age 61 - former player and long-time collegiate coach enters year two-like every HP manager, he could be fired at any point if the boosters get mad at him for some arbitrary reason
Last Five Seasons: 5th, 2nd, 1st, 7th, 3rd
Like seemingly every year they've had, it's another championship-or-bust year for the Princesses. The addition of Towson Turner from Akinis FC, the largest transfer of the season, gives the squad a proven goal-scorer who can take advantage of Orlan Healy and Herb Schuyler's creation abilities, and new addition Kirby Williams along with super-utility workman Eli Sheve (currently slotted in at right back, of all places) are going to force opposing teams to deal with their energy for 90 straight minutes. With the Old Guard of Girard and Dipper shoring up the defense, it feels like the only thing that can get in this team's way is themselves and their owners; it's known that members of the Order of the Heavenly Princess have an uncommon amount of control over tactics and day-to-day work at the facility.
StartersBecis City
GK: Carl Dudley (age 38, BHR)
LB: Stevie Deer (age 27, BHR)
CB: Jason Ashby Jr. (age 23, BHR)
CB: Jonathan Haider (age 33, BHR)
RB: Callum Jacques (age 19, BHR)
DM: Marlon Auburn (age 22, BHR)
DM: Lee Brunner (age 28, BHR)
LW: Jace Simmons (age 25, BHR)
AM: Ray-Jay Turner (age 21, BHR)
RW: Charlie Lundin (age 34, BHR)
ST: AJ Lenko (age 27, BHR)
Location: Downtown Becis - high glass skyscrapers and high-powered businessmen, a place where everyone is busy, except when the game's on
Stadium: miragecoordinator™ Stadium (capacity: 80,000) - the flagship Bohrian stadium; rated “Most Evil Place to Play” by Bohrsport seven years running
Nickname: The Maroons, The People's Champs, City
Rivals: Heavenly Princess (The Becis Derby, largest rivalry in the country), Becis Annex (shockingly vitriolic)
Manager: Caleb Fischer, age 48 - originally coming up from Akinis FC, Fischer jumped to City as soon as he possibly could - in his second year after a solid first impression, he's much more of a motivator than a hard-ass, with a tendency for "inspirational" speeches
Last Five Seasons: 4th, 1st, 5th, 5th, 2nd
A slow start gave way to Becis City being the hottest team in the league over the last half of the season, barely losing a third championship on goal difference. It's not a perfect roster-Ashby Jr. has mostly been a disappointment relative to this pedigree, Lenko has never been quite as solid as a striker as the fans would like, Jacques and Auburn are in year one and not used to the pressure of a title hunt, and their main acquisition being the 34-year-old and frequently-injured Charlie Lundin was more of a ten-point Olympic dive and less of a cannonball splash. With Jacques as the youngest regular starter in the league and Dudley as the oldest, it's a bit of a patchwork team, but the strengths-Brunner as a living stop sign for central passes, Haider cleaning up mistakes, and the beautifully-crafted second-line moves from Simmons and Turner-remain the strengths, and they'll always be in the hunt for that third ring.
StartersColside Mechanic
GK: Klein Morel (age 27, BHR)
LB: Glenn Goodwin (age 26, BHR)
CB: Simon Thatcher (age 26, BHR)
CB: Jules Hooper (age 31, BHR)
RB: Matty Garnett (age 24, BHR)
DM: JD King (age 34, BHR)
DM: Andy Jast (age 32, BHR)
AM: Jean-Paul Levasseur (age 22, BHR)
AM: Phillip Gonzales (age 23, BHR)
ST: Mike Tango (age 34, BHR)
ST: Wilson Connelly (age 35, BHR)
Location: Colside, Southern Bohr - one of a few cities on the Incol River, the third-largest city in Bohr
Stadium: OSO Auto Stadium (capacity: 43,755) - known for Colside's ultras, the one group in the country that can be truly called "ultras" and not just somewhat-more-dedicated fans; expect loud chants, flags, and general obnoxiousness
Nickname: The Mechs
Rivals: Shansco Athletic (The Incol River Shootout), Weaver Union
Manager: Oscar Jones (age 49) - former Becis City and NT midfielder and Becis City coach, many considered his firing premature and Colside picked him up at a bit of a discount; he's a fine coach, although his tendency to stick to his guns and not adjust led to some criticism in year one
Last Five Seasons: 8th, 6th, 2nd, 6th, 4th
Eight wins in eight games and an eight-point lead at the top of the table got eighten-sorry, eaten-up quickly, and the Mechs' season ended in another somewhat disappointing manner. The best back four in the nation remains, with Goodwin and Garnett being a combination of fullbacks strong enough that Jones feels comfortable playing with no other true wingers-Garnett in particular is expected to have a massive year, both offensively and defensively. Levasseur and Gonzales are both new in blue, with Jean-Paul coming out of college with lots of hype and Phillip departing from hapless Frumston; their young legs should allow Connelly and Tango's old legs to relax a bit more and focus purely on getting the ball into the back of the net. When everything's working, Mechanic looks like a well-oiled machine, constantly taking care of business. If everything isn't, it could be a DNF for the team, and for Oscar Jones.
StartersWeaver Union
GK: Ye Yu-Liang (age 24, BHR)
LB: Cornell Michaels (age 27, BHR)
CB: Will Carlisle (age 26, BHR)
CB: Liam Turner (age 33, BHR)
RB: Alexis Thompson (age 30, BHR)
CM: James Herbert (age 25, BHR)
CM: Jimmy Lorenz (age 23, BHR)
CM: Chop Fulton (age 27, BHR)
LW: Alex Valdez (age 22, BHR)
ST: Jackie Ding (age 24, BHR)
RW: Joshua Hill (age 28, BHR)
Location: Weaver, Southern Bohr - previously a dead industrial town, Weaver's revival in the last decade or so has been a sight to behold, and now it's threatening to overtake its older brothers in Colside and Shansco when it comes to both high-tech industries and football
Stadium: Re-Elect Maya Chandler Field (capacity: 25,000) - a well-kept stadium in a lively neighborhood, named after Weaver's former mayor and Bohr's current president
Nickname: The Spiders, The U
Rivals: Wannick FC (the Weaver derby), Colside Mechanic, Shansco Athletic
Manager: Tsai Chih-Chou (age 56) - now in year six, one of the league's most-respected managers has shown a particular talent for youth development and finding "diamonds in the rough"; he's said that he wants to stay at Union "for the eternity", which fans would certainly take
Last Five Seasons: 10th, 5th, 9th, 4th, 6th
If not now, when? The core of players-Ding, Ye, Herbert, Carlisle, Lorenz-that have brought Weaver into unexpected contention, a golden generation for a city in the middle of a golden generation of its own, are fully in their primes. It would be unfair to say that it's championship or bust, and if Weaver won they'd be the smallest team to win by a decent margin (even Motan has most of Northern Bohr to themselves), but the stakes remain clear. The supporting cast is solid enough-Chop Fulton does to attackers what is implied by his name, while Liam Turner (acquired on a free from Heavenly Princess) adds much-needed experience and poise-but the Weaver home-growns are the true story. Will they all stay around long enough to find an international spot-or, perhaps, aim even higher?
StartersShansco Athletic
GK: Randall Scrub (age 34, BHR)
LB: Oskar Bright (age 34, BHR)
CB: Frank Bohle (age 29, BHR)
CB: Joseph Andeme (age 24, BHR)
RB: Lukas Wimmer (age 30, BHR)
DM: Harvey Pinder (age 33, BHR)
DM: Lance Good (age 31, BHR)
DM: Elias Mair (age 35, BHR)
AM: Vasily Khalikov (age 21, BHR)
AM: Bennett Rosales (age 34, BHR)
ST: Carmen Irvine (age 29, BHR)
Location: Shansco - the second-largest city in Bohr, "birthplace of football", and original cultural and industrial hub, they've watched Becis and Colside take their spot gradually over the last century with no small amount of bitterness
Stadium: Ulti Materials Stadium (capacity: 45,000) - located right on the Incol River, with a beautiful view of a river that only sometimes catches on fire
Nickname: The A's, The Firemen
Rivals: Colside Mechanic (The Incol River Shootout), Shansco Iron (the Shansco derby), Weaver Union
Manager: Aiden Wallace (age 54) - One of two managers who's been around since day one of BCF with the same team, Wallace is distinctly traditional, even using the 4-3-2-1 "wedge" formation that Shansco aristocrats were playing football with in the 1920s, and wants his team to reflect that
Last Five Seasons: 2nd, 7th, 3rd, 3rd, 7th
A team that's always been old-school, Athletic might now just be old. It's still a well-put-together squad, with lots of depth and no standout weaknesses, but only two players on the starting eleven are aged below 29,and more are on the wrong side of 30 than not. A lot relies on National Team performer Khalikov, who has shown flashes of being a truly special, top-level player, someone who can both score and create at a high level, but even he seems somewhat limited by the tactics given. It's hard to see this team truly making a championship run, but 6th seems like it could be underrating them.
StartersMotan FC
GK: Arnold Harrow (age 32, BHR)
LB: Cameron Hatek (age 30, BHR)
CB: August Soto (age 32, BHR)
CB: Chris Bernard (age 30, BHR)
RB: Joshua Wiedermeyer (age 31, BHR)
CM: Justin Azor (age 29, BHR)
CM: Nik Alba (age 29, BHR)
LW: Ollie Todd (age 31, BHR)
AM: Garrett Sanders (age 30, BHR)
RW: Donnie Gosling (age 20, BHR)
ST: Chuck Radler (age 34, BHR)
Location: Motan, Northern Bohr - the largest city in the north, mostly agricultural, no "downtown" to speak of, often (but not always) cold
Stadium: Nell Field (capacity: 40,000) - windy and intimidating, Motan is often considered to have the best home-field advantage in the league; their fans are known to be passive-aggressive, with a massive chip on their shoulder due to "the media" not focusing on the north
Nickname: The Cyclones
Rivals: Donrod City
Manager: Neal Heston (age 40) - thought of as an offensive genius when he joined Heavenly Princess, Heston got quickly worn down by the inter-club politics and seemed to age at 3x speed; now, in his debut year at Motan, he hopes to get a new start
Last Five Seasons: 1st, 10th, 6th, 8th, 10th
Where has the time gone? Five years have passed since Motan took an early run all the way to a spectacular championship, putting their names in the record books and seemingly portending the northerners in yellow to be contenders forever. It hasn't quite worked out that way; an abrupt 10th place resulted in Eli Sheve's departure and Quinn Jensen's retirement, and Motan has been working uphill ever since. There's reasons to be optimistic, at least; Donnie Gosling comes out of Northwest Provincial College as the best student-athlete in the country, a massive get for Motan, and talented but eccentric striker Chuck Radler joins his fourth squad in six seasons-if he can stick with the team, the goal-scoring potential is there, and Harrow and Soto are incredible fallback plans. It's just hard to put the team any higher than this after four seasons of complete and utter mediocrity.
StartersAkinis FC
GK: Rider Morris (age 28, BHR)
LB: Amine Bouquet (age 25, BHR)
CB: Austin Easley (age 29, BHR)
CB: Jimmy Bledsoe (age 31, BHR)
RB: Jason Vin (age 23, BHR)
LM: Rafe Marsten (age 29, BHR)
CM: John Zhu (age 35, BHR)
CM: Will Ellinger (age 28, BHR)
RM: Jeremy Law (age 34, BHR)
ST: Will Johnson (age 28, BHR)
ST: Michael McCann (age 24, BHR)
Location: Akinis, East-Central Becis - a quiet upper-middle class neighborhood, the center of religious activity in the traditionally-atheistic city of Becis
Stadium: Akinis Park (capacity: 17,000) - homely, with good acoustics and the closest seats to the field in the country
Nickname: The Greys, The Deacons
Rivals: Becis Annex, Heavenly Princess
Manager: Don Michaels (age 53) - a former Colside manager and classical southern hardman, Michaels came in being promised that there would be money available to keep the team in IFCF contention; that money has not arrived, and he is even more grumpy than normal
Last Five Seasons: 11th, 12th, 10th, 2nd, 5th
After a two-season run of contention, peaking at an incredible 2nd-place finish, many of Akinis' cornerstones have been taken away. Gone is Towson Turner to Heavenly Princess, gone is Charlie Lundin to Becis City, a stark reminder that the Deacons are merely the third team in a two-team city. It's not apocalyptic, however. Amine Bouquet, a true shut-down defender and perhaps the best left-back in the country, remains, along with Jason Vin and Rider Morris; John Zhu, Jeremy Law, and Princess cast-off Michael McCann were all good inexpensive pick-ups that should keep the floor on this team relatively high. It's a team that will have to fight for every win, and an IFCF spot is probably out of reach, but the middle of the table is not such a bad place to be.
StartersDonrod City
GK: Lindy Banks (age 29, BHR)
LB: Toph Kauff (age 32, BHR)
CB: Vandy Vaughn (age 21, BHR)
CB: Chris Heinz (age 30, BHR)
CB: Jace Beck (age 31, BHR)
RB: Evela-Gavax Den (age 22, BHR/QUS)
LM: Jason Fishman (age 31, BHR)
CM: Colt Booker (age 31, BHR)
CM: Kevin Benson (age 26, BHR)
RM: Scott Markson (age 34, BHR)
ST: Preston Cooper (age 25, BHR)
Location: Donrod, Northern Bohr - the second-largest city in the north; Donrod residents are stereotyped as dumbasses and fuck-ups, which is not entirely false but does mean that the rest of Bohr doesn't pay much attention to them, which they prefer
Stadium: Suen-Ram Stadium (capacity: 34,000) - seemingly constantly under construction, with various sections being closed and re-opened and closed and re-opened et cetera
Nickname: The Rods
Rivals: Motan FC
Manager: Riedel Murphy-Price (age 58) - the Jardin-educated journeyman is in his third year as manager, and is very much a "tactics coach" and not a "players coach"; he's brought an intricate set of defensive structures that he drills relentlessly into the squad
Last Five Seasons: 12th, 9th, 13th, 9th, 8th
The country's favorite midtable team, one of the teams with roots in the now-defunct BSL, Donrod has never been particularly good but have often been at least entertaining. That hasn't been true in the Murphy-Price era, where they've been solid but not even remotely entertaining, and this season promises more of the same. Evela-Gavax Den, the dual-national right back and the BCF's first non-binary player, joined Donrod instead of anywhere else so that they could focus 100% on football, and they add to a defense that was quality enough to get them to 8th last season (although still well behind the top group). 9th is perhaps a bit low as a prediction, but it's hard to favor them against anyone above them, while they're clearly beyond the rest.
StartersFrumston 74
GK: Evan Willis (age 23, BHR)
LB: Rupert Irean (age 27, BHR)
CB: Craig Phillips (age 28, BHR)
CB: Brant Simons (age 28, BHR)
RB: Lewis Gillisand (age 27, BHR)
LM: Darryl Swanson (age 28, BHR)
CM: Eddie Reynolds (age 30, BHR)
CM: Charles Holmes (age 32, BHR)
RM: Rufus Tennyson (age 36, BHR)
ST: Jeffrey Kingston (age 27, BHR)
ST: Al Finnegan (age 33, BHR)
Location: Frumston, Northern Becis - barely a city, the smallest represented in the BCF, but a surprisingly strong art and music scene
Stadium: Uncommon™ Field (capacity: 17,495) - out-of-the-way, the field is not in great shape, often looking like a glorified high-school stadium; renovations are planned
Nickname: The Wheaties
Rivals: Donrod City
Manager: Ryan Kleber (age 44) - in year four at Frumston, he finally saw a step forward last season; unfortunately, that now means that he has to deal with expectations
Last Five Seasons: 13th, 13th, 12th, 13th, 9th
It seemed inevitable that, if and when relegation was implemented, Frumston would be one of the teams going down. That's still entirely possible, but for one season, they managed to make it look unlikely, getting all the way up to ninth and even beating Motan for the first time in both of their histories. Phillip Gonzales is gone, but folk-hero winger Rufus Tennyson remains; after a decade of bouncing around semi-pro leagues in his spare time while working construction, the long-bearded Tennyson was a revelation for Frumston last season, and the only reason bigger teams have passed on him is because of his age and miles. Him and Evan Willis give Frumston two players that can match up against any other team in the country, a step up from the typical one or zero.
StartersWannick FC
GK: Michael Buzby (age 29, BHR)
LB: Grover Peterson (age 22, BHR)
CB: Jim Wescott (age 35, BHR)
CB: Casimir Maliszewski (age 25, BHR)
RB: Maverick Justice (age 30, BHR)
LM: Topaz de la Cruz (age 27, BHR)
CM: Max Bird (age 32, BHR)
CM: Darrell Laur (age 33, BHR)
RM: Armand Park (age 28, BHR)
ST: Xavier Patrickson (age 30, BHR)
ST: Aaron Lopez (age 26, BHR)
Location: Wannick, Weaver, Southern Bohr - The clubbing and nightlife district of Weaver, which would've been an oxymoron thirty years ago but now makes perfect sense; the party absolutely does not stop for football games
Stadium: Wannick House (capacity: 14,000) - Wannick fans are often outnumbered by Becis/Shansco/Colside tourists - to compensate, they've turned the PA system way up, a solution that nobody really likes and multiple teams have formally complained about
Nickname: The Violets, The Clubbers
Rivals: Weaver Union (Weaver derby)
Manager: Marcus Bowen (age 45) - after the retirement of Isaiah Fremlin, his assistant Bowen was tapped to take the job; he's practically a blank slate as far as managing goes, although players have so far spoke well of him
Last Five Seasons: 14th, 14th, 8th, 10th, 12th
There's something here. Maybe that's faint praise-okay, it is faint praise-but there's a level of talent that exists in Wannick, even if it's not optimal, that doesn't exist in the teams below. A first-year-manager is always an odd situation, but other teams have managed to succeed with one in the recent past; the last of a definite star is tough, although Topaz De la Cruz should be good for a few highlight dribbles; the striker situation is weak, but that could be said about roughly three-quarters of the league. Sometimes, success just comes down to the number of good players you have, and Wannick has a lot of them for being this far down; Peterson is completely pro-ready despite being new to the league, Bird and Wescott remain solid, and the aforementioned De La Cruz and Maverick Justice add explosiveness (and, in Justice's case, a permanent spot at the top of any clickbait "Best Names in BCF" list).
StartersShansco Iron
GK: Jack Lewis (age 29, BHR)
CB: RJ Newell (age 30, BHR)
CB: Nick Trixin (age 30, BHR)
CB: Jenns Janssen (age 27, BHR)
LM: Joel Hinrich (age 31, BHR)
CM: Antwan Gbor (age 27, BHR)
CM: Arthur Thamber (age 28, BHR)
CM: Mike Howe (age 26, BHR)
RM: Everett Bonner (age 27, BHR)
ST: Reyland Roberts (age 30, BHR)
ST: Bill North (age 26, BHR)
Location: Upper Shansco, Southern Bohr - a heavily industrial area, split between Iron diehards and guys who think they're pandering too much and the football players have never worked a day in their lives
Stadium: Expander Construction Stadium (capacity 27,700) - recently upgraded, a high-quality but drab piece of architecture with a nasty tendency to get way hot during the summers
Nickname: The Iron Men
Rivals: Shansco Athletic (the Shansco derby)
Manager: Noah Brance (age 43) - a protege of Aiden Wallace at Athletic, Brance jumped cross-town to get his own team project - after one season, his results have been good enough but uninspiring
Last Five Seasons: 9th, 8th, 11th, 14th, 11th
As the only team in the league with three at the back, Iron are interesting if only for that tactical reason. All three of the center-backs were up to the task last season, and both Bonner and Hinrich are talented at tracking back, but the issues with creativity and pure talent up front remain. Roberts and North can only generously be considered "BCF-caliber", and there isn't really someone who challenges defenses in the mid-field. The team has always been defensively-oriented, even in the pre-professional days where they actually did work in the mines, but there's a difference between choosing to win games 1-0 and only being able to win games 1-0, and this squad feels like the latter.
StartersCantrill Palace
GK: Leon Weber (age 33, BHR)
LB: Michael Barber (age 32, BHR)
CB: Tony Wallace (age 28, BHR)
CB: Lee Walker (age 30, BHR)
RB: Brock Mullock (age 30, BHR)
CM: Jules Piker (age 30, BHR)
CM: Huston Wolfe (age 25, BHR)
CM: Masa Azumi (age 25, BHR)
LW: Mike Watson (age 22, BHR)
ST: Sven Hahr (age 30, BHR)
RW: Haydenn Tree (age 20, BHR)
Location: Cantrill, Southern Bohr - a city similar to Weaver as far as urban renewal goes, although significantly smaller; a very passionate and online fanbase, comment threads on CantrillChat for each game are thousands of messages long
Stadium: Chike Field (capacity: 7,000) - an actual high school stadium, Chike is temporary and an actual stadium is well in progress; it's not bad, as far as high school stadiums go, and the fans have certainly made a good attempt at turning it into a real atmosphere, but it was never intended to host top-level football
Nickname: The Exiles
Rivals: St. Natasha Pyramid
Manager: Cliff Queensbridge (age 37) - The youngest manager in the league, Queensbridge was formerly Jardin University's coach before transitioning to a Cantrill team in need of a massive rebuild; it's hard to grade his single year of work given the shape the team was in, but fans need results at some point
Last Five Seasons: 6th, 11th, 7th, 12th, 14th
Two years ago, Cantrill Palace were St. Natasha Palace, the other team after Pyramid owned by One More Extra. While this setup-one company owning two teams-was obviously a conflict of interest, and rumors of foul play were constant, it really only came to a head when three top-level players were transferred for bargain-bin prices from Palace to Pyramid, gutting one team and turning the otther into a champion. With Pyramid becoming a pop-culture sensation, any punishments were swept under the rug, and Palace were hastily sold to Alexx Thompson, a Cantrill tech entrepreneur mostly known for being one of the founders of online gaming website FuseOn. Thompson has been much more spendthrift than the Cantrill partisans would like, and it shows; some of the youngsters show promise, with Tree being a potential stud, but it's a pretty barren roster overall, and a relegation fight seems fairly likely.
StartersBecis Annex
GK: Andrew Mattox (age 31, BHR)
LB: Joseph Snyder (age 32, BHR)
CB: Allan Anderson (age 29, BHR)
CB: Michael Janesen (age 30, BHR)
RB: Evan Sloan (age 31, BHR)
LM: Linus Dagen (age 29, BHR)
CM: Doug Montague (age 28, BHR)
CM: Andrew Klem (age 28, BHR)
RM: Raf Sleever (age 33, BHR)
ST: Harrison Hake (age 28, BHR)
ST: Jim Washington (age 29, BHR)
Location: Outer Becis - fully suburban, and proud of it, with the seemingly endless sprawl outside of Becis proper only stopped by the national border on one end and outer St. Natasha on the other
Stadium: RBC Stadium (capacity: 15,000) - fairly new and high-tech, with more space than the capacity would imply; not exactly raucous, though
Nickname: The X
Rivals: Becis City, Akinis FC (fake)
Manager: Beckett Banks (age 64) - a true manager's manager, Banks has spent the last few tumbling down the pyramid; first Heavenly Princess, then Donrod City, then second-tier side St. David, and now back into the BCF with his debut at Annex, a team that could use a steady hand to get them out of relegation.
Last Five Seasons: 7th, 4th, 14th, 11th, 13th
Annex was, at one point, an enjoyable team, with a high-goal funball strategy that earns them all kinds of fans from across Bohr (especially haters of the big two Becis teams). Then they lost all their sparkplugs on offense, and it's been a rough slog since, with last season's squad having the worst defense and most Goals Conceded in the league. The best part of this team is the wings; Dagen and Sleever, who Banks brought with him from St. David, both have some ability, and Snyder and Sloan can also contribute offensively, although their defensive acumen is more limited. If Banks can fix the defense, Annex could survive, but it's not exactly what he's known for, and the tools available to him are suboptimal.

by Bohr » Sun Feb 23, 2025 9:24 pm
BCL, S7 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Becis Dynasty 30 16 6 8 27 15 +12 54 — 0–0 0–0 2–0 0–2 0–1 1–0 1–0 0–1 0–0 1–1 1–0 2–0 1–0 1–2 1–0 Promoted
2 Order of the Bear 30 15 7 8 25 18 +7 52 1–0 — 1–0 4–0 1–0 2–0 0–0 1–0 1–4 0–1 1–0 1–1 0–3 1–0 1–0 1–1 Promotion Playoff
3 Agtrod United 30 14 8 8 46 30 +16 50 1–0 0–1 — 2–2 1–1 1–0 1–0 4–0 2–0 2–0 2–0 0–0 2–0 0–0 1–1 1–0
4 Incol River 30 14 8 8 56 44 +12 50 1–1 1–0 2–2 — 3–3 0–1 1–1 2–4 3–3 2–0 0–1 5–2 3–1 1–1 6–1 0–0
5 Perets FC 30 14 7 9 44 35 +9 49 0–2 1–0 1–2 0–5 — 2–1 2–2 1–4 0–1 2–0 2–2 4–1 1–0 1–0 2–2 2–0
6 Red Perets 30 14 6 10 32 23 +9 48 0–1 0–1 2–0 1–5 1–0 — 0–0 1–0 4–0 0–1 0–1 2–1 2–0 3–0 4–2 1–0
7 Burke City 30 12 11 7 20 13 +7 47 0–1 1–0 2–0 0–1 0–0 0–1 — 1–0 1–0 0–0 1–0 1–0 2–0 1–0 1–0 2–0
8 St. David 30 13 7 10 46 32 +14 46 1–2 2–2 1–4 5–1 1–2 3–1 0–0 — 0–1 3–0 1–0 1–1 3–1 2–0 1–0 4–0
9 Oureniton FC 30 13 6 11 44 34 +10 45 0–1 0–0 4–0 0–1 1–0 0–0 2–0 1–3 — 3–0 0–0 3–1 1–7 0–2 2–0 1–1
10 Donnell 77 30 11 7 12 22 30 −8 40 0–1 0–1 3–2 1–2 3–1 0–0 1–0 0–0 0–0 — 0–0 1–0 2–4 3–1 1–0 1–0
11 Rynnco FC 30 9 9 12 19 19 0 36 1–0 0–1 1–0 4–0 0–1 0–0 0–1 0–1 1–0 1–0 — 0–0 1–1 2–0 1–1 1–0
12 Donnell FC 30 9 9 12 30 36 −6 36 0–0 1–0 1–1 0–1 0–1 0–1 0–0 1–1 2–0 1–1 1–0 — 4–3 1–0 2–1 2–0
13 Shansco Excelsior 30 10 6 14 44 55 −11 36 0–5 1–1 3–4 1–0 0–4 1–1 0–0 1–1 1–7 2–1 1–0 0–4 — 4–0 3–0 1–0
14 Air Force Aces 30 8 5 17 22 37 −15 29 0–1 1–0 3–2 1–2 1–1 1–1 0–1 2–0 2–0 0–1 0–0 2–1 1–0 — 2–1 0–2
15 South Colside 30 6 6 18 32 62 −30 24 3–0 0–1 0–7 1–3 1–6 0–3 0–0 1–1 1–5 0–1 2–1 5–0 3–3 3–2 — 1–0
16 Kurucan FC 30 6 4 20 14 40 −26 22 0–1 0–1 1–2 1–3 0–1 1–0 2–2 0–3 0–4 2–0 1–0 0–2 0–2 1–0 1–0 —
Akinis FC 0–0 Weaver Union (1–0 AET)
Shansco Athletic 0–0 Wannick FC (1–0 AET)
Agtrod United 1–0 Kurucan FC
Shansco Excelsior 2–1 South Colside
Becis Dynasty 0–0 Red Perets (0–0 AET) (2–4 pen.)
Donnell 77 1–1 Becis Annex (2–1 AET)
Donnell FC 3–3 St. David (3–3 AET) (3–4 pen.)
St. Natasha Pyramid 0–0 Southwest Polytechnic (2–1 AET)
Oureniton FC 1–1 Motan FC (1–3 AET)
Frumston 74 1–0 Cantrill Palace
Order of the Bear 0–0 Perets FC (0–1 AET)
Burke City 0–1 Northwest Provincial
Colside Mechanic 2–0 Rynnco FC
Becis City 1–0 Air Force Aces
Donrod City 0–1 Shansco Iron
Incol River 1–0 Heavenly Princess
St. David 0–2 Perets FC
Becis City 3–0 Donnell 77
Incol River 0–1 Colside Mechanic
Motan FC 1–0 Shansco Iron
Frumston 74 1–0 Red Perets
Akinis FC 1–0 Northwest Provincial
Agtrod United 3–3 Shansco Excelsior (3–3 AET) (6–7 pen.)
St. Natasha Pyramid 1–2 Shansco Athletic
Motan FC 2–0 Shansco Athletic
Becis City 1–0 Frumston 74
Akinis FC 1–0 Shansco Excelsior
Colside Mechanic 2–2 Perets FC (4–2 AET)

by Bohr » Sun Feb 23, 2025 11:16 pm
BCF S7 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Heavenly Princess 3 3 0 0 16 0 +16 9 — — — — 7–0 — — — — — — — 6–0 —
2 Motan FC 3 3 0 0 8 1 +7 9 — — — — — — — 2–0 — — — — 2–0 —
3 Shansco Athletic 3 3 0 0 3 0 +3 9 — — — — — — — — 1–0 — 1–0 — — —
4 Becis City 3 2 1 0 3 0 +3 7 — — — — — — — — — — 1–0 2–0 — —
5 St. Natasha Pyramid 3 2 0 1 2 7 −5 6 — — — — — — — — 1–0 — — — — —
6 Wannick FC 3 1 2 0 3 1 +2 5 — — — — — — — — — — — 0–0 — 2–0
7 Weaver Union 3 1 1 1 2 2 0 4 — — 0–1 — — — — — — — — — — —
8 Donrod City 3 1 1 1 1 2 −1 4 — — — 0–0 — — — — — — — — — —
9 Akinis FC 3 0 1 2 1 3 −2 1 — — — — — — 1–1 — — — — — — —
10 Frumston 74 3 0 1 2 0 2 −2 1 — — — — — — 0–1 0–1 — — — — — —
Shansco Iron 3 0 1 2 0 2 −2 1 — — — — — — — — — 0–0 — — — —
12 Cantrill Palace 3 0 1 2 1 6 −5 1 — 1–4 — — — — — — — — — — — —
13 Becis Annex 3 0 1 2 1 9 −8 1 — — — — — 1–1 — — — — — — — —
14 Colside Mechanic 3 0 0 3 0 6 −6 0 0–3 — — — 0–1 — — — — — — — — —
BCF S7 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Shansco Athletic 6 6 0 0 9 2 +7 18 — — — — — — — — — 1–0 1–0 — — 3–2
2 St. Natasha Pyramid 6 5 0 1 8 7 +1 15 — — — — — — 1–0 — — 1–0 2–0 — — —
3 Heavenly Princess 6 3 2 1 18 4 +14 11 — 7–0 — 0–2 — 1–1 — — 6–0 — — — — —
4 Becis City 6 3 2 1 6 4 +2 11 — — — — — — — 0–0 — — 1–0 — — 2–0
5 Motan FC 6 3 1 2 9 6 +3 10 — — 1–1 — — — — — 2–0 — — — 2–0 —
6 Wannick FC 6 2 3 1 7 5 +2 9 — 0–3 — — 3–0 — — 2–0 — — — — — 0–0
7 Weaver Union 6 2 2 2 5 3 +2 8 0–1 — — — — — — — — — 0–0 — — —
8 Colside Mechanic 6 2 1 3 2 6 −4 7 — 0–1 0–3 — 1–0 — — — — — — 1–0 — —
9 Becis Annex 6 2 1 3 7 12 −5 7 0–2 — — 4–1 — 1–1 — — — — — — — —
10 Akinis FC 6 1 2 3 2 4 −2 5 — — — — — — 1–1 — — — — — 1–0 —
11 Shansco Iron 6 1 2 3 1 4 −3 5 — — — — — — — — — 1–0 — 0–0 — —
12 Frumston 74 6 1 1 4 2 6 −4 4 — — — — — — 0–1 — 0–2 — — — 0–1 —
13 Donrod City 6 1 1 4 1 7 −6 4 0–1 — — 0–0 — — 0–3 — — — — — — —
14 Cantrill Palace 6 0 2 4 4 11 −7 2 — — — — 1–4 — — — — 0–0 — 1–2 — —
BCF S7 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 St. Natasha Pyramid 10 7 1 2 16 13 +3 22 — — — — — 1–0 — — 2–0 1–0 0–0 — — 6–4
2 Becis City 10 6 3 1 12 5 +7 21 1–0 — — — — — 0–0 0–0 1–0 — 2–0 — 4–1 —
3 Shansco Athletic 10 7 0 3 13 10 +3 21 — — — — — — 3–1 1–4 1–0 1–0 3–2 — — —
4 Heavenly Princess 10 6 2 2 27 7 +20 20 7–0 0–2 2–0 — — 3–0 1–1 — — — — 6–0 — —
5 Motan FC 10 5 1 4 12 9 +3 16 1–2 0–1 1–0 1–1 — — — — — — — 2–0 — 2–0
6 Weaver Union 10 4 3 3 7 6 +1 15 — — 0–1 — — — — 1–0 0–0 — 1–0 — — —
7 Wannick FC 10 2 6 2 9 9 0 12 0–3 — — — 3–0 — — 2–0 — 0–0 0–0 — 1–1 —
8 Colside Mechanic 10 3 3 4 8 10 −2 12 0–1 — — 0–3 1–0 — — — 1–1 1–1 — — 1–0 —
9 Shansco Iron 10 2 4 4 5 8 −3 10 — — — — — — — — — 1–0 — 1–1 0–0 2–0
10 Akinis FC 10 2 4 4 5 8 −3 10 — — — 1–3 — 1–1 — — — — — 1–0 — 1–0
11 Cantrill Palace 10 2 3 5 7 12 −5 9 — — — — 1–4 — — — 2–0 0–0 — — 1–2 —
12 Becis Annex 10 2 3 5 9 16 −7 9 — 4–1 0–2 — — 0–0 1–1 — — — — — — 1–2
13 Frumston 74 10 2 2 6 6 13 −7 8 — — — 2–1 0–1 0–1 — — — — — 0–2 — 0–1
14 Donrod City 10 2 1 7 7 17 −10 7 — 0–0 0–1 — — 0–3 — — — — 0–1 — — —
BCF S7 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Shansco Athletic 13 9 1 3 15 10 +5 28 — 1–0 — 0–0 1–4 — — 3–1 1–0 1–0 — — 3–2 —
2 Becis City 13 8 3 2 15 6 +9 27 — — — 1–0 0–0 — — 0–0 1–0 1–0 — 4–1 2–0 —
3 Heavenly Princess 13 8 2 3 29 8 +21 26 2–0 0–2 — 7–0 — — 3–0 1–1 — — 0–1 — — 6–0
4 St. Natasha Pyramid 13 8 2 3 20 14 +6 26 — — — — — — 1–0 — 1–0 2–0 6–4 — 0–0 4–0
5 Colside Mechanic 13 6 3 4 12 11 +1 21 — — 0–3 0–1 — 1–0 — — 1–1 1–1 — 1–0 1–0 —
6 Motan FC 13 6 2 5 14 11 +3 20 1–0 0–1 1–1 1–2 — — 1–0 — — — 2–0 — — 2–0
7 Weaver Union 13 4 4 5 7 9 −2 16 0–1 0–2 — — 1–0 — — 0–0 — 0–0 — — 1–0 —
8 Wannick FC 13 2 8 3 10 11 −1 14 — — — 0–3 2–0 3–0 — — 0–0 0–0 — 1–1 0–0 —
9 Akinis FC 13 3 5 5 7 10 −3 14 — — 1–3 — — 1–1 1–1 — — — 1–0 1–0 — 1–0
10 Shansco Iron 13 3 5 5 6 9 −3 14 — — 0–1 — — 1–0 — — 1–0 — 2–0 0–0 — 1–1
11 Donrod City 13 4 1 8 10 19 −9 13 0–1 0–0 — — 0–1 — 0–3 2–1 — — — — 0–1 —
12 Frumston 74 13 3 2 8 7 15 −8 11 0–1 — 2–1 1–0 — 0–1 0–1 — — — 0–1 — — 0–2
13 Cantrill Palace 13 2 4 7 9 16 −7 10 — — 0–1 — — 1–4 — — 0–0 2–0 — 1–2 — 2–2
14 Becis Annex 13 2 4 7 12 24 −12 10 0–2 4–1 — — 1–2 — 0–0 1–1 — — 1–2 — — —
BCF S7 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Shansco Athletic 17 12 1 4 22 12 +10 37 — 1–0 0–0 — — 1–4 4–1 3–1 — 1–0 1–0 2–0 — 3–2
2 Becis City 17 11 3 3 20 8 +12 36 — — 1–0 — — 0–0 — 0–0 4–1 1–0 1–0 1–2 1–0 2–0
3 St. Natasha Pyramid 17 9 3 5 23 18 +5 30 — — — 2–1 — 0–1 1–0 — — 1–0 2–0 6–4 4–0 0–0
4 Heavenly Princess 17 9 2 6 32 14 +18 29 2–0 0–2 7–0 — — 2–1 3–0 1–1 — — — 0–1 6–0 —
5 Motan FC 17 8 4 5 21 13 +8 28 1–0 0–1 1–2 1–1 — 2–1 1–0 — — — — 2–0 2–0 1–1
6 Colside Mechanic 17 8 3 6 17 15 +2 27 — — 0–1 0–3 1–0 — — 2–0 1–0 1–1 1–1 — — 1–0
7 Weaver Union 17 6 5 6 12 14 −2 23 0–1 0–2 1–1 — — 1–0 — 0–0 2–0 1–0 0–0 — — 1–0
8 Wannick FC 17 4 9 4 14 14 0 21 — — 0–3 1–0 3–0 2–0 — — 1–1 0–0 0–0 — 1–1 0–0
9 Frumston 74 17 6 2 9 11 18 −7 20 0–1 — 1–0 2–1 0–1 — 0–1 — — — 1–0 0–1 0–2 1–0
10 Akinis FC 17 4 6 7 8 12 −4 18 0–1 — 1–0 1–3 1–1 — 1–1 — 1–0 — 0–0 1–0 1–0 —
11 Shansco Iron 17 4 6 7 7 11 −4 18 1–0 0–1 — 0–1 1–0 — — — 0–0 1–0 — 2–0 1–1 —
12 Donrod City 17 5 1 11 13 28 −15 16 0–1 0–0 — — 0–4 0–1 0–3 2–1 1–2 — — — — 0–1
13 Becis Annex 17 3 6 8 15 26 −11 15 0–2 4–1 — 2–0 0–0 1–2 0–0 1–1 — — — 1–2 — —
14 Cantrill Palace 17 2 5 10 10 22 −12 11 — 0–2 — 0–1 1–4 — — 0–2 1–2 0–0 2–0 — 2–2 —
Becis City 0–1 Motan FC
Akinis FC 1–0 Colside Mechanic
BCF S7 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Shansco Athletic 21 14 2 5 26 15 +11 44 — 1–0 0–1 0–0 — 3–1 1–4 4–1 1–0 — 1–0 2–0 3–2 3–2
2 Becis City 21 13 4 4 22 10 +12 43 — — 0–2 1–0 1–0 0–0 0–0 — 1–0 4–1 1–0 1–2 1–0 2–0
3 Heavenly Princess 21 12 2 7 38 16 +22 38 2–0 0–2 — 7–0 0–1 1–1 2–1 3–0 — 3–1 — 0–1 6–0 —
4 St. Natasha Pyramid 21 11 4 6 29 24 +5 37 — — 2–1 — 2–1 2–4 0–1 1–0 2–0 — 1–0 6–4 4–0 0–0
5 Motan FC 21 9 4 8 23 17 +6 31 1–0 0–1 1–1 1–2 — 0–1 2–1 1–0 — — — 2–0 2–0 1–1
6 Wannick FC 21 7 10 4 20 16 +4 31 — 0–0 1–0 0–3 3–0 — 2–0 — 0–0 1–1 0–0 — 1–1 0–0
7 Colside Mechanic 21 9 4 8 20 19 +1 31 0–1 0–1 0–3 0–1 1–0 2–0 — — 1–1 1–0 1–1 — — 1–0
8 Weaver Union 21 7 5 9 13 17 −4 26 0–1 0–2 — 1–1 — 0–0 1–0 — 0–0 2–0 1–0 0–1 0–1 1–0
9 Shansco Iron 21 5 8 8 10 14 −4 23 1–0 0–1 0–1 1–1 1–0 — — 1–0 — 0–0 1–0 2–0 1–1 0–1
10 Frumston 74 21 7 2 12 16 26 −10 23 0–1 — 2–1 1–0 0–1 0–1 1–2 0–1 1–0 — — 0–1 0–2 1–0
11 Akinis FC 21 4 9 8 10 15 −5 21 0–1 — 1–3 1–0 1–1 — 1–1 1–1 0–0 1–0 — 1–0 1–0 0–1
12 Donrod City 21 6 3 12 16 31 −15 21 0–1 0–0 — 0–1 0–4 2–1 0–1 0–3 1–1 1–2 1–1 — — 0–1
13 Becis Annex 21 4 7 10 20 32 −12 19 0–2 4–1 2–0 — 0–0 1–1 1–2 0–0 — 2–3 0–0 1–2 — —
14 Cantrill Palace 21 4 6 11 12 23 −11 18 0–0 0–2 0–1 — 1–4 0–2 — 0–1 2–0 1–2 0–0 — 2–2 —
BCF S7 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Shansco Athletic 24 15 4 5 28 16 +12 49 — 1–0 0–0 0–1 1–1 4–1 1–4 3–1 1–0 1–0 2–0 — 3–2 3–2
2 Becis City 24 14 5 5 24 12 +12 47 0–0 — 1–0 0–2 1–0 — 0–0 0–0 1–0 1–0 1–2 4–1 2–0 1–0
3 St. Natasha Pyramid 24 14 4 6 38 26 +12 46 — 2–1 — 2–1 2–1 1–0 0–1 2–4 2–0 1–0 6–4 2–0 0–0 4–0
4 Heavenly Princess 24 13 3 8 42 19 +23 42 2–0 0–2 7–0 — 0–1 3–0 2–1 1–1 1–1 3–1 0–1 3–1 — 6–0
5 Motan FC 24 11 5 8 26 18 +8 38 1–0 0–1 1–2 1–1 — 1–0 2–1 0–1 — 1–0 2–0 1–0 1–1 2–0
6 Weaver Union 24 10 5 9 16 17 −1 35 0–1 0–2 1–1 1–0 — — 1–0 0–0 0–0 1–0 0–1 2–0 1–0 0–1
7 Colside Mechanic 24 10 4 10 23 21 +2 34 0–1 0–1 0–1 0–3 1–0 0–1 — 2–0 1–1 1–1 3–0 1–0 1–0 —
8 Wannick FC 24 7 10 7 20 19 +1 31 0–1 0–0 0–3 1–0 3–0 0–1 2–0 — 0–0 0–0 — 1–1 0–0 1–1
9 Shansco Iron 24 6 10 8 12 15 −3 28 1–0 0–1 1–1 0–1 1–0 1–0 1–0 — — 1–0 2–0 0–0 0–1 1–1
10 Akinis FC 24 5 9 10 12 19 −7 24 0–1 — 1–0 1–3 1–1 1–1 1–1 1–0 0–0 — 1–0 1–0 0–1 1–0
11 Donrod City 24 7 3 14 18 37 −19 24 0–1 0–0 0–1 — 0–4 0–3 0–1 2–1 1–1 1–1 — 1–2 0–1 2–1
12 Frumston 74 24 7 2 15 16 30 −14 23 0–1 0–1 1–0 2–1 0–1 0–1 1–2 0–1 1–0 — 0–1 — 1–0 0–2
13 Cantrill Palace 24 5 7 12 15 28 −13 22 0–0 0–2 1–5 0–1 1–4 0–1 — 0–2 2–0 0–0 2–0 1–2 — 2–2
14 Becis Annex 24 4 9 11 21 34 −13 21 0–2 4–1 — 2–0 0–0 0–0 1–2 1–1 0–0 0–0 1–2 2–3 0–0 —
Becis Annex 2–2 St. Natasha Pyramid
Cantrill Palace 0–2 Colside Mechanic
Donrod City 1–2 Heavenly Princess
Shansco Iron 0–0 Wannick FC
Weaver Union 2–1 Motan FC
Akinis FC 1–0 Becis City
Shansco Athletic 2–0 Frumston 74
BCF S7 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Shansco Athletic 25 16 4 5 30 16 +14 52 — 0–0 1–0 0–1 1–1 4–1 1–4 3–1 1–0 1–0 2–0 2–0 3–2 3–2 Champions, IFCF Champions League, Copa de Campeones
2 St. Natasha Pyramid 25 14 5 6 40 28 +12 47 — — 2–1 2–1 2–1 1–0 0–1 2–4 2–0 1–0 6–4 2–0 4–0 0–0 IFCF Challengers Cup
3 Becis City 25 14 5 6 24 13 +11 47 0–0 1–0 — 0–2 1–0 — 0–0 0–0 1–0 1–0 1–2 4–1 1–0 2–0 IFCF Challengers Cup
4 Heavenly Princess 25 14 3 8 44 20 +24 45 2–0 7–0 0–2 — 0–1 3–0 2–1 1–1 1–1 3–1 0–1 3–1 6–0 — IFCF Challengers Cup
5 Motan FC 25 11 5 9 27 20 +7 38 1–0 1–2 0–1 1–1 — 1–0 2–1 0–1 — 1–0 2–0 1–0 2–0 1–1
6 Weaver Union 25 11 5 9 18 18 0 38 0–1 1–1 0–2 1–0 2–1 — 1–0 0–0 0–0 1–0 0–1 2–0 0–1 1–0
7 Colside Mechanic 25 11 4 10 25 21 +4 37 0–1 0–1 0–1 0–3 1–0 0–1 — 2–0 1–1 1–1 3–0 1–0 — 1–0
8 Wannick FC 25 7 11 7 20 19 +1 32 0–1 0–3 0–0 1–0 3–0 0–1 2–0 — 0–0 0–0 — 1–1 1–1 0–0
9 Shansco Iron 25 6 11 8 12 15 −3 29 1–0 1–1 0–1 0–1 1–0 1–0 1–0 0–0 — 1–0 2–0 0–0 1–1 0–1
10 Akinis FC 25 6 9 10 13 19 −6 27 0–1 1–0 1–0 1–3 1–1 1–1 1–1 1–0 0–0 — 1–0 1–0 1–0 0–1
11 Donrod City 25 7 3 15 19 39 −20 24 0–1 0–1 0–0 1–2 0–4 0–3 0–1 2–1 1–1 1–1 — 1–2 2–1 0–1
12 Frumston 74 25 7 2 16 16 32 −16 23 0–1 1–0 0–1 2–1 0–1 0–1 1–2 0–1 1–0 — 0–1 — 0–2 1–0
13 Becis Annex 25 4 10 11 23 36 −13 22 0–2 2–2 4–1 2–0 0–0 0–0 1–2 1–1 0–0 0–0 1–2 2–3 — 0–0
14 Cantrill Palace 25 5 7 13 15 30 −15 22 0–0 1–5 0–2 0–1 1–4 0–1 0–2 0–2 2–0 0–0 2–0 1–2 2–2 —
St. Natasha Pyramid 1–1 Shansco Athletic
Frumston 74 0–0 Akinis FC
Becis City 0–0 Weaver Union
Motan FC 2–0 Shansco Iron
Wannick FC 1–1 Donrod City
Heavenly Princess 1–0 Cantrill Palace
Colside Mechanic 1–0 Becis Annex
BCF S7 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Shansco Athletic 26 16 5 5 31 17 +14 53 — 0–1 0–0 1–0 1–1 1–4 4–1 3–1 1–0 1–0 2–0 2–0 3–2 3–2 Champions, IFCF Champions League, Copa de Campeones
2 Heavenly Princess 26 15 3 8 45 20 +25 48 2–0 — 7–0 0–2 0–1 2–1 3–0 1–1 1–1 3–1 0–1 3–1 6–0 1–0 IFCF Challengers Cup
3 St. Natasha Pyramid 26 14 6 6 41 29 +12 48 1–1 2–1 — 2–1 2–1 0–1 1–0 2–4 2–0 1–0 6–4 2–0 4–0 0–0 IFCF Challengers Cup
4 Becis City 26 14 6 6 24 13 +11 48 0–0 0–2 1–0 — 1–0 0–0 0–0 0–0 1–0 1–0 1–2 4–1 1–0 2–0 IFCF Challengers Cup
5 Motan FC 26 12 5 9 29 20 +9 41 1–0 1–1 1–2 0–1 — 2–1 1–0 0–1 2–0 1–0 2–0 1–0 2–0 1–1
6 Colside Mechanic 26 12 4 10 26 21 +5 40 0–1 0–3 0–1 0–1 1–0 — 0–1 2–0 1–1 1–1 3–0 1–0 1–0 1–0
7 Weaver Union 26 11 6 9 18 18 0 39 0–1 1–0 1–1 0–2 2–1 1–0 — 0–0 0–0 1–0 0–1 2–0 0–1 1–0
8 Wannick FC 26 7 12 7 21 20 +1 33 0–1 1–0 0–3 0–0 3–0 2–0 0–1 — 0–0 0–0 1–1 1–1 1–1 0–0
9 Shansco Iron 26 6 11 9 12 17 −5 29 1–0 0–1 1–1 0–1 1–0 1–0 1–0 0–0 — 1–0 2–0 0–0 1–1 0–1
10 Akinis FC 26 6 10 10 13 19 −6 28 0–1 1–3 1–0 1–0 1–1 1–1 1–1 1–0 0–0 — 1–0 1–0 1–0 0–1
11 Donrod City 26 7 4 15 20 40 −20 25 0–1 1–2 0–1 0–0 0–4 0–1 0–3 2–1 1–1 1–1 — 1–2 2–1 0–1
12 Frumston 74 26 7 3 16 16 32 −16 24 0–1 2–1 1–0 0–1 0–1 1–2 0–1 0–1 1–0 0–0 0–1 — 0–2 1–0
13 Becis Annex 26 4 10 12 23 37 −14 22 0–2 2–0 2–2 4–1 0–0 1–2 0–0 1–1 0–0 0–0 1–2 2–3 — 0–0 Relegation Playoff
14 Cantrill Palace 26 5 7 14 15 31 −16 22 0–0 0–1 1–5 0–2 1–4 0–2 0–1 0–2 2–0 0–0 2–0 1–2 2–2 — Relegated
Akinis FC 1–0 Motan FCBecis Annex 1–0 Order of the Bear
Order of the Bear 0–1 Becis Annex

by Bohr » Sun May 18, 2025 10:20 pm
StartersAkinis FC
GK: Rider Morris (age 29, BHR)
LB: Jason Vin (age 24, BHR)
CB: Austin Easley (age 30, BHR)
CB: Jimmy Bledsoe (age 32, BHR)
RB: Muhammad Usman (age 20, BHR)
CM: Will Ellinger (age 29, BHR)
CM: Adrian Sommer (age 20, SNL)
LM: Rafe Marsten (age 30, BHR)
CAM: John Zhu (age 36, BHR)
RW: Jeremy Law (age 35, BHR)
ST: Michael McCann (age 25, BHR)
Notable Subs
ST: Will Johnson (age 29, BHR)
Location: Akinis, East-Central Becis - a quiet upper-middle class neighborhood, the center of religious activity in the traditionally-atheistic city of Becis
Stadium: Akinis Park (capacity: 17,000) - homely, with good acoustics and the closest seats to the field in the country
Nickname: The Greys, The Deacons
Rivals: Becis Annex, Heavenly Princess
Manager: Ellis Leach (age 44) - after an initially-successful national team run devolved into idea-challenged sufferball, Leach has returned to what some people would call his natural habitat; a BCF midtable squad who can annoy, if not outclass, the top teams
Last Five Seasons: 12th, 10th, 2nd, 5th, 10th
It's a bit ironic that Amine Bouquet's last game for the squad was the one where Akinis won their first piece of silverware, defeating Motan to win the not-particularly-prestigious Girard Invitational Cup; it was less ironic and more frustrating when Don Michaels quit on the club a couple weeks afterward, citing "fundamental differences with ownership" (i.e. a tiny budget). Akinis feels like they peaked just a couple years too early, before that sweet IFCF money began to flow in; although they've always been good at scouting, it's a strategy that requires a lot of luck along with the skill to succeed for an extended period of time. The squad will be hard-working and well-disciplined, with South Newlandian transplant Adrian Sommer being key there, and the full-back duo, Jason Vin moving over to the left to accomodate new signing and pace-and-power monster Muhammad Usman, is one of the best in the league. The main issue is that so much of this team's attack relies on John Zhu, which would be a problem even if he wasn't 36 years old.
Prediction: Midtable (8th-11th)
StartersBecis Annex
GK: Andrew Mattox (age 32, BHR)
LB: Joseph Snyder (age 33, BHR)
CB: Allan Anderson (age 30, BHR)
CB: Lee Walker (age 31, BHR)
RB: Evan Sloan (age 32, BHR)
LM: Linus Dagen (age 30, BHR)
CM: Doug Montague (age 29, BHR)
CM: Andrew Klem (age 29, BHR)
RM: Calvin Liu (age 23, TFS)
ST: Harrison Hake (age 29, BHR)
ST: Jim Washington (age 30, BHR)
Notable Subs
CB: Michael Janesen (age 31, BHR)
Location: Outer Becis - fully suburban, and proud of it, with the seemingly endless sprawl outside of Becis proper only stopped by the national border on one end and outer St. Natasha on the other
Stadium: RBC Stadium (capacity: 15,000) - fairly new and high-tech, with more space than the capacity would imply; not exactly raucous, though
Nickname: The X
Rivals: Becis City, Akinis FC (fake)
Manager: Beckett Banks (age 65) - it's hard to tell what Banks actually does as a manager, besides be friends with the media and look nice on the sidelines - apparently that's enough for Annex to keep him on for another season, although with his friend Alex Moll's national team appointment nobody would be surprised if he jumps out midway through to take a cushier assistant job
Last Five Seasons: 4th, 14th, 11th, 13th, 13th
After bearly escaping relegation, Annex knew they needed to improve the squad if they had any future in the BCF. And they did! Slightly. Maybe. Kind of. Calvin Liu was never particularly impressive with Star Unicorn, but he does at least have a league title to his name, while Lee Walker was legitimately good despite being on Cantrill's ultimately-doomed Palace. On the other hand, everyone's a year older, and Raf Sleever decided he would rather get the hell out than deal with another relegation fight. The good news is that it's difficult to be the worst team in the league just by mathematics alone, and Annex has shown that they are at least comprehensively better than BCL squads, but it'll be another season of being a speed bump for City and Princess to trip over.
Prediction: Relegation candidate (12th-14th)
StartersBecis City
GK: Osbert Kundert (age 27, KAT)
LB: Stevie Deer (age 28, BHR)
CB: Kenzie Austin (age 28, KAT)
CB: Jonathan Haider (age 34, BHR)
RB: Callum Jacques (age 20, BHR)
CM: Lee Brunner (age 29, BHR)
CM: Ray-Jay Turner (age 22, BHR)
LW: Dev Eagles (age 20, BHR)
CAM: Jace Simmons (age 26, BHR)
RW: Jaden Fonderman (age 22, BHR)
ST: Grady Roces (age 23, BHR)
Notable Subs
LB/CB: Marlon Auburn (age 23, BHR)
LW/ST: AJ Lenko (age 28, BHR)
RM/RW: Vick Malloy (age 28, BHR)
RB: Terry Artieson (age 22, BHR)
Location: Downtown Becis - high glass skyscrapers and high-powered businessmen, a place where everyone is busy, except when the game's on
Stadium: miragecoordinator™ Stadium (capacity: 80,000) - the flagship Bohrian stadium; rated “Most Evil Place to Play” by Bohrsport eight years running
Nickname: The Maroons, The People's Champs, City
Rivals: Heavenly Princess (The Becis Derby, largest rivalry in the country), Becis Annex (shockingly vitriolic), Becis Dynasty (un-shockingly vitriolic)
Manager: Caleb Fischer (age 49) - remains beloved by his players, even if his relentless positivity and insistence that Becis City are the best team in the country can rub both supporters and rivals the wrong way
Last Five Seasons: 1st, 5th, 5th, 2nd, 4th
After tailing Shansco by a point or two for practically the entire season, City faded at the end, with 4th place not being an accurate reflection of how the season went but being disappointing all the same. The good news is that sometimes improving a roster can be as easy as ABC-in this case, Axmund-Becis City. Kundert and Austin bring international experience to a team facing the Challengers Cup for the first time and stabilize a team missing Greg Callahan for the first time in nearly two decades. It was expected that this would be the biggest move of their off-season, along with the requisite signings of Robertson college grads Eagles and Fonderman, but then Grady Roces became available, and a deal was struck extremely quickly. It's a precarious situation for both Roces and the team-although he's an incredible player, a brilliant athlete with an ability to create advantages on-ball that only a few players in the league can match, he's also played his entire career with the greatest goal-scorer in BCF history. Now, he'll be relied upon to score at a solid rate along with everything else. Even if it doesn't quite work out, the defense is good enough that it's hard to imagine City slipping all that much, but if it all comes together, that third league trophy is well within reach.
Prediction: Title Contender (1st-3rd)
StartersBecis Dynasty
GK: Camden Murphy (age 26, BHR)
LB: Samuels Driscoll (age 23, BHR)
CB: Yates Creasy (age 27, BHR)
CB: Jason Ashby Jr. (age 24, BHR)
RB: Brock Mullock (age 31, BHR)
LM: Shep Cardenas (age 25, BHR)
CM: Huston Wolfe (age 26, BHR)
CM: Tom Bacha (age 23, BHR)
CM: Jim Nestorek (age 22, BHR)
RM: Jacob Hawken (age 26, BHR)
ST: Kyle Sargent (age 23, BHR)
Notable Subs
DM: Jeff Brown (age 22, BHR)
Location: Western Becis - the less-wealthy, dirtier part of Becis, although it's a lot nicer than it used to be
Stadium: Heidern Motors Arena (capacity: 22,500) - somewhat-rushedly renovated for the BCF debut, it's not going to win any awards but the angles are nice and the visiting team's locker room is suitably horrible
Nickname: The Crown, The True People's Champs, The Force
Rivals: Every other Becis club (but especially City)
Manager: Ken Howard (age 55) - it was a bit controversial when Dynasty's first manager wasn't even from Becis, but Howard, a Shansco man originally, has done a great job lending the team an air of legitimacy
Last Five Seasons: 6th (BCL), 1st (BCL)
Putting together a squad post-promotion is always going to be hard, but Dynasty have done a hell of a job. It's not perfect, of course, but Bacha and Sargent are two legitimate threats to any defense in the country, and even though the defense is cobbled from spare parts it should be well-organized enough to not completely fall apart in the face of resistance. Owner Daniel Quarrell wants the team's fanbase to become bigger than City's and Princess's eventually; step one of that goal is simply staying in the BCF for a few seasons, and this squad seems ready to do that.
Prediction: Midtable (8th-11th)

by Bohr » Tue May 20, 2025 5:51 pm
StartersColside Mechanic
GK: Klein Morel (age 28, BHR)
LB: Glenn Goodwin (age 27, BHR)
CB: Simon Thatcher (age 27, BHR)
CB: Jules Hooper (age 32, BHR)
RB: Matty Garnett (age 25, BHR)
CM: Rafe Paul (age 21, BHR)
CM: Andy Jast (age 33, BHR)
CM: Jean-Paul Levasseur (age 23, BHR)
AM: Phillip Gonzales (age 24, BHR)
AM: Nate Rogers (age 28, BHR)
ST: Mike Tango (age 35, BHR)
Notable Subs
GK: Solomon Meeks (age 27, BHR)
LB: Greg Garnett (age 25, BHR)
ST: Cody Calabrese (age 22, BHR)
Location: Colside, Southern Bohr - one of a few cities on the Incol River, the third-largest city in Bohr
Stadium: OSO Auto Stadium (capacity: 43,755) - known for Colside's ultras, the one group in the country that can be truly called "ultras" and not just somewhat-more-dedicated fans; expect loud chants, flags, and general obnoxiousness
Nickname: The Mechs
Rivals: Shansco Athletic (The Incol River Shootout), Weaver Union
Manager: Van Doyle (age 61) - lead assistant on Shansco Athletic's title run despite being Colside born and bred, Doyle's resume and club vision was strong enough that Colside was willing to give him a chance even with minimal experience at the top; he's not on a particularly long leash, though
Last Five Seasons: 6th, 2nd, 6th, 4th, 6th
It's an inflection point of a season for a team with a strange obsession with finishing in even-numbered places. After two seasons of getting off to a strong early start before flaming out, the Mechs did the only thing worse, limping to 6th place while never really appearing to be championship, or even IFCF, contenders. Both Garnett and Morel were rumored to be leaving after Oscar Jones got sacked for a journeyman assistant coach-yet somehow, whether due to Doyle's charisma or a simple lack of offers from other squads, the core held together. A defense with 4 Bohr NT-capped players (Morel, Garnett, Thatcher, and Goodwin), all in their primes, looks to once again wreak havoc on opposing strikers, and while elder statesman forward Wilson Connelly is gone (immediately taking a BBS analyst job), there should still be enough goal-scoring prowess to acquire victories. The issue is that Shansco and Weaver are threatening to eclipse their southern counterpart-and without IFCF football, these players won't stay forever.
Prediction:In the IFCF mix (4th-7th)
StartersDonrod City
Starters
GK: Lindy Banks (age 30, BHR)
LB: Toph Kauff (age 33, BHR)
CB: Vandy Vaughn (age 22, BHR)
CB: Connor Harris (age 26, BHR)
RB: Evela-Gavax Den (age 23, BHR/QUS)
DM: Chris Heinz (age 31, BHR)
DM: Kevin Benson (age 27, BHR)
AM: Colt Booker (age 32, BHR)
AM: Jason Fishman (age 32, BHR)
ST: Trevor Montojo (age 23, BHR)
ST: Preston Cooper (age 26, BHR)
Notable Subs
GK: Vladimir Esposito (age 21, BHR)
RB: Jace Beck (age 32, BHR)
Location: Donrod, Northern Bohr - the second-largest city in the north; Donrod residents are stereotyped as dumbasses and fuck-ups, which is not entirely false but does mean that the rest of Bohr doesn't pay much attention to them, which they prefer
Stadium: Suen-Ram Stadium (capacity: 34,000) - seemingly constantly under construction, with various sections being closed and re-opened and closed and re-opened et cetera
Nickname: The Rods
Rivals: Motan FC
Manager: Oscar Jones (age 50) - Now on his third (and least-prestigious) managing job, Jones is still clutching to that 1998 Becis City title like a life-preserver; to his credit, players seem to love him, and at least some of his previous underperformances can be chalked up as bad luck, but he's gotta show something
Last Five Seasons: 9th, 13th, 9th, 8th, 11th
Putting five at the back and still giving up the most goals in the league was nothing short of a disaster for Murphy Riedel-Price, and it was only by the skins of their teeth that Donrod avoided the drop last season. There's a bit of change in the lineup-Jones is experimenting with converting center-back Heinz into a holding midfielder, and Montojo has come in from BCL mid-table side Burke City to add a pinch of goal-scoring pop, but a lot of this season is going to come down to right back Evela-Gavax Den. It could be argued that, outside of the league's true superstars (Sullivan, Girard, Harrow), no single player is going to be as important to their team as Evela-Gavax will be for Donrod-they're obviously destined for bigger and better things, and Jones has come in and given Donrod a tactic where they're expected to be a defensive anchor while also being the squad's primary source of pace, creativity, and all those other good offensive qualities. It's a lot of responsibility for a 23-year-old, but with a pretty bare-bones cabinet of players otherwise, it's not like they have much to lose.
Prediction: Relegation candidate (12th-14th)
StartersFrumston 74
GK: Evan Willis (age 24, BHR)
LB: Rupert Irean (age 28, BHR)
CB: Craig Phillips (age 29, BHR)
CB: Brant Simons (age 29, BHR)
RB: Mumin Ehsan (age 19, CRN)
LM: Darryl Swanson (age 29, BHR)
CM: Charles Holmes (age 33, BHR)
CM: Eddie Reynolds (age 31, BHR)
RM: Rufus Tennyson (age 37, BHR)
ST: Jeffrey Kingston (age 28, BHR)
ST: Al Finnegan (age 34, BHR)
Notable Subs
RB: Lewis Gillisand (age 28, BHR)
Location: Frumston, Northern Becis - barely a city, the smallest represented in the BCF, but a surprisingly strong art and music scene
Stadium: Uncommon™ Field (capacity: 17,495) - out-of-the-way, the field is not in great shape, often looking like a glorified high-school stadium; renovations were planned at one point, but with the team consistently in danger of falling out of the BCF, nobody really sees a point
Nickname: The Wheaties
Rivals: Donrod City
Manager: Ryan Kleber (age 45) - now in year five despite never getting the club beyond ninth out of fourteen; given that haven't fired him by now, he's effectively playing with house money
Last Five Seasons: 13th, 12th, 13th, 9th, 12th
The bottom of the BCF feels a bit like a really shitty horror movie-everyone is aware that they're in grave danger, but nobody either willing or able to do much about it. Frumston's biggest move was signing a 19-year-old from a (admittedly very very good at football) foreign country-Ehsan has not commented on whether he knew what he was walking into, but he should at least be a solid BCF-quality player. Rufus Tennyson-mania is well and truly dead, but the elderly winger and "Most Interesting Man in Bohr" is still a reliable ticket-seller, if not a remotely reliable prescence. Otherwise, it's a BSL-quality roster, with BSL-quality results. It'll probably take an Evan Willis masterclass to keep this team out of at least the relegation playoff; that's something he has the capacity for, but being your squad's main chance of points for 26 games has to wear you down.
Prediction: Relegation candidate (12th-14th)
StartersHeavenly Princess
GK: Matteo Dipper (age 37, BHR)
LB: Xavier Kirshner (age 30, BHR)
CB: Jaxon Girard (age 35, BHR)
CB: Robert McKay (age 24, BHR)
RB: Nathalie Bernard-Bigras (age 33, QUE)
LM: Orlan Healy (age 30, BHR)
CM: Herb Schuyler (age 24, BHR)
CM: Kirby Williams (age 21, BHR)
RM: Alexandr Korystov (age 33, BHR)
ST: Towson Turner (age 27, BHR)
ST: Eli Sheve (age 28, BHR)
Notable Subs
LW/LM: Daniel Herringbone (age 21, BHR)
CM/AM: Harrison Kruger (age 21, BHR)
GK: LaMerion Terry (age 21, BHR)
CM/AM: Derren Michel (age 20, BHR)
Location: East Becis - home to the "Constellation Colleges", the old architecture stands in sharp contrast to the newer downtown areas
Stadium: Fielding Memorial Stadium (capacity: 62,500) - also home to the Zephael college team and the Bohr College Football Hall of Fame, it's the oldest stadium in use for the league; stately and dignified, if not particularly enjoyable to watch a game at
Nickname: The Princesses, The Patricians
Rivals: Becis City (The Becis Derby, largest rivalry in the country), St. Natasha Pyramid
Manager: Jaxon Girard, age 35 (player-manager) - yeah, they're actually doing this; enough has been written about the move that it's hard to add anything else, if it works it's genius and if it doesn't work it's a disaster
Last Five Seasons: 2nd, 1st, 7th, 3rd, 2nd
If you discard the elephant on the back-line, this Heavenly Princess roster looks clearly better than last year's second-place squad. Bernard-Bigras is not the same type of threat as Sheve was at right-back, but she's a massive threat in her own right, and her picking up RB minutes allows Sheve to play at his natural position (takilante with Bohrian characteristics) much more often. The depth is better also; Herringbone, Kruger, Terry, and Michel could all start for mid-table BCF teams tomorrow, and Princess' highest wage budget in the league means even their third-tier squad members are better than average. Orlan Healy, although slightly past his prime, was never particularly pace-reliant for a winger anyway, and has played at such a consistent level (only player to be named to the BCF Team of the Year all seven seasons) that it's hard to see him falling off that much. They're the preseason betting favorites for a reason. The only problem, of course, is that they've been the preseason betting favorites (for a reason) for the last three years, with nothing to show for it (ironically, in 1999 when they won the championship, Becis City were narrowly favored). It's that specific type of top-team desperation that led them to the Girard player-manager announcement; surely, the talent will be allowed to speak for itself when there's nobody in a suit on the side-line.
Prediction: Title contender (1st-3rd)
StartersMotan FC
Starters
GK: Arnold Harrow (age 33, BHR)
LB: Cameron Hatek (age 31, BHR)
CB: August Soto (age 33, BHR)
CB: Cain Calais (age 21, BHR)
RB: Joshua Wiedermeyer (age 32, BHR)
DM: Justin Azor (age 30, BHR)
DM: Nik Alba (age 30, BHR)
LW: Brendan Lewis (age 26, BHR)
CAM: Cole Sargent (age 30, BHR)
RW: Donnie Gosling (age 21, BHR)
ST: Chuck Radler (age 35, BHR)
Notable Subs
ST: Cam Foxconn (age 22, BHR)
RW: Wendell Hamm (age 31, BHR)
CM/AM: Garrett Sanders (age 31, BHR)
CB: Chris Bernard (age 31, BHR)
ST: Ollie Todd (age 32, BHR)
Location: Motan, Northern Bohr - the largest city in the north, mostly agricultural, no "downtown" to speak of, often (but not always) cold
Stadium: Nell Field (capacity: 40,000) - windy and intimidating, Motan is often considered to have the best home-field advantage in the league; their fans are known to be passive-aggressive, with a massive chip on their shoulder due to "the media" not focusing on the north
Nickname: The Cyclones
Rivals: Donrod City
Manager: Neal Heston (age 41) - it turns out that taking a young manager out of an environment where anything short of a championship means death and putting him into a much calmer fanbase means that he starts doing good things again, who knew? Heston is obviously good, and Motan hopes he'll stay a while with them
Last Five Seasons: 10th, 6th, 8th, 10th, 5th
There's a common theory that Motan should be the best club in Bohr, a constant championship threat with a trophy case that eclipses all its competitors. The idea is this: Northern Bohr produces a shit-ton of football talent (the college championship being NWP-Donnell speaks to this), as much or more than the Becis metro area and the Incol River valley do. Unlike those regions, however, Motan is clearly the biggest and wealthiest team in the region; Becis City and Heavenly Princess divide up the talents from the Constellation Colleges, Shansco and Colside are in a constant war over anyone with southern roots, but only sickos are going to choose Frumston or Donrod over the Cyclones. So far, it hasn't quite worked out that way, mainly because the college system means that players get lots and lots of control over where they want to play professionally, and Motan is not particularly attractive to 22-year-olds. Even with that debuff, though, the current Motan squad has three NT starters, all of whom were Motan originals (technically Soto was raised in the northeast before moving to the city as a teenager, but Harrow and Gosling were born and bred here), and the addition of collegiate extra-time hero Cain Calais and experienced second banana Cole Sargent gives Neal Heston even more tools in the toolbox to mess around with. Chuck Radler is famously capricious, and him and Heston were both scarred by their time at Heavenly Princess, but this squad doesn't need to rely on him fully anymore. They're not going to be favored for the championship, but Motan can beat anybody in the country; maybe in a few years, that theory won't be so incorrect after all.
Prediction: In the IFCF mix (4th-7th)

by Bohr » Sun May 25, 2025 10:35 pm
StartersShansco Athletic
GK: Randall Scrub (age 35, BHR)
LB: Oskar Bright (age 35, BHR)
CB: Daniel Lewis (age 27, BHR)
CB: Frank Bohle (age 30, BHR)
RB: Lukas Wimmer (age 31, BHR)
CM: Lance Good (age 32, BHR)
CM: Harvey Pinder (age 34, BHR)
CM: Kaleo Solomon (age 22, BHR)
AM: Vasily Khalikov (age 22, BHR)
AM: Bennett Rosales (age 35, BHR)
ST: Serdar Admiri (age 29, SRS)
Notable Subs
LB: Jocelyne Astier (age 23, CMT)
LB/RB: Marc Spradlin (age 30, BHR)
ST: Carmen Irvine (age 30, BHR)
CB: Pin Massey (age 33, BHR)
ST: May Anson (age 21, BHR)
Location: Shansco - the second-largest city in Bohr, "birthplace of football", and original cultural and industrial hub, they've watched Becis and Colside take their spot gradually over the last century with no small amount of bitterness
Stadium: Ulti Materials Stadium (capacity: 45,000) - located right on the Incol River, with a beautiful view of the water that only sometimes catches on fire
Nickname: The A's, The Firemen
Rivals: Colside Mechanic (The Incol River Shootout), Shansco Iron (the Shansco derby), Weaver Union
Manager: Aiden Wallace (age 55) - Showed an uncommon level of poise under pressure during the title race last season and was duly rewarded with practically infinite job security; now turns his sights on figuring out how to maintain the team's throwback image while also integrating new talent
Last Five Seasons: 7th, 3rd, 3rd, 7th, 1st
Some writers-not this one, of course, but some writers-wrote Athletic off last season as being washed-up, too old to make a serious title run. Instead, a better term would be seasoned. A combination of veteran chemistry, individual brilliance from Vasily Khalikov, and just a bit of luck meant that after a hell of a fight, the Firemen finally found a twelth-round knockout to dispatch Becis City and win their first BCF trophy. A lot of teams would rest on their laurels and try to keep the squad together, but with an average age on the wrong side of 30, a few changes had to be made; the core of Good and Khalikov has been augmented by college Player of the Year Kaleo Solomon; in a land of on-ball conductors like Khalikov, Roces, and Schuyler, he's very much an off-ball midfielder, someone who never stops looking for opportunities to run in from midfield and score. Serdar Admiri, meanwhile, is about as pure of a striker as you'll find in the BCF; the Squornshelan has put up solid numbers in Taxhavn and Pasarga despite being on somewhat hopeless rosters each time, and while he'll probably be more Plan B than Plan A here, he'll surely find a way to get his contributions in. Jocelyne Astier, meanwhile, is expected to replace the aging Oskar Bright as soon as she gets acclimated to the wing-back role. It's an impressively-upgraded roster overall from the prior season, and Athletic should expect to make a hell of a title defense.
Prediction: Title contender (1st-3rd)
StartersShansco Iron
GK: Jack Lewis (age 30, BHR)
CB: RJ Newell (age 31, BHR)
CB: Jenns Janssen (age 28, BHR)
CB: Antwan Gbor (age 28, BHR)
LM: Lou Michaels (age 25, BHR)
CM: Mike Howe (age 27, BHR)
CM: Nick Trixin (age 31, BHR)
CM: Arthur Thamber (age 29, BHR)
RM: Everett Bonner (age 28, BHR)
ST: Bill North (age 27, BHR)
ST: Reyland Roberts (age 31, BHR)
Notable Subs
GK: Jesus Esteban Rojas (age 22, BHR)
LM/LB: Joel Hinrich (age 32, BHR)
Location: Upper Shansco, Southern Bohr - a heavily industrial area, split between Iron diehards and guys who think they're pandering too much and the football players have never worked a day in their lives
Stadium: Expander Construction Stadium (capacity 27,700) - recently upgraded, a high-quality but drab piece of architecture with a nasty tendency to get way too hot during the summers
Nickname: The Iron Men
Rivals: Shansco Athletic (the Shansco derby)
Manager: Noah Brance (age 44) - Claimed to be an "evil genius" of the BCF, and has certainly played some evil football-two extremely mediocre finishes means the "genius" part is significantly more questionable
Last Five Seasons: 8th, 11th, 14th, 11th, 9th
Shansco Iron has always been known for strong defense and not much else, and last season's squad certainly lived up to the stereotype-tied for the best goals against in the league, dead last in goals for. They haven't done much to change their outlook, but why mess with what football pervert Noah Brance would consider perfection? The 3-5-2 is much more of a 5-3-2, really, with Michaels shifting the squad even farther back, although Bonner is legitimately very talented and his surprising NT call-up was justified if you were watching Iron matches. If you weren't, though, who could blame you? Expect more of the same this season-solid enough to be safe from relegation and maybe make a Girard Invitational run and not much else.
Prediction: Midtable (8th-11th)
StartersSt. Natasha Pyramid
GK: Rick Dubois (age 29, BHR)
LB: Pete Warnor (age 32, BHR)
CB: Tony Wallace (age 29, BHR)
CB: Finn James (age 33, BHR)
RB: Shane Peterson (age 31, BHR)
LW: Mitchell Keldon (age 26, BHR)
CM: Steve Parver (age 31, BHR)
CM: Abram Martinez-Paulson (age 23, BHR)
RW: Mark Merriwether (age 23, BHR)
ST: Jamie Sullivan (age 27, BHR)
ST: Don Howard (age 24, BHR)
Notable Subs
CM/DM: Aran Lavel (age 30, BHR)
Location: St. Natasha; once Becis' official capital, it was hollowed out at the inception of the Republic-the gambling companies saw the architecture and lack of endemic business and promptly moved in, so now you can play slots on the floors where laws were once made. An improvement?
Stadium: One More Extra World Cup 99 Special Get 99 Bohrers Worth In Free Bets With Code WC99Q If You Sign Up Now Stadium (capacity: 70,000) - most state-of-the-art stadium in Bohr; it took six more months to put all of the gambling advertisements that we previously had to scrape off for the World Cup Qualifying back up
Nickname: The Pharaohs (nobody actually calls them this), The Piss (derogatory)
Rivals: Heavenly Princess, Cantrill Palace
Manager: Sherrod Simpson, age 50 - still a defender at heart, there's a constant argument about how much credit Simpson actually deserves for SNP's stability over the years given the embarassment of offensive riches he's had
Last Five Seasons: 3rd, 4th, 1st, 1st, 2nd
It's an abrupt step back for the team that was at the top of the world for two straight seasons, but for the first time ever Pyramid is on the back foot. Rumors of official investigations of their questionable transfer activity finally became reality a couple months back, and although it's not clear whether it'll lead to anything more than a slap on the wrist, it seems to have spooked the team's ownership into selling a couple big names-Roces and Sargent are out. Even more importantly, nobody is in to replace them; Merriwether and Martinez-Paulson come with no real pedigree, and during their occasional substitute appearances last season they never showed the level that would be expected for a starter on a title contender. The positives-Sullivan in front as a one-man scoring dynamo, Simpson's leadership qualities, Warnor never putting a foot wrong on defense-are still the positives, and it seems ridiculous to rule a team that's never finished below 4th out of the title conversation, but in an off-season where all of their rivals got better, Pyramid very clearly got worse.
Prediction: In the IFCF mix (4th-7th)
StartersWannick FC
GK: Michael Buzby (age 30, BHR)
LB: Grover Peterson (age 23, BHR)
CB: Casimir Maliszewski (age 26, BHR)
CB: Joseph Andeme (age 25, BHR)
RB: Maverick Justice (age 31, BHR)
CM: Max Bird (age 33, BHR)
CM: Richard Palaven (age 28, BHR)
LW: Topaz de la Cruz (age 28, BHR)
ST: Xavier Patrickson (age 31, BHR)
ST: Aaron Lopez (age 27, BHR)
RW: Armand Park (age 29, BHR)
Notable Subs
GK: Shane Merritt (age 24, BHR)
LW: Rafe Paz (age 27, BHR)
Location: Wannick, Weaver, Southern Bohr - The clubbing and nightlife district of Weaver, which would've been an oxymoron thirty years ago but now makes perfect sense; the party absolutely does not stop for football games
Stadium: Wannick House (capacity: 14,000) - Actual Wannick fans are often outnumbered by Becis/Shansco/Colside tourists - to compensate, they've turned the PA system way up, a solution that multiple teams have formally complained about but does provide a solid home-field advantage
Nickname: The Violets, The Clubbers
Rivals: Weaver Union (Weaver derby)
Manager: Marcus Bowen (age 46) - A very solid opening act for the new coach has allowed for the requisite larger-team rumors to fester, although he hasn't been able to play the fast-paced, shrunken-field football that he initially promised
Last Five Seasons: 14th, 8th, 10th, 12th, 8th
It wasn't always pretty, but Wannick managed to equal their best performance ever, getting their head above the BCF waters for some amount of time, and it doesn't seem like they have any intentions of stopping. Acquiring Palaven, looking for starter minutes after being forced out of Princess, was an absolute steal, as the former Team-of-the-Year-caliber midfielder still has at least a couple seasons left of prime performance in him, even if he seems somewhat out of place in the environment. The front four remains unchanged, although Paz, from South Colside, offers significantly more flexibility than De la Cruz and might simply be better. Wannick still has money problems, and with the current make-up of the league going upwards from 8th is probably the single hardest bit of movement any team can take on. Still, Akinis went from the worst team in the league to nearly winning the whole thing a couple seasons back; even though they ended up regressing, they provided a road map for a team like Wannick to do something similar.
Prediction: Midtable (8th-11th)
StartersWeaver Union
GK: Ye Yu-Liang (age 25, BHR)
LB: Cornell Michaels (age 28, BHR)
CB: Will Carlisle (age 27, BHR)
CB: Liam Turner (age 34, BHR)
RB: Alexis Thompson (age 31, BHR)
CM: Jimmy Lorenz (age 24, BHR)
CM: James Herbert (age 26, BHR)
CM: Armani Giusti (age 22, BHR)
LW: Alex Valdez (age 23, BHR)
ST: Jackie Ding (age 25, BHR)
RW: Joshua Hill (age 29, BHR)
Notable Subs
DM: Chop Fulton (age 28, BHR)
CB: Hale Tyler (age 22, BHR)
CB: Elton Andrews (age 27, BHR)
Location: Weaver, Southern Bohr - previously a dead industrial town, Weaver's revival in the last decade or so has been a sight to behold, and now it's threatening to overtake its older brothers in Colside and Shansco when it comes to both high-tech industries and football
Stadium: Maya Chandler Field (capacity: 25,000) - a well-kept stadium in a lively neighborhood, named after Weaver's former mayor and Bohr's current president
Nickname: The Spiders, The U
Rivals: Wannick FC (the Weaver derby), Colside Mechanic, Shansco Athletic
Manager: Tsai Chih-Chou (age 57) - Another year of treading water has led to grumblings about whether Tsai is actually the guy to take Weaver to that next level, but he's still very well-respected around the league and firing him now would probably spark a riot from the players
Last Five Seasons: 5th, 9th, 4th, 6th, 7th
In a league where it sometimes feels like every other team has a talismanic number ten-Schuyler at Princess, Roces and Howard at Pyramid, Khalikov at Athletic, Zhu at Akinis, Gonzales at Colside, Ray-Jay at City-it felt like the one thing Weaver was missing. Ding is a fine striker, yet the offense still floundered due to a lack of that connective play that was necessary. Herbert, Lorenz, and Fulton are all quite good, but they're all a similar type of player-athletic, hard-working midfielders who excel in getting the "dirty work" done, and Alex Valdez often looked like a full-back, the role he played in college, instead of a true left-winger. Enter Armani Giusti, a prolific Jardin striker who showed just enough creative juice for Tsai to feel comfortable placing him behind Ding as a connector. Giusti is tall, a good 6'5", which has made him a difficult player to analyze-not particularly good as a target man, he should really be thought of as a jumbo-sized version of those playmakers mentioned earlier, making up for a high center of gravity with impressive levels of finesse. It's yet another piece that seems to fit into place for Weaver, but in criticisms similar to those of their stadium's namesake, potential and good words have to be backed up by action at some point.
Prediction: In the IFCF mix (4th-7th)

by Bohr » Thu May 29, 2025 10:26 pm
BCF Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Motan FC 5 3 1 1 12 2 +10 10
2 Weaver Union 5 2 3 0 6 2 +4 9
3 Shansco Athletic 5 2 3 0 7 5 +2 9
4 Akinis FC 5 2 2 1 7 2 +5 8
5 Becis City 5 2 2 1 5 2 +3 8
6 Colside Mechanic 5 1 4 0 5 4 +1 7
7 St. Natasha Pyramid 5 1 3 1 10 6 +4 6
8 Heavenly Princess 5 1 3 1 6 5 +1 6
Shansco Iron 5 1 3 1 6 5 +1 6
10 Wannick FC 5 1 2 2 5 9 −4 5
11 Becis Annex 5 1 2 2 4 8 −4 5
12 Becis Dynasty 5 1 2 2 4 13 −9 5
13 Donrod City 5 1 1 3 2 10 −8 4
14 Frumston 74 5 0 1 4 1 7 −6 1
BCF Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Shansco Athletic 10 6 4 0 13 7 +6 22
2 Becis City 10 6 3 1 20 6 +14 21
3 Colside Mechanic 10 4 6 0 12 5 +7 18
4 Wannick FC 10 4 4 2 14 12 +2 16
5 St. Natasha Pyramid 10 3 6 1 17 8 +9 15
6 Motan FC 10 4 2 4 16 8 +8 14
7 Weaver Union 10 3 5 2 10 8 +2 14
8 Shansco Iron 10 3 4 3 13 13 0 13
9 Donrod City 10 3 3 4 5 12 −7 12
10 Akinis FC 10 3 2 5 11 12 −1 11
11 Becis Annex 10 2 3 5 7 13 −6 9
12 Heavenly Princess 10 1 4 5 9 16 −7 7
13 Becis Dynasty 10 1 4 5 7 26 −19 7
14 Frumston 74 10 1 2 7 2 10 −8 5

by Bohr » Fri May 30, 2025 4:21 am
BCF Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Wannick FC 15 9 4 2 20 13 +7 31
2 Shansco Athletic 15 8 5 2 17 12 +5 29
3 Becis City 15 8 4 3 27 12 +15 28
4 St. Natasha Pyramid 15 5 9 1 25 13 +12 24
5 Weaver Union 15 6 6 3 17 11 +6 24
6 Shansco Iron 15 6 5 4 17 16 +1 23
7 Heavenly Princess 15 6 4 5 22 19 +3 22
8 Colside Mechanic 15 5 7 3 16 13 +3 22
9 Motan FC 15 5 4 6 21 13 +8 19
10 Akinis FC 15 5 3 7 18 18 0 18
11 Donrod City 15 3 4 8 7 18 −11 13
12 Frumston 74 15 3 3 9 6 14 −8 12
13 Becis Annex 15 2 3 10 8 24 −16 9
14 Becis Dynasty 15 1 5 9 13 38 −25 8
BCF Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Becis City 20 12 4 4 37 16 +21 40
2 Wannick FC 20 11 7 2 33 18 +15 40
3 Shansco Athletic 20 10 7 3 25 16 +9 37
4 Colside Mechanic 20 9 8 3 21 14 +7 35
5 St. Natasha Pyramid 20 8 10 2 33 16 +17 34
6 Weaver Union 20 9 6 5 23 16 +7 33
7 Heavenly Princess 20 8 6 6 27 22 +5 30
8 Motan FC 20 7 5 8 25 17 +8 26
9 Shansco Iron 20 6 7 7 19 21 −2 25
10 Akinis FC 20 6 5 9 21 24 −3 23
11 Donrod City 20 3 7 10 8 21 −13 16
12 Frumston 74 20 3 4 13 7 24 −17 13
13 Becis Dynasty 20 2 7 11 17 44 −27 13
14 Becis Annex 20 2 5 13 10 37 −27 11

by Bohr » Sat May 31, 2025 2:32 pm
BCF Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Becis City 25 14 6 5 42 20 +22 48
2 Shansco Athletic 25 13 9 3 31 17 +14 48
3 Weaver Union 25 13 6 6 32 20 +12 45
4 Colside Mechanic 25 12 9 4 26 17 +9 45
5 Wannick FC 25 12 8 5 37 23 +14 44
6 Heavenly Princess 25 12 7 6 46 26 +20 43
7 St. Natasha Pyramid 25 11 10 4 41 21 +20 43
8 Motan FC 25 9 6 10 33 26 +7 33
9 Shansco Iron 25 7 8 10 22 27 −5 29
10 Akinis FC 25 7 5 13 22 37 −15 26
11 Donrod City 25 5 8 12 10 25 −15 23
12 Becis Dynasty 25 5 7 13 23 47 −24 22
13 Frumston 74 25 3 5 17 8 31 −23 14
14 Becis Annex 25 2 6 17 11 47 −36 12

by Bohr » Sun Jun 01, 2025 6:32 pm
BCL Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Incol River 30 18 7 5 57 27 +30 61 — 2–0 1–2 1–1 4–4 1–1 3–0 1–0 2–1 1–0 0–1 3–1 2–1 8–3 2–0 5–0 Promoted
2 Cantrill Palace 30 16 8 6 37 23 +14 56 1–0 — 0–1 0–0 2–1 1–0 0–0 1–0 1–0 1–0 1–0 1–0 4–2 1–0 1–0 2–0 Promotion Playoff
3 Burke City 30 16 5 9 28 17 +11 53 0–1 0–2 — 1–0 0–1 0–1 2–0 2–1 0–0 1–0 0–1 2–1 2–0 0–0 1–0 1–0
4 Oureniton FC 30 13 8 9 42 29 +13 47 0–3 1–1 0–0 — 2–3 3–0 1–2 2–0 2–1 2–0 1–1 1–1 5–0 2–0 1–0 3–1
5 Perets FC 30 13 7 10 47 42 +5 46 1–2 2–0 0–0 4–0 — 0–2 2–2 2–0 0–3 2–5 2–1 3–1 2–0 0–0 0–1 4–5
6 Air Force Aces 30 13 6 11 44 40 +4 45 0–0 4–4 0–2 1–4 1–3 — 1–2 2–3 4–1 1–0 2–1 0–1 2–1 2–1 4–0 3–0
7 Order of the Bear 30 12 9 9 38 36 +2 45 1–0 0–1 0–1 1–0 0–0 5–1 — 1–1 2–1 0–2 1–1 1–1 3–1 4–2 1–0 5–1
8 Rynnco FC 30 13 4 13 37 34 +3 43 0–1 1–3 0–0 1–0 0–2 2–1 3–0 — 2–3 1–0 2–3 2–1 0–0 2–1 3–0 2–0
9 Agtrod United 30 10 10 10 39 36 +3 40 1–1 2–2 2–1 1–1 3–0 0–0 1–1 3–2 — 1–0 0–0 1–1 1–1 0–1 2–1 2–1
10 Donnell FC 30 11 7 12 24 22 +2 40 2–2 0–0 1–0 2–1 1–1 0–1 1–0 1–0 1–2 — 2–0 0–0 0–1 1–0 0–0 0–0
11 Red Perets 30 11 6 13 31 37 −6 39 0–1 2–0 1–0 1–1 0–1 0–1 2–3 4–0 2–1 1–2 — 0–0 4–1 1–0 0–0 2–1
12 Donnell 77 30 10 8 12 23 27 −4 38 0–1 0–0 1–0 0–2 1–0 1–2 1–0 0–0 2–0 1–0 1–0 — 2–0 2–2 1–0 2–1
13 Shansco Excelsior 30 11 4 15 46 47 −1 37 2–3 1–5 2–3 3–1 0–1 2–2 4–0 0–2 1–0 1–0 8–0 2–0 — 3–1 1–0 5–1
14 St. David 30 8 9 13 37 49 −12 33 3–1 0–0 0–3 0–2 3–3 1–1 1–1 0–1 0–3 0–0 2–1 1–0 1–0 — 3–0 3–1
15 Kurucan FC 30 6 7 17 15 36 −21 25 1–1 1–0 0–1 0–2 0–2 1–0 0–0 0–2 3–2 0–1 3–0 1–0 0–0 1–3 — 2–2
16 South Colside 30 4 5 21 30 73 −43 17 0–4 3–2 1–2 0–1 3–1 0–4 1–2 0–4 1–1 1–2 0–1 1–0 0–3 5–5 0–0 —
BCF Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Becis City 26 14 7 5 42 20 +22 49
2 Shansco Athletic 26 13 10 3 32 18 +14 49
3 Weaver Union 26 13 7 6 32 20 +12 46
4 Wannick FC 26 12 9 5 37 23 +14 45
5 Colside Mechanic 26 12 9 5 26 19 +7 45
6 Heavenly Princess 26 12 8 6 47 27 +20 44
7 St. Natasha Pyramid 26 11 11 4 42 22 +20 44
BCF Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Shansco Athletic 26 14 9 3 33 18 +15 51 Champions, IFCF Champions League, Copa de Campeones
2 Becis City 26 14 7 5 42 20 +22 49 IFCF Challengers Cup, Copa del Ganso
3 Weaver Union 26 14 6 6 33 20 +13 48 IFCF Challengers Cup, Copa del Ganso
4 Heavenly Princess 26 13 7 6 50 28 +22 46 IFCF Challengers Cup
5 St. Natasha Pyramid 26 12 10 4 43 22 +21 46
6 Colside Mechanic 26 12 9 5 26 19 +7 45
7 Wannick FC 26 12 8 6 37 24 +13 44
8 Motan FC 26 10 6 10 35 26 +9 36
9 Shansco Iron 26 7 8 11 23 29 −6 29
10 Akinis FC 26 7 6 13 22 37 −15 27
11 Donrod City 26 5 9 12 10 25 −15 24
12 Becis Dynasty 26 5 7 14 24 49 −25 22
13 Frumston 74 26 3 6 17 8 31 −23 15 Relegation Playoff
14 Becis Annex 26 2 6 18 13 51 −38 12 Relegated

by Bohr » Sun Aug 31, 2025 8:20 pm
StartersAkinis FC
GK: Rider Morris (age 30, BHR)
LB: Jason Vin (age 25, BHR)
CB: Ryan Clark (age 20, SNL)
CB: Eryk Smith (age 22, BHR)
RB: Muhammad Usman (age 21, BHR)
CM: Adrian Sommer (age 21, SNL)
CM: Jules Piker (age 32, BHR)
LW: Rafe Marsten (age 31, BHR)
CAM: John Zhu (age 37, BHR)
RW: Dennis Fiver (age 20, BHR)
ST: Michael McCann (age 26, BHR)
Notable Subs
CM: Doug Montague (age 30, BHR)
CB: Austin Easley (age 31, BHR)
Location: Akinis, East-Central Becis - a quiet upper-middle class neighborhood, the center of religious activity in the traditionally-atheistic city of Becis
Stadium: Akinis Park (capacity: 17,000) - homely, with good acoustics and the closest seats to the field in the country
Nickname: The Greys, The Deacons
Rivals: Becis Annex, Heavenly Princess
Manager: Ellis Leach (age 45) - basically the epitome of a "midtable manager", Leach offers stability and gives you a puncher's chance against any team in the league while also having never had a season (or international tournament, for that matter) where he meaningfully outperformed expectations
Last Five Seasons: 10th, 2nd, 5th, 10th, 10th
-muscular but unpolished defensively, with Adrian Sommer as the poster boy-capable of shutting down entire offenses on his own at times while also making a few too many bozo mistakes
-offensively still looking for a spark-Dennis Fiver is fast as hell but very mechanical, John Zhu still has incredible instincts for the game but is too old to contribute much else
-overall a more interesting roster than last season's but not necessarily a better one
Prediction: Lower Midtable (9th-11th)
StartersBecis City
GK: Osbert Kundert (age 28, KAT)
LB: Stevie Deer (age 29, BHR)
CB: Jonathan Haider (age 35, BHR)
CB: Kenzie Austin (age 29, KAT)
RB: Callum Jacques (age 21, BHR)
LW: Dev Eagles (age 21, BHR)
CM: Lee Brunner (age 30, BHR)
CM: Tom Bacha (age 24, BHR)
CM: Jace Simmons (age 27, BHR)
RW: Jaden Fonderman (age 23, BHR)
ST: Grady Roces (age 24, BHR)
Notable Subs
CM/AM: Ray-Jay Turner (age 23, BHR)
LW: Peter Langley (age 22, BHR/KYP)
ST: Beck Hemming (age 22, BHR)
RB: Terry Artieson (age 23, BHR)
Location: Downtown Becis - high glass skyscrapers and high-powered businessmen, a place where everyone is busy, except when the game's on
Stadium: MiraCo™ Stadium (capacity: 80,000) - the flagship Bohrian stadium; rated “Most Evil Place to Play” by Bohrsport eight years running
Nickname: The Maroons, The People's Champs, City
Rivals: Heavenly Princess (The Becis Derby, largest rivalry in the country), Becis Dynasty (un-shockingly vitriolic)
Manager: Don Michaels (age 55)- as close as the title race was, no silverware in three years meant Caleb Fischer got the boot, with Michaels being his exact opposite personality-wise (grumpy, Southern, technical)
Last Five Seasons: 5th, 5th, 2nd, 4th, 2nd
-incredibly frustrating prior season overall-Roces won an MVP and was exactly as good as promised, Eagles and Fonderman made big leaps forward, and it just wasn't quite enough
-theory of the case is that the team lacked in-possession structure and was dependent on individual dribbles to make any progress-Michaels coming in as coach and Bacha coming in from Dynasty as one of the league's best holding midfielders should help
-just to underscore, this midfield is obscenely good-Turner would both start and be a star on every other team in the league, and here he's a luxury
-back four is unchanged and knows how to work together, even if there's a bit of worry that team captain Haider is worn down
Prediction: Title Contender (1st-3rd)
StartersBecis Dynasty
GK: Solomon Meeks (age 28, BHR)
LB: Samuels Driscoll (age 24, BHR)
CB/RB: Yates Creasy (age 28, BHR)
CB: Jason Ashby Jr. (age 25, BHR)
RB: Brock Mullock (age 32, BHR)
LM: Topaz de la Cruz (age 29, BHR)
CM: Jeff Brown (age 23, BHR)
CM: Alan Coffee (age 22, BHR)
CM: Huston Wolfe (age 27, BHR)
RM: Jacob Hawken (age 27, BHR)
ST: Kyle Sargent (age 24, BHR)
Notable Subs
LM: Shep Cardenas (age 26, BHR)
GK: Camden Murphy (age 27, BHR)
Location: Western Becis - the less-wealthy, dirtier part of Becis, although it's a lot nicer than it used to be
Stadium: Heidern Motors Arena (capacity: 22,500) - trying to keep a bit of a working-class feel (difficult to do in Becis), it's not going to win any awards but the angles are nice and the visiting team's locker room is suitably horrible
Nickname: The Crown, The True People's Champs, The Force
Rivals: Every other Becis club (but especially City)
Manager: Ken Howard (age 56) - kept his head down for a lot of the dumber controversies of year 1, which managed to distract people from a very mediocre coaching job
Last Five Seasons: 6th (BCL), 1st (BCL), 12th
-finishing 12th and losing their best player (Bacha) to Becis City is about as badly as the season could've gone without actually being relegated, but they weren't relegated, so there's that
-the good news is that most of the players that were seriously not good enough for the first tier have been servicably replaced
-De la Cruz is the main addition, showing up from Wannick-him and Sargent give the offense a floor for just how ugly it can really be
-Coffee is not exactly a Bacha replacement, being better defensively and much worse on-ball, but is quite good in his own right and will be slotted into a similar role
Prediction: Lower Midtable (9th-11th)
StartersColside Mechanic
GK: Evan Willis (age 25, BHR)
LB: Glenn Goodwin (age 28, BHR)
CB: Jules Hooper (age 33, BHR)
CB: Rafe Paul (age 22, BHR)
RB: Adam Olsen (age 26, BHR)
CM: Dave Shearer (age 22, BHR)
CM: Jean-Paul Levasseur (age 24, BHR)
LW: Alexandr Korystov (age 34, BHR)
CAM: Phillip Gonzales (age 25, BHR)
RW: Nur Syaliza Sazali (age 27, TJU)
ST: Cody Calabrese (age 23, BHR)
Notable Subs
AM: Nate Rogers (age 29, BHR)
Location: Colside, Southern Bohr - one of a few cities on the Incol River, the third-largest city in Bohr
Stadium: OSO Auto Stadium (capacity: 43,755) - known for Colside's ultras, the one group in the country that can be truly called "ultras" and not just somewhat-more-dedicated fans; expect loud chants, flags, and general obnoxiousness
Nickname: The Mechs
Rivals: Shansco Athletic (The Incol River Shootout), Weaver Union
Manager: Caleb Fischer (age 50) - given a lot of leeway after jumping from City to rebuild the roster and drill a wildly different playstyle from what the fans are used to
Last Five Seasons: 2nd, 6th, 4th, 6th, 6th
-lost Matty Garnett, Klein Morel, and Simon Thatcher to Quebec and the Osnari Federation; all three were big losses, but Garnett in particular was basically impossible to replace
-to compensate (since they're going from not needing wingers to really needing wingers), added always-dependable journeyman winger Korystov and TJUN-ian standout Syaliza Sazali; getting the latter on a free could be an absolute coup
-as for the young players, Shearer is precise and covers a lot of ground, although there's questions about how much he actually cares about football; Levasseur and Calabrese aren't much to write home about individually, but they've been playing together since elementary school and seeing if they can carry that chemistry over now that they're both starting should be interesting
Prediction: Midtable (6th-8th)

by Bohr » Sun Aug 31, 2025 10:39 pm
StartersDonrod City
GK: Lindy Banks (age 31, BHR)
LB: Camilla Bustamante (age 30, QUE)
CB: Vandy Vaughn (age 23, BHR)
CB: Connor Harris (age 27, BHR)
RB: Isaac-Robert Orban (age 22, BHR)
DM: Chris Heinz (age 32, BHR)
DM: Kevin Benson (age 28, BHR)
CM: Colt Booker (age 33, BHR)
CM: Jason Fishman (age 33, BHR)
ST: Wren Yemelina (age 27, DOU)
ST: Preston Cooper (age 27, BHR)
Notable Subs
GK: Vladimir Esposito (age 22, BHR)
ST: Trevor Montojo (age 24, BHR)
Location: Donrod, Northern Bohr - the second-largest city in the north; Donrod residents are stereotyped as dumbasses and fuck-ups, which is not entirely false but does mean that the rest of Bohr doesn't pay much attention to them, which they prefer
Stadium: Suen-Ram Stadium (capacity: 34,000) - seemingly constantly under construction, with various sections being closed and re-opened and closed and re-opened et cetera
Nickname: The Rods
Rivals: Motan FC
Manager: Oscar Jones (age 51) - one place up and a decent-looking defense is, we suppose, an improvement, and it's not like they're getting anyone with a better resume
Last Five Seasons: 9th, 8th, 11th, 12th, 11th
-loss of Evela-Gavax Den really exposes how thin this roster is, although they did spend that sweet Taxhavn money
-as a result, this team is more reliant on the internationals coming through than anyone else in the league-Yemelina in particular is going from Doubeinese super-sub to being the key focus of an offense
-Bustamante is the closest thing they have to a Evela-Gavax replacement, not nearly as physically gifted but a sophisticated passer who can swing long-balls in adequately
-college recruiting was once again a total whiff, being the city nobody gives a shit about is a decent sales pitch for internationals looking for a fresh start and a horrible sales pitch for 22-year-olds
Prediction: Relegation candidate (12th-14th)
StartersFrumston 74
GK: Shane Merritt (age 25, BHR)
CB: Finn James (age 34, BHR)
CB: Craig Phillips (age 30, BHR)
CB: Brant Simons (age 30, BHR)
LWB: Linus Dagen (age 31, BHR)
RWB: Mumin Ehsan (age 20, CRN/BHR)
DM: Eddie Reynolds (age 32, BHR)
DM: Will Ellinger (age 30, BHR)
CM: Charles Holmes (age 34, BHR)
ST: Jeffrey Kingston (age 29, BHR)
ST: Al Finnegan (age 35, BHR)
Notable Subs
LM: Darryl Swanson (age 30, BHR)
LB: Rupert Irean (age 29, BHR)
Location: Frumston, Northern Becis - barely a city, the smallest represented in the BCF, but a surprisingly strong art and music scene
Stadium: Uncommon™ Field (capacity: 17,495) - out-of-the-way, the field is not in great shape, often looking like a glorified high-school stadium; renovations are finally being worked on now that the team has survived a couple relegation scares
Nickname: The Wheaties
Rivals: Donrod City
Manager: Noah Brance (age 45) - the league's foremost defensive mad scientist, although he seems significantly more interested in messing around with schemes and theories than actually, say, trying to win football games
Last Five Seasons: 12th, 13th, 9th, 12th, 13th
-Evan Willis was very good last season! so he's gone now
-Finn James does not, unfortunately, win games anymore, but he's a leading force personality-wise who can prevent the squad from completely coming apart
-Ehsan absolutely loves Frumston, as it turns out, getting a dual citizenship and showing up every week at the farmer's market to sign autographs/talk to fans; now playing at wing-back, he still has room to grow
-Most of the core are Frumston-lifers, so you could make a bull case that a combination of that + enough draws will lift them just out of the danger zone, but it's a hard case to make
Prediction: Relegation candidate (12th-14th)
StartersHeavenly Princess
Starters
GK: Oswald Ashcroft (age 22, BHR)
LB: Xavier Kirshner (age 31, BHR)
CB: Myricoorish Sós (age 20, PAS)
CB: Robert McKay (age 25, BHR)
RB: Kang Hyo-Seung (age 23, QUE)
LW: Leif Fox (age 22, BHR)
CM: Herb Schuyler (age 25, BHR)
CM: Kirby Williams (age 22, BHR)
RW: Nathalie Bernard-Bigras (age 34, QUE)
ST: Towson Turner (age 28, BHR)
ST: Eli Sheve (age 29, BHR)
Notable Subs
GK: LaMerion Terry (age 22, BHR)
CB: Reynolds Brumlow-Sherwood (age 27, BHR)
CM/AM: Harrison Kruger (age 22, BHR)
CM/AM: Derren Michel (age 21, BHR)
LW/LM: Daniel Herringbone (age 22, BHR)
RW: Ren Alexander-Peters (age 22, BHR)
Location: East Becis - home to the "Constellation Colleges", the old architecture stands in sharp contrast to the newer downtown areas
Stadium: Fielding Memorial Stadium (capacity: 62,500) - also home to the Zephael college team and the Bohr College Football Hall of Fame, it's the oldest stadium in use for the league; stately and dignified, if not particularly enjoyable to watch a game at
Nickname: The Princesses, The Patricians
Rivals: Becis City (The Becis Derby, largest rivalry in the country), St. Natasha Pyramid
Manager: Jaxon Girard, age 36 - the player-manager experiment ended in a definitive failure, and only a dramatic turnaround in the last half of the season prevented Girard from being fired outright; on the other hand, they were the best team in the league during that last half of the season, so maybe he's actually good when he doesn't have to play
Last Five Seasons: 1st, 7th, 3rd, 2nd, 4th
-Biggest news of the offseason: Orlan Healy, one of the two or three best players in BCF history, was shipped to Abanhfleft after a long-running feud with Girard finally came to a head
-Combine that with the retirement of keeper Matteo Dipper and the whole Girard situation and this is practically a completely new team
-Kang Hyo-Seung is a massive get, a potential Quebecois NTer that brings the exact mix of athleticism and aggressiveness that the new-look defense needs while also allowing fellow countrywoman Bernard-Bigras to move to her more natural position at right wing
-Leif Fox is another star in the making from the Zephael-Order collegiate pipeline; if you didn't look closely you might think they just cloned 22-year-old Healy and put him back in on the left
-It's a young team, and Turner and Sheve aren't exactly leaders, but if it comes together this version of the Princesses has an even higher ceiling than the last one
Prediction: Title contender (1st-3rd)
StartersIncol River
GK: Jack Lewis (age 31, BHR)
LB: James Grabowski (age 33, BHR)
CB: Allan Anderson (age 31, BHR)
CB: Ian Demosey (age 27, BHR)
RB: Drake James (age 24, BHR)
LM: Ricky Smith Jr. (age 31, BHR)
CM: William Budding (age 26, BHR)
CM: Edwin Breaks (age 30, BHR)
CM: Kirk Malconis (age 22, BHR)
RM: Paul Leigh (age 28, BHR)
ST: Harrison Hake (age 30, BHR)
Notable Subs
GK: Michael Aldis (age 32, BHR)
CB: Neman Callum (age 26, BHR)
ST: Steve Redman (age 33, BHR)
Location: Clearwater, one of a few smaller towns due east of Colside; pretty sleepy overall, with lots of families looking for the closest thing Bohr has to beaches
Stadium: Clearwater Stadium (capacity: 22,000) - has a pleasant faux-retro feel despite only being built a few years ago, expecting very good attendance even if the team is non-functional just because it's a nice place to spend the day
Nickname: The Boaters
Rivals: Colside Mechanic, the Shansco teams to a lesser extent
Manager: Nolan Hellevin (age 40) - a workmanlike Shansco striker once upon a time, Hellevin has developed into a workmanlike second-tier manager who's now tasked with not completely failing in the first tier
Last Five Seasons: 4th (BSL), 1st (BSL)
-made significantly less investment than Dynasty did last season to put together a BCF-quality squad, meaning there are a lot of players here who are unproven at best
-defense is the strong point, with both James and Anderson being solid and even above-average
-really difficult to see how this team generates scoring opportunities, Hake is just not at the level to be a solo striker (and Redman is not a real option)
Prediction: Relegation candidate (12th-14th)
StartersMotan FC
GK: Arnold Harrow (age 34, BHR)
LB: Cameron Hatek (age 32, BHR)
CB: August Soto (age 34, BHR)
CB: Cain Calais (age 22, BHR)
RB: Marc Spradlin (age 31, BHR)
CM: Abraham Norberg (age 21, BHR)
CM: Justin Azor (age 31, BHR)
LW: Brendan Lewis (age 27, BHR)
AM: Nik Alba (age 31, BHR)
RW: Donnie Gosling (age 22, BHR)
ST: Cole Sargent (age 31, BHR)
Notable Subs
ST: Chuck Radler (age 36, BHR)
GK: Juan Delanco (age 21, BHR)
CM/AM: Nicky Polish (age 22, BHR)
ST: Cam Foxconn (age 23, BHR)
ST: Sydney Danielson (age 22, BHR)
Location: Motan, Northern Bohr - the largest city in the north, mostly agricultural, no "downtown" to speak of, often (but not always) cold
Stadium: Nell Field (capacity: 40,000) - windy and intimidating, Motan is often considered to have the best home-field advantage in the league; their fans are known to be passive-aggressive, with a massive chip on their shoulder due to "the media" not focusing on the north
Nickname: The Cyclones
Rivals: Donrod City
Manager: Neal Heston (age 42) - a rough season going back to mid-table gatekeeper status after things were looking up, fans are still optimistic about the overall trajectory but they really need to see an international appearance at some point soon
Last Five Seasons: 6th, 8th, 10th, 5th, 8th
-on the one hand, Gosling should rebound from last season and Norberg is the other candidate for Rookie of the Season along with Fox, a very good traditional defensive midfielder who's shown flashes of being the complete package
-on the other hand, Soto and Harrow aren't getting any younger
-the real Achilles' heel of this squad are the fullbacks, which is somehow the only spot where Northern Bohr doesn't produce prospects
-Radler's on the bench now but he'll still show up for a few ridiculous goals a year
-Motan are in full "Potential Team" mode at this point
Prediction: Midtable (6th-8th)

by Bohr » Sun Aug 31, 2025 11:36 pm
StartersShansco Athletic
GK: Jonas Eide (age 20, VAL)
LB: Jocelyne Astier (age 24, CMT)
CB: Daniel Lewis (age 28, BHR)
CB: Frank Bohle (age 31, BHR)
RB: Michael Imus (age 22, BHR)
CM: Lance Good (age 33, BHR)
CM: Kaleo Solomon (age 23, BHR)
CM: Jim Nestorek (age 23, BHR)
AM: John Rook (age 22, BHR)
AM: Vasily Khalikov (age 23, BHR)
ST: Serdar Admiri (age 30, SRS)
Notable Subs
GK: Randall Scrub (age 36, BHR)
RB: Lukas Wimmer (age 32, BHR)
CB: Zach Keane-Parkey (age 23, BHR)
ST: May Anson (age 22, BHR)
Location: Shansco - the second-largest city in Bohr, "birthplace of football", and original cultural and industrial hub, they've watched Becis and Colside take their spot gradually over the last century with no small amount of bitterness
Stadium: Ulti Materials Stadium (capacity: 45,000) - located right on the Incol River, with a beautiful view of the water that only sometimes catches on fire
Nickname: The A's, The Firemen
Rivals: Colside Mechanic (The Incol River Shootout), Shansco Iron (the Shansco derby), Weaver Union
Manager: Aiden Wallace (age 56) - hard to argue with back-to-back championships, and it's not like Athletic have just been rolling teams over with talent-Wallace has had to know exactly which buttons to push, and he's surpassed Simpson as the reigning best coach in the league
Last Five Seasons: 3rd, 3rd, 7th, 1st, 1st
-another season of reloading, as Scrub, Bright, and Rosales make way for Eide, Astier, and Rook; Eide in particular is a big-time Vanorian NT prospect whose raw talent hopefully will outweigh any misgivings about young keepers in title fights
-the core concept of Khalikov as conductor, Solomon as off-ball runner, and Admiri as outlet for if neither of those work remains sound, with Solomon in particular expected to take a step up after his final-game heroics
-losing Rosales is big and is the least replaceable of all their retirees; Rook is fine but significantly less seasoned and has a tendency to make haphazard plays when pressured
-three championships at all, let alone consecutively, would be a record
Prediction: Title contender (1st-3rd)
StartersShansco Iron
GK: Jesus Esteban Rojas (age 23, BHR)
LB: Lou Michaels (age 26, BHR)
CB: RJ Newell (age 32, BHR)
CB: Jenns Janssen (age 29, BHR)
RB: Joshua Wiedermeyer (age 33, BHR)
CM: Nick Trixin (age 32, BHR)
CM: Aran Lavel (age 31, BHR)
CM: Mike Howe (age 28, BHR)
AM: Arthur Thamber (age 30, BHR)
AM: Garrett Sanders (age 32, BHR)
ST: Carmen Irvine (age 31, BHR)
Notable Subs
CB: Antwan Gbor (age 29, BHR)
ST: Bill North (age 28, BHR)
Location: Upper Shansco, Southern Bohr - a heavily industrial area, split between Iron diehards and guys who think they're pandering too much and the football players have never worked a day in their lives
Stadium: Expander Construction Stadium (capacity 27,700) - recently upgraded, a high-quality but drab piece of architecture with a nasty tendency to get way too hot during the summers
Nickname: The Iron Men
Rivals: Shansco Athletic (the Shansco derby)
Manager: Van Doyle (age 62) - back in his home habitat after a brief and unsuccessful stint at Colside-still no proof he's at all decent as a manager
Last Five Seasons: 11th, 14th, 11th, 9th, 9th
WIP
Prediction: Relegation candidate (12th-14th)
StartersSt. Natasha Pyramid
GK: Rick Dubois (age 30, BHR)
LB: Pete Warnor (age 33, BHR)
CB: Benn Wheatle (age 23, BHR)
CB: Tony Wallace (age 30, BHR)
RB: Shane Peterson (age 32, BHR)
LW: Mitchell Keldon (age 27, BHR)
CM: Steve Parver (age 32, BHR)
CM: Abram Martinez-Paulson (age 24, BHR)
RW: Everett Bonner (age 29, BHR)
ST: Jamie Sullivan (age 28, BHR)
ST: Don Howard (age 25, BHR)
Notable Subs
ST/RW: Mark Merriwether (age 24, BHR)
ST: Joey Marks (age 21, BHR)
Location: St. Natasha; once Becis' official capital, it was hollowed out at the inception of the Republic-the gambling companies saw the architecture and lack of endemic business and promptly moved in, so now you can play slots on the floors where laws were once made. An improvement?
Stadium: Please Bet Please Please Please Please Please Stadium (capacity: 70,000) - most state-of-the-art stadium in Bohr; it took six more months to put all of the gambling advertisements that we previously had to scrape off for the World Cup Qualifying back up
Nickname: The Pharaohs (nobody actually calls them this), The Piss (derogatory)
Rivals: Heavenly Princess, Cantrill Palace
Manager: Sherrod Simpson, age 51 - a rare misstep from the coach breaks his-and the team's top four streak, to which he has changed approximately nothing about his persona/tactics/general vibe
Last Five Seasons: 4th, 1st, 1st, 2nd, 5th
WIP
Prediction: Outside shots (4th-5th)
StartersWannick FC
Starters
GK: Michael Buzby (age 31, BHR)
LB: Grover Peterson (age 24, BHR)
CB: Marc Noren (age 22, BHR/TKT)
CB: Cass Catt (age 22, BHR)
RB: Maverick Justice (age 32, BHR)
LW: Rafe Paz (age 28, BHR)
CM: Max Bird (age 34, BHR)
CM: Richard Palaven (age 29, BHR)
RW: Armand Park (age 30, BHR)
ST: Cressida Langley (age 18, TKT)
ST: Aaron Lopez (age 28, BHR)
Notable Subs
CB: Casimir Maliszewski (age 27, BHR)
CB: Joseph Andeme (age 26, BHR)
Location: Wannick, Weaver, Southern Bohr - The clubbing and nightlife district of Weaver, which would've been an oxymoron thirty years ago but now makes perfect sense; the party absolutely does not stop for football games
Stadium: Wannick House (capacity: 14,000) - Actual Wannick fans are often outnumbered by Becis/Shansco/Colside tourists, although for a few solid months last season this managed to not be the case - it's still loud as hell, but now the tunes are accompanied by actual screaming fans
Nickname: The Violets, The Clubbers
Rivals: Weaver Union (Weaver derby)
Manager: Marcus Bowen (age 47) - constantly yelling "TEMPO" at his team, a message to always play faster-it worked pretty well when it was working
Last Five Seasons: 8th, 10th, 12th, 8th, 7th
WIP
Prediction: Upper Midtable (6th-8th)
StartersWeaver Union
GK: Ye Yu-Liang (age 26, BHR)
LB: Alex Valdez (age 24, BHR)
CB: Will Carlisle (age 28, BHR)
CB: Hale Tyler (age 23, BHR)
RB: Alexis Thompson (age 32, BHR)
CM: James Herbert (age 27, BHR)
CM: Chop Fulton (age 29, BHR)
CM: Jimmy Lorenz (age 25, BHR)
LW: Shawn Embury (age 27, TKT)
ST: Jackie Ding (age 26, BHR)
RW: Armani Giusti (age 23, BHR)
Notable Subs
LB: Cornell Michaels (age 29, BHR)
RW: Joshua Hill (age 30, BHR)
LB/LW: Mo Johnson (age 23, BHR)
Location: Weaver, Southern Bohr - previously a dead industrial town, Weaver's revival in the last decade or so has been a sight to behold, and now it's threatening to overtake its older brothers in Colside and Shansco when it comes to both high-tech industries and football
Stadium: Maya Chandler Field (capacity: 25,000) - a well-kept stadium in a lively neighborhood, named after Weaver's former mayor and Bohr's current president
Nickname: The Spiders, The U
Rivals: Wannick FC (the Weaver derby), Colside Mechanic, Shansco Athletic
Manager: Tsai Chih-Chou (age 58) - Still absolutely beloved by the fanbase, but now nearing a decade at Weaver, he's talked a lot more seriously about leaving in the past few months
Last Five Seasons: 9th, 4th, 6th, 7th, 3rd
WIP
Prediction: Outside Shots (4th-5th)

by Bohr » Sun May 24, 2026 1:29 am
StartersAkinis FC
Starters
GK: Rider Morris (age 31, BHR)
LB: Jason Vin (age 26, BHR)
CB: Ryan Clark (age 21, SNL)
CB: Eryk Smith (age 23, BHR)
RB: Muhammad Usman (age 22, BHR)
CM: William Budding (age 27, BHR)
CM: Adrian Sommer (age 22, SNL)
LW: Rafe Marsten (age 32, BHR)
AM: Doug Montague (age 31, BHR)
RW: Dennis Fiver (age 21, BHR)
ST: Michael McCann (age 27, BHR)
Notable Subs
CB: Austin Easley (age 32, BHR)
CB: Ryan Hurt (age 21, BHR)
Location: Akinis, East-Central Becis - a quiet upper-middle class neighborhood, the center of religious activity in the traditionally-atheistic city of Becis
Stadium: Akinis Park (capacity: 17,000) - homely, with good acoustics and the closest seats to the field in the country
Nickname: The Greys, The Deacons
Rivals: Becis Annex, Heavenly Princess
Manager: Ellis Leach (age 46) - basically the epitome of a "midtable manager", Leach offers stability and gives you a puncher's chance against any team in the league but lacks the tactical nous to do anything outside of his specific structure
Last Five Seasons: 2nd, 5th, 10th, 10th, 8th
It wouldn't be 100% accurate to say that Akinis has stagnated-they did, after all, jump two spots from 10th to 8th. It would, however, be 99% accurate, as the Deacons finished on 28 points as opposed to the prior season's 27, which is not exactly the type of improvement you're looking for. It's probably unfair to write Leach off entirely, as he's still quite young for a coach and has done a good job developing the Akinis young talent, but the games can be tough to watch at times if you're not a particular fan of bone-crunching tackles and long balls upfield. (If you are a fan of those two things, Adrian Sommer is absolutely the player for you!) The main personnel change is the retirement of John Zhu, who even at 37 and barely moving still led the squad in assists last season; William Budding comes in from the relegated Incol River to effectively take his spot, but while he has a little bit of Zhu's vision and flair his technical ability is not in the same stratosphere. The defense should be better than it was, if only because the youth movement has another year under their belts, and Fiver and Usman coming down the right is a genuine threat, but it's hard to see this team moving very much. Maybe they can shoot for 29 points this time?
StartersBecis Annex
Starters
GK: Andrew Mattox (age 34, BHR)
CB: Michael Janesen (age 33, BHR)
CB: Daniel Frompang (age 22, BHR)
CB: Leo Lewis (age 23, BHR)
LWB: Joseph Snyder (age 35, BHR)
RWB: Rhys Taylor (age 24, BHR)
CM: Andrew Klem (age 31, BHR)
CM: Brandon Baxter (age 24, BHR)
AML: Jim Washington (age 32, BHR)
AMR: Calvin Liu (age 25, TFS/BHR)
ST: Joe Whitaker (age 24, BHR)
Notable Subs
RB: Evan Sloan (age 34, BHR)
LW: James Holmes (age 27, BHR)
Location: Outer Becis - fully suburban, and proud of it, with the seemingly endless sprawl outside of Becis proper only stopped by the national border on one end and outer St. Natasha on the other
Stadium: RBC Stadium (capacity: 15,000) - fairly new and high-tech, with more space than the capacity would imply; not exactly raucous, though
Nickname: The X
Rivals: Becis City, Akinis FC (fake)
Manager: Rickey Austin (age 45) - in the new generation of statistically-minded micromanagers, Austin is known for his superstitions, refusing to ever step on a touch-line even in practice and having dramatically-varying facial hair lengths depending on when his squad last lost-he's also a back three acolyte, a rarity in the BCF
Last Five Seasons: 11th, 13th, 13th, 14th (relegated), 2nd (BCL, won promotion playoff)
With a comprehensive 5-2 aggregate win over Incol River, Becis Annex became the first club to win the promotion playoff, as well as the first club to be relegated and then promoted again, as well as causing the S10 league to have an astounding 5 Becis metro area clubs. The squad has a decent bit of carryover from the last time they were in the top tier, with Liu most notably benefiting from the lower level experience after being thrown into the fire his first season; Austin also moved him just a bit inside to fit his 3-4-2-1-ish tactic, a change that has fit him nicely. The new additions from last time are even more interesting, though. Frompang is a bit slow but can hold his own and has pretty advanced ball-skills for a center-back, Whitaker is an unflashy but effective poacher, and Rhys Taylor has been a revelation, a mediocre full-back who Austin saw something in and transformed into a monster of a wing-back. The CBs outside of Frompang are a bit sketchy, and they're going to give up a lot of goals, but the team has at least enough quality to not go down immediately once again.
StartersBecis City
GK: Osbert Kundert (age 29, KAT)
LB: Stevie Deer (age 30, BHR)
CB: Kenzie Austin (age 30, KAT)
CB: Vandy Vaughn (age 24, BHR)
RB: Callum Jacques (age 22, BHR)
LM: Jace Simmons (age 28, BHR)
CM: Tom Bacha (age 25, BHR)
CM: Lee Brunner (age 31, BHR)
RM: Jaden Fonderman (age 24, BHR)
ST: Grady Roces (age 25, BHR)
ST: Jackie Ding (age 27, BHR)
Notable Subs
RB: Terry Artieson (age 24, BHR)
CM: Riva Ribeiro (age 23, BHR)
LB/LM: Neil Zhang (age 22, BHR)
LW: Dev Eagles (age 22, BHR)
LW/ST: William Fager (age 20, BHR)
LW: Peter Langley (age 23, BHR/KYP)
ST: Beck Hemming (age 23, BHR)
Location: Downtown Becis - high glass skyscrapers and high-powered businessmen, a place where everyone is busy, except when the game's on
Stadium: MiraCo™ Stadium (capacity: 80,000) - the flagship Bohrian stadium; rated “Most Evil Place to Play” by Bohrsport eight years running
Nickname: The Maroons, The People's Champs, City
Rivals: Heavenly Princess (The Becis Derby, largest rivalry in the country), Becis Dynasty (un-shockingly vitriolic)
Manager: Don Michaels (age 56)- the stereotypical southern hardman, Michaels didn't quite have the personnel he wanted in year 1 and delivered an underwhelming performance-on a squad with so much talent, it's an open question whether he'll ever get the buy-in he wants
Last Five Seasons: 5th, 2nd, 4th, 2nd, 3rd
After Fischer was criticized for not having enough structure, Michaels' first season had, if anything, too much structure. Noted out-of-structure playmaker Ray-Jay Turner saw little to no play and unceremoniously left after the season, and Grady Roces was placed into a more straight-up no.9 role than his previous iterations; while he adapted to it well and won a Golden Boot for his troubles, it never felt like the team as a whole benefitted quite as much. They ended with the same number of points as last season, but losing 2nd place on GD to Heavenly Princess stung just a bit. The solution to those structural issues, Michaels believes, is Jackie Ding. The long-time Weaver Union striker allows Roces to play his natural role and the squad to fit into a more classical 4-4-2 shape, with Bacha and Brunner as an extremely powerful engine to control possession and let Roces and the wingers to do their thing. The other problem Michaels had to solve was the retirement of long-time captain and club legend Jonathan Haider, and this didn't go quite as well. Vandy Vaughn has come in from Donrod to plug the hole, but the communication and leadership that Haider provided will be hard to replace.
StartersBecis Dynasty
GK: Camden Murphy (age 28, BHR)
LB: Samuels Driscoll (age 25, BHR)
CB: Jason Ashby Jr. (age 26, BHR)
CB: Yates Creasy (age 29, BHR)
RB: Brock Mullock (age 33, BHR)
LM: Topaz de la Cruz (age 30, BHR)
CM: Alan Coffee (age 23, BHR)
CM: Ray-Jay Turner (age 24, BHR)
CM: Huston Wolfe (age 28, BHR)
RM: Jacob Hawken (age 28, BHR)
ST: Kyle Sargent (age 25, BHR)
Notable Subs
DM: Jeff Brown (age 24, BHR)
LM: Shep Cardenas (age 27, BHR)
Location: Western Becis - the less-wealthy, dirtier part of Becis, although it's a lot nicer than it used to be
Stadium: Heidern Motors Arena (capacity: 22,500) - trying to keep a bit of a working-class feel (difficult to do in Becis), it's not going to win any awards but the angles are nice and the visiting team's locker room is suitably horrible
Nickname: The Crown, The True People's Champs, The Force
Rivals: Every other Becis club (but especially City)
Manager: Ken Howard (age 57) - feels like he does better the less attention is paid to him after a chaotic year 1 gave way to a comfy year 2
Last Five Seasons: 6th (BCL), 1st (BCL), 12th, 10th
Despite a number of player losses and controversies, Dan Quarrell's pet project has slowly motored up the tables, although they're still a long ways away from legitimately challenging the City/Princess duopoly at the top of Becis. This off-season, they sold keeper Solomon Meeks to Princess (a transfer that they probably overpaid for), but did manage to get one over on City by signing Ray-Jay Turner, an overqualified creator who immediately becomes the star that this team revolves around both as a player and as a personality. Coffee and Wolfe should be able to cover for Turner's adventurism in the midfield while also looking and sounding like the main characters in a cop show, while Sargent is a decent finisher with a bit of on-ball ability of his own. It's an exciting enough team that should be able to improve from last season and continue their way up the table.
StartersColside Mechanic
GK: Evan Willis (age 26, BHR)
LB: Greg Garnett (age 27, BHR)
CB: Casimir Maliszewski (age 28, BHR)
CB: Rafe Paul (age 23, BHR)
RB: Adam Olsen (age 27, BHR)
LW: Michael Mularczyk (age 30, BHR)
CM: Phillip Gonzales (age 26, BHR)
CM: Dave Shearer (age 23, BHR)
RW: Nur Syaliza Sazali (age 30, TJU)
ST: Garrett Pohland (age 22, BHR)
ST: Cody Calabrese (age 24, BHR)
Notable Subs
AM: Nate Rogers (age 30, BHR)
RW/RM: Ben Jones (age 22, BHR)
Location: Colside, Southern Bohr - one of a few cities on the Incol River, the third-largest city in Bohr
Stadium: OSO Auto Stadium (capacity: 43,755) - known for Colside's ultras, the one group in the country that can be truly called "ultras" and not just somewhat-more-dedicated fans; expect loud chants, flags, and general obnoxiousness
Nickname: The Mechs
Rivals: Shansco Athletic (The Incol River Shootout), Weaver Union
Manager: Marcus Bowen (age 48) - Wannick's prince of pace, a manager who has exactly one speed both in his heavy-metal high-speed tactics and his general life; rumors that he sleeps one hour a day and lives off of energy drinks and power of will are probably somewhat but not entirely exaggerated
Last Five Seasons: 6th, 4th, 6th, 6th, 9th
While their rivals up the river in Shansco were busy winning three straight championships, Colside were busy firing three straight managers-Caleb Fischer became the latest casualty after the club's worst professional season ever, a 9th place disaster that was even worse than it looked. It's somewhat surprising that Bowen would take the job in the first place, both because of the lack of job security and because Wannick finished comfortably above Colside last season, but the resources available were enticing enough to go for it. That being said, there were no major acquisitions in the off-season (Mularczyk is the closest, a high-quality winger from the Air Force Aces), combined with a couple of meaningful losses in fringe NTer Glenn Goodwin departure up north and Alexander Korystov's retirement. Bowen's style requires a lot of buy-in, but he has the midfield for it, with Syaliza Sazali/Shearer/Gonzales/Mularczyk all being able to play with the aggressiveness and tempo that he demands. The issue is that for a style that really needs center-forward involvement, both Pohland and Calabrese just don't feel dynamic enough, while also not being particularly good at scoring goals. The talent on this squad, and the money available, is too good for it to continue to descend the way it has, but it'll take a lot of work to turn Colside back into a championship contender.

by Bohr » Wed May 27, 2026 10:30 am
StartersDonrod City
GK: Vladimir Esposito (age 23, BHR)
LB: Camilla Bustamante (age 31, QUE)
CB: Chris Heinz (age 33, BHR)
CB: Connor Harris (age 28, BHR)
RB: Isaac-Robert Orban (age 23, BHR)
LW: Preston Cooper (age 28, BHR)
CM: Colt Booker (age 34, BHR)
CM: Kevin Benson (age 29, BHR)
RW: Quincy Sunday (age 22, BHR)
ST: Sven Hahr (age 33, BHR)
ST: Wren Yemelina (age 28, DOU)
Notable Subs
CM: Jason Fishman (age 34, BHR)
ST: Trevor Montojo (age 25, BHR)
Location: Donrod, Northern Bohr - the second-largest city in the north; Donrod residents are stereotyped as dumbasses and fuck-ups, which is not entirely false but does mean that the rest of Bohr doesn't pay much attention to them, which they prefer
Stadium: Suen-Ram Stadium (capacity: 34,000) - seemingly constantly under construction, with various sections being closed and re-opened and closed and re-opened et cetera
Nickname: The Rods
Rivals: Motan FC
Manager: Noel Drew (age 59) - a goalkeeper by trade (he started in Bohr's first international match some 30 years ago), Drew's only prior BCF experience was a pretty good two-year stretch with what was then known as St. Natasha Palace-his name has come up most years since, but there was a general vibe that he was too passive and soft-spoken to be able to take full control of a club
Last Five Seasons: 8th, 11th, 12th, 11th, 12th
Last season was bad but narrowly avoided being apocalyptic, as Donrod was spared the relegation playoff thanks to a few points in the stretch run and a goal difference tie-breaker. They also lost Vandy Vaughn, one of the team's few young talents, and Quebecois defender Bustamante's immigration status is still an open question given the Waters rules (Yemelina, on the other hand, has been grandfathered in and is in the process of earning Bohrian citizenship). That being said, this squad looks, at least theoretically...pretty good? Quincy Sunday is one of the league's most interesting rookies, becoming the MVP of Bohr's second tier of college football after slipping through the recruitment cracks; he combines high-quality ball control and the ability to stop and cut on a dime with a real nasty streak, always being willing to get his elbows out and tackling like the other team owes him money. Both of the internationals are still very good, and the aging Chris Heinz moving back to CB instead of a more-exhausting holding midfielder role fits his current skillset much better. Even if the results haven't shown it, Donrod has made a significant amount of investment to get the team to midtable in recent years, and they hope this will be the year it pays off.
StartersFrumston 74
GK: LaMerion Terry (age 23, BHR)
CB: Craig Phillips (age 31, BHR)
CB: Finn James (age 35, BHR)
CB: Brant Simons (age 31, BHR)
LWB: Rupert Irean (age 30, BHR)
CM: Eddie Reynolds (age 33, BHR)
CM: Will Ellinger (age 31, BHR)
RWB: Mumin Ehsan (age 21, CRN/BHR)
LW: Linus Dagen (age 32, BHR)
ST: Jeffrey Kingston (age 30, BHR)
RW: Drake James (age 25, BHR)
Notable Subs
GK: Shane Merritt (age 26, BHR)
AM: Charles Holmes (age 35, BHR)
LM: Darryl Swanson (age 31, BHR)
Location: Frumston, Northern Becis - barely a city, the smallest represented in the BCF, but a surprisingly strong art and music scene
Stadium: Dog's Head Field (capacity: 22,000) - the newly-renovated and newly-christened stadium gets its name for looking a bit like a dog's head from a certain angle, although nobody is quite sure what that angle is; it's still in a questionable location, but there's a more professional feeling to it
Nickname: The Wheaties, the Dogs
Rivals: Donrod City
Manager: Noah Brance (age 46) - previously thought of as a defensive mad scientist, he's deliberately attempting to change that image, taking inspiration from the Squornshelan national team to build a newer, more offensive style; there's a slight difference in player quality
Last Five Seasons: 13th, 9th, 12th, 13th, 11th
Frumston once again managed to avoid the guillotine of relegation despite being a favorite to go down in every season since its introduction, even finishing 11th and nearly doubling their point haul from the previous season. Since the departure of guys like keeper Evan Willis and Phillip Gonzales, they've mostly stuck with a similar core who are now mostly into their 30s, while picking up some free agents and outcasts here and there. In this case, that would be LaMerion Terry and Drake James; the former was a victim of the dreaded keeper sub at HP who never really recovered the top spot, while the latter was one of the better talents on an Incol River team that couldn't stay up. They both add real quality to the squad, but it's not nearly enough to pull them out of the double-digit doldrums.
StartersHeavenly Princess
GK: Solomon Meeks (age 29, BHR)
LB: Xavier Kirshner (age 32, BHR)
CB: Robert McKay (age 26, BHR)
CB: Will Carlisle (age 29, BHR)
RB: Kang Hyo-Seung (age 24, QUE)
CM: Kirby Williams (age 23, BHR)
CM: Harrison Kruger (age 23, BHR)
CM: Herb Schuyler (age 26, BHR)
LW: Leif Fox (age 23, BHR)
ST: Towson Turner (age 29, BHR)
RW: Nathalie Bernard-Bigras (age 35, QUE)
Notable Subs
GK: Oswald Ashcroft (age 23, BHR)
AM/CM: Buck Trumin (age 23, BHR)
CM/AM: Derren Michel (age 22, BHR)
CM: Federico Bianco (age 22, BHR)
LW/LM: Armand Goldsmith (age 21, BHR)
RW: Ren Alexander-Peters (age 23, BHR)
RW/ST: Frank LeRobert (age 22, BHR)
Location: East Becis - home to the "Constellation Colleges", the old architecture stands in sharp contrast to the newer downtown areas
Stadium: Fielding Memorial Stadium (capacity: 62,500) - also home to the Zephael college team and the Bohr College Football Hall of Fame, it's the oldest stadium in use for the league; stately and dignified, if not particularly enjoyable to watch a game at
Nickname: The Princesses, The Patricians
Rivals: Becis City (The Becis Derby, largest rivalry in the country), St. Natasha Pyramid
Manager: Tsai Chih-Chou (age 59) - The longtime Weaver Union coach now takes on the hardest/most rewarding job in the country; although he's been criticized for his sub decisions and lack of mid-game adjustments, he's one of the most well-liked and best long-term managers in the league
Last Five Seasons: 7th, 3rd, 2nd, 4th, 2nd
Stop me if you've heard this one; Heavenly Princess started slow and dropped a bunch of points that they shouldn't have been dropping, realistically eliminating themselves from the title race before mid-season, before playing some of the best football ever seen in Bohr in the later weeks to backdoor a top-4 finish. It's a tragic end to Jaxon Girard's brief football management career at HP, as he fell on his sword and gave way to caretaker manager Daniel Scotash, who got such impressive results (despite not appearing to do much of anything at all) that there were rumors that he would be kept on as the manager proper. Ultimately, however, the powers that be wanted experience, and so they shelled out to get Tsai Chih-Chou, the great architect of Weaver Union. Like fellow Weaver icon Maya Chandler, Tsai comes to Becis with large expectations that almost feel impossible to fulfill-hopefully his approval rating will stay positive for longer than hers did. Meanwhile, another Becis immigrant returned home, as Eli Sheve left for Motan; while the enigmatic all-rounder never totally fit in with the Princesses, he will nevertheless be missed. The team itself is fairly similar to where it was last season; Turner (who got injured immediately before they went on their run) banging in goals, Fox and Schuyler proving expert service while occasionally getting in on the act themselves, and Kang Hyo-Seung being a physical and technical mismatch for any other player in the league. The defense is a bit shakier than it's been historically, but c'mon, surely this will be the year they put it all together.
StartersMotan FC
GK: Arnold Harrow (age 35, BHR)
LB: Glenn Goodwin (age 29, BHR)
CB: Cain Calais (age 23, BHR)
CB: Joseph Meticu (age 22, BHR)
RB: Marc Spradlin (age 32, BHR)
DM: Abraham Norberg (age 22, BHR)
DM: AJ Hancock (age 22, BHR)
LW: Brendan Lewis (age 28, BHR)
AMC: Eli Sheve (age 30, BHR)
RW: Donnie Gosling (age 23, BHR)
ST: Cam Foxconn (age 24, BHR)
Notable Subs
GK: Juan Delanco (age 22, BHR)
LB: Cameron Hatek (age 33, BHR)
RB: August Churchill (age 22, BHR)
CM: Justin Azor (age 32, BHR)
CM: Nik Alba (age 32, BHR)
CM/AM: Nicky Polish (age 23, BHR)
ST: Sydney Danielson (age 23, BHR)
Location: Motan, Northern Bohr - the largest city in the north, mostly agricultural, no "downtown" to speak of, often (but not always) cold
Stadium: Nell Field (capacity: 40,000) - windy and intimidating, Motan is often considered to have the best home-field advantage in the league; their fans are known to be passive-aggressive, with a massive chip on their shoulder due to "the media" not focusing on the north
Nickname: The Cyclones
Rivals: Donrod City
Manager: Neal Heston (age 43) - somehow the youngest manager in the league once again despite having been around since day 1, his teams have become known for their mental toughness and resilience to go with all of the tactical tricks
Last Five Seasons: 8th, 10th, 5th, 8th, 5th
Can you come home again? Motan's season 2 triumph-a bolt from the blue, a run that still looms large in the record books as the highest point total of all time-was led by Eli Sheve and Arnold Harrow. The former was the lightning rod, a player who could never really be defined by position as much as by the sheer amount of action he created in every phase, always keeping a smile on his face no matter the situation-and the latter was the cool, erudite shot-stopper, the back line that allowed the rest of the team to take greater and greater risks because they knew he'd be there to bail them out. Now, eight years and zero top-four finishes later, the two of them are reunited, older and wiser-and the team surrounding them might be just as good. Abraham Norberg is a picture-perfect mechanical player who seemingly never makes bad decisions; there are flashier midfielders with more goal contributions out there, but on a minute-to-minute level he might be the best in the country. His new double-pivot partner, AJ Hancock, is more boisterous but has lots of quality in his own right, with his tackling in particular being fawned over during his time at Northwest Provincial. It's a team with talent all over the field; could lightning strike twice for them?
StartersRed Perets
GK: Jesus Esteban Rojas (age 24, BHR)
LB: Marlon Auburn (age 25, BHR)
CB: Rich Silvia (age 26, BHR)
CB: Alex Melcon (age 27, BHR)
RB: D'Angelo Wheeler (age 31, BHR)
LW: AJ Lenko (age 30, BHR)
CM: Jean-Paul Levasseur (age 25, BHR)
CM: Nico Figueroa (age 24, BHR)
RW: DaSean Kent (age 24, BHR)
ST: Carmen Irvine (age 32, BHR)
ST: Alex Sayless (age 30, BHR)
Notable Subs
CM: Hiroto Kashima (age 28, BHR)
Location: Perets, Southern Bohr; one of the many industrial hamlets in the South, Perets has been one of the cities most affected by the civil wars over the past century and are therefore extremely wary of outside influences
Stadium: Field of the Peoples (capacity: 15,000) - ambitiously-named and ambitiously built, the FotP is a beautiful-looking building of raw metal and sharp angles, which felt futuristic when it was built and still feels like that now even if it's a bit worse for wear
Nickname: The Reds, The Commies
Rivals: Perets FC, Becis Dynasty
Manager: Arturo Figueroa (age 51) - a man who bleeds Perets red, Figueroa got a medical degree before picking up coaching full-time; his training sessions are notably lower-intensity than much of his peers, which he calls intelligent load management and others call cowardice
Last Five Seasons: 6th (BCL), 11th (BCL), 1st (BCL)
Created in the 1960s as a direct rival to Perets FC (at the time a major, and rich, footballing power), Red Perets is now the only explicitly left-wing team in the BCF, although both the Weaver teams code as being at least vaguely liberal. They've picked up a few castoffs in the promotion process, but the core of the team is home-grown-literally, in the case of Nico Figueroa, who is both a very talented player with a gift for high-arcing bird-killing passes and the manager's kid. The level of the BCL compared to the top tier is often debated, especially recently after Incol River became the first team to immediately get sent back down after their promotion, but the squad is well-rounded with bits of quality. Players like Tom Bacha and Daniel Lewis have come from the second tier and immediately become some of the best players in the league-it wouldn't be that out there for a full team to do the same.

by Bohr » Fri May 29, 2026 4:42 am
StartersShansco Athletic
GK: Ye Yu-Liang (age 27, BHR)
LB: Jocelyne Astier (age 25, CMT)
CB: Daniel Lewis (age 29, BHR)
CB: Frank Bohle (age 32, BHR)
RB: Michael Imus (age 23, BHR)
CM: Lance Good (age 34, BHR)
CM: Kaleo Solomon (age 24, BHR)
CM: Jimmy Lorenz (age 26, BHR)
AML: John Rook (age 23, BHR)
AMR: Vasily Khalikov (age 24, BHR)
ST: Serdar Admiri (age 31, SRS)
Notable Subs
GK: Zach Collett (age 22, BHR)
RB: Lukas Wimmer (age 33, BHR)
LB: James Belmont (age 23, BHR)
CB: Zach Keane-Parkey (age 24, BHR)
DM/CB: Jim Nestorek (age 24, BHR)
ST: May Anson (age 23, BHR)
Location: Shansco - the second-largest city in Bohr, "birthplace of football", and original cultural and industrial hub, they've watched Becis and Colside take their spot gradually over the last century with no small amount of bitterness
Stadium: Ulti Materials Stadium (capacity: 45,000) - located right on the Incol River, with a beautiful view of the water that only sometimes catches on fire
Nickname: The A's, The Firemen
Rivals: Colside Mechanic (The Incol River Shootout), Shansco Iron (the Shansco derby), Weaver Union
Manager: Aiden Wallace (age 57) - what else can be said? three straight titles while never having the largest wage budget or the brightest stars, he's nothing short of a living legend
Last Five Seasons: 3rd, 7th, 1st, 1st, 1st
What has Shansco had that the rest of the league has lacked over the past three seasons? Princess and City get all the attention, they've repeatedly had to replace core pieces, they've watched the other great teams of the south struggle in the IFCF environment-and yet, they've only gotten better, winning their third title in their most impressive league season yet. Part of it is Aiden Wallace and the tactical style he's built. Despite "the wedge" being derided as being too compact and giving up too much space around the edges, it's hard to imagine the team without it; Lance Good, already on the wrong side of 30 when this run began, has turned into a hybrid DM-CB whose defensive positioning and communication are unmatched, and what initially seemed like limitations for Khalikov were actually a blessing in disguise, giving him all the options he needed to both score and assist. The other part of it is that they are, for lack of a better word, clutch. Kaleo Solomon is the poster boy for this; not flashy, not a brilliant passer, but an obscenely hard worker who gets better in the closing minutes where the other 21 players on the pitch slow down. The number of times he's come in from nowhere to get a winner is unbelievable. Athletic are going to have to work very hard for a fourth ring, but at this point, can you doubt them?
StartersSt. Natasha Pyramid
GK: Rick Dubois (age 31, BHR)
LB: Pete Warnor (age 34, BHR)
CB: Benn Wheatle (age 24, BHR)
CB: Tony Wallace (age 31, BHR)
RB: Shane Peterson (age 33, BHR)
LM: Daniel Herringbone (age 23, BHR)
CM: Steve Parver (age 33, BHR)
CM: Abram Martinez-Paulson (age 25, BHR)
RM: Everett Bonner (age 30, BHR)
ST: Don Howard (age 26, BHR)
ST: Jamie Sullivan (age 29, BHR)
Notable Subs
LW: Mitchell Keldon (age 28, BHR)
ST/RW: Mark Merriwether (age 25, BHR)
ST: Joey Marks (age 22, BHR)
Location: St. Natasha; once Becis' official capital, it was hollowed out at the inception of the Republic-the gambling companies saw the architecture and lack of endemic business and promptly moved in, so now you can play slots on the floors where laws were once made. An improvement?
Stadium: One More Extra Stadium (capacity: 70,000) - it was the most state-of-the-art stadium in Bohr ten years ago; it's not like it's that much worse now, but a willingness to cut corners among OME management and the general mediocre crowds mean that some of the shine has worn off
Nickname: The Pharaohs (nobody actually calls them this), The Piss (derogatory)
Rivals: Heavenly Princess, Cantrill Palace
Manager: Sherrod Simpson, age 52 - after a few years where he could sit back and let his talent do their thing (not that he would ever actually sit back, but he could), is really showing that he's still a genuinely very good coach
Last Five Seasons: 1st, 1st, 2nd, 5th, 4th
The history of St. Natasha Pyramid in the BCF is, really, the history of Jamie Sullivan; ever since they acquired the raw 21-year-old with a gift for headers, they've been championship contenders as long as they had just a couple other players they could surround him with. Last year was different, though-Sullivan was hurt and generally less effective than usual, and the wingers that would normally send him his crosses were unable to do so. It should have been a massive step back, and yet Pyramid got better, thanks to Simpson bearing down and getting the defense into perfect shape. Having Pete Warnor, the best left back in BCF's brief history, helps; despite his age, he might be in the best shape of his life and is certainly in his best form, a psychic man-marker who is still deceptively fast enough to close down opposing wingers. As far as new additions, HP cast-off Herringbone saw little play there, but was a cross machine at Jardin and could do the same here. Sullivan's second Pyramid contract, the largest wages in the league for a domestic player, expires after this season, and whether he renews might come down to his output, but even if he's past his prime it doesn't mean Pyramid has to be.
StartersWannick FC
GK: Michael Buzby (age 32, BHR)
LB: Grover Peterson (age 25, BHR)
CB: Marc Noren (age 23, BHR/TKT)
CB: Cass Catt (age 23, BHR)
RB: Maverick Justice (age 33, BHR)
LM: Rafe Paz (age 29, BHR)
CM: Richard Palaven (age 30, BHR)
CM: Mike Howe (age 29, BHR)
RM: Armand Park (age 31, BHR)
ST: Cressida Langley (age 19, TKT)
ST: Aaron Lopez (age 29, BHR)
Notable Subs
LB: William Repole (age 21, BHR)
CB: Joseph Andeme (age 27, BHR)
Location: Wannick, Weaver, Southern Bohr - The clubbing and nightlife district of Weaver, which would've been an oxymoron thirty years ago but now makes perfect sense; the party absolutely does not stop for football games
Stadium: Wannick House (capacity: 20,000) - Went through a large series of renovations over the off-season, which slightly takes away from the noise of the old stadium but is better in every other way
Nickname: The Violets, The Clubbers
Rivals: Weaver Union (Weaver derby)
Manager: Daniel Scotash (age 47) - interim Heavenly Princess coach who didn't do enough to keep that job, but did manage to go to Wannick in maybe the single largest culture shock possible
Last Five Seasons: 10th, 12th, 8th, 7th, 7th
One top-half finish is a fluke; two is a trend, and even after the loss of Bowen to Colside (a move that makes him practically persona non grata in Weaver), Wannick is able to feel pretty decent about their whole system. Cressida Langley rewrote the BCF record book last year by becoming the youngest player, youngest starter, youngest goal-scorer, youngest assister, and, late in the season, youngest player to score a hat-trick; while not fully polished, her run of form has made top officials question if the college system is taking away from Bohrian football's potential. Marc Noren, another player with Tikariot roots, was naturally less flashy but played in Bowen's system well, able to step up and pass when the situation required it while also being able to cope with the high line that he used. In Scotash's more traditional 4-4-2, he'll have less to do, which could be a positive or a negative depending on how you look at it. The rest of the roster is decent, if somewhat incomplete; Paz hasn't been able to get back to the form he found during Wannick's 17-game unbeaten run a couple years ago, but he's still a serviceable winger, and Palaven is a steady hand who gets lost in the shuffle of Bohrian CMs a bit but is well-respected around the league. The goal is to hold on to 7th; making a run to the top 4 would be a dream, but it's hard to see it happening this season.
StartersWeaver Union
GK: Michael Lenahan (age 22, BHR)
LB: Cornell Michaels (age 30, BHR)
CB: Alex Valdez (age 25, BHR)
CB: Allan Anderson (age 32, BHR)
RB: Alexis Thompson (age 33, BHR)
CM: Chop Fulton (age 30, BHR)
CM: James Herbert (age 28, BHR)
CM: Arthur Thamber (age 31, BHR)
LW: Shawn Embury (age 28, TKT)
ST: Armani Giusti (age 24, BHR)
RW: Cole Sargent (age 32, BHR)
Notable Subs
LB/LW: Mo Johnson (age 24, BHR)
CB: Hale Tyler (age 24, BHR)
AM/ST: Mohammed Al-Nuaimi (age 22, BHR)
RW: Joshua Hill (age 31, BHR)
Location: Weaver, Southern Bohr - previously a dead industrial town, Weaver's revival in the last decade or so has been a sight to behold, and now it's threatening to overtake its older brothers in Colside and Shansco when it comes to both high-tech industries and football
Stadium: Union Field (capacity: 25,000) - a well-kept stadium in a lively neighborhood, formerly named after Weaver's former mayor and Bohr's ex-president Maya Chandler but quickly renamed after her electoral failure
Nickname: The Spiders, The U
Rivals: Wannick FC (the Weaver derby), Colside Mechanic, Shansco Athletic
Manager: Artie Just (age 49) - Played the bad-cop role as Chih-Chou's assistant during most of his time at Weaver; now in his first head job, much more of a micromanager than his predecessor
Last Five Seasons: 4th, 6th, 7th, 3rd, 6th
The Tsai Chih-Chou era brought Union from a gritty, unwatchable midtable team to being one of the most interesting squads in Bohr, a perpetual underdog who managed to play with the big boys and compete for those all-important IFCF places. Now that era is over, and Chih-Chou's departure led to many of the players he personally recruited-Ye Yu-Liang, Jackie Ding, Jimmy Lorenz-leaving along with him. What's left is a team caught between those two identities. Chop Fulton, James Herbert, and Tikariot native Shawn Embury bring the grit and ball control in the midfield, but the back four lacks the athleticism to back them up; meanwhile, Sargent and Giusti can both score, but neither of them really wants to be the main guy, preferring to work around a Jackie Ding-esque striker instead. Giusti himself is practically caught between every possible offensive role; is he a no.9? A second striker? A winger? An attacking midfielder? Many of the same questions were asked about Grady Roces, who blossomed into an MVP and Golden Boot winner, but it took a transfer for that to happen. Weaver hopes the same won't have to hold for Giusti.

by Bohr » Fri May 29, 2026 7:54 am
BCF Standings after MD5 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Shansco Athletic 5 4 0 1 13 5 +8 12
2 Becis City 5 3 1 1 7 4 +3 10
3 Weaver Union 5 3 1 1 9 12 −3 10
4 Heavenly Princess 5 2 3 0 10 7 +3 9
5 Motan FC 5 3 0 2 8 5 +3 9
6 Becis Dynasty 5 2 3 0 8 6 +2 9
7 St. Natasha Pyramid 5 2 1 2 9 9 0 7
8 Colside Mechanic 5 2 1 2 8 8 0 7
9 Donrod City 5 1 3 1 4 4 0 6
10 Red Perets 5 1 2 2 4 5 −1 5
11 Akinis FC 5 1 1 3 3 5 −2 4
12 Frumston 74 5 0 3 2 5 7 −2 3
13 Becis Annex 5 0 3 2 5 9 −4 3
14 Wannick FC 5 0 0 5 4 11 −7 0
BCF Standings after MD10 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Shansco Athletic 10 8 1 1 22 9 +13 25
2 Becis City 10 6 3 1 20 8 +12 21
3 Heavenly Princess 10 6 3 1 21 12 +9 21
4 St. Natasha Pyramid 10 6 2 2 23 14 +9 20
5 Motan FC 10 5 2 3 16 10 +6 17
6 Weaver Union 10 5 2 3 16 22 −6 17
7 Becis Dynasty 10 3 3 4 13 17 −4 12
8 Colside Mechanic 10 3 2 5 13 16 −3 11
9 Donrod City 10 2 5 3 6 9 −3 11
10 Frumston 74 10 2 4 4 12 15 −3 10
11 Red Perets 10 2 2 6 9 16 −7 8
12 Wannick FC 10 2 1 7 14 18 −4 7
13 Becis Annex 10 1 4 5 14 21 −7 7
14 Akinis FC 10 1 2 7 6 18 −12 5

by Bohr » Sat May 30, 2026 11:08 pm
BCF Standings after MD15 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Shansco Athletic 15 12 2 1 34 12 +22 38
2 Heavenly Princess 15 9 4 2 32 17 +15 31
3 Becis City 15 8 5 2 32 18 +14 29
4 Weaver Union 15 9 2 4 34 31 +3 29
5 St. Natasha Pyramid 15 8 3 4 33 28 +5 27
6 Motan FC 15 7 4 4 23 15 +8 25
7 Colside Mechanic 15 6 2 7 23 18 +5 20
8 Frumston 74 15 4 4 7 18 25 −7 16
9 Becis Dynasty 15 4 4 7 19 29 −10 16
10 Donrod City 15 3 6 6 9 16 −7 15
11 Akinis FC 15 3 5 7 15 23 −8 14
12 Red Perets 15 3 3 9 14 26 −12 12
13 Wannick FC 15 3 2 10 24 30 −6 11
14 Becis Annex 15 1 4 10 18 40 −22 7
BCF Standings after MD20 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Heavenly Princess 20 14 4 2 45 20 +25 46
2 Shansco Athletic 20 14 4 2 47 23 +24 46
3 Becis City 20 12 5 3 44 28 +16 41
4 Motan FC 20 11 5 4 33 16 +17 38
5 St. Natasha Pyramid 20 10 5 5 43 35 +8 35
6 Weaver Union 20 10 3 7 41 42 −1 33
7 Colside Mechanic 20 7 3 10 27 28 −1 24
8 Becis Dynasty 20 6 4 10 26 37 −11 22
9 Donrod City 20 5 6 9 19 30 −11 21
10 Frumston 74 20 4 7 9 24 35 −11 19
11 Wannick FC 20 5 3 12 36 43 −7 18
12 Akinis FC 20 4 6 10 23 32 −9 18
13 Red Perets 20 3 5 12 22 38 −16 14
14 Becis Annex 20 3 4 13 28 51 −23 13

by Bohr » Sun May 31, 2026 3:52 pm
BCF Standings after MD26 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Heavenly Princess 26 18 6 2 58 24 +34 60 — 4–3 4–2 1–0 3–1 3–1 2–0 1–1 0–0 1–0 0–1 2–0 2–0 2–1 Champions, IFCF Champions League, Copa de Campeones
2 Shansco Athletic 26 16 6 4 60 36 +24 54 0–3 — 2–1 0–1 3–1 6–0 2–2 1–0 2–0 4–1 0–0 3–1 2–0 4–2 IFCF Challengers Cup, Copa de Campeones
3 Becis City 26 15 6 5 55 38 +17 51 0–3 2–2 — 1–1 2–2 3–0 2–1 5–0 0–1 4–3 4–3 3–2 3–1 4–2 IFCF Challengers Cup, Copa del Ganso
4 Motan FC 26 14 8 4 42 21 +21 50 1–1 1–1 0–0 — 1–0 0–1 3–0 2–0 2–0 2–0 2–0 2–1 3–1 3–0 IFCF Challengers Cup, Copa del Ganso
5 St. Natasha Pyramid 26 13 5 8 52 44 +8 44 1–1 3–3 1–2 0–2 — 2–1 0–4 2–0 1–1 3–3 3–2 3–1 2–0 3–2
6 Weaver Union 26 10 6 10 48 54 −6 36 3–2 3–3 1–2 3–3 4–3 — 1–1 2–1 0–0 3–1 3–2 4–5 4–3 5–0
7 Colside Mechanic 26 10 3 13 34 34 0 33 2–4 1–2 0–1 3–0 0–3 2–0 — 2–0 0–1 3–1 1–0 2–1 0–2 2–0
8 Akinis FC 26 8 7 11 33 39 −6 31 1–3 2–1 3–3 0–0 1–2 2–0 1–0 — 3–0 1–0 4–5 2–0 0–0 1–3
9 Frumston 74 26 7 9 10 31 39 −8 30 2–2 4–5 0–1 0–0 1–4 2–3 1–1 1–4 — 2–1 1–1 1–1 2–0 2–0
10 Becis Dynasty 26 7 5 14 30 49 −19 26 1–3 1–3 0–2 2–1 1–0 2–0 2–0 0–0 1–0 — 1–0 0–3 0–3 1–1
11 Donrod City 26 6 7 13 25 38 −13 25 1–4 0–2 0–0 0–3 0–3 0–2 2–0 0–0 2–0 2–3 — 2–0 1–0 1–1
12 Wannick FC 26 7 3 16 52 59 −7 24 1–2 0–1 2–3 2–3 2–3 2–2 3–1 4–5 3–4 5–2 0–0 — 6–5 3–2
13 Red Perets 26 6 5 15 29 47 −18 23 1–1 1–2 3–2 2–4 2–3 0–0 0–3 0–0 0–3 0–0 1–0 2–1 — 2–0 Promotion/Relegation Playoff
14 Becis Annex 26 4 6 16 35 62 −27 18 0–4 2–3 1–3 2–2 2–3 4–2 0–3 2–1 2–2 3–3 0–0 0–3 3–0 — Relegated
BCL Results Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Shansco Iron 30 16 9 5 52 28 +24 57
2 Kurucan FC 30 14 10 6 63 53 +10 52
3 Order of the Bear 30 15 6 9 54 41 +13 51
4 Burke City 30 14 6 10 47 40 +7 48
5 Impact FC 30 14 3 13 43 42 +1 45
6 Tatasha Moths 30 12 7 11 46 44 +2 43
7 Donnell FC 30 12 6 12 33 36 −3 42
8 St. David 30 10 11 9 52 46 +6 41
9 Air Force Aces 30 12 5 13 41 41 0 41
10 Incol River 30 12 5 13 52 58 −6 41
11 Rynnco FC 30 10 7 13 37 37 0 37
12 Shansco Excelsior 30 9 8 13 44 48 −4 35
13 South Colside 30 9 7 14 38 49 −11 34
14 Perets FC 30 8 9 13 26 36 −10 33
15 Oureniton FC 30 8 8 14 39 53 −14 32
16 Agtrod United 30 6 11 13 34 49 −15 29
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