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Postby Kelssek » Mon Nov 04, 2024 11:19 pm

Coupe des Patriotes 4th round
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GOAL! St-Rémy takes the lead in extra time
Hazmar Roger puts CS Saint-Rémy almost into the last 16! An intense matchup between these Championship sides is put to bed by some route one stuff as the Quatre-lettres captain finds one last burst of energy after 117 minutes of football to get onto the end of a goal kick from Li Lindholm and smash the ball into the net. Coquitlam switched off and paid for it.

Ryan Dumont speaks after Red Stars fall

They might be bottom of the league but losing to the National division’s Sunrise Coast is still something that shouldn’t happen, said the Red Stars manager. “We’ve maybe gotten into some bad habits where we’ve lost the resilience and mentality that helped us get into the Championship. It’s tough games every week but we can’t get into this fatalistic approach or we really won’t be winning against anyone, and that’s what I saw today. It’s really something we’ve got to get right because it doesn’t matter the level of opposition if we go out and play like that.”
Gautier’s strike puts Outineau out
Full time at Stade Olympique

Frustrating night under the dome as Tobert Usher’s return makes seemingly no difference in Outineau’s strange mid-season slump. Jeanne Gautier’s shot is fluffed by goalkeeper Max Carrieri and that’s what puts CFO out of the Cup and Strathcona into the last 16.
GOAL! Burnaby goes four up
Alexis Garrison has a second goal and that puts the icing on the cake for Burnaby. It was never in doubt for them as an overawed Racing Mistwygn team is visibly deflated, having to count holding the country’s most successful club to a 0-0 draw after 45 minutes as their prize. And at this rate you wouldn’t bet against them getting a fifth.


Jeunesse Lunaire 0–3 Association Ariddienne
Kingstown Athletic 2–1 CF Saint-Richard
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–1 Port City (2–1 AET)
Natanel Royals 0–1 Les Castors
Fretscray FC 1–2 Canyon Bar
CF Outineau 0–1 Strathcona Intls
Wickham Warriors 0–5 Torbay Thunder
Wynleth Flyers 6–0 Neíra Alavaria
Hamiltonian Cambria 3–1 Ealesgreen United
NGSA 0–1 Passerine
Kawarthas District 1–1 Union Lachaîne (1–1 AET) (3–2 pen.)
Sitka Valley 5–2 Sudbury Rangers
CS Saint-Rémy 2–2 Coquitlam United (3–2 AET)
Sunrise Coast 1–1 Red Stars (2–1 AET)
Burnaby SC 5–0 Racing Mistwygn
Langlois Océanic 4–0 Star of Confederation


Matchweek 22
Latrobe Athletic 0–1 Kirkenes
Star of Confederation 0–1 Saint-Richard
Saint-Rémy 1–2 Shearwater
Red Stars 2–0 Coquitlam United
Clayquot City 4–0 Saintsport Heath
Torbay Thunder 1–1 Strathcona Intls
Hamiltonian 0–2 Océanic
Novonaya 2–2 Passerine
Burnaby 4–0 Wynleth Flyers
Outineau 4–0 Mazinaw Vanorian


Matchweek 23
Saintsport Heath 2–2 Red Stars
Challengers Cup round of 32 leg 1
Bastion (EUR) 2-6 Kirkenes
Taqwaa (TMZ) 5-0 Burnaby
La + Querida (FFD) 2-1 Clayquot

Coquitlam United 1–3 Saint-Rémy
Shearwater 5–0 Star of Confederation
Saint-Richard 3–3 Kirkenes
Outineau 0–0 Latrobe Athletic
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–6 Burnaby
Wynleth Flyers 5–0 Novonaya
Passerine 1–2 Hamiltonian
Océanic 5–1 Torbay Thunder
Strathcona Intls 2–1 Clayquot City


IFCF LATEST
Burnaby manager Ryan Potter after a shocking 5-0 loss away from home against Al-Tamazgha club Taqwaa. “No, I can’t explain it. Whatever I say after this, it can only be excuses. We just weren’t any good at all and it’s up to the players to show me that was an anomaly.”
With Kirkenes well off the pace in fourth and embarrassingly knocked out of the Patriotes Cup, a good run in the Challengers Cup is the last chance that Margerie Pax has (if any) to hang on to her job. It doesn’t seem like she’s lost the room just yet, however, as they responded to going two down with a devastating effort to score six unanswered goals in the second half.

Matchweek 24
Latest: Burnaby vs. Outineau
All the latest updates from Stadium Konueira. Océanic’s loss on Saturday gives Burnaby a chance to move top of the league if they win today, or Outineau can put themselves back into contention and draw one point behind the leaders...

Key events: on / off
44 mins: Xek Sunsaber gives Burnaby the lead just before half-time! Nipping into space to tuck away a cross driven across the six-yard box from a sharp angle.
61 mins: Jason Yuanjunsson Ren levels the score for Outineau! Not the first time Burnaby lost track of the Outineau full-backs, and this time they paid as Ren sneaks through the channel to get on the end of a through ball from Laurie Rajic. It’s all square and we’re headed for a grandstand finish
79 mins: Burnaby are back in front! Minerva Emond intercepts a mishit pass from Lourence Hupe, who got maybe too excited about a possible counter-attack. Instead it came right back into the Outineau box and Timothy Sapping heads it in.
84 mins: It’s definitely over now! Agapeto Licea was left free to loiter outside the box and unleashes a 25-yard strike that finds the back of the net.
FT: Burnaby goes top of the league!
A huge result in the title race as Burnaby SC rose to the challenge and seized the top spot against a difficult opponent. An enthused Ryan Potter praised his squad: “I couldn’t ask for more. It was an excellent performance, it’s one of those where you see that we’re a team that’s hungry and when we get the focus right on the field, everything follows from there.”
Outineau manager Romain Dupuis says it’s not over yet: “It will be very difficult, but I never say it is over. Last year we were in a similar situation, too. And we came out as the champions. It’s about how we respond to this.”


Latrobe Athletic 1–2 Saint-Richard
Challengers Cup round of 32 leg 2
Kirkenes 1-3 Bastion (7-5 agg.)
Burnaby 2-0 Taqwaa (2-6 agg.)
Clayquot 2-1 La + Querida (4-2 agg.)

Kirkenes 3–2 Shearwater
Star of Confederation 1–1 Coquitlam United
Saint-Rémy 4–0 Saintsport Heath
Red Stars 2–4 Strathcona Intls
Clayquot City 1–0 Océanic
Torbay Thunder 1–1 Passerine
Hamiltonian 2–1 Wynleth Flyers
Novonaya 1–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
Burnaby 3–1 Outineau


                 GD   Pts
1 Burnaby +36 57
2 Océanic +25 55
3 Outineau +30 51
4 Kirkenes +29 50
5 Latrobe +22 45
6 Hamiltonian +8 42


Matchweek 25
Saturday Soccer post-match on /12
“Hat trick for Lacina Issoumou, and in a dire situation for Kirkenes. It was a 10 out of 10 performance to salvage what was looking like a major embarrassment for them. When Yob Yeyeh Aan is back from injury, any day now, who starts us front? Do you move Issoumou into a different position to accomodate him?”
“Well I think it is a big dilemma. Clearly, the team as a whole is not performing – a match like this kind of shows you how some players are dragging Kirkenes forward despite all that. Lacina Issoumou is one of those players who’s really stepped up and showed she’s a world class striker. So if Aan is back at 100 percent, do you take her out to put him back? Maybe Issoumou is actually better than Aan?”
“It’s the transfer fee, innit.”
“If Aan isn’t the bigger name with the bigger reputation and, I have to say, track record, I think we’re not even having this discussion.”

Burnaby 4–1 Latrobe Athletic
Passerine 1–2 Clayquot City
Océanic 2–1 Red Stars
Strathcona Intls 1–0 Saint-Rémy
Outineau 1–0 Novonaya
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–3 Hamiltonian
Wynleth Flyers 0–1 Torbay Thunder
Saintsport Heath 0–1 Star of Confederation
Coquitlam United 4–4 Kirkenes
Shearwater 2–3 Saint-Richard


Matchweek 26
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Romaine Fabricator - @TransferSalad
EXCL: Ren Fang is fighting for his job! Patience running out after Mazinaw’s crucial defeat against Torbay put them into the relegation zone
Blake McDonagh’s Burner - @anonymous7743
why does sports media say things like “Yob Yeyeh Aan battling to be fit for Challengers Cup showdown” like maybe that’s why he’s injured? you gotta let them rest if they’re hurt? Like im not a physio idk

Star of Confederation 2–4 Strathcona Intls
Champions League round of 16 leg 1
Outineau 2-1 Mar Sara (VAL)
Challengers Cup round of 16 leg 1
Litala 93 (MYT) 2-1 Kirkenes

Saint-Rémy 4–3 Océanic
Latrobe Athletic 2–0 Shearwater
Saint-Richard 1–3 Coquitlam United
Kirkenes 6–0 Saintsport Heath
Red Stars 3–2 Passerine
Clayquot City 0–1 Wynleth Flyers
Torbay Thunder 2–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Hamiltonian 0–1 Outineau
Novonaya 3–2 Burnaby


Matchweek 27
Océanic 8–0 Star of Confederation
Coupe des Patriotes 5th round
Passerine 1–1 Association Ariddienne (1–1 AET) (4–5 pen.)
Torbay Thunder 2–2 Sitka Valley (4–2 AET)
Strathcona Intls 1–2 Burnaby SC
Langlois Océanic 3–2 Mazinaw Vanorian
CS Saint-Rémy 2–0 Les Castors
Wynleth Flyers 1–0 Hamiltonian Cambria
Sunrise Coast 2–0 Canyon Bar
Kawarthas District 0–1 Kingstown Athletic

Strathcona Intls 0–0 Kirkenes
Saintsport Heath 2–0 Saint-Richard
Coquitlam United 0–2 Shearwater
Novonaya 0–5 Latrobe Athletic
Burnaby 2–0 Hamiltonian
Outineau 3–0 Torbay Thunder
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–1 Clayquot City
Wynleth Flyers 0–0 Red Stars
Passerine 2–3 Saint-Rémy


McDonagh rues missed chances as Strathcona bows out of Patriotes Cup
“Really mixed feelings. Firstly because we’ve have a very good week in terms of the levels of performance by the players, and when we play to our potential that’s all a coach can ask for. The sad part is it’s the second match in a row we’ve had the chance to take down a top team, and we let ourselves down at the key moments. We didn’t get the result we deserved and that frustrates me.”

Matchweek 28
Hamiltonian 2–1 Novonaya
Champions League round of 16 leg 2
Mar Sara 0-3 Outineau (1-5 agg.)
Challengers Cup round of 16 leg 2
Kirkenes 0-2 Litala 93 (1-4 agg.)

Latrobe Athletic 1–2 Coquitlam United
Shearwater 3–0 Saintsport Heath
Saint-Richard 3–2 Strathcona Intls
Kirkenes 1–0 Océanic
Star of Confederation 0–1 Passerine
Saint-Rémy 2–1 Wynleth Flyers
Red Stars 1–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Clayquot City 1–3 Outineau
Torbay Thunder 1–2 Burnaby


Matchweek 29
“...and Novonaya have stolen a point here! Just as we go into stoppage time, Alain Germain levels the score... a great dribble from Ludovicius Dagnesses to set up the move and they could look back to that as the goal that saves them from relegation... Torbay are back where they started – in the bottom three!!”

Ren Fang looked certain to be sacked after last weekend’s draw against Red Stars, so this win against a team in the top half of the table does a lot to relieve the pressure. That was helped by Torbay and Novonaya fighting to a draw in their own relegation six-pointer, which means Mazinaw move up to 16th. Albeit very precariously, with only one point between them, Torbay, and Novonaya.

Wynleth Flyers 0–2 Star of Confederation
Passerine 1–5 Kirkenes
Hamiltonian 1–0 Latrobe Athletic
Novonaya 3–3 Torbay Thunder
Burnaby 1–3 Clayquot City
Outineau 3–1 Red Stars
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–0 Saint-Rémy
Océanic 1–0 Saint-Richard
Strathcona Intls 2–2 Shearwater
Saintsport Heath 2–1 Coquitlam United


Matchweek 30
Latrobe Athletic 2–1 Saintsport Heath
Coupe des Patriotes quarterfinals
Association Ariddienne 0–2 Burnaby SC
CS Saint-Rémy 1–1 Langlois Océanic (1–1 AET) (3–2 pen.)
Kingstown Athletic 3–1 Sunrise Coast
Torbay Thunder 1–1 Wynleth Flyers (1–1 AET) (4–5 pen.)

Coquitlam United 0–2 Strathcona Intls
Shearwater 0–1 Océanic
Saint-Richard 4–2 Passerine
Kirkenes 4–0 Wynleth Flyers
Star of Confederation 1–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Saint-Rémy 0–3 Outineau
Red Stars 0–4 Burnaby
Clayquot City 3–2 Novonaya
Torbay Thunder 1–3 Hamiltonian


Matchweek 31
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Outineau BURNS SoC to go top, Burnaby STALLED by St-Rémy
Chike Obident’s brace against a very obliging Star of Confederation defence helped CF Outineau back in to the lead as the title race takes another turn, as over in Burnaby, Li Linholm had a brilliant showing in goal, setting up the drama of Hazmar Roger’s late equalizer for CS Saint-Rémy...
Cambria ELECTRIC
Hamiltonian Cambria are enjoying their time in the sun... Their charge for an unlikely Challengers Cup spot got another boost with Jaden Kasanga getting a brace before Sofie Mylonakis set the Johnston alight by setting up a winner on a plate for Gunnar Biltz.
Ren Fang DEFIANT as Mazinaw stuns Kirkenes
No one is speculating about Ren Fang’s job security now as they extended their unbeaten run to five with a classy victory against Kirkenes – no smash and grab this, they went toe to toe with the visitors and showed what a little bit of confidence can do for a team. PotM plaudits for Cuauhtemoc Mitznahuatl, who was clinical to score twice.


Wynleth Flyers 1–3 Saint-Richard
Champions League quarterfinals leg 1
CF Outineau 2-0 Urrheddiao (CMT)

Passerine 2–2 Shearwater
Océanic 3–2 Coquitlam United
Torbay Thunder 1–3 Latrobe Athletic
Hamiltonian 3–2 Clayquot City
Novonaya 0–1 Red Stars
Burnaby 1–1 Saint-Rémy
Outineau 3–1 Star of Confederation
Mazinaw Vanorian 4–2 Kirkenes
Strathcona Intls 5–2 Saintsport Heath


Matchweek 32
Clayquot City 1–2 Torbay Thunder
Champions League quarterfinals leg 2
Urrhhediao 0-3 CF Outineau (0-5 agg.)

Latrobe Athletic 2–0 Strathcona Intls
Saintsport Heath 1–5 Océanic
Coquitlam United 0–2 Passerine
Shearwater 4–1 Wynleth Flyers
Saint-Richard 2–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
Kirkenes 2–2 Outineau
Star of Confederation 0–1 Burnaby
Saint-Rémy 0–4 Novonaya
Red Stars 0–1 Hamiltonian


Matchweek 33
69:44 | BUR 2-2 KIR
“...that could put Sunsaber through here... Bleke Durocher slides in! Excellent tackle and it breaks for Aurora Merelu! Kirkenes are three-on-one the other way! Merelu plays in... and Licea crunches into Lacina Issoumou from behind!”
“Shocking tackle... if you can call it that... Only thing on his mind was to take Issoumou down.”
“It’s a straight red card, no hesitation from the referee! Agapeto Licea is sent off!... But that’s not the end of the story and Licea’s been sent flying by a Kirkenes player... and that draws a crowd!”
“Colm Lumsden sprinted 40 yards and bodychecked Licea. Pushing and shoving here. I’d be mad too but they’ve got to keep their heads.”
“Bleke Durocher is trying to corral her teammates. She doesn’t want anyone doing something stupid... It’s a big opportunity for Kirkenes, with just under twenty minutes left.”
“Now this is what you call a derby.”
* * *
87:58 | BUR 2-2 KIR
“Kweon Hyeok-Joon puts in the cross, here’s Maelle Sarada on the ball... Penalty!!”
“That is a dive!”
“The penalty’s been given and Zétény Szatmári is absolutely incredulous! And you can hear what the home support at Stadium Konueira thinks about that!”
* * *
“...and now there’s another flare on the pitch. This is getting ridiculous. They’ve just got to get this over with... Aan’s had a lot of time to think about this penalty, he’s just got to keep his nerve here... and never in doubt! Yob Yeyeh Aan slots the penalty home to give Kirkenes a 3-2 lead, and with this match practically over, that is going to be a massive blow to Burnaby’s title challenge, and a boost to their Champions League aims!”

Mazinaw Vanorian 1–1 Shearwater
Wynleth Flyers 0–1 Coquitlam United
Burnaby 2–3 Kirkenes
Outineau 3–1 Saint-Richard
Passerine 2–1 Saintsport Heath
Océanic 3–2 Strathcona Intls
Clayquot City 1–2 Latrobe Athletic
Torbay Thunder 0–0 Red Stars
Hamiltonian 0–0 Saint-Rémy
Novonaya 3–2 Star of Confederation


Matchweek 34
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Straight Red - @OFFINABUS
Absolute DELUGE of goals as Oceanic goes to town in Latrobe! Three goals in 11 minutes and they are going top of the league! Gauntlet thrown down as Outineau travels to Breton tomorrow!
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Matt Lister - @Mlister_TV12
Total defensive gong show by Shearwater. Everyone wants to play out from the back, but when it goes THIS wrong you gotta just reset and play hoof ball for a bit
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WAD LAD - @crymoreloser
yeah well nothing you can do about Ytsdan smashing it from 40 yards like that
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Straight Red - @OFFINABUS
Outineau and Océanic both just now realising that goal difference could matter huh


Saint-Richard 0–1 Burnaby
Coupe des Patriotes semifinals
CS Saint-Rémy 2–2 Kingstown Athletic (2–2 AET) (3–4 pen.)
Burnaby SC 1–1 Wynleth Flyers (2–1 AET)

Kirkenes 2–2 Novonaya
Star of Confederation 0–1 Hamiltonian
Saint-Rémy 3–1 Torbay Thunder
Latrobe Athletic 1–4 Océanic
Strathcona Intls 2–1 Passerine
Saintsport Heath 3–2 Wynleth Flyers
Coquitlam United 2–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Shearwater 1–6 Outineau
Red Stars 0–2 Clayquot City

                GD   Pts
1 Outineau +51 79
2 Océanic +43 79
3 Burnaby +44 76
4 Kirkenes +43 69
5 Hamiltonian +13 64
6 Latrobe +27 63
7 Strathcona +18 54

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Kingstown wins the shootout! CSSR crash out!

Yvonne Lawson strikes her penalty against the post and just like that, CS Saint-Rémy have completely messed this up. Comfortably leading 2-0 at half time, they let their second division opponents back into it and now it’s Kingstown who claim a sensational victory, setting up an intra-Konueira clash at Stade Outineau next month.

Cassie Mrythe, former Kelssek international

“Results matter, so while the process was not a fun experience for their fans but this has to be considered a good week for Burnaby – grinding out an away win against a scrappy St-Richard team, and getting through to the Cup final even if it took extra time.”


Matchweek 35
On this week’s PODCAST FC...
  • Océanic had a chance to move top today but it’s huge miss for Aurora Nilsen, and Océanic, getting free in the box from a corner but then screwing a header wide from point blank range! Assistant manager Kiera Weiram is animatedly explaining to the bench how she’d have scored that one, easily. And that was the last action of the game as Passerine holds them to a draw!
  • A milestone secured today too, as Hamiltonian Cambria clinches a spot in Challengers Cup with an upset win over Kirkenes! This will be the first time they’re in the IFCF tournaments, and it’s not over yet – this puts them two points behind their downtown rivals for... dare we say it... a place in the Champions League.
  • After eight straight losses and the club falling into the bottom three, Anith Kehrt has been sacked as Wynleth manager as the club decide they need to roll the dice if they’re going to save their season and stay in the top flight.
  • Mazinaw are finishing strong and with this dominant 2-0 win, relegation is confirmed for their opponents Saintsport Heath, who continue their perfect yo-yo record of being promoted and relegated between the Championship and National every season for the last ten years.

Outineau 1–1 Coquitlam United
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–0 Saintsport Heath
Wynleth Flyers 1–4 Strathcona Intls
Passerine 2–2 Océanic
Red Stars 2–4 Latrobe Athletic
Clayquot City 0–3 Saint-Rémy
Torbay Thunder 2–0 Star of Confederation
Hamiltonian 1–0 Kirkenes
Novonaya 0–2 Saint-Richard
Burnaby 2–0 Shearwater


Matchweek 36
Saint-Richard 2–3 Hamiltonian
Champions League semifinals leg 1
CF Outineau 2-1 Stein-los Turkish (PAS)

Kirkenes 2–0 Torbay Thunder
Star of Confederation 1–1 Clayquot City
Saint-Rémy 2–2 Red Stars
Latrobe Athletic 5–0 Passerine
Océanic 1–0 Wynleth Flyers
Strathcona Intls 2–3 Mazinaw Vanorian
Saintsport Heath 1–2 Outineau
Coquitlam United 1–3 Burnaby
Shearwater 3–0 Novonaya


Reed’s winner has Outineau dreaming double time
Tallin Reed linked up with Sebastian Ellex-Mar in the 56th minute to put Outineau ahead, and a mega midfield performance by Ronin Otero ensured the Rouge-et-bleu take a 2-1 score into the return leg in Stein-los. Outineau can dare to dream, not like the fans are ever going to set their sights below winning everything ever. So here’s the scenario they’re hoping will play out over the three weeks, and which is entirely in their hands: with results in all their next four matches they will win both the Kelssek Championship and Champions League, two years in a row.

Matchweek 37
Hamiltonian 1–6 Shearwater
Champions League semifinals leg 2
Stein-los Turkish 0-0 CF Outineau (1-2 agg.)

Novonaya 1–1 Coquitlam United
Burnaby 5–0 Saintsport Heath
Outineau 2–1 Strathcona Intls
Mazinaw Vanorian 0–1 Océanic
Wynleth Flyers 1–0 Passerine
Saint-Rémy 1–4 Latrobe Athletic
Red Stars 2–1 Star of Confederation
Clayquot City 1–3 Kirkenes
Torbay Thunder 0–1 Saint-Richard


Matchweek 38
They don’t make showdowns like this anymore. First meets second in Langlois with the championship on the line. The winner of the Océanic vs. Outineau match takes the trophy. A draw there, however, and things get interesting. Burnaby travel to Vickery to face Strathcona Internationals, and if they win there, they could pull off a big heist if the match at Stade des Pacifiques ends in a draw. Anything less however, and Outineau would take the title on goal difference.
1 Outineau                37   27   5   5    88   35  +53    86
2 Océanic 37 28 2 7 84 39 +45 86
3 Burnaby 37 27 4 6 96 43 +53 85
Kirkenes has practically clinched the fourth Champions League spot. Latrobe and – in the underdog story of this year – Hamiltonian, have got spots in the Challengers Cup group stage guaranteed too. Attention turns to the third and final place, which is in Shearwater’s hands.
7 Shearwater              37   17   8  12    72   52  +20    59
8 Strathcona Intls 37 16 9 12 70 51 +19 57
9 Saint-Richard 37 18 3 16 61 62 −1 57
The two Redswyth-area clubs are already relegated and the final spot will be decided, in all likelihood, between Torbay and Wynleth. Though with a lot of stars aligning, Passerine could theoretically get sucked in. Wynleth is away in Latrobe, while Torbay play away to Shearwater. These are both tough fixtures and Shearwater have IFCF qualification on their minds and won’t give anything away.
14 Passerine               37    9   7  21    43   72  −29    34
15 Star of Confederation 37 8 9 20 49 76 −27 33
16 Novonaya 37 8 9 20 48 80 −32 33
17 Torbay Thunder 37 7 10 20 44 71 −27 31
18 Wynleth Flyers 37 8 7 22 37 68 −31 31


2 min: We’re off to a fast start as Burnaby takes the lead in Vickery! A crowd formed as Titan Pogbacar dribbled down the middle and the midfielder squeezed out a pass to an unmarked Rory Joseph, who puts a curling volley beyond the reach of Ellen Underwood. Burnaby top of the table 90 seconds into the final day!
5 min: OCE 1-0 CFO - Océanic takes the lead through Aurora Nilsen! A big mistake by Max Carrieri who came to collect a cross and collided with his own player, giving the striker a gift and putting Océanic on top of the table.
24 min: OCE 2-0 CFO – The crowd at Stade des Pacifiques is euphoric! They’ve been well in control of this match and they can sense the trophy coming to Langlois! A well-worked move as Sabazio Ragone plays it through the channel for Chevalier Bay to put away!
31 min: KIR 3-0 RST – Brain-dead moment in defence and Liljan Álfarsdottír Zhou helps herself to an open goal. Yeah, I don’t think Red Stars is gonna be doing a whole lot today.
33 min: STR 0-2 BUR – They’d need a big turnaround (but not too big) in the Océanic-Outineau match for this to matter but Burnaby are 2-0 up against Strathcona as Titan Pogbacar tucks away a penalty. Xek Sunsaber is getting patched up and Heldon White is lucky to have only gotten a yellow for that silly lunge.
41 min: SHE 2-0 TOR – Bad to worse for Torbay as Jamie Bastien has been sent off! Their fate is in Latrobe Athletic’s hands but it’s still scoreless at Macquarie Docklands...
45 min: SHE 3-0 TOR – On the stroke of half time at Kingswharf, Sammy Mao strikes again and Torbay are taking on water quickly.
47 min: OCE 2-1 CFO – Outineau roared out of the dressing room and have their reward as Ronin Otero threads a pass through a crowded penalty area which is tucked away by Chike Obident!
51 min: STR 1-2 BUR – Strathcona pulls a goal back as Jeanne Gautier gets a toe onto a cross from Matyas Hayek.
57 min: STR 1-3 BUR – Vangelis Anagnakis with some twinkle toes to leave Kim Bo-Ram for dead and fire it into the net! Burnaby restores its two-goal lead; they’ve done all they can and now depend on what happens in Langlois.
59 min: OCE 2-2 CFO – Océanic are reeling as a poorly-defended corner sees captain Tobert Usher scoop up a loose ball and cannon it in from 25 yards. Outineau have levelled the score! But now the stakes ramp up again – if they draw, both lose!
63 min: LAT 1-0 WYN – Despair for Cale Rabie, who deflects Caspian Garberg’s cross into his own net! Some relief for Torbay, though they’ve still got to defend for their lives over there or goal difference could become a factor.
69 min: OCE 3-2 CFO – Océanic are in front again!! Jordyn Mah!
71 min: LAT 2-0 WYN – Wynleth are getting that sinking feeling as even with Torbay digging themselves into a hole in Breton, they’ve not been able to lay a glove on Latrobe today and Senad Tkalcic’s goal is something of a formality when it happened.
74 mins: SAI 1-1 NOV – This could be prove a crucial goal for Novonaya, getting them out of the relegation danger they’d been flirting with.
78 min: Danielle Maradrogba equalizes for Outineau! It’s 3-3 and we are in for a thriller of a finish... can one of these teams land the decisive blow?
84 min: Outineau are piling on the pressure and Sebastian Ellex-Mar has clanked a dipping 20-yard shot off the crossbar! The momentum really seems against Oceanic here; they’re still a goal away from the trophy but they look the less likely to get it.
90+1 mins: GOAL FOR OCÉANIC!! Aurora Nilsen times that run to perfection and gets in on Max Carrieri all alone – tucking it sharply inside the near post! What a dramatic end to this and surely the trophy is going to Langlois now!!
90+4 min: NO GOAL! Fury from the home fans at Stade des Pacifiques as VAR rules Nilsen was offside. It remains 3-3, and the championship they thought was theirs has just been wrenched from their grasp!!
90+5 min: COQ 2-1 HAM – Not really the biggest story but you might like to know that Tara Measley has scored a late winner.
90+6 mins: Full time in Vickery, it’s Strathcona 1, Burnaby at Bowreach. This isn’t over yet as the match in Langlois has been effectively paused to deal with trouble in the crowd... But as it stands Burnaby will be champions!
90+11 mins: Play never exactly restarted in Langlois, as stewards and police were called to handle a large group of fans trying to invade the pitch. But the message has come through that the match has been ended with the score 3-3. That means Burnaby jumps from third on first on the final day to win their seventeenth Kelssek Championship!

Latrobe Athletic 2–0 Wynleth Flyers
Passerine 0–2 Mazinaw Vanorian
Océanic 3–3 Outineau
Strathcona Intls 1–3 Burnaby
Saintsport Heath 1–1 Novonaya
Coquitlam United 2–1 Hamiltonian
Shearwater 4–1 Torbay Thunder
Saint-Richard 3–0 Clayquot City
Kirkenes 5–0 Red Stars
Star of Confederation 2–5 Saint-Rémy

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CRAZY scenes as riot police escort, APCs, and tear gas being deployed to get the teams and officials out of the stadium... VAR not only decided the title but tryin to start a civil war here

                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Burnaby 38 28 4 6 99 44 +55 88 -
2 Outineau 38 27 6 5 91 38 +53 87 -
3 Océanic 38 28 3 7 87 42 +45 87 -
4 Kirkenes 38 22 12 4 97 46 +51 78 -
5 Latrobe Athletic 38 24 3 11 81 42 +39 75 -
6 Hamiltonian 38 21 7 10 59 50 +9 70 -
7 Shearwater 38 18 8 12 76 53 +23 62 -
8 Saint-Richard 38 19 3 16 64 62 +2 60
9 Strathcona Intls 38 16 9 13 71 54 +17 57
10 Saint-Rémy 38 16 9 13 71 66 +5 57
11 Clayquot City 38 15 6 17 64 57 +7 51
12 Coquitlam United 38 13 9 16 58 65 −7 48
13 Mazinaw Vanorian 38 11 6 21 46 72 −26 39
14 Passerine 38 9 7 22 43 74 −31 34
15 Novonaya 38 8 10 20 49 81 −32 34
16 Star of Confederation 38 8 9 21 51 81 −30 33
17 Torbay Thunder 38 7 10 21 45 75 −30 31
18 Wynleth Flyers 38 8 7 23 37 70 −33 31 -
19 Red Stars 38 6 8 24 41 94 −53 26 -
20 Saintsport Heath 38 6 4 28 39 103 −64 22 -


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KELSSEK FOOTBALL LEAGUE CHAMPIONS
SEASON 80 / 199-200 F.E.


Team of the season
GK: Max Carrieri (Outineau)
DF: Tobert Usher (Outineau)
DF: Zétény Szatmári (Burnaby)
DF: Timo Thomsen (Océanic)
DF: Tobert Usher (Outineau)
MF: Titan Pogbacar (Burnaby)
MF: Marten Solomonson (Latrobe)
MF: Sabazio Ragone (Océanic)
FW: Xek Sunsaber (Burnaby)
FW: Sebastian Ellex-Mar (Outineau)
FW: Chike Obident (Outineau)

GK: Megan Woodwell (Burnaby)
DF: Bleke Durocher (Kirkenes)
DF: Lourence Hupe (Outineau)
MF: Agapeto Licea (Burnaby)
MF: Ronin Otero (Outineau)
MF: Aurora Merelu (Kirkenes)
FW: Lacina Issoumou (Kirkenes)
FW: Jaden Kasanga (Hamiltonian)

Player of the Year: Zétény Szatmári (Burnaby)
Nominees: Titan Pogbacar (Burnaby), Sabazio Ragone (Océanic), Xek Sunsaber (Burnaby)
Foreign Player of the Year: Sabazio Ragone (Océanic)
Nominees: Jarno Ytsdan (Outineau), Xek Sunsaber (Burnaby), Vangelis Anagnakis (Burnaby)
Young Player of the Year: Titan Pogbacar (Burnaby)
Nominees: Gervasio Maito (Hamiltonian)

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   National                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 St. David Wanderers 42 26 8 8 70 36 +34 86 -
2 Kingstown Athletic 42 26 5 11 76 42 +34 83 -
3 Les Castors 42 24 9 9 58 34 +24 81 -
4 Sitka Valley 42 24 7 11 57 31 +26 79 -
5 Union Lachaîne 42 24 7 11 64 42 +22 79 -
6 NGSA 42 22 10 10 61 45 +16 76
7 Kawarthas District 42 21 10 11 60 38 +22 73
8 Colwynian Vale 42 19 12 11 56 39 +17 69
9 Stade Laneux 42 19 11 12 51 40 +11 68
10 West Haligonia Spartan 42 18 11 13 53 44 +9 65
11 Sudbury Rangers 42 16 12 14 49 53 −4 60
12 Port City 42 16 11 15 51 45 +6 59
13 ASC Arvika 42 16 10 16 57 53 +4 58
14 Wickham Warriors 42 14 11 17 44 43 +1 53
15 Natanel Royals 42 15 8 19 42 54 −12 53
16 CF Mirabelle 42 14 10 18 44 52 −8 52
17 Rivière-Neigeuse 42 12 10 20 39 56 −17 46
18 Sunrise Coast 42 8 10 24 31 67 −36 34
19 Parracuttis 42 9 6 27 34 62 −28 33 -
20 Franche-Contamine 42 6 10 26 28 62 −34 28 -
21 Châteaufroid 42 7 7 28 31 70 −39 28 -
22 St. Kildera FC 42 5 7 30 27 75 −48 22 -
Playoffs semifinals
Les Castors 1–1 NGSA (1–1 AET) (4–2 pen.)
Sitka Valley 2–1 Union Lachaîne
Playoff final
Les Castors 3–0 Sitka Valley
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   Association North       Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 Gagliano Mariners 30 19 7 4 44 18 +26 64 -
2 Jeunesse Lunaire 30 17 10 3 55 23 +32 61 -
3 Ealesgreen United 30 15 8 7 43 23 +20 53 -
4 Lancaster Hill 30 14 9 7 44 32 +12 51 -
5 AS Grands-Sources 30 15 4 11 39 34 +5 49 -
6 Fretscray FC 30 13 8 9 41 26 +15 47
7 Cradithurgen 30 12 9 9 37 32 +5 45
8 Vinterhagen 30 12 8 10 33 31 +2 44
9 Bramerleigh Bulldogs 30 12 7 11 40 32 +8 43
10 Racing Mistwygn 30 11 9 10 30 27 +3 42
11 Keeleford County 30 12 4 14 29 36 −7 40
12 Hawthorn Elms 30 9 11 10 30 36 −6 38
13 New Scarborough 30 8 10 12 26 41 −15 34
14 AS Lac-Abitargnais 30 8 9 13 31 43 −12 33
15 Rythwick Tartan 30 3 2 25 9 49 −40 11
16 Cache-Crambery 30 2 1 27 17 65 −48 7

Association South Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Pembina City 30 26 4 0 71 16 +55 82 -
2 Association Ariddienne 30 20 5 5 53 15 +38 65 -
3 Miramichi Lakers 30 20 2 8 60 18 +42 62 -
4 Arlingsdale City 30 19 4 7 49 22 +27 61 -
5 Ayushirda 30 18 6 6 43 22 +21 60 -
6 Delta Sorthern 30 18 5 7 44 23 +21 59
7 Inisír Valley 30 17 5 8 45 32 +13 56
8 Breton Pacifica 30 12 7 11 42 42 0 43
9 Kananzawai 30 12 6 12 39 36 +3 42
10 Watermeet 30 10 7 13 33 38 −5 37
11 Stade Montagnards 30 8 2 20 26 57 −31 26
12 White Rose 30 6 4 20 23 52 −29 22
13 Kisloups 30 4 9 17 19 48 −29 21
14 Canyon Bar 30 5 4 21 17 55 −38 19
15 Valeartha 30 3 4 23 16 59 −43 13
16 Neíra Alavaria 30 1 8 21 17 62 −45 11

Playoffs semifinals
North
Jeunesse Lunaire 1–1 AS Grands-Sources (1–1 AET) (3–0 pen.)
Ealesgreen United 0–1 Lancaster Hill
South
Association Ariddienne 3–0 Ayushirda
Miramichi Lakers 1–2 Arlingsdale City
Playoff finals
North: Jeunesse Lunaire 1–5 Lancaster Hill
South: Association Ariddienne 1–1 Arlingsdale City (2–1 AET)

The Kelssek Football League has rejected CF Outineau’s protest at the abandonment of its final day match against Langlois Océanic, confirming the 3-3 result and thus the championship for Burnaby SC. Neither club was happy, evidently Océanic felt the goal should have stood, but also bitter was CF Outineau club president Hubert Paccini who thought his team were the ones cheated: “With the time taken for the review, and the delay caused by our opponents, we should have played at least five more minutes. It’s outrageous that because of our opponents’ fans rioting, threatening the referees and our players, they’ve decided the championship in the office and not let us win it not on the field. That chance was taken away from us by criminal behaviour and it’s wrong.”
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Fisher nets the trophy in stunning upset
Kingstown wins Patriotes Cup for second time

A frustrating time in front of goal from Burnaby SC’s attackers turned into a Patriotes Cup upset for the history books as Damon Fisher got on the end of a corner late in the match to break the deadlock. Burnaby were hoping to win the league and cup double for a record third time, and were confident of a win against the second division’s runners-up. Instead, they were left to rue a litany of missed chances including Xek Sunsaber shanking a golden opportunity in the first half and Rory Joseph getting in one-on-one and taking the ball around goalkeeper Hakon Campeau, only put his shot onto the crossbar.

BURNABY 0
Megan Woodwell, Damien Neusa (Amelia Clark 62’) Ingrid Lambert [c], Zétény Szatmári, Phillip Johnson, Agapeto Licea (Aleksandra Sundberg 80’), Titan Pogbacar, Vangelis Anagnakis, Meredith Nishiyaki (Rory Joseph 75’), Yara MacEachinn, Ketsia Ventura, Xek Sunsaber (Emily Bradwell 62’)
KINGSTOWN 1 – Fisher (85’)
Hakon Campeau, Indehires Auhumevahe, Mikko McKillican, Clement Mills, Éloise Lìos, Jasmine Griogal (Tom Ballard 82’), Logane Hannigan (Foster Elkers 64’), Ariane Hirji, Aaron Eid (Lee Ó Murchadha 77’), Damon Fisher, Kevan Riiter (Mason Butler 82’)

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20th Champions League final - Yübao, Nangang, Yuezhou


CF OUTINEAU 1 - Ellex-Mar (11')
Maxime Carrieri, Alain-Elric Sauvé, Lourence Hupe, Errol Tellier (Jason Yuanjunsson Ren 84'), Tobert Usher [c], Ronin Otero, Nadina Popov, Laurie Rajic (Jarno Ytsdan 72'), Tallin Reed (Pierre van de Winkel 72'), Sebastian Ellex-Mar (Danielle Maradrogba 84'), Chike Obident (Rémy Niemi 76')
ATLETIK 2 - Slomsek (49'), Riordan (67')

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SEASON 34 / 200-201FE


                       P    W    D    L    GF    GA  Dif   Pts
Olympique Langlois 73 56 8 9 285 149 136 120 Q1
Neorvins Wolves 73 48 9 16 278 175 103 105 Q2
Faucons de Saint-Rémy 73 47 9 17 249 148 101 103 Q3
Internationale 73 45 8 20 252 171 81 98 Q4
Clayquot Partisans 73 41 13 19 254 188 66 95 Q5
Colwyn Thunder 73 41 7 25 234 187 47 89 Q8
CS Val d'Argent 73 37 11 25 220 198 22 85 q13
Redswyth Union 73 36 10 27 221 215 6 82 q14
Kirkenes Dragons 73 34 10 29 217 186 31 78 q17
Kirkenes Rangers 73 34 8 31 224 211 13 76 q18
Red Star Clayquot 73 29 14 30 217 214 3 72 q20
Beaujoire 73 30 11 32 218 217 1 71
Kingsharbour Royals 73 29 11 33 204 222 -18 69
Wynleth Gaels 73 31 5 37 223 216 7 67
Chevalles Champjaune 73 20 14 39 177 229 -52 54
Torbay Storm 73 23 5 45 175 247 -72 51
Cantons-de-l'Ouest 73 14 18 41 181 251 -70 46
Pingouins de Lescure 73 18 9 46 175 259 -84 45
Kardinia Cats 73 16 8 49 154 260 -106 40

P W D L GF GA Dif Pts
CH Outineau 73 43 9 21 251 185 66 95 Q6
Vickery Vikings 73 40 14 19 235 195 40 94 Q7
Ad Astra 73 39 11 23 230 194 36 89 Q9
Dartmoor Armada 73 39 8 26 223 198 25 86 Q10
Breton Emeralds 73 36 14 23 244 194 50 86 Q11
Mazinaw Knights 73 32 16 25 212 198 14 80 Q12
Dinamo Lupinissia 73 32 16 25 216 208 8 80 q15
Burnaby Ravens 73 31 18 24 220 203 17 80 q16
Alavarian 73 32 9 32 206 213 -7 73 q19
Olympique Laneux 73 29 12 32 220 226 -6 70
Novanaya Rangers 73 31 7 35 211 211 0 69
AS Dieppe 73 28 10 35 214 233 -19 66
Kalista Renegades 73 25 12 36 194 248 -54 62
Escadron de Dorval 73 24 12 37 194 217 -23 60
Pembina Thistle 73 15 19 39 187 259 -72 49
Anciens-Baillages 73 18 12 43 174 236 -62 48
Natanel Rangers 73 17 14 42 177 246 -69 48
Grand Falls Haligonia 73 17 13 43 175 250 -75 47
Crystal Mountains 73 16 14 43 183 267 -84 46

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KHL PREMIERS
200-201 FE


Desjardins Cup
First round
Val d'Argent     4  2  1  3  0
Red Star 1 7 2* 1 5

Redswyth 4 4 4
Alavarian 3 3 1

Lupinissia 0 0 4 3
Kirkenes Drg 2 5 1 5

Burnaby 3 2* 2 1
Kirkenes Rng 4 1 4 4

Second round
Langlois         6  4  3* 5
Red Star 2 1 2 3

Colwyn 4 1 3 4
Ad Astra 7 4 4 5

Partisans 1 6 3 2 3 5
Mazinaw 3 3 2 4 2 4

Internationale 4 2 2 4 6 3
Redswyth 3 5 7 2 2 1

Outineau 2 2 2 3 3 4 2
Breton 4 3 3 2 2 2 4

St-Rémy 2 4 4 5 5*
Kirkenes Drg 3 2 3 2 4

Vickery 3 8 4 2 3 4*
Dartmoor 4 3 2 3 0 3

Neorvins 4 3 4* 7
Kirkenes Rng 2 1 3 2

Quarterfinals
Langlois         4  5  2  1  3
Ad Astra 3 3 1 3 1

Partisans 2 3 2 4
Internationale 5 4 5 5*

Breton 3* 5 1 3 4 2 6
Saint-Rémy 2 3 3 2 5* 4 1

Vickery 3 2 1 6 3 4*
Neorvins 2 5 2 3 2 3

Semifinals
Langlois         0  0  5  2  3  6  1
Internationale 4 3 1 4 2 4 2

Breton 3 3 1 4 4 3
Vickery 1 4 2* 2 2 2

Final
Internationale   2  1  4* 3  1
Breton 3 2 3 4 2
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SEASON 52 / 201 F.E.


[b]                         Pld    W   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 Lakeland Storm 38 33 4 358 271 +87 67
2 Kirkenes Jets 38 28 9 351 280 +71 57
3 Burnaby Thunderbirds 38 26 10 349 287 +62 54
4 Kraken d'Outineau 38 25 11 357 294 +63 52
5 Breton Mooseheads 38 25 11 329 289 +40 52
6 Latrobe Dolphins 38 24 12 345 293 +52 50
7 CA Langlois 38 23 13 333 277 +56 48
8 Redswyth Marlins 38 22 15 322 273 +49 45
9 Kirkenes Blues 38 21 16 323 281 +42 43
10 Neorvins Sharks 38 20 15 328 307 +21 43
11 Daudard-des-Oiseaux 38 19 18 307 307 0 39
12 Clayquot Neptunes 38 18 19 299 315 −16 37
13 Natanel SC 38 16 21 284 329 −45 33
14 Mazinaw Hydra 38 14 22 291 316 −25 30
15 Laneux Natation 1874 38 13 23 294 353 −59 28
16 Dynamo Lupinissia 38 11 26 271 317 −46 23
17 Vickery Tsunami 38 10 26 258 329 −71 22
18 AC Novonaya 38 7 31 262 356 −94 14
19 Fjordlands 38 5 31 256 350 −94 12
20 Colywn Aquatics 38 5 32 257 350 −93 11


Qualifying finals
Lakeland Storm 0–2 Kraken d'Outineau 12–13* 8-12 7-8
Kirkenes Jets 2–1 Burnaby Thunderbirds 10-4 8-11 10-7
Preliminary finals
Breton Mooseheads 1–2 Redswyth Marlins 6-11 8-6 6-9
Latrobe Dolphins 1–2 CA Langlois 7-9 11-9 9-10
Elimination finals
Lakeland Storm 2-0 Redswyth Marlins 7-8 *10-9
Burnaby Thunderbirds 2-0 CA Langlois 11-5 10-9
Semifinals
Kraken d'Outineau 1-2 Lakeland Storm 9-11 8-3 8-10
Kirkenes Jets 1-2 Burnaby Thunderbirds 7-8 10-8 8-11
Championship final
Lakeland Storm 2-0 Burnaby Thunderbirds 10-8 10-9


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WATER POLO PREMIER LEAGUE WINNERS
201 FE

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                            Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA   PD   Pts 
1 Wynleth Cambria 32 25 0 7 1310 779 +531 100
2 Nordiques 32 24 0 8 1222 682 +540 96
3 Latrobe Athletic 32 24 0 8 1183 730 +453 96
4 Burnaby Lions 32 22 1 9 1237 899 +338 90
5 Mazinaw Stallions 32 22 0 10 1215 784 +431 88
6 Vickery 32 20 1 11 1107 853 +254 82
7 Kirkenes Crusaders 32 19 1 12 1152 865 +287 78
8 Neorvins Armada 32 17 1 14 946 912 +34 70
9 Rotor Novonaya 32 17 0 15 984 904 +80 68
10 Bretonnia 32 16 1 15 953 977 −24 66
11 Hamilton Highlanders 32 16 0 16 931 909 +22 64
12 Redswyth Rebels 32 16 0 16 1010 1001 +9 64
13 Alouettes de Champjaune 32 13 0 19 855 890 −35 52
14 NGSA Ulyanof 32 8 0 24 754 1117 −363 32
15 Clayquot Reds 32 5 1 26 626 1416 −790 22
16 Union Laneux 32 3 0 29 622 1448 −826 12
17 Wenedere 32 2 0 30 599 1540 −941 8

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SEASON 81 / 200-201 FE


Megan Woodwell [GK], age 29 (KSK)
Amelia Clark [LB/RB], age 23 (KSK)
Zétény Szatmári* [CB], age 27 (PAS)
Ingrid Lambert [CB], age 35 (KSK) C
Phillip Johnson [RB], age 30 (KSK)
Gudmund Stolzman [DM], age 20 (PIS)
Agapeto Licea [CM/DM], age 24 (KSK/FFD)
Titan Pogbacar* [CM], age 23 (KSK)
Vangelis Anagnakis* [CAM], age 29 (DEL)
Rory Joseph [RM], age 31 (KSK)
Xek Sunsaber [ST], age 25 (CEN)

Eamon Mac Dùbhghlas [GK], age 26 (KSK)
Damien Neusa [LB], age 21 (KSK)
Melissa Gaudreault [CB], age 29 (KSK)
Fredrick Kalmikov [CB], age 24 (KSK)
Brodee Rorck [RB], age 19 (KSK)
Trant Pætterson [DM], age 18 (KSK)
Aleksandra Sundberg [CM], age 20 (VAL)
Alexis Garrison [AM/CM], age 22 (KSK)
Shaun Bradwell [CM], age 29 (KSK)
Helios Roy [AM], age 36 (AUD)
Fabián Casias [AM], age 17 (TER)
Treszka Kovách [A/MC], age 18 (PAS)
Nicole Gillam [LM/CM], age 28 (KSK)
Yara MacEachinn [RM], age 24 (KSK)
Meredith Nishiyaki [LW/RW], age 27 (KSK)
Marius Leonīds [LW], age 17 (CRN)
Ketsia Ventura [AM/CF], age 26 (KSK)
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Burnaby Sport Club
Home ground: Stadium Konueira (60,200)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★★ / Training facilities ★★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★★
Main rivals: Coquitlam United, Kirkenes FC
Honours: Kelssek Championship (17): 4, 13, 16, 25, 29, 44, 47, 48, 50, 52, 54, 58, 64, 65, 68, 74, 80; runners-up: 56, 63, 67, 76
Coupe des Patriotes (3): 14, 23, 27; finalists: 8, 11, 24, 29
Fanzines: Altitude Sickness, Two O'Clock Gun, Blue Patch Boys
Notable ex-players: Phillip Lozic, Thamior Liadon, Bernard Despatie, Maiev Feidhlim, Kari Zücker, Pierre Vasseur, Nacuémiró Buené, Andreas Bjerk, Ikra Yonte, Oliver Crossley, Deni Cowler, Olaf Haabjörn, Minerva Emond
Manager: Ryan Potter, age 62, Asst. manager: Adrian Tremblay-Fillon, age 46, First team coaches: Judith Sturgess, age 54; Bailey Sellwood, age 41

History and records – The most league titles, the country’s biggest name in soccer, the most productive youth academy, but notably no IFCF trophies.

They’ve had a few months to digest a Cup final loss against a second-division team that denied Burnaby a historic third double. And yes, well, they did win the league in dramatic fashion after starting in third place on the final day. Zétény Szatmári proved to be the defensive rock that was this squad’s missing piece, and suddenly a team written off as petulant kids who’d never amount to anything is looking like a mean and hungry machine whose core is just only entering their prime. Although Minerva Emond retired on a high note, the club saw little need to do much in terms of transfers, but the addition of Audioslavian legend Helios Roy is a move that will only make this squad harder to break down.

Last five seasons: 1st, 4th, 3rd + Cup winner, 4th, 2nd
Players in: Brodee Rorck (youth), Trant Paetterson (youth), Helios Roy (FC Stadeli, free)
Players out: Minerva Emond (retired)

Oliver Crossley [GK], age 34 (TKT)
Alex Llewellyn [LWB], age 24 (SYL)
Milan Okumura [CB], age 26 (KSK)
Loisé Camserhe [CB], age 34 (KSK)
Charles Favre [CB], age 26 (KSK)
Mathias Hertzog* [RB/CB], age 20 (PAS)
Karl Kagawa [CM], age 32 (KSK) C
Joseph Kranz [CAM], age 30 (STL)
Emre Massinen* [AM/CF], age 25 (KSK)
Cecil Maruscak* [CF], age 28 (ZEN)
Kylia Vukcevic [ST], age 25 (KSK)

Michael Sveyn [GK], age 37 (KRY)
Hakon Campeau [GK], age 22 (KSK)
Kaelyn Ianokis [LB/RB], age 31 (KSK)
Ciaran Black [LB], age 33 (KSK)
Georgia Cloutier [CB], age 24 (KSK)
Anthony Na [CB], age 31 (KSK)
Artem Baldov [RB], age 33 (KSK)
Inga-Lisa Jansson [RM], age 33 (NRH)
Patrick Phelps [CM], age 27 (KSK)
Jamie Phaneuf [LM], age 22 (KSK)
Jason Dumoulin [LM], age 24 (KSK)
Rosalie Bourke [RW], age 31 (KSK)
Billie Valls [RW], age 28 (CNR)
Rachel Vanson [ST], age 27 (CDG)
Toby Roswell [CF], age 20 (KSK)
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Clayquot City Football Club
Home ground: Kanard Park (32,600)
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Honours: Kelssek Championship (2): 10, 26; runners-up: 53
Coupe des Patriotes (2): 10, 11; runners-up: 16
Notable former players: Seamus Wylten, Victor Clinton, Fabio Coimbra, Raizen Saikyomono, Joanna Rigby
Fanzine: Gold Star Republic
Manager: Laurel Tinker-Witt [ZWZ]; Asst. manager: Odveig Wheeler [STL], age 47; Coaches: Alessandro Bella [SVG], age 37

History and records. A long track record where they’re usually in the top half but no better has bred a strange mix of frustrated ambition and fatalism. Under Tinker-Witt they’ve settled on tight defensive organization and a counter-attacking style.

It was a year to remember as Clayquot reached the first knockout round of the Challengers Cup, and also saw their hopes of sustaining a place in the upper part of the table crash to earth. Lacking a cutting edge they’ve turned to Zenic’s Cecil Maruscak to provide it in the club’s big transfer buy, believing this was just a blip. Perhaps the strains of travel impacted their league form, as it often does for clubs who don’t quite have the squad to compete on both international and domestic fronts. If so, they could well bounce back into contention this year.

Last 5 seasons: 11th, 5th, 7th, 8th, 10th
Players in: Hakon Campeau (Kingstown, ϑ0.5m/$1.4m), Loisé Camserhe (Capitol Athletic), Cecil Maruscak (Capitol Athletic)
Players out: Rosalie Bourke (Mazinaw, ϑ0.3m), Alessandro Bella (retired)
Destry Lefranc [GK], age 36 (KSK) C
Leïla Desharnais [LB], age 22 (KSK)
Abel Manuko [CB], age 24 (CRN)
Mikko Violette* [CB], age 31 (KSK)
Suzanne Pilote [RB], age 23 (PTR)
Mary Cailbhin [DM], age 26 (KSK)
Carl Gaudreault [CM], age 30 (KSK)
Fang Chenguang* [RW], age 29 (CMT)
Ngakan Ketut Juli Arka [LM], age 30 (UMS)
Fyodor Dsyuba* [OM], age 28 (SVJ)
Andraž Koprivc [ST], age 20 (MYT)

Trìona Mercer [GK], age 26 (KSK)
Brecc Ó Dubhartaigh [LB/RB], age 20 (KSK)
Janet Avila [CB], age 25 (KSK)
Elli Tinkler [CB], age 22 (KSK)
Maude-Louise Welsh [RB], age 28 (KSK)
Mark Sullivan [DM], age 21 (KSK)
Artem Paterson [CM], age 24 (KSK)
Callie Ong [RM], age 26 (KSK)
Petra Ayres [LM], age 21 (TKT)
Marc Lundberg [RW/LW], age 20 (KSK)
Annamay Hunter [AM/CF], age 21 (KSK)
Tara Measley [CF], age 25 (KSK)
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Coquitlam United Football Club
Home ground: Maillardville Park (20,300)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Main rivals: Burnaby SC
Honours: Kelssek Championship (1): 28; runners-up: 51, 52, 66
Patriotes Cup (1): 21; finalists: 14, 28
Fan media: Bear-Proof Bins, Coqued Up
Notable ex-players: Kassel Pokorný, Arjan Singh, Aldo Vocani, Dusty Clement, Obey Chidiebere, Pierre-Louis Laishram, Maelle Sarada
Manager: Rachel Schroeder [NPH], age 64; Asst. manager: Mariano Lucio [TEQ], age 42; Coaches: Marietta Tesla [HIN], age 39; Irène Fekete [KSK], age 42

Wiki article. The club of the eastern side of metropolitan Burnaby, their ambitions of matching their downtown derby rivals have long exceeded their actual ability to do so. Rachel Schroeder has them playing a counter-attacking style, currently relying on Dsyuba getting the ball deep and launching balls for a front five/six to chase.

“We’re improving!... right?” Without the excitement of a run to the Patriotes Cup final, even the nominally better league record has resulted in grumbling that maybe Rachel Schroeder simply isn’t capable of leading the club forward and into the top half of the table. But it has to be said that recruitment hasn’t quite set her up for success either, with the team overly reliant on Violette and Dysuba for offensive production and not getting enough out of the rest of the squad.

Last five seasons: 12th, 15th + Cup finalist, 11th, 15th, 15th
Players in: Brecc Ó Dubhartaigh (Wynleth, free)
Players out: Wilsrë Quelausé (retired)
Jane Townsend [GK], age 26 (KSK)
Danijel Pintarić [LB], age 20 (MYT)
Lief McLaren [CB], age 22 (KSK)
Hunter Pollock [DF], age 24 (XAN)
Aja Achilles* [D R/M RC], age 32 (EFL) C
Oskari Ross [DM], age 21 (KSK)
Gunnar Biltz* [MC], age 21 (PIS)
Roibéard Ó Cuinneagáin [RM/CM], age 21 (KSK)
Cory Fisher [LM], age 24 (MYR)
Vance Sequin [CAM], age 27 (XAN)
Jaden Kasanga* [ST], age 27 (SEM)

Lex Krause [GK], age 21 (KSK)
Revan Gotte [LB], age 27 (AHR)
Coleen Brightley [RB], age 27 (KSK)
Markus Kozar [RB/LB], age 23 (KSK)
Ian Paquin [CB], age 27 (KSK)
Anton Zivkovic [CB], age 21 (KSK)
Anni Phelps [CM], age 25 (KSK)
Rashid Habeeb [M L], age 36 (HTK)
Gervasio Maito [RW], age 24 (KSK/FFD)
Sofie Mylonakis [AM/CF], age 25 (KSK)
Oakleigh Carpenter [CF], age 33 (EFL)
Philip Chan [ST], age 20 (CRN)
Anna Cook [ST], age 17 (SFD)
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Hamiltonian Cambria Football Club
Home ground: B.A. Johnston Field (24,700)
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Honours: Kelssek National Northern (1): 58
Rivals: Kirkenes FC
Fanzines: Dragon's Breath Mints
Notable former players: Dario Tule, Tomas Guisao, Roksana Koroleva, Anke Waechter, Mesi Klarlmas
Manager: Hannah Wilton [QUE], age 53 Asst. manager: Ashton Moore [EUR], age 41; Coaches: John Parker [KSK], age 39

Wiki article. Like its post-industrial home city, Cambria clings to its blue-collar identity as a club even as its present-day reality is globalized, cosmopolitan, and services-oriented, down to the highly foreign coaching staff. And like its city, it has ambitions of proving itself against the bigger clubs while resenting its place in the global football player supply chain as a place where up-and-coming stars come to get final assembly for a few years before being sold on to a bigger, richer team. Such as the one made up of effete big-city folk from Kirkenes. Ugh.

A year to remember for the Cambria and for players like Gervaiso Maito, Phillip Chan, Daniel Pintaric, and Gunnar Biltz, who stepped up into the breach masterfully to push the team onward and most importantly, are still here despite the transfer buzz around them. The club achieved its first-ever IFCF qualification with a year that defied all expectations. The manager had been under scrutiny at the start of the year, but just like that, Hannah Wilton has gone from zero to hero, writing her name among the club’s legends. Now they have an adventure in the Challengers Cup to look forward to, something in the top half of the league would also be considered a good outcome.

Last five seasons: 6th, 13th, 12th, 9th, 7th
Players in: Oskari Ross (Kirkenes, loan)
Players out: Abdur Rahmaan Heather (retired)
Tadia Nolenko [GK], age 25 (XAN)
Indehires Auhumevahe* [LB], age 22 (KSK)
Remko Struvink [CB], age 23 (CMT)
Clement Mills [CB], age 22 (KSK)
Eloise Lìos [RB], age 25 (KSK)
Tom Ballard* [CM], age 24 (KSK) C
Logane Hannigan [CM], age 25 (KSK)
Foster Elkers [AM], age 24 (KSK)
Ariane Hirji* [RW], age 21 (KSK)
Aaron Eid [LW/CF], age 27 (KSK)
Damon Fisher [CF], age 28 (KSK)
Jasmine Mac an Tòisich [GK], age 28 (KSK)
Maya Negri [LB], age 31 (KSK)
Mikko McKillican [CB], age 22 (KSK)
Paul Patterson [DM/CM], age 22 (KSK)
Maryanne Lapierre [CB/DM], age 28 (KSK)
Jasmine Griogal [CM], age 26 (KSK)
Lee Ó Murchadha [CM/AM], age 24 (KSK)
Iain Moore [LM/RM], age 27 (KSK)
Jessica Drury [AM], age 30 (KSK)
Mason Butler [AM/CF], age 24 (KSK)
Kevan Riiter [ST], age 29 (KSK)
Dylan Carbone [ST], age 19 (SNL)
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Kingstown Athletic Club
Home ground: Larkhamfield (18,800)
Facilities: Ground ★★ / Training ★★ / Youth system ★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Rivals: Burnaby SC
Honours: Kelssek Championship (1): 46
Kelssek National (2): 64, 76; runners-up: 80
Coupe des Patriotes (2): 9, 29

Based in the genteel capital of Konueira, Kingstown Athletic has a long history of existing. In times long past they were a regular presence in the first division but they couldn’t cope when the sport’s growth in popularity meant muddling through in mid-table got harder and harder. While Kingstown fans consider Burnaby SC their main rivals, Burnaby generally doesn't deign to reciprocate, even after the final of Coupe des Patriotes 9 where the Lakers won the trophy in an upset victory and did not hold back in rubbing their illustrious opponents’ noses in it.

After three years in the second division, Kingstown have clawed their way back thanks to a brilliant surge of form in the second half of last season to clinch the second automatic promotion spot, capped by a stunning upset win against Burnaby in the Patriotes Cup final. Confidence is high that they can spring some surprises in the Championship but they must know the odds are against them in the relegation battle.

Last season: 2nd (National) + Cup winner
Players in: Remko Struvink (Univ. of Myana), Tadia Nolenko (Hawthorne Kickers), Dylan Carbone (unaffiliated)
Players out: Hakon Campeau (Clayquot City, 750k)

Jenas Maraipu [GK], age 31 (KSK/ARI)
Alexis Tuskie [LB], age 27 (SNL)
Colm Lumsden [CB], age 25 (KSK)
Bleke Durocher [CB], age 28 (KSK) C
Kweon Hyeok-Joon [RB], age 25 (QUE)
Aurora Merelu* [CDM/CAM], age 27 (SAJ)
Dong Yichun [CM], age 23 (YZH/NZG)
Kaiden Pépin [CM/AM], age 30 (KSK)
Wendy Thomas* [CM], age 29 (TMB)
Evin Françine-Miklavivec [AP], age 27 (CMT)
Yob Yeyeh Aan* [ST/AMC], age 26 (BNJ)

Aidan Dupuis [GK], age 26 (KSK)
Erica Perez [GK], age 28 (KSK)
Seosamh Mac Ceallach [LB], age 34 (KSK)
Joseph-Jean Compagnie [LB], age 21 (KSK)
Lazar Soltész [CB/RB], age 18 (PAS)
Sadie Middleton [CM/DM], age 27 (TMB)
Albert Gnaybri [CB], age 26 (KSK)
Natalia Konarik [CB/LB], age 30 (KSK)
Monica Saint-Pierre [RB], age 28 (KSK)
Sydney Pouliot [CM/LM], age 23 (KSK)
Jan Van Dijcke [LW], age 31 (CNR)
Peter Markov [LM/AM], age 27 (KSK)
Satria Wiradarma [RM], age 33 (PCU)
Liljan Álfarsdottír ZHOU [RW], age 24 (YZH/GRF)
Quirino Naoise [RW], age 18 (CRN)
Lacina Issoumou [ST], age 28 (MYT/KET)
Maelle Sarada [CF], age 29 (KSK)
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Kirkenes Football Club
Home ground: Exhibition Place (41,200)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★★ / Training ★★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★
Honours: Kelssek Championship (5): 9, 18, 37, 42, 75; runners-up: 60, 70
Coupe des Patriotes (1): 19
IFCF Champions League (1): 16; runners-up: 17
IFCF Associations Trophy runners-up: 18
Vilitan Cove Invitational (1): 14
Rivals: CF Outineau, Burnaby SC, Passerine
Notable ex-players: Darach Salthill, Victor Nyquist, Bors Warwick, Quinten van der Ven, Ceferino Audiol, Hannah Devore, Bastian Wolff, Brian Kilcullen, Catheline Matthias
Fanzines: Rubber Pellets Digest, Centre of the Universe
Manager: Margerie Pax [CMT], age 61; Assistant manager: Areke Shinra [HIN], age 41; Coaches: Brad Brunelle [KSK], age 44; Cory Ferguson [KSK], age 38

History and records. The richest club in the country, the one with the most subscribing members, and genuinely trying to stop its ultras from doing fascist salutes all the time. If there’s one Kelssek club to base the bullying bad guys of sports movies on, it’s this one. Also plays at Waterfront Dome sometimes.

It wasn’t the stroll to the title Kirkenes had hoped for. It never is, but they always think it will be, and are then duly disappointed – it never fails. The blame has fallen heavily on the highly-priced front line, with Yob Yeyeh Aan taking the brunt of ire for a) being injured a lot b) squandered chances that saw the Red Firm drop points in matches they’d done enough to win. The club are determined to push for the trophy again, and with the team heavily fortified with new signings like Evin Françine-Miklavivec, Wendy Thomas and Kaiden Pépin, you have to think that for Margerie Pax at least, no excuses will do this year.

Last five seasons: 4th, 2nd, 5th, 5th, 4th
Players in: Albert Gnaybri (Mazinaw, ϑ0.5m), Sadie Middleton (Whitepool, undisclosed), Kaiden Pépin (Chamberly City, undisclosed), Wendy Thomas (Alnio, ϑ1.4m/$4m), Evin Françine-Miklavivec (1923 Esca, ϑ2m/$5m), Alexis Tuskie (Chamberly City, undisclosed), Aidan Dupuis (Océanic, ϑ1m)
Players out: Oskari Ross (Hamiltonian, loan), Damien Store (St. David, ϑ200k), Allison Tucker (retired)
Alison Troczynski [GK], age 29 (KSK)
Karon Murell* [LB], age 28 (MRT)
Sasha Stepanov [CB], age 29 (CMT)
Marc Wenger [CB], age 31 (KSK)
Crispin Fremont [RB], age 31 (NPH)
Tessa Locke [CM], age 30 (CDG/QUE)
Neil Ferry [CM], age 27 (KSK)
Kieran McCurdy [CM], age 27 (KSK)
Anke Waechter* [LW], age 30 (VAL) C
Akhil Neviud [RM], age 27 (SRS)
Caspian Garberg* [AM LC/ST], age 26 (VAL)

Dominic Tessier [GK], age 21 (KSK)
Jordan Mansbridge [LB], age 23 (KSK)
Brendan Crawford [CB], age 25 (KSK)
Nicole Boudrias [RB], age 34 (KSK)
Senad Tkalcic [RW], age 25 (MYT)
Belaj-Rilan Dar [LM], age 25 (QUS/SRS)
Kevin Joseph [AM], age 27 (KSK)
Marten Solomonson [AM C], age 29 (PIS)
Émîróînó Üjíkân [OM], age 35 (FFD)
Aidan Caoidheach [CF], age 25 (KSK)
Ariana Coulter [ST], age 25 (KSK)
Charlotte Boyle [LW/CF], age 19 (KSK)
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Latrobe Athletic and Football Club
Home ground: Macquarie Docklands (55,700)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★★ / Training ★★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Rivals: Clayquot City
Honours: Kelssek Championship (8): 2, 14, 21, 24, 34, 53, 69, 78; runners-up: 55, 64, 65, 74
Coupe des Patriotes (4): 4, 24, 26, 29; runners-up: 1, 12
IFCF Champions League runners-up: 10; IFCF Challengers Cup runners-up: 6, 19
Fanzines: That's Not the Try Line, Lad Romance
Notable ex-players: Ruslan Demetriev, Aleksander Lukonov, Raïf Ducharne, Bridget Coombe
Manager: Bryce Graughan [KSK], age 45; Asst. manager: Reeve Sheehan [BRE], age 43; Coaches: Iroha Irei [HIN/KSK], age 39

History and records. Arguably better-known for its rugby team, this club gets your heart racing in their red and white, be my Docklands dream tonight...

Latrobe goes into this season with a coaching change they’d probably rather not have made, as Obey Chidiebere – who brought them four trophies in his time here – takes the Kelssek job. Dominic Tessier is back from loan in the SRS to challenge for the number one shirt, and could well get a chance with Alison Troczynscki having been questionable at key moments last season. Otherwise, it’s a solid core that Bryce Graughan will have to work with, with Vanorians Anke Waechter and Caspian Garberg carrying most of the attacking threat.

Last five seasons: 5th, 3rd + Cup winner, 1st, 3rd + Cup winner, 6th
Players in: Charlotte Boyle (youth)
Players out: Ross Vetrone (Star of Confederation, ϑ250k), Chelsea McLain (St. David Wanderers, free)
Ivan Bantle [GK], age 22 (PIS)
Michel Grandpuce [LB], age 28 (KSK)
Blaire Convery* [CB], age 31 (KSK) C
Aisling Lieyw [CB/LB], age 22 (KSK)
Ariane St-Cyr [RB], age 31 (KSK)
Temeil Keïta* [CM], age 21 (KSK)
Bruno Boulerice [CM], age 36 (KSK)
Jason Dumoulin [LM], age 24 (KSK)
Éignach Ó Conradh [CM/RM], age 21 (KSK)
Mark Rieger* [AM], age 27 (KSK)
Adrian Mearns [ST], age 26 (KSK)

Eamon Jensen [GK], age 32 (KSK)
Noémie Hwong [CB], age 26 (KSK)
Ellen Troulos [CB], age 20 (KSK)
Corrine Lamoureaux [RB], age 34 (KSK)
Alain-Luc Gelhomme [CM/AM], age 19 (KSK)
Nathan Djamena [CM], age 31 (KSK)
Aerona Bradwell [DM], age 28 (KSK)
Terence Alder [CM], age 35 (KSK)
Clara Hacker [ST], age 21 (KSK)
HAN Ma-Gyo [CF/SS], age 37 (CMT)
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Club de football Les Castors
Home ground: Place Saint-Luc (capacity 20,200)
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Honours: Kelssek Championship (4): 20, 22, 38, 43; runners-up: 54
Rivals: CF Outineau
Notable ex-players: François Saint-Louis
Manager: Léonie Lapierre, age 51, Asst. manager: Max Gianco, age 51

In times long past, Les Castors were one of the teams that came to mind when you said “Outineau derby”. But that’s barely a rivalry any more, as the Brave Beavers haven’t been close to that level since they were relegated from the Championship over two decades ago. They’re now battling constantly either to get there or stay there.

Les Castors won the playoffs in a fit of vengeance after letting their early lead at the top of the second division slip, and thus ensured an immediate return to the Championship. They’re bracing for an absolute battering but hoping that defensive organization can help them hang in long enough to steal a few wins, and if they’re to survive the relegation battle it’s likely to come down Bantle and/or Convery having a top season.

Last four seasons: 3rd (National), 20th, 17th, 17th
Players in: Aisling Lieyw (Colwynian Vale, ϑ250k), Alain-Luc Gelhomme (youth), Clara Hacker (CF Outineau U21)
Players out: Robert Gardijan (Passerine)

Estelle Bailey [GK], age 22 (KSK)
Logane Lamoureaux [LB], age 23 (KSK)
Graeme Day [CB], age 24 (KSK)
Colin Steward [CB], age 19 (KSK)
Cole Chandler [LB/RB], age 32 (KSK)
Joëlle Lozina [DM], age 21 (KSK)
Ewan Vespertine* [CM], age 27 (CEN) C
Geraldine Claw [CM], age 27 (KSK)
Kuldeep Lowens* [RM], age 24 (SRS)
Padraig Sielski [LM], age 26 (KSK)
Teja Putra Kusuma [AM/ST], age 29 (UMS)
Cuauhtemoc Mitznahuatl* [ST], age 26 (TLA/TKT)

Slaven Bajalica [GK], age 35 (KSK/FFD)
Olivia McCurdy [CB/DM], age 22 (KSK)
Aerron Poyter [RB], age 19 (KSK)
Mandy Longpré [CM], age 31 (KSK)
Estelle Melde [CM/AM], age 34 (KSK)
Devunn Holt [CM/RM], age 18 (KSK)
Sandrine McLeod [LW], age 30 (KSK)
Oliver Harris [LM], age 19 (KSK)
Julius Fournier [RM], age 24 (KSK)
Rosalie Bourke [RW], age 31 (KSK)
Tyrone Daly [AM], age 26 (KSK)
Winn Twillmeyer [ST], age 20 (KSK)
Trìona Smith [CF], age 22 (KSK)
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Mazinaw Vanorian Football Club
Home ground: Crowchilds Road (18,100)
Facilities: Ground ★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Rivals: Strathcona Internationals
Honours: Patriotes Cup (1): 19; runners-up: 66
Kelssek National (1): 78; runners-up: 68; National South (1): 59
Fanzine: Tricky Trees
Notable ex-players: Tegan Earrach, Amber Docherty, Laura Adler, Pfander Oresund, Clodio Noya
Manager: Ren Fang (YZH), age 45; Assistant manager: Annabel Curtis (KSK), age 51; Coaches: Pherem Mutsuga (HIN), age 41, Osman Bennouna (KSK), age 38

Based in the high plains city of Mazinaw, they’ve stumbled through the last few years in contrast to their rivals on the other side of Conryia. This club never had any original connection to Valanora or people from there; the name reflects the long-time popularity of that country’s league and national team among fans in Kelssek in the era when football was a niche sport and “real” fans watched the Premiership live on satellite.

A brush with relegation trouble followed by a barnstorming finish marked a bipolar kind of season for Mazinaw, but the run of good results the season ended with has many fans hoping it’s a momentum shift that signals possible progression for this young side. Though these players have lots of talent on the ball they’ve shown a need to build the mental toughness and confidence to come through those tricky moments. Manager Ren Fang enters his fourth season at the helm encircled by rumours that he’ll be snapped up by a national team at any moment – can he put some steel into these players before that happens? Cadie Greenfield and Joelle Lozina are players to watch who are touted for a breakthrough year.

Last five seasons: 13th, 12th, 1st (Nat’l), 19th, 14th
Players in: Cole Chandler (Océanic, free), Devunn Holt (Burnaby, ϑ100k), Rosalie Bourke (Clayquot, free), Olivia McCurdy (Kawarthas, ϑ250k), Aerron Poyter (youth)
Players out: Max Loganach (retired), Klaus Larsson (retired), Hipolito Cegarra (retired), Albert Gnaybri (Kirkenes, ϑ500k)

Mêrrlínô Sôdô [GK], age 22 (KSK/FFD)
Luke Harris [LB], age 28 (KSK)
Ross Saint-Pierre* [CB], age 27 (KSK)
Ronán Spalding [CB], age 36 (KSK)
Raphaëlle Frégnac [RB], age 25 (KSK)
Scott Slater [DM], age 31 (KSK)
Cillian Mac an Fhinntain [CM], age 26 (KSK)
Sasha Corbeth* [CM], age 29 (KSK)
Adon Johnson [LM/CM], age 34 (KSK)
Alejandra Lunney [RW], age 27 (KSK)
Sean Thompson* [AM/ST], age 27 (KSK) C

Nathan Mitten [GK], age 26 (KSK)
Ryan Yaiters [LB], age 25 (KSK)
Mihai Carolus Sorinescu [CB], age 19 (NTN)
Laskin Kapotsis [CB], age 32 (KSK)
Pauline Chupryna [RB/RM], age 32 (KSK)
Martin Miliken [RB], age 33 (KSK)
Luca Gleiss [DM], age 24 (KSK)
Jourdain Luthier [CM], age 22 (KSK)
Ashton Thelen [AM], age 34 (KSK)
Mary Massinen [RW], age 33 (KSK)
Christian Stipic [CF], age 25 (KSK)
Ryan Hartzell [ST], age 22 (KSK)
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Football Club of Novonaya
Home ground: Griffin Park (39,200)
Honours: Kelssek National (1): 79 runners-up: 61
Rivals: NGSA Ulyanof
Fanzine(s): The Grand Gallop
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Notable former players: Anne-Marie Roux
Manager: Anith Kehrt [SRS], age 63, Asst. manager: Mason Blueman [KSK], age 46

Once a rising power with ambitions to qualify for IFCF, they are now riding the yo-yo between the first and second divisions. The fanbase imagines the club can do much better, the reality is they would snatch your arm off if you offered them a mid-table finish. Darach Salthill has retired leaving a legacy of a second division title and a grip – though not necessarily a firm one – on first division status. For their new manager they want a dashing, charismatic tactician, they need a relegation-fighting master of the dark arts, and Anith Kehrt supplied some decent football and kept Wynleth up when they had no right to do so, and thus seems the perfect hire.

Last five seasons: 15th, 1st (Nat), 19th, 6th (Nat)
Players in: Mihai Carolus Sorinescu (AC Araucaria, free), Scott Slater (Hawthorne Utd, ϑ0.15m/$0.5m)
Players out: Emma Lefranc (CS Saint-Rémy, ϑ0.25m), Amina Caoidheach (retired)

Mark Bhàsa [GK], age 25 (KSK)
Xelez-Matez Wek [LB], age 23 (QUS/SRS)
Leon Jones [CB], age 26 (KRY)
Sven Fuchs [CB], age 25 (STL)
Timo Thomsen* [CB], age 32 (KSK) C
Volodymyr Casiraghi [RB/LB], age 21 (KSK)
Tihomir Misita* [DM], age 26 (FFD/KSK)
Christian Lange-Parker [LM], age 28 (SNL)
Sabazio Ragone* [RW/AM], age 26 (JUE)
Louise Efimov-Tremblay [CF], age 25 (KSK)
Aurora Nilsen [ST], age 26 (VAL)

Marietta Rouland [GK], age 21 (KSK)
Taylor Stasiak [LB], age 32 (KSK)
Tessa Dryden [CB/LB], age 26 (KSK)
Sorcha Cleeves [RB], age 27 (KSK)
Nathan Tsacheilidis [CB], age 23 (KSK)
Claudia Tolmach [RB/CB], age 20 (KSK)
Putu Satria Wibawa [CB], age 26 (PCU)
Eire Saint-Pierre [CM], age 25 (KSK)
Oskari Perry [CM], age 23 (KSK)
Marcus Chatham [CM], age 24 (KSK)
Stéphanie Desharnais [RW], age 31 (KSK)
Delphine Therrien [AM], age 22 (KSK)
James Kagawa [ST], age 26 (KSK)
Laure-Marie Simon [ST], age 21 (KSK)
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Océanic club de football Langlois
Home ground: Stade des Pacifiques (40,280)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★★ / Training ★★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★
Main rivals: CF Saint-Richard, CF Outineau
Honours: Kelssek Championship (9): 5, 11, 17, 19, 30, 56, 57, 66, 77; runners-up: 49, 71
Coupe des Patriotes (2): 2, 15; runners-up: 13
Fanzines: Coach-marde!, Aux larmes salés
Notable ex-players: Kiera Weiram, Zilar Galharretborde, Tyler Hodgson, Puxjodaskar Lohánares, Jordyn Mah, Issac Lafrenière, Chevalier Bay
Manager: Brigitte Coppinger [NPH], age 51, Asst. manager: Kiera Weiram [MRN], age 46, Coaches: Jonathan Vaukhonen, age 40

History and records. Many dispute its claim to be the oldest football club in Kelssek, fewer dispute its history of innovation and excellence in tactical experimentation and training methods. Lange-Parker and Ragone had the threat down the flanks that stormed the league and got the team back into the championship hunt, with one hand on the trophy until a malestrom of controversy and chaos on the final day.

Océanic feels they’re not far from the summit and have gone full throttle in the transfer market, but they do face significant shifts in the midfield with some longtime stalwart players deciding to move on, giving them a chance to revamp, which nonetheless comes with its own uncertainties. The odd transaction that saw Aidan Dupuis going into a heavy contest for the number one jersey in Kirkenes also implies huge trust in Bhàsa to step into that role here. The scrutiny will be intense as fans expect a title challenge, if not necessarily the championship itself, though this is a team that has changed out core components and the reality is that it's not as sure a thing as the Langloisiens want to think.

Last five seasons: 3rd, 7th, 4th, 1st, 12th
Players in: Xelez-Matez Wek (Olympia Arkintoofle, ϑ2m/$5m), Leon Jones (Avondale City, undisclosed), Marcus Chatham (Passerine, ϑ0.25m), Marietta Rouland (youth), Claudia Tolmach (youth)
Players out: Aidan Dupuis (Kirkenes, ϑ1m), Cole Chandler (Mazinaw, free), Jordyn Mah (Wansan Noksaekjeonsa), Issac Lafrenière (retired)
Maxime Carrieri [GK], age 26 (KSK)
Alain-Elric Sauvé [LB], age 29 (KSK)
Errol Tellier [CB], age 27 (KSK)
Lourence Hupe [CB], age 24 (KSK)
Tobert Usher* [RB], age 30 (KSK) C
Joao Peres [CM], age 25 (JUE)
Ronin Otero* [CM], age 27 (QAD)
Emmanuelle Authier [CM/AM], age 22 (KSK)
Chike Obident* [RW/AM], age 26 (KSK)
Laurie Rajic [LM], age 25 (KSK)
Sebastian Ellex-Mar [ST], age 26 (CEN)

Thimiscles Seanclair [GK], age 41 (YSP)
Julianne Salemm [GK], age 18 (KSK)
Sonya Lau [CB], age 29 (KSK)
Connor Magill [CB], age 24 (KSK)
Artem Pelletier [CB], age 20 (KSK)
Jason Yuanjunsson REN [RB], age 23 (YZH/GRF)
Milislav Gucetic [LB/RB], age 23 (MYT)
Renée Batori [CM], age 19 (KSK)
Nadina Popov [CM/DM/AM], age 26 (CMT)
Logane Nordet [DM], age 27 (KSK)
Pierre van der Winkel [AM], age 32 (KSK)
Boglárka Czakó [LW/RW], age 18 (PAS)
Tallin Reed [RM], age 28 (NPH)
Mint Leaf [RW/AM], age 35 (CRY)
Éric Pinard [AM], age 22 (KSK)
Phillippe Lavoie [CF], age 28 (KSK)
Rémy Niemi [ST], age 22 (KSK)
Danielle Maradrogba [AM/F RC], age 36 (KSK)
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Club de football Outineau
Home ground: Stade Olympique (58,600)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★★ / Training ★★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★
Rivals: Kirkenes FC, Langlois Océanic, CS Saint-Rémy, CF Les Castors
Honours: Kelssek Championship (12): 12, 15, 27, 33, 41, 50, 60, 63, 67, 73, 76, 79; runners-up: 59, 75, 77, 78
IFCF Champions League (1): 19
Coupe des Patriotes (5): 5, 13, 16, 17, 22; runners-up: 21, 25
Ad'ihan Challenge Trophy (1): 18
Icons and legends: Jean-Phillippe Auiloquet, Ashley Douglass, Brigitte Coppinger, Adam Corvin
Notable former players: Blake McDonagh, Gabriel Lapierre, James McDonald, Loïc Maçon-Petrault, Issac Lafrenière, Jarno Ytsdan
Fan channels: Tourtière congelé, Latte-Sipping Cock Muncher TV
Manager: Romain Dupuis, age 61 Coaches: Jean-Marc Arndeau, age 46; Michael Cabrallo, age 42; Kimiko Koizumi [HIN], age 40, Laurence Malanda, age 36

History and records. One of Kelssek football’s traditional powers, they hold the record for the most Patriotes Cup wins, are one of three clubs to have won a domestic double, and one of three to have won the Champions League.

Having been consistent challengers in recent years, Outineau were in the hunt for a second successive championship before a truly demented final day saw it slip. Coupled with a loss in the Champions League final, what would’ve been an incredible repeat of their national and world champion year crumbled to dust in the space of two weeks. Amidst the despair of being so close and losing it all, this is now a team in transition with Rémy Niemi the first among the youngsters nipping at the heels of the established first team players. Expectations continue to be high, but nothing’s guaranteed in this league and many think there was a bit of complacency from the veterans at key moments that ultimately saw their ambitions for a repeat double end in failure. Maybe it’s the hungrier youngsters pushing from below like Jason Yuanjunsson Ren and Remy Niemi they need to keep their enviable run at the top going.

Last five seasons: 2nd + CL finalist, 1st + CL winner, 2nd, 2nd, 1st
Players in: Joao Peres (Cleorough, undisclosed), Julianne Salemm (Shearwater, youth)
Players out: Jarno Ytsdan (Sivolvia Central), Thimiscles Seanclair (St. David, free)

Zara Ishizaki [GK], age 26 (KSK)
Stéphanie Kouam [LB], age 24 (KSK)
Aërgad Becdelièvre [CB], age 22 (GVH)
Christina Grange* [CB], age 28 (MRT) C
Jaya Hadi Gunawan [RB], age 25 (PCU)
Taium Oldauw [CM], age 30 (SRS)
Vanessa Weger [CM/AM], age 30 (KSK)
Giovanna Savogliardi* [RM/AM], age 31 (TKT)
Angéline Ibanez [LM], age 28 (KSK)
Martinius Enge [AMC/ST], age 23 (VAL)
Guiseppe Allegri Gentile* [ST], age 27 (ZEN)

Nathaniel Williams [GK], age 31 (KSK)
Robert Gardijan [LB], age 20 (KSK)
Taras Paulkin [CB], age 22 (PYA)
Jasmine Gallagher [CB], age 21 (KSK)
Tuomas Rajic [RB/RM], age 21 (KSK)
Risteárd McGregers [MF], age 33 (EQS)
Jenessica Wright [DM], age 22 (XAN)
Jonah Keller [CM], age 28 (SNL)
Jordyn Okazawa [CM/AM], age 29 (KSK)
Sara Violette [LW], age 34 (KSK)
Oscar Doeple [RM], age 24 (KSK)
Guilliame Honoré [CM], age 26 (KSK)
Asmaran Nyalla [CF], age 19 (KSK)
Drî Tòr [F C], age 33 (KSK/FFD)
Tim Hannes [ST], age 20 (KSK)
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Passerine Football Club
Home ground: Portedowns Park (26,400)
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Rivals: Kirkenes FC
Honours: Kelssek National (3): 60, 66, 68
Fan media: Abusive Tweets, Pitchside Hops
Notable ex-players: Zoé Goh-Lemaire, Ronin Otero, Agapeto Licea
Manager: Analor Avalor (KOR), age 54, Asst. manager: Brayden Welland, age 43; Coaches: Sean Clarke, age 42; Lewis Brockton, age 37

Records and history. Has fashioned itself into a football club for those who like to sip an IPA (now supplied by the Terembev conglomerate) from a plastic cup at the stadium and don't mind finishing tenth being considered an accomplishment. Fans expect a mid-table finish followed by the stadium being the site of a summertime concert calendar of electronica raves, but only the second part is really certain...

Analor Avalor has a solid and organized team but is that enough to push the club forward? Debate is churning whether the team is about where it should be, or underperforming its potential to push into the top half of the table. Vanessa Weger’s arrival has raised hopes after a year of moaning about the lack of quality in midfield, and preseason efforts at building a pressing, attack-minded approach has raised hopes they might see a team that challenges its opponents more.

Last five seasons: 14th, 16th, 16th, 10th, 13th
Players in: Robert Gardijan (Les Castors), Jonah Keller (Marbury), Vanessa Weger (Workers Union, undisclosed), Asmaran Nyalla (Kirkenes, youth), Tim Hannes (youth), Giovanna Savogliardi (Les Castors, ϑ0.55m/$1.4m)
Players out: Marcus Chatham (Océanic, ϑ0.4m), Markus Oyvind (retired), İlham Kazimov (retired)

Chelsea McLain [GK], age 29 (CDG)
Aengus Tshinkenke* [RB], age 30 (KSK)
Madison Derry [CB], age 34 (KSK)
Jenna Howay [CB], age 31 (KSK)
Jeremy Jensen [LB], age 30 (KSK)
Rachel Var [DM], age 25 (XAN)
Jordyn Okazawa* [CM/AM], age 29 (KSK)
Roger Jorden* [AM], age 24 (PIS)
Sean Mac an Tòisich [LM], age 31 (KSK)
Brigitte Quattrochi [RW], age 32 (KSK) C
Jamari Lie [ST], age 20 (EFL)

Ruslan Battista [GK], age 28 (KSK)
Georgia Blatchford [RB], age 24 (KSK)
Eira Kilcullen [CB], age 31 (KSK)
Damien Store [DM], age 24 (KSK)
Marie Smyth [LW], age 34 (KSK)
Rory Brown [AM/CF], age 35 (KSK)
Gavin Hunter [CF], age 25 (KSK)
Críostóir Ó Tíghearnaigh [CF], age 20 (KSK)
Elenydd Lemay [ST], age 34 (KSK)
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St. David Wanderers
Home ground: Doecross Meadow (11,300)
Honours: Kelssek National (1): 80; runners-up: 76
Association League (1): 60
Facilities: Ground ★★ / Training ★★ / Youth system ★ / Youth recruitment ★
Rivals: Wynleth Flyers
Manager: Lucas MacColla, age 48; Asst. manager: Cathy Payne, age 41; Coaches: Astrid Lodgen, age 41, Claire Sandhurst, age 49, Markus Oyvind, age 37.

Representing a small, historic city in central Noua Cymru, a part of the country where rolling moors, ruined castles, frigid winters, and hockey players are what come to mind before “competent soccer team”. The impressive move to hire scouts instead of picking up whatever player is offered by any random agent who has a good video compilation has led to some improvement but it’s still a club for whom being in the Championship is punching above its weight. Yet this version of the team could be the best this club has been able to muster so far. They’ll hope the midfield coupling of Roger Jorden and Jordyn Okazawa will be able to keep producing solidity and control in the key matches, and with the Kelssek National trophy in the clubhouse there is some real optimism they could manage to hang on.

Last two seasons: 1st (Nat’l), 5th (Nat’l)
Players in: Damien Store (Kirkenes, ϑ150k), Chelsea McLain (Latrobe, free), Jamarie Lie (Stadler Works, undisclosed)
Players out: Alvin Corson (retired)
Ruslan Fermier [GK], age 27 (KSK)
Sarafine Latendresse [LB], age 28 (KSK)
Yvonne Lawson* [CB/LIB], age 29 (TMB)
Napoléon Lalande [CB], age 24 (CMT)
Marilou Groulx [RB], age 23 (KSK)
Madison Longstaff [MF], age 23 (CDG)
Hazmar Roger* [AMF/CMF], age 27 (EFL) C
Terence de Landa* [AM C], age 30 (KSK)
Anastasia Cederbergh [RM/CM], age 24 (TKT)
Corrine Bourquette [LW/CF], age 26 (KSK)
Avril Lapierre [ST], age 28 (KSK)

Li Lindholm [GK], age 30 (VAL)
Chrissy Larmer [RB/LB], age 27 (CDG)
Marco Santoro [RB], age 19 (CRN)
Emma Lefranc [CB], age 24 (KSK)
Jôs Ôsgân [CB], age 26 (KSK/FFD)
Milan Linden [DM], age 30 (KSK)
René Esposito [DM/CM], age 21 (KSK)
Maria Hadjipavlou [CM], age 27 (VDR)
Lydia Gomboult [CM], age 31 (MRT)
Alain Chan [RM], age 32 (KSK)
Romy Métisser [CM/AM], age 22 (KSK)
Artemios Ostend [LM/LW], age 20 (KSK)
Darwin James [LM], age 23 (CMT)
Florian Berkut [ST], age 34 (NPH)
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Club sportif de Saint-Rémy
Home ground: Stade Intersat (38,263)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Honours: Kelssek Championship (5): 8, 23, 55, 61, 62; runners-up: 57, 58, 72
Coupe des Patriotes (1): 3
Rivals: CF Outineau
Fanzine: Ceux qui mange tous les pogos, Carte-cadeaux de Dieu
Notable former players: Ian Sinclair, Brayden Custworth, Adrian Tremblay-Fillon, Greta Enger, Faragó Aranya, Aneurin Wakering, Denig Regnault, Arsène de Saintyon, Lio Turnau, Charles Linton-Arbour
Manager: Jonathan Dubois [KSK], age 49; Asst. manager: Gary Allard, age 57; Coaches: Gabriel Davies, age 42; Jérémie Chasseur-Ardenne, age 40; Cathy Hanselmann, age 38

History and records. The club of a large industrial city that fancies itself as more down-to-earth and friendly in contrast to their self-conceived stereotype of people from Outineau. More than a decade on from the “deux glorieuses” league titles, CSSR are striving to do better than making the Challengers Cup occasionally and aren’t making much headway.

Dubois continues the quest to build a more fluid, fast-paced team to pull them back into the elite. The transfer of Terence de Landa is a big move that has already made waves, as Saint-Rémy suddenly look like one of the most creative midfields in the league. Some results have to be shown this season if the fans are going to feel that they’re making progress towards being a consistent IFCF qualifier, and this squad has the raw materials and ability – they badly need to make it work as a unit.

Last five seasons: 10th, 8th, 10th, 7th, 9th
Players in: Emma Lefranc (Novonaya, 450k), Terence de Landa (Directus, undisclosed), Darwin James (Z’ai’ai Institute)
Players out: Tegan Earrach (retired), Cherita Sheikh-Renard (retired)

Jade Houpert [GK], age 23 (KSK)
Kaley Harkness [LB/RB], age 31 (TKT)
Wisnunanda Adi Putra* [CB], age 29 (UMS)
Simon-Louis Therrien [CB], age 20 (KSK)
Aaron Dupuis [RB], age 29 (KSK) C
Timothée Boisvert [CM], age 26 (KSK)
Gerry Walsh [CM], age 28 (KRY)
Alec Haruneïta [RM], age 23 (KSK)
János rue Belois [LM/RM], age 36 (KSK/FFD)
Hektör Sârró* [AM], age 24 (KSK/FFD)
Théo Esposito* [CF], age 28 (KSK)

Vladimir Perunovic [GK], age 36 (KSK/FFD)
Jolie Gauvreau [LB], age 21 (KSK)
Callie Troulos [CB], age 26 (KSK)
Jérémie Gibson [CB/RB], age 19 (KSK)
Justin Gollander [RB], age 33 (KSK)
Alisse Duclair [CB/DM], age 32 (KSK)
Olivier Lee [CM], age 28 (KSK)
Mathilde Boudjelal [CM], age 21 (KSK)
Antonina Kazankova [RM], age 26 (PYA)
Cédric Maurice [LW/RW], age 21 (KSK)
Noah-Elliot Robins [LM], age 28 (KSK)
Aaron Lyybeck [AM C], age 33 (KSK)
Liùsaidh Wojcik [LW/ST], age 20 (KSK)
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Club de football Saint-Richard
Home ground: Stade Michel-Beaulieu (19,400)
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★
Honours: Kelssek Championship (1): 35
Coupe des Patriotes (1): 9
Rivals: Langlois Océanic
Fanzines: Moules frites
Manager: Maude-Louise Arsenault, age 44; Asst. manager: Kristian Mashtian, age 42; Coaches: Alexandre von Mertens, age 39, Bruno Silva (DRP/HIN), age 38

Les Navigateurs pride themselves on the ethos of being close to the community, and a squad primarily made up of gars de chez nous, youth players from the local area who came up through its academy. The sentimental second-favourite club of many, whose presence in the first division and commitment to its identity confirms the romance of sport is not dead.

Disaster was foretold about the sale of Kaiden Pépin... and then Saint-Richard defied all expectations, actually finishing higher in the league. Now disaster is foretold about the sale of Sandrine Lalande, another wonderkid nurtured in the star factory who has been exported for a big fee the second year in a row. At some point the reckoning has to come, will this be the year it does?

Last five seasons: 8th, 13th, 16th, 11th, 15th
Players in: Aaron Lyybeck (Shearwater, ϑ0.4m), Simon-Louis Therrien (youth), Cédric Maurice (youth)
Players out: Myriad Yang (retired), Sandrine Lalande (Tihon, ϑ2.7m/$7m)
Mavrik Rowland [GK], age 30 (KSK)
James Jouppi* [LB], age 25 (KSK)
Sarah Pritchard [CB], age 25 (KSK)
Eoin Mac Dùbhghlas [CB], age 26 (KSK)
Kurispin Moloses [RB], age 33 (FFD/KSK) C
Sonya Verenichnaya [CM], age 27 (PYA)
Goulwen Baudrillart* [CM], age 30 (OAM)
Christine van Dusen [LW/RW], age 24 (KSK)
Natalia Drury [CM], age 22 (KSK)
Sammy Mao* [RW/CF], age 23 (KSK)
Claire Glass [ST], age 28 (KSK)

Theoren Lee [GK], age 27 (KSK)
Evan Peterson [GK], age 25 (KSK)
Seamus Kennedy [LB], age 22 (KSK)
Samuel Derry [RB], age 20 (KSK)
Martín Ferrari [CB], age 32 (VLD)
Hillary Marconi [CB], age 23 (KSK)
Julius Martineau [CM], age 25 (KSK)
Conan Batori [RM], age 32 (KSK)
Peter Trimme [CF], age 18 (STL)
Lojze Kokalj [LW], age 35 (STL)
Turid Bergfalk [AM], age 31 (SRS)
Larissa Campanella [FW], age 36 (VLD)
Sarah Levesque [ST], age 21 (CDG)
Bastian Østby [ST], age 18 (VAL)
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Shearwater Football Club
Home ground: Kingswharf (40,500)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Rivals: Port City, Langlois Océanic
Fanzines: Southwest Stand Dispatch, Yellow Brick Road
Honours: IFCF Champions League (1): 11
KFL Championship (4): 36, 40, 70, 71; runners up: 69, 73
Coupe des Patriotes (1): 21
Icons and legends: Shaheen Taleb, Karen, Damien Halliger, Loisé Camserhe, Tara Kreidel, Brion Steinno, Manda Iara, Timurdogan Yerli, Cathal Gallagher
Manager: Tzevaada Muir (MRN), age 41 Assistant manager: Hannah Devore (CDG), age 41; Coaches: Miller West (BRE), age 39, Pietro Salinas, age 39

History and records. Founded as a sports club for the personnel of a Kelssek Navy base, the club no longer has formal links to the military but does reference this history the club crest’s resemblance to a ship’s badge. Under Olaf Jurtanen, were the first Kelssek club to win the Champions League, or any IFCF/UICA trophy for that matter.

Jacqueline Lapierre has taken a job at Oriannor Mountaineers in Tikariot, a bit of a surprising move that has left Shearwater feeling insecure about its stature in the footballing world. The club have opted to promote from within, and why not put a satyr in charge. The big question mark for Shearwater has been the strike force, in a team boasting enough creativity but unreliable forwards to finish the chances. Eyes are all on Sarah Levesque and Claire Glass to take up the slack from the aging Larissa Campanella, but that could also open doors for Østby and Trimme.

Last five seasons: 7th, 4th, 8th, 6th, 5th
Players in: Evan Peterson (Torbay, ϑ250k), Peter Trimme (TSV Marzig, free)
Players out: Aaron Lyybeck (Saint-Richard, ϑ0.4m), Russell McDougal (retired)

Ross Soderling [GK], age 32 (KSK)
Valentin Féret* [RB], age 25 (CMT)
Ross Vetrone [CB], age 32 (KSK)
Yves Hassler [CB], age 22 (KSK)
Rhys Remillard [LB], age 25 (KSK)
Bryan Cairns [DM], age 25 (KSK)
Girolamo Alcides [CM], age 36 (MRC) C
Lena Whalen [RCM], age 29 (DAR)
Oskari Yamamoto* [LM], age 27 (KSK)
Musa Dugalić [ST], age 21 (MYT)
John Polito* [ST], age 31 (KSK)

Robert Breacher [GK], age 25 (KSK)
Almarc deu Rostraire [RB], age 20 (AUP)
Peter Calbert [CB], age 25 (KSK)
Viktor Fløtre [CB], age 18 (VAL)
Remigio Suescun [CB], age 26 (KSK/FFD)
Callie Powell [CM], age 28 (KSK)
Torres Chung [LM/CM], age 22 (KSK)
Irfan Hakemi [CM/AM], age 34 (KSK)
Cateline Droullin [ST], age 19 (GVN)
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Star of Confederation
Home ground: The Domain (22,565)
Honours: Kelssek National runners-up: 66
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Fanzine(s): Das Kapital
Manager: Nigella Daywell, age 51 Asst. manager: Teadgh Brewer, age 39; Coaches: Ross Knanirck, age 40, Madison Garneau, age 38

The club from the federal capital Neorvins was humming along for decades in the lower divisions until about 15 years ago when it overhauled its staff and built a technocratic approach to “high performance” and scouting, based more on sports management textbooks than hard won experience slogging through muddy pitches among the concrete towers of the suburbs like REAL football clubs for the PEOPLE.

The close season in Neorvins marked a clear-out, with big changes in the coaching staff and players as the club were evidently not satisfied with their slide down the table under Bryce Graughan. In his place, Nigella Daywell has been hired from Kirkenes FC where she’d won it all as an assistant manager but now has the chance to develop her own ideas and make a mark in the Championship. They have some exciting but unproven young talent, and have added a solid creator in Oskari Yamamoto. It’s fair to say there’s high anticipation, but equally high uncertainty about where this transition will take SoC.

Last five seasons: 16th, 14th, 9th, 12th, 8th
Players in: Yves Hassler (Strathcona, loan), Ross Vetrone (Latrobe, ϑ0.5m), Oskari Yamamoto (Fast Car, ϑ0.4m/$1.2m)
Players out: Garrett O’Shea (retired), Cralt-Zorno Inu (Atlov, undisclosed), Theo Capella (retired), Oregon Levesque (retired), Colm Jenkins (Zvezda Vlaikograd, ϑ0.8m/$2.2m), Jan Kabanov (Rolalas, ϑ1.1m/$3m)

Ellen Underwood [GK], age 30 (KSK)
Stuart Markov [LB], age 26 (KSK)
Kim Bo-Ram [CB], age 25 (CMT)
Rosephine Thistle [CB], age 25 (QAD)
Matyas Hayek* [RB], age 30 (STL)
Simeon Rutvica [DM/CM], age 23 (KSK)
Stéphanie Wang [CM], age 27 (KSK)
Novio Agregado* [AM], age 22 (KSK/FFD)
Ashton McCulloch [LM], age 26 (KSK)
Edward Maddison [CF/SS], age 27 (TMB)
Lina Gården* [AMR/ST], age 26 (VAL)

Tyler Anderson [GK], age 24 (KSK)
Heldon White [CB], age 24 (KSK)
Willow Hunter [LB], age 21 (KSK)
Trifonas Tolakis [CB], age 36 (VDR)
Yves Hassler [CB], age 22 (KSK)
Olivier Sansouci [CB], age 21 (KSK)
Geoff Prouse [RB], age 26 (KSK)
Jason Franke [RB/RM], age 27 (KSK)
Kite Rocastle [CM/AM], age 34 (NPH)
Luka Vodeničarski [CM], age 20 (MYT)
Joseph Kranz [CAM], age 30 (STL)
Carthi Oskar [LM], age 32 (NPH)
Preston Treadwell [ST], age 36 (CDG)
Tyoasi Klipark [ST], age 33 (VIL)
Jeanne Gautier [ST], age 23 (SNL)
Lily Witte [CF], age 25 (KSK)
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Strathcona Internationals Football Club
Home ground: Bowreach (34,900)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Rivals: Mazinaw Vanorian, NGSA
Honours: Kelssek Championship (2): 59, 72; runners-up: 68
Patriotes Cup (1): 12; Runners-up: 7, 16, 26
Vilitan Cove Invitational (1): 11/KFL66; Runners-up: 12
Kelssek National South (1): 53
Notable former players: Bratislav Rukavina, Bryan Hartpoach, Laurel Tinker-Witt, Lynne Crossley
Manager: Blake McDonagh, age 50; Asst. manager: Tenmu Tsu'umutapoa (HIN), age 40; Coaches: Carrie Buchanan, age 36; Nicolas Michel, age 35
Fanzines: To the Ends of the Earth, Mosh Pit of the Bourgeoisie

History and records. Based in Vickery, the capital of Conryia, the club was founded by a group of expatriate workers, and took the name of the industrial quarter south of central Vickery.

It was a not so bad, pretty meh year as the Globalists started strong but saw IFCF qualification hopes slip away with a torrid run of losses in the last quarter of the season. Edward Maddison is a key signing who could help their sputtering offence if he can establish an understanding with Gården and Agregado.

Last five seasons: 9th, 9th, 6th, 13th, 3rd
Players in: Joseph Kranz (Kawarthas, ϑ0.2m/$0.75m), Edward Maddison (Avondale City, undisclosed)
Players out: Efra Soke (retired), Yves Hassler (SoC, loan), Waleeda Hollis-Park (retired), Mhara Vera (contract expiry), Tom Carrieri (Xaiv 1919)

Lum Brassfield [GK], age 21 (KOR)
Ros deu Mapallier [RB], age 22 (AUP)
Niall Duff [CB], age 20 (KSK)
Odalis Dequevedo [RB/CB], age 34 (FFD)
Alice Dufour [CB], age 28 (KSK)
Altwidus Aeneas* [WB], age 25 (ZEN)
Jamie Bastien* [DM], age 26 (KSK)
Felix Kalimuendo* [CM/AM], age 25 (QUE)
David Geoffrion [CM], age 33 (OAM) C
Simon Kennedy [ST], age 31 (KSK)
Brandon Soinen [ST], age 28 (KSK)

Jean-Luc Boisclair [GK], age 29 (KSK)
Natalya Breault [GK], age 18 (KSK)
Jura Weiss-Mescat [CB], age 34 (KSK)
Cooper Yeray [DF], age 18 (CRN)
Micah Hackney [LB], age 35 (XAN)
Aurora Östlund [LB/RB], age 23 (KSK)
Colin Na [CM], age 32 (KSK)
Romy Mills [AM], age 19 (KSK)
Jæck Drydenn [CM], age 22 (KSK)
Simon Grilli [AM], age 28 (KSK)
Jeremiah Garland [LM], age 31 (BOL)
Girie Mantou [CAM/LM/RM], age 22 (AUP)
Nayla Culloch [CF], age 27 (KSK)
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Torbay Thunder
Home stadium: Armidale Plain (10,300)
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Fanzine(s): Hammer Times
Honours: Kelssek National (1): 61
Vilitan Cove Invitational (1): 17/KFL72, 18/KFL73
Notable former players: Dan Antoninsson [GRÆ], Eoin Bream, Julius Heer, Neil Murphy [KRY], Ronaldo Kaber [EFL]
Manager: Denig Regnault (OAM), age 44, Asst. manager: Hildur Eiríksdóttir, age 45; Coaches: Donnach Ó Ceanndubháin, age 40

Torbay is the urban centre of the scenic, windswept, rocky coastline of the Fjordlands. The Thunder’s rise to the first division has helped them gain popularity despite their region traditionally being more of a rugby culture.

Beset by injury problems and always seeming to find a new way to drop points, Torbay beat relegation by goal difference last year and it was white-knuckle stuff towards the end of the season, especially with the 4-1 thrashing they suffered on the final day, as Wynleth nonetheless managed to be just that tiny bit worse than them. There’s been some work to shore up the squad depth this time, though many are surprised Denig Regnault has been kept on, which was rationalized by the fact he did a lot better the year before. But he’s walking a tightrope, and none will be surprised if a run of poor results sees Regnault get the sack.

Last five seasons: 17th, 10th, 14th, 14th, 15th
Players in: Jean-Luc Boisclair (Raven Thöni, ϑ0.2m/$0.5m), Natalya Breault (youth), Cooper Yeray (National Football Academy of Crprostran), Jæck Drydenn (ASC Arvika, ϑ300k)
Players out: Evan Peterson (Shearwater, ϑ700k)
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Postby Kelssek » Sun Feb 16, 2025 12:19 pm

Champions League 2nd qualifying round
Beian Bats (YZH) 2-2 Kirkenes
Kirkenes 2-1 Beian Bats (4-3 agg.)


Champions League 3rd qualifying round
Tihon (CMT) 1-2 Kirkenes
Kirkenes 1-0 Tihon (3-1 agg.)

Océanic 2-1 Hellinic Rouge (PAS)
Hellinic Rouge 1-2 Océanic (2-4 agg.)

Challengers Cup 3rd qualifying round
Wanda Island (AFT) 2-2 Shearwater
Shearwater 3-0 Wanda Island (5-2 agg.)


Matchweek 1
Torbay Thunder 2–1 Coquitlam United
Challengers Cup 4th qualifying round leg 1
Phoenix Utd (TFS) 1-0 Shearwater

Novonaya 2–3 Kirkenes
Star of Confederation 0–1 Saint-Rémy
Kingstown Athletic 1–1 Les Castors
St. David Wanderers 0–3 Passerine
Burnaby 0–0 Océanic
Mazinaw Vanorian 0–3 Shearwater
Outineau 3–1 Saint-Richard
Latrobe Athletic 1–0 Hamiltonian
Clayquot City 2–3 Strathcona Intls


Matchweek 2
Torbay Thunder 1–1 Novonaya
Champions League playoff round leg 1
Mukladrue (GEE) 1-1 Kirkenes
Océanic 3-2 Cazadores (AUD)
Challengers Cup 4th qualifying round leg 2
Shearwater 0-1 Phoenix Utd (0-2 agg.)

Coquitlam United 0–3 Strathcona Intls
Hamiltonian 0–2 Clayquot City
Saint-Richard 2–2 Latrobe Athletic
Shearwater 0–3 Outineau
Océanic 0–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
Passerine 0–0 Burnaby
Les Castors 1–1 St. David Wanderers
Saint-Rémy 0–1 Kingstown Athletic
Kirkenes 1–0 Star of Confederation


Matchweek 3
Outineau 2–0 Océanic
Champions League playoff round leg 2
Kirkenes 0-1 Mukladrue (1-2 agg.)
Cazadores 2-3 Océanic (aet; 4-6 agg.)

Latrobe Athletic 1–2 Shearwater
Clayquot City 3–5 Saint-Richard
Strathcona Intls 2–2 Hamiltonian
Novonaya 2–3 Coquitlam United
Star of Confederation 0–2 Torbay Thunder
Kingstown Athletic 1–1 Kirkenes
St. David Wanderers 1–4 Saint-Rémy
Burnaby 6–2 Les Castors
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–1 Passerine


Matchweek 4
Passerine 1–3 Outineau
Challengers Cup playoff round leg 1
Garden City (FVA) 0-2 Kirkenes

Les Castors 1–2 Mazinaw Vanorian
Saint-Rémy 0–0 Burnaby
Kirkenes 2–0 St. David Wanderers
Coquitlam United 0–0 Hamiltonian
Saint-Richard 0–1 Strathcona Intls
Shearwater 0–0 Clayquot City
Océanic 2–2 Latrobe Athletic
Torbay Thunder 1–2 Kingstown Athletic
Novonaya 1–0 Star of Confederation


Matchweek 5
Star of Confederation 0–3 Coquitlam United
Challengers Cup playoff round leg 2
Kirkenes 0-0 Garden City (2-0 agg.)

Kingstown Athletic 2–3 Novonaya
St. David Wanderers 1–1 Torbay Thunder
Burnaby 0–0 Kirkenes
Mazinaw Vanorian 3–3 Saint-Rémy
Outineau 6–1 Les Castors
Latrobe Athletic 6–1 Passerine
Clayquot City 1–1 Océanic
Strathcona Intls 2–1 Shearwater
Hamiltonian 4–0 Saint-Richard


Matchweek 6
Les Castors 3–7 Latrobe Athletic
Saint-Rémy 1–1 Outineau
Coquitlam United 0–2 Saint-Richard
Shearwater 3–2 Hamiltonian
Océanic 2–1 Strathcona Intls
Passerine 1–3 Clayquot City
Kirkenes 3–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
Torbay Thunder 4–1 Burnaby
Novonaya 2–3 St. David Wanderers
Star of Confederation 0–2 Kingstown Athletic


Matchweek 7
Burnaby 3–1 Novonaya
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–3 Torbay Thunder
Outineau 0–1 Kirkenes
Latrobe Athletic 1–1 Saint-Rémy
Clayquot City 1–2 Les Castors
Strathcona Intls 1–2 Passerine
Hamiltonian 0–2 Océanic
Kingstown Athletic 0–5 Coquitlam United
St. David Wanderers 0–2 Star of Confederation
Saint-Richard 1–0 Shearwater


Matchweek 8
Saint-Rémy 2–1 Clayquot City
Champions League group stage MD1
C | Chromatik (CMT) 2-0 Océanic
D | Myana (CMT) 1-1 Outineau
G | Burnaby 2-1 Städeli (TAX)
Challengers Cup group stage MD1
A | Latrobe 0-2 Olympia (EFL)
B | Kirkenes 4-3 Eolorent (AUP)
K | Pruxxé (DOU) 3-1 Hamiltonian

Kirkenes 2–3 Latrobe Athletic
Torbay Thunder 2–0 Outineau
Novonaya 1–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
Star of Confederation 2–0 Burnaby
Coquitlam United 5–1 Shearwater
Océanic 3–1 Saint-Richard
Passerine 3–2 Hamiltonian
Les Castors 2–3 Strathcona Intls
Kingstown Athletic 1–0 St. David Wanderers


Matchweek 9
St. David Wanderers 1–2 Coquitlam United
Champions League group stage MD2
C | Océanic 3-1 Lakewood Utd (TMB)
D | Outineau 2-3 Soldarian (VAL)
G | Sporting Iturributa (ASG) 0-3 Burnaby
Challengers Cup group stage MD2
A | Jaglan Royals (SRS) 1-0 Latrobe
B | Crossroads (CMT) 2-0 Kirkenes
K | Hamiltonian 3-2 Lanar (CMT)

Burnaby 2–0 Kingstown Athletic
Mazinaw Vanorian 4–1 Star of Confederation
Outineau 2–2 Novonaya
Latrobe Athletic 1–1 Torbay Thunder
Clayquot City 0–0 Kirkenes
Strathcona Intls 3–0 Saint-Rémy
Hamiltonian 4–1 Les Castors
Saint-Richard 0–5 Passerine
Shearwater 0–4 Océanic


Matchweek 10
Star of Confederation 0–4 Outineau
Kingstown Athletic 1–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
St. David Wanderers 2–1 Burnaby
Coquitlam United 3–7 Océanic
Passerine 1–1 Shearwater
Les Castors 2–3 Saint-Richard
Saint-Rémy 4–1 Hamiltonian
Kirkenes 3–0 Strathcona Intls
Torbay Thunder 0–1 Clayquot City
Novonaya 2–1 Latrobe Athletic


Matchweek 11
Burnaby 1–1 Coquitlam United
Champions League group stage MD3
C | Taqwaa (TMZ) 0-1 Océanic
D | Outineau 2-1 Istria City (BNJ)
G | St. John’s Arsenal (QUE) 0-1 Burnaby
Challengers Cup group stage MD3
A | Kummaboule (GEE) 0-1 Latrobe
B | Kirkenes 0-2 Chornyy Volodymyrivka (ENE)
K | Serrapince (TMB) 2-1 Hamiltonian

Mazinaw Vanorian 1–2 St. David Wanderers
Outineau 1–0 Kingstown Athletic
Latrobe Athletic 3–1 Star of Confederation
Clayquot City 3–2 Novonaya
Strathcona Intls 3–3 Torbay Thunder
Hamiltonian 1–3 Kirkenes
Saint-Richard 0–2 Saint-Rémy
Shearwater 1–0 Les Castors
Océanic 3–0 Passerine


Matchweek 12
Coquitlam United 1–3 Passerine
Les Castors 0–3 Océanic
Saint-Rémy 1–0 Shearwater
Kirkenes 4–1 Saint-Richard
Torbay Thunder 1–1 Hamiltonian
Novonaya 1–2 Strathcona Intls
Star of Confederation 3–2 Clayquot City
Kingstown Athletic 1–2 Latrobe Athletic
St. David Wanderers 1–2 Outineau
Burnaby 2–0 Mazinaw Vanorian


Matchweek 13
Strathcona Intls 1–0 Star of Confederation
Champions League group stage MD4
C | Océanic 0-1 Taqwaa (TMZ)
D | Istria City (BNJ) 0-1 Outineau
G | Burnaby 3-4 St. John’s Arsenal (QUE)
Challengers Cup group stage MD4
A | Latrobe 1-2 Kummaboule (GEE)
B | Chornyy Volodymyrivka (ENE) 1-1 Kirkenes
K | Hamiltonian 4-1 Serrapince (TMB)

Hamiltonian 2–1 Novonaya
Saint-Richard 1–1 Torbay Thunder
Shearwater 5–2 Kirkenes
Mazinaw Vanorian 3–0 Coquitlam United
Outineau 1–0 Burnaby
Latrobe Athletic 5–0 St. David Wanderers
Clayquot City 3–0 Kingstown Athletic
Océanic 1–0 Saint-Rémy
Passerine 2–1 Les Castors


Matchweek 14
Star of Confederation 1–0 Hamiltonian
Champions League group stage MD5
C | Lakewood Utd (TMB) 0-3 Océanic
D | Soldarian (VAL) 2-3 Outineau
G | Burnaby 3-1 Sporting Iturributa (ASG)
Challengers Cup group stage MD2

A | Latrobe 1-0 Jaglan Royals (SRS)
B | Kirkenes 0-2 Crossroads (CMT)
K | Lanar (CMT) 2-0 Hamiltonian[/floatright]
Kingstown Athletic 0–1 Strathcona Intls
St. David Wanderers 0–1 Clayquot City
Coquitlam United 1–2 Les Castors
Saint-Rémy 0–1 Passerine
Kirkenes 1–0 Océanic
Torbay Thunder 1–1 Shearwater
Novonaya 0–3 Saint-Richard
Burnaby 2–0 Latrobe Athletic
Mazinaw Vanorian 0–2 Outineau


Matchweek 15
Océanic 4–1 Torbay Thunder
Champions League group stage MD6
C | Chromatik (CMT) 2-0 Océanic
D | Myana (CMT) 1-1 Outineau
G | Burnaby 2-1 Städeli (TAX)
Challengers Cup group stage MD6
A | Olympia (EFL) 2-2 Latrobe
B | Eolorent (AUP) 1-3 Kirkenes
K | Hamiltonian 1-3 Pruxxé (DOU)

Passerine 1–4 Kirkenes
Les Castors 0–1 Saint-Rémy
Outineau 1–1 Coquitlam United
Latrobe Athletic 1–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
Clayquot City 0–5 Burnaby
Strathcona Intls 4–2 St. David Wanderers
Hamiltonian 1–1 Kingstown Athletic
Saint-Richard 2–2 Star of Confederation
Shearwater 1–2 Novonaya


Matchweek 16
Coquitlam United 1–3 Saint-Rémy
Cup Winners’ Cup first round leg 1
The Pulse (ARL) 2-4 Kingstown Ath

Kirkenes 6–0 Les Castors
Torbay Thunder 1–3 Passerine
Novonaya 1–3 Océanic
Star of Confederation 1–1 Shearwater
Kingstown Athletic 0–2 Saint-Richard
St. David Wanderers 2–4 Hamiltonian
Burnaby 1–1 Strathcona Intls
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–1 Clayquot City
Outineau 5–2 Latrobe Athletic


Matchweek 17
Océanic 3–1 Star of Confederation
Cup Winners’ Cup first round leg 2
Kingstown Ath 4-1 The Pulse (8-3 agg.)

Passerine 2–2 Novonaya
Latrobe Athletic 3–2 Coquitlam United
Clayquot City 3–0 Outineau
Strathcona Intls 2–2 Mazinaw Vanorian
Hamiltonian 1–0 Burnaby
Saint-Richard 2–0 St. David Wanderers
Shearwater 2–1 Kingstown Athletic
Les Castors 2–4 Torbay Thunder
Saint-Rémy 0–1 Kirkenes


Coupe des Patriotes third round
Holders Kingstown Athletic have fallen at the first hurdle to a goal from János rue Belois which puts CF Saint-Richard through. Bouncing back from a disastrous Saturday in Clayquot, Jason Yuanjunsson Ren was the player of the match as the right-back orchestrated CF Outineau’s dominant 3-0 victory against Océanic CF, probably the highest-profile match of the round. A Kirkenes derby was also on offer which went much as expected although Kirkenes needed to bring on the big guns to overcome a dogged resistance from the local underdogs, striking twice after 85 minutes to the consternation of their hosts at Portedowns Park.

Ealesgreen United 1–2 New Scarborough
Franche-Contamine 2–2 Sitka Valley (2–2 AET) (3–2 pen.)
White Rose 2–2 Wynleth Flyers (2–3 AET)
Cradithurgen 0–1 Sudbury Rangers
Fretscray FC 0–1 Racing Mistwygn
Canyon Bar 0–3 Port City
Novonaya 3–0 Colwynian Vale
Red Stars 2–4 Mazinaw Vanorian
Inisír Valley 0–4 Strathcona Intls
Pembina City 0–2 Torbay Thunder
Valeartha 0–3 Clayquot City
Kisloups 0–3 Bramerleigh Bulldogs
AS Lac-Abitargnais 1–3 St. David Wanderers
Rythwick Tartan 1–1 Arlingsdale City (1–3 AET)
Union Lachaîne 1–2 Kawarthas District
Lancaster Hill 1–0 Keeleford County
CF Saint-Richard 1–0 Kingstown Athletic
Les Castors 1–2 Latrobe Athletic
Saintsport Heath 4–1 Watermeet
Ayushirda 1–4 Coquitlam United
Parracuttis 1–2 CS Saint-Rémy
Rivière-Neigeuse 1–4 Burnaby SC
Delta Sorthern 3–0 Breton Pacifica
CF Outineau 3–0 Langlois Océanic
Stade Montagnards 1–2 ASC Arvika
Châteaufroid 1–3 Association Ariddienne
Stade Laneux 0–0 Miramichi Lakers (1–0 AET)
Passerine 1–3 Kirkenes FC
CF Mirabelle 2–2 Star of Confederation (2–2 AET) (5–6 pen.)
Gagliano Mariners 1–1 Vinterhagen (1–1 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Shearwater 3–0 Sunrise Coast
AS Grands-Sources 1–3 Hamiltonian Cambria


Matchweek 18
Novonaya 1–3 Les Castors
Star of Confederation 1–0 Passerine
Kingstown Athletic 1–7 Océanic
Coquitlam United 0–4 Kirkenes
Torbay Thunder 1–5 Saint-Rémy
St. David Wanderers 0–3 Shearwater
Burnaby 1–0 Saint-Richard
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–3 Hamiltonian
Outineau 3–1 Strathcona Intls
Latrobe Athletic 2–2 Clayquot City


Matchweek 19
Clayquot City 1–2 Coquitlam United
Strathcona Intls 2–1 Latrobe Athletic
Hamiltonian 1–0 Outineau
Saint-Richard 0–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Shearwater 0–1 Burnaby
Océanic 1–2 St. David Wanderers
Passerine 7–1 Kingstown Athletic
Les Castors 1–4 Star of Confederation
Saint-Rémy 3–1 Novonaya
Kirkenes 2–2 Torbay Thunder


It’s been a mix of good and bad in the two years since Yob Yeyeh Aan arrived in Kirkenes as the league’s record transfer – mostly injury and criticism as the trophies didn’t immediately stack up at Exhibition Place. But this could be the year, this time, as the season so far has seen the Kirkenes striker in fine form to push the Red Firm up the table and on top at the halfway mark, with 13 league goals and 20 in all competitions – which wasn’t quite enough to get through in the Challengers Cup as Kirkenes looked particularly unconvincing on their foreign travels.

Langlois Oceanic and CF Outineau are just behind, hoping to take advantage of any slip-up. Oceanic have enjoyed some big wins over outclassed opposition, but the crucial difference at this stage was letting in a late Dong Yichun goal that turned a creditable road performance in Kirkenes into a loss. After starting the season well CF Outineau’s form is taking a mid-season dip, and finding a way to lose to Hamiltonian means they’ve fallen off with one win in their last four league matches. They need to get back on track quickly to stay in the title race.

Down in the dumps, relatively, is Burnaby SC who look far from likely to defend their title. Many of their players are looking to have some kind of World Cup hangover, or fatigue; Titan Pogbacar has missed some significant time, supposedly having played through injury in the tournament. They’ve looked a shadow of the team they were last year especially in key matches against the main contenders Kirkenes, Outineau, and Océanic.

On the up are Strathcona Internationals as Blake McDonagh’s outfit have been clinical in taking their chances all season, pushing themselves into Champions League contention. Edward Maddison has helped bring it all together for a team that’s long had more talent than cohesion. Continuing the story of big signings making a desired impact, Terence de Landa has been instrumental to the elevation of a CS Saint-Rémy team who are similarly hoping this will be a year to break upwards from the mid-table pack.

Torbay were top of the league after matchweek 8 thanks in part to a memorable 4-1 romp against Burnaby followed by a 2-0 win against Outineau. But gravity soon asserted itself and the energy and drive they’d mustered against the big clubs wasn’t there against the likes of Passerine or Hamiltonian. By the time Niall Duff had fluffed the ball into his own net to hand CS St-Rémy a 5-0 lead in front of their home fans at Armidale Plain, it was clear this was not going to be their year to win the league.

Coquitlam United were comprehensively beaten on MD13, costing Rachel Schroeder her job after five years. Yet the winner of that match was only going to earn a reprieve, as Ren Fang’s job at Mazinaw Vanorian is hardly more secure. Memories are short and it’s the dire league position now, with others pointing to how narrow and marginal many of the results leading to it were. Narrow losses to the teams they’re fighting with in the relegation zone aren’t all that convincing however, and he’s on the verge of being the next casualty.

                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Kirkenes 19 13 4 2 43 16 +27 43 -
2 Océanic 19 12 4 3 46 17 +29 40 -
3 Outineau 19 12 3 4 39 18 +21 39 -
4 Strathcona Intls 19 11 4 4 36 27 +9 37 -
5 Saint-Rémy 19 10 4 5 31 18 +13 34 -
6 Latrobe Athletic 19 9 5 5 44 31 +13 32 -
7 Burnaby 19 8 6 5 26 15 +11 30 -
8 Passerine 19 9 3 7 37 32 +5 30
9 Torbay Thunder 19 6 8 5 32 31 +1 26
10 Clayquot City 19 7 5 7 30 29 +1 26
11 Hamiltonian 19 7 4 8 29 28 +1 25
12 Shearwater 19 7 4 8 25 28 −3 25
13 Saint-Richard 19 7 3 9 26 34 −8 24
14 Coquitlam United 19 6 3 10 31 39 −8 21
15 Star of Confederation 19 6 2 11 19 31 −12 20
16 Mazinaw Vanorian 19 5 4 10 21 30 −9 19
17 Novonaya 19 5 3 11 28 40 −12 18
18 Kingstown Athletic 19 5 3 11 16 39 −23 18 -
19 St. David Wanderers 19 4 2 13 18 42 −24 14 -
20 Les Castors 19 3 2 14 25 57 −32 11 -

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Matchweek 20
Kirkenes 4–0 Novonaya
Cup Winners’ Cup round of 16 leg 1
Kingstown Ath 2-0 Avidë (PAS)

Saint-Rémy 4–1 Star of Confederation
Les Castors 1–1 Kingstown Athletic
Passerine 2–2 St. David Wanderers
Océanic 0–2 Burnaby
Shearwater 3–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Saint-Richard 1–2 Outineau
Coquitlam United 1–2 Torbay Thunder
Hamiltonian 2–0 Latrobe Athletic
Strathcona Intls 3–3 Clayquot City


Matchweek 21
Kingstown Athletic 0–6 Saint-Rémy
Cup Winners’ Cup round of 16 leg 2
Avidë 1-0 Kingstown Ath (1-2 agg.)

Strathcona Intls 4–1 Coquitlam United
Clayquot City 2–3 Hamiltonian
Star of Confederation 0–3 Kirkenes
Novonaya 1–1 Torbay Thunder
Latrobe Athletic 2–0 Saint-Richard
Outineau 2–1 Shearwater
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–3 Océanic
Burnaby 1–0 Passerine
St. David Wanderers 2–2 Les Castors


Coupe des Patriotes fourth round
Double is ON!! Kirkenes beats Outineau on penalties in thrilling 4th round showdown

Lancaster Hill 3–3 CF Saint-Richard (3–5 AET)
Clayquot City 2–1 Bramerleigh Bulldogs
Gagliano Mariners 0–4 CS Saint-Rémy
Torbay Thunder 1–0 Hamiltonian Cambria
Arlingsdale City 2–3 Coquitlam United
Burnaby SC 2–0 Kawarthas District
Sudbury Rangers 0–3 Mazinaw Vanorian
Strathcona Intls 1–0 Delta Sorthern
Association Ariddienne 1–1 Port City (2–1 AET)
Star of Confederation 0–3 Latrobe Athletic
Stade Laneux 0–2 St. David Wanderers
Novonaya 2–0 New Scarborough
Shearwater 0–2 Saintsport Heath
Racing Mistwygn 0–0 ASC Arvika (0–1 AET)
CF Outineau 2–2 Kirkenes FC (2–2 AET) (2–4 pen.)
Wynleth Flyers 3–1 Franche-Contamine


Matchweek 22
Les Castors 1–6 Burnaby
Passerine 1–3 Mazinaw Vanorian
Océanic 0–1 Outineau
Shearwater 2–2 Latrobe Athletic
Coquitlam United 1–2 Novonaya
Torbay Thunder 0–1 Star of Confederation
Kirkenes 4–2 Kingstown Athletic
Saint-Rémy 3–0 St. David Wanderers
Saint-Richard 0–2 Clayquot City
Hamiltonian 1–1 Strathcona Intls


Matchweek 23
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–1 Les Castors
Associations Trophy round of 32 leg 1
YEMSC (YAK) 1-0 Kirkenes

Burnaby 1–1 Saint-Rémy
St. David Wanderers 1–5 Kirkenes
Kingstown Athletic 1–3 Torbay Thunder
Star of Confederation 2–3 Novonaya
Hamiltonian 2–1 Coquitlam United
Strathcona Intls 2–2 Saint-Richard
Clayquot City 3–2 Shearwater
Latrobe Athletic 1–1 Océanic
Outineau 1–0 Passerine

Matchweek 24
Saint-Richard 0–0 Hamiltonian
Associations Trophy round of 32 leg 2
Kirkenes 1-2 YEMSC (1-3 agg.)

Coquitlam United 0–1 Star of Confederation
Novonaya 1–1 Kingstown Athletic
Torbay Thunder 1–0 St. David Wanderers
Kirkenes 1–3 Burnaby
Saint-Rémy 0–2 Mazinaw Vanorian
Les Castors 0–2 Outineau
Passerine 0–2 Latrobe Athletic
Océanic 2–1 Clayquot City
Shearwater 0–3 Strathcona Intls


Matchweek 25
Outineau 2–1 Saint-Rémy
Coupe des Patriotes 5th round
Wynleth Flyers 1–2 Latrobe Athletic
Novonaya 3–0 Coquitlam United
Clayquot City 1–3 Burnaby SC
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–1 Strathcona Intls (1–1 AET) (3–4 pen.)
Kirkenes FC 6–1 CS Saint-Rémy
Saintsport Heath 1–3 CF Saint-Richard
Torbay Thunder 1–0 St. David Wanderers
ASC Arvika 0–3 Association Ariddienne

Mazinaw Vanorian 1–4 Kirkenes
Burnaby 1–0 Torbay Thunder
St. David Wanderers 0–3 Novonaya
Saint-Richard 2–3 Coquitlam United
Hamiltonian 2–3 Shearwater
Strathcona Intls 4–4 Océanic
Clayquot City 1–1 Passerine
Latrobe Athletic 3–1 Les Castors
Kingstown Athletic 0–2 Star of Confederation


Matchweek 26
Novonaya 0–0 Burnaby
Champions League round of 16 leg 1
Raynor City Utd (VAL) 2-3 CF Outineau
Soldarian (VAL) 0-0 Océanic
Aminey (KOR) 2-1 Burnaby

Torbay Thunder 1–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Kirkenes 1–0 Outineau
Saint-Rémy 3–0 Latrobe Athletic
Les Castors 1–2 Clayquot City
Passerine 0–2 Strathcona Intls
Océanic 0–1 Hamiltonian
Shearwater 3–0 Saint-Richard
Coquitlam United 4–1 Kingstown Athletic
Star of Confederation 0–1 St. David Wanderers


Matchweek 27
Burnaby 3–2 Star of Confederation
Champions League round of 16 leg 2
CF Outineau 2-2 Raynor City Utd (a.e.t., 5-4 agg.)
Océanic 2-2 Soldarian (aet, 2-2 agg., 4-3 p)
Burnaby 0-1 Aminey (1-3 agg.)

St. David Wanderers 0–1 Kingstown Athletic
Shearwater 0–2 Coquitlam United
Saint-Richard 2–1 Océanic
Hamiltonian 3–2 Passerine
Strathcona Intls 0–0 Les Castors
Clayquot City 1–0 Saint-Rémy
Latrobe Athletic 2–2 Kirkenes
Outineau 1–2 Torbay Thunder
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–0 Novonaya


Matchweek 28
Star of Confederation 1–2 Mazinaw Vanorian
Cup Winners’ Cup quarterfinals leg 1
Kingstown Ath 2-3 CA Paulinthal (PAS)

Novonaya 1–4 Outineau
Torbay Thunder 2–4 Latrobe Athletic
Kirkenes 3–3 Clayquot City
Saint-Rémy 3–1 Strathcona Intls
Les Castors 1–4 Hamiltonian
Coquitlam United 5–0 St. David Wanderers
Kingstown Athletic 1–5 Burnaby
Passerine 1–2 Saint-Richard
Océanic 4–1 Shearwater


Matchweek 29
Hamiltonian 2–1 Saint-Rémy
Cup Winners’ Cup quarterfinals leg 2
CA Paulinthal 2-2 Kingstown Ath (5-4 agg.)

Strathcona Intls 3–2 Kirkenes
Clayquot City 0–0 Torbay Thunder
Latrobe Athletic 3–0 Novonaya
Outineau 2–0 Star of Confederation
Mazinaw Vanorian 0–0 Kingstown Athletic
Burnaby 4–1 St. David Wanderers
Océanic 2–1 Coquitlam United
Shearwater 3–0 Passerine
Saint-Richard 6–1 Les Castors


Matchweek 30
Les Castors 0–1 Shearwater
Passerine 1–2 Océanic
Coquitlam United 1–0 Burnaby
St. David Wanderers 1–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Kingstown Athletic 2–1 Outineau
Star of Confederation 3–2 Latrobe Athletic
Novonaya 2–2 Clayquot City
Torbay Thunder 1–2 Strathcona Intls
Kirkenes 0–1 Hamiltonian
Saint-Rémy 0–0 Saint-Richard


Matchweek 31
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–3 Burnaby
Coupe des Patriotes quarterfinals
Association Ariddienne 2–1 Novonaya
Torbay Thunder 3–3 Latrobe Athletic (3–4 AET)
Strathcona Intls 2–0 CF Saint-Richard
Burnaby SC 3–0 Kirkenes FC

Outineau 3–0 St. David Wanderers
Passerine 1–1 Coquitlam United
Océanic 5–2 Les Castors
Shearwater 1–1 Saint-Rémy
Saint-Richard 0–1 Kirkenes
Hamiltonian 1–2 Torbay Thunder
Strathcona Intls 1–1 Novonaya
Clayquot City 0–1 Star of Confederation
Latrobe Athletic 3–1 Kingstown Athletic


Matchweek 32
Kingstown Athletic 1–0 Clayquot City
Champions League quarterfinals leg 1
CF Outineau 1-1 Sivolvia Central (SRS)
Aminey CS (KOR) 0-0 Océanic

Star of Confederation 0–4 Strathcona Intls
Novonaya 3–1 Hamiltonian
Torbay Thunder 2–2 Saint-Richard
Kirkenes 0–0 Shearwater
Saint-Rémy 1–0 Océanic
Coquitlam United 0–2 Mazinaw Vanorian
Burnaby 1–0 Outineau
St. David Wanderers 2–4 Latrobe Athletic
Les Castors 2–4 Passerine


Matchweek 33
Hamiltonian 1–0 Star of Confederation
Champions League quarterfinals leg 2
Sivolvia Central 3-0 CF Outineau (4-1 agg.)
Océanic 3-3 Aminey CS (a.e.t., 3-3 agg., 2-4 p)

Les Castors 2–0 Coquitlam United
Passerine 1–2 Saint-Rémy
Océanic 3–2 Kirkenes
Shearwater 4–0 Torbay Thunder
Saint-Richard 1–1 Novonaya
Strathcona Intls 0–1 Kingstown Athletic
Clayquot City 1–0 St. David Wanderers
Latrobe Athletic 1–0 Burnaby
Outineau 3–1 Mazinaw Vanorian


Matchweek 34
Coquitlam United 2–2 Outineau
Mazinaw Vanorian 0–3 Latrobe Athletic
Burnaby 2–1 Clayquot City
St. David Wanderers 1–4 Strathcona Intls
Kingstown Athletic 0–2 Hamiltonian
Star of Confederation 1–4 Saint-Richard
Novonaya 1–2 Shearwater
Torbay Thunder 0–1 Océanic
Kirkenes 3–2 Passerine
Saint-Rémy 2–1 Les Castors


Matchweek 35
Océanic 3–2 Novonaya
Shearwater 1–1 Star of Confederation
Saint-Richard 0–0 Kingstown Athletic
Saint-Rémy 0–2 Coquitlam United
Les Castors 1–5 Kirkenes
Passerine 2–0 Torbay Thunder
Hamiltonian 2–0 St. David Wanderers
Strathcona Intls 0–4 Burnaby
Clayquot City 2–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
Latrobe Athletic 1–3 Outineau


Matchweek 36
Coquitlam United 1–2 Latrobe Athletic
Coupe des Patriotes semifinals
Latrobe Athletic 1–1 Association Ariddienne (3–2 AET)
Strathcona Intls 3–3 Burnaby SC (3–3 AET) (7–6 pen.)

Outineau 2–4 Clayquot City
Star of Confederation 6–1 Océanic
Novonaya 2–0 Passerine
Torbay Thunder 3–1 Les Castors
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–2 Strathcona Intls
Burnaby 1–1 Hamiltonian
St. David Wanderers 0–3 Saint-Richard
Kingstown Athletic 1–3 Shearwater
Kirkenes 2–2 Saint-Rémy


Matchweek 37
Saint-Rémy 6–1 Torbay Thunder
Les Castors 2–1 Novonaya
Passerine 1–1 Star of Confederation
Océanic 2–0 Kingstown Athletic
Kirkenes 6–0 Coquitlam United
Shearwater 3–0 St. David Wanderers
Saint-Richard 1–2 Burnaby
Hamiltonian 5–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
Strathcona Intls 1–2 Outineau
Clayquot City 1–1 Latrobe Athletic


Matchweek 38
Kirkenes FC clinched their sixth Kelssek Championship title and Yob Yeyeh Aan added two more to his incredible goalscoring record breaking season to establish the mark at 36 goals. Dong Yichun and Aurora Merelu added two more to ensure the hosts never had a chance. With the Red Firm fully confident of getting at least the one point they needed on the final day, about seven thousand fans made the trip from Kirkenes, packing out the small city with roaring drunkenness all weekend. At least Torbay Tourism is happy.

It wasn’t the smoothest path to the title, with a stumble in the last two months with successive losses against Strathcona and Hamiltonian letting Outineau clamber back on top for a couple of weeks. But the Rouge-et-bleu took a stumble of their own, falling to a resurgent Burnaby SC, and then with the chance to open a gap at the top, instead fell apart at home in a loss to Clayquot which let Kirkenes retake the advantage. They were heading for a draw against Strathcona that would’ve finished the title race, but Rémy Niemi was not to be denied and netted a last-gasp winner to keep a glimmer of hope on the final day.

Outineau needed a win to have any chance of clinching the title, but it all started to go wrong when Hamiltonian’s Jaden Kasanga opened the scoring after 4 minutes. Tobert Usher struggled to cope with Cambria’s speed and link-up play down the flank and it was a second yellow card after yet another foul on Danijel Pintarić and/or Cory Fisher that saw the Outineau captain heading to the showers after 50 minutes of play. Amid rumours of transfer interest abroad it’d be a horrible way for his time at the club to end, but sport is cruel sometimes. Hamiltonian were chasing the chance of a second wonderful year in the IFCF places, but despite the win they missed out on goal difference.

Coquitlam United 0–2 Clayquot City
Latrobe Athletic 1–1 Strathcona Intls
Outineau 0–2 Hamiltonian
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–0 Saint-Richard
Burnaby 3–1 Shearwater
St. David Wanderers 1–2 Océanic
Kingstown Athletic 0–2 Passerine
Star of Confederation 3–1 Les Castors
Novonaya 0–2 Saint-Rémy
Torbay Thunder 1–4 Kirkenes


                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Kirkenes 38 24 8 6 95 41 +54 80
2 Outineau 38 24 4 10 72 39 +33 76
3 Burnaby 38 22 9 7 68 30 +38 75
4 Océanic 38 23 6 9 82 47 +35 75
5 Saint-Rémy 38 20 8 10 69 36 +33 68
6 Strathcona Intls 38 19 11 8 74 55 +19 68
7 Latrobe Athletic 38 19 10 9 81 56 +25 67
8 Hamiltonian 38 20 7 11 65 45 +20 67
9 Clayquot City 38 15 11 12 61 53 +8 56
10 Shearwater 38 16 8 14 59 54 +5 56
11 Torbay Thunder 38 12 12 14 54 65 −11 48
12 Saint-Richard 38 12 9 17 52 60 −8 45
13 Passerine 38 12 7 19 58 65 −7 43
14 Star of Confederation 38 13 4 21 45 64 −19 43
15 Mazinaw Vanorian 38 12 7 19 44 63 −19 43
16 Coquitlam United 38 12 5 21 57 72 −15 41
17 Novonaya 38 10 9 19 52 71 −19 39
18 Kingstown Athletic 38 9 7 22 30 78 −48 34 -
19 St. David Wanderers 38 5 5 28 30 91 −61 20 -
20 Les Castors 38 5 5 28 46 109 −63 20 -

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KELSSEK FOOTBALL LEAGUE CHAMPIONS
SEASON 81 / 200-201 F.E.


Team of the Season
GK: Megan Woodwell (Burnaby)
DF: Alexis Tuskie (Kirkenes)
DF: Zétény Szatmári (Burnaby)
DF: Lourence Hupe (Outineau)
DF: Yvonne Lawson (Saint-Rémy)
MF: Aurora Merelu (Kirkenes)
MF: Dong Yichun (Kirkenes)
MF: Wendy Thomas (Kirkenes)
FW: Lina Gården (Strathcona)
FW: Corinne Bourquette (Saint-Rémy)
FW: Yob Yeyeh Aan (Kirkenes)

GK: Jenas Maraipu (Kirkenes)
DF: Kweon Hyeok-Joon (Kirkenes)
DF: Matyas Hayek (Strathcona)
MF: Kaiden Pépin (Kirkenes)
MF: Vangelis Anagnakis (Burnaby)
FW: Edward Maddison (Strathcona)
FW: Louise Efimov-Tremblay (Océanic)

Player of the Year: Yob Yeyeh Aan (Kirkenes)
Nominees: Wendy Thomas (Kirkenes), Zétény Szatmári (Burnaby), Kaiden Pépin (Kirkenes)

Young Player of the Year: Novio Agregado (Strathcona)
Nominees: Dong Yichun (Kirkenes), Oskari Perry (Océanic), Gunnar Biltz (Hamiltonian)

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   National                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 Union Lachaîne 42 22 11 9 67 44 +23 77 -
2 ASC Arvika 42 20 13 9 63 49 +14 73 -
3 Saintsport Heath 42 20 11 11 81 54 +27 71 -
4 Wynleth Flyers 42 21 6 15 72 59 +13 69 -
5 Wickham Warriors 42 20 8 14 64 55 +9 68 -
6 West Haligonia Spartan 42 19 10 13 52 52 0 67 -
7 Kawarthas District 42 19 9 14 61 47 +14 66
8 Stade Laneux 42 18 10 14 65 50 +15 64
9 Association Ariddienne 42 17 12 13 56 46 +10 63
10 NGSA 42 18 8 16 64 55 +9 62
11 Colwynian Vale 42 17 11 14 62 56 +6 62
12 Sitka Valley 42 15 13 14 56 56 0 58
13 Port City 42 15 9 18 55 60 −5 54
14 Red Stars 42 14 11 17 51 56 −5 53
15 Gagliano Mariners 42 14 11 17 56 62 −6 53
16 CF Mirabelle 42 13 12 17 50 61 −11 51
17 Rivière-Neigeuse 42 10 17 15 43 53 −10 47
18 Pembina City 42 13 8 21 40 54 −14 47
19 Lancaster Hill 42 12 9 21 48 64 −16 45 -
20 Sunrise Coast 42 12 9 21 43 72 −29 45 -
21 Sudbury Rangers 42 11 8 23 49 70 −21 41 -
22 Natanel Royals 42 8 12 22 47 70 −23 36 -

Playoff semifinals
Saintsport Heath 2–2 West Haligonia Spartan (3–2 AET)
Wynleth Flyers 4–1 Wickham Warriors
Playoff final
Saintsport Heath 3–0 Wynleth Flyers

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   Association North       Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Ealesgreen United 30 17 7 6 47 31 +16 58 -
2 Jeunesse Lunaire 30 17 4 9 47 35 +12 55 -
3 Bramerleigh Bulldogs 30 15 6 9 45 35 +10 51 -
4 Vinterhagen 30 13 11 6 47 28 +19 50 -
5 Racing Mistwygn 30 14 8 8 39 32 +7 50 -
6 Franche-Contamine 30 13 10 7 45 32 +13 49
7 New Scarborough 30 14 4 12 45 47 −2 46
8 Fretscray FC 30 12 9 9 50 37 +13 45
9 AS Lac-Abitargnais 30 11 8 11 39 42 −3 41
10 AS Grands-Sources 30 11 6 13 35 36 −1 39
11 Hawthorn Elms 30 10 8 12 34 34 0 38
12 St. Kildera FC 30 10 6 14 37 45 −8 36
13 Cradithurgen 30 9 4 17 31 47 −16 31
14 Keeleford County 30 6 12 12 28 38 −10 30
15 Cache-Crambery 30 6 7 17 29 44 −15 25
16 Rythwick Tartan 30 4 6 20 29 64 −35 18

Association South Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Inisír Valley 30 17 5 8 54 34 +20 56 -
2 Parracuttis 30 17 5 8 46 30 +16 56 -
3 Delta Sorthern 30 15 6 9 56 40 +16 51 -
4 Ayushirda 30 14 9 7 50 37 +13 51 -
5 Breton Pacifica 30 14 5 11 46 42 +4 47 -
6 Arlingsdale City 30 13 7 10 45 35 +10 46
7 Châteaufroid 30 13 6 11 42 33 +9 45
8 Neíra Alavaria 30 13 6 11 41 44 −3 45
9 Watermeet 30 12 6 12 36 40 −4 42
10 Miramichi Lakers 30 11 7 12 36 37 −1 40
11 Valeartha 30 9 10 11 40 42 −2 37
12 Kisloups 30 9 7 14 37 53 −16 34
13 Kananzawai 30 8 9 13 32 39 −7 33
14 White Rose 30 9 6 15 34 50 −16 33
15 Stade Montagnards 30 5 12 13 36 50 −14 27
16 Canyon Bar 30 5 6 19 39 64 −25 21

North semifinals
Jeunesse Lunaire 1–0 Racing Mistwygn
Bramerleigh Bulldogs 0–2 Vinterhagen
South semifinals
Parracuttis 1–1 Breton Pacifica (1–1 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Delta Sorthern 0–1 Ayushirda
North final
Parracuttis 1–1 Ayushirda (2–2 AET) (4–3 pen.)
South final
Jeunesse Lunaire 0–1 Vinterhagen

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Third round
Ealesgreen United 1–2 New Scarborough
Franche-Contamine 2–2 Sitka Valley (2–2 AET) (3–2 pen.)
White Rose 2–2 Wynleth Flyers (2–3 AET)
Cradithurgen 0–1 Sudbury Rangers
Fretscray FC 0–1 Racing Mistwygn
Canyon Bar 0–3 Port City
Novonaya 3–0 Colwynian Vale
Red Stars 2–4 Mazinaw Vanorian
Inisír Valley 0–4 Strathcona Intls
Pembina City 0–2 Torbay Thunder
Valeartha 0–3 Clayquot City
Kisloups 0–3 Bramerleigh Bulldogs
AS Lac-Abitargnais 1–3 St. David Wanderers
Rythwick Tartan 1–1 Arlingsdale City (1–3 AET)
Union Lachaîne 1–2 Kawarthas District
Lancaster Hill 1–0 Keeleford County
CF Saint-Richard 1–0 Kingstown Athletic
Les Castors 1–2 Latrobe Athletic
Saintsport Heath 4–1 Watermeet
Ayushirda 1–4 Coquitlam United
Parracuttis 1–2 CS Saint-Rémy
Rivière-Neigeuse 1–4 Burnaby SC
Delta Sorthern 3–0 Breton Pacifica
CF Outineau 3–0 Langlois Océanic
Stade Montagnards 1–2 ASC Arvika
Châteaufroid 1–3 Association Ariddienne
Stade Laneux 0–0 Miramichi Lakers (1–0 AET)
Passerine 1–3 Kirkenes FC
CF Mirabelle 2–2 Star of Confederation (2–2 AET) (5–6 pen.)
Gagliano Mariners 1–1 Vinterhagen (1–1 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Shearwater 3–0 Sunrise Coast
AS Grands-Sources 1–3 Hamiltonian Cambria

Fourth round
Lancaster Hill 3–3 CF Saint-Richard (3–5 AET)
Clayquot City 2–1 Bramerleigh Bulldogs
Gagliano Mariners 0–4 CS Saint-Rémy
Torbay Thunder 1–0 Hamiltonian Cambria
Arlingsdale City 2–3 Coquitlam United
Burnaby SC 2–0 Kawarthas District
Sudbury Rangers 0–3 Mazinaw Vanorian
Strathcona Intls 1–0 Delta Sorthern
Association Ariddienne 1–1 Port City (2–1 AET)
Star of Confederation 0–3 Latrobe Athletic
Stade Laneux 0–2 St. David Wanderers
Novonaya 2–0 New Scarborough
Shearwater 0–2 Saintsport Heath
Racing Mistwygn 0–0 ASC Arvika (0–1 AET)
CF Outineau 2–2 Kirkenes FC (2–2 AET) (2–4 pen.)
Wynleth Flyers 3–1 Franche-Contamine

Fifth round
Wynleth Flyers 1–2 Latrobe Athletic
Novonaya 3–0 Coquitlam United
Clayquot City 1–3 Burnaby SC
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–1 Strathcona Intls (1–1 AET) (3–4 pen.)
Kirkenes FC 6–1 CS Saint-Rémy
Saintsport Heath 1–3 CF Saint-Richard
Torbay Thunder 1–0 St. David Wanderers
ASC Arvika 0–3 Association Ariddienne

Quarterfinals
Association Ariddienne 2–1 Novonaya
Torbay Thunder 3–3 Latrobe Athletic (3–4 AET)
Strathcona Intls 2–0 CF Saint-Richard
Burnaby SC 3–0 Kirkenes FC

Semifinals
Latrobe Athletic 1–1 Association Ariddienne (3–2 AET)
Strathcona Intls 3–3 Burnaby SC (3–3 AET) (7–6 pen.)

30th Coupe des Patriotes final - Bowreach, Vickery
The Globalists got off to a frantic start, and dominated the match for nine minutes. Then came a sucker punch of a counter-attack that saw Caspian Garberg get onto the end of a long ball and smack it past Ellen Underwood with Latrobe’s first foray into the Strathcona half. That seemed to rock the Globalists mentally and they never really got back into the match as Latrobe found their feet and asserted their possession game. Other than Novio Agregado rattling the crossbar from a free kick at 64 minutes Strathcona barely made an impression after that, and it was almost with resignation when Kieran McCurdy finally got the second goal for Latrobe late in the match to put it beyond reach. That makes it four Patriotes Cups in seven years for Latrobe, and they tie the record for overall wins with five.

Strathcona Intls 0
Ellen Underwood, Stuart Markov, Kim Bo-Ram, Rosephine Thistle, Matyas Hayek (Geoff Prouse 63’),
Simeon Rutvica (Joseph Kranz 63’), Stéphanie Wang, Novio Agregado (Luka Vodeničarski 80’), Ashton McCulloch (Tyoasi Klipark 76’), Edward Maddison, Lina Gården (Lily Witte 80’)
Latrobe Athletic 2 – Garberg (9’), McCurdy (82’)
Alison Troczynski, Karon Murell, Sasha Stepanov, Brendan Crawford, Crispin Fremont,
Tessa Locke, Neil Ferry (Jordan Mansbridge 77’), Kieran McCurdy, Anke Waechter [c] (Marten Solomonson 73’), Senad Tkalcic (Akhil Neviud 67’), Caspian Garberg (Ariana Coulter 77’)

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SEASON 35 / 201-202 F.E.


Northeast               Pld   W   D   L    F    A   GD  Pts
Neorvins Wolves 73 47 11 15 270 178 92 105 Q1
Olympique Langlois 73 46 8 19 273 190 83 100 Q2
Kirkenes Dragons 73 44 12 17 237 176 61 100 Q3
Internationale 73 42 14 17 234 177 57 98 Q4
CS Val d'Argent 73 40 18 15 238 177 61 98 Q5
Clayquot Partisans 73 39 16 18 229 173 56 94 Q7
Faucons de Saint-Rémy 73 39 16 18 222 159 63 94 q13
Redswyth Union 73 41 8 24 226 181 45 90 q14
Wynleth Gaels 73 37 16 20 221 186 35 90 q15
Colwyn Thunder 73 34 15 24 232 194 38 83 q16
Red Star Clayquot 73 36 9 28 225 202 23 81 q17
Beaujoire 73 32 10 31 208 202 6 74 q19
Kirkenes Rangers 73 24 17 32 203 214 -11 65
Kingsharbour Royals 73 28 7 38 227 229 -2 63
Cantons-de-l'Ouest 73 23 12 38 190 227 -37 58
Chevalles de Champjaune 73 20 13 40 193 241 -48 53
Pingouins de Lescure 73 18 13 42 183 246 -63 49
Kardinia Cats 73 14 12 47 155 255 -100 40
Torbay Storm 73 11 10 52 153 276 -123 32

Southwest Pld W D L F A GD Pts
CH Outineau 73 44 9 20 228 175 53 97 Q6
Ad Astra 73 38 16 19 228 169 59 92 Q8
Breton Emeralds 73 37 16 20 224 181 43 90 Q9
Vickery Vikings 73 39 9 25 237 211 26 87 Q10
Burnaby Ravens 73 38 11 24 241 209 32 87 Q11
Dartmoor Armada 73 38 8 27 220 197 23 84 Q12
Mazinaw Knights 73 33 14 26 234 219 15 80 q18
Novanaya Rangers 73 30 13 30 217 213 4 73 q20
Olympique Laneux 73 28 15 30 211 229 -18 71
Alavarian 73 28 12 33 204 221 -17 68
Dinamo Lupinissia 73 24 16 33 188 207 -19 64
Kalista Renegades 73 24 13 36 176 204 -28 61
AS Dieppe 73 20 19 34 171 226 -55 59
Escadron de Dorval 73 22 13 38 191 226 -35 57
Natanel Rangers 73 20 13 40 190 246 -56 53
Anciens-Baillages 73 16 18 39 182 254 -72 50
Crystal Mountains 73 17 14 42 179 229 -50 48
Grand Falls Haligonian 73 15 17 41 203 262 -59 47
Pembina Thistle 73 10 19 44 159 241 -82 39

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KHL PREMIERS
201-02 FE

146th Desjardins Cup
First round
Saint-Remy  2-0  Novanaya Rangers
Redswyth Union 2-1 Beaujoire
Wynleth 1-2 Mazinaw
Colwyn 1-2 Red Star

Second round
Neorvins  4-1  Mazinaw
Ad Astra 2-4 Breton
Val d'Argent 4-3 Dartmoor
Internationale 4-3 Saint-Remy
CH Outineau 4-3 Burnaby
Kirkenes Dragons 4-0 Redswyth
Cqt Partisans 4-3 Vickery
Olym Langlois 4-1 Red Star Cqt

Quarterfinals
Neorvins  4-3  Breton
Val d'Argent 1-4 Internationale
CH Outineau 4-2 Kirkenes Dragons
Cqt Partisans 2-4 Olym Langlois

Semifinals
Neorvins  4-2  Internationale
CH Outineau 3-4 Olym Langlois

Final
Neorvins Wolves  4-3  Olmypique Langlois

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146th DESJARDINS CUP WINNERS
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SEASON 53 / 202 F.E.


                         Pld    W   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 CA Langlois 38 28 9 359 305 +54 57
2 Kirkenes Jets 38 28 10 333 276 +57 56
3 Lakeland Storm 38 26 10 364 293 +71 54
4 Redswyth Marlins 38 24 11 351 298 +53 51
5 Kraken d'Outineau 38 25 12 339 295 +44 51
6 Latrobe Dolphins 38 24 12 335 271 +64 50
7 Neorvins Sharks 38 20 15 320 294 +26 43
8 Clayquot Neptunes 38 20 17 306 325 −19 41
9 Kirkenes Blues 38 19 17 322 309 +13 40
10 Burnaby Thunderbirds 38 19 18 326 304 +22 39
11 Breton Mooseheads 38 18 17 324 308 +16 39
12 Daudard-des-Oiseaux 38 19 19 321 319 +2 38
13 Mazinaw Hydra 38 15 19 301 317 −16 34
14 Dynamo Lupinissia 38 16 21 292 306 −14 33
15 Natanel SC 38 15 23 299 314 −15 30
16 Vickery Tsunami 38 11 24 283 341 −58 25
17 AC Novonaya 38 11 26 290 327 −37 23
18 Fjordlands 38 11 26 263 346 −83 23
19 Laneux Natation 1874 38 11 27 283 347 −64 22
20 Colywn Aquatics 38 5 32 260 376 −116 11

Qualifying finals
CA Langlois 1-2 Redswyth Marlins 5-10 11-8 6-7
Kirkenes Jets 1-2 Lakeland Storm 5-10 6-5 7-9
Preliminary finals
Kraken d'Outineau 0-2 Clayquot Neptunes 10-9* 4-8
Latrobe Dolphins 1-2 Neorvins Sharks 10-7 6-9 8-9
Elimination finals
CA Langlois 2-0 Clayquot Neptunes 9-7 9-7
Kirkenes Jets 2-1 Neorvins Sharks 6-5* 7-9 6-5
Semifinals
Redswyth Marlins 2-1 Kirkenes Jets 4-8 10-9 11-9
Lakeland Storm 2-0 CA Langlois 10-8 9-8
Grand final
Redswyth Marlins 2-1 Lakeland Storm 8-9 8-7 15-8


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WATER POLO PREMIER LEAGUE WINNERS
202 F.E.
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SEASON 35 / 201-202 F.E.


                            Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA   PD   Pts 
1 Latrobe Athletic 32 28 2 2 1217 572 +645 116
2 Wynleth Cambria 32 24 0 8 1363 801 +562 96
3 Burnaby Lions 32 24 0 8 1143 712 +431 96
4 Nordiques 32 23 0 9 1281 732 +549 92
5 Vickery 32 22 2 8 1146 841 +305 92
6 Kirkenes Crusaders 32 21 0 11 1097 785 +312 84
7 Mazinaw Stallions 32 19 0 13 1142 730 +412 76
8 Bretonnia 32 17 0 15 1067 836 +231 68
9 Rotor Novonaya 32 17 0 15 965 891 +74 68
10 Hamilton Highlanders 32 17 0 15 1023 950 +73 68
11 Redswyth Rebels 32 13 0 19 910 1106 −196 52
12 Alouettes de Champjaune 32 13 0 19 913 1143 −230 52
13 Neorvins Armada 32 12 0 20 936 1023 −87 48
14 Union Laneux 32 7 0 25 705 1431 −726 28
15 NGSA Ulyanof 32 6 0 26 643 1302 −659 24
16 Wenedere 32 6 0 26 545 1394 −849 24
17 Clayquot Reds 32 1 0 31 672 1519 −847 4


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RUBGY SUPERLEAGUE WINNERS
201-02 F.E.
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SEASON 82 / 201-202 FE


Vincent Kocacs [GK], age 31 (KSK)
Andy Kinness* [LB], age 23 (KSK)
Yeros Mrudrick [CB], age 27 (KSK)
Sonya Lau* [CB], age 30 (KSK)
Niall Kelly [RB], age 26 (KSK)
Brayden Wearthirby [CM], age 28 (KSK) C
Rumann Ó Somacháin* [CM/AM], age 22 (KSK)
Elain Nikic [RM], age 26 (KSK)
Benjamin Loo [LM], age 31 (KSK)
Delphine Therrien [AM], age 23 (KSK)
Jessica Derrie [ST], age 24 (KSK)

Julius Schwartz [GK], age 32 (KSK)
Eero Magill [LB], age 19 (KSK)
Rose Cheah [CB], age 23 (KSK)
Gabriela Hartzell [CB/RB], age 19 (KSK)
Brienne Desgagnés [DM], age 27 (KSK)
Talia Yang [CM], age 21 (KSK)
Rosalie Wynn [CM], age 30 (KSK)
Aidan White [RW], age 30 (KSK)
Callie Beck [LW/CF], age 25 (KSK)
Romy Davies [CF], age 26 (KSK)
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All Sports Club of Arvika
Home ground: Community Stadium (34,700)
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Rivals: NGSA Ulyanof
Honours: Kelssek Championship (1): 49
Kelssek National (1): 72; runners-up: 64, 69, 74, 81
Fanzines: North Star
Manager: Davis Quintin (age 53), Asst. manger: Kathy Eowins (age 43), Coaches: Issac Lafrenière (age 39)

Based in Surono's provincial capital 350 km from the northern polar circle, ASC are the northernmost professional club in the country and are back at the top after seven years in the second division. Getting here has been a trial, with upheavals upon "course corrections", but that acrimonious process which eventually saw former player Davis Quintin come into the job last year has borne fruit and pushed the club back up the ladder. In the last few years, few newly promoted sides have managed to stay up and Arvika's odds are no better. They've added some top flight experience with Sonya Lau in defence, who will be keen to step into a leading role after a career as a depth player at Outineau. One player to watch is Rumann Ó Somacháin, an exciting young midfielder who was a key part of their promotion push, to the chagrin of the Wynleth Flyers, who let him go for nothing having considered him not good enough.

Last season: 2nd (Nat)
Players in: Sonya Lau (CF Outineau, 200k), Delpine Therrien (Océanic, loan)
Players out: none

Megan Woodwell [GK], age 30 (KSK)
Amelia Clark [LB/RB], age 24 (KSK)
Ingrid Lambert [CB], age 36 (KSK) C
Zétény Szatmári* [CB], age 28 (PAS)
Drake Lokombo-Ssekitoleko [RB], age 20 (BNJ/QUE)
Agapeto Licea [CM/DM], age 25 (KSK/FFD)
Titan Pogbacar* [CM], age 24 (KSK)
Rory Joseph [RM], age 32 (KSK)
Vangelis Anagnakis* [CAM], age 30 (DEL)
Meredith Nishiyaki [LW/RW], age 28 (KSK)
Xek Sunsaber [ST], age 26 (CEN)

Eamon Mac Dùbhghlas [GK], age 27 (KSK)
Melissa Gaudreault [CB], age 30 (KSK)
Fredrick Kalmikov [CB], age 25 (KSK)
Phillip Johnson [RB], age 31 (KSK)
Gudmund Stolzman [DM], age 21 (PIS)
Trant Pætterson [DM], age 19 (KSK)
Alexis Garrison [AM/CM], age 23 (KSK)
Shaun Bradwell [CM], age 30 (KSK)
Aleksandra Sundberg [CM], age 21 (VAL)
Helios Roy [AM], age 37 (AUD)
Fabián Casias [AM], age 18 (TER)
Treszka Kovách [A/MC], age 19 (PAS)
Yara MacEachinn [RM], age 25 (KSK)
Ariane Hirji [RW], age 22 (KSK)
Zakaria Nordin [LW], age 21 (VAL)
Marius Leonīds [LW], age 18 (CRN)
Nicole Gillam [LM/CM], age 29 (KSK)
Ketsia Ventura [AM/CF], age 27 (KSK)
Emily Bradwell [ST], age 23 (KSK)
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Burnaby Sport Club
Home ground: Stadium Konueira (60,200)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★★ / Training facilities ★★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★★
Main rivals: Coquitlam United, Kirkenes FC
Honours: Kelssek Championship (17): 4, 13, 16, 25, 29, 44, 47, 48, 50, 52, 54, 58, 64, 65, 68, 74, 80; runners-up: 56, 63, 67, 76
Coupe des Patriotes (3): 14, 23, 27; finalists: 8, 11, 24, 29
Fanzines: Altitude Sickness, Two O'Clock Gun, Blue Patch Boys
Notable ex-players: Phillip Lozic, Thamior Liadon, Bernard Despatie, Maiev Feidhlim, Kari Zücker, Pierre Vasseur, Nacuémiró Buené, Andreas Bjerk, Ikra Yonte, Oliver Crossley, Deni Cowler, Olaf Haabjörn, Minerva Emond
Manager: Ryan Potter, age 62, Asst. manager: Adrian Tremblay-Fillon, age 46, First team coaches: Judith Sturgess, age 54; Bailey Sellwood, age 41

History and records – The most league titles, the country’s biggest name in soccer, the most productive youth academy, but notably no IFCF trophies.

Finding their feet late in the season was just not enough to overcome a poor start to the season, with Xek Sunsaber’s poor form and Rory Joseph’s failing pace a key talking point as they struggled to find goals. Storming to the finish means Champions League football and a positive mood in the close season, and a conviction that everything will be better this year. This team is still a key contender, and it seems more a case of finding the depth of talent like youngsters Aleksandra Sundberg and Alexis Garrison, who are both highly anticipated as the next big things for this team. They're contributors who've looked promising off the bench this past season, and who the club is leaning on to take that step up this year. New signing Zakaria Nordin also arrives advertised as ready to slot right into the rotation and inject some pace and dynamism into the front six.

Last five seasons: 3rd, 1st, 4th, 3rd + Cup winner, 4th
Players in: Drake Lokombo-Ssekitoleko (Lakewood Utd, undisclosed), Zakaria Nordin (Club ESF, ϑ1m/$3.6m), Ariane Hirji (Kingstown, ϑ570k)
Players out: Shawn Bradwell (Clayquot, ϑ250k), Brodee Rorck (St. David, loan), Damien Neusa (Union Lachaîne, loan)

Oliver Crossley [GK], age 35 (TKT)
Charlotte Schöner [LB], age 26 (CMT)
Charles Favre [CB], age 27 (KSK)
Georgia Cloutier [CB], age 25 (KSK)
Mathias Hertzog* [RB/CB], age 21 (PAS)
Karl Kagawa [CM], age 33 (KSK) C
Patrick Phelps [CM], age 28 (KSK)
Joseph Kranz [CAM], age 31 (STL)
Emre Massinen* [AM/CF], age 26 (KSK)
Cecil Maruscak* [CF], age 29 (ZEN)
Kylia Vukcevic [ST], age 26 (KSK)

Hakon Campeau [GK], age 23 (KSK)
Kaelyn Ianokis [LB/RB], age 32 (KSK)
Alex Llewellyn [LWB], age 25 (SYL)
Ciaran Black [LB], age 34 (KSK)
Milan Okumura [CB], age 27 (KSK)
Anthony Na [CB], age 32 (KSK)
Loisé Camserhe [D C], age 35 (KSK)
Artem Baldov [RB], age 34 (KSK)
Inga-Lisa Jansson [RM], age 34 (NRH)
Ciyle McKinnon [DM/CM], age 20 (KSK)
Shaun Bradwell [CM], age 30 (KSK)
Jamie Phaneuf [LM], age 23 (KSK)
Jason Dumoulin [LM], age 25 (KSK)
Rosalie Bourke [RW], age 32 (KSK)
Billie Valls [RW], age 29 (CNR)
Rachel Vanson [ST], age 28 (CDG)
Toby Roswell [CF], age 21 (KSK)
Michael Sveyn [GK], age 37 (KRY)
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Clayquot City Football Club
Home ground: Kanard Park (32,600)
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Honours: Kelssek Championship (2): 10, 26; runners-up: 53
Coupe des Patriotes (2): 10, 11; runners-up: 16
Notable former players: Seamus Wylten, Victor Clinton, Fabio Coimbra, Raizen Saikyomono, Joanna Rigby
Fanzine: Gold Star Republic
Manager: Laurel Tinker-Witt [ZWZ]; Asst. manager: Odveig Wheeler [STL], age 47; Coaches: Alessandro Bella [SVG], age 37

History and records. A long track record where they’re usually in the top half but no better has bred a strange mix of frustrated ambition and fatalism. Under Tinker-Witt they’ve settled on tight defensive organization and a counter-attacking style.

It was a year to remember as Clayquot reached the first knockout round of the Challengers Cup, and also saw their hopes of sustaining a place in the upper part of the table crash to earth. Lacking a cutting edge they’ve turned to Zenic’s Cecil Maruscak to provide it in the club’s big transfer buy, believing this was just a blip. Perhaps the strains of travel impacted their league form, as it often does for clubs who don’t quite have the squad to compete on both international and domestic fronts. If so, they could well bounce back into contention this year.

Last 5 seasons: 11th, 5th, 7th, 8th
Players in: Charlotte Schöner, ϑ0.5m/$1.4m), Shawn Bradwell (Burnaby), Ciyle MacKinnon (youth)
Players out: Michael Sveyn (contract expiry)
Trìona Mercer [GK], age 27 (KSK)
Leïla Desharnais [LB], age 23 (KSK)
Abel Manuko [CB], age 25 (CRN)
Mikko Violette* [CB], age 32 (KSK)
Suzanne Pilote [RB], age 24 (PTR)
Mary Cailbhin [DM], age 27 (KSK)
Fyodor Dsyuba* [OM], age 29 (SVJ)
Fang Chenguang* [RW], age 30 (CMT) C
Ngakan Ketut Juli Arka [LM], age 31 (UMS)
Annamay Hunter [AM/CF], age 22 (KSK)
Andraž Koprivc [ST], age 21 (MYT)

Graham Notley [GK], age 22 (KSK)
Brecc Ó Dubhartaigh [LB/RB], age 21 (KSK)
Janet Avila [CB], age 26 (KSK)
Elli Tinkler [CB], age 23 (KSK)
Maude-Louise Welsh [RB], age 29 (KSK)
Mark Sullivan [DM], age 22 (KSK)
Carl Gaudreault [CM], age 31 (KSK)
Artem Paterson [CM], age 25 (KSK)
Petra Ayres [LM], age 22 (TKT)
Callie Ong [RM], age 27 (KSK)
Marc Lundberg [RW/LW], age 21 (KSK)
Siobhan Creed [AM/CF], age 20 (KSK)
Tara Measley [CF], age 26 (KSK)
Michael Djenkzo [CF], age 18 (INS)
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Coquitlam United Football Club
Home ground: Maillardville Park (20,300)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Main rivals: Burnaby SC
Honours: Kelssek Championship (1): 28; runners-up: 51, 52, 66
Patriotes Cup (1): 21; finalists: 14, 28
Fan media: Bear-Proof Bins, Coqued Up
Notable ex-players: Kassel Pokorný, Arjan Singh, Aldo Vocani, Dusty Clement, Obey Chidiebere, Pierre-Louis Laishram, Maelle Sarada
Manager: Cory Greenwood (age 50), Asst. manager: Ross Knanirck (age 41), Coaches: Elenydd Lemay (age 35)

Wiki article. The club of the eastern side of metropolitan Burnaby, their ambitions of matching their downtown derby rivals have long exceeded their actual ability to do so. Rachel Schroeder has them playing a counter-attacking style, currently relying on Dsyuba getting the ball deep and launching balls for a front five/six to chase.

Coquie suffered through a prolonged slump and Rachel Schroeder was unceremoniously sacked mid-season with the club lurching towards the relegation zone. Cory Greenwood came over from Saintsport, where he'd been well acquainted with getting relegated too, but he managed to steady the ship and keep his new employers in the first division. There's higher ambitions than that, however, and expectations are that this season will at least be one of rebuilding and consolidation. Dysuba is still a quality player and can be the focus for the next few years, but some future planning for how youngsters like Creed and Djenkzo are to come into the squad will have to come into the picture soon.

Last five seasons: 12th, 15th + Cup finalist, 11th, 15th, 15th
Players in: Carl Gaudreault (Sitka Valley), Siobhan Creed (youth), Michael Djenkzo (Sindvpore FC, 370k/$1m)
Players out: Destry Lefranc (retired)
Jane Townsend [GK], age 27 (KSK)
Danijel Pintarić [LB], age 21 (MYT)
Anton Zivkovic [CB], age 22 (KSK)
Lief McLaren [CB], age 23 (KSK)
Aja Achilles* [D R/M RC], age 33 (EFL) C
Gunnar Biltz [MC], age 22 (PIS)
Anni Phelps [CM], age 26 (KSK)
Cory Fisher [LM], age 25 (MYR)
Iain Moore [LM/RM], age 28 (KSK)
Sofie Mylonakis [AM/CF], age 26 (KSK)
Jaden Kasanga* [ST], age 28 (SEM)

Lex Krause [GK], age 22 (KSK)
Coleen Brightley [RB], age 28 (KSK)
Carole Dennvir [RB], age 22 (KSK)
Markus Kozar [RB/LB], age 24 (KSK)
Revan Gotte [LB], age 28 (AHR)
Ian Paquin [CB], age 28 (KSK)
Hunter Pollock [DF], age 25 (XAN)
Roibéard Ó Cuinneagáin [RM/CM], age 22 (KSK)
Rashid Habeeb [M L], age 37 (HTK)
Vance Sequin [CAM], age 28 (XAN)
Oakleigh Carpenter [CF], age 34 (EFL)
Philip Chan [ST], age 21 (CRN)
Anna Cook [ST], age 19 (SFD)
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Hamiltonian Cambria Football Club
Home ground: B.A. Johnston Field (24,700)
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Honours: Kelssek National Northern (1): 58
Rivals: Kirkenes FC
Fanzines: Dragon's Breath Mints
Notable former players: Dario Tule, Tomas Guisao, Roksana Koroleva, Anke Waechter, Mesi Klarlmas
Manager: Hannah Wilton [QUE], age 54 Asst. manager: Ashton Moore [EUR], age 42; Coaches: John Parker [KSK], age 40

Wiki article. Like its post-industrial home city, Cambria clings to its blue-collar identity as a club even as its present-day reality is globalized, cosmopolitan, and services-oriented, down to the highly foreign coaching staff. And like its city, it has ambitions of proving itself against the bigger clubs while resenting its place in the global football player supply chain as a place where up-and-coming stars come to get final assembly for a few years before being sold on to a bigger, richer team. Such as the one made up of effete big-city folk from Kirkenes. Ugh.

Qualifying to play IFCF football for the second year in a row would have been an even bigger mark of accomplishment for this club than the first time, but they missed out agonizingly on goal difference. Cambria are maybe a bit fortunate to have retained the services of two key players despite the fevered speculation about moves to the big clubs for Gunnar Biltz and Danijel Pintaric, who will only be under an even bigger spotlight this year. Gervaiso Maito's departure to Valanora's Rolalas FC will be the gap to fill, but having coped well the last few times it's happened, few think it'll be a factor now. This sets them up for another chance to push for the international tournaments, a position few would have seen them in a few years ago, and able to play in an increasingly confident, assertive way that seeks to control the match even against the top clubs.

Last five seasons: 8th, 6th, 13th, 12th, 9th
Players in: Carole Dennvir (youth), Iain Moore (Kingstown Ath, ϑ120k),
Players out: Gervaiso Maito (Rolalas, ϑ1.1m/$3m), Oskari Ross (Kirkenes, end of loan)
Jenas Maraipu [GK], age 32 (KSK/ARI)
Alexis Tuskie [LB], age 28 (SNL)
Bleke Durocher [CB], age 29 (KSK) C
Colm Lumsden [CB], age 26 (KSK)
Kweon Hyeok-Joon [RB], age 26 (QUE)
Aurora Merelu* [CDM/CAM], age 28 (SAJ)
Dong Yichun [CM], age 24 (YZH/NZG)
Kaiden Pépin* [CM/AM], age 31 (KSK)
Liljan Álfarsdottír ZHOU [RW], age 25 (YZH/GRF)
Yob Yeyeh Aan* [ST/AMC], age 27 (BNJ)
Lacina Issoumou [ST], age 29 (MYT/KET)

Aidan Dupuis [GK], age 27 (KSK)
Erica Perez [GK], age 29 (KSK)
Seosamh Mac Ceallach [LB], age 35 (KSK)
Joseph-Jean Compagnie [LB], age 22 (KSK)
Lazar Soltész [CB/RB], age 19 (PAS)
Albert Gnaybri [CB], age 27 (KSK)
Natalia Konarik [CB/LB], age 31 (KSK)
Ruaridh Ó hÓgáin [RB], age 20 (KSK)
Oskari Ross [DM], age 22 (KSK)
Sydney Pouliot [CM/LM], age 24 (KSK)
Jan Van Dijcke [LW], age 32 (CNR)
Gao Renliang [CAM], age 23 (YZH)
Peter Markov [LM/AM], age 28 (KSK)
Satria Wiradarma [RM], age 34 (PCU)
Quirino Naoise [RW], age 19 (CRN)
Evin Françine-Miklavivec [AP], age 28 (CMT)
Maelle Sarada [CF], age 30 (KSK)
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Kirkenes Football Club
Home ground: Exhibition Place (41,200)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★★ / Training ★★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★
Honours: Kelssek Championship (6): 9, 18, 37, 42, 75, 81; runners-up: 60, 70
Coupe des Patriotes (1): 19
IFCF Champions League (1): 16; runners-up: 17
IFCF Associations Trophy runners-up: 18
Vilitan Cove Invitational (1): 14
Rivals: CF Outineau, Burnaby SC, Passerine
Notable ex-players: Darach Salthill, Victor Nyquist, Bors Warwick, Quinten van der Ven, Ceferino Audiol, Hannah Devore, Bastian Wolff, Brian Kilcullen, Catheline Matthias
Fanzines: Rubber Pellets Digest, Centre of the Universe
Manager: Margerie Pax [CMT], age 61; Assistant manager: Areke Shinra [HIN], age 41; Coaches: Brad Brunelle [KSK], age 44; Cory Ferguson [KSK], age 38

History and records. The richest club in the country, the one with the most subscribing members, and genuinely trying to stop its ultras from doing fascist salutes all the time. If there’s one Kelssek club to base the bullying bad guys of sports movies on, it’s this one. Also plays at Waterfront Dome sometimes.

The pressure was really on for Kirkenes as they went all out to improve the squad and this time, their galaxy of stars managed to get it done, giving the Red Firm its sixth league title and overdue vindication especially for Margarie Pax and Yob Yeyeh Aan. The celebrations were shortly followed by the bombshell news that Wendy Thomas and Sadie Middleton had put in transfer requests just one year into their contracts, both eventually getting transfers back to Tumbra, and setting the rumour mills into overdrive. Regardless of why they so abruptly decided they wanted out, this is a serious blow to their hopes of defending the title. That said, the setback might be exaggerated and expectations should still be that Kaiden Pépin and Françine-Miklavivec will supply Aan everything needed to be up at the top come the end of the season.

Last five seasons: 1st, 4th, 2nd, 5th, 5th
Players in: Ruaridh Ó hÓgáin (youth), Gao Renliang (Lakewood Utd, undisclosed)
Players out: Sadie Middleton (undisclosed), Wendy Thomas (undisclosed), Monica Saint-Pierre (Latrobe Ath, ϑ700k)
Alison Troczynski [GK], age 30 (KSK)
Karon Murell* [LB], age 29 (MRT)
Marc Wenger [CB], age 32 (KSK)
Sasha Stepanov [CB], age 30 (CMT)
Mitchell Abraham [RB], age 21 (CRN)
Neil Ferry [CM], age 28 (KSK)
Kieran McCurdy [CM], age 28 (KSK)
Anke Waechter* [LW], age 31 (VAL) C
Senad Tkalcic [RW], age 26 (MYT)
Aidan Caoidheach [CF], age 26 (KSK)
Caspian Garberg* [AM LC/ST], age 27 (VAL)

Dominic Tessier [GK], age 22 (KSK)
Jordan Mansbridge [LB], age 24 (KSK)
Brendan Crawford [CB], age 26 (KSK)
Crispin Fremont [RB], age 32 (NPH)
Monica Saint-Pierre [RB], age 29 (KSK)
Tessa Locke [CM], age 31 (CDG/QUE)
Logane Hannigan [CM], age 26 (KSK)
BELAJ-RILAN Dar [LM], age 26 (QUS/SRS)
Kevin Joseph [AM], age 28 (KSK)
Marten Solomonson [AM C], age 30 (PIS)
Akhil Neviud [RM], age 28 (SRS)
Émîróînó Üjíkân [OM], age 36 (FFD)
Ariana Coulter [ST], age 26 (KSK)
Charlotte Boyle [LW/CF], age 20 (KSK)
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Latrobe Athletic and Football Club
Home ground: Macquarie Docklands (55,700)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Rivals: Clayquot City
Honours: Kelssek Championship (8): 2, 14, 21, 24, 34, 53, 69, 78; runners-up: 55, 64, 65, 74
Coupe des Patriotes (4): 4, 24, 26, 28, 30; runners-up: 1, 12
IFCF Champions League runners-up: 10; IFCF Challengers Cup runners-up: 6, 19
Fanzines: That's Not the Try Line, Lad Romance
Notable ex-players: Ruslan Demetriev, Aleksander Lukonov, Raïf Ducharne, Bridget Coombe
Manager: Bryce Graughan [KSK], age 45; Asst. manager: Reeve Sheehan [BRE], age 43; Coaches: Iroha Irei [HIN/KSK], age 39

History and records. Arguably better-known for its rugby team, this club gets your heart racing in their red and white, be my Docklands dream tonight...

With coach Obey Chidebere leaving to take the Kelssek national team job, Bryce Graughan stepped into some big shoes and delivered the Patriotes Cup in his first season at the club, a phenomenal result even if people murmur that Latrobe has won the Cup every other year anyway. Taking over and not missing a step isn't as simple as it seems, however, and the team certainly could do with more consistent performances in the league, where the championship has so far been a bit further out of reach than desirable. Mitchell Abraham is a useful addition that can shore up the flank and hopefully add an attacking threat down the right to supplement Waechter's reliable attacking presence on the other side.

Last five seasons: + Cup winner, 5th, 3rd + Cup winner, 1st, 3rd + Cup winner
Players in: Mitchell Abraham (West Couno Utd, undisclosed), Monica Saint-Pierre (Kirkenes, ϑ700k), Logane Hannigan (Kingstown Ath, ϑ125k),
Players out: Nicole Boudrias (retired)
Estelle Bailey [GK], age 23 (KSK)
Logane Lamoureaux [LB], age 24 (KSK)
Colin Steward [CB], age 20 (KSK)
Zhao Fan [CB], age 25 (YZH)
Raphaëlle Frégnac [RB], age 26 (KSK)
Olivia McCurdy [CB/DM], age 23 (KSK)
Ewan Vespertine* [CM], age 28 (CEN) C
Geraldine Claw [CM], age 28 (KSK)
Kuldeep Lowens* [RM], age 25 (SRS)
Teja Putra Kusuma [AM/ST], age 30 (UMS)
Cuauhtemoc Mitznahuatl* [ST], age 27 (TLA/TKT)

Slaven Bajalica [GK], age 36 (KSK/FFD)
Cole Chandler [LB/RB], age 33 (KSK)
Graeme Day [CB], age 25 (KSK)
Aerron Poyter [RB], age 20 (KSK)
Joëlle Lozina [DM], age 22 (KSK)
Mandy Longpré [CM], age 32 (KSK)
Estelle Melde [CM/AM], age 35 (KSK)
Devunn Holt [CM/RM], age 19 (KSK)
Padraig Sielski [LM], age 27 (KSK)
Sandrine McLeod [LW], age 31 (KSK)
Oliver Harris [LM], age 20 (KSK)
Rosalie Bourke [RW], age 32 (KSK)
Tyrone Daly [AM], age 27 (KSK)
Winn Twillmeyer [ST], age 20 (KSK)
Trìona Smith [CF], age 22 (KSK)
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Mazinaw Vanorian Football Club
Home ground: Crowchilds Road (18,100)
Facilities: Ground ★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Rivals: Strathcona Internationals
Honours: Patriotes Cup (1): 19; runners-up: 66
Kelssek National (1): 78; runners-up: 68; National South (1): 59
Fanzine: Tricky Trees
Notable ex-players: Tegan Earrach, Amber Docherty, Laura Adler, Pfander Oresund, Clodio Noya
Manager: Ren Fang (YZH), age 45; Assistant manager: Annabel Curtis (KSK), age 51; Coaches: Pherem Mutsuga (HIN), age 41, Osman Bennouna (KSK), age 38

Based in the high plains city of Mazinaw, they’ve stumbled through the last few years in contrast to their rivals on the other side of Conryia. This club never had any original connection to Valanora or people from there; the name reflects the long-time popularity of that country’s league and national team among fans in Kelssek in the era when football was a niche sport and “real” fans watched the Premiership live on satellite.

Ren Fang has built these players into an outfit that's been able to harness youthful energy to resilience and calm, but it's a lineup that has real holes and gaps in quality, particularly as injuries and fatigue take their toll towards the end of the season. They repeatedly struggled to finish teams off when they had them on the mat, leading to an inordinate number of points dropped in the last 15 minutes of matches. They ended the season on a dismal run of 2 wins in 11 matches, and would probably have been fighting relegation if the teams below them weren't so dramatically even worse. Accordingly they're scraping the barrel to find positives from that season, such as flashes of ability by Joëlle Lozina or the gradual improvement in fans' ability to pronounce the name of Cuauhtemoc Mitznahuatl.

Last five seasons: 15th, 13th, 12th, 1st (Nat’l), 19th
Players in: Zhao Fan (West Couno Utd, undisclosed), Raphaëlle Frégnac (Novonaya, ϑ400k)
Players out: Julius Fournier (Océanic, ϑ400k)

Mêrrlínô Sôdô [GK], age 23 (KSK/FFD)
Luke Harris [LB], age 29 (KSK)
Ross Saint-Pierre* [CB], age 28 (KSK)
Daeved Rillter [CB], age 21 (KSK)
Pauline Chupryna [RB/RM], age 33 (KSK) C
Luca Gleiss [DM], age 25 (KSK)
Jourdain Luthier* [CM], age 23 (KSK)
Cillian Mac an Fhinntain [CM], age 27 (KSK)
Alejandra Lunney [RW], age 28 (KSK)
Adon Johnson* [LM/CM], age 35 (KSK)
Christian Stipic [CF], age 26 (KSK)

Nathan Mitten [GK], age 27 (KSK)
Ryan Yaiters [LB], age 26 (KSK)
Mihai Carolus Sorinescu [CB], age 20 (NTN)
Laskin Kapotsis [CB], age 33 (KSK)
Martin Miliken [RB], age 34 (KSK)
Erinne Meldd [LB/RB], age 19 (KSK)
Scott Slater [DM], age 32 (KSK)
Sasha Corbeth [CM], age 30 (KSK)
Mary Massinen [RW], age 34 (KSK)
Jenna Wiens [RW], age 24 (KSK)
Ryan Hartzell [ST], age 23 (KSK)
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Football Club of Novonaya
Home ground: Griffin Park (39,200)
Honours: Kelssek National (1): 79 runners-up: 61
Rivals: NGSA Ulyanof
Fanzine(s): The Grand Gallop
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Notable former players: Anne-Marie Roux
Manager: Anith Kehrt [SRS], age 63, Asst. manager: Mason Blueman [KSK], age 46

Once a rising power with ambitions to qualify for IFCF, they are now riding the yo-yo between the first and second divisions. The fanbase imagines the club can do much better, the reality is they would snatch your arm off if you offered them a mid-table finish. Usually a run to the Patriotes Cup quarterfinals would be considered a bright spot for a club at this level, but managing to get giant-killed by Association Ariddienne ended that on a sour note. And after an injury-ravaged season in the league, they ended just above the relegation zone and while never really in danger, it didn't make for a positive mood at all. Ross Saint-Pierre staying healthy will be crucial to any hope of improvement this year, with defending a serious difficulty in their long stretches on the treatment table. With Sean Thompson's departure, where goals will come from is also a big question: both Ryan Hartzell and Christian Stipic have potential but are untested at this level.

Last five seasons: 17th, 15th, 1st (Nat), 19th, 6th (Nat)
Players in: Daeved Rillter (youth), Erinne Meldde (youth), Jenna Wiens (West Couno Utd, undisclosed)
Players out: Ronán Spalding (retired), Raphaëlle Frégnac (Mazinaw, ϑ400k), Sean Thompson (Star of Confederation, ϑ450k)

Mark Bhàsa [GK], age 26 (KSK)
Xelez-Matez Wek [LB], age 24 (QUS/SRS)
Leon Jones [CB], age 27 (KRY)
Sven Fuchs [CB], age 26 (STL)
Volodymyr Casiraghi [RB/LB], age 22 (KSK)
Tihomir Misita* [DM], age 27 (FFD/KSK)
Eire Saint-Pierre [CM], age 26 (KSK)
Sabazio Ragone* [RW/AM], age 27 (JUE)
Christian Lange-Parker [LM], age 29 (SNL) C
Louise Efimov-Tremblay* [CF], age 26 (KSK)
Aurora Nilsen [ST], age 27 (VAL)

Marietta Rouland [GK], age 22 (KSK)
Taylor Stasiak [LB], age 33 (KSK)
Tessa Dryden [CB/LB], age 27 (KSK)
Claudia Tolmach [RB/CB], age 21 (KSK)
Sorcha Cleeves [RB], age 28 (KSK)
Nathan Tsacheilidis [CB], age 24 (KSK)
Timo Thomsen [CB], age 33 (KSK)
Putu Satria Wibawa [CB], age 27 (PCU)
Oskari Perry [CM], age 24 (KSK)
Marcus Chatham [CM], age 25 (KSK)
Stéphanie Desharnais [RW], age 32 (KSK)
Medyson Consðntin [RM], age 20 (KSK)
Julius Fournier [RM], age 25 (KSK)
Delphine Therrien [AM], age 23 (KSK)
James Kagawa [ST], age 27 (KSK)
Laure-Marie Simon [ST], age 22 (KSK)
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Océanic club de football Langlois
Home ground: Stade des Pacifiques (40,280)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★★ / Training ★★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★
Main rivals: CF Saint-Richard, CF Outineau
Honours: Kelssek Championship (9): 5, 11, 17, 19, 30, 56, 57, 66, 77; runners-up: 49, 71
Coupe des Patriotes (2): 2, 15; runners-up: 13
Fanzines: Coach-marde!, Aux larmes salés
Notable ex-players: Kiera Weiram, Zilar Galharretborde, Tyler Hodgson, Puxjodaskar Lohánares, Jordyn Mah, Issac Lafrenière, Chevalier Bay
Manager: Brigitte Coppinger [NPH], age 52, Asst. manager: Kiera Weiram [MRN], age 47, Coaches: Jonathan Vaukhonen, age 41; Bruno Boulerice, age 37

History and records. Many dispute its claim to be the oldest football club in Kelssek, fewer dispute its history of innovation and excellence in tactical experimentation and training methods. Lange-Parker and Ragone had the threat down the flanks that stormed the league and got the team back into the championship hunt, with one hand on the trophy until a malestrom of controversy and chaos on the final day.

Coppinger might feel a bit of a victim of the expectations she herself created, with fans pointing to the title win five years ago as evidence the team is underperforming now. With a raft of new signings and a team in transition, there was a disjointed manner to the start of their season and it's only towards the end they started to show flashes of what's possible, while the development of right-back Volodymr Casiraghi has been an important factor in their late push for the final Champions League spot. Fans are hoping that with Chatham and Xelez-Mataz getting more settled in, they can enjoy more steady success on the pitch this year.

Last five seasons: 4th, 3rd, 7th, 4th, 1st
Players in: Medyson Consðntin (St. Kildera, ϑ250k), Julius Fournier (Mazinaw, ϑ400k)
Players out: Delphine Therrien (ASC Arvika, loan)
Maxime Carrieri* [GK], age 27 (KSK)
Anastasia Halvorsen [LB], age 27 (VAL)
Errol Tellier [CB], age 28 (KSK)
Lourence Hupe [CB], age 25 (KSK)
Tobert Usher* [RB], age 31 (KSK) C
Logane Nordet [DM], age 28 (KSK)
Nadina Popov [CM/DM/AM], age 27 (CMT)
Emmanuelle Authier [CM/AM], age 23 (KSK)
Chike Obident* [RW/AM], age 27 (KSK)
Rémy Niemi [ST], age 23 (KSK)
Caroline Doueihey [CF/ST], age 24 (KSK)

Julianne Salemm [GK], age 19 (KSK)
Connor Magill [CB], age 25 (KSK)
Artem Pelletier [CB], age 21 (KSK)
Jason Yuanjunsson REN [RB], age 24 (YZH/GRF)
Alain-Elric Sauvé [LB], age 30 (KSK)
Milislav Gucetic [LB/RB], age 24 (MYT)
Renée Batori [CM], age 20 (KSK)
Caio Serafim [CDM], age 17 (CRN)
Joao Peres [CM], age 26 (JUE)
Pierre van der Winkel [AM], age 33 (KSK)
Ronin Otero [CM], age 28 (QAD)
Laurie Rajic [LM], age 26 (KSK)
Boglárka Czakó [LW/RW], age 19 (PAS)
Tallin Reed [RM], age 29 (NPH)
Mint Leaf [RW/AM], age 36 (CRY)
Éric Pinard [AM], age 23 (KSK)
Phillippe Lavoie [CF], age 29 (KSK)
Sebastian Ellex-Mar [ST], age 27 (CEN)
Danielle Maradrogba [AM/F RC], age 37 (KSK)
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Club de football Outineau
Home ground: Stade Olympique (58,600)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★★ / Training ★★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★
Rivals: Kirkenes FC, Langlois Océanic, CS Saint-Rémy, CF Les Castors
Honours: Kelssek Championship (12): 12, 15, 27, 33, 41, 50, 60, 63, 67, 73, 76, 79; runners-up: 59, 75, 77, 78, 80, 81
IFCF Champions League (1): 19; runners-up: 20
Coupe des Patriotes (5): 5, 13, 16, 17, 22; runners-up: 21, 25
Ad'ihan Challenge Trophy (1): 18
Icons and legends: Jean-Phillippe Auiloquet, Ashley Douglass, Brigitte Coppinger, Adam Corvin
Notable former players: Blake McDonagh, Gabriel Lapierre, James McDonald, Loïc Maçon-Petrault, Issac Lafrenière, Jarno Ytsdan
Fan channels: Tourtière congelé, Latte-Sipping Cock Muncher TV
Manager: Romain Dupuis, age 63 Asst. manager: Jean-Marc Arndeau, age 48; Coaches: Michael Cabrallo, age 44; Fioniann Baalbaki, age 38; Laurence Malanda, age 37

History and records. One of Kelssek football’s traditional powers, they hold the record for the most Patriotes Cup wins, are one of three clubs to have won a domestic double, and one of three to have won the Champions League.

In the big scheme of things, no other club has been as reliably a contender for the Championship, but the bad news is despite finishing no lower than second for the last six years, they've only been first once, and grumbling about the team's inability to get the job done is picking up. Is the glare of the limelight a bit too bright in Outineau? Are they consistently at the top, or worried about consistently falling short? Sebastian Ellex-Mar had an indifferent season and is quickly being supplanted by Rémy Niemi, but otherwise the frustration is that everything is in place for them to be dominant, yet they repeatedly get reeled in by a rival that finds form at just the right time.

Last five seasons: 2nd, 2nd + CL finalist, 1st + CL winner, 2nd, 2nd
Players in: Anastasia Halvorsen (Mercia Bromham, undisclosed), Caio Serafim (Myrtle Beach Union, ϑ700k/$2m), Caroline Doueihey (Clyde Park, ϑ1m/$2.8m)
Players out: Sonya Lau (ASC Arvika)

Zara Ishizaki [GK], age 27 (KSK)
Stéphanie Kouam [LB], age 25 (KSK)
Aërgad Becdelièvre [CB], age 23 (GVH)
Christina Grange* [CB], age 29 (MRT) C
Jaya Hadi Gunawan [RB], age 26 (PCU)
Taium Oldauw [CM], age 31 (SRS)
Jonah Keller [CM], age 29 (SNL)
Giovanna Savogliardi* [RM/AM], age 32 (TKT)
Vanessa Weger [AM], age 31 (KSK)
Martinius Enge [AMC/ST], age 24 (VAL)
Guiseppe Allegri Gentile* [ST], age 28 (ZEN)

Nathaniel Williams [GK], age 32 (KSK)
Liam Cardinal [GK], age 18 (KSK)
Robert Gardijan [LB], age 21 (KSK)
Taras Paulkin [CB], age 23 (PYA)
Jasmine Gallagher [CB], age 22 (KSK)
Tuomas Rajic [RB/RM], age 22 (KSK)
Risteárd McGregers [MF], age 34 (EQS)
Jenessica Wright [DM], age 23 (XAN)
Guilliame Honoré [CM], age 27 (KSK)
Jordyn Okazawa [CM/AM], age 30 (KSK)
Simon Vlammenzee [LM/CM], age 26 (TKT)
Angéline Ibanez [LM], age 29 (KSK)
Sara Violette [LW], age 35 (KSK)
Oscar Doeple [RM], age 25 (KSK)
Asmaran Nyalla [CF], age 20 (KSK)
Drî Tòr [F C], age 34 (KSK/FFD)
Tim Hannes [ST], age 21 (KSK)
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Passerine Football Club
Home ground: Portedowns Park (26,400)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Rivals: Kirkenes FC
Honours: Kelssek National (3): 60, 66, 68
Fan media: Abusive Tweets
Notable ex-players: Zoé Goh-Lemaire, Ronin Otero, Agapeto Licea
Manager: Analor Avalor (KOR), age 55, Asst. manager: Brayden Welland, age 44; Coaches: Sean Clarke, age 43; Lewis Brockton, age 38

Records and history. Has fashioned itself into a football club for those who like to sip an IPA (now supplied by the Terembev conglomerate) from a plastic cup at the stadium and don't mind finishing tenth being considered an accomplishment. Fans expect a mid-table finish followed by the stadium being the site of a summertime concert calendar of electronica raves, but only the second part is really certain...

Analor Avalor has a solid and organized team with a pressing, attack-minded approach, and the team certainly looks more in command and control of matches. Giuseppe Allegri Gentile has become the source of goals and face of the attack, and Martinius Enge a vital creator in the number 10 spot. Last season however the team proved vulnerable to poor starts and having to fight their way back into matches much too often over the course of the season. While able to grab a result in the end more often than not, starting on time will be an important point for improvement, and probably more important than what many fans are muttering about in terms of the deficiencies of their midfield double pivot.

Last five seasons: 13th, 14th, 16th, 16th, 10th
Players in: Liam Cardinal (youth), Simon Vlammenzee (Bencoolen City, undisclosed)
Players out: none

Li Lindholm [GK], age 31 (VAL)
Sarafine Latendresse [LB], age 29 (KSK)
Yvonne Lawson [CB/LIB], age 30 (TMB)
Napoléon Lalande* [CB], age 25 (CMT)
Marco Santoro [RB], age 20 (CRN)
Maria Hadjipavlou [CM], age 28 (VDR)
Hazmar Roger* [AMF/CMF], age 28 (EFL) C
Terence de Landa* [AM C], age 31 (KSK)
Anastasia Cederbergh [RM/CM], age 25 (TKT)
Darwin James [LM], age 24 (CMT)
Avril Lapierre [ST], age 29 (KSK)

Ruslan Fermier [GK], age 28 (KSK)
Chrissy Larmer [RB/LB], age 28 (CDG)
Jôs Ôsgân [CB], age 27 (KSK/FFD)
Emma Lefranc [CB], age 25 (KSK)
Marilou Groulx [RB], age 24 (KSK)
Milan Linden [DM], age 31 (KSK)
René Esposito [DM/CM], age 22 (KSK)
Lydia Gomboult [CM], age 32 (MRT)
Madison Longstaff [MF], age 24 (CDG)
Carrie Boiyle [CM], age 19 (KSK)
Alain Chan [RM], age 33 (KSK)
Neil Hallett [CAM], age 23 (FVA)
Romy Métisser [CM/AM], age 23 (KSK)
Artemios Ostend [LM/LW], age 21 (KSK)
Florian Berkut [ST], age 35 (NPH)
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Club sportif de Saint-Rémy
Home ground: Stade Intersat (38,263)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Honours: Kelssek Championship (5): 8, 23, 55, 61, 62; runners-up: 57, 58, 72
Coupe des Patriotes (1): 3
Rivals: CF Outineau
Fanzine: Ceux qui mange tous les pogos, Carte-cadeaux de Dieu
Notable former players: Ian Sinclair, Brayden Custworth, Adrian Tremblay-Fillon, Greta Enger, Faragó Aranya, Aneurin Wakering, Denig Regnault, Arsène de Saintyon, Lio Turnau, Charles Linton-Arbour
Manager: Jonathan Dubois [KSK], age 49; Asst. manager: Gary Allard, age 57; Coaches: Gabriel Davies, age 42; Jérémie Chasseur-Ardenne, age 40; Cathy Hanselmann, age 38

History and records. The club of a large industrial city that fancies itself as more down-to-earth and friendly in contrast to their self-conceived stereotype of people from Outineau. Armed with a dangerously creative midfield, the project to get CSSR back into the league's elite seems to be budding as they were in with a real chance of Champions League qualification, and will be satisfied at booking passage to the main phase of the Challengers Cup with a strong league season. Jonathan Dubois has quelled the doubters for now. But has Avril Lapierre? The striker's form was good, but patchy over the course of the season and many think the attack could be really unstoppable with a more clinical finisher, and many fans question why improving that position wasn't a transfer priority when the club brought in more promising midfielders, rather than sharpening the tip of the spear.

Last five seasons: 5th, 10th, 8th, 10th, 7th
Players in: Carrie Boiyle (Jeunesse Lunaire, ϑ200k), Neil Hallett (Bavingtor, ϑ520k/$1.5m)
Players out: Corrine Bourquette (Saintsport )

Jade Houpert [GK], age 24 (KSK)
Kaley Harkness* [LB/RB], age 32 (TKT)
Wisnunanda Adi Putra [CB], age 30 (UMS)
Callie Troulos [CB], age 27 (KSK)
Aaron Dupuis [RB], age 30 (KSK) C
Timothée Boisvert [CM], age 27 (KSK)
Mathilde Boudjelal [CM], age 22 (KSK)
Alec Haruneïta [RM], age 24 (KSK)
Noah-Elliot Robins [LM], age 29 (KSK)
Hektör Sârró* [AM], age 25 (KSK/FFD)
Théo Esposito* [CF], age 29 (KSK)

André-Alexandre Wasking [GK], age 21 (KSK)
Jolie Gauvreau [LB], age 22 (KSK)
Simon-Louis Therrien [CB], age 21 (KSK)
Troy Painter [CB], age 27 (KSK)
Jérémie Gibson [CB/RB], age 20 (KSK)
Justin Gollander [RB], age 34 (KSK)
Alisse Duclair [CB/DM], age 33 (KSK)
Olivier Lee [CM], age 29 (KSK)
Gerry Walsh [CM], age 29 (KRY)
Antonina Kazankova [RM], age 27 (PYA)
Cédric Maurice [LW/RW], age 22 (KSK)
Aaron Lyybeck [AM C], age 34 (KSK)
Liùsaidh Wojcik [LW/ST], age 21 (KSK)
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Club de football Saint-Richard
Home ground: Stade Michel-Beaulieu (19,400)
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★
Honours: Kelssek Championship (1): 35
Coupe des Patriotes (1): 9
Rivals: Langlois Océanic
Fanzines: Moules frites
Manager: Maude-Louise Arsenault, age 46; Asst. manager: Kristian Mashtian, age 44; Coaches: Erin Matysiak, age 36, Bruno Silva (DRP/HIN), age 38

Les Navigateurs pride themselves on the ethos of being close to the community, and a squad primarily made up of gars t'chez nous, youth players from the local area who came up through its academy. The sentimental second-favourite club of many, whose presence in the first division and commitment to its identity confirms the romance of sport is not dead. Sandrine Lalande's departure was a big worry for a lot of fans, but the team showed they're more than a couple of star players and have been able to move forward with the next crop of young talent, with Mathilde Boudjelal and debutant Cédric Maurice already attracting attention and buzz.

Last five seasons: 12th, 8th, 13th, 16th, 11th
Players in: Olivia Mollenhauer (Port City, ϑ200k), Troy Painter (ϑ200k),
Players out: Vladimir Perunovic (retired), Janós rue Belois (retired)
Mavrik Rowland* [GK], age 31 (KSK)
James Jouppi* [LB], age 26 (KSK)
Eoin Mac Dùbhghlas [CB], age 27 (KSK)
Martín Ferrari [CB], age 33 (VLD)
Kurispin Moloses [RB], age 34 (FFD/KSK) C
Sonya Verenichnaya [CM], age 28 (PYA)
Goulwen Baudrillart [CM], age 31 (OAM)
Lojze Kokalj [LW], age 36 (STL)
Sammy Mao* [RW/CF], age 24 (KSK)
Turid Bergfalk [AM], age 32 (SRS)
Claire Glass [ST], age 29 (KSK)

Theoren Lee [GK], age 28 (KSK)
Evan Peterson [GK], age 26 (KSK)
Seamus Kennedy [LB], age 23 (KSK)
Samuel Derry [RB], age 21 (KSK)
Sarah Pritchard [CB], age 26 (KSK)
Hillary Marconi [CB], age 24 (KSK)
Julius Martineau [CM], age 26 (KSK)
Natalia Drury [CM], age 23 (KSK)
Conan Batori [RM], age 33 (KSK)
Christine van Dusen [LW/RW], age 25 (KSK)
Liam Merz [CF], age 21 (STL)
Peter Trimme [CF], age 19 (STL)
Larissa Campanella [FW], age 37 (VLD)
Sarah Levesque [ST], age 22 (CDG)
Bastian Østby [ST], age 19 (VAL)
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Shearwater Football Club
Home ground: Kingswharf (40,500)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Rivals: Port City, Langlois Océanic
Fanzines: Southwest Stand Dispatch, Yellow Brick Road
Honours: IFCF Champions League (1): 11
KFL Championship (4): 36, 40, 70, 71; runners up: 69, 73
Coupe des Patriotes (1): 21
Icons and legends: Shaheen Taleb, Karen, Damien Halliger, Loisé Camserhe, Tara Kreidel, Brion Steinno, Manda Iara, Timurdogan Yerli, Cathal Gallagher
Manager: Tzevaada Muir (MRN), age 41 Assistant manager: Hannah Devore (CDG), age 41; Coaches: Miller West (BRE), age 39, Pietro Salinas, age 39

History and records. Founded as a sports club for the personnel of a Kelssek Navy base, the club no longer has formal links to the military but does reference this history the club crest’s resemblance to a ship’s badge. Were the first Kelssek club to win the Champions League, or any IFCF/UICA trophy for that matter.

There's mixed reviews of the first season in charge for Tzevaada Muir, as the debate comes about how much of a decline they are facing from long-time stalwarts like Kurispin Moloses, Lojze Kokalj, and Goulwen Baudrillart. The attack has been consistently misfiring and over-reliant on Sammy Mao to dribble past some fools, which has been really a stumbling block against the better defences who can cope with that kind of thing. Muir needs to find solutions, and soon. Or the execs will soon think about spinning the managerial roulette wheel for the next Olaf Jurtanen.

Last five seasons: 10th, 7th, 4th, 8th, 6th
Players in: Evan Peterson (Torbay, ϑ250k), Peter Trimme (TSV Marzig, free)
Players out: none

Julian Tanner [GK], age 27 (KSK)
Ársæll Einarsson [LB/LWB], age 20 (KYP/GRF)
Nathan Tsacheilidis [CB], age 24 (KSK)
Cody Lungitt [CB], age 20 (KSK)
Julian Freyburn* [RB], age 28 (KSK)
Porter Besharah [CM/DM], age 31 (KSK)
Mathieu Lewis [CM], age 24 (KSK)
Ailbhis McGuinty [AM], age 22 (KSK)
Corrine Bourquette* [LW/CF], age 27 (KSK)
Claudia St. Andre [RM], age 24 (KOR)
Nanami Bejenari* [ST], age 27 (CMT) C

Eirnín Mac Airt [GK], age 22 (KSK)
Cillian Lafontaine [LB], age 31 (KSK)
Ariane Thomas [LB], age 30 (KSK)
Maya Shayilan [CB], age 27 (KSK)
Isabelle Guindon [CB], age 26 (KSK)
Kayevn Bredd [RB], age 23 (KSK)
Dylan Buday [CM], age 27 (KSK)
Russell Gilbert [CM], age 27 (KSK)
Stéphanie Romer [CM/RM], age 32 (KSK)
Ella Patterson [RM], age 25 (KSK)
Maxime Hywel [RM/LM], age 31 (KSK)
Nathan Wood [CM/RM], age 23 (KSK)
Susanna Mellish [CF], age 21 (TKT)
Kerry Abermein [CF], age 27 (KSK)
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Saintsport Heath Football Club
Home ground: Admiralty Terrace (11,200)
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Fanzines: Sacred Sheep
Honours: Kelssek National (3): 65, 73, 77; runners-up: 63, 71, 75, 79
Notable former players: Joni Lindegaard, Tom Sloan, Liang Wei

The pride of the rusty port city that gets between the city of Redswyth and the open ocean. Well, pride of the soccer fans at least; metropolitan Redswyth is rugby country and round balls are looked upon with suspicion and disdain. Their rise to the level of a Championship-ish club has gotten them a lot of attention and supporters in the region, especially as the Redswyth area’s younger population gets more football-curious. As the terrace chant favourite goes, how s*** are you, we’re relegated every week, how s*** are you. A definitive yo-yo club – they have gotten promoted and relegated between the first and second division for eleven straight years. Collecting Kelssek National trophies is nice I guess.

Their grandstand stretch of the season was disrupted by Cory Greenwood being hired away by Coquitlam, but despite some wobbles that saw them fall to third, Giorsal Ó Connaíl managed to keep the show mostly on the road, win the promotion playoffs, and has been confirmed as the permanent head coach (as far as that means anything in professional sport). Hoping to break their yo-yo streak in the positive direction, Corrine Bourquette's signing promises better service to Bejenari, but the fans are also excited by all the videos of Ársæll Einarsson on the overlap. If they can make this work, the relegation battle could be interesting.

Manager: Giorsal Ó Connaíl, age 47; Asst. manager: Ashah Nolan, age 45; Coaches: Melanie Fowler, age 38
Players in: Ársæll Einarsson (Tandridge Ath, ϑ220k/$600k), Corrine Bourquette (Saint-Rémy, ϑ300k)
Players out: Caleb Greening (retired)
Last five seasons: 3rd (Natl), 20th, 2nd (Natl), 18th, 1st (Natl)
Ross Soderling [GK], age 33 (KSK)
Valentin Féret* [RB], age 25 (CMT)
Ross Vetrone [CB], age 33 (KSK)
Remigio Suescun [CB], age 27 (KSK/FFD)
Rhys Remillard [LB], age 26 (KSK)
Bryan Cairns [DM], age 26 (KSK)
Girolamo Alcides [CM], age 37 (MRC) C
Lena Whalen [RCM], age 30 (DAR)
Oskari Yamamoto* [LM], age 28 (KSK)
Sean Thompson* [AM/ST], age 28 (KSK)
Musa Dugalić [ST], age 22 (MYT)

Robert Breacher [GK], age 26 (KSK)
Almarc deu Rostraire [RB], age 21 (AUP)
Esteban Flores [RB/CB], age 26 (QUE)
Peter Calbert [CB], age 26 (KSK)
Viktor Fløtre [CB], age 19 (VAL)
Callie Powell [CM], age 29 (KSK)
Torres Chung [LM/CM], age 23 (KSK)
Irfan Hakemi [CM/AM], age 35 (KSK)
Aengus Gosling [LM], age 24 (KSK)
John Polito [ST], age 32 (KSK)
Cateline Droullin [ST], age 20 (GVN)
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Star of Confederation
Home ground: The Domain (22,565)
Honours: Kelssek National runners-up: 66
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Fanzine(s): Das Kapital
Manager: Nigella Daywell, age 51 Asst. manager: Teadgh Brewer, age 39; Coaches: Ross Knanirck, age 40, Madison Garneau, age 38

The club from the federal capital Neorvins was humming along for decades in the lower divisions until about 15 years ago when it overhauled its staff and built a technocratic approach to “high performance” and scouting, based more on sports management textbooks than hard won experience slogging through muddy pitches among the concrete towers of the suburbs like REAL football clubs for the PEOPLE.

Having a year to adjust to a change in coaching and tactics, SoC are seeking to build upward momentum from a season that might be described as "tolerable". Oskari Yamamoto established himself as an important player for the team last year following his high-profile (by SoC's standards) signing, but many others are question marks and have a lot to prove to the relatively-new bench boss. On that note, mixed reviews of Nigella Daywell's first season in charge, which seems to be a sideways move so far, but a jump into the top half would be a realistic expectation that would inspire more confidence on the terraces, regardless of how the data crunchers in the executive box are assessing things (the analytics chief said something along the lines of the team's last season as "within the margin of proper ability").

Last five seasons: 14th, 16th, 14th, 9th, 12th
Players in: Esteban Flores (Lhor, ϑ660k/$1.5m), Aengus Gosling (Wickham, ϑ250k), Sean Thompson (Novonaya, ϑ500k)
Players out: Yves Hassler (end of loan)

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Postby Kelssek » Sun Apr 27, 2025 11:08 am

Ellen Underwood [GK], age 31 (KSK)
Stuart Markov [LB], age 27 (KSK)
KIM Bo-Ram [CB], age 26 (CMT)
Rosephine Thistle [CB], age 26 (QAD)
Matyas Hayek* [RB], age 31 (STL) C
Simeon Rutvica [DM/CM], age 24 (KSK)
Luka Vodeničarski [CM], age 21 (MYT)
Maram Tatsinan [CM], age 25 (SRS)
Priidik Bulut [RM/RW], age 22 (SRS)
Novio Agregado* [AM], age 23 (KSK/FFD)
Lina Gården* [AMR/ST], age 27 (VAL)

Tyler Anderson [GK], age 25 (KSK)
Willow Hunter [LB], age 22 (KSK)
Trifonas Tolakis [CB], age 37 (VDR)
Heldon White [CB], age 25 (KSK)
Yves Hassler [CB], age 23 (KSK)
Olivier Sansouci [CB], age 22 (KSK)
Geoff Prouse [RB], age 27 (KSK)
Jason Franke [RB/RM], age 28 (KSK)
Stéphanie Wang [CM], age 28 (KSK)
Kite Rocastle [CM/AM], age 35 (NPH)
Ashton McCulloch [LM], age 27 (KSK)
Carthi Oskar [LM], age 33 (NPH)
Fínán Ó Muireartaigh [RW], age 20 (KSK)
Joseph Kranz [CAM], age 31 (STL)
Preston Treadwell [ST], age 37 (CDG)
Tyoasi Klipark [ST], age 34 (VIL)
Jeanne Gautier [ST], age 24 (SNL)
Lily Witte [CF], age 26 (KSK)
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Strathcona Internationals Football Club
Home ground: Bowreach (34,900)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Rivals: Mazinaw Vanorian, NGSA
Honours: Kelssek Championship (2): 59, 72; runners-up: 68
Patriotes Cup (1): 12; Runners-up: 7, 16, 26, 30
Vilitan Cove Invitational (1): 11/KFL66; Runners-up: 12
Kelssek National South (1): 53
Notable former players: Bratislav Rukavina, Bryan Hartpoach, Laurel Tinker-Witt, Lynne Crossley
Manager: Blake McDonagh, age 50; Asst. manager: Tenmu Tsu'umutapoa (HIN), age 40; Coaches: Carrie Buchanan, age 36; Nicolas Michel, age 35
Fanzines: To the Ends of the Earth, Mosh Pit of the Bourgeoisie

History and records. Based in Vickery, the capital of Conryia, the club was founded by a group of expatriate workers, and took the name of the industrial quarter south of central Vickery. Losing the Patriotes Cup final in your own home stadium is going to sting, and it cast an unhappy mood over what was otherwise a decent year. That put aside, Lina Gården had a stellar season along with Novio Agregado, as new signing Edward Maddison brought in some much-needed quality into the midfield. The Globalists pushed themselves back up to the IFCF spots and will play in the Challengers Cup, but with Maddison demanding to leave and getting his wish, the team's broader plans have been upended and it remains to be seen if the new arrivals Tatsinan and Bulut will be able to deliver the goods. Holding on to talent may become a bigger problem if there's not more consistency in the team staying at this level, and Maddison's departure has only made them even more aware of that.

Last five seasons: 6th, 9th, 9th, 6th, 13th
Players in: Maram Tatsinan (Lakewood Utd, undisclosed), Priidik Bulut (Megabrantid, ϑ980k/$2m), Fínán Ó Muireartaigh (Wynleth, ϑ500k)
Players out: none

Lum Brassfield [GK], age 22 (KOR)
Ros deu Mapallier [RB], age 23 (AUP)
Altwidus Aeneas* [WB], age 26 (ZEN)
Odalis Dequevedo [RB/CB], age 35 (FFD)
Alice Dufour [CB], age 29 (KSK)
Niall Duff [CB], age 21 (KSK)
Jamie Bastien* [DM], age 27 (KSK)
Felix Kalimuendo* [CM/AM], age 25 (QUE)
David Geoffrion [CM], age 34 (OAM) C
Girie Mantou [CAM/LM/RM], age 23 (AUP)
Bastian Østby [ST], age 19 (VAL)

Jean-Luc Boisclair [GK], age 30 (KSK)
Natalya Breault [GK], age 19 (KSK)
Jura Weiss-Mescat [CB], age 35 (KSK)
Ailithir Ó Lideadha [CB], age 21 (KSK)
Cooper Yeray [DF], age 19 (CRN)
Micah Hackney [LB], age 36 (XAN)
Aurora Östlund [LB/RB], age 24 (KSK)
Cassandra van der Borght [CDM], age 26 (CMT)
Colin Na [CM], age 33 (KSK)
Jæck Drydenn [CM], age 23 (KSK)
Romy Mills [AM], age 20 (KSK)
Simon Grilli [AM], age 29 (KSK)
Jeremiah Garland [LM], age 32 (BOL)
Simon Kennedy [ST], age 32 (KSK)
Brandon Soinen [ST], age 29 (KSK)
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Torbay Thunder
Home stadium: Armidale Plain (10,300)
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Fanzine(s): Hammer Times
Honours: Kelssek National (1): 61
Vilitan Cove Invitational (1): 17/KFL72, 18/KFL73
Notable former players: Dan Antoninsson [GRÆ], Eoin Bream, Julius Heer, Neil Murphy [KRY], Ronaldo Kaber [EFL]
Manager: Denig Regnault (OAM), age 44, Asst. manager: Hildur Eiríksdóttir, age 45; Coaches: Donnach Ó Ceanndubháin, age 40

Torbay is the urban centre of the scenic, windswept, rocky coastline of the Fjordlands. The Thunder’s rise to the first division has helped them gain popularity despite their region traditionally being more of a rugby culture. Coming into the season under intense scrutiny, a genuinely brilliant first half of the season had Torbay in the top half and hoping for a tilt at the Challengers Cup spots. The players just didn't have the quality down the stretch, but it's the kind of results that gave manager Denig Regnault some breathing room and credibility, as his tactically adventurous 5-3-2/3-5-2, unusual in Kelssek, caught out less tactically astute opponents on occasion..

Last five seasons: 11th, 17th, 10th, 14th, 14th
Players in: Ailithir Ó Lideadha (youth), Cassandra van der Borgen (Newark Argyle, undisclosed)
Players out: none
Olivia Mollenhauer [GK], age 22 (KSK)
Emre Sasseville [RB], age 21 (KSK)
Fitheal Mac Niadh [CB], age 20 (KSK)
Robyn Le Galle* [CB], age 21 (KSK)
Damien Neusa [LB], age 22 (KSK)
Natalia Thwaites [CM], age 30 (KSK)
Noémi Christensen [CM], age 28 (KSK)
Eoghan Cuckovic* [LM/RM], age 28 (KSK) C
Jérémie Legaré [RM/CM], age 20 (KSK)
Aengus Le Galle [CF/ST], age 24 (KSK)
Nayla Culloch* [CF], age 28 (KSK)

Alexandre Destry [GK], age 24 (KSK)
Andreas Boit [RB], age 25 (KSK)
Léonie Polson [CB], age 25 (KSK)
Marc Gauthier-Fortin [CB], age 28 (KSK)
Angela Drihtin [DM/CM], age 20 (KSK)
Christian Lamn [CM], age 24 (KSK)
Noémi Devaney [LB], age 31 (KSK)
James Hawkins [RM], age 24 (KSK)
Joëlle Nagy [LW], age 25 (KSK)
Daniela van Basten [ST], age 24 (KSK)
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Union sportive de Lachaîne
Home stadium: Allée des Écluses-Noires (9,400)
Facilities: Ground ★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Fanzine(s): Mon p'tit corvette
Honours: Kelssek National (1): 81; runners-up: 73
Manager: Anton Girard, age 52

Based in a part of Outineau marked by the boom and bust of the shipping canal once integral to the economy of central Beaulac. Last in the top flight six years ago, Union stormed to their first-ever Kelssek National title fuelled by the sheer energy of a core of young guns. Sometimes seemed to be running on pure sugar, Instantgramme posts and Boom! Energy in their wild and breathless style of attacking play, but they'll need a more disciplined and structured approach in the top flight or so the conventional wisdom goes. That said, they stand a better chance than most of staying up if they can surprise and blitz some teams who won't be used to that kind of thing. Nayla Culloch's signing could bring some experience and composure in front of goal, as well.

Last seasons: 1st (Nat), 5th (Nat), 4th (Nat)
Players in: Nayla Culloch (Torbay, ϑ200k), Damien Neusa (Burnaby, loan), Olivia Mollenhauer (Port City, ϑ125k), Angela Drithin (youth)
Players out: Yara Mearns (retired)

Champions League 2nd qualifying round leg 1
Champions League 2nd qualifying round leg 2
Océanic 1-0 Marthorpe City (1-2 agg.)

Marthorpe City (FVA) 2-0 Océanic

Champions League 3rd qualifying round leg 1
Champions League 3rd qualifying round leg 2
Burnaby 2-2 Vogsphere Utd (aet; 4-2 pso)
Challengers Cup 3rd qualifying round leg 2
Océanic 1-0 Szbedansk (3-2 agg.)
Latrobe 2-4 Atlov (2-6 agg.)

Vogsphere Utd (SRS) 1-1 Burnaby
Challengers Cup 3rd qualifying round leg 1
Szbedansk (KNZ) 3-1 Océanic
Atlov (SSF) 2-0 Latrobe

Challengers Cup 4th qualifying round leg 1
Challengers Cup 3rd qualifying round leg 2
Burnaby 4-1 Regium Utd (6-2 agg.)

Regium Utd (OAM) 1-2 Burnaby


Matchweek 1
The Anglian Derby was the highlight of the opening day of the season and Kirkenes had some of its worst fears about the abrupt transfers of Wendy Thomas and Edward Maddison. Whatever they’ve done to adapt to the missing pieces who were so key to their run to the title last year didn’t work and Burnaby SC enjoyed their day out at Waterfront Dome.
First game back in the first division and it was a tough one for Saintsport as they crumbled before the Shearwater onslaught in Breton. Sammy Mao stakes out a Golden Boot claim with FOUR goals on day one.

Shearwater 6–1 Saintsport Heath
ASC Arvika 4–3 Novonaya
Kirkenes 1–3 Burnaby
Star of Confederation 1–1 Union Lachaîne
Saint-Richard 0–0 Passerine
Hamiltonian 0–0 Outineau
Océanic 2–3 Mazinaw Vanorian
Strathcona Intls 2–0 Torbay Thunder
Clayquot City 1–1 Saint-Rémy
Latrobe Athletic 1–0 Coquitlam United


Matchweek 2
Saintsport Heath 1–1 Coquitlam United
Challengers Cup playoff round leg 1
FC Capri (VAL) 1-2 Burnaby SC

Saint-Rémy 1–1 Latrobe Athletic
Torbay Thunder 1–0 Clayquot City
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–2 Strathcona Intls
Outineau 1–1 Océanic
Passerine 0–2 Hamiltonian
Union Lachaîne 3–2 Saint-Richard
Burnaby 4–0 Star of Confederation
Novonaya 0–2 Kirkenes
Shearwater 5–1 ASC Arvika


Matchweek 3
Océanic 3–1 Passerine
Challengers Cup playoff round leg 2
Burnaby SC 0-2 FC Capri (2-3 agg.)

Strathcona Intls 0–1 Outineau
Clayquot City 1–2 Mazinaw Vanorian
Latrobe Athletic 2–2 Torbay Thunder
Coquitlam United 2–2 Saint-Rémy
ASC Arvika 2–0 Saintsport Heath
Kirkenes 3–1 Shearwater
Star of Confederation 3–1 Novonaya
Saint-Richard 1–5 Burnaby
Hamiltonian 2–0 Union Lachaîne


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WAD LAD - @crymoreloser
Burnaby should have been able to hang on at home to book their place in the group stage. At least keep it scoreless, when all you have to do is defend for 13 more minutes!!! There’s no excuse for this kind of collapse


Matchweek 4
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KIRKENES turning the CORNER
Scrutiny is intense with an opening day stumble but Kirkenes showed they’re definitely back on track as they imperiously took Arvika apart, Yob Yeyeh Aan in merciless form to notch a first-half hat trick.

CAMBRIA has eyes on the PRIZE

BURNABY lost a second home match in a week in the last 15 minutes, this time giving up a 1-0 lead that looked pretty secure until Megan Woodwell fumbled a corner onto Lief McLaren’s head. Then Jaden Kasanga’s winner at 93 minutes stunned the home crowd as they saw their perfect start to the league season end in just as terrible a way as their Challengers Cup involvement. It’s a brilliant win for Hamiltonian Cambria that puts them on top of the league, a position this club’s definitely not used to being in.


Torbay Thunder 2–2 Coquitlam United
Mazinaw Vanorian 0–3 Latrobe Athletic
Outineau 2–1 Clayquot City
Saintsport Heath 2–4 Saint-Rémy
Passerine 1–1 Strathcona Intls
Union Lachaîne 0–3 Océanic
Burnaby 1–2 Hamiltonian
Novonaya 1–0 Saint-Richard
Shearwater 1–0 Star of Confederation
ASC Arvika 0–5 Kirkenes


Matchweek 5
Kirkenes 3–1 Saintsport Heath
Star of Confederation 0–2 ASC Arvika
Saint-Richard 0–1 Shearwater
Hamiltonian 3–0 Novonaya
Océanic 0–1 Burnaby
Strathcona Intls 1–0 Union Lachaîne
Clayquot City 2–0 Passerine
Latrobe Athletic 1–3 Outineau
Coquitlam United 0–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Saint-Rémy 7–2 Torbay Thunder


Matchweek 6
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Matt Lister[b] - @Mlister_TV12
Are Hamiltonian FOR REAL? Can’t say Shearwater are pushovers here, and still on TOP, can’t argue with that!
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[b]WAD LAD[b] - @crymoreloser
missing absolute sitter in stoppage time caps an absolute merde performance by ellex-mar – a totally dripless and rizzless work by outineau all round


Burnaby 2–0 Strathcona Intls
Novonaya 1–3 Océanic
Saintsport Heath 2–0 Torbay Thunder
Mazinaw Vanorian 3–3 Saint-Rémy
Outineau 1–1 Coquitlam United
Passerine 2–7 Latrobe Athletic
Union Lachaîne 1–4 Clayquot City
Shearwater 1–2 Hamiltonian
ASC Arvika 0–0 Saint-Richard
Kirkenes 4–1 Star of Confederation


[b]Matchweek 7
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Saintsport deal out CAPITAL punishment
It’s one of those results that could prove so important for who stays in the league at the end of the season, and Saintsport uncorked some goals into the face of SoC as the Pollies faltered terribly at home, conceding four goals in the first half to render the contest all but over by half time.
Chaos REIGNS in derby des vallées
CF Outineau looked headed for a poor 3-1 defeat against CS Saint-Rémy but absolutely monstered them in the last 9 minutes as Chike Obident, Sebastian Ellex-Mar and Rémy Niemi all showed their class to seize the win at the death. Devastating!


Clayquot City 0–2 Burnaby
Champions League group stage MD1
A | Outineau 2-2 Independence 1975 (EXT)
G | Mar Sara (VAL) 1-2 Kirkenes
Challengers Cup group stage MD1
I | Saint-Rémy 2-3 Nangang (YZH)
K | Rio (VAL) 2-1 Strathcona
Associations Trophy group stage MD1
H | Goldstadt SK (CGS) 1-1 Burnaby

Latrobe Athletic 2–0 Union Lachaîne
Coquitlam United 3–1 Passerine
Saint-Rémy 3–4 Outineau
Star of Confederation 0–4 Saintsport Heath
Saint-Richard 0–5 Kirkenes
Hamiltonian 4–3 ASC Arvika
Océanic 2–1 Shearwater
Strathcona Intls 2–2 Novonaya
Torbay Thunder 2–2 Mazinaw Vanorian


Matchweek 8
It’s close at the top… but an unexpected name leads the table! Hamiltonian Cambria are leading the league after 8 matches played and by four points. Clear daylight between them and the big clubs chasing them down, after their big win at Exhibition Place, do we have to take them seriously?

“I think they’re definitely going to be in the conversation at the end of the season. It’s always tempting to say at this stage, small sample size, they’ve got a bit lucky, but they’ve played against teams like Kirkenes, Burnaby, and Outineau, and taken 7 of 9 points against those teams. That alone is going to mean you have to be looking at them and saying, could they really be up there at the end of the season? It’s a long way away, and I certainly don’t think they’ll be this good the whole way through, but they’re in a great position.”

“Yes, they’re definitely going to be a contender for Champions League, Challengers Cup spots. This didn’t come out of nowhere, mind you. They were in the Challengers Cup two years ago, Hannah Wilton has brought through a very cohesive and organized squad that’s been able to sustain good performances.”

Saintsport Heath 1–2 Mazinaw Vanorian
Outineau 2–1 Torbay Thunder
Passerine 1–2 Saint-Rémy
Union Lachaîne 1–2 Coquitlam United
Burnaby 1–2 Latrobe Athletic
Novonaya 1–2 Clayquot City
Shearwater 0–2 Strathcona Intls
ASC Arvika 0–1 Océanic
Kirkenes 2–3 Hamiltonian
Star of Confederation 2–0 Saint-Richard


                GD Pts
1 Hamiltonian +11 22
2 Kirkenes +16 18
3 Burnaby +13 18
4 Outineau +6 18
5 Latrobe Ath +10 17


Matchweek 9
Strathcona Intls 2–1 ASC Arvika
Champions League group stage MD2
A | Canbix Muses (ZWZ) 0-1 Outineau
G | Kirkenes 3-1 Piluzzi (JUE)
Challengers Cup group stage MD2
I | Monteriano (CER) 2-1 Saint-Rémy
K | Strathcona 0-2 Norrion Rovers (EFL)
Associations Trophy group stage MD2
H | Burnaby 3-2 Waallen (TAX)

Clayquot City 0–1 Shearwater
Latrobe Athletic 6–1 Novonaya
Coquitlam United 0–2 Burnaby
Saint-Rémy 4–1 Union Lachaîne
Torbay Thunder 1–2 Passerine
Saint-Richard 1–1 Saintsport Heath
Hamiltonian 2–1 Star of Confederation
Océanic 1–2 Kirkenes
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–2 Outineau


Matchweek 10
Saintsport Heath 2–5 Outineau
Passerine 2–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
Union Lachaîne 2–0 Torbay Thunder
Burnaby 3–2 Saint-Rémy
Novonaya 2–2 Coquitlam United
Shearwater 1–3 Latrobe Athletic
ASC Arvika 1–3 Clayquot City
Kirkenes 0–3 Strathcona Intls
Star of Confederation 1–4 Océanic
Saint-Richard 1–3 Hamiltonian


Matchweek 11
A great match for the neutrals but an unconvincing performance by CF Outineau, bailed out by the sheer sugar-rush attacking play of Chike Obident and Rémy Niemi who set a grumbling crowd at Stade Olympique alight combining for an equalizer and a winner in the last 15 minutes. It was a shocking performance from captain Tobert Usher in particular, who was lucky not to get sent off before being substituted on 52 minutes with his team 2-0 down. All that, and they’re still unbeaten after 11 matches. They wouldn’t have thought they’d be 2 points behind Hamiltonian, though.

Mazinaw Vanorian 3–1 Union Lachaîne
Champions League group stage MD3
A | Aminey (KOR) 3-1 Outineau
G | Kirkenes 2-3 Jinja City (BNJ)
Challengers Cup group stage MD3
I | Katzestadt Rovers (KAT) 2-0 Saint-Rémy
K | Perce Town (QUE) 2-1 Strathcona
Associations Trophy group stage MD3
H | Hauptstadt (EBL) 1-2 Burnaby

Outineau 4–3 Passerine
Hamiltonian 1–1 Saintsport Heath
Océanic 2–1 Saint-Richard
Strathcona Intls 1–3 Star of Confederation
Clayquot City 1–4 Kirkenes
Latrobe Athletic 4–1 ASC Arvika
Coquitlam United 2–1 Shearwater
Saint-Rémy 0–0 Novonaya
Torbay Thunder 0–2 Burnaby


Matchweek 12
Hamiltonian 2–1 Océanic
Cup Winners’ Cup 1st round leg 1
Carroll Lewiston (KYP) 0-3 Latrobe

Saintsport Heath 1–1 Passerine
Union Lachaîne 0–3 Outineau
Burnaby 1–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Novonaya 1–0 Torbay Thunder
Shearwater 4–0 Saint-Rémy
ASC Arvika 3–4 Coquitlam United
Kirkenes 2–1 Latrobe Athletic
Star of Confederation 0–5 Clayquot City
Saint-Richard 0–1 Strathcona Intls


Matchweek 13
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Globalists QUENCH Cambria
A clean sheet for Ellen Underwood and Novio Agregado’s PotM performance puts an end to Hamiltonian’s stellar 12-match unbeaten run, which leaves them top of the league by one point. Where can they go from here? Was this a bump in the road, or could this burst the bubble?

Honours EVEN with Ren’s WONDERSTRIKE
Bangers only between Outineau and Burnaby as Titan Pogbacar’s free kick cancelled out a stunning long-range volley by Jason Yuanjunsson Ren. An important match at the top of the table finishes all square with both sides missing their chance to go top as a result!


Coquitlam United 0–0 Kirkenes
Champions League group stage MD4
A | Outineau 2-2 Aminey (KOR)
G | Jinja City (BNJ) 1-2 Kirkenes
Challengers Cup group stage MD4
I | Saint-Rémy 0-3 Katzestadt Rovers (KAT)
K | Strathcona 4-2 Perce Town (QUE)
Associations Trophy group stage MD4
H | Burnaby 0-3 Hauptstadt (EBL)

Saint-Rémy 2–1 ASC Arvika
Torbay Thunder 1–3 Shearwater
Mazinaw Vanorian 3–1 Novonaya
Océanic 2–1 Saintsport Heath
Strathcona Intls 2–0 Hamiltonian
Clayquot City 0–2 Saint-Richard
Latrobe Athletic 4–0 Star of Confederation
Outineau 1–1 Burnaby
Passerine 0–1 Union Lachaîne


NSN Football - @NSNFb
Dupuis has backed his captain Tobert Usher to find his form but this has to sting for the veteran as Jason Yuanjunsson Ren starts for the third straight match. Logane Nordet wears the armband for CF Outineau against Aminey CS in a battle for the top spot in the group.
NSN Football - @NSNFb
IFCF tournaments aren’t meant to be easy but Saint-Rémy is really making their campaign into a horrid slog. They’ve not looked capable of doing much of anything even against teams that most would’ve pegged as being weaker on paper, and this 3-0 loss at home to Katzestadt really caps it.


Matchweek 14
ASC Arvika 0–0 Torbay Thunder
Cup Winners’ Cup 1st round leg 2
Latrobe 2-0 Carroll Lewiston (5-0 agg.)

Kirkenes 0–1 Saint-Rémy
Star of Confederation 1–5 Coquitlam United
Saint-Richard 2–1 Latrobe Athletic
Hamiltonian 3–3 Clayquot City
Saintsport Heath 0–2 Union Lachaîne
Burnaby 0–2 Passerine
Novonaya 0–0 Outineau
Shearwater 3–2 Mazinaw Vanorian
Océanic 1–0 Strathcona Intls


Matchweek 15

41:52 | LAT 0-3 HAM
“What a goal, and what a shocking situation that’s playing out before our eyes. An excellent team move. Kasanga lays it off, and finished by Authier. Latrobe don’t know how to cope with this high tempo, high intensity play, they’re down three goals at home… and Hamiltonian could get more. This could turn into a real rout and at this point half and hour in, the question is more how many are they going to get… The fans at the Dock can’t believe what they’re seeing. I think some of them are going for a drink, I’d want one too if I saw my team getting poleaxed like this...”

Latrobe Athletic 0–5 Hamiltonian
Champions League group stage MD5
A | Outineau 3-2 Canbix Muses (ZWZ)
G | Piluzzi (JUE) 0-1 Kirkenes
Challengers Cup group stage MD5
I | Saint-Rémy 1-3 Monteriano (CER)
K | Norrion Rovers (EFL) 3-2 Strathcona
Associations Trophy group stage MD5
H | Waallen (TAX) 1-1 Burnaby

Coquitlam United 1–0 Saint-Richard
Saint-Rémy 1–0 Star of Confederation
Torbay Thunder 2–2 Kirkenes
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–2 ASC Arvika
Outineau 3–0 Shearwater
Strathcona Intls 4–1 Saintsport Heath
Clayquot City 0–2 Océanic
Passerine 1–3 Novonaya
Union Lachaîne 2–2 Burnaby


Matchweek 16
Dragon’s Breath Mints - @DragonsBreathHCFC
Two weeks, two wins, ten goals, Cambria are on the rise! #GetExcited

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Straight Red - @OFFINABUS
Two schools of thought in the CF St-Richard fanbase, both unhinged:
1. We have departed from our ways and put too much trust in outlanders, we have thus been cursed by the fates for our hubris. We must return to nature and frolic naked in the ancient harbour as penance for our wicked ways, purge everyone not born in the stadium’s shadow from the club, only then shall we be at peace
2. sack the manager sell esposito dismember sârró for parts replace houpert with training dummies


Strathcona Intls 3–2 Clayquot City
Champions League group stage MD6
A | Independence 1975 (EXT) 1-2 Outineau
G | Kirkenes 0-1 Mar Sara (VAL)
Challengers Cup group stage MD6
I | Nangang Royals (YZH) 3-1 Saint-Rémy
K | Strathcona 0-1 Río CF (VAL)
Associations Trophy group stage MD6
H | Burnaby 5-3 Goldstadt SK (CGS)

Saintsport Heath 0–3 Burnaby
Novonaya 2–1 Union Lachaîne
Shearwater 2–2 Passerine
ASC Arvika 1–4 Outineau
Kirkenes 3–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Star of Confederation 2–1 Torbay Thunder
Saint-Richard 0–7 Saint-Rémy
Hamiltonian 5–0 Coquitlam United
Océanic 0–1 Latrobe Athletic


Matchweek 17
Clayquot City 4–2 Saintsport Heath
Latrobe Athletic 2–3 Strathcona Intls
Coquitlam United 1–2 Océanic
Saint-Rémy 2–0 Hamiltonian
Torbay Thunder 0–0 Saint-Richard
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–1 Star of Confederation
Outineau 2–1 Kirkenes
Passerine 4–0 ASC Arvika
Union Lachaîne 2–1 Shearwater
Burnaby 5–1 Novonaya


Coupe des Patriotes 3rd round
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18:53
Saintsport squeeze past Red Stars

Kerry Abermain holds his nerve and Saintsport prevails in the Redswyth derby on penalties, avoiding an upset against their second-tier rivals in a kind of performance that’ll have people saying that’s where Saintsport belong. They needed Nanami Bejenari to put away a late equalizer to make it this far but Red Stars will equally be asking why they couldn’t see it through to the end.

18:08
Brodif: Rouge-et-bleu took things lightly

In the KBC Sport studio former Kelssek international Thomas Brodif has criticized the CF Outineau players for underestimating their second-division opponents. “It was very complacent, they thought job’s done and we can cruise to the win here. Not so, this Kingstown team are the ones to beat in the National, they’re gunning to win immediate promotion and are used to controlling the match and imposing themselves – and they did it to CF Outineau today.”
FT: Kingstown run riot as CF Outineau upset at home

This is one that Kingstown Athletic will remember for years to come as they went to Stade Olympique and put five past the five-time Cup winners. Everything came apart for the Rouge-et-bleu, and it all started when they took the lead. It might not have been the first-choice side but there was plenty of trophy-winning pedigree on the field and Romain Dupuis, at best, will be concerned his depth players aren’t up to the task.

17:49 / 81 mins
GOAL Sammy Mao gives Shearwater the lead!

Shearwater have put in a good display and look to be bringing high-flying Hamiltonian down to earth, with 9 minutes to go Sammy Mao breaks the deadlock with an incisive run that Lojze Kokalj finds with a pinpoint through ball. No mistake to smash it past Jane Townsend and Shearwater look to have this in the bag!


Les Castors 2–1 Inisír Valley
Association Ariddienne 1–1 West Haligonia Spartan (1–1 AET) (3–4 pen.)
Rivière-Neigeuse 3–1 Stade Laneux
Union Lachaîne 4–1 Cache-Crambery
Langlois Océanic 2–1 Neíra Alavaria
Kisloups 0–2 Ayushirda
Rythwick Tartan 0–3 Jeunesse Lunaire
Wynleth Flyers 1–2 Strathcona Intls
Torbay Thunder 3–0 Ealesgreen United
Parracuttis 1–4 Burnaby SC
St. Kildera FC 0–3 Coquitlam United
CS Saint-Rémy 6–0 Keeleford County
Pembina City 1–3 Kirkenes FC
ASC Arvika 0–1 CF Mirabelle
Breton Pacifica 3–2 Châteaufroid
CF Saint-Richard 1–3 Clayquot City
Vinterhagen 2–1 White Rose
Mazinaw Vanorian 4–2 Kananzawai
Latrobe Athletic 3–0 Passerine
CF Outineau 2–5 Kingstown Athletic
Cradithurgen 3–4 Natanel Royals
Port City 1–0 Gagliano Mariners
Canyon Bar 1–1 Bramerleigh Bulldogs (1–2 AET)
Novonaya 2–0 Racing Mistwygn
Sitka Valley 1–1 Wickham Warriors (2–2 AET) (4–2 pen.)
Star of Confederation 1–1 Lancaster Hill (2–1 AET)
Sunrise Coast 2–1 Watermeet
Shearwater 2–1 Hamiltonian Cambria
St. David Wanderers 2–0 Kawarthas District
Colwynian Vale 2–0 NGSA
Valeartha 1–2 Delta Sorthern
Red Stars 1–1 Saintsport Heath (2–2 AET) (2–4 pen.)


Matchweek 18
Maude-Louise Arsenault was sacked midweek and Odveig Wheeler, thrown into the hot seat for the first time and facing all the odds against him… didn’t get much better of a result in his first match in charge, as the visitors from Mazinaw ran out the winners of a chaotic match marked by goals and tragicomedy defending. Morale is in the toilet at CFSR though, and they can only hope time to adjust will change things in a positive direction. There will be time to reflect on the club going from a manager who’d spent her career there, playing and coaching youth teams before being promoted up and up into the top job, to unceremoniously sacking her and recruiting someone from far afield with no links to the club before, but that’s the kind of thing when you’re staring relegation in the face and perhaps fresh ideas are just what’s needed at the Beaulieu.

Saintsport Heath 1–2 Novonaya
Shearwater 2–3 Burnaby
ASC Arvika 1–1 Union Lachaîne
Kirkenes 5–0 Passerine
Star of Confederation 0–1 Outineau
Saint-Richard 2–5 Mazinaw Vanorian
Hamiltonian 5–1 Torbay Thunder
Océanic 3–1 Saint-Rémy
Strathcona Intls 0–0 Coquitlam United
Clayquot City 0–2 Latrobe Athletic


Matchweek 19
Torbay Thunder 1–3 Océanic
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–3 Hamiltonian
Outineau 3–1 Saint-Richard
Passerine 1–0 Star of Confederation
Latrobe Athletic 3–2 Saintsport Heath
Coquitlam United 0–1 Clayquot City
Saint-Rémy 1–1 Strathcona Intls
Union Lachaîne 0–0 Kirkenes
Burnaby 4–1 ASC Arvika
Novonaya 2–3 Shearwater


                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Outineau 19 14 5 0 42 18 +24 47 -
2 Hamiltonian 19 14 3 2 47 20 +27 45 -
3 Burnaby 19 13 3 3 45 18 +27 42 -
4 Océanic 19 13 1 5 36 19 +17 40 -
5 Latrobe Athletic 19 12 2 5 46 26 +20 38 -
6 Strathcona Intls 19 11 4 4 30 18 +12 37 -
7 Kirkenes 19 11 3 5 44 21 +23 36
8 Saint-Rémy 19 9 6 4 44 29 +15 33
9 Shearwater 19 9 1 9 37 31 +6 28
10 Mazinaw Vanorian 19 7 5 7 34 35 −1 26
11 Coquitlam United 19 6 7 6 26 27 −1 25
12 Clayquot City 19 7 2 10 30 30 0 23
13 Passerine 19 5 4 10 24 37 −13 19
14 Union Lachaîne 19 5 4 10 19 33 −14 19
15 Novonaya 19 5 4 10 24 41 −17 19
16 Star of Confederation 19 4 2 13 16 43 −27 14
17 ASC Arvika 19 3 4 12 24 48 −24 13
18 Saintsport Heath 19 2 4 13 24 46 −22 10 -
19 Saint-Richard 19 2 4 13 13 41 −28 10 -
20 Torbay Thunder 19 1 6 12 17 41 −24 9 -
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Matchweek 20
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Straight Red - @OFFINABUS
Burnaby really BLOW it! Massive collapse at home to Kirkenes as Maelle Sarada comes off the bench and changes the game. A big lesson to the Centurions on what you can do with a few good strikers to shift around – Aan’s off the boil, try someone else!


Saintsport Heath 2–4 Shearwater
Cup Winners’ Cup 2nd round leg 1
Waldster (FVA) 0-1 Latrobe

Novonaya 2–1 ASC Arvika
Burnaby 1–3 Kirkenes
Union Lachaîne 1–0 Star of Confederation
Passerine 0–2 Saint-Richard
Outineau 1–1 Hamiltonian
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–3 Océanic
Torbay Thunder 3–3 Strathcona Intls
Saint-Rémy 0–1 Clayquot City
Coquitlam United 2–1 Latrobe Athletic


Matchweek 21
Saint-Richard 4–0 Union Lachaîne
Cup Winners’ Cup 2nd round leg 2
Latrobe 1-0 Waldster (2-0 agg.)

Star of Confederation 0–2 Burnaby
Kirkenes 1–0 Novonaya
ASC Arvika 0–1 Shearwater
Coquitlam United 2–0 Saintsport Heath
Latrobe Athletic 2–1 Saint-Rémy
Clayquot City 2–0 Torbay Thunder
Strathcona Intls 1–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
Océanic 1–1 Outineau
Hamiltonian 4–0 Passerine


Coupe des Patriotes 4th round
The Battle of Conryia was the marquee fixture of the fourth round and it delivered all the excitement that was promised as the two teams fought out a thrilling knife-fight of a match, which saw the lead changing hands three times before Mazinaw finally seized the winner at the death with .

Bramerleigh Bulldogs 1–0 Delta Sorthern
CS Saint-Rémy 4–2 Torbay Thunder
Kingstown Athletic 2–1 Colwynian Vale
Port City 1–0 Sunrise Coast
CF Mirabelle 1–2 Clayquot City
Kirkenes FC 3–0 Ayushirda
Vinterhagen 2–4 Saintsport Heath
Strathcona Intls 3–4 Mazinaw Vanorian
West Haligonia Spartan 0–1 Rivière-Neigeuse
Natanel Royals 1–2 Star of Confederation
Novonaya 1–0 St. David Wanderers
Burnaby SC 3–2 Breton Pacifica
Union Lachaîne 3–3 Jeunesse Lunaire (4–5 AET)
Latrobe Athletic 2–1 Shearwater
Coquitlam United 2–1 Langlois Océanic
Sitka Valley 1–1 Les Castors (1–1 AET) (6–5 pen.)


Matchweek 22
Union Lachaîne 1–6 Hamiltonian
Associations Trophy round of 32 leg 1
Jaffro Storm (DRK) 1-2 Burnaby

Passerine 1–0 Océanic
Saintsport Heath 2–0 ASC Arvika
Shearwater 2–3 Kirkenes
Novonaya 0–3 Star of Confederation
Burnaby 3–2 Saint-Richard
Outineau 1–3 Strathcona Intls
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–0 Clayquot City
Torbay Thunder 2–3 Latrobe Athletic
Saint-Rémy 2–2 Coquitlam United

               Gdif  Pts
1 Hamiltonian +44 67
2 Burnaby +38 64
3 Outineau +32 64
4 Strathcona +20 57
5 Océanic +21 55
6 Kirkenes +30 53


Matchweek 23
“Full time at B.A. Johnston Field, and it was a tough day for the home side as Hamiltonian Cambria lost two-nil to Burnaby SC, a result that moves the Centurions level on points at the top of the table. Obviously this is a blow to their title chances, but does this match also show some of the cracks in this team and how teams can exploit their weaknesses?”

“Yes, Burnaby looked a class above Hamiltonian today, and you have to ask, could this be the moment that pricks the bubble? Goal difference is what keeps Cambria in first place and the dream alive, but this match was worrying and the fans must hope this is just a bump in the road.”

Clayquot City 0–2 Outineau
Associations Trophy round of 32 leg 2
Burnaby 0-0 Jaffro Storm (2-1 agg.)

Strathcona Intls 1–0 Passerine
Océanic 0–0 Union Lachaîne
Hamiltonian 0–2 Burnaby
Saint-Rémy 4–2 Saintsport Heath
Coquitlam United 2–3 Torbay Thunder
Latrobe Athletic 1–2 Mazinaw Vanorian
Saint-Richard 4–0 Novonaya
Star of Confederation 2–0 Shearwater
Kirkenes 3–0 ASC Arvika


Matchweek 24
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Hamiltonian UNDISPUTED

A strong showing against Novonaya saw Hamiltonian recover impressively from their meek showing last week, and after Burnaby dropped points that gave them a two-point lead at the top of the table. They won’t be denied that easily!

Burnaby SC manager SETH HARRISON:
“Frustrated because we didn’t make our chances and possession count. I’m not paying attention to the table, we’ve just got to get every point we can, I’ve got faith in the players to find their way but I absolutely believe we can come out on top at the end of the season.”
Torbay sacks Denig Regnault

Few can make sense of how this all went so wrong when the club began the season dreaming of a challenge for the IFCF places. Felix Kalimuendo was playing like a shell of himself. Wonderkid striker Bastian Østby suddenly couldn’t hit a barn door. Altwidus Aenas kept getting bodied at defensive corners. Time to reset; climbing off the bottom and out of the relegation zone is still quite possible, but many will say it’s come too late for a rescue.


Saintsport Heath 2–5 Kirkenes
ASC Arvika 0–1 Star of Confederation
Shearwater 1–1 Saint-Richard
Novonaya 0–3 Hamiltonian
Burnaby 1–1 Océanic
Union Lachaîne 1–3 Strathcona Intls
Passerine 2–2 Clayquot City
Outineau 2–1 Latrobe Athletic
Mazinaw Vanorian 0–4 Coquitlam United
Torbay Thunder 0–4 Saint-Rémy


Matchweek 25
Torbay Thunder 0–0 Saintsport Heath
Coupe des Patriotes 5th round
Clayquot City 2–0 Coquitlam United
Port City 2–4 Burnaby SC
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–3 Star of Confederation
Sitka Valley 1–2 Latrobe Athletic
Rivière-Neigeuse 2–2 Jeunesse Lunaire (3–2 AET)
Bramerleigh Bulldogs 0–2 Novonaya
CS Saint-Rémy 1–1 Kirkenes FC (2–1 AET)
Saintsport Heath 1–2 Kingstown Athletic

Saint-Rémy 1–3 Mazinaw Vanorian
Coquitlam United 0–3 Outineau
Latrobe Athletic 5–0 Passerine
Clayquot City 2–0 Union Lachaîne
Strathcona Intls 0–1 Burnaby
Océanic 1–0 Novonaya
Hamiltonian 1–0 Shearwater
Saint-Richard 1–2 ASC Arvika
Star of Confederation 0–0 Kirkenes


Matchweek 26
Novonaya 1–3 Strathcona Intls
Champions League round of 16 leg 1
Algolia (SRS) 0-1 Outineau
Kirkenes 2-1 Eolorent (AUP)
Associations Trophy round of 16 leg 1
Vogsphere Utd (SRS) 2-2 Burnaby

Burnaby 5–1 Clayquot City
Union Lachaîne 1–3 Latrobe Athletic
Passerine 2–1 Coquitlam United
Outineau 2–0 Saint-Rémy
Saintsport Heath 0–1 Star of Confederation
Kirkenes 2–2 Saint-Richard
ASC Arvika 1–3 Hamiltonian
Shearwater 2–1 Océanic
Mazinaw Vanorian 3–0 Torbay Thunder

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G/S Sports Feed - @GS_News
What a volley by Chike Obident to steal this match for the Rouge-et-bleu!! A massive goal for Outineau as they have one foot in the quarterfinals!


Matchweek 27

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WAD LAD - @crymoreloser
Torbay Thunder failed to score a single goal for three straight matches, and then they score four and win against CF Outineau?? These writers are completely taking the piss, think the audience won’t notice? Another media franchise with utter contempt for its FANS
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Romaine Fabricator - @TransferSalad
EXCL : Kaiden Pépin wants OUT from Kirkenes with team’s dire form needing solutions! After bust-up in dressing rooms following loss to Hamiltonian Cambria! Tensions high in the club as CL hopes dim


Mazinaw Vanorian 2–0 Saintsport Heath
Cup Winners’ Cup quarterfinals leg 1
Latrobe 2-0 Avanaroch (TKT)

Torbay Thunder 4–3 Outineau
Saint-Rémy 1–0 Passerine
Coquitlam United 3–1 Union Lachaîne
Latrobe Athletic 0–2 Burnaby
Clayquot City 1–1 Novonaya
Strathcona Intls 2–2 Shearwater
Océanic 1–0 ASC Arvika
Hamiltonian 2–1 Kirkenes
Saint-Richard 0–0 Star of Confederation


Matchweek 28
Kirkenes 0–2 Océanic
Champions League round of 16 leg 2
Outineau 0-2 Algolia (1-2 agg.)
Eolorent 0-1 Kirkenes (1-2 agg.)
Associations Trophy round of 16 leg 2
Burnaby 1-0 Vogsphere Utd (3-2 agg.)

ASC Arvika 2–3 Strathcona Intls
Shearwater 2–1 Clayquot City
Novonaya 2–1 Latrobe Athletic
Burnaby 1–0 Coquitlam United
Union Lachaîne 3–1 Saint-Rémy
Passerine 1–1 Torbay Thunder
Outineau 3–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
Saintsport Heath 1–2 Saint-Richard
Star of Confederation 0–3 Hamiltonian

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WAD LAD - @crymoreloser
Romain Dupuis head in hands as Outineau CHOKES at home to go out of the Champions League! Algolia are the ones celebrating at Stade Olympique as they turn around a 1-0 deficit from the first leg!
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G/S Sports Feed - @GS_News
Yob Yeyeh Aan: « I’m absolutely determined to get this team success in the Champions League. It’s been disappointing this year in the league, and it’s been a fight to get back with injuries for me personally. Now I feel 100%, the team is 100%, we’re in a great position now and this is a trophy that we have a chance to win for the fans. »


Matchweek 29
Outineau 3–1 Saintsport Heath
Cup Winners’ Cup quarterfinals leg 2
Avanaroch 1-3 Latrobe (1-5 agg.)

Mazinaw Vanorian 0–1 Passerine
Torbay Thunder 1–1 Union Lachaîne
Saint-Rémy 0–0 Burnaby
Coquitlam United 3–1 Novonaya
Latrobe Athletic 2–1 Shearwater
Clayquot City 1–0 ASC Arvika
Strathcona Intls 1–3 Kirkenes
Océanic 4–1 Star of Confederation
Hamiltonian 5–1 Saint-Richard


Matchweek 30
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Torbay trouble DEEPENS as Burnaby moves into SECOND

Torbay manager Kathy Eowins admits avoiding relegation will be “very difficult” as Torbay misses chance to close the 7-point gap as they suffered a pasting against title-chasing Burnaby SC. “Look, we moved up two places since I got here, and I would sure have liked to move up three. We have to hope things go our way, but I’m committed to delivering my best for this club whatever division we’re in next season.”
Kasanga NETS hat-trick as Cambria routs Heath

With a 5-1 thrashing of Saintsport Heath, the lead at the top stretches to five points as Hamiltonian Cambria’s impossible run to the Championship title looks ever more possible every week!
OTERO cancels out GRANGE’s opener

Christina Grange thought she’d delivered a big win for Passerine, but Ronin Otero’s header rescued a point for CF Outineau... though dropping points against Passerine is something they can’t afford at this stage!


Novonaya 1–5 Saint-Rémy
Coupe des Patriotes quarterfinals
Latrobe Athletic 3–1 Star of Confederation
Kingstown Athletic 0–0 Clayquot City (1–0 AET)
Rivière-Neigeuse 1–1 Novonaya (1–2 AET)
CS Saint-Rémy 1–2 Burnaby SC

Burnaby 3–0 Torbay Thunder
Union Lachaîne 3–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Passerine 1–1 Outineau
Saintsport Heath 1–5 Hamiltonian
Saint-Richard 3–0 Océanic
Star of Confederation 0–1 Strathcona Intls
Kirkenes 1–2 Clayquot City
ASC Arvika 1–3 Latrobe Athletic
Shearwater 1–3 Coquitlam United

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KBC Sport - @KBCSport
SoC manager Bryce Graughan’s reply to whether reaching the quarterfinals for the first time is an accomplishment for the club?: “No. Winning the cup, that would have been an accomplishment.”
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WAD LAD - @crymoreloser
No more luck of the draw for Snowy River! Turns out even relegation level Championship teams are pretty good LOL


Matchweek 31
Passerine 0–1 Saintsport Heath
Champions League quarterfinals leg 1
Kirkenes 1-4 Chromatik (CMT)
Associations Trophy quarterfinals leg 1
Burnaby 1-4 Ludogorets Markovsky (AFT)

Outineau 3–0 Union Lachaîne
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–5 Burnaby
Torbay Thunder 0–0 Novonaya
Saint-Rémy 0–2 Shearwater
Coquitlam United 2–1 ASC Arvika
Latrobe Athletic 0–1 Kirkenes
Clayquot City 0–1 Star of Confederation
Strathcona Intls 3–1 Saint-Richard
Océanic 2–0 Hamiltonian


Matchweek 32
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Saintsport Heath and ASC Arvika have been RELEGATED to the Kelssek National

For Saintsport, it takes an immaculate yo-yo streak to eleven years of being relegated and promoted between the first and second divisions. That’s six times in a row they’ve suffered relegation from the Championship. Torbay Thunder’s hopes of avoiding the drop got an important boost as they beat Shearwater in a smash-and-grab performance to narrow the gap to 4 points as they chase Novonaya. With goal difference potentially important, Novonaya’s collapse against Mazinaw which turned a poor 2-1 loss to a catastrophic 4-1 disaster in the final quarter-hour could prove costly.

Burnaby leaves it LATE to SHUT out Outineau

Seth Harrison’s subs changed the game – Aleksandra Sundberg and Xek Sunsaber were on target in the battle of second vs. third, a result that puts Burnaby in contention two points behind Hamiltonian Cambria, and probably ends Outineau’s title hopes. Romain Dupuis looked despondent at the end as yet another year goes by with the title slipping from his grasp at the end.


Hamiltonian 1–0 Strathcona Intls
Champions League quarterfinals leg 2
Chromatik 1-0 Kirkenes (5-1 agg.)
Associations Trophy quarterfinals leg 2
Ludogorets Markovsky 2-1 Burnaby (6-2 agg.)

Saint-Richard 0–1 Clayquot City
Star of Confederation 3–3 Latrobe Athletic
Kirkenes 3–1 Coquitlam United
ASC Arvika 1–1 Saint-Rémy
Shearwater 1–2 Torbay Thunder
Novonaya 1–4 Mazinaw Vanorian
Burnaby 2–0 Outineau
Union Lachaîne 2–3 Passerine
Saintsport Heath 0–5 Océanic


Matchweek 33
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MASSINEN merciless as Clayquot hold off Hamiltonian
A controversial red card for Iain Moore put Hamiltonian on their heels and let Clayquot back into the match – Emre Massinen grabbed the equaliser from a free-kick in a result that let Burnaby draw level, with goal difference giving Hamiltonian the thinnest of margins at the top of the table.

Relegation :popcorn:

Torbay gained another vital point on 17th-place Novonaya, but they could well regret not grabbing more against a team already down. And so the struggle over the last relegation spot tightens. Novonaya got smashed at Stade Olympique by an Outineau side determined to hang on to a Champions League berth, and the goal difference has tilted Torbay’s way as a result. The stage is set for a wild battle and Novonaya need to hold their nerve.
Garberg scores brace as Latrobe ROUTS Saint-Richard

Saint-Richard were abject and Anke Waecheter orchested a win that means Latrobe are three points behind Strathcona in the fight for the Challengers Cup spots.


Outineau 4–1 Novonaya
Cup Winners’ Cup semifinals leg 1
Latrobe 1-0 Crossroads (CMT)

Mazinaw Vanorian 0–2 Shearwater
Torbay Thunder 1–1 ASC Arvika
Saint-Rémy 1–1 Kirkenes
Coquitlam United 2–2 Star of Confederation
Latrobe Athletic 4–0 Saint-Richard
Clayquot City 3–3 Hamiltonian
Union Lachaîne 1–1 Saintsport Heath
Passerine 0–2 Burnaby
Strathcona Intls 1–3 Océanic


Matchweek 34
ASC Arvika 1–3 Mazinaw Vanorian
Cup Winners’ Cup semifinals leg 2
Crossroads 1-2 Latrobe (1-3 agg.)

Shearwater 0–1 Outineau
Novonaya 1–1 Passerine
Burnaby 3–0 Union Lachaîne
Saintsport Heath 1–4 Strathcona Intls
Océanic 4–1 Clayquot City
Hamiltonian 1–0 Latrobe Athletic
Saint-Richard 1–1 Coquitlam United
Star of Confederation 2–2 Saint-Rémy
Kirkenes 3–2 Torbay Thunder


...and there was Belaj-Rilan Dar with the winner at the death to make sure! Huge result for Latrobe as they finish an upset win over Crossroads to book their place in the Cup Winner’s Cup final! Brilliant performance all round as Athletic will hope this, their fourth IFCF final, will finally bring them a trophy.

Matchweek 35
Outineau 2–2 ASC Arvika
b]Coupe des Patriotes semifinals[/b]
Kingstown Athletic 3–3 Novonaya (3–3 AET) (5–6 pen.)
Burnaby SC 0–2 Latrobe Athletic

Burnaby 3–1 Saintsport Heath
Union Lachaîne 0–3 Novonaya
Passerine 1–2 Shearwater
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–1 Kirkenes
Torbay Thunder 0–1 Star of Confederation
Saint-Rémy 4–0 Saint-Richard
Coquitlam United 0–1 Hamiltonian
Latrobe Athletic 1–2 Océanic
Clayquot City 1–2 Strathcona Intls
               GD   Pts
1 Burnaby +54 83
2 Hamiltonian +53 83
3 Outineau +39 78
4 Océanic +34 73
5 Strathcona +22 69
6 Kirkenes +35 67
7 Latrobe +27 60


Matchweek 36
Strathcona vs. Latrobe
“Anke Waechter heads it just over!! And it’s the final whistle at Bowreach which confirms Strathcona will be no lower than sixth, and will have a place in the Challengers Cup next season! This result was the last chance Latrobe had at snatching that berth away, but they do have two cup finals coming up!”

Novonaya vs. Burnaby
“A good tackle as Aleksandra Sundberg had nowhere to go, Ross Saint-Pierre boots it into the stand and Novonaya will get a breather. They’re really, really, struggling to get any kind of possession here.”
“In other circumstances this would be even worse for Novonaya, but sometimes in a relegation battle, you can rely on other teams to mess up a bit too. Still, they do need to stop the bleeding, just go all-out defence, because Burnaby also needs goals.”
“I think they’re trying, but when an offence as potent as Burnaby smells blood, they’re not letting up. Ingrid Lambert switched the play. Rory Joseph down the right flank now. Lokombo-Ssekitoleko on the overlap... great cross! Helios Roy!! The veteran makes it FIVE!! The goal difference is now... for Burnaby, 58 to 54! This is a championship battle like no other, and every goal counts as the Goliath tries to hold off the underdog!”

Saint-Richard 1–3 Torbay Thunder
Star of Confederation 0–5 Mazinaw Vanorian
Kirkenes 3–2 Outineau
ASC Arvika 0–1 Passerine
Shearwater 1–1 Union Lachaîne
Saintsport Heath 1–2 Clayquot City
Strathcona Intls 1–1 Latrobe Athletic
Océanic 3–2 Coquitlam United
Hamiltonian 1–0 Saint-Rémy
Novonaya 1–5 Burnaby


Matchweek 37
Union Lachaîne 0–1 ASC Arvika
Passerine 1–1 Kirkenes
Outineau 2–2 Star of Confederation
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–1 Saint-Richard
Torbay Thunder 0–2 Hamiltonian
Novonaya 1–1 Saintsport Heath
Burnaby 3–0 Shearwater
Saint-Rémy 2–3 Océanic
Coquitlam United 1–2 Strathcona Intls
Latrobe Athletic 4–2 Clayquot City


Matchweek 38
With goal difference of five separating Burnaby and Hamiltonian, the advantage is with Burnaby and if they win, they’d likely clinch the title. But if they don’t, then a better result for Hamiltonian Cambria would deliver a genuinely unexpected champion, an improbable triumph that would go down in history. Interestingly, they both face teams without much to play for. Burnaby are away to already-relegated ASC Arvika, and the away trip to the far north can be a tricky encounter, as the elements can supply a challenge even if the ASC Arvika team – as has often been the case this season – doesn’t. Hamiltonian are facing Mazinaw Vanorian at home, on paper a tougher opponent but also one without much to play for on the final day.
1 Burnaby                 37   28   5   4    89   28  +61    89
2 Hamiltonian 37 28 5 4 89 33 +56 89

Burnaby head coach Seth Harrison: “We have to make sure. It’s a match where we have to go out and put in the strongest performance we can and make sure we get the win, number one, and number two is to be sure we cannot be overtaken on goal difference. If we get out and impose ourselves on the match, the prize is ours.”

Third place is also up for grabs and with it, the final Champions League berth for Kelssek. This one could be interesting as it’s also currently separated by goal difference, but with a spread of only two in it, the Langlois club overhauling that at home to Torbay is a distinct possibility. And CF Outineau are travelling to CF Saint-Richard. Coincidentially, both their opponents are the two clubs fighting relegation and Torbay especially desperate because only a win will give them a glimmer of hope. Saint-Richard could be safe with a draw.
3 Outineau                37   23  10   4    78   40  +38    79
4 Océanic 37 25 4 8 72 36 +36 79
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17 Saint-Richard 37 7 8 22 39 73 −34 29
18 Torbay Thunder 37 5 12 20 39 75 −36 27


Burnaby steamrolls Arvika to clinch Championship title

Burnaby’s goal difference advantage would have still been hard to overcome, but they were not going to take any chances and a pedal-to-the-metal start to the match saw them 3-0 up and cruising against an ASC Arvika outfit that was never in the game. Xek Sunsaber notched a 35th goal of the season by the by.

Cambria routs Mazinaw but comes up short

Hamiltonian did all they could, but their miracle tilt at the Kelssek Championship came up short by the slimmest of margins. Despite a dominant 4-0 victory over a mentally checked-out Mazinaw Vanorian team, Burnaby SC got an even bigger win up north, denying Cambria (and football, some say) what would’ve been an epic underdog victory. Everyone at the club will be left to ponder this journey and where it might still go from here.

Key quotes from Romain Dupuis after CF Outineau ensured third place: “At the start of the season if you’d told me we finish 10 points behind Hamiltonian I would assume something terrible has happened. As it is, we are in the Champions League next year, so today we had one job to do and we accomplished it.”
“Of course, I’m once more having a difficult time with thinking about how we will win the league, win a trophy, next year.”
“About the players, we will see. We have clearly had a big problem with getting the cutting edge when it matters, I think about the many draws we should have turned into wins.”
Torbay Thunder relegated

They weren’t going to get any favours from an Océanic side chasing a Champions League spot, and it didn’t look like Torbay were going to get anything out of it. Tihomir Misita scored off a corner and them Louise Efimov-Tremblay scored before a penalty slotted home by Sabazio Ragone sealed Torbay’s fate. A bitter end to their season of woe which started with such optimism and quickly turned into catastrophe like they could hardly imagine, given their ambitions to break into the top half of the league, they soon found themselves mired to the bottom. A change of manager got them out of last place, but it was too little too late to save their first division status. CF Saint-Richard, who also slumped to a 3-0 defeat, dodge a bullet.


Saintsport Heath 0–3 Latrobe Athletic
Clayquot City 1–0 Coquitlam United
Strathcona Intls 1–0 Saint-Rémy
Océanic 3–1 Torbay Thunder
Hamiltonian 4–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
Saint-Richard 0–3 Outineau
Star of Confederation 0–2 Passerine
Kirkenes 5–2 Union Lachaîne
ASC Arvika 0–5 Burnaby
Shearwater 1–1 Novonaya


                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 Burnaby 38 29 5 4 94 28 +66 92 -
2 Hamiltonian 38 29 5 4 93 33 +60 92 -
3 Outineau 38 24 10 4 81 40 +41 82 -
4 Océanic 38 26 4 8 75 37 +38 82 -
5 Strathcona Intls 38 23 7 8 65 41 +24 76 -
6 Kirkenes 38 22 8 8 84 45 +39 74 -
7 Latrobe Athletic 38 21 4 13 84 52 +32 67
8 Mazinaw Vanorian 38 16 6 16 63 67 −4 54
9 Saint-Rémy 38 14 11 13 73 56 +17 53
10 Shearwater 38 16 5 17 62 58 +4 53
11 Clayquot City 38 15 5 18 54 59 −5 50
12 Coquitlam United 38 13 10 15 57 56 +1 49
13 Passerine 38 11 9 18 41 64 −23 42
14 Star of Confederation 38 10 8 20 35 70 −35 38
15 Novonaya 38 8 9 21 41 83 −42 33
16 Union Lachaîne 38 8 8 22 37 77 −40 32
17 Saint-Richard 38 7 8 23 39 76 −37 29
18 Torbay Thunder 38 5 12 21 40 78 −38 27 -
19 ASC Arvika 38 5 7 26 38 84 −46 22 -
20 Saintsport Heath 38 4 7 27 41 93 −52 19 -

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KELSSEK FOOTBALL LEAGUE CHAMPIONS
SEASON 82 / 201-202 F.E.


Team of the Season
GK: Megan Woodwell (Burnaby)
DF: Danijel Pintarić (Hamiltonian)
DF: Zétény Szatmári (Burnaby)
DF: Lourence Hupe (Outineau)
DF: Volodymyr Casiraghi (Océanic)
MF: Titan Pogbacar (Burnaby)
MF: Sofie Mylonakis (Hamiltonian)
MF: Chike Obident (Outineau)
FW: Jaden Kasanga (Hamiltonian)
FW: Xek Sunsaber (Burnaby)
FW: Rémy Niemi (Outineau)

GK: Jane Townsend (Hamiltonian)
DF: Jason Yuanjunsson Ren (Outineau)
DF: Matyas Hayek (Strathcona)
DF: Timo Thomsen (Océanic)
MF: Aja Achilles (Hamiltonian)
MF: Rory Joseph (Burnaby)
MF: Vangelis Anagnakis (Burnaby)
FW: Louise Efimov-Tremblay (Océanic)
FW: Caspian Garberg (Latrobe)

Player of the Year: Titan Pogbacar (Burnaby)
Nominees: Sofie Mylonakis (Hamiltonian), Xek Sunsaber (Burnaby), Chike Obident (Outineau)

Foreign Player of the Year: Jaden Kasanga (Hamiltonian)
Nominees: Xek Sunsaber (Burnaby), Zétény Szatmári (Burnaby), Aja Achilles (Hamiltonian)

Young Player of the Year: Danijel Pintarić (Hamiltonian)
Nominees: Jason Yuanjunsson Ren (Outineau), Drake Lokombo-Ssekitoleko (Burnaby)

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   National                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 Kingstown Athletic 42 25 8 9 73 44 +29 83 -
2 Association Ariddienne 42 21 11 10 67 51 +16 74 -
3 Colwynian Vale 42 22 7 13 58 44 +14 73 -
4 West Haligonia Spartan 42 20 12 10 67 49 +18 72 -
5 Sitka Valley 42 20 12 10 54 39 +15 72 -
6 St. David Wanderers 42 19 12 11 63 44 +19 69 -
7 Stade Laneux 42 17 10 15 68 65 +3 61
8 Les Castors 42 18 7 17 47 53 −6 61
9 Kawarthas District 42 15 15 12 69 53 +16 60
10 Wynleth Flyers 42 15 12 15 56 51 +5 57
11 Vinterhagen 42 16 9 17 59 73 −14 57
12 Port City 42 16 8 18 58 55 +3 56
13 Wickham Warriors 42 14 14 14 48 54 −6 56
14 Parracuttis 42 15 8 19 59 64 −5 53
15 NGSA 42 12 16 14 50 54 −4 52
16 Pembina City 42 12 15 15 51 55 −4 51
17 Rivière-Neigeuse 42 12 15 15 45 50 −5 51
18 Gagliano Mariners 42 15 6 21 54 75 −21 51
19 Red Stars 42 12 9 21 49 53 −4 45 -
20 Inisír Valley 42 10 11 21 53 69 −16 41 -
21 CF Mirabelle 42 10 9 23 43 64 −21 39 -
22 Ealesgreen United 42 10 6 26 46 78 −32 36 -
Playoff semfinals
Colwynian Vale 0–3 St. David Wanderers
West Haligonia Spartan 2–2 Sitka Valley (2–2 AET) (8–9 pen.)
Playoff final
Colwynian Vale 2–2 Sitka Valley (2–3 AET)

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   Association North       Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 Bramerleigh Bulldogs 30 17 7 6 50 35 +15 58 -
2 Natanel Royals 30 14 8 8 35 27 +8 50 -
3 Keeleford County 30 13 10 7 44 35 +9 49 -
4 St. Kildera FC 30 13 8 9 45 38 +7 47 -
5 Cradithurgen 30 12 10 8 47 35 +12 46 -
6 Sudbury Rangers 30 12 10 8 30 25 +5 46
7 Franche-Contamine 30 11 12 7 44 36 +8 45
8 Lancaster Hill 30 11 9 10 34 32 +2 42
9 Fretscray FC 30 10 11 9 36 33 +3 41
10 AS Grands-Sources 30 12 3 15 40 42 −2 39
11 Racing Mistwygn 30 8 13 9 39 47 −8 37
12 New Scarborough 30 9 9 12 39 46 −7 36
13 Hawthorn Elms 30 9 4 17 39 47 −8 31
14 Rythwick Tartan 30 8 6 16 36 49 −13 30
15 AS Lac-Abitargnais 30 7 9 14 34 47 −13 30
16 Cache-Crambery 30 8 3 19 34 52 −18 27

Association South Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Jeunesse Lunaire 30 22 5 3 67 28 +39 71 -
2 Ayushirda 30 17 7 6 57 40 +17 58 -
3 Châteaufroid 30 14 10 6 42 28 +14 52 -
4 Arlingsdale City 30 15 6 9 57 38 +19 51 -
5 Miramichi Lakers 30 13 7 10 58 46 +12 46 -
6 Kananzawai 30 11 11 8 40 38 +2 44
7 Delta Sorthern 30 11 9 10 46 46 0 42
8 Watermeet 30 11 9 10 35 41 −6 42
9 Sunrise Coast 30 10 9 11 43 42 +1 39
10 White Rose 30 11 6 13 34 45 −11 39
11 Breton Pacifica 30 11 5 14 40 43 −3 38
12 Stade Montagnards 30 11 5 14 38 42 −4 38
13 Neíra Alavaria 30 6 10 14 29 46 −17 28
14 Canyon Bar 30 6 9 15 32 47 −15 27
15 Kisloups 30 6 9 15 32 53 −21 27
16 Valeartha 30 3 7 20 24 51 −27 16

North semifinals
Natanel Royals 1–2 Cradithurgen
Keeleford County 1–3 St. Kildera FC
North final
Cradithurgen 2–2 St. Kildera FC (4–2 AET)

South semifinals
Ayushirda 2–1 Miramichi Lakers
Châteaufroid 1–2 Arlingsdale City
South final
Ayushirda 0–3 Arlingsdale City

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Third round
Les Castors 2–1 Inisír Valley
Association Ariddienne 1–1 West Haligonia Spartan (1–1 AET) (3–4 pen.)
Rivière-Neigeuse 3–1 Stade Laneux
Union Lachaîne 4–1 Cache-Crambery
Langlois Océanic 2–1 Neíra Alavaria
Kisloups 0–2 Ayushirda
Rythwick Tartan 0–3 Jeunesse Lunaire
Wynleth Flyers 1–2 Strathcona Intls
Torbay Thunder 3–0 Ealesgreen United
Parracuttis 1–4 Burnaby SC
St. Kildera FC 0–3 Coquitlam United
CS Saint-Rémy 6–0 Keeleford County
Pembina City 1–3 Kirkenes FC
ASC Arvika 0–1 CF Mirabelle
Breton Pacifica 3–2 Châteaufroid
CF Saint-Richard 1–3 Clayquot City
Vinterhagen 2–1 White Rose
Mazinaw Vanorian 4–2 Kananzawai
Latrobe Athletic 3–0 Passerine
CF Outineau 2–5 Kingstown Athletic
Cradithurgen 3–4 Natanel Royals
Port City 1–0 Gagliano Mariners
Canyon Bar 1–1 Bramerleigh Bulldogs (1–2 AET)
Novonaya 2–0 Racing Mistwygn
Sitka Valley 1–1 Wickham Warriors (2–2 AET) (4–2 pen.)
Star of Confederation 1–1 Lancaster Hill (2–1 AET)
Sunrise Coast 2–1 Watermeet
Shearwater 2–1 Hamiltonian Cambria
St. David Wanderers 2–0 Kawarthas District
Colwynian Vale 2–0 NGSA
Valeartha 1–2 Delta Sorthern
Red Stars 1–1 Saintsport Heath (2–2 AET) (2–4 pen.)[/size]

4th round
Bramerleigh Bulldogs 1–0 Delta Sorthern
CS Saint-Rémy 4–2 Torbay Thunder
Kingstown Athletic 2–1 Colwynian Vale
Port City 1–0 Sunrise Coast
CF Mirabelle 1–2 Clayquot City
Kirkenes FC 3–0 Ayushirda
Vinterhagen 2–4 Saintsport Heath
Strathcona Intls 3–4 Mazinaw Vanorian
West Haligonia Spartan 0–1 Rivière-Neigeuse
Natanel Royals 1–2 Star of Confederation
Novonaya 1–0 St. David Wanderers
Burnaby SC 3–2 Breton Pacifica
Union Lachaîne 3–3 Jeunesse Lunaire (4–5 AET)
Latrobe Athletic 2–1 Shearwater
Coquitlam United 2–1 Langlois Océanic
Sitka Valley 1–1 Les Castors (1–1 AET) (6–5 pen.)

5th round
Clayquot City 2–0 Coquitlam United
Port City 2–4 Burnaby SC
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–3 Star of Confederation
Sitka Valley 1–2 Latrobe Athletic
Rivière-Neigeuse 2–2 Jeunesse Lunaire (3–2 AET)
Bramerleigh Bulldogs 0–2 Novonaya
CS Saint-Rémy 1–1 Kirkenes FC (2–1 AET)
Saintsport Heath 1–2 Kingstown Athletic

Coupe des Patriotes quarterfinals
Latrobe Athletic 3–1 Star of Confederation
Kingstown Athletic 0–0 Clayquot City (1–0 AET)
Rivière-Neigeuse 1–1 Novonaya (1–2 AET)
CS Saint-Rémy 1–2 Burnaby SC

Coupe des Patriotes semifinals
Kingstown Athletic 3–3 Novonaya (3–3 AET) (5–6 pen.)
Burnaby SC 0–2 Latrobe Athletic

30TH COUPE DES PATRIOTES FINAL
Millennium Park, Redswyth (attn. 52,920)

Ryan Hartzell capped off a breakout season with a goal that will long be remembered in FC Novonaya's history as the club clinched its first major trophy, playing a pitch-perfect deadbolt strategy to stymie the five-time winners Latrobe Athletic. After Hartzell got onto a through ball to give the Centaurs a lead, it was backs to the wall for an hour as Latrobe threw everything they could at Novonaya and could consider themselves unlucky not to have found a way back into the match. What else could they have done, as Mêrrlínô Sôdô certainly earned the player of the match award with 16 saves for the clean sheet, and will certainly be remembered as the hero of this marvellous triumph.

FC Novonaya 1 Hartzell (27')
Mêrrlínô Sôdô, Luke Harris (Ryan Yaiters 77'), Ross Saint-Pierre, Daeved Rillter, Pauline Chupryna, Scott Slater (Luca Gleiss 59'), Jourdain Luthier, Cilliam Mac an Fhinntain, Alejandra Lunney, Adon Johnson, Ryan Hartzell (Christian Stipic 82')
Latrobe Athletic 0
Dominic Tessier, Karon Murrell, Marc Wenger, Sasha Stepanov, Mitchell Abraham (Crispin Fremont 77'), Neil Ferry (Tessa Locke 83'), Kieran McCurdy (Marten Solomonson 83'), Belaj-Rilan Dar, Anke Waechter (Senad Tkalcic 71'), Aidan Caoidheach (Émîróînó Üjíkân 77'), Caspian Garberg

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70th Cup Winners' Cup final - The Samseongoloondongjang, Songak, Quebec and Shingoryeo

Well, RCU were always going to be a difficult opponent, but oh, come on. Fans were left heads in hands as Latrobe Athletic lost a cup final for the second time in a week, and not even in any way that suggested they had a chance. Well, they probably were hoping they could find some master plan when they went into the half time break a goal down, but Raynor City United would not be denied and stamped their dominance onto the match.

Raynor City United 3 Lundström (20'), Moore (61'), Pelle (74')
Latrobe Athletic 0
Dominic Tessier, Karon Murrell (Jordan Mansbridge 83'), Marc Wenger, Sasha Stepanov, Mitchell Abraham, Neil Ferry, Kieran McCurdy, Anke Waechter (Ariana Coutler 63'), Senad Tkalcic (Belaj-Rilan Dar 63'), Aidan Caoidheach (Marten Solomonson 76'), Caspian Garberg (Charlotte Boyle 83')
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SEASON 83 / 202-203 F.E.


Louis Eeko‘o [GK], age 26 (KSK)
Kâyetá Jírraósôás [RB], age 38 (KSK/FFD)
Tiare Aubonleta [CB], age 21 (KSK/ARI)
Viljar Halle* [CB], age 33 (SRS)
Yves Kitenge [LB/CB], age 25 (KSK/ARI) [c]
Dermot Rashed [CM], age 25 (KSK)
Rhys Polom [CM], age 21 (KSK)
Amélie Cailbhin* [LB/LM], age 24 (KSK)
Conan Batori [RM], age 34 (KSK)
Stéphanie Hakemi [CF], age 33 (KSK)
Rian Teokotai* [AM/ST], age 21 (KSK/ARI

Sasha Shivan [GK], age 28 (KSK)
Phillip Johnson [RB], age 32 (KSK)
Simone Yamada [CB], age 24 (KSK)
Enrique Jaeger [CB], age 29 (KSK)
Jérémie Huitope [CM], age 31 (KSK/ARI)
Lenat Hue [AM], age 32 (KSK/ARI)
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Association Ariddienne
Home ground: Pavilion d'éducation physique et des sports de l'Université d'Outineau (PEPSUO) (cap. 8,400)
Facilities: Ground ★★ / Training facilities ★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Honours: Kelssek National (1): 71 runners-up: 82
Notable ex-players: Danielle Maradrogba, Êsêkïl dí Völará, Jenas Maraipu
Manager: Nico Eosh, age 44 (KSK)

Located in the northeastern Galeries d'Anjou district of Outineau, and representing a community sports club that was founded by the Ariddian diaspora in Kelssek but serves people of all backgrounds. This is as grassroots as it gets, to the point that members have debated splitting off the professional team as some regard it as distracting from the rest of the community activities the club does. As their regular home ground Stade Pailler does not meet Championship standards, they rent the Université d'Outineau stadium when in the top flight.

L'Assoc have dropped into the third division since the last time they've been seen at these heights, but have shot back up the pyramid in the three years since that remarkably terrible year that saw them last in the National. After some pained soul-searching the membership decided that yes, they do want a professional team for the kids to aspire to, and to their credit that revamped the coaching and management in a way that produced results quickly. If anything winning promotion to the top flight might have come a bit too quickly, but the young core of this team feels like they have nothing to lose. Rian Teokotai is a young striker to watch, while experienced signings like Viljar Halle and Phillip Johnson have been brought in for their leadership qualities, joining world-class veterans in the lineup like Kâyetá Jírraósôás who will not be overawed by the big stage at all.

Last five seasons: 2nd (Nat), 9th (Nat), 2nd (AssnS), 22nd (Nat), 4th (Nat)
Players in: Phillip Johnson (Burnaby, free), Conan Batori (Shearwater, free), Viljar Halle (Brasta, free)

Megan Woodwell [GK], age 31 (KSK)
Grazzja Le Brun [LB], age 25 (VDR)
Sven Fuchs [CB], age 27 (STL)
Zétény Szatmári [CB], age 29 (PAS)
Drake Lokombo-Ssekitoleko [RB], age 21 (BNJ/QUE)
Agapeto Licea [CM/DM], age 26 (KSK/FFD)
Titan Pogbacar* [CM], age 25 (KSK) C
Aleksandra Sundberg [CM], age 22 (VAL)
Zakaria Nordin [LW], age 22 (VAL)
Rory Joseph [RM], age 33 (KSK)
Xek Sunsaber [ST], age 27 (CEN)

Eamon Mac Dùbhghlas [GK], age 28 (KSK)
Amelia Clark [LB/RB], age 25 (KSK)
Damien Neusa [LB], age 23 (KSK)
Melissa Gaudreault [CB], age 31 (KSK)
Fredrick Kalmikov [CB], age 26 (KSK)
Matheo Steen [CB/DMC], age 16 (VAL)
Brodee Rorck [RB], age 21 (KSK)
Yves Soonias [LB/RB], age 30 (QUE)
Gudmund Stolzman [DM], age 22 (PIS)
Trant Pætterson [DM], age 20 (KSK)
Therése Svedberg [DM], age 20 (TKT)
Alexis Garrison [AM/CM], age 24 (KSK)
Vangelis Anagnakis [CAM], age 31 (DEL)
Fabián Casias [AM], age 19 (TER)
Treszka Kovách [A/MC], age 20 (PAS)
Yara MacEachinn [RM], age 26 (KSK)
Ariane Hirji [RW], age 22 (KSK)
Meredith Nishiyaki [LW/RW], age 29 (KSK)
Marius Leonīds [LW], age 19 (CRN)
Nicole Gillam [LM/CM], age 30 (KSK)
Ketsia Ventura [AM/CF], age 28 (KSK)
Emily Bradwell [ST], age 24 (KSK)
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Burnaby Sport Club
Home ground: Stadium Konueira (60,200)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★★ / Training facilities ★★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★★
Main rivals: Coquitlam United, Kirkenes FC
Honours: Kelssek Championship (18): 4, 13, 16, 25, 29, 44, 47, 48, 50, 52, 54, 58, 64, 65, 68, 74, 80, 82; runners-up: 56, 63, 67, 76
Coupe des Patriotes (3): 14, 23, 27; finalists: 8, 11, 24, 29
Fanzines: Altitude Sickness, Two O'Clock Gun, Blue Patch Boys
Notable ex-players: Phillip Lozic, Thamior Liadon, Bernard Despatie, Maiev Feidhlim, Kari Zücker, Pierre Vasseur, Nacuémiró Buené, Andreas Bjerk, Ikra Yonte, Oliver Crossley, Deni Cowler, Olaf Haabjörn, Minerva Emond, Ingrid Lambert
Manager: Ryan Potter, age 64; job status: effin' magic
Asst. manager: Adrian Tremblay-Fillon, age 48, First team coaches: Judith Sturgess, age 56; Bailey Sellwood, age 43, Youth team manager: Helios Roy [AUD], age 39

History and records – The most league titles, the country’s biggest name in soccer, the most productive youth academy, but notably no IFCF trophies.

Burnaby's championship pedigree helped them hold their nerve to come out on top of an intensely close title race in the final months, that was eventually decided by goal difference. The big departure here is Ingrid Lambert, club and national team captain, deciding to retire after leading the club to their 18th championship. Frederick Kalmikov has a chance to compete with new signing Sven Fuchs for the role as starting centre-back, and it will be an interesting to see if this unsettles the backline or they'll just plough ahead without missing a beat. Barring that going very poorly, Burnaby are probably title favourites again, if you think stability will help them more than their main challengers having chopped and changed in what only time will tell were desperate or astute moves to catch them..

Last five seasons: 1st, 3rd, 1st, 4th, 3rd + Cup winner
Players in: Sven Fuchs (Oceanic, ϑ1.7m/$4.4m), Mateo Steen (Night Academy)
Players out: Phillip Johnson (Ariddienne, free), Ingrid Lambert (retired), Helios Roy (retired), Damien Neusa (Riuwee Utd, loan)

Oliver Crossley [GK], age 36 (TKT)
Charlotte Schöner [LB], age 27 (CMT)
Loisé Camserhe [D C], age 36 (KSK/FFD)
Charles Favre [CB], age 28 (KSK)
Mathias Hertzog* [RB/CB], age 22 (PAS)
Shaun Bradwell [CM], age 31 (KSK)
Karl Kagawa [CM], age 34 (KSK)
Jamie Phaneuf [LM], age 24 (KSK)
Joseph Kranz* [CAM], age 32 (STL)
Emre Massinen* [AM/CF], age 27 (KSK) C
Cecil Maruscak [CF], age 30 (ZEN)

Hakon Campeau [GK], age 24 (KSK)
Alex Llewellyn [LWB], age 26 (SYL)
Kaelyn Ianokis [LB/RB], age 33 (KSK)
Anthony Na [CB], age 33 (KSK)
Artem Baldov [RB], age 35 (KSK)
Georgia Cloutier [CB], age 26 (KSK)
Inga-Lisa Jansson [RM], age 35 (NRH)
Ciyle McKinnon [DM/CM], age 21 (KSK)
Patrick Phelps [CM], age 29 (KSK)
Jason Dumoulin [LM], age 26 (KSK)
Rosalie Bourke [RW], age 33 (KSK)
Mâánü Êf [CM/RM], age 21 (KSK/FFD)
Billie Valls [RW], age 30 (CNR)
Rachel Vanson [ST], age 29 (CDG)
Toby Roswell [CF], age 22 (KSK)
Kylia Vukcevic [ST], age 27 (KSK)
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Clayquot City Football Club
Home ground: Kanard Park (32,600)
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Honours: Kelssek Championship (2): 10, 26; runners-up: 53
Coupe des Patriotes (2): 10, 11; runners-up: 16
Notable former players: Seamus Wylten, Victor Clinton, Fabio Coimbra, Raizen Saikyomono, Joanna Rigby
Fanzine: Gold Star Republic
Manager: Laurel Tinker-Witt [ZWZ] (job status: teetering)
Asst. manager: Odveig Wheeler [STL], age 47; Coaches:

History and records. A long track record where they’re usually in the top half but no better has bred a strange mix of frustrated ambition and fatalism. Under Tinker-Witt they’ve settled on tight defensive organization and a counter-attacking style, but with not a lot of upward momentum there's considerable grumbling that her tactics have been ‘solved’ by the rest of the league and she hasn’t shown the ingenuity to progress things. If there isn’t a sign of upward momentum this season it could well be time the board finally decides it’s time for a new approach. Young signing Mâánü Êf has potential but there’s a danger too much pressure to step into the breach could be too much too soon. That said, this would be a nice change of pace as one of the problems that the management seems to be repeatedly incapable of solving is the glut of injury-prone veteran players they seem to always have hanging around – you would think this would thin out naturally as they retire or go out of contract but they seem to keep restocking with more. Tinker-Witt could justifably complain she’s done the best with the materials at hand.

Last 5 seasons: 11th, 11th, 5th, 7th, 8th
Players in: Mâánü Êf (Kingstown, ϑ575k)
Players out: Michael Sveyn (contract expiry), Ciaran Black (Saintsport, free), Milan Okumura (Río, $1.5m)

Trìona Mercer [GK], age 28 (KSK)
Leïla Desharnais [LB], age 24 (KSK)
Abel Manuko [CB], age 26 (CRN)
Mikko Violette [CB], age 33 (KSK)
Suzanne Pilote [RB], age 25 (PTR)
Mark Sullivan [DM], age 23 (KSK)
Carl Gaudreault [CM], age 32 (KSK)
Fang Chenguang* [RW], age 31 (CMT) C
Petra Ayres [LM], age 23 (TKT)
Siobhan Creed [AM/CF], age 21 (KSK)
Tara Measley [CF], age 27 (KSK)

Graham Notley [GK], age 23 (KSK)
Brecc Ó Dubhartaigh [LB/RB], age 22 (KSK)
Janet Avila [CB], age 27 (KSK)
Elli Tinkler [CB], age 24 (KSK)
Maude-Louise Welsh [RB], age 30 (KSK)
Mary Cailbhin [DM], age 28 (KSK)
Artem Paterson [CM], age 26 (KSK)
Callie Ong [RM], age 28 (KSK)
Marc Lundberg [RW/LW], age 22 (KSK)
Fyodor Dsyuba [OM], age 30 (SVJ)
Ngakan Ketut Juli Arka [LM], age 32 (UMS)
Andraž Koprivc [ST], age 22 (MYT)
Michael Djenkzo [CF], age 19 (INS)
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Coquitlam United Football Club
Home ground: Maillardville Park (20,300)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Main rivals: Burnaby SC
Honours: Kelssek Championship (1): 28; runners-up: 51, 52, 66
Patriotes Cup (1): 21; finalists: 14, 28
Fan media: Bear-Proof Bins, Coqued Up
Notable ex-players: Kassel Pokorný, Arjan Singh, Aldo Vocani, Dusty Clement, Obey Chidiebere, Pierre-Louis Laishram, Maelle Sarada
Manager: Cory Greenwood, age 51 (job status: shrug emoji)

History and records. Things have been deeply indifferent at Coquie lately as they flail around mid-table, but there's hope that Cory Greenwood's focus on making this a team more able to keep the ball and dictate the play has made them more solid, even if the lack of the counter-attacking impetus saw them suffocated frequently by the big clubs. Big expectations and hope are being put on young players like Siobhan Creed and Petra Ayres to push them back into the top half of the table, at least.

Last five seasons: 12th, 12th, 15th + Cup finalist, 11th, 15th
Players in: none
Players out: Annamay Hunter (Hamiltonian, ϑ300k), Destry Lefranc (retired), Artem Paterson (Coohen City, ϑ500k/$1.4m)
Jane Townsend [GK], age 28 (KSK)
Carole Dennvir [RB], age 23 (KSK)
Anton Zivkovic* [CB], age 23 (KSK)
Lief McLaren [CB], age 24 (KSK)
Altwidus Aeneas [WB], age 27 (ZEN)
Amalie Vågen* [MC], age 20 (VAL)
Michael Empl [CDM], age 29 (CGS)
Aja Achilles [D R/M RC], age 34 (EFL) C
Cory Fisher [LM], age 26 (MYR)
Annamay Hunter* [AM/CF], age 23 (KSK)
Philip Chan [ST], age 22 (CRN)

Lex Krause [GK], age 23 (KSK)
Coleen Brightley [RB], age 29 (KSK)
Markus Kozar [RB/LB], age 25 (KSK)
Danijel Pintarić [LB], age 22 (MYT)
Ian Paquin [CB], age 29 (KSK)
Hunter Pollock [DF], age 26 (XAN)
Revan Gotte [LB], age 29 (AHR)
Aurelia Soós [MC/RW], age 20 (PAS)
Gunnar Biltz [MC], age 23 (PIS)
Anni Phelps [CM], age 27 (KSK)
Roibéard Ó Cuinneagáin [RM/CM], age 23 (KSK)
Iain Moore [LM/RM], age 28 (KSK)
Tallin Reed [RM], age 30 (NPH)
Vance Sequin [CAM], age 29 (XAN)
Jaden Kasanga [ST], age 29 (SEM)
Oakleigh Carpenter [CF], age 35 (EFL)
Anna Cook [ST], age 20 (SFD)
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Hamiltonian Cambria Football Club
Home ground: B.A. Johnston Field (24,700)
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Honours: Kelssek Championship runners up: 82
Kelssek National Northern (1): 58
Rivals: Kirkenes FC
Fanzines: Dragon's Breath Mints
Notable former players: Dario Tule, Tomas Guisao, Roksana Koroleva, Anke Waechter, Mesi Klarlmas, Sofie Mylonakis
Manager: Hannah Wilton [QUE], age 55 (job status: secure)
Asst. manager: John Parker [KSK], age 41; Coaches: Kimiko Koizumi [HIN], age 43, Erin Matysiak, age 37

History and records. Like its post-industrial home city, Cambria clings to its blue-collar identity as a club even as its present-day reality is globalized, cosmopolitan, and services-oriented. Even as it ended in disappointment, it was a genuinely magical season for Cambria as they led the league for much of the year before they lost out on the title by goal difference. And their old place in the player supply chain was reinforced as a key star of that season Sofie Mylonakis got into the Kelssek World Cup squad and scored a big transfer which the club has plowed into a raft of new signings. Perhaps the most important move however was holding on to Anton Zivkovic, which should mean they’ll stay hard to break down if nothing else.

Last five seasons: 2nd, 8th, 6th, 13th, 12th
Players in: Annamay Hunter (Coquitlam Utd, ϑ200k), Tallinn Reed (Outineau, ϑ250k), Altwidus Aeneas (Torbay, ϑ500k/$1.3m), Amalie Vågen (Surtsey Island Gulls), Aurealia Soós (Koppen Rig Force), Michael Empl (Welser, ϑ400k/$1m)
Players out: Sofie Mylonakis (Kitara ϑ2m/$5m), Rasheed Habib (contract expiry)
Jasmine Mac an Tòisich [GK], age 30 (KSK)
Indehires Auhumevahe* [LB], age 24 (KSK)
Mikko McKillican [CB], age 24 (KSK)
Remko Struvink [CB], age 25 (CMT)
Eloise Lìos [RB], age 27 (KSK)
Paul Patterson [DM/CM], age 24 (KSK) C
Tom Ballard* [CM], age 26 (KSK)
Lee Ó Murchadha [CM/AM], age 26 (KSK)
Foster Elkers [AM], age 26 (KSK)
Damon Fisher [CF], age 30 (KSK)
Dylan Carbone* [ST], age 21 (SNL)

Tadia Nolenko [GK], age 27 (XAN)
Maya Negri [LB], age 33 (KSK)
Clement Mills [CB], age 24 (KSK)
Maryanne Lapierre [CB/DM], age 30 (KSK)
Jasmine Griogal [CM], age 28 (KSK)
Harry Toir [CM], age 21 (KSK)
Aaron Eid [LW/CF], age 29 (KSK)
Jessica Drury [AM], age 32 (KSK)
Mason Butler [AM/CF], age 26 (KSK)
Kevan Riiter [ST], age 31 (KSK)
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Kingstown Athletic Club
Home ground: Larkhamfield (18,800)
Facilities: Ground ★★ / Training ★★ / Youth system ★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Rivals: Burnaby SC
Honours: Kelssek Championship (1): 46
Kelssek National (3): 64, 76, 82; runners-up: 80
Coupe des Patriotes (2): 9, 29
Manager: Eva Karven; Asst. manager: Alessandro Bella [SVG], age 39; Coaches: Donnach Ó Ceanndubháin, age 41; Ryan Boyle, age 41

Based in the genteel capital of Konueira, in times long past they were a regular presence in the first division but they couldn’t cope when the sport’s growth in popularity meant muddling through in mid-table got harder and harder. While Kingstown fans consider Burnaby SC their main rivals, Burnaby generally doesn't deign to reciprocate, even after the final of Coupe des Patriotes 9 where the Lakers won the trophy in an upset victory and did not hold back in rubbing their illustrious opponents’ noses in it.

Eva Karven has brought Kingstown the National title and straight back into the Championship, fuelled by Dylan Carbone’s breakthrough as a prolific striker – but can the kid do it at this level? That could make the difference to a team that could feel they were unlucky to be relegated two years ago, and which has shown a certain maturity and growth over the past season. They’re definitely a team to watch and while they might still go down, they’ll certainly put up a big fight doing so.
Jenas Maraipu [GK], age 33 (KSK/ARI)
Alexis Tuskie [LB], age 29 (SNL)
Lazar Soltész [CB/RB], age 20 (PAS)
Colm Lumsden [CB], age 27 (KSK)
Kweon Hyeok-Joon [RB], age 27 (QUE)
Dong Yichun [CM], age 25 (YZH/NZG)
Oskari Perry [CM], age 25 (KSK)
Aurora Merelu [CDM/CAM], age 29 (SAJ)
Liljan Álfarsdottír Zhou [RW], age 26 (YZH/GRF)
Evin Françine-Miklavivec [AP], age 29 (CMT)
Yob Yeyeh Aan* [ST/AMC], age 28 (BNJ) C

Aidan Dupuis [GK], age 28 (KSK)
Joseph Albeam [GK], age 19 (KSK)
Joseph-Jean Compagnie [LB], age 23 (KSK)
Albert Gnaybri [CB], age 28 (KSK)
Natalia Konarik [CB/LB], age 32 (KSK)
Ruaridh Ó hÓgáin [RB], age 21 (KSK)
Oskari Ross [DM], age 23 (KSK)
Trent McKelvey [CM], age 19 (KSK)
Sydney Pouliot [CM/LM], age 25 (KSK)
Jan Van Dijcke [LW], age 33 (CNR)
Sierra Bonilla [LW/RW], age 19 (KSK)
Gao Renliang [CAM], age 24 (YZH)
Peter Markov [LM/AM], age 29 (KSK)
Satria Wiradarma [RM], age 35 (PCU)
Quirino Naoise [RW], age 20 (CRN)
Maelle Sarada [CF], age 31 (KSK)
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Kirkenes Football Club
Home ground: Exhibition Place (41,200)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★★ / Training ★★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★
Honours: Kelssek Championship (6): 9, 18, 37, 42, 75, 81; runners-up: 60, 70
Coupe des Patriotes (1): 19
IFCF Champions League (1): 16; runners-up: 17
IFCF Associations Trophy runners-up: 18
Vilitan Cove Invitational (1): 14
Rivals: CF Outineau, Burnaby SC, Passerine
Notable ex-players: Darach Salthill, Victor Nyquist, Bors Warwick, Quinten van der Ven, Ceferino Audiol, Hannah Devore, Bastian Wolff, Brian Kilcullen, Catheline Matthias, Lacina Issoumou
Fanzines: Rubber Pellets Digest, Centre of the Universe
Manager: Margerie Pax [CMT], age 62 (job status: insecure)
Assistant manager: Areke Shinra [HIN], age 42; Coaches: Brad Brunelle, age 46; Issac Lafrenière, age 40

History and records. The richest club in the country, the one with the most subscribing members, and genuinely trying to stop its ultras from doing fascist salutes all the time. If there’s one Kelssek club to base the bullying bad guys of sports movies on, it’s this one. Also plays at Waterfront Dome sometimes.

Defending the title has never been easy – no one’s managed it since that world-beating Shearwater team – and any delusions Kirkenes would manage it after having two key players up stakes for greener Tumbran pastures were quickly disappointed. Not only that, a series of injury problems beset the team, which looked disjointed and uncoordinated at times. All in all, it seems there’s never a dull moment in Kirkenes and Kaiden Pépin leaving after a season of injuries and negativity, including getting booed while playing for Kelssek after missing a league match was the season-defining controversy. Uncharacteristically, or because they’ve seriously amortized their spending in the last two seasons, the Red Firm have earned more transfer fees than they’ve spent, and one hopes this isn’t the beginning of a loss of faith in the manager...

Last five seasons: 1st, 4th, 2nd, 5th
Players in: Trent McKelvey (youth), Oskari Perry (Océanic), Sierra Bonilla (youth), Joseph Albeam (youth)
Players out: Lacina Issoumou (1896 Ebor, undisclosed), Kaiden Pépin (Sivolvia Capitalizt, $2m), Bleke Durocher (Mar Sara, $2.5m), Erica Perez (Sitka Valley, free), Seosamh Mac Ceallach (retired)

Dominic Tessier [GK], age 23 (KSK)
Karon Murell [LB], age 30 (MRT)
Brendan Crawford [CB], age 27 (KSK)
Sasha Stepanov [CB], age 31 (CMT)
Mitchell Abraham [RB], age 22 (CRN)
Tessa Locke [CM], age 32 (CDG/QUE)
Neil Ferry [CM], age 29 (KSK)
Logane Hannigan [CM], age 26 (KSK) C
Anke Waechter [LW], age 32 (VAL)
Akhil Neviud [RM], age 29 (SRS)
Caspian Garberg [AM LC/ST], age 28 (VAL)

Alison Troczynski [GK], age 31 (KSK)
Jordan Mansbridge [LB], age 25 (KSK)
Marc Wenger [CB], age 33 (KSK)
Monica Saint-Pierre [RB], age 30 (KSK)
Kieran McCurdy [CM], age 29 (KSK)
Belaj-Rilan Dar [LM], age 27 (QUS/SRS)
Kevin Joseph [AM], age 29 (KSK)
Marten Solomonson [AM C], age 31 (PIS)
Parris Marks [AM/CF], age 19 (KSK)
Émîróînó Üjíkân [OM], age 37 (FFD)
Aidan Caoidheach [CF], age 27 (KSK)
Ariana Coulter [ST], age 27 (KSK)
Charlotte Boyle [LW/CF], age 21 (KSK)
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Latrobe Athletic and Football Club
Home ground: Macquarie Docklands (55,700)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Rivals: Clayquot City
Honours: Kelssek Championship (8): 2, 14, 21, 24, 34, 53, 69, 78; runners-up: 55, 64, 65, 74
Coupe des Patriotes (4): 4, 24, 26, 28, 30; runners-up: 1, 12, 30
IFCF Champions League runners-up: 10; IFCF Challengers Cup runners-up: 6, 19; Cup Winners’ Cup runners-up: 70
Fanzines: That's Not the Try Line, Lad Romance
Notable ex-players: Ruslan Demetriev, Aleksander Lukonov, Raïf Ducharne, Bridget Coombe
Manager: Bryce Graughan [KSK], age 45 (job status: meh); Asst. manager: Reeve Sheehan [BRE], age 43; Coaches: Iroha Irei [HIN], age 39

History and records. Arguably better-known for its rugby team, this club gets your heart racing in their red and white, be my Docklands dream tonight...

Reaching two cup finals is always memorable. That doesn’t mean good, through, because they also lost two cup finals last year; this team has been good at winning the Patriotes Cup but they also added a third international tournament they’ve lost the final in when they were swatted away by Raynor City United in the Cup Winners’ Cup. And while most fans are willing to see what Bryce Graughan can do, the indifferent league form has put some pressure on him as the club enters a tricky period of generational transition where they have to start thinking about who can supply creativity besides Anke Waecheter. At least goalkeeping isn’t going to be an issue with Dominic Tessier increasingly benching longtime number one Alison Troczynski; healthy competition keeps the sheets clean, but they could struggle for goals against the bigger teams.

Last five seasons: 7th, 5th, 3rd + Cup winner, 1st, 3rd + Cup winner
Players out: Crispin Fremont (Novonaya), Senad Tkalcic (undisclosed)
Players in: Parris Marks (youth)

Estelle Bailey [GK], age 24 (KSK)
Logane Lamoureaux [LB], age 25 (KSK)
Zhao Fan [CB], age 26 (YZH)
Olivia McCurdy [CB/DM], age 24 (KSK)
Raphaëlle Frégnac [RB], age 27 (KSK)
Ewan Vespertine [CM], age 29 (CEN)
Joëlle Lozina [DM], age 23 (KSK)
Kuldeep Lowens [RM], age 26 (SRS) C
Padraig Sielski [LM], age 28 (KSK)
Trìona Smith [CF], age 22 (KSK)
Cuauhtemoc Mitznahuatl [ST], age 28 (TLA/TKT)

Nathan Mitten [GK], age 28 (KSK)
Cole Chandler [LB/RB], age 34 (KSK)
Graeme Day [CB], age 26 (KSK)
Colin Steward [CB], age 21 (KSK)
Aerron Poyter [RB], age 21 (KSK)
Liam Beckett [CB], age 20 (TKT)
Geraldine Claw [CM], age 29 (KSK)
Mandy Longpré [CM], age 33 (KSK)
Estelle Melde [CM/AM], age 36 (KSK)
Devunn Holt [CM/RM], age 20 (KSK)
Sandrine McLeod [LW], age 32 (KSK)
Oliver Harris [LM], age 21 (KSK)
Rosalie Bourke [RW], age 33 (KSK)
Tyrone Daly [AM], age 28 (KSK)
Teja Putra Kusuma [AM/ST], age 31 (UMS)
Cyprian Mazurowski [AM/ST], age 23 (CMT)
Winn Twillmeyer [ST], age 20 (KSK)
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Mazinaw Vanorian FC
Home ground: Crowchilds Road (18,100)
Facilities: Ground ★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Rivals: Strathcona Internationals
Honours: Patriotes Cup (1): 19; runners-up: 66
Kelssek National (1): 78; runners-up: 68; National South (1): 59
Fanzine: Tricky Trees
Notable ex-players: Tegan Earrach, Amber Docherty, Laura Adler, Pfander Oresund, Clodio Noya
Manager: Ren Fang (YZH), age 47 (job status: secure, for once); Assistant manager: Annabel Curtis (KSK), age 53; Coaches: Pherem Mutsuga (HIN), age 43

Based in the high plains city of Mazinaw, they’ve stumbled through the last few years in contrast to their rivals on the other side of Conryia. This club never had any original connection to Valanora or people from there; the name reflects the long-time popularity of that country’s league and national team among fans in Kelssek in the era when football was a niche sport and “real” fans watched the Premiership live on satellite. A top-half finish, for the first time in Ren Fang’s tenure, has the fanbase hopeful of upward momentum and a challenge for the IFCF spots, the next milestone on their quest. Mazinaw’s defensive players are good on the ball and the foundation of a blitzkrieg transition game that can be very effective against an unprepared or disorganized opponent. Their transfers have focused on younger players Ren sees as fitting his style, but while the doubters have been quietened it just takes a bad run to change the mood and he’ll know he needs to keep the momentum from last season going.

Last five seasons: 8th, 15th, 13th, 12th, 1st (Nat’l)
Players in: Colin Steward (Burnaby, ϑ150k), Liam Beckett (Eivora Ath academy), Cyprian Marurowski (Southern Chromatik Univ), Nathan Mitten (Novonaya, ϑ100k)
Players out: Slaven Bajalica (retired)
Mêrrlínô Sôdô [GK], age 24 (KSK/FFD)
Ryan Yaiters [LB], age 27 (KSK)
Ross Saint-Pierre [CB], age 29 (KSK)
Mihai Carolus Sorinescu [CB], age 21 (NTN)
Crispin Fremont [RB], age 33 (NPH)
Scott Slater [DM], age 33 (KSK)
Sasha Corbeth [CM], age 31 (KSK) C
Jourdain Luthier [CM], age 24 (KSK)
Cillian Mac an Fhinntain [CM], age 28 (KSK)
Jenna Wiens [RW], age 25 (KSK)
Christian Stipic [CF], age 27 (KSK)

Natalya Breault [GK], age 20 (KSK)
Luke Harris [LB], age 30 (KSK)
Laskin Kapotsis [CB], age 34 (KSK)
Daeved Rillter [CB], age 22 (KSK)
Pauline Chupryna [RB/RM], age 34 (KSK)
Martin Miliken [RB], age 35 (KSK)
Erinne Meldd [LB/RB], age 20 (KSK)
Luca Gleiss [DM], age 26 (KSK)
Alejandra Lunney [RW], age 29 (KSK)
Hamo Stacey [ST], age 21 (KSK)
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FC Novonaya
Home ground: Griffin Park (39,200)
Honours: Coupe des Patriotes (1): 30
Kelssek National (1): 79 runners-up: 61
Rivals: NGSA Ulyanof
Fanzine(s): The Grand Gallop
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Notable former players: Anne-Marie Roux
Manager: Anith Kehrt [SRS], age 63 (job status: good vibes), Asst. manager: Mason Blueman [KSK], age 46

Once a rising power with ambitions to qualify for IFCF, they are now riding the yo-yo between the first and second divisions. The fanbase imagines the club can do much better, the reality is they would snatch your arm off if you offered them a mid-table finish. A triumphant and gutsy win in the Patriotes Cup final made it a historic season for Novonaya, a summit to which they’ve had a long and bumpy climb in the past years. Ryan Hartzell stepped into the leading striker role decently well, scoring when it was most important even if the total might have been a bit disappointing - but now he's off to Swangard Athletic without an obvious replacement, though a strike partnership plan seems to have been tested in pre-season. Perhaps the biggest question marks surround the defence, which is experienced… perhaps too experienced, with an alarming vulnerability to being attacked with speed. And while Crispin Fremont brings a level of skill and and two-way ability that’s been all too rare at this club, it wasn’t a signing that brought the average age down very much.

Last five seasons: 15th + Cup winner, 17th, 15th, 1st (Nat), 19th
Players in: Crispin Fremont (Latrobe, free), Natalya Breault (Torbay, 225k), Hamo Stacey (Burnaby U21s), Alexander Husby (Night Academy)
Players out: Adon Johnson (West Haligonia Spartan, free), Nathan Mitten (Mazinaw, ϑ100k), Mary Massinen (Red Stars, free), Ryan Hartzell (Swangard Athletic, ϑ1.2m/$3.5m)
Marietta Rouland [GK], age 23 (KSK)
Xelez-Matez Wek [LB], age 25 (QUS/SRS)
Timo Thomsen [CB], age 34 (KSK) C
Putu Satria Wibawa [CB], age 28 (PCU)
Volodymyr Casiraghi [RB/LB], age 23 (KSK)
Tihomir Misita* [DM], age 28 (FFD/KSK)
Marcus Chatham [CM], age 26 (KSK)
Sabazio Ragone* [RW/AM], age 28 (JUE)
Katinka Fazakas [LW/ST], age 25 (PAS)
Louise Efimov-Tremblay [CF], age 27 (KSK)
Aurora Nilsen* [ST], age 28 (VAL)

Mark Bhàsa [GK], age 27 (KSK)
Taylor Stasiak [LB], age 34 (KSK)
Tessa Dryden [CB/LB], age 28 (KSK)
Leon Jones [CB], age 28 (KRY)
Claudia Tolmach [RB/CB], age 22 (KSK)
Sorcha Cleeves [RB], age 29 (KSK)
Nathan Tsacheilidis [CB], age 25 (KSK)
Christian Lange-Parker [LM], age 30 (SNL)
Eire Saint-Pierre [CM], age 27 (KSK)
Stéphanie Desharnais [RW], age 33 (KSK)
Medyson Consðntin [RM/CM], age 21 (KSK)
Julius Fournier [RM], age 26 (KSK)
Delphine Therrien [AM], age 24 (KSK)
James Kagawa [ST], age 28 (KSK)
Laure-Marie Simon [ST], age 23 (KSK)
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Océanic C.F. de Langlois
Home ground: Stade des Pacifiques (40,280)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★★ / Training ★★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★
Main rivals: CF Saint-Richard, CF Outineau
Honours: Kelssek Championship (9): 5, 11, 17, 19, 30, 56, 57, 66, 77; runners-up: 49, 71
Coupe des Patriotes (2): 2, 15; runners-up: 13
Fanzines: Coach-marde!, Aux larmes salés
Notable ex-players: Kiera Weiram, Zilar Galharretborde, Tyler Hodgson, Puxjodaskar Lohánares, Jordyn Mah, Issac Lafrenière, Chevalier Bay
Manager: Brigitte Coppinger [NPH], age 53 (job status: yes); Asst. manager: Kiera Weiram [MRN], age 48, Coaches: Jonathan Vaukhonen, age 42; Bruno Boulerice, age 38

History and records. Many dispute its claim to be the oldest football club in Kelssek, fewer dispute its history of innovation and excellence in tactical experimentation and training methods. It’s fair to say 4th place was better than expected, as Volodymr Casiraghi’s break-out year saw him earn a place in the Kelssek World Cup squad. Fazakas is a nice addition that gives Brigitte Coppinger the option of playing wider and stretching the play more, something the quick players in this team have thrived on. The big transfer move was offloading Sven Fuchs, however, and that opens up questions about how the defence will fare and there is some disquiet that the team is not getting closer to being title challengers at this rate.

Last five seasons: 4th, 3rd, 7th, 4th
Players in: Katinka Fazakas (East Franz Ath, undisclosed)
Players out: Sven Fuchs (Burnaby ϑ1.7m/$4.4m), Oskari Perry (Kirkenes, ϑ1m)

Maxime Carrieri [GK], age 28 (KSK)
Anastasia Halvorsen [LB], age 28 (VAL)
Ylva Stjern [D/MC], age 28 (VAL)
Lourence Hupe [CB], age 26 (KSK)
Jason Yuanjunsson Ren [RB], age 25 (YZH/GRF)
Logane Nordet [DM], age 29 (KSK)
Emmanuelle Authier [CM/AM], age 24 (KSK)
Joao Peres [CM], age 27 (JUE)
Boglárka Czakó [LW/RW], age 20 (PAS)
Chike Obident [RW/AM], age 28 (KSK)
Rémy Niemi [ST], age 24 (KSK)

Julianne Salemm [GK], age 20 (KSK)
Connor Magill [CB], age 26 (KSK)
Errol Tellier [CB], age 29 (KSK)
Artem Pelletier [CB], age 22 (KSK)
Jôs Ôsgân [CB], age 28 (KSK/FFD)
Tobert Usher [RB], age 32 (KSK) C
Marlène Ketsetzidis [RB/CB], age 18 (KSK)
Alain-Elric Sauvé [LB], age 31 (KSK)
Milislav Gucetic [LB/RB], age 25 (MYT)
Renée Batori [CM], age 21 (KSK)
Caio Serafim [CDM], age 18 (CRN)
Laurie Rajic [LM], age 27 (KSK)
Mint Leaf [RW/AM], age 37 (CRY)
Éric Pinard [AM], age 24 (KSK)
Phillippe Lavoie [CF], age 30 (KSK)
Caroline Doueihey [ST], age 25 (KSK)
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Club de football Outineau
Home ground: Stade Olympique (58,600)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★★ / Training ★★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★
Rivals: Kirkenes FC, Langlois Océanic, CS Saint-Rémy, CF Les Castors
Honours: Kelssek Championship (12): 12, 15, 27, 33, 41, 50, 60, 63, 67, 73, 76, 79; runners-up: 59, 75, 77, 78, 80, 81
IFCF Champions League (1): 19; runners-up: 20
Coupe des Patriotes (5): 5, 13, 16, 17, 22; runners-up: 21, 25
Ad'ihan Challenge Trophy (1): 18
Notable former players: Blake McDonagh, Jean-Phillippe Auiloquet, Ashley Douglass, Gabriel Lapierre, James McDonald, Loïc Maçon-Petrault, Issac Lafrenière, Brigitte Coppinger, Adam Corvin, Ronin Otero, Jarno Ytsdan, Danielle Maradrogba
Fan channels: Tourtière congelé, Latte-Sipping Cock Muncher TV
Manager: Romain Dupuis, age 64 (job status: revered) Asst. manager: Jean-Marc Arndeau, age 48; Coaches: Michael Cabrallo, age 44; Fioniann Baalbaki, age 38; Laurence Malanda, age 37

History and records. One of Kelssek football’s traditional powers, they hold the record for the most Patriotes Cup wins, are one of three clubs to have won a domestic double, and one of three to have won the Champions League.

Solid as they’ve been, the Rouge-et-bleu once again fell short in the league and that’s been the cue to plough through the squad for an overhaul. Rémy Niemi’s emergence as a leading striker has been a good solution with Ellex-Mar’s form dropping off last year. But more question marks surround how the team’s play will change with the midfield also being overhauled, with Popov and Otero both being offloaded in a ripping off the bandage moment, putting Joao Peres and Ylva Stjern into the limelight. Tobert Usher has been struggling with form and injuries in the last couple of years, losing his locked-in place in the national team as well, but if the veteran can get back to his best it’d be a huge boost to the squad as well. With the question of legacy on the minds of everyone at the club, can Romain Dupuis build one more championship team? Or will this turn out to have been a failed gamble and a painful transitional season?

Last five seasons: 3rd, 2nd, 2nd + CL finalist, 1st + CL winners, 2nd
Players in: Jôs Ôsgân (Saint-Rémy, ϑ0.5m/$2.4m), Marlène Ketsetzidis (youth), Renée Batori (Foothillers, loan),
Players out: Danielle Maradrogba (retired), Pierre van der Winkel (retired), Tallinn Reed (Hamiltonian, ϑ0.25m), Nadina Popov (ϑ0.9m/$2.5m), Ronin Otero (Kinzacher Ellmann, ϑ0.7m/$2m)

Zara Ishizaki [GK], age 28 (KSK)
Stéphanie Kouam [LB], age 26 (KSK)
Aërgad Becdelièvre [CB], age 24 (GVH)
Christina Grange [CB], age 30 (MRT) C
Tuomas Rajic [RB/RM], age 23 (KSK)
Taium Oldauw* [CM], age 32 (SRS)
Jonah Keller [CM], age 30 (SNL)
Frank Koslov [RM], age 25 (DOU)
Simon Vlammenzee [LM/CM], age 27 (TKT)
Martinius Enge* [AMC/ST], age 25 (VAL)
Guiseppe Allegri Gentile* [ST], age 29 (ZEN)

Nathaniel Williams [GK], age 33 (KSK)
Liam Cardinal [GK], age 19 (KSK)
Robert Gardijan [LB], age 22 (KSK)
Jasmine Gallagher [CB], age 23 (KSK)
Risteárd McGregers [MF], age 35 (EQS)
Jenessica Wright [DM], age 24 (XAN)
Linnea Cartwright [DM], age 18 (TKT)
Jaya Hadi Gunawan [RB], age 27 (PCU)
Angéline Ibanez [LM], age 30 (KSK)
Sara Violette [LW], age 36 (KSK)
Oscar Doeple [RM], age 26 (KSK)
Giovanna Savogliardi [RM/AM], age 33 (TKT)
Vanessa Weger [AM], age 32 (KSK)
Asmaran Nyalla [CF], age 21 (KSK)
Drî Tòr [F C], age 35 (KSK/FFD)
Jordyn Okazawa [CM/AM], age 31 (KSK)
Tim Hannes [ST], age 22 (KSK)
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Passerine Football Club
Home ground: Portedowns Park (26,400)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Rivals: Kirkenes FC
Honours: Kelssek National (3): 60, 66, 68
Fan media: Abusive Tweets
Notable ex-players: Zoé Goh-Lemaire, Ronin Otero, Agapeto Licea
Manager: Analor Avalor (KOR), age 55 (job status: stable); Asst. manager: Brayden Welland, age 44; Coaches: Sean Clarke, age 43; Lewis Brockton, age 38

Records and history. Has fashioned itself into a football club for those who like to sip an IPA (now supplied by the Terembev conglomerate) from a plastic cup at the stadium and don't mind finishing tenth being considered an accomplishment. Fans have come to expect a mid-table finish followed by the stadium being the site of a summertime concert calendar of electronica raves, but only the second part is really certain...

Analor Avalor has a solid and organized team with a pressing, attack-minded approach, so while the results aren’t always going their way – there’s some defences they just don’t have the quality to crack – there’s few complaints about the ambitions and entertainment value. Martinius Enge is going to be the key player this season, and while the playmaking forward is ultimately looking set for bigger things, for as long as they can hold on to him Passerine have a creative force that can really do damage. Frank Koslov is the most notable new signing.

Last five seasons: 13th, 13th, 14th, 16th, 16th
Players in: Vínseslâdís Jüxáá (youth), Linnea Cartwright (Parakleion Firebirds, free), Frank Koslov (Solvecere Union, ϑ0.3m/$0.75m)
Players out: Taras Paulkin (Tikariot City, $1.5m), Guilliame Honoré (Malta, $0.8m)
Li Lindholm [GK], age 32 (VAL)
Sarafine Latendresse [LB], age 30 (KSK)
Remigio Suescun [CB], age 28 (KSK/FFD)
Napoléon Lalande* [CB], age 26 (CMT)
Marco Santoro [RB], age 21 (CRN)
Maria Hadjipavlou [CM], age 29 (VDR)
Lydia Gomboult [CM], age 33 (MRT)
Hazmar Roger* [AMF/CMF], age 29 (EFL) C
Darwin James [LM], age 25 (CMT)
Anastasia Cederbergh [RM/CM], age 26 (TKT)
Pascal Murg [ST], age 27 (CGS)

Ruslan Fermier [GK], age 29 (KSK)
Chrissy Larmer [RB/LB], age 29 (CDG)
Yvonne Lawson [CB/LIB], age 31 (TMB)
Werner Wittler [LB], age 23 (TAX)
Emma Lefranc [CB], age 26 (KSK)
Marilou Groulx [RB], age 25 (KSK)
Milan Linden [DM], age 32 (KSK)
René Esposito [DM/CM], age 23 (KSK)
Madison Longstaff [MF], age 25 (CDG)
Carrie Boiyle [CM], age 20 (KSK)
Terence de Landa [AM C], age 32 (KSK)
Neil Hallett [CAM], age 24 (FVA)
Romy Métisser [CM/AM], age 24 (KSK)
Artemios Ostend [LM/LW], age 22 (KSK)
Florian Berkut [ST], age 36 (NPH)
Avril Lapierre [ST], age 30 (KSK)
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Club sportif de Saint-Rémy
Home ground: Stade Intersat (38,263)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Honours: Kelssek Championship (5): 8, 23, 55, 61, 62; runners-up: 57, 58, 72
Coupe des Patriotes (1): 3
Rivals: CF Outineau
Fanzine: Ceux qui mange tous les pogos, Carte-cadeaux de Dieu
Notable former players: Ian Sinclair, Brayden Custworth, Adrian Tremblay-Fillon, Greta Enger, Faragó Aranya, Aneurin Wakering, Denig Regnault, Arsène de Saintyon, Lio Turnau, Charles Linton-Arbour
Manager: Jonathan Dubois [KSK], age 51; Asst. manager: Gary Allard, age 59; Coaches: Gabriel Davies, age 44; Jérémie Chasseur-Ardenne, age 42; Cathy Hanselmann, age 40

History and records. The club of a large industrial city that fancies itself as more down-to-earth and friendly in contrast to their self-conceived stereotype of people from Outineau. It was a real step backwards for CSSR last season as Avril Lapierre picked the worst way to answer doubts about her ability: spending two months on the treatment table while Florian Berkut showed he was really past it. Unsurprisingly a striker was the transfer priority, but despite Pascal Murg’s merits – a YourTube compliation of EPIC GOALS and SKILLZ was inevitably made – he wasn’t on anyone’s radar in Kelssek, so there’s considerable doubt if this could be the move that gets them back on track for the top five and IFCF football.

Last five seasons: 9th, 5th, 10th, 8th, 10th
Players in: Pascal Murg (Zillertal SV, ϑ0.5m/$1.5m), Remigio Suescun (Star of Confederation, ϑ0.6m/$1.7m), Werner Wittler (Städeli, ϑ0.6m/$1.7m)
Players out: Jôs Ôsgân (Outineau, ϑ0.5m/$1.4m), Alain Chan (Wynleth Flyers, free)
Jade Houpert [GK], age 25 (KSK)
Kaley Harkness* [LB/RB], age 33 (TKT)
Callie Troulos [CB], age 28 (KSK)
Jérémie Gibson [CB/RB], age 21 (KSK)
Aaron Dupuis [RB], age 31 (KSK) C
Timothée Boisvert* [CM], age 28 (KSK)
Mathilde Boudjelal [CM], age 23 (KSK)
Alec Haruneïta [RM], age 25 (KSK)
Cédric Maurice [LW/RW], age 23 (KSK)
Hektör Sârró* [AM], age 26 (KSK/FFD)
Liùsaidh Wojcik [LW/ST], age 22 (KSK)

André-Alexandre Wasking [GK], age 22 (KSK)
Jolie Gauvreau [LB], age 23 (KSK)
Wisnunanda Adi Putra [CB], age 31 (UMS)
Simon-Louis Therrien [CB], age 22 (KSK)
Troy Painter [CB], age 28 (KSK)
Justin Gollander [RB], age 35 (KSK)
Alisse Duclair [CB/DM], age 34 (KSK)
Rémy Phibert [DM], age 18 (KSK)
Gerry Walsh [CM], age 30 (KRY)
Pirro Khalif [CM], age 20 (KSK)
Olivier Lee [CM], age 30 (KSK)
Antonina Kazankova [RM], age 28 (PYA)
Noah-Elliot Robins [LM], age 30 (KSK)
Ella Bélanger [CF], age 19 (KSK)
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Club de football Saint-Richard
Home ground: Stade Michel-Beaulieu (19,400)
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★
Honours: Kelssek Championship (1): 35
Coupe des Patriotes (1): 9
Rivals: Langlois Océanic
Fanzines: Moules frites
Manager: Cory Ferguson, age 40 (job status: newly hired); Asst. manager: Marietta Tesla [HIN], age 42; Coaches: Slaven Bajalica [KSK/FFD], age 37; Kite Rocastle [NPH], age 36

Les Navigateurs pride themselves on the ethos of being close to the community, and a squad primarily made up of gars t'chez nous, youth players from the local area who came up through its academy. The sentimental second-favourite club of many, whose presence in the first division and commitment to its identity confirms the romance of sport is not dead. Though a lot of buzz surrounded Mathilde Boudjelal and debutant Cédric Maurice, they showed more raw talent than end product and that was one reason that Maude-Louise Arsenault got the sack with the team sitting in the relegation zone midway in the season. Cory Ferguson salvaged the situation and there’s been a practically complete turnover of coaching staff, with the club taking an unusual step, for them, with none of the first team coaches having a previous connection to the city or the club. After coming close to relegation, perhaps a fresh approach and coaches untethered to traditions is the shake-up needed, but it also means they’re coming in with a bit of negative equity with many in the fanbase, who even question keeping Cory Ferguson on, thinking he should still have done better than escaping relegation by two points. While the team looks capable of improving on last year, the lack of a bona fide centre forward is likely to hold them back.

Last five seasons: 17th, 12th, 8th, 13th, 16th
Players in: Pirro Khalif (youth), Ella Bélanger (youth), Rémy Phibert (youth)
Players out: Aaron Lyybeck (Stade Laneux, free)
Mavrik Rowland [GK], age 32 (KSK)
Kurispin Moloses [RB], age 35 (FFD/KSK) C
Martín Ferrari [CB], age 34 (VLD)
Sarah Pritchard [CB], age 27 (KSK)
Caroline Tollefsen* [LB], age 25 (VAL)
Cassandra van der Borght [CDM], age 27 (CMT)
Julius Martineau [CM], age 27 (KSK)
Christine van Dusen [LW/RW], age 26 (KSK)
Sammy Mao* [RW/CF], age 25 (KSK)
Felix Kalimuendo* [CM/AM], age 25 (QUE)
Bastian Østby [ST], age 20 (VAL)

Theoren Lee [GK], age 29 (KSK)
Evan Peterson [GK], age 27 (KSK)
James Jouppi [LB/RB], age 27 (KSK)
Seamus Kennedy [LB], age 24 (KSK)
Samuel Derry [RB], age 22 (KSK)
Eoin Mac Dùbhghlas [CB], age 28 (KSK)
Hillary Marconi [CB], age 25 (KSK)
Sonya Verenichnaya [CM], age 29 (PYA)
Goulwen Baudrillart [CM], age 32 (OAM)
Natalia Drury [CM], age 24 (KSK)
Lojze Kokalj [LW], age 37 (STL)
Eoghan Cuckovic [LM/RM], age 29 (KSK)
Turid Bergfalk [AM], age 33 (SRS)
Peter Trimme [CF], age 20 (STL)
Liam Merz [CF], age 22 (STL)
Claire Glass [ST], age 30 (KSK)
Sarah Levesque [ST], age 23 (CDG)
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Shearwater Football Club
Home ground: Kingswharf (40,500)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Rivals: Port City, Langlois Océanic
Fanzines: Southwest Stand Dispatch, Yellow Brick Road
Honours: IFCF Champions League (1): 11
KFL Championship (4): 36, 40, 70, 71; runners up: 69, 73
Coupe des Patriotes (1): 21
Icons and legends: Shaheen Taleb, Karen, Damien Halliger, Loisé Camserhe, Tara Kreidel, Brion Steinno, Manda Iara, Timurdogan Yerli, Cathal Gallagher
Manager: Ermias Huniani [SRS], age 48 (job status: new guy); Assistant manager: Hannah Devore (CDG), age 41; Coaches: Miller West (BRE), age 39, Pietro Salinas, age 39

History and records. Founded as a sports club for the personnel of a Kelssek Navy base, the club no longer has formal links to the military but does reference this history the club crest’s resemblance to a ship’s badge. The first Kelssek club to win the Champions League, or any IFCF/UICA trophy. Shearwater have made some big moves with a change of manager and digging into the transfer market, notably at full-back where Tollefsen adds a dangerous two-way dimenson on the flanks. Young striker Bastian Østby is also up and coming, and with Larissa Campanella moving on this could be the youngster’s chance to seize a starting eleven spot alongside Liam Merz who’s also shown the ability to link things up on the attack. The fans are very positive and optimistic they could finally break out of the mid-table rut of the last three years, with some thinking that Tzevaada Muir was too loyal to some of the squad’s veterans and expecting Huniani to move fast and break things – preferably their opponents.

Last five seasons: 10th, 10th, 7th, 4th, 8th
Players in: Felix Kalimuendo (Torbay, ϑ0.6m/$1.8m), Cassandra van der Borght (Torbay, ϑ0.5m/$1.5m), Caroline Tollefsen (Ibini, ϑ0.9m/$2m), Eoghan Cuckovic (Union Lachaine, ϑ0.75m)
Players out: Larissa Campenella (contract expiry), Conan Batori (Assn. Ariddienne)

Erica Perez [GK], age 30 (KSK)
Tearlach NicCarmaig* [LB], age 29 (KSK)
Sarafine Dunbarr [CB], age 20 (KSK)
Ellen Sunkarn [CB], age 28 (KSK)
Curtis Holmm [RB], age 22 (KSK)
Artair Stirrus* [CM], age 28 (KSK) C
Jordyn Okazawa [CM/AM], age 31 (KSK)
Juan Solas [CM], age 29 (KSK)
Kerry Abermein [CF], age 28 (KSK)
Keannan Alto* [ST], age 22 (KSK)

Lesstiar Arrass [GK], age 22 (KSK)
Calen Staggion [LB], age 32 (KSK)
Tristun Connach [CB], age 26 (KSK)
Alban Chartzis [CB], age 23 (KSK)
Martin Pruest [RB], age 26 (KSK)
Ingalill Nygren [LM], age 17 (NRH)
Balre an Albans [CM], age 31 (KSK)
Catriona Brennaen [LM/RM], age 24 (KSK)
Ishihara Seison [RW], age 22 (CMT)
Alisonn Wegman [CF], age 24 (KSK)
Patrick Hamper [AM], age 23 (KSK)
Mannuel Smith [RM], age 30 (KSK)
Mark Ravelli [ST], age 22 (KSK)
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Sitka Valley FC
Home ground: St. Kilda Road (19,600)
Rivals: Arlingsdale SC, Pembina City
Honours: KFL National (1): 62
Fanzines/channels: Nailed to the Pine
Manager: Stephaine Grübling, age 46; Asst. manager: Heidi Hopkins, age 40; Coaches: Terence Alder, age 37; Claire Sandhurst, age 51

Back in the first division after 19 years, they battered their way through the National and won the playoffs through defence, determination, and the dark arts. Whether that can hold up on the big stage is the big question. Steph Grübling, who if not a football terrorist is certainly a bad actor, isn’t one to back down and has cultivated a siege mentality in this team that has them highly cohesive and working hard as a unit. It could possibly be the kind of grit needed to survive what’s likely to be a tough relegation battle. The main worry has to be that this attack may not have the skill level needed to break through defences at this level, so if they lose their trench warfare mentality they could fold very quickly.

Players in: Hroethnarr Rofai-Ingvaire (Sassenian, free), Kerry Abermein (Saintsport, ϑ0.3m), Jordyn Okazawa (St. David, ϑ0.25m)
Players out: Rosemary Stubbins (retired)

Robert Breacher [GK], age 27 (KSK)
Valentin Féret [RB], age 25 (CMT)
Esteban Flores [RB/CB], age 26 (QUE)
Viktor Fløtre* [CB], age 20 (VAL)
Rhys Remillard [LB], age 27 (KSK)
Bryan Cairns [DM], age 27 (KSK)
Nadim Sahota [CM], age 22 (SRS)
Lena Whalen [RCM], age 31 (DAR)
Oskari Yamamoto* [LM], age 29 (KSK) C
Nadina Popov* [CM/DM/AM], age 28 (CMT)
Cateline Droullin [ST], age 21 (GVN)

Ross Soderling [GK], age 34 (KSK)
Almarc deu Rostraire [RB], age 22 (AUP)
Peter Calbert [CB], age 27 (KSK)
Ross Vetrone [CB], age 34 (KSK)
Artura Blakterd [CB], age 18 (KSK)
Jonathan Thorne [LB], age 17 (TKT)
Callie Powell [CM], age 30 (KSK)
Torres Chung [LM/CM], age 24 (KSK)
Irfan Hakemi [CM/AM], age 36 (KSK)
Aengus Gosling [LM], age 25 (KSK)
Sean Thompson [AM/ST], age 29 (KSK)
John Polito [ST], age 33 (KSK)
Musa Dugalić [ST], age 23 (MYT)
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Star of Confederation
Home ground: The Domain (22,565)
Honours: Kelssek National runners-up: 66
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Fanzine(s): Das Kapital
Manager: Nigella Daywell, age 53 (job status: some grumbling) Asst. manager: Teadgh Brewer, age 41; Coaches: Ross Knanirck, age 42, Madison Garneau, age 40

The club from the federal capital Neorvins was humming along for decades in the lower divisions until about 15 years ago when it overhauled its staff and built a technocratic approach to “high performance” and scouting, based more on sports management textbooks than hard won experience slogging through muddy pitches among the concrete towers of the suburbs like REAL football clubs for the PEOPLE. SoC are a club desperate to move upwards but struggling to break through the mid-table logjam.

The departure of longtime captain and midfield stalwart Girolamo Alcides has many talking about a new era for the club and hoping that a bit of a reconstruction could indeed be what they need, or at least that’s what manager Nigella Daywell has been promising all last season. The emergence of youngster Viktor Fløtre, who earned a call-up to Valanora’s DBC team, is one to watch, and the recruitment of Nadina Popov eases worries about how they’ll cope post-Alcides. But is this merely going to be the status quo or will they finally take a big step forward?

Last five seasons: 14th, 14th, 16th, 14th, 9th
Players in: Nadina Popov (Outineau), Artura Blakterd (youth), Jonathan Thorne (Fort Viljan Northern U16s)
Players out: Remigio Suescun (Saint-Rémy, ϑ0.6m/$1.7m)
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Tyler Anderson [GK], age 26 (KSK)
Willow Hunter [LB], age 23 (KSK)
Rosephine Thistle [CB], age 27 (QAD)
Kim Bo-Ram [CB], age 27 (CMT)
Matyas Hayek [RB], age 32 (STL) C
Stéphanie Wang [CM], age 29 (KSK)
Maram Tatsinan* [CM], age 26 (SRS)
Novio Agregado* [AM], age 24 (KSK/FFD)
Ashton McCulloch [LM], age 28 (KSK)
Lina Gården* [AMR/ST], age 28 (VAL)
Jeanne Gautier [ST], age 25 (SNL)

Akash Deepak [GK], age 22 (INS)
Stuart Markov [LB], age 28 (KSK)
Yves Hassler [CB], age 24 (KSK)
Jundon Shay [LB/RB], age 18 (KSK)
Heldon White [CB], age 26 (KSK)
Olivier Sansouci [CB], age 23 (KSK)
Geoff Prouse [RB], age 28 (KSK)
Jason Franke [RB/RM], age 29 (KSK)
Maxine Desharnais [RB], age 21 (KSK)
Joseph Kranz [CAM], age 32 (STL)
Simeon Rutvica [DM/CM], age 25 (KSK)
Luka Vodeničarski [CM], age 22 (MYT)
Romy Mills [AM], age 21 (KSK)
Priidik Bulut [RM/RW], age 23 (SRS)
Carthi Oskar [LM], age 34 (NPH)
Lily Witte [ST], age 28 (KSK)
Fínán Ó Muireartaigh [RW], age 21 (KSK)
Romain Schnorr [CF/ST], age 21 (KSK)
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Strathcona Internationals Football Club
Home ground: Bowreach (34,900)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Rivals: Mazinaw Vanorian, NGSA
Honours: Kelssek Championship (2): 59, 72; runners-up: 68
Patriotes Cup (1): 12; Runners-up: 7, 16, 26, 30
Vilitan Cove Invitational (1): 11/KFL66; Runners-up: 12
Kelssek National South (1): 53
Notable former players: Bratislav Rukavina, Bryan Hartpoach, Laurel Tinker-Witt, Lynne Crossley, Kite Rocastle, Trifonas Tolakis
Manager: Blake McDonagh, age 50; Asst. manager: Tenmu Tsu'umutapoa (HIN), age 40; Coaches: Carrie Buchanan, age 36; Nicolas Michel, age 35
Fanzines: To the Ends of the Earth, Mosh Pit of the Bourgeoisie

History and records. Based in Vickery, the capital of Conryia, the club was founded by a group of expatriate workers, and took the name of the industrial quarter south of central Vickery. A push for the Champions League in the latter part of the season fell short as their patchy results early in the season caught up with the Globalists. With a significant bit of turnover in the squad, including the departures of club legends like Tolakis and long-time mainstays like striker Tyoasi Klipark, a key question will be how well the squad will adapt, as the expectations remain to fight for the IFCF spots. It’ll be especially important for core players like Lina Gården and Novio Agregado to take on the leadership roles that Tolakis and Rocastle were filling. Their best years could still be ahead of them.

Last five seasons: 5th, 6th, 9th, 9th, 6th
Players out: Kite Rocastle (retired), Trifonas Tolakis (retired), Tyoasi Klipark (contract expiry), Ellen Underwood (Les Castors, free)
Players in: Maxine Desharnais (Galaxy SC, undisclosed), Akash Deepak (Neagra FC, ϑ0.4m/$1.3m), Jundon Shay (youth), Romy Mills (Torbay, ϑ0.5m), Romain Schnorr (youth)

Alexandre Destry [GK], age 25 (KSK)
Andreas Boit [RB], age 26 (KSK)
Fitheal Mac Niadh [CB], age 21 (KSK)
Robyn Le Galle* [CB], age 22 (KSK)
Aurora Östlund [LB/RB], age 25 (KSK) C
Angela Drihtin [DM/CM], age 21 (KSK)
Christian Lamn [CM], age 25 (KSK)
Ella Moore* [LM], age 34 (KSK)
Jérémie Legaré [RM/CM], age 21 (KSK)
Nayla Culloch* [CF], age 29 (KSK)
Aengus Le Galle [CF/ST], age 25 (KSK)

Olivia Mollenhauer [GK], age 23 (KSK)
Emre Sasseville [RB], age 22 (KSK)
Dean Crankshaw [LB], age 23 (CMT)
Léonie Polson [CB], age 26 (KSK)
Marc Gauthier-Fortin [CB], age 29 (KSK)
Noémi Devaney [LB], age 32 (KSK)
Noémi Christensen [CM], age 29 (KSK)
James Hawkins [RM], age 25 (KSK)
Joëlle Nagy [LW], age 26 (KSK)
Natalia Thwaites [CM], age 31 (KSK)
Niklas Rijker [WF], age 26 (KNZ)
Daniela van Basten [ST], age 25 (KSK)
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Union sportive de Lachaîne
Home stadium: Allée des Écluses-Noires (9,400)
Facilities: Ground ★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Fanzine(s): Mon p'tit corvette
Honours: Kelssek National (1): 81; runners-up: 73
Manager: Anton Girard, age 52

Based in a part of Outineau marked by the boom and bust of the shipping canal once integral to the economy of central Beaulac. Union’s team of raw young guns had to reel in their sugar-high style of attacking play just a little, but their sheer energy was enough, often enough, to ensure they’d be staying up. Faced with the challenge of captain Eoghan Cuckovic having been lured away, they have hung on to the rest of their core players so the prospects look decent that Union will survive this year, but don’t expect it to be easy. They’ll need to keep both exuberance and cool heads, but the experience of coming through a relegation battle is something that can’t be learned on the training ground and they’ll hope it will give them an edge. The addition of Ella Moore gives them someone with experience at the very highest level and should be a boost to the squad even if she clearly won’t be playing every minute.

Last five seasons: 16th, 1st (Nat), 5th (Nat), 4th (Nat)
Players in: Ella Moore (Raynor City Utd, ϑ0.6m/$1.5m), Aurora Östlund (Torbay, ϑ0.5m), Dean Crankshaw (Alno Univ. of the Arts, free), Niklas Rijker (Szbedansk, ϑ70k/$200k)
Players out: Eoghan Cuckovic (Shearwater, ϑ0.75m)

Transfers in
Name                      Pos   Age Nat   From                  To                   Fee (USD mil)
Werner Wittler DL 23 TAX FC Städeli TAX CS Saint-Rémy 1.7
Pascal Murg ST 27 CGS Zillertal SV CGS CS Saint-Rémy 1.5
Liam Beckett CB 20 TKT Eivora Ath TKT Mazinaw Vanorian 0.1
Linnea Cartwright DM 18 TKT Parakleion TKT Passerine 0
Katinka Fazakas LW/ST 25 PAS East Franz Ath PIS Océanic CF undisc
Amalie Vågen MC 20 VAL FC1. Surtsey Is PIS Hamiltonian Cambria undisc
Matheo Steen CB/DM 16 VAL Night Academy VAL Burnaby SC 0
Alexander Husby ST 16 VAL Night Academy VAL FC Novonaya 0
Nadim SAHOTA CM 22 SRS Syneca AC SRS Star of Confed. 1
Hroethnarr Rofai-Ingvaire CB 18 AUP Sassenlan AUP Sitka Valley 0
Niklas Rijker WF 26 KNZ VAT Szbedansk KNZ Union Lachaîne 0.2
Michael Empl CDM 29 CGS Welser AC CGS Hamiltonian Cambria 1
Cyprian MAZUROWSKI AM/ST 23 CMT S Chromatik Uni CMT Mazinaw Vanorian 0
Jonathan Thorne LB 17 TKT Fort Viljan Nor. TKT Star of Confed. 0
Aurelia Soós MC/RW 20 PAS Koppen Rig Force PIS Hamiltonian Camb undisc
Akash Deepak GK 22 INS Neagra FC INS Strathcona Intls 1.3
Caroline Tollefsen LB 25 VAL Ibini FC VAL Shearwater 2
Dean CRANKSHAW LB 23 CMT Alnio Uni Arts CMT Union Lachaîne 0
Frank Koslov RM 25 DOU Solvecere Union DOU Passerine 0.75
Weka Roche AM 20 SNL no club Burnaby SC 0
Kathryn Gray LM 19 SNL no club Kirkenes FC 0
Ingalill Nygren LM 17 NRH Norrhems Fotboll NRH Sitka Valley 0
Ella Moore LW 34 KSK Raynor City Utd VAL Union Lachaîne 0
Ishihara Seison RW 22 CMT Chromia CC Uni CMT Sitka Valley 0
Viljar HALLE CB 33 SRS Brasta FC SRS Assoc. Ariddienne 0

Players out
Ryan Hartzell             ST    24  KSK   FC Novonaya        Swangard Ath        QUE  2.5
Renée Batori CM 21 KSK CF Outineau Foothillers KYP loan
Colin Steward CB 21 KSK Mazinaw Vanorian 1912 Stelburg STL 3
Taras Paulkin CB 24 PYA Passerine Tikariot City TKT 1.5
Sofie Mylonakis AM/CF 27 KSK Hamiltonian Cam. Kitara AA BNJ 5
Daeved Rillter CB 22 KSK FC Novonaya Swangard Ath QUE 3
Guilliame Honoré CM 28 KSK Passerine Malta FC INS 0.8
Ársæll Einarsson LB/WB 21 KYP* Saintsport Heath Carroll Lewiston KYP 0
Ros deu Mapallier RB 24 AUP Torbay Thunder Wanda Island Wndrs AFT 1
Artem Paterson CM 26 KSK Coquitlam United Coohen City FC ZEN 1.4
Damien Neusa LB 23 KSK Burnaby SC Riuwiee United AFT loan
Kaiden Pépin CM 32 KSK Kirkenes FC Sivolvia Capitalizt SRS 2
Lacina Issoumou ST 30 MYT Kirkenes FC 1896 Ebor (?) MYT undisc
Milan Okumura CB 28 KSK Clayquot City Río CF VAL 1.5
Ronin Otero CM 29 QAD CF Outineau Kinzacher Ellmann ONR 2
Bleke Durocher CB 30 KSK Kirkenes FC Mar Sara FC VAL 2.5



Champions League 2nd qualifying round leg 1
Champions League 2nd qualifying round leg 2
Outineau 4-1 Dalton Town (aet; 5-4 agg)

Dalton Town (CBP) 3-1 Outineau

Champions League 3rd qualifying round leg 1
Champions League 3rd qualifying round leg 2
Felsenkirchen 0-2 Hamiltonian (2-4 agg.)
Straudum 3-0 Outineau (5-2 agg.)
Challengers Cup 3rd qualifying round leg 2
Kirkenes 1-0 AFC Lumington (2-0 agg.)
Strathcona 1-1 Heavenly Princess (3-5 agg.)

Hamiltonian 2-2 Felsenkirchen (STL)
Straudum (KOR) 2-2 Outineau
Challengers Cup 3rd qualifying round leg 1
AFC Lumington (STF) 0-1 Kirkenes
Heavenly Princess (BHR) 4-2 Strathcona

Challengers Cup 4th qualifying round leg 1
Challengers Cup 4th qualifying round leg 2
Outineau 1-2 Ngwazi Strikers (5-4 agg.)
Kirkenes 1-3 Huskberg (aet; 5-4 pso)

Ngwazi Strikers (BIY) 2-4 Outineau
Huskberg (VET) 1-3 Kirkenes

Matchweek 1
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A new season dawns and this is Podcast FC. What can you tell from the first match of the season? If we’re going to draw any conclusions, here they are...
[list][*]Kirkenes are going to suffer and Shearwater are looking like contenders, even more so if they could tighten up defensively because they really shouldn’t have made those disorganized mistakes that kept Kirkenes in with a chance. Sammy Mao looking like an absolute menace as Ernesto Humiani’s first match in charge ended in a well-earned victory, though this shouldn’t be the finished product.
[*]Burnaby are not going to retain the title. Bold thing to say at this point, but they were lucky to get a point from that one, and Océanic were nothing impressive at all either – they could be scrabbling around mid-table at this rate.
[*]Passerine could be taking strides this season. Or Latrobe could be in for a disaster, it’s hard to say which one from that encounter, marked by Latrobe’s surprising haplessness at getting any possession in the midfield.

Strathcona Intls 2–2 Hamiltonian
Shearwater 3–2 Kirkenes
Outineau 2–2 Mazinaw Vanorian
Passerine 2–1 Latrobe Athletic
Kingstown Athletic 0–1 Star of Confederation
Saint-Rémy 1–0 Clayquot City
Coquitlam United 2–1 Union Lachaîne
Burnaby 1–1 Océanic
Association Ariddienne 0–1 Sitka Valley
Novonaya 2–2 Saint-Richard


Matchweek 2
Union Lachaîne 0–3 Burnaby
Champions League playoff round leg 1
Hamiltonian 1-1 Myana (CMT)
Challengers Cup playoff round leg 1
Kitara (BNJ) 2-1 Outineau
Hamiltonian 0-1 Auprussia NF (AUP)
Carroll Lewiston (KYP) 2-1 Kirkenes

Hamiltonian 3–0 Saint-Richard
Sitka Valley 0–2 Novonaya
Océanic 1–0 Association Ariddienne
Clayquot City 2–2 Coquitlam United
Star of Confederation 0–3 Saint-Rémy
Latrobe Athletic 1–2 Kingstown Athletic
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–2 Passerine
Kirkenes 0–1 Outineau
Strathcona Intls 0–1 Shearwater


Matchweek 3
Coquitlam United 2–1 Star of Confederation
Champions League playoff round leg 2
Myana 3-3 Hamiltonian (aet; 3-1 pso)
Challengers Cup playoff round leg 2
Outineau 4-2 Kitara (aet; 5-4 agg.)
Auprussia NF 2-2 Hamiltonian (aet; 3-2 agg.)
Kirkenes 0-0 Carroll Lewiston (1-2 agg.)

Burnaby 5–2 Clayquot City
Association Ariddienne 1–2 Union Lachaîne
Novonaya 0–1 Océanic
Saint-Richard 0–2 Sitka Valley
Shearwater 1–1 Hamiltonian
Outineau 2–1 Strathcona Intls
Passerine 0–2 Kirkenes
Kingstown Athletic 1–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Saint-Rémy 1–4 Latrobe Athletic


Matchweek 4
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Dysuba puts Coquie IN FRONT
Fyodor Dysuba’s late goal kept Coquie’s stellar start to the season going and piled the pressure on Latrobe manager Bryce Graughan as Athletic are now three losses in the last four.

SUNDBERG sparks Burnaby COMEBACK
Burnaby kept their cool despite going 2-0 down in Neorvins and stormed back to claim the win on goals from Sunsaber and two from Sundberg, keeping them at the top of the table after four matches.

Mac an Tòisich STYMIES toothless Red Firm
Never mind if some of them were just straight at her... Absolute brilliant showing from Jasmine Mac an Tòisich as the Kingstown goalkeeper made 14 saves to keep a clean sheet and really earn the point for her team.


Hamiltonian 2–1 Sitka Valley
Océanic 0–1 Saint-Richard
Union Lachaîne 1–1 Novonaya
Clayquot City 0–0 Association Ariddienne
Star of Confederation 2–3 Burnaby
Latrobe Athletic 0–1 Coquitlam United
Mazinaw Vanorian 0–3 Saint-Rémy
Kirkenes 0–0 Kingstown Athletic
Strathcona Intls 2–0 Passerine
Shearwater 1–2 Outineau


Matchweek 5
The Afterburner on SportInfo Radio
“Cambria are determined to show last season was no fluke and their 1-0 win away to Outineau has got to be a real marker laid down. Gary’s a Hamiltonian fan and he’s calling us from outside Stade Olympique where he’s just been to the match, so what did you think about that, Gary?”
“It was wonderful, I’m over the moon, I am... Now I have to say I was like a lot of other fans who were down on the team after we failed to get through in the Champions League, and fell through to the Associations Trophy. Afraid that last season was just a fluke. But this result justifies the faith we had, that shows we’re here to stay and the rest of the league better watch out!”
“So are you saying this season you consider Cambria to be title challengers, Gary?”
“We’re second now, aren’t we? So that’s by definition correct. Now, could we do with having a player like Sofie Mylonakis around, yeah we miss her a bit, there’s no denying that. But you saw how Amalie Vågen, Annamay Hunter, all have been taking a step up this year. It’s a great thing to see and we could be even better this year.”
“That means you think they’re going to win the title, Gary.”
“Why not, but it’s early days yet. Early days.”
“Ahhh, why is everyone so modest today? You can’t do any better than last year, when you finished second, unless you finish first! All right, thanks Gary. That’s Gary, who reckons Hamiltonian Cambria are absolutely certain to win the Kelssek Championship but refuses to say it. We’ll be back with the latest from Stadium Konueira where Burnaby have won 2-0 against Latrobe Athletic, thanks to goals from Xek Sunsaber and Zakaria Nordin. Latrobe having a bad time of it with Sasha Stepanov getting sent off... but the big concern is on the other side of the incident where there was potentially serious injury to Burnaby captain Titan Pogbacar, who looks like he could be out for a while as he had to be carried off the field...”

Saint-Rémy 0–3 Kirkenes
Coquitlam United 1–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Burnaby 2–0 Latrobe Athletic
Outineau 0–1 Hamiltonian
Passerine 2–2 Shearwater
Kingstown Athletic 1–3 Strathcona Intls
Association Ariddienne 2–2 Star of Confederation
Novonaya 1–3 Clayquot City
Saint-Richard 3–0 Union Lachaîne
Sitka Valley 0–3 Océanic


Matchweek 6
Clayquot City 1–1 Saint-Richard
Star of Confederation 1–2 Novonaya
Hamiltonian 2–2 Océanic
Union Lachaîne 3–0 Sitka Valley
Latrobe Athletic 4–2 Association Ariddienne
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–1 Burnaby
Kirkenes 2–0 Coquitlam United
Strathcona Intls 2–3 Saint-Rémy
Shearwater 3–0 Kingstown Athletic
Outineau 3–1 Passerine


Matchweek 7
Océanic 4–2 Union Lachaîne
Champions League group stage MD1
A | Burnaby 2-0 Herzegovina (BNJ)
Challengers Cup group stage MD1
G | Outineau 0-0 Olym. Rimouski (QUE)
L | Océanic 1-1 La Nueva Avenida (FFD)
Associations Trophy group stage MD1
H | Hamiltonian 0-0 Watson City (NKR)
J | Kirkenes 3-1 Vösalu (VET)

Passerine 0–4 Hamiltonian
Kingstown Athletic 0–2 Outineau
Saint-Rémy 1–2 Shearwater
Coquitlam United 1–2 Strathcona Intls
Burnaby 0–1 Kirkenes
Association Ariddienne 1–2 Mazinaw Vanorian
Novonaya 1–1 Latrobe Athletic
Saint-Richard 1–2 Star of Confederation
Sitka Valley 1–0 Clayquot City


Matchweek 8
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Managers are so soft these days, even worse than their players! You’re telling me sad feelings are why Latrobe is getting embarrassed by relegation candidates? Are you the boss or not? Punishment laps needed!! #GraughanOut #BeatingsNotFeelings
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You know what’s even worse? Managers using ‘oh no my player is injured’ as an excuse for losing!! Titan Pogbacar isn’t even that good anyway @RyanPotter #WokeGoneMad


Hamiltonian 6–0 Union Lachaîne
Clayquot City 0–3 Océanic
Star of Confederation 0–1 Sitka Valley
Latrobe Athletic 4–6 Saint-Richard
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–2 Novonaya
Kirkenes 4–0 Association Ariddienne
Strathcona Intls 3–0 Burnaby
Shearwater 2–2 Coquitlam United
Outineau 0–2 Saint-Rémy
Passerine 3–1 Kingstown Athletic


Matchweek 9
Association Ariddienne 1–2 Strathcona Intls
Champions League group stage MD2
A | Galatica (PAS) 1-4 Burnaby
Challengers Cup group stage MD2
G | Szebedansk (KNZ) 2-4 Outineau
L | Katzestadt (KAT) 1-3 Océanic
Associations Trophy group stage MD2
H | Taqwaa (TMZ) 1-3 Hamiltonian
J | Skonto Rinkan (RLS) 3-0 Kirkenes

Kingstown Athletic 0–3 Hamiltonian
Saint-Rémy 1–1 Passerine
Coquitlam United 0–2 Outineau
Burnaby 2–2 Shearwater
Novonaya 3–1 Kirkenes
Saint-Richard 2–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
Sitka Valley 0–2 Latrobe Athletic
Océanic 1–3 Star of Confederation
Union Lachaîne 2–1 Clayquot City


Matchweek 10
Domestic form has been patchy for Burnaby and despite hopes their big win in Pasarga would give the team a boost, the Centurions could consider themselves unlucky to fall 1-0 to a 77th-minute goal by Rémy Niemi. The defending champions have now gone five league matches without a win and fallen to 8th place, with Titan Pogbacar’s absence a real tricky one to deal with as they’re noticeably missing that player able to consistently dominate the midfield and carry the ball forward. With that win CF Outineau moved level on points with Hamiltonian, who were held to a 2-2 draw by Clayquot City with Emre Massinen denying the hosts three points as he finished off a nice move spearheaded by Joseph Kranz.

Passerine 0–3 Coquitlam United
Cup Winners’ Cup first round leg 1
Sadeg Strikers (DRK) 2-3 Novonaya

Kingstown Athletic 1–3 Saint-Rémy
Hamiltonian 2–2 Clayquot City
Star of Confederation 1–2 Union Lachaîne
Latrobe Athletic 1–3 Océanic
Mazinaw Vanorian 4–2 Sitka Valley
Kirkenes 2–0 Saint-Richard
Strathcona Intls 3–4 Novonaya
Shearwater 2–0 Association Ariddienne
Outineau 1–0 Burnaby
              Gdif  Pts
1 Hamiltonian +18 22
2 Outineau +7 22
3 Océanic +9 20
4 Kirkenes +10 19
5 Shearwater +7 19
6 Saint-Rémy +5 19
7 Novonaya +4 18

Matchweek 11
Novonaya 2–2 Shearwater
Champions League group stage MD3
A | Burnaby 2-1 Tihon (CMT)
Challengers Cup group stage MD3
G | Istria (BNJ) 1-3 Outineau
L | Fajar Vic. (DOU) 2-4 Océanic
Associations Trophy group stage MD3
H | Hamiltonian 4-0 Waldster (FVA)
J | Kirkenes 0-1 Springwood Utd (STF)

Saint-Richard 0–1 Strathcona Intls
Sitka Valley 1–4 Kirkenes
Océanic 2–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
Union Lachaîne 2–6 Latrobe Athletic
Saint-Rémy 2–2 Hamiltonian
Coquitlam United 3–2 Kingstown Athletic
Burnaby 4–1 Passerine
Association Ariddienne 1–1 Outineau
Clayquot City 0–1 Star of Confederation


SportsINFO LATEST
Clayquot sacks Tinker-Witt
Laurel Tinker-Witt has become the first managerial casulty of the season with Clayquot City announcing they will be replacing the manager with immediate effect. A hard-fought draw last week against high-flying Hamiltonian had some hoping they’d turned a corner but it’s been a horrific start to the season with the club in the relegation zone and with Clayquot getting back to losing ways against Star of Confederation, making it six matches without a win, it was hard to see this having any other outcome. The timing, with a winnable Battle of Etnier clash coming up on the weekend, is odd but maybe the board buys into the ‘new manager bounce’ idea? Assistant Areke Shinra will be the interim manager on Saturday.

Matchweek 12
Latrobe’s Graughan rallies the troops
Going through a similarly disappointing stretch with their Etnier Derby rivals having just sacked their manager, Latrobe Athletic’s Bryce Graughan is probably feeling the heat too, even as he called for this win to be the turning point. Or at least, tried to manifest it with his post-match comments: “I really think this is the real Latrobe you saw today. It’s taken too long to get it together, everyone at the club knows that. But I’m getting a good feeling and the players feel it too, everyone wants to springboard up from here and carry the winning formula forward.”

Meanwhile Hamiltonian, Océanic, and CF Outineau are tied on 26 points in the top three, with the Langlois club notching an important 1-0 win away to Kirkenes, where Margerie Pax is another manager under pressure after Sabazio Ragone’s early volley found the net and set the tone for the rest of the match. Yob Yeyeh Aan’s weakly-hit penalty was saved too easily by Marietta Rouland in the 48th minute when better placement could have changed the game, but the bigger concern in Kirkenes is that while trailing at home that was their only shot on target in the second half.

Shearwater 3–0 Saint-Richard
Cup Winners’ Cup first round leg 2
Novonaya 2-0 Sadeg Strikers (5-2 agg.)

Outineau 3–2 Novonaya
Passerine 2–1 Association Ariddienne
Hamiltonian 1–0 Star of Confederation
Latrobe Athletic 3–1 Clayquot City
Mazinaw Vanorian 0–1 Union Lachaîne
Kirkenes 0–1 Océanic
Strathcona Intls 2–0 Sitka Valley
Kingstown Athletic 1–1 Burnaby
Saint-Rémy 4–1 Coquitlam United


Matchweek 13
Coquitlam United 1–0 Hamiltonian
Burnaby 2–3 Saint-Rémy
Association Ariddienne 4–3 Kingstown Athletic
Novonaya 1–5 Passerine
Saint-Richard 1–5 Outineau
Sitka Valley 3–1 Shearwater
Océanic 3–0 Strathcona Intls
Union Lachaîne 1–4 Kirkenes
Clayquot City 1–2 Mazinaw Vanorian
Star of Confederation 0–2 Latrobe Athletic


Matchweek 14
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THE FOOTBALL PANEL DEBATES: Is throwing flashbang grenades an acceptable response to ‘you’re getting sacked in the morning’ chants?
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Eva Karven is back at Clayquot, this time as manager. This thrashing in Kirkenes made clear just how much of a task lies ahead, but the mastermind of Kingstown Athletic’s surprise Patriotes Cup triumph is no stranger to beating the odds.
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Fearless Sitka Valley took the fight to another big team for a second week in a row and got a result too. Brilliant efforts all round from this lot!


Passerine 2–1 Saint-Richard
Champions League group stage MD4
A | Tihon (CMT) 1-3 Burnaby
Challengers Cup group stage MD4
G | Outineau 2-2 Istria (BNJ)
L | Océanic 1-2 Fajar Vic. (DOU)
Associations Trophy group stage MD4
H | Waldster (FVA) 2-1 Hamiltonian
J | Springwood Utd (STF) 1-1 Kirkenes

Kingstown Athletic 1–0 Novonaya
Saint-Rémy 1–1 Association Ariddienne
Coquitlam United 0–0 Burnaby
Hamiltonian 2–3 Latrobe Athletic
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–2 Star of Confederation
Kirkenes 4–0 Clayquot City
Strathcona Intls 2–1 Union Lachaîne
Shearwater 3–1 Océanic
Outineau 3–3 Sitka Valley


Matchweek 15
Saint-Richard 1–3 Kingstown Athletic[size=90]
Cup Winners’ Cup round of 16 leg 1
Novonaya 1-0 Kyethas Rivermen (TKT)

Burnaby 4–0 Hamiltonian
Association Ariddienne 2–2 Coquitlam United
Novonaya 2–3 Saint-Rémy
Sitka Valley 1–0 Passerine
Océanic 2–2 Outineau
Union Lachaîne 0–4 Shearwater
Clayquot City 4–3 Strathcona Intls
Star of Confederation 1–1 Kirkenes
Latrobe Athletic 2–0 Mazinaw Vanorian


Matchweek 16
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Thomas Brodif reviews the feature match on TV12’s Saturday Soccer
“Hamiltonian have really got to figure out this defensive shambles. Sure, they won this time, but you can’t be shipping 11 goals in 3 matches, and with things so tight at the top of the table this run has dropped them from third and in touching distance of first, to sixth and 5 points adrift.”

Burnaby BREAKS DOWN against Ariddienne
Viljar Halle’s last-ditch tackle to stop Aleksandra Sundberg netting a certain goal was the thrilling conclusion to a breathless draw that gives the league’s bottom club a vital point. For Ariddienne it’s four matches unbeaten – but they need some wins.

Cory Ferguson to leave Saint-Richard, club announces
Sacked or resigned? The two parties put out clashing statements, but the end result is that CF Saint-Richard are looking for their third manager in ten months, with the appointment of the former Kirkenes first-team coach ending up mired in controversy and disastrous on-field performances, lasting barely six months.


Coquitlam United 2–0 Novonaya
Champions League group stage MD5
A | Burnaby 4-2 Galatica (PAS)
Challengers Cup group stage MD5
G | Outineau 0-1 Szebedansk (KNZ)
L | Océanic 2-0 Katzestadt (KAT)
Associations Trophy group stage MD5
H | Hamiltonian 3-1 Taqwaa (TMZ)
J | Kirkenes 3-1 Skonto Rinkan (RLS)

Burnaby 2–2 Association Ariddienne
Hamiltonian 6–4 Mazinaw Vanorian
Kirkenes 0–0 Latrobe Athletic
Strathcona Intls 1–0 Star of Confederation
Shearwater 3–0 Clayquot City
Outineau 4–1 Union Lachaîne
Passerine 2–2 Océanic
Kingstown Athletic 0–1 Sitka Valley
Saint-Rémy 3–0 Saint-Richard


“And we’re back in the G/S studio rounding up the Champions League action from Stadium Konueira. A few bumps here and there, but in the end Burnaby were just too much for Galatica. Straight into the knockout stage with a game to spare, five wins from five, simple question, Jules, why can’t Burnaby play like this in the league?”
“...It’s a bit of a cliche but sometimes players are just more up for it with a bigger match than if you’re playing Association Ariddienne and a bit complacent. You’re more focused and know you have to be on your best because it’s a Champions League match, you’re playing against the best in the world, and another thing that’s underestimated in players like Pogbacar, Joseph, Sunsaber, Szatmári, is the leadership. There’s no slacking off because those are teammates who’ll hold you accountable. We’ve seen today that the squad players are good enough to get a result against clubs like Galatica, and last week against Tihon... they had a big result against Hamiltonian too, which is not to be sniffed at these days... but you know, if your captain’s not there to give you a kick up the bum, it’s just in some people’s personalities that they’re going to not be going 110% if they think that we’re Burnaby and we can just show up and get three points against... Saint-Rémy or whatever.”
“That arrogance is just sometimes working against them is what you’re saying.”
“Exactly, you need that swagger but in the right amounts, right...”

Matchweek 17
Coquitlam United 1–1 Sitka Valley
Cup Winners’ Cup round of 16 leg 2
Kyethas Rivermen 0-3 Novonaya (0-4 agg.)

Burnaby 1–0 Saint-Richard
Association Ariddienne 1–3 Novonaya
Hamiltonian 2–1 Kirkenes
Strathcona Intls 0–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Shearwater 1–2 Latrobe Athletic
Outineau 1–2 Star of Confederation
Passerine 1–1 Clayquot City
Kingstown Athletic 2–0 Union Lachaîne
Saint-Rémy 3–0 Océanic


Matchweek 18
Mazinaw Vanorian 3–0 Kirkenes
Champions League group stage MD6
A | Herzegovina (BNJ) 1-2 Burnaby
Challengers Cup group stage MD6
G | Olym. Rimouski (QUE) 2-2 Outineau
L | La Nueva Avenida (FFD) 1-1 Océanic
Associations Trophy group stage MD6
H | Watson City (NKR) 1-1 Hamiltonian
J | Vösalu (VET) 1-3 Kirkenes

Association Ariddienne 0–0 Hamiltonian
Novonaya 0–3 Burnaby
Saint-Richard 1–5 Coquitlam United
Sitka Valley 3–2 Saint-Rémy
Océanic 3–0 Kingstown Athletic
Union Lachaîne 1–1 Passerine
Clayquot City 1–1 Outineau
Star of Confederation 0–1 Shearwater
Latrobe Athletic 0–2 Strathcona Intls


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Inconsistency, injury crisis, and a sticky patch of domestic form didn’t stop Burnaby SC ending the group stage with an impressive 6 wins from 6 this evening. The international stage is looking more and more like Burnaby’s real hope for silverware as they’ve been a force to be reckoned with in the Champions League even as they slide down the league table back home.


Matchweek 19
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Shearwater celebrates Merz MAGIC
Liam Merz’s blistering romp through the back line wins the game for Shearwater and keeps them top of the league! Added to the early goal by Sammy Mao and that’s too much for Mazinaw to cope with.

REPLAY: See Cecil Maruscak’s majestic header again
Could this big win be the spark that can save Clayquot from a humiliating disaster? It could all have gone so differently if VAR hadn’t basically browbeaten the referee into rescinding the red card to Oliver Crossley 5 minutes into the match, but with Emre Massinen pushing the team on to a 4-0 romp against Kingstown, they’re finally out of the relegation zone.

Teokotai SEALS win from penalty spot
The 22-year old didn’t let the pre-match praise from Matt Lister – who knows something about strikers – get to his head as he was instrumental in a much-needed win for Ariddienne in this relegation six-pointer, as the woeful run by Saint-Richard drags on...


Novonaya 1–5 Hamiltonian
Saint-Richard 0–2 Association Ariddienne
Sitka Valley 1–2 Burnaby
Océanic 2–3 Coquitlam United
Union Lachaîne 3–1 Saint-Rémy
Clayquot City 4–0 Kingstown Athletic
Star of Confederation 1–1 Passerine
Latrobe Athletic 0–1 Outineau
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–2 Shearwater
Kirkenes 2–2 Strathcona Intls


Coupe des Patriotes third round
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120 mins / 21:23
Lancs Hill beats Coquitlam in extra time shocker
After a battling rearguard effort to stymie their Championship opponents in a scoreless draw through 90 minutes, the third division Association North leaders have carried their winning streak into the Cup in absolutely stunning fashion. Petra Ayres looked to have put Coquie through just 33 seconds into extra time but completely against any expectations they would see it out from there, Janet Avila nutmegged her own goalkeeper in a farcical own goal, and then Tanner Matheson leathered it in following a goalmouth scramble from 10 yards out.

FT / 21:06
Bastien puts Torbay into next round
Jamie Bastien’s header from point-blank range is the goal that eliminates Association Ariddienne. Two teams likely to swap divisions again next season, but Torbay beating L’Assoc still counts as an upset.

87 mins / 20:59
GOAL! Saint-Richard takes the lead against Parracuttis
Hektör Sârró has surely scored the winner! A timely strike. Losing to a second-division side would really have put the spike in Saint-Richard’s season but they found their feet to come back from a goal down.


Port City 0–0 Keeleford County (1–2 AET)
AS Concordia 0–0 Stade Laneux (0–0 AET) (1–4 pen.)
West Haligonia Spartan 2–2 Jeunesse Lunaire (2–5 AET)
Wickham Warriors 0–2 NGSA
Kawarthas District 1–0 Ayushirda
Novonaya 2–0 Watermeet
Cradithurgen 0–2 Hamiltonian Cambria
Arlingsdale City 0–1 Châteaufroid
Natanel Royals 0–3 Shearwater
Torbay Thunder 1–0 Association Ariddienne
CS Saint-Rémy 3–1 Southbank Mariners
AS Grands-Sources 0–2 Latrobe Athletic
Mazinaw Vanorian 4–1 Stade Montagnards
Bramerleigh Bulldogs 3–1 St. Kildera FC
Kingstown Athletic 0–1 Kirkenes FC
Passerine 2–0 Gagliano Mariners
Strathcona Intls 0–0 Rythwick Tartan (2–0 AET)
Áfram Gimli 3–2 Kisloups
Saint-Richard 2–1 Parracuttis
Wynleth Flyers 4–0 Valeartha
ASC Arvika 0–2 Langlois Océanic
New Scarborough 1–2 Pembina City
Breton Pacifica 0–1 Clayquot City
Burnaby SC 2–0 Union Lachaîne
Red Stars 2–0 Sudbury Rangers
Les Castors 1–2 CF Outineau
Inisír Valley 0–1 Fretscray FC
Lancaster Hill 0–0 Coquitlam United (2–1 AET)
Saintsport Heath 2–0 Franche-Contamine
Sunrise Coast 1–5 CF Mirabelle
Sitka Valley 4–0 White Rose
Vinterhagen 0–2 Star of Confederation


Matchweek 20
Hamiltonian 2–4 Strathcona Intls
Kirkenes 1–2 Shearwater
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–1 Outineau
Latrobe Athletic 2–3 Passerine
Star of Confederation 3–1 Kingstown Athletic
Clayquot City 1–3 Saint-Rémy
Union Lachaîne 1–2 Coquitlam United
Océanic 0–0 Burnaby
Sitka Valley 1–3 Association Ariddienne
Saint-Richard 1–0 Novonaya
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Kirkenes FC OFFICIAL STATEMENT! "Although results have not been as expected this season, we retain full confidence in Margarie Pax to bring the club greater success and we reject any speculation about replacing her as First Team Manager at this time." #UHOH #SackedInTheMorning

                           Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 Shearwater 20 12 5 3 41 22 +19 41
2 Saint-Rémy 20 12 3 5 43 28 +15 39
3 Outineau 20 11 6 3 37 22 +15 39
4 Hamiltonian 20 10 6 4 46 28 +18 36
5 Coquitlam United 20 10 6 4 34 26 +8 36
6 Océanic 20 10 5 5 35 23 +12 35
7 Strathcona Intls 20 11 2 7 37 28 +9 35
8 Burnaby 20 9 7 4 36 21 +15 34
9 Kirkenes 20 9 4 7 34 20 +14 31
10 Latrobe Athletic 20 9 2 9 38 32 +6 29
11 Passerine 20 7 6 7 29 35 −6 27
12 Sitka Valley 20 8 2 10 23 34 −11 26
13 Star of Confederation 20 7 3 10 23 27 −4 24
14 Novonaya 20 6 4 10 29 40 −11 22
15 Mazinaw Vanorian 20 5 5 10 26 34 −8 20
16 Union Lachaîne 20 6 2 12 24 48 −24 20
17 Saint-Richard 20 5 2 13 21 41 −20 17
18 Association Ariddienne 20 3 7 10 24 35 −11 16
19 Clayquot City 20 3 6 11 24 39 −15 15
20 Kingstown Athletic 20 4 3 13 19 40 −21 15

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Matchweek 21
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Assoc manager Nico Eosh tries to keep things positive as they were overtaken by Clayquot and fall to 19th place: “We didn’t play well at all, but we can’t get discouraged because the relegation fight is far from over. In the end we’ve not lost much ground today so we have to keep our chins up. It’s a struggle to the finish and you have to keep things in perspective and not get too down on yourselves.”
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Saint-Richard interim manager Raïf Ducharne was incandescent with their defeat which puts them back in the relegation zone: “Can’t sugar coat it, this was an absolutely wretched result and we’ve got to really understand that we are in for the fight of our lives here.”
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GOALLL!!! Evin Françine-Miklavivec (90+14’)!!! Three goals in 10 minutes and the Stade Olympique is dead silent but for the taunts of the visitors. They thought they had this in the bag and it’s turned into an utter humiliation


Saint-Richard 0–4 Hamiltonian
Novonaya 3–0 Sitka Valley
Association Ariddienne 1–4 Océanic
Burnaby 5–0 Union Lachaîne
Coquitlam United 1–2 Clayquot City
Saint-Rémy 3–2 Star of Confederation
Kingstown Athletic 0–2 Latrobe Athletic
Passerine 3–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Outineau 1–3 Kirkenes
Shearwater 2–0 Strathcona Intls


Coupe des Patriotes fourth round
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21:19 / 107 mins
Darwin James makes it 4-2
A harmless looking effort from range deflects off the knee of a defender and loops into the net. A bit of luck but Saint-Rémy have responded very well to being forced into extra time after failing to see out the match from 2-0 up, while Saint-Richard look bereft and so do their fans, many of whom have stormed for the exits.

21:11 / 99 mins
Berkut puts Saint-Rémy ahead!
Jonathan Dubois’s diagnosis of that last 20 minutes seems to be a need to give the team a shot of energy, and it’s just that kind of move through the middle by substitute Romy Métisser against some legs that’ve been out there for a while that let him find another substitute Florian Berkut with a cut-back. The veteran keeps a cool head to slot it home!

21:02 / FT
Dupuis insists team has ‘lots to fight for’
Outineau manager Romain Dupuis seemed to concede there’s little chance his team will win a trophy this season after slipping to fourth in the league and now being knocked out by a National division team in an embarrassing 3-0 loss. “We have to remember there is still lots to fight for, if you’re out of the Cup, if you’re not going to be first, try to be second, if not, try to be third, it all still matters a lot”, he said.

20:59 / 90+2 mins
GOAL!! Saint-Richard are level!
It’s 2-2 between Saint-Richard and Saint-Rémy, the Navigateurs have somehow levelled this! Liùsaidh Wojcik hits a poor clearnace on the half-volley and finds the net from 20 yards! A brilliant goal that will surely send this into extra time. Back from 2-0 down they definitely feel the Cup could be their salvation in his horrid season for then and it hasn’t felt this way at the Michel-Beaulieu for quite some time!

20:53 / FT
Fans celebrate a sensational win for Kawarthas
This is a giant killing for the history books as Kawarthas District have put three past CF Outineau to advance to the last 16! The fans will definitely remember this night for a long time here in Llanðwefi.


Saint-Richard 2–2 CS Saint-Rémy (2–4 AET)
Clayquot City 0–0 Sitka Valley (0–0 AET) (4–2 pen.)
Strathcona Intls 0–3 Novonaya
NGSA 0–2 Shearwater
Pembina City 0–0 Saintsport Heath (0–0 AET) (2–4 pen.)
Jeunesse Lunaire 2–1 Bramerleigh Bulldogs
Langlois Océanic 1–1 Fretscray FC (2–1 AET)
Red Stars 0–2 Star of Confederation
Wynleth Flyers 1–3 Lancaster Hill
Áfram Gimli 0–1 Keeleford County
Hamiltonian Cambria 2–0 Stade Laneux
Kirkenes FC 0–2 Latrobe Athletic
Torbay Thunder 0–2 Burnaby SC
Châteaufroid 1–1 Passerine (1–3 AET)
Kawarthas District 3–0 CF Outineau
Mazinaw Vanorian 3–0 CF Mirabelle


Matchweek 22
Sitka Valley 2–2 Saint-Richard
Challengers Cup round of 32 leg 1
Outineau 1-1 Namiri Ind. (ZWZ)
Galatica (PAS) 1-3 Océanic
Associations Trophy round of 32 leg 1
Martin Luther (SSF) 0-0 Hamiltonian
Kirkenes 0-2 Septentriennes (TAX)

Hamiltonian 1–0 Shearwater
Strathcona Intls 3–0 Outineau
Kirkenes 3–2 Passerine
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–1 Kingstown Athletic
Latrobe Athletic 1–0 Saint-Rémy
Star of Confederation 1–0 Coquitlam United
Clayquot City 2–2 Burnaby
Union Lachaîne 2–1 Association Ariddienne
Océanic 5–0 Novonaya


Matchweek 23
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and Aurora Nilsen makes it 5-0, @TV12_SatSoccer please stop this broadcast you are livestreaming humiliating and degrading content #Derbydusel #OCEvSRI


“...battered five-nil at home, by their derby rivals, does the misery not end, and should Raïf Ducharne be getting compensation from Saint-Richard for the absolute trauma and damage to his reputation this interim stint is doing to the poor guy? A bit less of a disaster but definitely sticking with the theme, the wheels are absolutely coming off CF Outineau’s season as they’re now 5 matches without a win, which is better that 3 straight losses, but something about that late turnaround in the War of the Crowns two weeks ago broke something in this team. This is a crucial series of matches... Phil’s a CFO fan so my lad, what do you think about your team’s showing today?”
”Thanks for taking my call, first of all, and it was good that we started well. Shearwater have been a great team this season and they deserve to be top of the league like they are now. So that’s also hard to say because I really don’t know whether I saw us struggle against a better team, or if we were actually better than it looked and should’ve won it. You’ll get 55,000 different opinions from everyone in that stadium I’ll bet.”
“Come on, non-commital, Phil? We don’t allow that on this show! But I’ll allow it because I had that same feeling as you did, it was a very back and forth kinda game!” (boing sound effect)
“The thing is we’re now down to seventh, right, and so at this point we’re going to have a big task to make it to the Champions League, even. It’s just so tight in the table at the moment and I don’t know if we can get through all of them. I reckon we have to really push in the Challengers Cup, that’s our chance of a trophy now, and if we win on Thursday we’re through, just that simple.”
“All right thanks for the call, Phil. You heard it here on SportInfo Radio. Headline reads, Outineau fans GIVING UP ON THE LEAGUE! We’ll be right back with all the reaction as Pascal Murg was the game-winner for CS Saint-Rémy, keeping them in second and the heat turned up high!... (fire crackling sound effect) on Shearwater.”

Sitka Valley 1–1 Hamiltonian
Cup Winners’ Cup quarterfinals leg 1
TSV Marzig (STL) 2-0 Novonaya

Novonaya 1–0 Union Lachaîne
Saint-Richard 0–5 Océanic
Association Ariddienne 1–1 Clayquot City
Burnaby 4–1 Star of Confederation
Coquitlam United 0–3 Latrobe Athletic
Saint-Rémy 1–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
Kingstown Athletic 1–4 Kirkenes
Passerine 1–0 Strathcona Intls
Outineau 1–1 Shearwater


Matchweek 24
Océanic 3–1 Sitka Valley
Challengers Cup round of 32 leg 2
Namiri Ind. 1-1 Outineau (aet; 4-2 pen)
Océanic 1-0 Galatica (4-1 agg)
Associations Trophy round of 32 leg 2
Hamiltonian 0-0 Martin Luther (aet, 3-4 pens)
Septentriennes 0-0 Kirkenes (2-0 agg)

Hamiltonian 0–1 Outineau
Shearwater 1–1 Passerine
Strathcona Intls 3–1 Kingstown Athletic
Kirkenes 0–0 Saint-Rémy
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–1 Coquitlam United
Latrobe Athletic 1–2 Burnaby
Star of Confederation 2–1 Association Ariddienne
Clayquot City 1–1 Novonaya
Union Lachaîne 1–2 Saint-Richard


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Top of the league and into the next round of the Challengers Cup, Océanic is flying the flag and feeling good after polishing off Pasarga’s Galatica at home, with Katinka Fazakas seeing off her compatriots with a cut inside that wrong-footed the keeper.
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DEVASTATED! Emmanuelle Authier is consoled by her teammates as she shanks the decisive penalty, putting Outineau out of the Challengers Cup


Matchweek 25
Passerine 2–4 Outineau
Cup Winners’ Cup quarterfinals leg 2
TSV Marzig (STL) 2-0 Novonaya

Océanic 2–0 Hamiltonian
Sitka Valley 1–3 Union Lachaîne
Saint-Richard 0–2 Clayquot City
Novonaya 2–2 Star of Confederation
Association Ariddienne 2–5 Latrobe Athletic
Burnaby 2–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Coquitlam United 1–0 Kirkenes
Saint-Rémy 0–4 Strathcona Intls
Kingstown Athletic 2–0 Shearwater

               Gdif  Pts
1 Océanic +29 50
2 Burnaby +25 47
3 Shearwater +18 46
4 Outineau +13 46
5 Saint-Rémy +12 46
6 Strathcona +15 44
7 Hamiltonian +20 43


Matchweek 26
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Le Galle sends LACHAÎNE to stunning win
Niklas Rijker’s opening goal will be on the highlight reel, the winning goal was far less glamourous. Goalmouth chaos off a late corner and Aengus Le Galle is the hero as he pokes it in to restore Union Lachaîne’s lead! Océanic remain top of the table but the door’s now open for the chasing pack...

Red Firm LIGHTS up for win against Burnaby
Burnaby’s five-match wining run since Titan Pogbacar’s return to the lineup was brought to a screeching halt with a moment of magic from Dong Yichun. Kirkenes will relish getting this Anglian Derby over their rivals, but they won’t be doing much else this season.

Peres POWERS Outineau past Kingstown
After many had them written off, Outineau have seen their path suddenly open up again as took advantage of losses for everyone in front of them to move into second place and within one point of the league leaders...

Murg and Roger MASTERMIND St-Rémy’s crucial win
Sonya Verenichnaya’s red card was a turning point after Bastian Østby had put Shearwater ahead. Hazmar Roger was player of the match as Saint-Rémy are now one point behind the leaders thanks to a brace from Pascal Murg.


Union Lachaîne 2–1 Océanic
Coupe des Patriotes fifth round
Kawarthas District 1–2 Shearwater
Clayquot City 2–2 Keeleford County (4–2 AET)
Lancaster Hill 1–4 Latrobe Athletic
Passerine 1–1 Saintsport Heath (4–1 AET)
Burnaby SC 2–0 Star of Confederation
CS Saint-Rémy 3–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Langlois Océanic 1–2 Novonaya
Hamiltonian Cambria 0–3 Jeunesse Lunaire

Hamiltonian 2–1 Passerine
Outineau 3–0 Kingstown Athletic
Shearwater 1–2 Saint-Rémy
Strathcona Intls 0–1 Coquitlam United
Kirkenes 1–0 Burnaby
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–1 Association Ariddienne
Latrobe Athletic 6–0 Novonaya
Star of Confederation 1–1 Saint-Richard
Clayquot City 3–1 Sitka Valley


Matchweek 27
Kingstown Athletic 3–1 Passerine
Champions League round of 16 leg 1
Bavingtor (FVA) 2-0 Burnaby
Challengers Cup round of 16 leg 1
Océanic 1-3 Scott City (DAR)

Union Lachaîne 0–4 Hamiltonian
Océanic 2–1 Clayquot City
Sitka Valley 1–2 Star of Confederation
Saint-Richard 0–4 Latrobe Athletic
Novonaya 0–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Association Ariddienne 1–4 Kirkenes
Burnaby 1–0 Strathcona Intls
Coquitlam United 2–1 Shearwater
Saint-Rémy 2–1 Outineau


Matchweek 28
Clayquot City 1–0 Union Lachaîne
Champions League round of 16 leg 2
Burnaby 0-2 Bavingtor (0-4 agg)
Challengers Cup round of 16 leg 2
Scott City 1-1 Océanic (4-2 agg)

Hamiltonian 3–2 Kingstown Athletic
Passerine 3–1 Saint-Rémy
Outineau 4–1 Coquitlam United
Shearwater 1–0 Burnaby
Strathcona Intls 3–0 Association Ariddienne
Kirkenes 2–0 Novonaya
Mazinaw Vanorian 4–1 Saint-Richard
Latrobe Athletic 1–2 Sitka Valley
Star of Confederation 1–3 Océanic


Matchweek 29
Saint-Richard 0–4 Kirkenes
Novonaya 1–2 Strathcona Intls
Association Ariddienne 0–2 Shearwater
Clayquot City 1–1 Hamiltonian
Union Lachaîne 2–3 Star of Confederation
Océanic 0–2 Latrobe Athletic
Sitka Valley 2–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
Burnaby 2–3 Outineau
Coquitlam United 0–0 Passerine
Saint-Rémy 1–3 Kingstown Athletic


Matchweek 30
Association Ariddienne are probably out for the count after a humbling loss against title-chasing CF Outineau, but for the other two teams in the bottom three, the relegation battle has heated up with Union Lachaîne losing while Kingstown and turmoil club Saint-Richard both got crucial points on the board, getting both of them within 4 points of safety...

Hamiltonian 2–3 Saint-Rémy
Coupe des Patriotes quarterfinals
CS Saint-Rémy 1–0 Clayquot City
Latrobe Athletic 2–1 Jeunesse Lunaire
Shearwater 2–0 Burnaby SC
Passerine 2–1 Novonaya

Kingstown Athletic 2–2 Coquitlam United
Passerine 1–3 Burnaby
Outineau 4–1 Association Ariddienne
Shearwater 1–1 Novonaya
Strathcona Intls 1–2 Saint-Richard
Kirkenes 4–1 Sitka Valley
Mazinaw Vanorian 0–1 Océanic
Latrobe Athletic 3–0 Union Lachaîne
Star of Confederation 1–2 Clayquot City

                 GD   Pts
16 Novonaya −22 31
17 Lachaîne −36 29
18 Kingstown −27 25
19 St-Richard −40 25
20 Ariddienne −31 17

Matchweek 31
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Fløtre RISES ABOVE to put SoC level
Viktor Fløtre heads it in from the corner to save a point for Star of Confederation! It's another late goal conceded by Hamiltonian, and more points go down the drain. Having been in the mix for the Champions League just a few weeks ago, they've fallen to 8th.

SUPER run, super goal for Fazakas
An early run by Katinka Fazakas and a rocket of a shot that ended up being the winner after 8 minutes! A crucial win for Océanic to stay on top of the league by a point, and a kick in the teeth for Kirkenes, who fall out of the top three!

Star of Confederation 2–2 Hamiltonian
Clayquot City 1–1 Latrobe Athletic
Union Lachaîne 0–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Océanic 1–0 Kirkenes
Sitka Valley 0–2 Strathcona Intls
Saint-Richard 0–2 Shearwater
Novonaya 1–4 Outineau
Association Ariddienne 2–1 Passerine
Burnaby 3–1 Kingstown Athletic
Coquitlam United 0–1 Saint-Rémy


Matchweek 32
"...and in 15 dramatic minutes, Océanic's run to the championship has been shockingly derailed! From 1-0 up they've given up three goals in an uncharacteristic breakdown..."
"Well, they had to go for the win knowing that Outineau had won today, and they just opened themselves up to the counter attack. And Strathcona took their chances well. That pinpoint long pass by Stuart Markov is going to haunt Tessa Dryden's nightmares, she completely misread it, and let Joseph Kranz steam right past... Then Jeanne Gautier finishes off a three-on-two situation... Just like that they flipped the script!"


Hamiltonian 2–2 Coquitlam United
Saint-Rémy 2–2 Burnaby
Kingstown Athletic 0–1 Association Ariddienne
Passerine 2–2 Novonaya
Outineau 6–0 Saint-Richard
Shearwater 6–0 Sitka Valley
Strathcona Intls 3–1 Océanic
Kirkenes 1–1 Union Lachaîne
Mazinaw Vanorian 0–1 Clayquot City
Latrobe Athletic 2–0 Star of Confederation


Matchweek 33
Union Lachaîne 0–2 Strathcona Intls
Océanic 4–0 Shearwater
Sitka Valley 0–2 Outineau
Saint-Richard 1–0 Passerine
Novonaya 2–2 Kingstown Athletic
Association Ariddienne 1–6 Saint-Rémy
Burnaby 3–1 Coquitlam United
Latrobe Athletic 3–3 Hamiltonian
Star of Confederation 0–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
Clayquot City 1–2 Kirkenes


Matchweek 34
Hamiltonian 0–3 Burnaby
Coquitlam United 2–2 Association Ariddienne
Saint-Rémy 5–3 Novonaya
Kingstown Athletic 2–0 Saint-Richard
Passerine 1–1 Sitka Valley
Outineau 0–0 Océanic
Shearwater 5–1 Union Lachaîne
Strathcona Intls 2–0 Clayquot City
Kirkenes 2–2 Star of Confederation
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–1 Latrobe Athletic


Matchweek 35
Association Ariddienne 1–4 Burnaby
Coupe des Patriotes semifinals
Latrobe Athletic 0–3 Passerine
CS Saint-Rémy 1–0 Shearwater

Mazinaw Vanorian 1–1 Hamiltonian
Latrobe Athletic 2–3 Kirkenes
Star of Confederation 1–0 Strathcona Intls
Clayquot City 1–2 Shearwater
Union Lachaîne 0–4 Outineau
Océanic 3–1 Passerine
Sitka Valley 2–2 Kingstown Athletic
Saint-Richard 2–2 Saint-Rémy
Novonaya 1–0 Coquitlam United

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Passerine manager Analor Avalor: "I wouldn't call this a shock result at all, because we've worked hard and focued on this match. The Patriotes Cup would be a massive thing for Passerine Football Club and we've been preparing for Latrobe for some time."
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REPLAY: Li Lindholm's acrobatic save denies Sammy Mao to keep Saint-Rémy in the lead!


Matchweek 36
Burnaby 3–1 Novonaya
Coquitlam United 1–2 Saint-Richard
Saint-Rémy 1–0 Sitka Valley
Kingstown Athletic 1–4 Océanic
Passerine 2–1 Union Lachaîne
Outineau 4–1 Clayquot City
Shearwater 3–3 Star of Confederation
Strathcona Intls 1–1 Latrobe Athletic
Kirkenes 1–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Hamiltonian 1–3 Association Ariddienne


Matchweek 37
CF Outineau wins the Kelssek Championship!
While many had written off their chances not so long ago, the Rouge-et-bleu are the ones left standing in a scramble for the title despite their stumbles as the other contenders ultimately stumbled more. With Burnaby, Saint-Rémy, and Océanic all picking things up for a sprint to the finish, an emphatic win for the Rouge-et-bleu in Neorvins puts it beyond doubt. It's the 13th league title for the club, and the sixth for manager Romain Dupuis, an accomplishment that has ratcheted up retirement rumours which he didn't completely shut down in post-match interviews.

CS Saint-Rémy's winner was typical of Pascal Murg's rookie season, taking advantage of his shooting ability to surprise the goalkeeper, and at a crucial moment that ends up defining the match. In this case, it's defined both CSSR and Océanic's league seasons, since it means the Quatre-Lettres will go into the final weekend trying to hold on to a Champions League place, while Océanic will be the ones with their fates out of their hands who need to better Saint-Rémy's result.

Finally, in a key relegation six-pointer, Union Lachaîne were consigned to the National divison and Kingstown are nearly safe after a pitched battle at Écluses-Noires decided by Harry Toir's 77th-minute howitzer from the edge of the box. Association Ariddienne's failure to get all three points or anything going in a scoreless draw against Novonaya, despite the home team being already safe and seemed mentally checked-out of the whole messy business of playing competitive football, also means they're going down.

Kirkenes 1–3 Hamiltonian
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–3 Strathcona Intls
Latrobe Athletic 3–0 Shearwater
Star of Confederation 0–4 Outineau
Clayquot City 1–1 Passerine
Union Lachaîne 1–2 Kingstown Athletic
Océanic 0–1 Saint-Rémy
Sitka Valley 1–5 Coquitlam United
Saint-Richard 0–2 Burnaby
Novonaya 0–0 Association Ariddienne


Matchweek 38
Burnaby SC and CS Saint-Rémy secured their spots in the Champions League with comfortable wins on the final day. Falling short in the title race would ordinarily have Burnaby in despair but after an injury-riddled season and a poor run of form in the early going, the fans are not displeased with how it’s turned out. On the other hand, third is a result to celebrate at the Intersat as it marks a coveted return to the world’s premier club tournament and the highest league finish for CSSR in 11 years.

Strathcona’s bid for the last Challengers Cup spot slid away farcically against Kirkenes as Ellen Underwood, in the process of booting a back-pass upfield, slipped on the wet turf allowing Yob Yeyeh Aan to nick the ball and score what would end up being the game’s only goal. Kirkenes clinched a Challengers Cup place with that win, and while the mid-season rumours about Margerie Pax being on the verge of a sacking turned out not to be, the greater options on the job market in the off season could tempt the board into yanking the trap door lever still. Shearwater themselves were drawing but let it slip late, and will be relieved that Kuldeep Lowens’s late winner didn’t end up being consequential.

CF Saint-Richard's disaster of a season ends with relegation. In some ways, this was a few years in the making and could be traced to an inability to properly replace Kaiden Pépin's footballing and leadership ability. But the turmoil of internally-politicized managerial changes amid wrenching arguments in the fanbase and front office over the club's basic identity has now torched their first-division status. They'll only have to hope their spell in the second division won't be as unexpectedly long as the last time this happened.

Hamiltonian 2–2 Novonaya
Association Ariddienne 4–1 Saint-Richard
Burnaby 2–0 Sitka Valley
Coquitlam United 2–0 Océanic
Saint-Rémy 4–1 Union Lachaîne
Kingstown Athletic 2–2 Clayquot City
Passerine 0–1 Star of Confederation
Outineau 3–0 Latrobe Athletic
Shearwater 1–2 Mazinaw Vanorian
Strathcona Intls 0–1 Kirkenes


                           Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Outineau 38 24 8 6 86 39 +47 80 -
2 Burnaby 38 22 9 7 79 38 +41 75 -
3 Saint-Rémy 38 23 6 9 78 54 +24 75 -
4 Océanic 38 22 6 10 74 39 +35 72 -
5 Kirkenes 38 20 8 10 70 38 +32 68 -
6 Shearwater 38 19 9 10 70 46 +24 66 -
7 Strathcona Intls 38 21 3 14 66 42 +24 66
8 Latrobe Athletic 38 19 6 13 79 50 +29 63
9 Hamiltonian 38 16 13 9 78 56 +22 61
10 Coquitlam United 38 15 10 13 56 53 +3 55
11 Star of Confederation 38 13 9 16 48 59 −11 48
12 Mazinaw Vanorian 38 12 9 17 46 55 −9 45
13 Passerine 38 11 11 16 52 65 −13 44
14 Clayquot City 38 9 13 16 48 63 −15 40
15 Novonaya 38 9 11 18 50 78 −28 38
16 Sitka Valley 38 10 6 22 39 77 −38 36
17 Kingstown Athletic 38 9 7 22 46 76 −30 34
18 Saint-Richard 38 9 5 24 35 88 −53 32 -
19 Association Ariddienne 38 7 10 21 47 79 −32 31 -
20 Union Lachaîne 38 9 3 26 39 91 −52 30 -

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KELSSEK CHAMPIONSHIP WINNERS
SEASON 83 / 202-03 F.E.


Team of the Season
GK: Megan Woodwell (Burnaby)
DF: Anastasia Halvorsen (Outineau)
DF: Zétény Szatmári (Burnaby)
DF: Lourence Hupe (Outineau)
DF: Marilou Groulx (Saint-Rémy)
MF: Agapeto Licea (Burnaby)
MF: Joao Peres (Outineau)
MF: Ylva Stjern (Outineau)
FW: Rémy Niemi (Outineau)
FW: Pascal Murg (Saint-Rémy)
FW: Liam Merz (Shearwater)

GK: Max Carrieri (Outineau)
DF: Grazzja Le Brun (Burnaby)
DF: Errol Tellier (Outineau)
MF: Titan Pogbacar (Burnaby)
MF: Emmanuelle Authier (Outineau)
FW: Aurora Nilsen (Océanic)
FW: Yob Yeyeh Aan (Kirkenes)

Player of the Season: Rémy Niemi (Outineau)
Nominees: Pascal Murg (Saint-Rémy), Ylva Stjern (Outineau), Agapeto Licea (Burnaby)

Foreign Player of the Year: Ylva Stjern (Outineau)
Nominees: Grazzja Le Brun (Burnaby), Pascal Murg (Saint-Rémy), Sabazio Ragone (Océanic)

Young Player of the Year: Liam Merz (Shearwater)
Nominees: Boglárka Czakó (Outineau), Aleksandra Sunberg (Burnaby), Drake Lokombo-Ssekitoleko (Burnaby)

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   National                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Saintsport Heath 42 28 8 6 77 21 +56 92 -
2 Les Castors 42 24 9 9 75 45 +30 81 -
3 Torbay Thunder 42 24 8 10 80 48 +32 80 -
4 West Haligonia Spartan 42 22 11 9 67 51 +16 77 -
5 Stade Laneux 42 23 7 12 77 48 +29 76 -
6 Kawarthas District 42 23 7 12 67 42 +25 76 -
7 NGSA 42 23 5 14 67 42 +25 74
8 Port City 42 19 13 10 72 48 +24 70
9 Parracuttis 42 19 7 16 60 54 +6 64
10 Colwynian Vale 42 17 11 14 67 62 +5 62
11 Rivière-Neigeuse 42 16 11 15 60 52 +8 59
12 Wynleth Flyers 42 17 8 17 54 61 −7 59
13 St. David Wanderers 42 15 11 16 53 54 −1 56
14 ASC Arvika 42 14 12 16 59 46 +13 54
15 Jeunesse Lunaire 42 15 8 19 59 73 −14 53
16 Gagliano Mariners 42 9 18 15 41 67 −26 45
17 Bramerleigh Bulldogs 42 12 7 23 42 67 −25 43
18 Arlingsdale City 42 11 7 24 50 79 −29 40
19 Vinterhagen 42 9 10 23 36 66 −30 37 -
20 Pembina City 42 8 9 25 40 69 −29 33 -
21 Cradithurgen 42 4 14 24 38 91 −53 26 -
22 Wickham Warriors 42 6 7 29 34 89 −55 25 -

Playoff semifinals
Torbay Thunder 3–3 Kawarthas District (4–4 AET) (2–4 pen.)
West Haligonia Spartan 1–0 Stade Laneux

Playoff final
Kawarthas District 4–0 West Haligonia Spartan

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   Association North       Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Lancaster Hill 30 20 3 7 56 27 +29 63 -
2 Natanel Royals 30 17 9 4 54 30 +24 60 -
3 Red Stars 30 16 7 7 60 30 +30 55 -
4 AS Grands-Sources 30 15 8 7 46 31 +15 53 -
5 Ealesgreen United 30 14 10 6 45 30 +15 52 -
6 Fretscray FC 30 15 6 9 49 30 +19 51
7 St. Kildera FC 30 15 5 10 44 34 +10 50
8 Sudbury Rangers 30 14 7 9 51 37 +14 49
9 AS Lac-Abitargnais 30 13 3 14 47 62 −15 42
10 New Scarborough 30 11 8 11 38 42 −4 41
11 Franche-Contamine 30 10 10 10 43 42 +1 40
12 Keeleford County 30 8 7 15 33 42 −9 31
13 Racing Mistwygn 30 7 7 16 39 56 −17 28
14 Hawthorn Elms 30 7 7 16 34 58 −24 28
15 Rythwick Tartan 30 2 7 21 17 57 −40 13
16 Cache-Crambery 30 2 4 24 9 57 −48 10

Playoff semifinals
Natanel Royals 4–0 Ealesgreen United
Red Stars 1–2 AS Grands-Sources

Playoff final
Natanel Royals 2–0 AS Grands-Sources
   Association South       Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 CF Mirabelle 30 23 4 3 68 22 +46 73 -
2 Châteaufroid 30 22 5 3 74 20 +54 71 -
3 Miramichi Lakers 30 22 3 5 67 26 +41 69 -
4 Ayushirda 30 18 6 6 54 25 +29 60 -
5 Delta Sorthern 30 19 1 10 60 35 +25 58 -
6 Sunrise Coast 30 17 5 8 56 35 +21 56
7 Kananzawai 30 15 8 7 53 39 +14 53
8 Breton Pacifica 30 14 5 11 50 42 +8 47
9 Inisír Valley 30 12 7 11 34 37 −3 43
10 Watermeet 30 9 8 13 35 44 −9 35
11 Kisloups 30 8 3 19 30 64 −34 27
12 Neíra Alavaria 30 7 2 21 22 58 −36 23
13 Valeartha 30 6 2 22 18 60 −42 20
14 Stade Montagnards 30 5 5 20 18 63 −45 20
15 Canyon Bar 30 3 10 17 22 51 −29 19
16 White Rose 30 2 2 26 21 61 −40 8

Playoff semifinals
Châteaufroid 3–1 Delta Sorthern
Miramichi Lakers 1–1 Ayushirda (2–2 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Playoff final
Châteaufroid 1–1 Miramichi Lakers (1–1 AET) (5–4 pen.)


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Third round
Port City 0–0 Keeleford County (1–2 AET)
AS Concordia 0–0 Stade Laneux (0–0 AET) (1–4 pen.)
West Haligonia Spartan 2–2 Jeunesse Lunaire (2–5 AET)
Wickham Warriors 0–2 NGSA
Kawarthas District 1–0 Ayushirda
Novonaya 2–0 Watermeet
Cradithurgen 0–2 Hamiltonian Cambria
Arlingsdale City 0–1 Châteaufroid
Natanel Royals 0–3 Shearwater
Torbay Thunder 1–0 Association Ariddienne
CS Saint-Rémy 3–1 Southbank Mariners
AS Grands-Sources 0–2 Latrobe Athletic
Mazinaw Vanorian 4–1 Stade Montagnards
Bramerleigh Bulldogs 3–1 St. Kildera FC
Kingstown Athletic 0–1 Kirkenes FC
Passerine 2–0 Gagliano Mariners
Strathcona Intls 0–0 Rythwick Tartan (2–0 AET)
Áfram Gimli 3–2 Kisloups
Saint-Richard 2–1 Parracuttis
Wynleth Flyers 4–0 Valeartha
ASC Arvika 0–2 Langlois Océanic
New Scarborough 1–2 Pembina City
Breton Pacifica 0–1 Clayquot City
Burnaby SC 2–0 Union Lachaîne
Red Stars 2–0 Sudbury Rangers
Les Castors 1–2 CF Outineau
Inisír Valley 0–1 Fretscray FC
Lancaster Hill 0–0 Coquitlam United (2–1 AET)
Saintsport Heath 2–0 Franche-Contamine
Sunrise Coast 1–5 CF Mirabelle
Sitka Valley 4–0 White Rose
Vinterhagen 0–2 Star of Confederation

Fourth round
Saint-Richard 2–2 CS Saint-Rémy (2–4 AET)
Clayquot City 0–0 Sitka Valley (0–0 AET) (4–2 pen.)
Strathcona Intls 0–3 Novonaya
NGSA 0–2 Shearwater
Pembina City 0–0 Saintsport Heath (0–0 AET) (2–4 pen.)
Jeunesse Lunaire 2–1 Bramerleigh Bulldogs
Langlois Océanic 1–1 Fretscray FC (2–1 AET)
Red Stars 0–2 Star of Confederation
Wynleth Flyers 1–3 Lancaster Hill
Áfram Gimli 0–1 Keeleford County
Hamiltonian Cambria 2–0 Stade Laneux
Kirkenes FC 0–2 Latrobe Athletic
Torbay Thunder 0–2 Burnaby SC
Châteaufroid 1–1 Passerine (1–3 AET)
Kawarthas District 3–0 CF Outineau
Mazinaw Vanorian 3–0 CF Mirabelle

Fifth round
Kawarthas District 1–2 Shearwater
Clayquot City 2–2 Keeleford County (4–2 AET)
Lancaster Hill 1–4 Latrobe Athletic
Passerine 1–1 Saintsport Heath (4–1 AET)
Burnaby SC 2–0 Star of Confederation
CS Saint-Rémy 3–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Langlois Océanic 1–2 Novonaya
Hamiltonian Cambria 0–3 Jeunesse Lunaire

Quarterfinals
CS Saint-Rémy 1–0 Clayquot City
Latrobe Athletic 2–1 Jeunesse Lunaire
Shearwater 2–0 Burnaby SC
Passerine 2–1 Novonaya

Semifinals
Latrobe Athletic 0–3 Passerine
CS Saint-Rémy 1–0 Shearwater


32nd Coupe des Patriotes final - Stadium Konueira, Burnaby (attn. 58,772)
Passerine 1 - Vlammenzee (71')
CS Saint-Rémy 3 - Cederbergh (22'), Ishizaki (o.g. 64'), Murg (74')

CS Saint-Rémy have been fighting hard to climb back into the elite and this trophy will be big vindication for Jonathan Dubois, a tangible milestone after eight years and just as rumblings that he hadn't made enough progress were picking up. At the same time it's a bitter blow for Passerine, for whom it's fair to say this was the biggest match in the club's history but one that the players seemed nervy and overawed by. Passerine were still in the match when Romy Métisser's powerful strike came off the crossbar and into the net off the back of the goalkeeper's head. But just as Simon Vlammenzee brought the score back to within a goal, Saint-Rémy responded with sharpness and focus, with Pascal Murg restoring the lead to two goals off a well-timed run. Guiseppe Allegri Gentile will rue his miss in stoppage time but there was just nothing in it for Passerine even had it gone it. In the end the day and the Cup belonged to the quatre-lettres of CSSR.
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SEASON 36 / 202-203 FE

                        Pld     W     D     L     GF   GA    GD   Pts
Faucons de Saint-Rémy 73 52 6 15 268 185 83 110 Q1
Neorvins Wolves 73 44 16 13 261 175 86 104 Q2
Internationale 73 42 15 16 239 165 74 99 Q3
Kirkenes Dragons 73 39 14 20 229 167 62 92 Q5
Colwyn Thunder 73 41 9 23 238 210 28 91 Q6
Olympique Langlois 73 40 10 23 256 177 79 90 Q7
CS Val d'Argent 73 38 11 24 230 192 38 87 q13
Red Star Clayquot 73 33 20 20 221 199 22 86 q14
Clayquot Partisans 73 38 9 26 254 196 58 85 q15
Wynleth Gaels 73 34 15 24 230 200 30 83 q16
Redswyth Union 73 31 18 24 211 193 18 80 q17
Beaujoire 73 34 9 30 224 221 3 77 q20
Kirkenes Rangers 73 27 16 30 205 213 -8 70
Kingsharbour Royals 73 23 18 32 208 217 -9 64
Chevalles de Champjaune 73 23 12 38 209 247 -38 58
Cantons-de-l'Ouest 73 22 11 40 184 249 -65 55
Kardinia Cats 73 18 14 41 177 252 -75 50
Torbay Storm 73 17 15 41 172 246 -74 49
Pingouins de Lescure 73 15 18 40 185 260 -75 48

Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
CH Outineau 73 41 13 19 243 174 69 95 Q4
Breton Emeralds 73 36 17 20 201 187 14 89 Q8
Mazinaw Knights 73 36 14 23 233 191 42 86 Q9
Dartmoor Armada 73 33 18 22 220 203 17 84 Q10
Vickery Vikings 73 36 10 27 233 184 49 82 Q11
Alavarian 73 32 16 25 237 218 19 80 Q12
Burnaby Ravens 73 32 15 26 214 191 23 79 q18
Ad Astra 73 34 10 29 215 192 23 78 q19
Dinamo Lupinissia 73 32 13 28 216 205 11 77
Novanaya Rangers 73 31 13 29 227 214 13 75
Escadron de Dorval 73 29 15 29 207 217 -10 73
Olympique Laneux 73 24 14 35 203 229 -26 62
AS Dieppe 73 22 15 36 182 224 -42 59
Kalista Renegades 73 20 13 40 182 244 -62 53
Anciens-Baillages 73 15 17 41 181 243 -62 47
Natanel Rangers 73 18 11 44 178 250 -72 47
Pembina Thistle 73 16 13 44 180 238 -58 45
Grand Falls Haligonian 73 15 13 45 180 270 -90 43
Crystal Mountains 73 15 12 46 164 259 -95 42

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KHL PREMIERS
202-203 FE


144th Desjardins Cup
First round
Val d'Argent   1  2  3
Beaujoire 5 1 1

Red Star 2 3
Ad Astra 3 4*

Partisans 4* 2 4*
Burnaby 3 4 3

Wynleth 4 3 5
Redswyth 2 5 6*

Second round
Saint-Rémy       2  4  6  3  3
Redswyth 3 5 0 4 5

Breton 1 4 2 2 4 4
Mazinaw 4 3 3* 1 1 1

Kirkenes Drgns 4 1 2* 3 1 3 6
Alavarian 5 3 1 1 2 1 2

Outineau 6 2 5 4
Val d'Argent 1 1 3 0

Colwyn 5 6 4* 5
Vickery 1 4 3 4

Internationale 3 2 2 0 3
Partisans 4 1 3* 6 4*

Langlois 4 3 3 4 5 2 3
Dartmoor 3 5 2 2 6* 3* 2

Neorvins 3 4 5 3
Ad Astra 0 3 2 2

Quarterfinals
Redswyth        4  3  6* 6
Breton 3 2 5 4

Kirkenes Drgns 4 4 5 3 5
Outineau 0 2 4 4* 1

Colwyn 2 2 2 1 2 3 3
Partisans 1 3 1 3 3* 1 2

Langlois 2 1 3 2 2
Neorvins 3 2 1 3* 3*

Semifinals
Redswyth        1  1  2  1  4
Kirkenes Drgns 3 6 1 2 5*[/b]

Colwyn 2 4 2 2 4
Neorvins 4 3 3 3 5

Final
Kirkenes Drgns  6  5  2  1  0  2
Neorvins 1 4 4 3 1 3


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DESJARDINS CUP WINNERS
202-03 FE

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SEASON 36


                            Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA   PD   Pts 
1 Nordiques 32 26 0 6 1345 777 +568 104
2 Wynleth Cambria 32 23 1 8 1347 797 +550 94
3 Mazinaw Stallions 32 23 0 9 1162 750 +412 92
4 Latrobe Athletic 32 23 0 9 1247 842 +405 92
5 Vickery 32 23 0 9 1149 776 +373 92
6 Rotor Novonaya 32 20 0 12 1076 764 +312 80
7 Kirkenes Crusaders 32 20 0 12 1024 833 +191 80
8 Burnaby Lions 32 20 0 12 1034 852 +182 80
9 Redswyth Rebels 32 17 1 14 892 919 −27 70
10 Hamilton Highlanders 32 16 1 15 1036 988 +48 66
11 Bretonnia 32 15 0 17 978 832 +146 60
12 Neorvins Armada 32 14 0 18 951 1070 −119 56
13 NGSA Ulyanof 32 10 0 22 730 1159 −429 40
14 Alouettes de Champjaune 32 9 0 23 779 1095 −316 36
15 Union Laneux 32 5 1 26 668 1378 −710 22
16 Wenedere 32 5 0 27 606 1363 −757 20
17 Clayquot Reds 32 1 0 31 507 1336 −829 4


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RUGBY SUPERLEAGUE WINNERS
202-03 F.E.

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SEASON 54
203 F.E.

                         Pld    W   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 CA Langlois 38 29 7 349 273 +76 60
2 Kraken d'Outineau 38 28 10 351 290 +61 56
3 Lakeland Storm 38 26 10 343 273 +70 54
4 Latrobe Dolphins 38 26 11 324 296 +28 53
5 Kirkenes Jets 38 26 12 341 296 +45 52
6 Burnaby Thunderbirds 38 25 12 356 303 +53 51
7 Breton Mooseheads 38 22 14 338 296 +42 46
8 Daudard-des-Oiseaux 38 22 15 309 287 +22 45
9 Neorvins Sharks 38 21 17 310 300 +10 42
10 Kirkenes Blues 38 21 17 323 314 +9 42
11 Redswyth Marlins 38 20 17 321 308 +13 41
12 Natanel SC 38 18 18 317 324 −7 38
13 Laneux Natation 1874 38 17 17 305 322 −17 38
14 Mazinaw Hydra 38 12 23 312 340 −28 27
15 Dynamo Lupinissia 38 12 24 284 303 −19 26
16 Colywn Aquatics 38 12 25 288 351 −63 25
17 AC Novonaya 38 8 28 266 313 −47 18
18 Clayquot Neptunes 38 9 29 278 346 −68 18
19 Vickery Tsunami 38 7 30 275 378 −103 15
20 Fjordlands 38 6 31 272 349 −77 13


First round
Qualifying finals
CA Langlois 1-2 Latrobe Dolphins 8-5 7-8 4-7
Kraken d'Outineau 0-2 Lakeland Storm 9-11 10-11
Preliminary finals
Kirkenes Jets 0-2 Daudard-des-Oiseaux 4-8 4-9
Burnaby Thunderbirds 2-1 Breton Mooseheads 7-8 8-4 9-5

Elimination finals
CA Langlois  1-2  Daudard-des-Oiseaux   11-5   8-16   8-6
Kraken d'Outineau 0-2 Burnaby Thunderbirds 7-10 5-11

Semifinals
Latrobe Dolphins  1-2  Daudard-des-Oiseaux     7-8  11-7
Lakeland Storm 2-0 Burnaby Thunderbirds 10-9 6-5

Grand final
Lakeland Storm  2-0  Daudard-des-Oiseaux  11-5  8-5


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WATER POLO PREMIER LEAGUE WINNERS
204 F.E.

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SEASON 84 / 203-04 F.E.


Megan Woodwell [GK], age 32 (KSK)
Grazzja Le Brun [LB], age 26 (VDR)
Zétény Szatmári* [CB], age 30 (PAS) C
Sven Fuchs [CB], age 28 (STL)
Drake Lokombo-Ssekitoleko [RB], age 22 (BNJ/QUE)
Agapeto Licea* [CM/DM], age 27 (KSK/FFD)
Aleksandra Sundberg [CM], age 23 (VAL)
Zakaria Nordin* [LW], age 23 (VAL)
Ariane Hirji [RW], age 22 (KSK)
Alexis Garrison [AM/CM], age 25 (KSK)
Xek Sunsaber [ST], age 28 (CEN)

Eamon Mac Dùbhghlas [GK], age 29 (KSK)
Amelia Clark [LB/RB], age 26 (KSK)
Damien Neusa [LB], age 24 (KSK)
Melissa Gaudreault [CB], age 32 (KSK)
Fredrick Kalmikov [CB], age 27 (KSK)
Matheo Steen [CB/DMC], age 17 (VAL)
Brodee Rorck [RB], age 22 (KSK)
Yves Soonias [LB/RB], age 31 (QUE)
Trant Pætterson [DM], age 21 (KSK)
Therése Svedberg [DM], age 21 (TKT)
Vangelis Anagnakis [CAM], age 32 (DEL)
Fabián Casias [AM], age 20 (TER)
Treszka Kovách [A/MC], age 21 (PAS)
Lief MacGhlais [AM], age 19 (KSK)
Rory Joseph [RM], age 34 (KSK)
Weka Roche [AM], age 21 (SNL)
Yara MacEachinn [RM], age 27 (KSK)
Meredith Nishiyaki [LW/RW], age 30 (KSK)
Marius Leonīds [LW], age 20 (CRN)
Nicole Gillam [LM/CM], age 31 (KSK)
Emily Bradwell [ST], age 25 (KSK)
Emily Okumura [ST], age 18 (KSK)
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Burnaby Sport Club
Home ground: Stadium Konueira (60,200)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★★ / Training facilities ★★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★★
Main rivals: Coquitlam United, Kirkenes FC
Honours: Kelssek Championship (18): 4, 13, 16, 25, 29, 44, 47, 48, 50, 52, 54, 58, 64, 65, 68, 74, 80, 82; runners-up: 56, 63, 67, 76, 83
Coupe des Patriotes (3): 14, 23, 27; finalists: 8, 11, 24, 29
Fanzines: Altitude Sickness, Two O'Clock Gun, Blue Patch Boys
Notable ex-players: Phillip Lozic, Thamior Liadon, Bernard Despatie, Maiev Feidhlim, Kari Zücker, Pierre Vasseur, Nacuémiró Buené, Andreas Bjerk, Ikra Yonte, Oliver Crossley, Deni Cowler, Olaf Haabjörn, Minerva Emond, Ingrid Lambert, Titan Pogbacar
Manager: Ryan Potter, age 65; job status: effin' magic
Asst. manager: Adrian Tremblay-Fillon, age 48, First team coaches: Judith Sturgess, age 56; Bailey Sellwood, age 43, Youth team manager: Helios Roy [AUD], age 39

History and records – The most league titles, the country’s biggest name in soccer, the most productive youth academy, but notably no IFCF trophies. Burnaby are in something of a difficult situation here as key player Titan Pogbacar pulled the surprise of the window with a league record transfer out to Farfadillis, where Mâ Âlâmëómë has enjoyed good results poaching players from Burnaby and will no doubt enjoy their new purchase. This is a big chance for Aleksandra Sundberg, Alexis Garrison, and Weka Roche to make that role theirs, but beyond them Burnaby doesn’t have much depth in the deep and central midfield role that Pogbacar used to fill, and there’s no telling how the rest of the squad will adapt to this change. Yet it’s still a quality team that knows how to win, and many had written off last year’s eventual champions Outineau when they went through some even bigger personnel changes. And no one is going to be so silly as to project a downturn for this club; they will clearly be in the championship conversation no matter what, but it’s just less of a sure thing than usual.

Last five seasons: 2nd, 1st, 3rd, 1st, 4th
Players in: Lief MacGhlais (youth), Emily Okumura (youth)
Players out: Titan Pogbacar (Mâ Âlâmëómë, ϑ6.7m/$17.2m), Ketsia Ventura (Gladerial Utd, ϑ0.6m/$1.5m), Gudmund Stolzmann (Hamiltonian, loan)

Hakon Campeau [GK], age 25 (KSK)
Alex Llewellyn [LWB], age 27 (SYL)
Charles Favre [CB], age 29 (KSK)
Georgia Cloutier [CB], age 27 (KSK)
Madeline Morrice [CB], age 23 (KSK)
Mathias Hertzog* [RB/CB], age 23 (PAS)
Emil Gjertsen [D/MC], age 21 (VAL)
Mâánü Êf [CM/RM], age 22 (KSK/FFD)
Joseph Kranz* [CAM], age 33 (STL)
Emre Massinen* [AM/CF], age 28 (KSK) C
Kylia Vukcevic [ST], age 28 (KSK)

Oliver Crossley [GK], age 37 (TKT)
Charlotte Schöner [LB], age 28 (CMT)
Kaelyn Ianokis [LB/RB], age 34 (KSK)
Loisé Camserhe [D C], age 37 (KSK/FFD)
Arend Bellman [RB], age 23 (TAX)
Ciyle McKinnon [DM/CM], age 22 (KSK)
Patrick Phelps [CM], age 30 (KSK)
Jamie Phaneuf [LM], age 25 (KSK)
Jason Dumoulin [LM], age 27 (KSK)
Billie Valls [RW], age 31 (CNR)
Rachel Vanson [ST], age 30 (CDG)
Toby Roswell [CF], age 23 (KSK)
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Clayquot City Football Club
Home ground: Kanard Park (32,600)
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Honours: Kelssek Championship (2): 10, 26; runners-up: 53
Coupe des Patriotes (2): 10, 11; runners-up: 16
Notable former players: Seamus Wylten, Victor Clinton, Fabio Coimbra, Raizen Saikyomono, Joanna Rigby
Fanzine: Gold Star Republic
Manager: Eva Karven (job status: okay)
Asst. manager: Areke Shinra [HIN], age 43; Coaches: Destry Lefranc, age 39; Allison Tucker, age 41

History and records. A long track record where they’re usually in the top half but no better has bred a strange mix of frustrated ambition and fatalism. A terrible start to last season saw them in the relegation zone and sacking Laurel Tinker-Witt, handing a big opportunity to Eva Karven. She’s gotten the first part of the job done, and it’s enough for fans to hope things will get back to the mid-table normal. But expectations that everything’s been reset and they can think about fighting for the IFCF places are probably premature – Karven has taken on a much-needed overhaul of the squad but it’s far from complete, and the fanbase will probably have their patience tested this season as the players settle in to different tactics and teammates, and with serious holes like a quality striker and questions on the flanks still unpatched.

Last 5 seasons: 14th, 11th, 11th, 5th, 7th, 8th
Players in: Madeline Morrice (Red Stars, ϑ0.3m), Arend Bellman (SoccerLand IFS), Emil Gjertsen (Wexax Utd, ϑ0.75m/$2m)
Players out: Shaun Breadwyll (Tarnavka FK, ϑ0.2m/$0.5m), Cecil Maruscak (Wansan Noksaekjeonsa, ϑ0.4m/$1m), Rosalie Bourke (retired), Karl Kagawa (retired), Anthony Na (contract expiry), Inga-Lisa Jansson (contract expiry), Artem Baldov (Kingstown, free)
Trìona Mercer [GK], age 29 (KSK)
Leïla Desharnais [LB], age 25 (KSK)
Abel Manuko [CB], age 27 (CRN)
Mikko Violette [CB], age 34 (KSK)
Suzanne Pilote [RB], age 26 (PTR)
Mark Sullivan [DM], age 24 (KSK)
Carl Gaudreault [CM], age 33 (KSK)
Fyodor Dsyuba [OM], age 31 (SVJ)
Petra Ayres [LM], age 24 (TKT)
Fang Chenguang* [RW], age 32 (CMT) C
Michael Djenkzo [CF], age 20 (INS)

Graham Notley [GK], age 24 (KSK)
Brecc Ó Dubhartaigh [LB/RB], age 23 (KSK)
Janet Avila [CB], age 28 (KSK)
Elli Tinkler [CB], age 25 (KSK)
Maude-Louise Welsh [RB], age 31 (KSK)
Cody Torcher [RB], age 20 (KSK)
Mary Cailbhin [DM], age 29 (KSK)
Margaux Békhazi [CM], age 18 (KSK)
Callie Ong [RM], age 29 (KSK)
Marc Lundberg [RW/LW], age 23 (KSK)
Siobhan Creed [AM/CF], age 22 (KSK)
Ngakan Ketut Juli Arka [LM], age 33 (UMS)
Tara Measley [CF], age 28 (KSK)
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Coquitlam United Football Club
Home ground: Maillardville Park (25,600)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Main rivals: Burnaby SC
Honours: Kelssek Championship (1): 28; runners-up: 51, 52, 66
Patriotes Cup (1): 21; finalists: 14, 28
Fan media: Bear-Proof Bins, Coqued Up
Notable ex-players: Kassel Pokorný, Arjan Singh, Aldo Vocani, Dusty Clement, Obey Chidiebere, Pierre-Louis Laishram, Maelle Sarada
Manager: Cory Greenwood, age 51 (job status: shrug emoji)

History and records. Cory Greenwood's focus on making this a team more able to keep the ball and dictate the play has made them more solid but possibly also limiting their upward potential, if they’re ultimately going to lose a battle of skill against the big clubs.

Last five seasons: 10th, 12th, 12th, 15th + Cup finalist, 11th
Players in: Cody Torcher (youth), Margaux Békhazi (Union Lachaîne, ϑ0.5m)
Players out: Andraž Koprivc (Ararat Severyan, undisclosed)
Jane Townsend [GK], age 29 (KSK)
Altwidus Aeneas* [WB], age 28 (ZEN)
Lief McLaren [CB], age 25 (KSK)
Anthony Na [CB], age 34 (KSK)
Ernst Grosser [LB], age 21 (KAT)
Amalie Vågen* [MC], age 20 (VAL)
Michael Empl [CDM], age 29 (CGS)
Aja Achilles [D R/M RC], age 35 (EFL) C
Annamay Hunter* [AM/CF], age 24 (KSK)
Oakleigh Carpenter [CF], age 36 (EFL)
Philip Chan [ST], age 23 (CRN)

Lex Krause [GK], age 24 (KSK)
Coleen Brightley [RB], age 30 (KSK)
Markus Kozar [RB/LB], age 26 (KSK)
Revan Gotte [LB], age 30 (AHR)
Ian Paquin [CB], age 30 (KSK)
Hunter Pollock [DF], age 27 (XAN)
Gudmund Stolzman [DM], age 23 (PIS)
Carole Dennvir [RB], age 24 (KSK)
Aurelia Soós [MC/RW], age 20 (PAS)
Gunnar Biltz [MC], age 24 (PIS)
Anni Phelps [CM], age 28 (KSK)
Pennie Hoffenheim [CM/LM], age 18 (KSK)
Cory Fisher [LM], age 27 (MYR)
Iain Moore [LM/RM], age 28 (KSK)
Tallin Reed [RM], age 31 (NPH)
Vance Sequin [CAM], age 30 (XAN)
Jaden Kasanga [ST], age 30 (SEM)
Anna Cook [ST], age 21 (SFD)
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Hamiltonian Cambria Football Club
Home ground: B.A. Johnston Field (24,700)
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Honours: Kelssek Championship runners up: 82
Kelssek National Northern (1): 58
Rivals: Kirkenes FC
Fanzines: Dragon's Breath Mints
Notable former players: Dario Tule, Tomas Guisao, Roksana Koroleva, Anke Waechter, Mesi Klarlmas, Sofie Mylonakis, Anton Zivkovic
Manager: Hannah Wilton [QUE], age 56 (job status: secure)
Asst. manager: John Parker [KSK], age 42; Coaches: Kimiko Koizumi [HIN], age 44, Erin Matysiak, age 38

History and records. Like its post-industrial home city, Cambria clings to its blue-collar identity as a club even as its present-day reality is globalized, cosmopolitan, and services-oriented. The sad reality of a club like Cambria having a big year is that bigger clubs swoop in to grab your top talent, and that process has continued this season with Anton Zivkovic’s rise to top choice at centre-back for Kelssek seeing him join the much-missed Mylonakis abroad. It’s here that we’ll see if the scouts and player development departments are earning their keep, with some interesting additions that should help them at least maintain a top-half league position, if their notably weak offensive threat on the flanks doesn’t hold them back too much. Amalie Vågen is the next potential star to watch, while Katzeberg left-back Ernst Grosser is tipped to take a step up in this league.

Last five seasons: 9th, 2nd, 8th, 6th, 13th, 12th
Players in: Ernst Grosser (youth), Anthony Na (Clayquot, ϑ0.25m), Gudmumd Stolzman (Burnaby, loan), Pennie Hoffenheim (youth)
Players out: Anton Zivkovic (Rockies International, ϑ1.8m/$4.6m), Roibéard Ó Cuinneagáin (Norrion Rovers, ϑ1.2m/$3m)

Zoé St-Cyr [GK], age 25 (KSK)
Emerentse Meganck [DR], age 19 (TAX)
Kieran Wisely [CB], age 25 (KSK)
Nahida Apjohn [CB], age 35 (KSK)
Arlenne Holland [LB/LM], age 23 (KSK)
Alejandra Younes* [DM/CM], age 34 (KSK)
Fabian Sirros [CM], age 25 (KSK)
Maude Tamiko [LW/CF], age 28 (KSK)
Joseph Kranz* [CAM], age 33 (STL) C
Vedant Dev [RW], age 21 (INS)
Blahoslav Zak* [ST], age 34 (STL)

Lee Allen [GK], age 40 (KSK)
Haran Madjowski [LB], age 34 (KSK)
Andreas Glass [CB], age 29 (KSK)
Georgia Blatchford [RB], age 27 (KSK)
Joseph Bronson [RB/CB], age 29 (KSK)
Fredrick Faubert [CM], age 36 (KSK)
Anton Ciar [CM], age 32 (KSK)
Sàntîó Aluansöó [CM], age 21 (KSK/FFD)
Sophia Hannes [LM], age 27 (KSK)
Josh Bradwell [CM/LM], age 31 (KSK)
Diego McManamon [AM], age 30 (KSK)
Alexandra Wilson [CF], age 37 (KSK)
Zoé Viggo [RW], age 27 (KSK)
Kathleen Rose [LW/ST], age 31 (KSK)
Tanner Young [ST], age 23 (KSK)
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Kawarthas District Football Association
Home ground: Redmord Point (16,500)
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★ / Youth system ★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Honours: Kelssek National runners-up: 62, 70; playoff winners: 78, 83
Rivals: Red Stars, Saintsport Heath
Fanzine: Lakefront Property Guide
Notable ex-players: Phineas Betteridge, Lojze Kokalkj, Rolf Seyfried, Alberto Rendon
Fanzine: Lakefront Property Guide
Manager: Aleksandr Lukonov [STL], age 51; Assistant manager: Tomás Guisao [KSK/FFD], age 41; First team coaches: Phillip Lozic, age 41; Jason Knapp, age 41

Technically speaking the club is the representative team of the three counties in the green belt in between Redswyth and the northern sprawl of metropolitan Kirkenes. The first team plays in Llandewi, the largest city of a region which is increasingly becoming southern Redswyth. As a practical matter it’s in the unusual position of also being the organizing body for non-professional soccer in its region. While careful not to get too distant from this convenient source of fan loyalty, the club itself is more and more of separate entity and in the past few years has seen investment and seats on its board taken up by certain Siovanija and Teusland persons who have lakeside cabins in the area and have taken an emotional and monetary interest in the local team.

Much has changed after five years in the second division, and their patience (or loyalty) with Aleksandr Lukonov has paid off in a solid team that was a bit unlucky to fall to 6th at the end of an injury-ravaged season, but they rectified that in the playoffs. The club has done the investment, but is it enough to meet the enormity of the task ahead? The most notable addition is probably veteran striker Blahoslav Zak who comes in from the Valanora Premiership ready to rumble. Do they have the right mix of raw talent and experienced veterans to make them contenders to survive? No one at the club’s under any illusions that the most likely outcome is to get smacked down repeatedly and slink back to the second division, but they’ll hope at least it won’t be a foregone conclusion too early in the year.

Last season: 6th (National playoffs winner)
Players in: Alejandra Younes (SK Franz Josef City, undisclosed), Blahoslav Zak (FC Capri, ϑ/$1.5m), Vedant Dev (IFA Academy), Emerentse Meganck (Soccerland IFS), Fabian Sirros (Pesepur Pemecutan Puri, undisclosed)
Players out: Jens Carlquist (retired)

Tadia Nolenko [GK], age 28 (XAN)
Indehires Auhumevahe* [LB], age 25 (KSK)
Remko Struvink [CB], age 26 (CMT)
Clement Mills [CB], age 25 (KSK)
Artem Baldov [RB], age 36 (KSK)
Paul Patterson [DM/CM], age 25 (KSK) C
Tom Ballard* [CM], age 27 (KSK)
Harry Toir [CM], age 22 (KSK)
Foster Elkers [AM], age 27 (KSK)
Aaron Eid [LW/CF], age 30 (KSK)
Antonina Kazankova [RM], age 29 (PYA)
Dylan Carbone* [ST], age 22 (SNL)

Jasmine Mac an Tòisich [GK], age 31 (KSK)
Maya Negri [LB], age 34 (KSK)
Eloise Lìos [RB], age 28 (KSK)
Maryanne Lapierre [CB/DM], age 31 (KSK)
Jasmine Griogal [CM], age 29 (KSK)
Lee Ó Murchadha [CM/AM], age 27 (KSK)
Jessica Drury [AM], age 33 (KSK)
Mason Butler [AM/CF], age 27 (KSK)
Damon Fisher [CF], age 31 (KSK)
Kevan Riiter [ST], age 32 (KSK)
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Kingstown Athletic Club
Home ground: Larkhamfield (18,800)
Facilities: Ground ★★ / Training ★★ / Youth system ★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Rivals: Burnaby SC
Honours: Kelssek Championship (1): 46
Kelssek National (3): 64, 76, 82; runners-up: 80
Coupe des Patriotes (2): 9, 29
Manager: Gabriel Davies, age 45; Asst. manager: Alessandro Bella [SVG], age 39; Coaches: Donnach Ó Ceanndubháin, age 41; Ryan Boyle, age 41

Based in the genteel capital of Konueira, in times long past they were a regular presence in the first division but they couldn’t cope when the sport’s growth in popularity meant muddling through in mid-table got harder and harder. While Kingstown fans consider Burnaby SC their main rivals, Burnaby generally doesn't deign to reciprocate. But a big point of pride for the Lakers is that they’ve played against their illustrious neighbours in two Patriotes Cup finals, and stunningly won both of them.

With Eva Karven being hired away mid-season, a lot could have gone wrong, and it’s a big credit to Gabriel Davies that it didn’t. It’s the former Saint-Remy striker’s first managerial position, and it was surely a risk for the club too, but he got this young squad through the rigours of a tight relegation battle in what will be regarded as a decent accomplishment. It won’t get any easier this year, but with what look to be smart, experienced transfer market acquisitions with some potential for upside, there’s certainly more hope and confidence of staying up at Larkhamfield than last year.

Last five seasons: 17th, 1st (Nat’l), 18th, 2nd (Nat’l), 11th (Nat’l)
Players in: Artem Baldov (Clayquot, ϑ100k), Antonina Kazankova (CF Saint-Richard, ϑ500k)
Players out: Mikko McKillican (Tuškile IF, ϑ1m/$2.6m)
Jenas Maraipu [GK], age 34 (KSK/ARI)
Alexis Tuskie [LB], age 30 (SNL)
Lazar Soltész [CB/RB], age 21 (PAS)
Colm Lumsden [CB], age 28 (KSK)
Kweon Hyeok-Joon [RB], age 28 (QUE)
Dong Yichun [CM], age 26 (YZH/NZG)
Oskari Perry [CM], age 26 (KSK)
Sierra Bonilla [LW/RW], age 20 (KSK)
Gao Renliang [CAM], age 25 (YZH)
Quirino Naoise [RW], age 21 (CRN)
Yob Yeyeh Aan* [ST/AMC], age 29 (BNJ) C

Aidan Dupuis [GK], age 29 (KSK)
Joseph-Jean Compagnie [LB], age 24 (KSK)
Albert Gnaybri [CB], age 29 (KSK)
Natalia Konarik [CB/LB], age 33 (KSK)
Ruaridh Ó hÓgáin [RB], age 22 (KSK)
Aurora Merelu [CDM/CAM], age 30 (SAJ)
Oskari Ross [DM], age 24 (KSK)
Trant McKelvey [CM], age 20 (KSK)
Sydney Pouliot [CM/LM], age 26 (KSK)
Maryus Nguyen [CM], age 19 (KSK)
Kathryn Gray [LM], age 19 (SNL)
Peter Markov [LM/AM], age 30 (KSK)
Satria Wiradarma [RM], age 36 (PCU)
Liljan Álfarsdottír Zhou [RW], age 27 (YZH/GRF)
Evin Françine-Miklavivec [AP], age 30 (CMT)
Daemond Tartt [AM/ST], age 19 (KSK)
Musa Diya Seif [ST], age 23 (PAS)
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Kirkenes Football Club
Home ground: Exhibition Place (41,200)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★★ / Training ★★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★
Honours: Kelssek Championship (6): 9, 18, 37, 42, 75, 81; runners-up: 60, 70
Coupe des Patriotes (1): 19
IFCF Champions League (1): 16; runners-up: 17
IFCF Associations Trophy runners-up: 18
Vilitan Cove Invitational (1): 14
Rivals: CF Outineau, Burnaby SC, Passerine
Notable ex-players: Darach Salthill, Victor Nyquist, Bors Warwick, Quinten van der Ven, Ceferino Audiol, Hannah Devore, Bastian Wolff, Brian Kilcullen, Catheline Matthias, Lacina Issoumou
Fanzines: Rubber Pellets Digest, Centre of the Universe
Manager: Blake McDonagh, age 55
Assistant manager: Areke Shinra [HIN], age 42; Coaches: Brad Brunelle, age 46; Rodney Bright, age 39

History and records. The richest club in the country, the one with the most subscribing members, and genuinely trying to stop its ultras from doing fascist salutes all the time. If there’s one Kelssek club to base the bullying bad guys of sports movies on, it’s this one. Also plays at Waterfront Dome sometimes.

It wasn’t the biggest surprise that Margerie Pax was shoved out the door at the end of the season, though for some fans the appointment of someone with CF Outineau ties like Blake McDonagh is a travesty, one that won’t make life at a club that’s known to be impatient with its managers any longer. Neither has the club gone splashing the cash in the transfer market; the chatter was all about how the stars are underperforming and/or lazy, and the new manager seems to have been instructed to get better results out of the current squad. Who knows if this is enough to improve their very meh morale.

Last five seasons: 5th, 6th, 1st, 4th, 2nd
Players in: Daemond Tartt (youth), Musa Diya Seif (Tanrısal, ϑ1m/$2.5m), Maryus Nguyen (youth)
Players out: Joseph Albeam (Colwynian Vale, loan), Maelle Sarada (Saintsport, ϑ0.7m), Jan Van Dijcke (contract expiry)

Dominic Tessier [GK], age 24 (KSK)
Karon Murell* [LB], age 31 (MRT)
Brendan Crawford [CB], age 28 (KSK)
Sasha Stepanov [CB], age 32 (CMT)
Mitchell Abraham [RB], age 23 (CRN)
Neil Ferry [CM], age 30 (KSK)
Logane Hannigan* [CM], age 28 (KSK) C
Darion Verto [CM/CAM], age 21 (EDS)
Belaj-Rilan Dar [LM], age 28 (QUS/SRS)
Christina Schäfer [RW], age 22 (PAS)
Caspian Garberg* [AM LC/ST], age 29 (VAL)

Alison Troczynski [GK], age 32 (KSK)
Jordan Mansbridge [LB], age 26 (KSK)
Marc Wenger [CB], age 34 (KSK)
Tobias Ebersbacher [CB], age 23 (VAL)
Monica Saint-Pierre [RB], age 31 (KSK)
Tessa Locke [CM], age 33 (CDG/QUE)
Craig Welland [RM/CM], age 20 (KSK)
Kevin Joseph [AM], age 30 (KSK)
Marten Solomonson [AM C], age 32 (PIS)
Parris Marks [AM/CF], age 20 (KSK)
Akhil Neviud [RM], age 30 (SRS)
Daphne Bergen [LW/ST], age 18 (KSK)
Ariana Coulter [ST], age 28 (KSK)
Charlotte Boyle [LW/CF], age 22 (KSK)
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Latrobe Athletic and Football Club
Home ground: Macquarie Docklands (55,700)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Rivals: Clayquot City
Honours: Kelssek Championship (8): 2, 14, 21, 24, 34, 53, 69, 78; runners-up: 55, 64, 65, 74
Coupe des Patriotes (4): 4, 24, 26, 28, 30; runners-up: 1, 12, 30
IFCF Champions League runners-up: 10; IFCF Challengers Cup runners-up: 6, 19; Cup Winners’ Cup runners-up: 70
Fanzines: That's Not the Try Line, Lad Romance
Notable ex-players: Ruslan Demetriev, Aleksander Lukonov, Raïf Ducharne, Bridget Coombe, Anke Waechter, Émîróînó Üjíkân
Manager: Ren Fang [YZH], age 48 Asst. manager: Iroha Irei [HIN], age 43, Coaches: Alexandre von Mertens, age 43; Jenn van Noord, age 38

History and records. Arguably better-known for its rugby team, this club gets your heart racing in their red and white, be my Docklands dream tonight...

Bryce Graughan was on a short leash and the writing was on the wall as Latrobe limped to a mid-table finish, with fans openly debating who should replace him even when they still had a very winnable semifinal coming up, which they then lost at home in embarrassing fashion. Mazinaw’s manager Ren Fang was the answer, and adding to the sense of a change in era, key winger Anke Waechter also took the chance of a transfer home to Valanora and Émîróînó Üjíkân has been let go with a 20-year service medal and reportedly a pretty nice watch. Creating offence has been a problem the past few years, and the new transfer arrivals are expected to help address that, especially the highly-rated Christina Schäfer. Despite the churn, standard minimum expectations remain a finish in the IFCF spots, but in truth that would be quite impressive.

Last five seasons: 8th, 7th, 5th, 3rd + Cup winner, 1st
Players out: Anke Wacheter (Hondo, ϑ0.8m/$2.5m), Émîróînó Üjíkân (retired), Aidan Caoidheach (Star of Confederation, ϑ0.3m), Kieran McCurdy (Les Castors,free), Émîróînó Üjíkân (contract expiry)
Players in: Darion Verto (Srechatang Horsaalien, ϑ0.4m/$1.25m), Tobias Ebersbacher (FC Longview, ϑ0.3m/$1m), Craig Welland (youth), Christina Schäfer (Baskita, ϑ0.9m/$2.5m), Daphne Bergen (youth)

Ellen Underwood [GK], age 33 (KSK) C
Michel Grandpuce [LB], age 31 (KSK)
Blaire Convery* [CB], age 34 (KSK)
Aisling Lieyw [CB/LB], age 25 (KSK)
Cathy Baird [RB/LB], age 24 (KSK)
Temeil Keïta* [CM], age 24 (KSK)
Kieran McCurdy [CM], age 30 (KSK)
Jason Dumoulin* [LM], age 27 (KSK)
Alain-Luc Gelhomme [CM/AM], age 22 (KSK)
Essel Torrint [RW], age 18 (AUP)
Clara Hacker [ST], age 24 (KSK)

Paul Bouleresse [GK], age 23 (KSK)
Alyosha Sharonova [RB], age 18 (PYA)
Ariane St-Cyr [RB], age 34 (KSK)
Noémie Hwong [CB], age 29 (KSK)
Ellen Troulos [CB], age 23 (KSK)
Nathan Djamena [CM], age 34 (KSK)
Aerona Bradwell [DM], age 31 (KSK)
Éignach Ó Conradh [CM/RM], age 24 (KSK)
Simone Gaudreault [RB/RM], age 23 (KSK)
Dominic Whylie [CM/LM], age 22 (KSK)
Mark Rieger [AM], age 30 (KSK)
Adrian Mearns [ST], age 29 (KSK)
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Club de football Les Castors
Home ground: Place Saint-Luc (capacity 20,200)
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Honours: Kelssek Championship (4): 20, 22, 38, 43; runners-up: 54
Rivals: CF Outineau
Notable ex-players: François Saint-Louis
Manager: Léonie Lapierre, age 51, Asst. manager: Max Gianco, age 51; Coaches: Corrine Lamoureaux, age 37; Kâyetá Jírraósôás [KSK/FFD], age 39

In times long past, Les Castors were one of the teams that came to mind when you said “Outineau derby”. But that’s barely a rivalry any more, as the Brave Beavers have been spending more time battling just to get into the first division with only occasional success. They’ve not managed to stay up for very long either, but they have some decent talent and leadership in the lineup, and with a solid midfield anchored by McCurdy they can hope to keep things interesting for as long as possible.

Last season: 2nd (Nat’l)
Players in: Alyosha Sharonova (Pyazhnyy Futbolni Akademiya, free), Essel Torrint (Sassenlan, free)
Players out: none

Estelle Bailey [GK], age 25 (KSK)
Logane Lamoureaux [LB], age 26 (KSK)
Zhao Fan* [CB], age 27 (YZH)
Liam Beckett [CB], age 21 (TKT)
Raphaëlle Frégnac [RB], age 28 (KSK)
Joëlle Lozina [DM], age 24 (KSK)
Ewan Vespertine [CM], age 30 (CEN)
Kuldeep Lowens* [RM], age 27 (SRS) C
Sandrine McLeod [LW], age 33 (KSK)
Cyprian Mazurowski* [AM/ST], age 24 (CMT)
Cuauhtemoc Mitznahuatl [ST], age 29 (TLA/TKT)

Nathan Mitten [GK], age 29 (KSK)
Cole Chandler [LB/RB], age 35 (KSK)
Graeme Day [CB], age 27 (KSK)
Olivia McCurdy [CB/DM], age 25 (KSK)
Eivan Rochell [CB/RB], age 19 (KSK)
Aerron Poyter [RB], age 22 (KSK)
Vlatka Vukajlovic [CM], age 20 (KSK/FFD)
Liliana Wińska [CM], age 24 (CMT)
Devunn Holt [CM/RM], age 21 (KSK)
Padraig Sielski [LM], age 29 (KSK)
Oliver Harris [LM], age 22 (KSK)
Rosalie Bourke [RW], age 34 (KSK)
Tyrone Daly [AM], age 29 (KSK)
Teja Putra Kusuma [AM/ST], age 32 (UMS)
Winn Twillmeyer [ST], age 20 (KSK)
Trìona Smith [CF], age 22 (KSK)
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Mazinaw Vanorian FC
Home ground: Crowchilds Road (18,100)
Facilities: Ground ★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Rivals: Strathcona Internationals
Honours: Patriotes Cup (1): 19; runners-up: 66
Kelssek National (1): 78; runners-up: 68; National South (1): 59
Fanzine: Tricky Trees
Notable ex-players: Tegan Earrach, Amber Docherty, Laura Adler, Pfander Oresund, Clodio Noya
Manager: Tyler Shrub, age 49; Assistant manager: Annabel Curtis (KSK), age 53; Coaches: Pherem Mutsuga (HIN), age 43

Based in the high plains city of Mazinaw, they’ve stumbled through the last few years in contrast to their rivals on the other side of the republic of Conryia. This club never had any original connection to Valanora or people from there; the name reflects the long-time popularity of that country’s league and national team among fans in Kelssek in the era when football was a niche sport and “real” fans watched the Premiership live on satellite.

With Ren Fang’s departure for greener pastures, Tyler Shrub has been brought back to Kelssek from his moderately decent jaunt at Evenfar, all cagey about who more mutually consented to part ways as if we can’t read the Pasargan league table ourselves. But it’s also an experience and perhaps he’s picked up tactical ideas that might give Mazinaw an edge in the mid-table muck, and with smart-looking acquisitions the squad’s renewal seems well underway. With some wide players who can stretch the play, this could be a team that exploits the more static defences in the bottom half, but whether they can break down the bigger teams will be interesting to see.

Last five seasons: 12th, 8th, 15th, 13th, 12th
Players in: Eivan Rochell (youth), Liliana Wińska (Grimhildr Starfall, undisclosed), Vlatka Vukajlovic (Burnaby U21s)
Players out: Estelle Melde (retired), Mandy Longpré (NGSA, free), Geraldine Claw (Torbay, free)

Mêrrlínô Sôdô [GK], age 25 (KSK/FFD)
Ryan Yaiters [LB], age 28 (KSK)
Mihai Carolus Sorinescu [CB], age 22 (NTN)
Ross Saint-Pierre [CB], age 30 (KSK)
Crispin Fremont* [RB], age 34 (NPH)
Luca Gleiss [DM], age 27 (KSK)
Sasha Corbeth [CM], age 32 (KSK) C
Jenna Wiens* [RW], age 26 (KSK)
Rory Hermann [LM/CM], age 21 (SYL/CMT)
Christian Stipic* [CF], age 28 (KSK)
Hamo Stacey [ST], age 22 (KSK)

Natalya Breault [GK], age 21 (KSK)
Luke Harris [LB], age 31 (KSK)
Laskin Kapotsis [CB], age 35 (KSK)
Pauline Chupryna [RB/RM], age 35 (KSK)
Martin Miliken [RB], age 36 (KSK)
Erinne Meldd [LB/RB], age 21 (KSK)
Scott Slater [DM], age 34 (KSK)
Cillian Mac an Fhinntain [CM], age 29 (KSK)
Jourdain Luthier [CM], age 25 (KSK)
Alejandra Lunney [RW], age 30 (KSK)
Alexander Husby [ST], age 17 (VAL)
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FC Novonaya
Home ground: Griffin Park (39,200)
Honours: Coupe des Patriotes (1): 30
Kelssek National (1): 79 runners-up: 61
Rivals: NGSA Ulyanof
Fanzine(s): The Grand Gallop
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Notable former players: Anne-Marie Roux
Manager: Anith Kehrt [SRS], age 63 (job status: stable), Asst. manager: Mariano Lucio [TEQ], age 46; Coaches: Miles Mann, age 38; Tim Kameda, age 38

Once a rising power with ambitions to qualify for IFCF, they are now riding the yo-yo between the first and second divisions. The fanbase imagines the club can do much better, the reality is they would snatch your arm off if you offered them a mid-table finish. These are not exciting times in Novonaya, unless you count selling prospects for money as an achievement, and there's real worry the team is weaker this year and faces a tougher fight in the bottom half of the table than they used to be. They could rely on there being teams clearly worse than then in the last few years, but complacency is going to kill them if some of the missteps happen again this year.

Last five seasons: 15th, 15th + Cup winner, 17th, 15th, 1st (Nat’l)
Players in: Rory Hermann (Eyrods Tech), Laskin Kapotsis (Kawarthas, free)
Players out: Daeved Rillter (Real Anasb, ϑ1m/$2.8m)

Marietta Rouland [GK], age 24 (KSK)
Xelez-Matez Wek [LB], age 26 (QUS/SRS)
Timo Thomsen [CB], age 35 (KSK) C
Nathan Tsacheilidis [CB], age 26 (KSK)
Volodymyr Casiraghi [RB/LB], age 24 (KSK)
Tihomir Misita* [DM], age 29 (FFD/KSK)
Marcus Chatham [CM], age 27 (KSK)
Sabazio Ragone* [RW/AM], age 29 (JUE)
Katinka Fazakas [LW/ST], age 26 (PAS)
Louise Efimov-Tremblay [CF], age 28 (KSK)
Aurora Nilsen* [ST], age 29 (VAL)

Mark Bhàsa [GK], age 28 (KSK)
Taylor Stasiak [LB], age 35 (KSK)
Tessa Dryden [CB/LB], age 29 (KSK)
Leon Jones [CB], age 29 (KRY)
Claudia Tolmach [RB/CB], age 23 (KSK)
Sorcha Cleeves [RB], age 30 (KSK)
Putu Satria Wibawa [CB], age 29 (PCU)
Christian Lange-Parker [LM], age 31 (SNL)
Eire Saint-Pierre [CM], age 28 (KSK)
Medyson Consðntin [RM], age 22 (KSK)
Julius Fournier [RM], age 27 (KSK)
Delphine Therrien [AM], age 25 (KSK)
James Kagawa [ST], age 29 (KSK)
Laure-Marie Simon [ST], age 24 (KSK)
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Océanic C.F. de Langlois
Home ground: Stade des Pacifiques (40,280)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★★ / Training ★★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★
Main rivals: CF Saint-Richard, CF Outineau
Honours: Kelssek Championship (9): 5, 11, 17, 19, 30, 56, 57, 66, 77; runners-up: 49, 71
Coupe des Patriotes (2): 2, 15; runners-up: 13
Fanzines: Coach-marde!, Aux larmes salés
Notable ex-players: Kiera Weiram, Zilar Galharretborde, Tyler Hodgson, Puxjodaskar Lohánares, Jordyn Mah, Issac Lafrenière, Chevalier Bay
Manager: Kiera Weiram [MRN], age 48 Asst. manager: Jonathan Vaukhonen, age 42; Coaches: Bruno Boulerice, age 39; Juan Marc Valdéz, age 42; Cormac Ó Conneely, age 44

History and records. Many dispute its claim to be the oldest football club in Kelssek, fewer dispute its history of innovation and excellence in tactical experimentation and training methods. Betrayal! A stab in the back! Brigitte Coppinger’s true colours turned out to be Outineau red and blue after all. Fortunately the mob lost steam before they took the Championship trophy she won them and threw it in the harbour. Look out for youngster Medyson Consðntin, who impressed playing for Kelssek at the Olympics and could soon have first-eleven potential.

Last five seasons: 4th, 4th, 3rd, 7th, 4th
Players in: Loïc Fortin (youth), Catherine Saint-Cyr (youth)
Players out: Stéphanie Desharnais (Star of Confederation, ϑ0.25m)

Maxime Carrieri [GK], age 29 (KSK)
Anastasia Halvorsen [LB], age 29 (VAL)
Lourence Hupe [CB], age 27 (KSK)
Ylva Stjern* [D/MC], age 29 (VAL)
Jason Yuanjunsson Ren [RB], age 26 (YZH/GRF)
Logane Nordet* [DM], age 30 (KSK)
Joao Peres [CM], age 28 (JUE)
Emmanuelle Authier [CM/AM], age 25 (KSK)
Boglárka Czakó [LW/RW], age 21 (PAS)
Chike Obident [RW/AM], age 29 (KSK) C
Rémy Niemi* [ST], age 25 (KSK)

Julianne Salemm [GK], age 21 (KSK)
Jarren-Louis Henin [LB], age 20 (KSK)
Connor Magill [CB], age 27 (KSK)
Jôs Ôsgân [CB], age 29 (KSK/FFD)
Errol Tellier [CB], age 30 (KSK)
Marlène Ketsetzidis [RB/CB], age 19 (KSK)
Alain-Elric Sauvé [LB], age 32 (KSK)
Renée Batori [CM], age 22 (KSK)
Caio Serafim [CDM], age 19 (CRN)
Laurie Rajic [LM], age 28 (KSK)
Éric Pinard [AM], age 25 (KSK)
Jasbir Gasanda [RM], age 20 (KSK)
Phillippe Lavoie [CF], age 31 (KSK)
Caroline Doueihey [ST], age 26 (KSK)
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Club de football Outineau
Home ground: Stade Olympique (58,600)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★★ / Training ★★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★
Rivals: Kirkenes FC, Langlois Océanic, CS Saint-Rémy, CF Les Castors
Honours: Kelssek Championship (13): 12, 15, 27, 33, 41, 50, 60, 63, 67, 73, 76, 79, 83; runners-up: 59, 75, 77, 78, 80, 81
IFCF Champions League (1): 19; runners-up: 20
Coupe des Patriotes (5): 5, 13, 16, 17, 22; runners-up: 21, 25
Ad'ihan Challenge Trophy (1): 18
Notable former players: Blake McDonagh, Jean-Phillippe Auiloquet, Ashley Douglass, Gabriel Lapierre, James McDonald, Loïc Maçon-Petrault, Issac Lafrenière, Brigitte Coppinger, Adam Corvin, Ronin Otero, Jarno Ytsdan, Danielle Maradrogba, Tobert Usher
Fan channels: Tourtière congelé, Latte-Sipping Cock Muncher TV
Manager: Brigitte Coppinger [NPH], age 54; Asst. manager: Michael Cabrallo, age 44; Coaches: Fioniann Baalbaki, age 38; Laurence Malanda, age 37; Issac Lafrenière, age 41

History and records. One of Kelssek football’s traditional powers, they hold the record for the most Patriotes Cup wins, are one of three clubs to have won a domestic double, and one of three to have won the Champions League. Midway through the season their title challenge seemed to have fizzled out, but with the Rouge-et-bleu managing to hold their nerve while the teams ahead of them collapsed around their ears, it was a sixth career league title for Romain Dupuis, allowing him to tie Kirkenes FC, and to triumphantly announce his retirement at the parade. And coming into the dugout is a player who won a couple of those titles under Dupuis and has won one of her own as manager at rivals Océanic, much to the Langlois club’s consternation. It’s hard to think of a more fitting successor, but on the other hand with captain Tobert Usher also leaving and the club unaccountably losing a promising talent to a breakdown in contract talks with Milislav Gucetic, this is far from the ideal off-season and analysts are calling for caution over expectations they’ll obviously just win the league again.

Last five seasons: 1st, 3rd, 2nd, 2nd + CL finalist, 1st + CL winners
Players in: Jarren-Louis Henin (youth), Jasbir Gasanda (youth)
Players out: Tobert Usher (Wolfenholm Utd, ϑ0.5m/$1.4m), Artem Pelletier (RC Mercanthum, ϑ0.6m/$1.5m), Milislav Gucetic (contract expiry)

Zara Ishizaki [GK], age 29 (KSK)
Robert Gardijan [LB], age 23 (KSK)
Aërgad Becdelièvre [CB], age 25 (GVH)
Christina Grange [CB], age 31 (MRT) C
Tuomas Rajic [RB/RM], age 24 (KSK)
Taium Oldauw* [CM], age 33 (SRS)
Jonah Keller [CM], age 31 (SNL)
Simon Vlammenzee* [LM/CM], age 28 (TKT)
Frank Koslov [RM], age 26 (DOU)
Vanessa Weger [AM], age 33 (KSK)
Guiseppe Allegri Gentile* [ST], age 30 (ZEN)

Nathaniel Williams [GK], age 34 (KSK)
Liam Cardinal [GK], age 20 (KSK)
Stéphanie Kouam [LB], age 27 (KSK)
Jasmine Gallagher [CB], age 24 (KSK)
Silvestre Lombardo [CB/DM], age 20 (KSK/FFD)
Jaya Hadi Gunawan [RB], age 28 (PCU)
Vínseslâdís Jüxáá [RB], age 22 (KSK/FFD)
Risteárd McGregers [MF], age 36 (EQS)
Jenessica Wright [DM], age 25 (XAN)
Linnea Cartwright [DM], age 19 (TKT)
Jordyn Okazawa [CM/AM], age 32 (KSK)
Angéline Ibanez [LM], age 31 (KSK)
Ruslan Serelda [LM/RM], age 19 (KSK)
Oscar Doeple [RM], age 27 (KSK)
Giovanna Savogliardi [RM/AM], age 34 (TKT)
Asmaran Nyalla [CF], age 22 (KSK)
Tim Hannes [ST], age 23 (KSK)
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Passerine Football Club
Home ground: Portedowns Park (26,400)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Rivals: Kirkenes FC
Honours: Kelssek National (3): 60, 66, 68
Patriotes Cup runners-up: 32
Fan media: Abusive Tweets
Notable ex-players: Zoé Goh-Lemaire, Ronin Otero, Agapeto Licea
Manager: Analor Avalor (KOR), age 57 (job status: stable); Asst. manager: Brayden Welland, age 46; Coaches: Sean Clarke, age 45; Lewis Brockton, age 40

Records and history. Has fashioned itself into a football club for those who like to sip an IPA (now supplied by the Terembev conglomerate) from a plastic cup at the stadium and don't mind finishing tenth being considered an accomplishment. Analor Avalor has a solid and organized team determined to put opponents under pressure, which can on the other hand result in disasters against teams able to withstand it. With the sale of Enge, the goal-getting burden now falls squarely on Guiseppe Allegri Gentile, and how the team adapts to this will be a big part of their story this season. Passerine will expect to coast through the middle of the table, but the promoted teams are getting better all the time and they need to be careful out there.

Last five seasons: 13th, 13th, 13th, 14th, 16th
Players in: Ruslan Sereda (youth), Silvestre Lombardo (youth)
Players out: Martinius Enge (CS Saint-Remy ϑ1.5m/$4.3m), Sara Violette (retired), Drî Tòr (retired)

Li Lindholm [GK], age 33 (VAL)
Sarafine Latendresse [LB], age 31 (KSK)
Remigio Suescun [CB], age 29 (KSK/FFD)
Napoléon Lalande* [CB], age 27 (CMT)
Marco Santoro [RB], age 22 (CRN)
Milan Linden [DM], age 33 (KSK)
Maria Hadjipavlou [CM], age 30 (VDR)
Darwin James* [LM], age 26 (CMT)
Hazmar Roger* [AMF/CMF], age 30 (EFL) C
Anastasia Cederbergh [RM/CM], age 27 (TKT)
Pascal Murg [ST], age 28 (CGS)

Ruslan Fermier [GK], age 30 (KSK)
Carolanne Navice [GK], age 21 (KSK)
Chrissy Larmer [RB/LB], age 30 (CDG)
Maria Hadjipavlou [CM], age 30 (VDR)
Emma Lefranc [CB], age 27 (KSK)
Werner Wittler [LB], age 23 (TAX)
Marilou Groulx [RB], age 26 (KSK)
René Esposito [DM/CM], age 24 (KSK)
Lydia Gomboult [CM], age 34 (MRT)
Madison Longstaff [MF], age 26 (CDG)
Carrie Boiyle [CM], age 21 (KSK)
Martinius Enge [AMC/ST], age 26 (VAL)
Terence de Landa [AM C], age 33 (KSK)
Neil HALLETT [CAM], age 25 (FVA)
Romy Métisser [CM/AM], age 25 (KSK)
Artemios Ostend [LM/LW], age 23 (KSK)
Lily Witte [CF], age 28 (KSK)
Raphael Boileau [CF], age 18 (KSK)
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Club sportif de Saint-Rémy
Home ground: Stade Intersat (38,263)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Honours: Kelssek Championship (5): 8, 23, 55, 61, 62; runners-up: 57, 58, 72
Coupe des Patriotes (2): 3, 32
Rivals: CF Outineau
Fanzine: Ceux qui mange tous les pogos, Carte-cadeaux de Dieu
Notable former players: Ian Sinclair, Brayden Custworth, Adrian Tremblay-Fillon, Greta Enger, Faragó Aranya, Aneurin Wakering, Denig Regnault, Arsène de Saintyon, Lio Turnau, Charles Linton-Arbour, Florian Berkut
Manager: Jonathan Dubois [KSK], age 52; Asst. manager: Gary Allard, age 60; Coaches: Jérémie Chasseur-Ardenne, age 43; Cathy Hanselmann, age 41

History and records. The club of a large industrial city that fancies itself as more down-to-earth and friendly in contrast to their self-conceived stereotype of people from Outineau. With a shiny Patriotes Cup trophy to parade and a tilt at the top of the league last year, it was by any measure the year they were hoping for. Now with the addition of a proven striker in Martinius Enge, that addresses their major weak point and has fans hoping of a reprise of the era of the deux glorieuses. Scrub your feeds and it’s like no one ever doubted Jonathan Dubois.

Last five seasons: 3rd, 9th, 5th, 10th, 8th
Players in: Carolanne Navice (youth), Martinius Enge (Passerine, ϑ1.5m/4.3m), Raphael Boileau (youth)
Players out: Florian Berkut (contract expiry), Yvonne Lawson (contract expiry), Avril Lapierre (Sitka Valley, ϑ150k)
Julian Tanner [GK], age 29 (KSK)
Ársæll Einarsson* [LB/LWB], age 22 (KYP/GRF)
Cody Lungitt [CB], age 22 (KSK)
Nathan Tsacheilidis [CB], age 26 (KSK)
Kayevn Bredd [RB], age 25 (KSK)
Porter Besharah [CM/DM], age 33 (KSK)
Mathieu Lewis [CM], age 26 (KSK)
Retu Jussilainen [RM/CM], age 30 (VET)
Corrine Bourquette* [LW/CF], age 29 (KSK)
Maelle Sarada [CF], age 32 (KSK)
Nanami Bejenari* [ST], age 29 (CMT) C

Eirnín Mac Airt [GK], age 24 (KSK)
Cillian Lafontaine [LB], age 33 (KSK)
Ariane Thomas [LB], age 32 (KSK)
Maya Shayilan [CB], age 29 (KSK)
Julian Freyburn [RB], age 30 (KSK)
Dylan Buday [CM], age 29 (KSK)
Russell Gilbert [CM], age 29 (KSK)
Stéphanie Romer [CM/RM], age 34 (KSK)
Ella Patterson [RM], age 27 (KSK)
Maxime Hywel [RM/LM], age 33 (KSK)
Isabelle Guindon [CB], age 28 (KSK)
Ailbhis McGuinty [AM], age 24 (KSK)
Nathan Wood [CM/RM], age 25 (KSK)
Claudia St. Andre [RM], age 26 (KOR)
Susanna Mellish [CF], age 23 (TKT)
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Saintsport Heath Football Club
Home ground: Admiralty Terrace (11,200)
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Fanzines: Sacred Sheep
Honours: Kelssek National (4): 65, 73, 77, 83; runners-up: 63, 71, 75, 79
Notable former players: Joni Lindegaard, Tom Sloan, Liang Wei
Manager: Giorsal Ó Connaíl, age 49; Asst. manager: Ashah Nolan, age 47; Coaches: Melanie Fowler, age 40; Lara Buchanan, age 39

The pride of the rusty port city that gets between the city of Redswyth and the open ocean. Well, pride of the soccer fans at least; metropolitan Redswyth is rugby country and round balls are looked upon with suspicion and disdain. Their rise to the level of a Championship-ish club has gotten them a lot of attention and supporters in the region, especially as the Greater Redswyth area’s younger population gets more football-curious. As the terrace chant favourite goes, how s*** are you, we’re relegated every week, how s*** are you. A definitive yo-yo club – they have gotten promoted and relegated between the first and second division for 13 straight years. Collecting Kelssek National trophies is nice I guess.

They’re back, again, as second division champions, and once more aiming to stay in the top flight after being relegated the last six times. They’re banking on outscoring opponents on the lower rungs of the table, signing Maelle Sarada from Kirkenes in an eyecatching statement of intent, at least for a relegation-battling club. This is clearly going to be a relegation battle that’s hard to predict, and in Saintsport’s favour is the relative upside that their youngish group of players have

Players in: Retu Jussilainen (FK Skjoldbro, free), Maelle Sarada (Kirkenes, ϑ0.7m)
Players out: none
Last five seasons: 1st (Nat’l), 20th, 3rd (Nat’l), 20th, 2nd (Nat’l)

Mavrik Rowland [GK], age 33 (KSK)
Caroline Tollefsen* [LB], age 26 (VAL)
Eoin Mac Dùbhghlas [CB], age 29 (KSK)
Martín Ferrari [CB], age 35 (VLD)
Emerald Loudain [RB], age 28 (KSK)
Cassandra van der Borght [CDM], age 28 (CMT)
Natalia Drury [CM], age 25 (KSK)
Felix Kalimuendo* [CM/AM], age 25 (QUE) C
Sammy Mao* [RW/CF], age 26 (KSK)
Liam Merz [CF], age 23 (STL)
Bastian Østby [ST], age 21 (VAL)

Theoren Lee [GK], age 30 (KSK)
Evan Peterson [GK], age 28 (KSK)
Seamus Kennedy [LB], age 25 (KSK)
Samuel Derry [RB], age 23 (KSK)
Hillary Marconi [CB], age 26 (KSK)
James Jouppi [LB/RB], age 28 (KSK)
Bernlef van Eikland [RB], age 27 (KOR)
Sarah Pritchard [CB], age 28 (KSK)
Julius Martineau [CM], age 28 (KSK)
Sonya Verenichnaya [CM], age 30 (PYA)
Goulwen Baudrillart [CM], age 33 (OAM)
Christine van Dusen [LW/RW], age 27 (KSK)
Eoghan Cuckovic [LM/RM], age 30 (KSK)
Lojze Kokalj [LW], age 38 (STL)
Turid Bergfalk [AM], age 34 (SRS)
Peter Trimme [CF], age 21 (STL)
Claire Glass [ST], age 31 (KSK)
Sarah Levesque [ST], age 24 (CDG)
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Shearwater Football Club
Home ground: Kingswharf (40,500)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Rivals: Port City, Langlois Océanic
Fanzines: Southwest Stand Dispatch, Yellow Brick Road
Honours: IFCF Champions League (1): 11
KFL Championship (4): 36, 40, 70, 71; runners up: 69, 73
Coupe des Patriotes (1): 21
Icons and legends: Shaheen Taleb, Karen, Damien Halliger, Loisé Camserhe, Tara Kreidel, Brion Steinno, Manda Iara, Timurdogan Yerli, Cathal Gallagher, Kurispin Moloses
Manager: Ermias Huniani [SRS], age 49 (job status: secure); Assistant manager: Miller West (BRE), age 42; Coaches:, Pietro Salinas, age 42; Christine Hill, age 41

History and records. Founded as a sports club for the personnel of a Kelssek Navy base, the club no longer has formal links to the military but does reference this history the club crest’s resemblance to a ship’s badge. The first Kelssek club to win the Champions League, or any IFCF/UICA trophy.

Shearwater took a clear step upward with Huniani’s first season, but was it perhaps a smaller step than they’d hoped? They’re back in the IFCF tournaments, at any rate, and expectations are high for even more. An emotional (and several different emotions, we should say) farewell was bid to club captain Kurispin Moloses, who’s decided to hang up his boots and make trolling other footballers online his full-time gig. They’ve got a high-octane offence but have often looked vulnerable defensively down the middle, and if there’s something that may impose a ceiling on their title ambitions it’ll be leaking goals that way.

Last five seasons: 6th, 10th, 10th, 7th, 4th
Players in: Bernlef van Eikland (Red Stars, ϑ280k/$800k), Emerald Loudain (Club de Pruxxé, undisclosed)
Players out: Kurispin Moloses (retired)

Erica Perez [GK], age 31 (KSK)
Tearlach NicCarmaig* [LB], age 30 (KSK)
Sarafine Dunbarr [CB], age 21 (KSK)
Ellen Sunkarn [CB], age 29 (KSK)
Curtis Holmm [RB], age 23 (KSK)
Artair Stirrus* [CM], age 29 (KSK) C
Jordyn Okazawa [CM/AM], age 32 (KSK)
Catriona Brennaen [LM/RM], age 25 (KSK)
Ishihara Seison [RW], age 23 (CMT)
Andrew Farmer [AM/ST], age 31 (KSK)
Avril Lapierre* [ST], age 31 (KSK)

Lesstiar Arrass [GK], age 23 (KSK)
Calen Staggion [LB], age 33 (KSK)
Tristun Connach [CB], age 27 (KSK)
Hroethnarr Rofai-Ingvaire [CB], age 19 (AUP)
Alban Chartzis [CB], age 24 (KSK)
Martin Pruest [RB], age 27 (KSK)
Juan Solas [CM], age 30 (KSK)
Ingalill Nygren [LM], age 18 (NRH)
Balre an Albans [CM], age 32 (KSK)
Patrick Hamper [AM], age 24 (KSK)
Mannuel Smith [RM], age 31 (KSK)
Alisonn Wegman [CF], age 25 (KSK)
Kerry Abermein [CF], age 29 (KSK)
Keannan Alto [ST], age 23 (KSK)
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Sitka Valley FC
Home ground: St. Kilda Road (19,600)
Rivals: Arlingsdale SC, Pembina City
Honours: KFL National (1): 62
Fanzines/channels: Nailed to the Pine
Manager: Stephaine Grübling, age 46; Asst. manager: Heidi Hopkins, age 40; Coaches: Terence Alder, age 37; Claire Sandhurst, age 51

Steph Grübling, who if not a football terrorist is certainly a bad actor, isn’t one to back down and has cultivated a siege mentality in this team that has them highly cohesive and working hard as a unit. It was enough to keep them clear of relegation and feeling like they belong in this league - how long they can hang on remains to be seen and that's just why it's shaping up to be an interesting battle at the bottom of the table. Mark Ravelli broke through impressively last season, and while some murmur one good year for a young striker is nothing yet, it did score him a move to Taxhavn and the club has now brought in two experienced forwards who are expected to resolve the problem of where they’ll get goals from.

Last season: 16th
Players in: Avril Lapierre (Saint-Remy, free), Andrew Farmer (SK Aasiaat Harbour, undisclosed)
Players out: Mark Ravelli (Orchideeën, ϑ1.9m/$5.4m)

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Robert Breacher [GK], age 28 (KSK)
Valentin Féret [RB], age 25 (CMT)
Viktor Fløtre* [CB], age 21 (VAL)
Esteban Flores [RB/CB], age 26 (QUE)
Rhys Remillard [LB], age 28 (KSK)
Bryan Cairns [DM], age 28 (KSK)
Nadim Sahota [CM], age 23 (SRS)
Nadina Popov* [CM/DM/AM], age 29 (CMT)
Oskari Yamamoto* [LM], age 30 (KSK) C
Niklas Rijker [WF], age 27 (KNZ)
Cateline Droullin [ST], age 22 (GVN)

Ross Soderling [GK], age 35 (KSK)
Almarc deu Rostraire [RB], age 23 (AUP)
Peter Calbert [CB], age 28 (KSK)
Ross Vetrone [CB], age 35 (KSK)
Artura Blakterd [CB], age 19 (KSK)
Jonathan Thorne [LB], age 18 (TKT)
Calen Pekar [DM], age 18 (KSK)
Lena Whalen [RCM], age 32 (DAR)
Callie Powell [CM], age 31 (KSK)
Vera Horsfall [LM], age 33 (KAT)
Stéphanie Desharnais [RW], age 34 (KSK)
Irfan Hakemi [CM/AM], age 37 (KSK)
Aengus Gosling [LM], age 26 (KSK)
Alexia Fitzgibbarn [RM], age 19 (KSK)
Sean Thompson [AM/ST], age 30 (KSK)
John Polito [ST], age 34 (KSK)
Aidan Caoidheach [CF], age 28 (KSK)
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Star of Confederation
Home ground: The Domain (22,565)
Honours: Kelssek National runners-up: 66
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Fanzine(s): Das Kapital
Manager: Teadgh Brewer, age 42 Asst. manager: Hildur Eiríksdóttir, age 49; Coaches: Preston Treadwell [CDG], age 39; Markus Oyvind, age 40

The club from the federal capital Neorvins was humming along for decades in the lower divisions until about 15 years ago when it overhauled its staff and built a technocratic approach to “high performance” and scouting, based more on sports management textbooks than hard won experience slogging through muddy pitches among the concrete towers of the suburbs like REAL football clubs for the PEOPLE. SoC are a club desperate to move upwards but struggling to break through the mid-table logjam.

With manager Nigella Daywell moving to Strathcona, it’s a big churn at SoC with the decision to promote Teadgh Brewer to replace her, along with an uncharacteristic transfer strategy that has added four veteran players for more or less the money they sold promising striker Torres Chung for – which is just as well, as in a poor piece of business they lost Musa Dugalić for nothing when the disgruntled player rejected contract talks.

Last five seasons: 11th, 11th, 14th, 14th, 16th
Players in: Vera Horsfall (Katzestadt Rovers, ϑ0.3m/$0.75m), Aidan Caoidheach (Latrobe, ϑ0.3m), Stéphanie Desharnais (Océanic, ϑ0.25m), Niklas Rijker (Union Lachaîne, ϑ0.28m), Calen Pekar (youth)
Players out: Musa Dugalić (contract expiry), Torres Chung (Xaiv 1919, ϑ1.1m/$3m)

Akash Deepak [GK], age 23 (INS)
Willow Hunter [LB], age 24 (KSK)
Heldon White [CB], age 27 (KSK)
Kim Bo-Ram [CB], age 28 (CMT)
Matyas Hayek [RB], age 33 (STL) C
Maram Tatsinan* [CM], age 27 (SRS)
Stéphanie Wang [CM], age 30 (KSK)
Priidik Bulut [RM/RW], age 24 (SRS)
Novio Agregado [AM], age 25 (KSK/FFD)
Lina Gården* [AMR/ST], age 29 (VAL)
Romain Schnorr [CF/ST], age 22 (KSK)

Tyler Anderson [GK], age 27 (KSK)
Jundon Shay [LB/RB], age 19 (KSK)
Yves Hassler [CB], age 25 (KSK)
Rosephine Thistle [CB], age 28 (QAD)
Olivier Sansouci [CB], age 24 (KSK)
Geoff Prouse [RB], age 29 (KSK)
Jason Franke [RB/RM], age 30 (KSK)
Maxine Desharnais [RB], age 22 (KSK)
Romy Mills [AM], age 22 (KSK)
Ashton McCulloch [LM], age 29 (KSK)
Carthi Oskar [LM], age 35 (NPH)
Joseph Kranz [CAM], age 33 (STL)
Daeved Duff [AM/RM], age 19 (KSK)
Fínán Ó Muireartaigh [RW], age 22 (KSK)
Jeanne Gautier [ST], age 26 (SNL)
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Strathcona Internationals Football Club
Home ground: Bowreach (34,900)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Rivals: Mazinaw Vanorian, NGSA
Honours: Kelssek Championship (2): 59, 72; runners-up: 68
Patriotes Cup (1): 12; Runners-up: 7, 16, 26, 30
Vilitan Cove Invitational (1): 11/KFL66; Runners-up: 12
Kelssek National South (1): 53
Notable former players: Bratislav Rukavina, Bryan Hartpoach, Laurel Tinker-Witt, Lynne Crossley, Kite Rocastle, Trifonas Tolakis
Manager: Nigella Daywell, age 54; Asst. manager: Tenmu Tsu'umutapoa (HIN), age 40; Coaches: Carrie Buchanan, age 36; Nicolas Michel, age 35
Fanzines: To the Ends of the Earth, Mosh Pit of the Bourgeoisie

History and records. Based in Vickery, the capital of Conryia, the club was founded by a group of expatriate workers, and took the name of the industrial quarter south of central Vickery. Frustratingly, they missed out on Challengers Cup football on the goals scored tiebreaker, but more bad news was still to come as the club were scrambling not just to find a new manager with Blake McDonagh taking on the Kelssek Championship’s hottest seat in Kirkenes, but replacements for Markov and Rutvica as offers allegedly too good to turn down have left holes in the lineup, with the midfield suddenly looking especially shaky. But Nigella Daywell could well turn out to be an astute hire; she showed real tactical nous at SoC and given more to work with – eventually, we presume – there could be some exciting days ahead in Vickery.

Last five seasons: 7th, 5th, 6th, 9th, 9th
Players out: Stuart Markov (Borg FK, ϑ750k/$2m), Simeon Rutvica (Port Rhovanyon, ϑ900k/$2.6m), Luka Vodeničarski (undisclosed)
Players in: Daeved Duff (youth)


Transfers in
Name               Pos   Age  Nat  From                       To                     Fee (USD m)
Ernst Grosser LB 21 KAT Refeld FC KAT Hamiltonian Cambria 0.75
Tobias Ebersbacher CB 23 VAL FC Longview VAL Latrobe Athletic 1
Emil Gjertsen D/MC 21 VAL Wexax United VAL Clayquot City 2
Vera Horsfall LM 33 KAT Katzestadt Rovers KAT Star of Confederation 0.75
Darion Verto CM/AM 21 EDS Srechatang Horsaalien EDS Latrobe Athletic 1.25
Christina Schäfer RW 22 PAS Baskita FC PAS Latrobe Athletic 2.5
Musa Diya Seif ST 23 PAS Tanrısal PAS Kirkenes FC 2.5
Rory Hermann LM/CM 21 SYL* Eyrods Tech CMT FC Novonaya 0
Blahoslav Zak ST 34 STL FC Capri VAL Kawarthas District 1.5
Liliana Wińska CM 24 CMT Grimhildr Starfall DOU Mazinaw Vanorian undisc
Emerald Loudain RB 28 KSK Club de Pruxxé DOU Shearwater undisc
Alyosha Sharonova RB 18 PYA Pyazhnyy Futbolni Aka PYA Les Castors 0
Vedant Dev RW 21 INS IFA Academy INS Kawarthas District 0
Retu Jussilainen RM/CM 30 VET FK Skjoldbro VET Saintsport Heath 0
Emerentse Meganck DR 19 TAX SoccerLand IFS Progra TAX Kawarthas District 0
Arend Bellman DR 23 TAX SoccerLand IFS Progra TAX Clayquot City 0
Essel Torrint RW 18 AUP Sassenlan AUP Les Castors 0
*Also CMT
Transfers out
Name               Pos   Age  Nat  From                    To                           Fee (USD m)
Mikko McKillican CB 25 KSK Kingstown Athletic Tuškile IF VET 2.6
Simeon Rutvica CM 25 KSK Strathcona Intls Port Rhovanyon AFC TKT 2.6
Tobert Usher RB 33 KSK CF Outineau Wolfenholm United KAT 1.4
Artem Paterson CM 27 KSK Coquitlam United RC Mercanthum VAL 0
Ketsia Ventura AM/CF 29 KSK Burnaby SC Gladerial United VAL 1.5
Rian Teokotai AM/ST 22 KSK Assoc Ariddienne Raynor City United VAL 3.5
Titan Pogbacar CM 26 KSK Burnaby SC Mâ Âlâmëómë FFD 17.2
Shaun Breadwyll CM 32 KSK Clayquot City Tarnavka FK EQA 0.5
Daeved Rillter CB 22 KSK FC Novonaya Real Anasb SAT 0.4
Anke Waechter LW 33 VAL Latrobe Athletic Hondo FC VAL 1
Antonina Kazankova RM 29 PYA CF Saint-Richard Kingstown Athletic KSK 1
Artura Blakterd CB 19 KSK Star of Confederation Swangard Athletic QUE 3
Anton Zivkovic CB 24 KSK Hamiltonian Cambria Rockies International INS 4.6
Cecil Maruscak CF 31 ZEN Clayquot City Wansan Noksaekjeonsa QUE 1
Mark Ravelli ST 23 KSK Sitka Valley Orchideeën TAX 5.4
Roibéard Ó Cuinneag RM 24 KSK Hamiltonian Norrion Rovers EFL 3
Torres Chung LM/CM 25 KSK Star of Confederation Xaiv 1919 SAT 3
Stuart Markov LB 29 KSK Strathcona Intls Børg FK VET 2
Annamay Hunter AM/CF 24 KSK Hamiltonian Cambria Crossroads CMT 4


Champions League 2nd qualifying round leg 1
Champions League 2nd qualifying round leg 2
Saint-Rémy 1-2 Tihon (CMT)

Tihon 0-1 Saint-Rémy (2-2 agg., 4-3 pen.)

Champions League 3rd qualifying round leg 1
Champions League 3rd qualifying round leg 2
Burnaby 2-1 Inverhaven Ironworks (4-3 agg.)
Challengers Cup 3rd qualifying round leg 2
Kirkenes 1-3 Rockies Intl (1-7 agg.)
Saint-Rémy 1-0 West Burnham Utd (4-0 agg.)
Shearwater 1-0 Relv Sisse (4-1 agg.)

Inverhaven Ironworks (KAT) 2-2 Burnaby
Challengers Cup 3rd qualifying round leg 1
Rockies Intl (INS) 4-0 Kirkenes
West Burnham Utd (UNC) 0-3 Saint-Rémy
Relv Sisse (SGD) 1-3 Shearwater


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Matthew Lister - @MLister_9
Two possibilities a) Kirkenes had the wrong mentality and subconsciously treated this as a preseason game, not the chance to grab their reward for last year’s fight for the top 6 places – b) McDonagh has completely messed with the defensive setup to an extent the most expensive squad in the league is getting cut through like butter


Challengers Cup 4th qualifying round leg 1
Challengers Cup 4th qualifying round leg 2
Saint-Rémy 0-2 Dalton Town (a.e.t., 3-5 agg.)
Shearwater 3-4 Meru Utd (4-8 agg.)

Dalton Town (CBP) 3-3 Saint-Rémy
Meru Utd (BME) 4-1 Shearwater


Matchweek 1
Two of the title favourites began their seasons against teams expected to end up on the lower end of the table, but had rather different showings though both came away with three points. CF Outineau made short work of their derby opponents as Rémy Niemi started off his year with a peach of a hat-trick, with the Rouge-et-bleu dominating possession throughout against a team looking very overmatched fresh out of the second division. Sitka Valley meanwhile gave Burnaby a couple of scares, but the quality of the Centurions showed over the stretch as they traded goals and chances for the best part of 70 minutes before Sitka Valley ran out of steam and Zakaria Nordin scored the winner from a bagful of wasted chances. CS Saint-Rémy had a tougher time against Coquitlam United, and needed a controversial penalty that, after an interminable VAR analysis of the ball hitting Abel Manuko’s arm, was tucked away by Martinius Enge in his debut for the Quatre-lettres to get the win.

Outineau 4–1 Les Castors
Océanic 0–3 Mazinaw Vanorian
Sitka Valley 2–3 Burnaby
Latrobe Athletic 2–0 Star of Confederation
Clayquot City 2–2 Hamiltonian
Novonaya 0–0 Passerine
Kawarthas 0–2 Kirkenes
Strathcona Intls 0–5 Shearwater
Kingstown Athletic 3–0 Saintsport Heath
Saint-Rémy 1–0 Coquitlam United


Matchweek 2
Passerine 0–0 Kawarthas
Champions League playoff round leg 1
Club ESF (VAL) 1-1 Burnaby

Hamiltonian 3–1 Novonaya
Star of Confederation 1–0 Clayquot City
Les Castors 0–4 Coquitlam United
Saintsport Heath 0–3 Saint-Rémy
Shearwater 2–0 Kingstown Athletic
Kirkenes 1–1 Strathcona Intls
Burnaby 3–1 Latrobe Athletic
Mazinaw Vanorian 3–3 Sitka Valley
Outineau 1–2 Océanic


Matchweek 3
Clayquot City 0–1 Burnaby
Champions League playoff round leg 2
Burnaby 1-0 Club ESF (2-1 agg.)

Novonaya 1–1 Star of Confederation
Kawarthas 1–4 Hamiltonian
Strathcona Intls 2–1 Passerine
Kingstown Athletic 0–2 Kirkenes
Saint-Rémy 3–2 Shearwater
Coquitlam United 2–1 Saintsport Heath
Océanic 4–2 Les Castors
Sitka Valley 1–5 Outineau
Latrobe Athletic 2–1 Mazinaw Vanorian


Matchweek 4
On this week’s Podcast FC...
  • CF Outineau are struggling to adapt to Brigitte Coppinger’s style, and what seemed like a good idea on paper is already being questioned four matches into her tenure after a poor showing at home to Latrobe that saw the Rouge-et-bleu carved open repeatedly when their pressing game fell apart. Surely they’re not going to end 12th, but that’s where they are and it’s a bad start to the new era.
  • A big playmaking performance from Neil Hallett as he created both goals for CS Saint-Rémy, who now lead the league with a fourth win in a row over Kirkenes, where Blake McDonagh is also having a real hard time getting his players onto the same page. We’ll talk to our insiders at Exhibition Place about why it’s not clicked and rumours that some of the players are already questioning what’s McDonagh’s won and just want Margerie Pax back.
  • Burnaby should have had more than one goal against a truly dire Clayquot outfit, as Xek Sunsaber got the winner but also the brickbats for two sitters he wasted, while Sven Fuchs had a great header sliced off the goal line and Ariane Hirji shot straight at the keeper when through on goal. Just one of those and they’d be the ones topping the table on goal difference.
  • Coquitlam came out the winners in a seven-goal thriller at Kingswharf, Fang Chenguang netting to restore the lead after Shearwater had come back from 3-1 down.

Les Castors 2–1 Saintsport Heath
Shearwater 3–4 Coquitlam United
Kirkenes 0–2 Saint-Rémy
Passerine 2–0 Kingstown Athletic
Hamiltonian 2–4 Strathcona Intls
Star of Confederation 3–1 Kawarthas
Burnaby 3–1 Novonaya
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–1 Clayquot City
Outineau 0–3 Latrobe Athletic
Océanic 3–2 Sitka Valley


Matchweek 5
Sitka Valley 2–0 Les Castors
Latrobe Athletic 2–2 Océanic
Clayquot City 1–1 Outineau
Novonaya 1–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Kawarthas 0–1 Burnaby
Strathcona Intls 1–2 Star of Confederation
Kingstown Athletic 0–2 Hamiltonian
Saint-Rémy 2–0 Passerine
Coquitlam United 2–1 Kirkenes
Saintsport Heath 2–3 Shearwater

Matchweek 6
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Saintsport manager Giorsal Ó Connaíl: “I actually think we’re doing fine. We don’t deserve to be on the bottom of the table from our performances. This time we got a reward and against a tough opponent away. We just need to build on this and make it count from here on out.”
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Nanami Bejenari on target to get Saintsport’s first point of the season! It’s been a frustrating start but they’re set to get one over the Red Firm in Kirkenes!


Les Castors 0–8 Shearwater
Kirkenes 1–1 Saintsport Heath
Passerine 2–1 Coquitlam United
Hamiltonian 1–2 Saint-Rémy
Star of Confederation 2–0 Kingstown Athletic
Burnaby 0–1 Strathcona Intls
Mazinaw Vanorian 3–1 Kawarthas
Outineau 4–1 Novonaya
Océanic 3–0 Clayquot City
Sitka Valley 0–2 Latrobe Athletic


Matchweek 7
Clayquot City 0–0 Sitka Valley
Champions League group stage MD1
C | Myana (CMT) 1-1 Outineau
F | Chromatik (CMT) 2-0 Burnaby
Challengers Cup group stage MD1
K | Tihon Utd (CMT) 0-2 Océanic

Novonaya 2–1 Océanic
Kawarthas 0–3 Outineau
Strathcona Intls 4–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Kingstown Athletic 2–2 Burnaby
Saint-Rémy 2–3 Star of Confederation
Coquitlam United 0–0 Hamiltonian
Latrobe Athletic 3–0 Les Castors
Saintsport Heath 2–1 Passerine
Shearwater 1–0 Kirkenes


                  GD   Pts
1 Saint-Rémy +9 18
2 Latrobe +9 16
3 Burnaby +6 16
4 Star of Conf +5 16
5 Shearwater +15 15
6 Outineau +9 13
7 Coquitlam +5 13


Matchweek 8
Flying high in fourth having just handed the early leaders Saint-Rémy their first defeat of the season, SoC were brought down to earth by a equally sugar-high kind of performance by Coquitlam, in an entertaining match between two teams hoping to keep their stellar starts to the season going. They’re now both one of four teams on 16 points, and three away from the early leaders Latrobe and Burnaby. Also raising eyebrows is Strathcona making it three straight wins as Novia Agregado and Lina Gården were on the mark in a 2-0 decision against CF Outineau, particularly as they’ve also won against Burnaby SC in that sequence, meaning the Globalists have taken down two of the top contenders in quick succession.

An early battle at the top of the league saw Burnaby impose themselves on Saint-Rémy, who looked not ready for the big show and a bit overawed by the stage of Stadium Konueira. For their part, Burnaby SC were relentless both with and without the ball, and manager Ryan Potter could only praise how his young midfielders Aleksandra Sundberg and Alexis Garrison haven’t missed a beat filling the gap left by Titan Pogbacar’s record transfer.

On Sunday Burnaby fell to second on goal difference, however, as Latrobe outclassed Les Castors 3-0 on goals from Charlotte Boyle, Dario Verto, and Caspian Garberg. Ren Fang has definitely gotten off and running in a way many other managers taking up new jobs in recent years simply haven’t...

Star of Confederation 2–4 Coquitlam United
Champions League group stage MD2
C | Outineau 2-0 Sporting Honneur (ZEN)
F | Burnaby 4-2 Tempala Utd Saints (DAR)
Challengers Cup group stage MD2
K | Océanic 2-0 Atlov (SSF)

Les Castors 1–1 Kirkenes
Passerine 2–2 Shearwater
Hamiltonian 4–1 Saintsport Heath
Burnaby 3–1 Saint-Rémy
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–0 Kingstown Athletic
Outineau 0–2 Strathcona Intls
Océanic 1–2 Kawarthas
Sitka Valley 0–4 Novonaya
Latrobe Athletic 1–0 Clayquot City


Winless after eight matches, Clayquot sacks Eva Karven
Eva Karven is the first managerial casualty of the season as Clayquot fell into the relegation zone following a tepid loss in the Battle of Etnier, though the writing was on the wall last week following a lucky point against Sitka Valley they were lucky not to lose when Jordyn Okazawa smacked her penalty against the upright. This quite clearly isn’t the new era they were hoping for and it really is shocking how it’s gone so wrong, as the hero of Kingstown Athletic turns into the chump of Clayquot after a dismal season in the job and only getting worse in this second one. Probably this will be put down to a clash of styles with this squad seemingly not adaping to the high-tempo style she’d gotten such stellar results with in Kingstown.

Matchweek 9
Kingstown Athletic 4–2 Outineau
Cup Winners’ Cup 1st round leg 1
CS Saint-Rémy 2–2 Xat'i Paradystopi (PDT)

Saint-Rémy 1–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Clayquot City 3–1 Les Castors
Novonaya 1–3 Latrobe Athletic
Kawarthas 2–2 Sitka Valley
Strathcona Intls 4–1 Océanic
Coquitlam United 1–2 Burnaby
Saintsport Heath 1–2 Star of Confederation
Shearwater 0–1 Hamiltonian
Kirkenes 1–0 Passerine


Matchweek 10
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Straight Red - @OFFINABUS
Will picking up another manager whose track record is getting a second division team up into this league really work the second time? #lulz #duped Well, so far it’s going well, as Stephanie Grübling wins her first game in charge of Clayquot City. But there’s still a LONG way to go to get this team back on track.


Mazinaw Vanorian 3–3 Coquitlam United
Champions League group stage MD3
C | Städeli (TAX) 2-1 Outineau
F | Maethoru (KOR) 0-2 Burnaby
Challengers Cup group stage MD3
K | Littleport (KAT) 2-1 Océanic

Outineau 2–2 Saint-Rémy
Océanic 1–1 Kingstown Athletic
Sitka Valley 0–3 Strathcona Intls
Les Castors 3–3 Passerine
Hamiltonian 3–5 Kirkenes
Star of Confederation 1–2 Shearwater
Burnaby 3–1 Saintsport Heath
Latrobe Athletic 2–1 Kawarthas
Clayquot City 2–1 Novonaya


Matchweek 11
Novonaya 2–1 Les Castors
Cup Winners’ Cup 1st round leg 2
Xat'i Paradystopi (PDT) 0-1 CS Saint-Rémy (2-3 agg.)

Kawarthas 3–0 Clayquot City
Strathcona Intls 4–2 Latrobe Athletic
Kingstown Athletic 0–2 Sitka Valley
Saint-Rémy 4–0 Océanic
Coquitlam United 1–0 Outineau
Saintsport Heath 1–2 Mazinaw Vanorian
Shearwater 0–1 Burnaby
Kirkenes 2–1 Star of Confederation
Passerine 2–2 Hamiltonian


Matchweek 12
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Full time at Kanard Park
A lot of heads in hands here as Clayquot City were looking like they were going to get a gutsy point from this match, only to be undone by Joseph Kranz's free kick. They're still too close for comfort to the bottom three.
Daywell: "We deserved this win"
Seven wins in a row and Strathcona have jumped into the title conversation! As clubs all around the league ponder and engage in gnashing of teeth over coaching changes that haven't gone as hoped, after a shaky start the Globalists are sitting pretty.

Mazinaw Vanorian 0–2 Shearwater
Outineau 1–0 Saintsport Heath
Les Castors 1–2 Hamiltonian
Star of Confederation 2–2 Passerine
Burnaby 1–2 Kirkenes
Océanic 3–0 Coquitlam United
Sitka Valley 0–2 Saint-Rémy
Latrobe Athletic 3–0 Kingstown Athletic
Clayquot City 0–1 Strathcona Intls
Novonaya 0–2 Kawarthas


                  GD   Pts
 1 Latrobe +14    28
 2 Strathcona    +12    28
 3 Burnaby       +11    28
 4 Saint-Rémy    +13    26
 5 Shearwater    +16    22
 6 Hamiltonian    +7    21


Matchweek 13
Kawarthas 0–0 Les Castors
Strathcona Intls 3–0 Novonaya
Kingstown Athletic 2–0 Clayquot City
Saint-Rémy 0–2 Latrobe Athletic
Coquitlam United 3–2 Sitka Valley
Saintsport Heath 2–1 Océanic
Shearwater 0–1 Outineau
Kirkenes 1–3 Mazinaw Vanorian
Passerine 1–2 Burnaby
Hamiltonian 2–2 Star of Confederation


Matchweek 14
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–1 Passerine
Champions League group stage MD4
C |  Outineau 1-1 Städeli (TAX)
F |  Burnaby 2-0 Maethoru (KOR)
Challengers Cup group stage MD4
K | Océanic 0-1 Littleport (KAT)

Les Castors 0–3 Star of Confederation
Burnaby 1–1 Hamiltonian
Outineau 1–1 Kirkenes
Océanic 3–1 Shearwater
Sitka Valley 1–1 Saintsport Heath
Latrobe Athletic 2–0 Coquitlam United
Clayquot City 1–3 Saint-Rémy
Novonaya 2–1 Kingstown Athletic
Kawarthas 1–7 Strathcona Intls


Matchweek 15
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Cassie Mrythe - @NumberOneCass
Absolutely clutch goal from Garberg! He’s always been someone the club relies on and I believe in this team, made so much easier when you know they have players who can come through in crucial situations


Strathcona Intls 3–0 Les Castors
Kingstown Athletic 3–2 Kawarthas
Saint-Rémy 2–1 Novonaya
Coquitlam United 1–2 Clayquot City
Saintsport Heath 1–2 Latrobe Athletic
Shearwater 6–1 Sitka Valley
Kirkenes 2–1 Océanic
Passerine 0–1 Outineau
Hamiltonian 2–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Star of Confederation 1–1 Burnaby


Matchweek 16
Latrobe Athletic 1–0 Shearwater
Champions League group stage MD5
C | Sporting Honneur (ZEN) 0-2 Outineau
F |  Tempala Utd Saints (DAR) 1-4 Burnaby
Challengers Cup group stage MD5
K | Atlov (SSF) 1-0 Océanic

Clayquot City 2–1 Saintsport Heath
Novonaya 3–1 Coquitlam United
Kawarthas 3–2 Saint-Rémy
Strathcona Intls 1–2 Kingstown Athletic
Les Castors 2–3 Burnaby
Mazinaw Vanorian 0–3 Star of Confederation
Outineau 1–1 Hamiltonian
Océanic 4–0 Passerine
Sitka Valley 1–1 Kirkenes


Matchweek 17
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Lister: Strathcona showing they can CONQUER
Matt Lister in the TV12 Saturday Soccer post-match: “This feels like a result that confirms Strathcona’s title credentials and ends any title challenge from Saint-Rémy. It’s especially bitter after they lost to Kawarthas in a match they dominated, but then they had to get even more dialed in for this match and it wasn’t good enough. I know people were writing off Outineau at this point last season too, but you look at Latrobe and Strathcona and I can’t see them dropping off like last year.”

Sarada DOWNS Novonaya with late strike
Maelle Sarada grabs a last-gasp winner and a huge win for Saintsport in the relegation battle! She’s had a slow start to the season but with goals in three straight matches Sarada’s gaining confidence she can be a big part of this club finally breaking out of the drop zone.

Hannigan and Verto head LATROBE past shorthanded Kirkenes
Full credit to Latrobe for putting in the screws to take advantage but Kirkenes were put in a tough spot with Alexis Tuskie getting sent off with a reckless high boot after 8 minutes.
PASTING for Passerine piles PRESSURE on Avalor
Kerry Abermein was brilliant for Sitka Valley as they romped to a comprehensive 3-0 victory, and Analor Avalor is looking like the next managerial casualty after Passerine sank into the bottom three.


Kirkenes 0–2 Latrobe Athletic
Champions League group stage MD6
C | Outineau 1-0 Myana (CMT)
F |  Tempala Utd Saints (DAR) 1-4 Burnaby
Challengers Cup group stage MD6
K | Atlov (SSF) 1-0 Océanic

Star of Confederation 0–2 Outineau
Burnaby 5–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Kingstown Athletic 1–1 Les Castors
Saint-Rémy 1–2 Strathcona Intls
Coquitlam United 2–1 Kawarthas
Saintsport Heath 1–0 Novonaya
Shearwater 3–1 Clayquot City
Passerine 0–3 Sitka Valley
Hamiltonian 2–2 Océanic


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KBC Sport - @KBCsport
Has it finally clicked for Coppinger’s version of CF Outineau? There was only one goal in it and they should have scored more, but it was a suffocating front-foot performance by CFO against one of the best teams in the world as they secured first place in their Champions League group. Chike Obident popped up in the right place to put away the rebound and it’s a happy day at Stade Olympique.


Matchweek 18
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Sunsaber’s winner keeps Burnaby in the HUNT
Clash of the titans in the TV12 feature match saw Burnaby get the win at Stade Olympique which they needed to keep in touching distance with the top of the table.Lief MacGlahis had one to rememeber as the youngster came off the bench and chipped Max Carrieri for the winning goal. Outineau manager Brigitte Coppinger was left frustrated with her team’s toothless showing in the final third.

Kranz BRACE pushes Kawarthas forward
As Sitka Valley lick their wounds after a brutal loss, Kawarthas clambered level on points with a crucial win against Saintsport. A marauding Vedant Dev was hard to contain and Joseph Kranz got two goals in a result that gives the District breathing room above the drop zone.

SoC turn TABLES on Océanic
Teadgh Brewer is getting the plaudits for making the key subs that turned this match around for SoC. Océanic pay the price for not taking their chances and it’s Niklas Rijker who ends up the hero in this win that moves SoC into 5th place and keeps their IFCF hopes alive.


Les Castors 0–3 Mazinaw Vanorian
Cup Winners’ Cup round of 16 leg 1
CS Saint-Rémy 1-0 Hellinic Rouge (PAS)

Outineau 1–2 Burnaby
Océanic 0–1 Star of Confederation
Sitka Valley 1–8 Hamiltonian
Latrobe Athletic 3–0 Passerine
Clayquot City 0–2 Kirkenes
Novonaya 2–2 Shearwater
Kawarthas 3–1 Saintsport Heath
Strathcona Intls 3–0 Coquitlam United
Kingstown Athletic 1–1 Saint-Rémy


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G/S - Kelssek’s home for IFCF football - @GS_Football
Saint-Rémy got their CWC campaign off to a good start as they faced a difficult challenge from Hellinic Rouge but managed to hold defensively against an onslaught after Darwin James had given them the lead after 11 minutes. Napoléon Lalande held the fort impressively and was the well-deserved PotM
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Romaine Fabricator - @TransferLettuce
Have been told that Passerine DENIES holding secret talks with Eva Karven to replace Analor Avalor, on verge of the SACK at Passerine!!


Matchweek 19
Saint-Rémy 3–0 Les Castors
Cup Winners’ Cup round of 16 leg 2
Hellinic Rouge 1-1 CS Saint-Rémy (1-2 agg.)

Coquitlam United 2–0 Kingstown Athletic
Saintsport Heath 1–3 Strathcona Intls
Shearwater 1–0 Kawarthas
Kirkenes 1–0 Novonaya
Passerine 1–3 Clayquot City
Hamiltonian 1–2 Latrobe Athletic
Star of Confederation 4–1 Sitka Valley
Burnaby 1–1 Océanic
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–3 Outineau


                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 Latrobe Athletic 19 16 1 2 40 14 +26 49
2 Strathcona Intls 19 15 1 3 49 20 +29 46
3 Burnaby 19 13 4 2 38 20 +18 43
4 Saint-Rémy 19 11 3 5 37 22 +15 36
5 Star of Confederation 19 10 4 5 34 24 +10 34
6 Shearwater 19 10 2 7 43 23 +20 32
7 Kirkenes 19 9 5 5 26 21 +5 32
8 Hamiltonian 19 8 7 4 43 29 +14 31
9 Outineau 19 9 4 6 33 23 +10 31
10 Coquitlam United 19 9 2 8 31 31 0 29
11 Mazinaw Vanorian 19 7 5 7 31 34 −3 26
12 Océanic 19 7 4 8 33 32 +1 25
13 Novonaya 19 5 4 10 23 32 −9 19
14 Kingstown Athletic 19 5 4 10 20 30 −10 19
15 Clayquot City 19 5 3 11 18 30 −12 18
16 Kawarthas 19 5 3 11 23 37 −14 18
17 Sitka Valley 19 3 5 11 24 50 −26 14
18 Passerine 19 2 7 10 18 34 −16 13
19 Saintsport Heath 19 3 2 14 19 39 −20 11
20 Les Castors 19 1 4 14 15 53 −38 7


Coupe des Patriotes 3rd round
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CSSR relishes Derby of the Valleys win as CF Outineau crashes out of Patriotes Cup
While it's objectively more acceptable to lose to Saint-Rémy than some less high-grade opponent, emotions are fraught at CF Outineau after yet another frustrating performance saw them give up a 1-0 lead after Rémy Niemi's goal and concede twice in the last seven minutes to lose the match. It's a result that puts more pressure on manager Brigitte Coppinger's position, but indications are the executives will be more patient than not.

KBC Sport's Yelang Reed: “The talking point that my sources are giving me is that Brigitte Coppinger is a proven winner with a strong connection to CF Outineau, there’s bright spots in this season and the problem has been consistency. The board aren’t happy but they expected this to be a transition, rebuilding season, I don’t see them doing anything drastic at this point just because it’s going a lot worse than expected. They're still in the Champions League, and went through to the knockout rounds quite comfortably, so even in this season there's still a prize to win and a good run in the world championship will probably be enough for most people at the club to say, let's see how this develops.”
League leaders Latrobe upset by St. David blitz

St. David Wanderers smashed, grabbed, and sensationally knocked out Latrobe Athletic as Críostóir Ó Tíghearnaigh took full advantage of a counter-attacking chance in the 73rd minute to score past Dominic Tessier. That's one way to make sure there won't be any Cup glory or Double speculation, despite the positively giddy talk among the Latrobe fanbase in recent weeks.


Arlingsdale City 2–2 Shearwater (2–2 AET) (2–3 pen.)
Mazinaw Vanorian 3–1 Breton Pacifica
Hamiltonian Cambria 3–0 Clayquot City
Bramerleigh Bulldogs 1–2 Langlois Océanic
Fretscray FC 2–2 Les Castors (2–2 AET) (2–3 pen.)
Association Ariddienne 2–0 Ayushirda
St. David Wanderers 1–0 Latrobe Athletic
Star of Confederation 1–0 St. Kildera FC
Canyon Bar 0–1 Strathcona Intls
Natanel Royals 0–1 Passerine
Valeartha 0–3 Vinterhagen
Kisloups 0–3 Cache-Crambery
Cradithurgen 1–1 Inisír Valley (1–1 AET) (2–3 pen.)
Watermeet 0–5 Kirkenes FC
Ealesgreen United 1–1 Port City (1–1 AET) (4–5 pen.)
Coquitlam United 3–0 Sudbury Rangers
Wynleth Flyers 2–2 Torbay Thunder (2–5 AET)
Kawarthas District 2–0 Jeunesse Lunaire
Union Lachaîne 1–0 ASC Arvika
Stade Montagnards 0–3 NGSA
Gagliano Mariners 0–1 Neíra Alavaria
Saintsport Heath 0–1 Burnaby SC
New Scarborough 2–3 Sunrise Coast
Pembina City 0–3 Novonaya
Delta Sorthern 4–0 Racing Mistwygn
Kingstown Athletic 1–1 CF Mirabelle (2–1 AET)
Sitka Valley 0–0 Rivière-Neigeuse (1–0 AET)
Miramichi Lakers 0–1 Stade Laneux
Lancaster Hill 0–0 AS Lac-Abitargnais (1–0 AET)
Parracuttis 2–0 Rythwick Tartan
CF Outineau 1–2 CS Saint-Rémy
Colwynian Vale 2–1 Châteaufroid
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Matchweek 20
Les Castors 1–2 Outineau
Cup Winners’ Cup quarterfinals leg 1
Herzegovina City (BNJ) 0-2 CS Saint-Rémy

Mazinaw Vanorian 1–1 Océanic
Burnaby 4–1 Sitka Valley
Star of Confederation 2–1 Latrobe Athletic
Hamiltonian 0–1 Clayquot City
Passerine 4–0 Novonaya
Kirkenes 2–2 Kawarthas
Shearwater 1–1 Strathcona Intls
Saintsport Heath 1–0 Kingstown Athletic
Coquitlam United 1–3 Saint-Rémy


Matchweek 21
Coquitlam United 1–1 Les Castors
Saint-Rémy 4–1 Saintsport Heath
Kingstown Athletic 0–2 Shearwater
Strathcona Intls 1–1 Kirkenes
Kawarthas 4–1 Passerine
Novonaya 1–4 Hamiltonian
Clayquot City 0–3 Star of Confederation
Latrobe Athletic 5–1 Burnaby
Sitka Valley 3–3 Mazinaw Vanorian
Océanic 1–2 Outineau

Matchweek 22
Les Castors 0–5 Océanic
Cup Winners’ Cup quarterfinals leg 2
CS Saint-Rémy 0-0 Herzegovina City (2-0 agg.)

Outineau 7–0 Sitka Valley
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–3 Latrobe Athletic
Burnaby 1–4 Clayquot City
Star of Confederation 2–2 Novonaya
Hamiltonian 4–0 Kawarthas
Passerine 1–2 Strathcona Intls
Kirkenes 0–1 Kingstown Athletic
Shearwater 1–2 Saint-Rémy
Saintsport Heath 3–3 Coquitlam United

Coupe des Patriotes 4th round
Kawarthas District 4–2 Kingstown Athletic
Mazinaw Vanorian 4–1 Union Lachaîne
Neíra Alavaria 0–0 Hamiltonian Cambria (0–0 AET) (3–1 pen.)
Colwynian Vale 1–2 Burnaby SC
Langlois Océanic 1–1 Les Castors (2–2 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Passerine 2–1 Kirkenes FC
CS Saint-Rémy 2–0 Delta Sorthern
Sitka Valley 1–1 Cache-Crambery (1–1 AET) (4–5 pen.)
St. David Wanderers 0–0 Star of Confederation (0–1 AET)
Sunrise Coast 0–1 NGSA
Vinterhagen 2–3 Stade Laneux
Port City 1–3 Association Ariddienne
Novonaya 1–2 Shearwater
Parracuttis 0–1 Torbay Thunder
Lancaster Hill 2–0 Inisír Valley
Coquitlam United 3–0 Strathcona Intls


Matchweek 23
Saintsport Heath 0–2 Les Castors
Coquitlam United 1–2 Shearwater
Saint-Rémy 1–1 Kirkenes
Kingstown Athletic 0–0 Passerine
Strathcona Intls 1–0 Hamiltonian
Kawarthas 4–2 Star of Confederation
Novonaya 1–4 Burnaby
Clayquot City 3–2 Mazinaw Vanorian
Latrobe Athletic 1–3 Outineau
Sitka Valley 2–3 Océanic


Matchweek 24
Les Castors 3–4 Sitka Valley
Champions League round of 16 leg 1
Burnaby 2-0 TSV Marzig (STL)
Raynor City Utd (VAL) 4-1 Outineau

Océanic 1–2 Latrobe Athletic
Outineau 4–3 Clayquot City
Mazinaw Vanorian 4–2 Novonaya
Burnaby 1–1 Kawarthas
Star of Confederation 0–3 Strathcona Intls
Hamiltonian 2–2 Kingstown Athletic
Passerine 2–5 Saint-Rémy
Kirkenes 0–2 Coquitlam United
Shearwater 3–1 Saintsport Heath


CF Outineau’s hope of a Champions League run to salvage their dismal season was crushed without mercy by an onslaught in The Battleground. They might have won the trophy here, but they weren’t playing RCU when they did it. After the hosts took the lead, things were looking up for a while when Ylva Stjern equalized off a corner and the Rouge-et-Bleu gave it a mighty push. But the competition’s most successful club were able to absorb the pressure and the floodgates opened when Benjamin Foerster struck back to restore RCU’s lead. It’s not over yet. But it kind of is.

Matchweek 25
Burnaby 1–1 Kawarthas
Champions League round of 16 leg 2
TSV Marzig 0-2 Burnaby (0-4 agg.)
Outineau 1-0 Raynor City Utd (2-4 agg.)

Star of Confederation 0–3 Strathcona Intls
Hamiltonian 2–2 Kingstown Athletic
Les Castors 3–4 Sitka Valley
Océanic 1–2 Latrobe Athletic
Outineau 4–3 Clayquot City
Mazinaw Vanorian 4–2 Novonaya
Passerine 2–5 Saint-Rémy
Kirkenes 0–2 Coquitlam United
Shearwater 3–1 Saintsport Heath


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Matthew Lister - @MLister_9
Zakaria Nordin was unstoppable tonight! Clear PotM for me, and a dominating team performance by Burnaby over the two legs!


Matchweek 26
Kirkenes 1–1 Shearwater
Coupe des Patriotes 5th round
CS Saint-Rémy 0–0 Association Ariddienne (0–0 AET) (5–6 pen.)
Langlois Océanic 3–1 Kawarthas District
Burnaby SC 1–2 Passerine
Shearwater 1–1 Torbay Thunder (4–1 AET)
Stade Laneux 0–0 Lancaster Hill (0–2 AET)
NGSA 1–1 Coquitlam United (1–1 AET) (6–7 pen.)
Star of Confederation 3–0 Neíra Alavaria
Cache-Crambery 0–2 Mazinaw Vanorian

Les Castors 0–2 Latrobe Athletic
Sitka Valley 0–3 Clayquot City
Océanic 4–0 Novonaya
Outineau 3–0 Kawarthas
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–2 Strathcona Intls
Burnaby 3–0 Kingstown Athletic
Star of Confederation 0–3 Saint-Rémy
Hamiltonian 2–0 Coquitlam United
Passerine 2–1 Saintsport Heath


Matchweek 27
Clayquot City 1–2 Latrobe Athletic
Champions League quarterfinals leg 1
RGS Athletic (EFL) 2-1 Burnaby

Kirkenes 4–1 Les Castors
Shearwater 2–1 Passerine
Saintsport Heath 1–2 Hamiltonian
Coquitlam United 0–1 Star of Confederation
Saint-Rémy 0–1 Burnaby
Kingstown Athletic 1–3 Mazinaw Vanorian
Strathcona Intls 2–1 Outineau
Kawarthas 0–3 Océanic
Novonaya 1–0 Sitka Valley


Matchweek 28
Latrobe Athletic 6–0 Novonaya
Champions League quarterfinals leg 2
Burnaby 2-2 RGS Athletic (a.e.t., 4-3 agg.)

Sitka Valley 3–4 Kawarthas
Océanic 3–4 Strathcona Intls
Outineau 2–1 Kingstown Athletic
Mazinaw Vanorian 0–2 Saint-Rémy
Burnaby 3–1 Coquitlam United
Star of Confederation 3–0 Saintsport Heath
Hamiltonian 1–3 Shearwater
Passerine 1–2 Kirkenes
Les Castors 1–3 Clayquot City


Matchweek 29
Passerine 5–3 Les Castors
Kirkenes 3–2 Hamiltonian
Shearwater 0–0 Star of Confederation
Saintsport Heath 2–3 Burnaby
Coquitlam United 1–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Saint-Rémy 2–1 Outineau
Kingstown Athletic 1–3 Océanic
Strathcona Intls 1–0 Sitka Valley
Kawarthas 1–2 Latrobe Athletic
Novonaya 2–0 Clayquot City

                GD   Pts
1 Latrobe +41 73
2 Strathcona +37 68
3 Burnaby +24 63
4 Saint-Rémy +28 58
5 Outineau +25 55
6 Shearwater +31 53
7 SoC +12 51


Matchweek 30
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Cassie Mrythe - @NumberOneCass
WHAT A SAVE by Tessier! Can there be any other number 1 choice for Kelssek at the World Cup?? I am not biased at ALL.

Thomas Brodif: “You’ve obviously still got a long way to go but this was probably Strathcona’s last chance to narrow the gap. You just think how different this discussion would be if one of those chances had gone in, suddenly it’d be, eight matches left and two points between them. But a gap of five is another story and now it really is out of Strathcona’s hands what happens next.”
Matt Lister: “Yeah, the way they’ve been playing, Latrobe, I don’t see them dropping off anytime soon. You could say they were on the back foot today a bit, but they just really were managing things, keeping a cool head, and taking their chances when they came. It’s a low risk kind of way to play, but it was much more important not to lose, to make sure you keep your fate in your own hands, and you have to credit the leadership on the pitch and the manager for how they played it really smart today.”
Presenter: “Ren Fang getting the praise in his first season at this club and looking on course for the league title, but is this going to also mean Logane Hannigan should be in the Kelssek squad for the World Cup?”
Matt Lister: “I think this is brilliant for her, it’s a really great way to force yourself onto the agenda. Getting her first cap in the qualifiers last month was a big accomplishment but it’s rightfully deserved. But finish this job first...”

Océanic 1–0 Saint-Rémy
Outineau 3–0 Coquitlam United
Mazinaw Vanorian 0–0 Saintsport Heath
Burnaby 3–0 Shearwater
Les Castors 1–2 Novonaya
Clayquot City 1–3 Kawarthas
Latrobe Athletic 1–1 Strathcona Intls
Sitka Valley 1–1 Kingstown Athletic
Star of Confederation 1–1 Kirkenes
Hamiltonian 2–1 Passerine


Matchweek 31
Hamiltonian 1–2 Les Castors
Coupe des Patriotes quarterfinals
Lancaster Hill 0–2 Langlois Océanic
Coquitlam United 4–1 Association Ariddienne
Star of Confederation 0–1 Passerine
Shearwater 2–2 Mazinaw Vanorian (2–2 AET) (3–1 pen.)

Passerine 2–1 Star of Confederation
Kirkenes 1–0 Burnaby
Shearwater 3–2 Mazinaw Vanorian
Saintsport Heath 1–3 Outineau
Coquitlam United 3–2 Océanic
Saint-Rémy 3–0 Sitka Valley
Kingstown Athletic 0–4 Latrobe Athletic
Strathcona Intls 1–0 Clayquot City
Kawarthas 2–2 Novonaya


Matchweek 32
Les Castors 3–2 Kawarthas
Novonaya 1–4 Strathcona Intls
Clayquot City 2–1 Kingstown Athletic
Latrobe Athletic 3–1 Saint-Rémy
Sitka Valley 1–1 Coquitlam United
Océanic 4–0 Saintsport Heath
Outineau 1–2 Shearwater
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–1 Kirkenes
Burnaby 1–2 Passerine
Star of Confederation 2–0 Hamiltonian


Matchweek 33
Saintsport Heath 1–1 Sitka Valley
Cup Winners’ Cup semifinals leg 1
CS Saint-Rémy 1-2 Sword and Shield (EXT)

Coquitlam United 2–3 Latrobe Athletic
Saint-Rémy 3–0 Clayquot City
Star of Confederation 2–1 Les Castors
Hamiltonian 1–5 Burnaby
Passerine 1–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
Kirkenes 3–2 Outineau
Shearwater 1–1 Océanic
Kingstown Athletic 2–2 Novonaya
Strathcona Intls 3–0 Kawarthas


Matchweek 34
Clayquot City 2–2 Coquitlam United
Cup Winners’ Cup semifinals leg 2
Sword and Shield 1-4 CS Saint-Rémy (a.e.t., 3-5 agg.)

Latrobe Athletic 3–1 Saintsport Heath
Sitka Valley 2–5 Shearwater
Les Castors 1–3 Strathcona Intls
Kawarthas 1–1 Kingstown Athletic
Novonaya 0–3 Saint-Rémy
Océanic 3–2 Kirkenes
Outineau 3–0 Passerine
Mazinaw Vanorian 0–2 Hamiltonian
Burnaby 2–1 Star of Confederation


Matchweek 35
Coquitlam United 3–1 Novonaya
Coupe des Patriotes semifinals
Shearwater 0–1 Passerine
Coquitlam United 1–2 Langlois Océanic

Saint-Rémy 3–1 Kawarthas
Kingstown Athletic 1–2 Strathcona Intls
Burnaby 4–4 Les Castors
Star of Confederation 1–2 Mazinaw Vanorian
Hamiltonian 1–1 Outineau
Passerine 0–0 Océanic
Kirkenes 3–0 Sitka Valley
Shearwater 1–1 Latrobe Athletic
Saintsport Heath 0–5 Clayquot City

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Kurispin Moloses - @KurispinMoloses
When will football kelssek be held accountable for their corrupt and racist machinations? Look at all the ways this was rigged against Shearwater:
* Shearwater “randomly” drawn to play at home when their home form has been terrible all year
* referees wearing light blue shirts when the Passerine goalie is wearing purple, causing massive confusion
* Passerine executives caught on TV doing cocaine with Moonbeam Infantino at half time
* BIASED commentators influencing VAR to disallow Bastian Østby’s goal
* Cassie Mrythe, an EX-LATROBE player, posting Honkrs during the match
When will there be investigation of this outrage? People deserve the TRUTH


Matchweek 36
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LATROBE crashes in stunning loss
Kirkenes has had a spotty season but on the odd days when Blake McDonagh manages to get his team in sync, they can be unstoppable. And it’s results like this, a complete thrashing of the league leaders in their own house that saw Macquarie Docklands emptying out by the 65th minute, that explains why he’s still hanging on to his job despite despair at Kirkenes’s league position. Also of note was the clinical goalscoring extravaganza by Yob Yeyeh Aan, who has duly put the footballing world on notice ahead of the World Cup.

MURG on point!
Pascal Murg can’t stop scoring, and two more to his total means Saint-Rémy’s Champions League hopes are alive and they’re still hunting down Burnaby for third place, but it’s also a result with massive implicatons for the title race! Strathcona are left devastated by the way their backline gave way repeatedly today. They had a massive chance to swing the title race their way down the final stretch, but with a three-point deficit and two matches to go, their title chances hang by a thread.

The final DROP
Just like that, a point for Kingstown in a tense and sketchy 0-0 draw confirms relegation not just for their bottom-dwelling opponents Les Castors, but for Saintsport and Sitka Valley who can no longer catch the Lakers. For the Heathlings, the yo-yo streak is amusing but there surely is something deeply frustrating about getting relegated every time they get to the Championship division, every other year, and now for the eighth time.


Clayquot City 1–0 Shearwater
Latrobe Athletic 0–5 Kirkenes
Sitka Valley 0–1 Passerine
Océanic 2–2 Hamiltonian
Les Castors 0–0 Kingstown Athletic
Strathcona Intls 0–2 Saint-Rémy
Kawarthas 2–1 Coquitlam United
Novonaya 0–1 Saintsport Heath
Outineau 3–0 Star of Confederation
Mazinaw Vanorian 0–2 Burnaby


Matchweek 37
Latrobe Athletic wins the Kelssek Championship!
They did their job and left nothing to chance with an dominating performance against Passerine, and while professing disinterest in what was going on in eastern Burnaby the next day the players’ social media postings ended up betraying them... when the final whistle blew at Maillardville Park and Strathcona had once again lost their nerve and the match a second week in a row, followers of Logane Hannigan got a full blast of screaming video from the Latrobe captain’s family watch party. Latrobe Athletic are champions of Kelssek for the ninth time.

Hamiltonian 5–2 Sitka Valley
Passerine 0–4 Latrobe Athletic
Kirkenes 2–0 Clayquot City
Shearwater 1–0 Novonaya
Mazinaw Vanorian 3–2 Les Castors
Burnaby 1–0 Outineau
Star of Confederation 0–3 Océanic
Saintsport Heath 3–2 Kawarthas
Coquitlam United 2–1 Strathcona Intls
Saint-Rémy 4–1 Kingstown Athletic


Matchweek 38
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Imagine having your CL spot all wrapped up and humming along in 3rd place all the way and you’re leading 1-0 with 10 minutes to go and then you bottle it completely, give up the winner in injury time, and fall to 4th on goal difference, enjoy the Challengers Cup, @BurnabySC #lulz #failsauce

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Saint-Rémy manager Jonathan Dubois: “Being back in the Champions League marks something we’ve been building for in this club. The players have given me their commitment and this is a fair reward. But we have one more match this season and I hope we will put on an even bigger celebration, a real celebration, so watch out, everyone from the equipment managers to the chef to the office staff, they too are part of this success because we can’t do it without them, I also want to mention the outsourced contract cleaners, we hope you will enjoy this too.”
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Ryan Potter: “You look at the table and we’ve fallen to 4th on goal difference. So that’s how I explain it, these are lessons that sometimes you have to learn by suffering through them yourself. There’s no way to practice for this situation, until you’re there. It’s the hand we’ve been dealt and so it’s time to think about next season because the Challengers Cup is nothing to be sniffed at.”


Les Castors 1–5 Saint-Rémy
Kingstown Athletic 2–1 Coquitlam United
Strathcona Intls 0–0 Saintsport Heath
Kawarthas 1–3 Shearwater
Novonaya 2–1 Kirkenes
Clayquot City 1–2 Passerine
Latrobe Athletic 0–3 Hamiltonian
Sitka Valley 0–1 Star of Confederation
Océanic 2–1 Burnaby
Outineau 3–0 Mazinaw Vanorian


                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Latrobe Athletic 38 29 3 6 85 39 +46 90 -
2 Strathcona Intls 38 26 7 5 82 38 +44 85 -
3 Saint-Rémy 38 25 4 9 84 39 +45 79 -
4 Burnaby 38 24 7 7 79 47 +32 79 -
5 Outineau 38 22 5 11 79 43 +36 71 -
6 Shearwater 38 21 7 10 78 43 +35 70 -
7 Kirkenes 38 17 12 9 61 44 +17 63
8 Hamiltonian 38 17 10 11 79 57 +22 61
9 Star of Confederation 38 18 7 13 59 52 +7 61
10 Océanic 38 17 9 12 77 55 +22 60
11 Mazinaw Vanorian 38 12 11 15 59 67 −8 47
12 Coquitlam United 38 13 8 17 58 66 −8 47
13 Clayquot City 38 13 5 20 50 61 −11 44
14 Passerine 38 10 10 18 46 67 −21 40
15 Kawarthas 38 10 7 21 53 80 −27 37
16 Novonaya 38 9 7 22 43 80 −37 34
17 Kingstown Athletic 38 7 10 21 36 66 −30 31
18 Saintsport Heath 38 6 7 25 38 81 −43 25 -
19 Sitka Valley 38 4 9 25 44 102 −58 21 -
20 Les Castors 38 4 7 27 42 105 −63 19 -

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KELSSEK CHAMPIONSHIP WINNERS
SEASON 84 / 203-04 F.E.


Team of the Season
GK: Akash Deepak (Strathcona)
DF: Karon Murell (Latrobe)
DF: Napoléon Lalande (St-Rémy)
DF: Sasha Stepanov (Latrobe)
DF: Drake Lokombo-Ssekitoleko (Burnaby)
MF: Logane Hannigan (Latrobe)
MF: Maram Tatsinan (Strathcona)
MF: Darwin James (St-Rémy)
MF: Belaj-Rilan Dar (Latrobe)
FW: Lina Gården (Strathcona)
FW: Caspian Garberg (Latrobe)

GK: Dominic Tessier (Latrobe)
DF: Kim Bo-Ram (Strathcona)
DF: Matyas Hayek (Strathcona)
MF: Aleksandra Sundberg (Burnaby)
MF: Darwin James (St-Rémy)
MF: Novio Agregado (Strathcona)
FW: Liam Merz (Shearwater)
FW: Pascal Murg (St-Rémy)

Player of the Year: Caspian Garberg (Latrobe)
Nominees: Lina Gården (Strathcona), Logan Hannigan (Latrobe), Darwin James (Saint-Rémy)

Foreign Player of the Year: Lina Gården (Strathcona)
Nominees: Belaj-Rilan Dar (Latrobe), Aleksandra Sundberg (Burnaby), Pascal Murg (Saint-Rémy)

Young Player of the Year: Aleksandra Sundberg (Burnaby)
Nominees: Zakaria Nordin (Burnaby), Medyson Consðntin (Océanic), Darion Verto (Latrobe)

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   National                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Torbay Thunder 42 28 10 4 91 38 +53 94 -
2 CF Saint-Richard 42 26 12 4 105 46 +59 90 -
3 Association Ariddienne 42 26 8 8 79 37 +42 86 -
4 Stade Laneux 42 21 10 11 79 49 +30 73 -
5 Colwynian Vale 42 22 7 13 72 49 +23 73 -
6 West Haligonia Spartan 42 22 6 14 65 53 +12 72 -
7 NGSA 42 20 11 11 72 50 +22 71
8 Jeunesse Lunaire 42 19 11 12 73 56 +17 68
9 Rivière-Neigeuse 42 20 7 15 52 59 −7 67
10 ASC Arvika 42 17 13 12 65 58 +7 64
11 Port City 42 16 12 14 82 69 +13 60
12 Union Lachaîne 42 14 15 13 64 54 +10 57
13 Wynleth Flyers 42 13 11 18 57 75 −18 50
14 Lancaster Hill 42 13 10 19 66 78 −12 49
15 St. David Wanderers 42 12 8 22 52 63 −11 44
16 Bramerleigh Bulldogs 42 10 12 20 46 73 −27 42
17 Arlingsdale City 42 11 8 23 40 73 −33 41
18 Parracuttis 42 10 9 23 42 70 −28 39
19 CF Mirabelle 42 11 6 25 35 64 −29 39 -
20 AS Grands-Sources 42 7 14 21 40 74 −34 35 -
21 Châteaufroid 42 8 8 26 37 80 −43 32 -
22 Gagliano Mariners 42 5 14 23 38 84 −46 29 -

Playoff semifinals
Association Ariddienne 1–0 West Haligonia Spartan
Stade Laneux 0–1 Colwynian Vale
Playoff final
Colwynian Vale 0–1 Association Ariddienne

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   Association North       Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 Red Stars 30 22 5 3 66 17 +49 71 -
2 Natanel Royals 30 21 6 3 65 22 +43 69 -
3 Fretscray FC 30 17 6 7 48 29 +19 57 -
4 St. Kildera FC 30 15 7 8 52 32 +20 52 -
5 Vinterhagen 30 14 7 9 44 36 +8 49 -
6 Sudbury Rangers 30 13 9 8 50 34 +16 48
7 Ealesgreen United 30 12 11 7 46 31 +15 47
8 Franche-Contamine 30 13 4 13 49 47 +2 43
9 AS Lac-Abitargnais 30 12 7 11 48 46 +2 43
10 Keeleford County 30 10 9 11 36 36 0 39
11 Hawthorn Elms 30 12 1 17 41 45 −4 37
12 New Scarborough 30 9 9 12 37 41 −4 36
13 Cradithurgen 30 7 5 18 20 49 −29 26
14 Racing Mistwygn 30 6 6 18 29 58 −29 24
15 Cache-Crambery 30 3 5 22 18 71 −53 14
16 Rythwick Tartan 30 2 7 21 19 74 −55 13

Association South Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Pembina City 30 24 2 4 66 24 +42 74 -
2 Delta Sorthern 30 22 3 5 58 20 +38 69 -
3 Ayushirda 30 16 10 4 53 26 +27 58 -
4 Sunrise Coast 30 18 4 8 56 33 +23 58 -
5 Wickham Warriors 30 16 7 7 56 34 +22 55 -
6 Breton Pacifica 30 18 0 12 49 32 +17 54
7 Miramichi Lakers 30 16 5 9 58 31 +27 53
8 Watermeet 30 15 4 11 46 30 +16 49
9 Inisír Valley 30 14 6 10 51 38 +13 48
10 Kananzawai 30 14 6 10 44 31 +13 48
11 White Rose 30 7 5 18 27 54 −27 26
12 Canyon Bar 30 5 5 20 24 62 −38 20
13 Stade Montagnards 30 4 7 19 17 58 −41 19
14 Neíra Alavaria 30 5 4 21 22 66 −44 19
15 Kisloups 30 4 5 21 27 62 −35 17
16 Valeartha 30 3 5 22 25 78 −53 14

North semifinals
Natanel Royals 3–1 Vinterhagen
Fretscray FC 1–0 St. Kildera FC
South semifinals
Delta Sorthern 3–1 Wickham Warriors
Ayushirda 2–2 Sunrise Coast (2–3 AET)

North final:Natanel Royals 0–1 Fretscray
South final:Delta Sorthern 4–0 Sunrise Coast


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3rd round
Arlingsdale City 2–2 Shearwater (2–2 AET) (2–3 pen.)
Mazinaw Vanorian 3–1 Breton Pacifica
Hamiltonian Cambria 3–0 Clayquot City
Bramerleigh Bulldogs 1–2 Langlois Océanic
Fretscray FC 2–2 Les Castors (2–2 AET) (2–3 pen.)
Association Ariddienne 2–0 Ayushirda
St. David Wanderers 1–0 Latrobe Athletic
Star of Confederation 1–0 St. Kildera FC
Canyon Bar 0–1 Strathcona Intls
Natanel Royals 0–1 Passerine
Valeartha 0–3 Vinterhagen
Kisloups 0–3 Cache-Crambery
Cradithurgen 1–1 Inisír Valley (1–1 AET) (2–3 pen.)
Watermeet 0–5 Kirkenes FC
Ealesgreen United 1–1 Port City (1–1 AET) (4–5 pen.)
Coquitlam United 3–0 Sudbury Rangers
Wynleth Flyers 2–2 Torbay Thunder (2–5 AET)
Kawarthas District 2–0 Jeunesse Lunaire
Union Lachaîne 1–0 ASC Arvika
Stade Montagnards 0–3 NGSA
Gagliano Mariners 0–1 Neíra Alavaria
Saintsport Heath 0–1 Burnaby SC
New Scarborough 2–3 Sunrise Coast
Pembina City 0–3 Novonaya
Delta Sorthern 4–0 Racing Mistwygn
Kingstown Athletic 1–1 CF Mirabelle (2–1 AET)
Sitka Valley 0–0 Rivière-Neigeuse (1–0 AET)
Miramichi Lakers 0–1 Stade Laneux
Lancaster Hill 0–0 AS Lac-Abitargnais (1–0 AET)
Parracuttis 2–0 Rythwick Tartan
CF Outineau 1–2 CS Saint-Rémy
Colwynian Vale 2–1 Châteaufroid

4th round
Coupe des Patriotes 4th round
Kawarthas District 4–2 Kingstown Athletic
Mazinaw Vanorian 4–1 Union Lachaîne
Neíra Alavaria 0–0 Hamiltonian Cambria (0–0 AET) (3–1 pen.)
Colwynian Vale 1–2 Burnaby SC
Langlois Océanic 1–1 Les Castors (2–2 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Passerine 2–1 Kirkenes FC
CS Saint-Rémy 2–0 Delta Sorthern
Sitka Valley 1–1 Cache-Crambery (1–1 AET) (4–5 pen.)
St. David Wanderers 0–0 Star of Confederation (0–1 AET)
Sunrise Coast 0–1 NGSA
Vinterhagen 2–3 Stade Laneux
Port City 1–3 Association Ariddienne
Novonaya 1–2 Shearwater
Parracuttis 0–1 Torbay Thunder
Lancaster Hill 2–0 Inisír Valley
Coquitlam United 3–0 Strathcona Intls

5th round
CS Saint-Rémy 0–0 Association Ariddienne (0–0 AET) (5–6 pen.)
Langlois Océanic 3–1 Kawarthas District
Burnaby SC 1–2 Passerine
Shearwater 1–1 Torbay Thunder (4–1 AET)
Stade Laneux 0–0 Lancaster Hill (0–2 AET)
NGSA 1–1 Coquitlam United (1–1 AET) (6–7 pen.)
Star of Confederation 3–0 Neíra Alavaria
Cache-Crambery 0–2 Mazinaw Vanorian

Quarterfinals
Lancaster Hill 0–2 Langlois Océanic
Coquitlam United 4–1 Association Ariddienne
Star of Confederation 0–1 Passerine
Shearwater 2–2 Mazinaw Vanorian (2–2 AET) (3–1 pen.)

Semifinals
Shearwater 0–1 Passerine
Coquitlam United 1–2 Langlois Océanic


33rd Coupe des Patriotes final – Macquarie Docklands, Latrobe (attendance 53,991)
Medyson Consðntin has been a revelation and a real bright spot this season, with the young midfielder’s poise and willingness to take on and beat their marker being key to breaking open matches for Océanic. And that was a story seen again in this match, opened up by the youngster’s goal which left Passerine reeling when Consðntin tore through the back line with speed and hammered a howitzer past Zara Ishizaki from the top of the penalty box. Aurora Nilsen made sure with a deft finish when Sabazio Ragone found the Vanorian loose in the box, and then it was time to lock things down. It’s remarkable for the Finches to have reached the final two years in a row, yet bitter in that both times they’ve found themselves outclassed in the big match.

After a torrid season in the league, Océanic kept their chins up and ended the season on a high note. Manager Kiera Weiram may decide to move on, but if she does it’ll be with the pride of winning silverware in her first time as the main man (or satyr, rather).

OCÉANIC CF 2 – Consðntin (23’), Nilsen (62’)
Marietta Rouland, Xelez-Matez Wek, Timo Thomsen (Leon Jones 77’), Nathan Tsacheilidis, Volodymyr Casiraghi, Tihomir Misita, Marcus Chatham (Putu Satria Wibawa 77’), Sabazio Ragone (Julius Fournier 88’), Medyson Consðntin (Eire Saint-Pierre 88’), Louise Efimov-Tremblay, Aurora Nilsen (James Kagawa 90+1’)
PASSERINE 0
Zara Ishizaki, Robert Gardijan, Aërgad Becdelièvre (Silvestre Lombardo 68’), Christina Grange, Tuomas Rajic, Taium Oldauw (Jordyn Okazawa 75’), Jonah Keller (Giovanna Savogliardi 82’), Simon Vlammenzee, Frank Koslov (Asmaran Nyalla 68’), Vanessa Weger (Tim Hannes 82’), Guiseppe Allegri Gentile


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72nd Cup Winners’ Cup final – Stade de Torgos, Torgos, Pasarga
Montreal Koreana (QUE) 1–0 CS Saint-Rémy

Les Quatre-lettres est en train de Torgos! But after so much anticipation for the club’s first international tournament final, a frustrating affair it was for them. A scrappy goal to concede, but also a poor one, in the 7th minute from quite simply bad defending of an early corner. At least they can look forward to (a chance of) Champions League football next year, and maybe bigger prizes are still in store for this team.
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SEASON 37
203-04 F.E.


                            Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA   PD   Pts 
1 Wynleth Cambria 32 27 0 5 1254 716 +538 108
2 Nordiques 32 25 0 7 1277 623 +654 100
3 Vickery 32 24 0 8 1134 771 +363 96
4 Latrobe Athletic 32 22 1 9 1117 659 +458 90
5 Mazinaw Stallions 32 22 1 9 1112 765 +347 90
6 Rotor Novonaya 32 21 0 11 1127 784 +343 84
7 Burnaby Lions 32 19 0 13 1084 839 +245 76
8 Neorvins Armada 32 17 0 15 1001 952 +49 68
9 Bretonnia 32 15 1 16 1061 1012 +49 62
10 Kirkenes Crusaders 32 15 0 17 870 825 +45 60
11 Hamilton Highlanders 32 15 0 17 799 1069 −270 60
12 Alouettes de Champjaune 32 14 0 18 884 1067 −183 56
13 Redswyth Rebels 32 13 1 18 994 898 +96 54
14 NGSA Ulyanof 32 6 1 25 701 1169 −468 26
15 Clayquot Reds 32 6 0 26 551 1344 −793 24
16 Wenedere 32 5 1 26 603 1358 −755 22
17 Union Laneux 32 3 0 29 588 1306 −718 12

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SEASON 37 / 203-04 FE


Northeast              Pld    W    D    L     F      A    GD    Pts
Olympique Langlois 73 50 9 14 290 166 124 109 Q1
Clayquot Partisans 73 49 7 17 256 171 85 105 Q2
Faucons de Saint-Rémy 73 46 10 17 255 182 73 102 Q3
Neorvins Wolves 73 43 12 18 245 175 70 98 Q4
Internationale 73 39 12 22 228 164 64 90 Q6
Kirkenes Dragons 73 37 15 21 254 188 66 89 Q8
Colwyn Thunder 73 39 10 24 229 180 49 88 q13
CS Val d'Argent 73 38 10 25 225 191 34 86 q14
Kingsharbour Royals 73 37 9 27 229 199 30 83 q15
Redswyth Union 73 34 13 26 228 200 28 81 q16
Red Star Clayquot 73 31 16 26 220 206 14 78 q18
Wynleth Gaels 73 31 15 27 233 221 12 77 q19
Beaujoire 73 32 9 32 217 204 13 73
Kirkenes Rangers 73 27 11 35 203 217 -14 65
Cantons-de-l'Ouest 73 24 14 35 199 249 -50 62
Chevalles de Champjaune 73 22 12 39 167 230 -63 56
Torbay Storm 73 21 12 40 194 264 -70 54
Pingouins de Lescure 73 18 16 39 174 227 -53 52
Kardinia Cats 73 7 15 51 145 265 -120 29

Southwest Pld W D L F A GD Pts
Breton Emeralds 73 40 18 15 246 187 59 98 Q5
CH Outineau 73 38 14 21 230 175 55 90 Q7
Ad Astra 73 38 11 24 240 198 42 87 Q9
Alavarian 73 37 13 23 243 199 44 87 Q10
Olympique Laneux 73 32 17 24 233 211 22 81 Q11
Vickery Vikings 73 34 11 28 223 207 16 79 Q12
Dinamo Lupinissia 73 34 11 28 222 210 12 79 q17
Novanaya Rangers 73 29 17 27 218 207 11 75 q20
Burnaby Ravens 73 31 12 30 215 208 7 74
Dartmoor Armada 73 30 14 29 221 204 17 74
Mazinaw Knights 73 26 12 35 181 207 -26 64
Escadron de Dorval 73 24 16 33 192 238 -46 64
AS Dieppe 73 23 14 36 190 227 -37 60
Crystal Mountains 73 20 14 39 187 258 -71 54
Kalista Renegades 73 21 10 42 181 246 -65 52
Natanel Rangers 73 21 9 43 186 248 -62 51
Anciens-Baillages 73 20 10 43 161 239 -78 50
Grand Falls Haligonian 73 18 5 50 157 245 -88 41
Pembina Thistle 73 11 15 47 140 244 -104 37


147th Desjardins Cup
First round
Colwyn Thunder 2–0 Novanaya Rangers
CS Val d'Argent 2–0 Wynleth Gaels
Kingsharbour Royals 1–2 Red Star Clayquot
Redswyth Union 1–2 Dinamo Lupinissia

Second round
Olympique Langlois 4–0 Red Star Clayquot
Kirkenes Dragons 4–3 Ad Astra
Breton Emeralds 4–2 Vickery Vikings
Neorvins Wolves 2–4 Colwyn Thunder
Internationale 3–4 Olympique Laneux
Faucons de Saint-Rémy 4–0 CS Val d'Argent
CH Outineau 1–4 Alabamian
Clayquot Partisans 2–4 Dinamo Lupinissia

Quarterfinals
Olympique Langlois 4–2 Kirkenes Dragons
Breton Emeralds 4–1 Colwyn Thunder
Olympique Laneux 4–2 Faucons de Saint-Rémy
Alavarian 3–4 Dinamo Lupinissia

Semifinals
Olympique Langlois 0–4 Breton Emeralds
Olympique Laneux 4–0 Dinamo Lupinissia

Final
Breton Emeralds 3–4 Olympique Laneux


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147th DESJARDINS CUP WINNERS

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SEASON 55 / 204 F.E.


                         Pld    W   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 CA Langlois 38 31 6 360 267 +93 63
2 Burnaby Thunderbirds 38 29 8 360 265 +95 59
3 Kraken d'Outineau 38 27 11 340 284 +56 54
4 Kirkenes Jets 38 24 12 342 291 +51 50
5 Redswyth Marlins 38 24 14 346 290 +56 48
6 Lakeland Storm 38 22 12 337 289 +48 48
7 Latrobe Dolphins 38 22 15 325 308 +17 45
8 Daudard-des-Oiseaux 38 19 16 324 319 +5 41
9 Neorvins Sharks 38 20 18 306 287 +19 40
10 Kirkenes Blues 38 19 17 324 321 +3 40
11 Breton Mooseheads 38 17 19 314 323 −9 36
12 Clayquot Neptunes 38 16 18 309 321 −12 36
13 Natanel SC 38 15 21 304 335 −31 32
14 Mazinaw Hydra 38 14 21 305 331 −26 31
15 Dynamo Lupinissia 38 13 22 316 365 −49 29
16 Laneux Natation 1874 38 13 23 288 312 −24 28
17 AC Novonaya 38 11 23 282 328 −46 26
18 Colywn Aquatics 38 11 24 292 352 −60 25
19 Vickery Tsunami 38 9 26 276 362 −86 21
20 Fjordlands 38 3 33 251 351 −100 8

First round
CA Langlois 2-1 Kirkenes Jets 9–8 7-8 11-8
Burnaby Thunderbirds 1–2 Kraken d'Outineau 9-4 7-8 9-11
Redswyth Marlins 2-0 Daudard-des-Oiseaux 10-8 8-7
Lakeland Storm 0–2 Latrobe Dolphins 8-9 5-8

Elimination finals
Kirkenes Jets 0–2 Redswyth Marlins 8–10 6-8
Burnaby Thunderbirds 2–0 Latrobe Dolphins 11-9 12-10

Semifinals
CA Langlois 0–2 Redswyth Marlins 8–8* 5-8
Kraken d'Outineau 0–2 Burnaby Thunderbirds 4-8 6-10

Championship final
Burnaby Thunderbirds 2–1 Redswyth Marlins 4-8 8-7 10-7

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