As you can't even name the city any of the below players were born in (fumbling guesses at 'Newfort' do not count as you can't name the county or even the duchy Newfort is in, despite the fact Bostopia has always been in Anaia), or their ages, or who they play for, we aren't going to mention them either. We would prefer to use this space to confirm your prejudices against us by leaving those details blank.
All players are [their respective age] and this will probably not be their last World Cup. We are sure that [you] will feel [relevant emotion] watching them play.
GK - Alan
DL - Paul
DC - John
DC - Harry
DR – Joe – Go on, tell us how old he is, what his surname is and who he plays for. Can you not? This is because you are prejudiced against Bostopians and Joe in particular. What has Joe done to you? If he performs badly this tournament it is almost certainly your and your prejudices fault and nothing to do with his actual ability or form whatsoever. What-so-ever!The Bostopian Government, Football Association and Grand Council reserve every right to sue you for any mistakes Joe makes in this tournament causing a detrimental effect on the overall final score of the match.
ML - Alan
MC - Frederick
MC - Hayley
MR - Keith
SC - Alan
SC - Dean
Subs:
GK - Oliver
DL/C - Zach
DR - Alan
ML - Richard
MC - Trevor
MC/R - Allan
SC - Alan
The above players will play a very direct 4-4-2 and be absolutely unapologetic about it, especially if your goalkeeper is dangerously off his, her, or their line, as Bostopia chooses not to discriminate against who we attempt to humiliate by scoring against from within our own half. That we've had to tell you this is disgraceful. Bostopia has always been in Anaia and how we play should be known by now. Confirming your prejudices. Again. How many times is that now? I bet you can't even count past F in your backwards number system.
Home, Away, and Third
Kits are self explanatory – they are the shirt designs that all ten of our outfield players will wear (and substitutes when entering the field at the appropriate time). They will all wear the same shirt design at the same time.
For those of you who are unaware, Bostopia will play in our traditional lime home kit with white and blue v-stripes, red and white stripes as our away kit, and third shirt is blue and also very pretty.
If your team is not designated as the home team, and your colours clash with ours, jolly well change your kits to an alternative. Our goalkeepers will wear a fluorescent coloured shirt with no pattern, though we will choose the colour which we feel your players will dislike the most. That we need to say this is nothing short of ridiculous, but our players will of course also wear shorts, socks, shinpads and boots. If you knew anything about them and didn't let your prejudice get in the way, you would know whether any of them use wee little bobbles for their hair or wear headbands to stop their glorious Bostopian hair getting in their eyes during the [sport here] match.
RP Permissions Box:
If my opponent RPs our match first, I give them permission to:
Bow down to Bostopian might at every opportunity.
Confirm your prejudices by telegramming Bostopia with any questions you might have and should already know the answer to.
Write mean things about Mertagne throughout their match report. It shouldn't be difficult. For instance 'and that player did that thing, a despicable act, just like when Mertagne bombed Bostopia first', or 'a despicable act, just like when Mertagne sold out their regional ally to a third party group to stop their ally from streaking. Mertagne, just like the player who did a bad thing cannot be trusted and a coalition of the willing must be formed to enable a sweeping pincer movement across the now-infertile Mertagnian plains which couldn't handle the exhaust of glorious Bostopian fighter jets flying low and slow above them on a honest reconnaissance mission. Bostopia must attack Mertagne now to save us all from living under their weird accents and bad breath.'
Blich
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, age 26, CA Paulinthal 
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| 52 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 26 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
Telecontare 
Papillio 
Fransborg set Njilkaer 
Victoria & Albert SC 
Winchester City 
Alexandria City 
Polaris 
Fligsive FC 
Drawkland 4-3 Grand Exultia
Tergania 2–0 Grand Exultia 
Katashi-Kanatsu
) - Sudjuven/Pomenienze
) - Sudjuven/Pomenienze
) - Scudellois
) - Pomenienze
– Bellflower A.U. 
