Awesome/Funny NS Quotes (Not Your Own Quotes, Please!)

[El Lazaro]

The thread title is “Womanly things that men do these days, apparently”

Something womanly men do these days is your mother.

[Ineva]

(Image)

What does it say?

[Xmara]

For some reason I think it would be funny if there was a tie in the electoral college and the Democrats won the Senate because it would mean we could end up with the presidency going to Trump and the vice presidency going to Harris. It would probably also be absolutely terrible for the country.

this is an enemies-to-lovers fic

[La Xinga]

Dude, Trump is blowing her out

Phrasing.

[The America First Party]

Can't spell "sea lion" without "seal."

It's a seal ion: like a regular seal, but with a net electric charge.

[Almighty Biden]

YOURE SCREWED, YOURE SCREWED, YOURE SCREEEEEEEWED!

Also we’ve wasted the Assassin luck on the campaign.

YOURE ACTUALLY SCREWED!

No I'm not. I'm held together by joints and tendons.

[Deblar]

Dow Jones is up 1300 points so far today.

If it keeps climbing until a Tuesday in 2029 we're screwed

[Tinhampton]

Yeah I accidentally killed the server by naming a function wrong.

We'll be back soon.

[Deblar]

This is why we can't have nice things.

ending the old ampol thread on an incredible note

[Federal Salvation Front]

Nevermind.

[Deblar]

Every lifelong Catholic I've ever met is like "I think we're supposed to give this food to poor people" and every adult convert is like "the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the Pentacostine rites of the eucharist clearly states women shouldn't have driver's licenses."

[The Two Jerseys]

Strangest thing, a kinetic rod with the words 'Sic Semper Adbot' painted on it just landed on some random location. No idea how it got there. Big mystery. *makes eerie noises*

[Tinhampton]

The below messages were made this evening:

We Pray that Season 3 will be a success.

Since it's already released, wish granted ∘˚˳°(づ￣ ³￣)づ*.✧

[Almighty Biden]

I can use a trebuchet to hunt unprotected wildlife and I won't need a license?

EDIT: here's another good one

Not to be the gatekeeper of that which is traditionally masculine or feminine, but I am just surprised to see the guy who said things like "voting for democrats is womanly because women vote for them" and "Going to a baby shower is feminine" say that flowers, hugs, and candles aren't feminine.

[Ineva]

Phrasing.

To add,

Pogrom my ass.

Phrasing?

[Tinhampton]

Why do Aav's jokes always hit that sweet spot!? That's not fair on the rest of us who are just trying!

No. You can't troll people who aren't on the site. If a 6 month old is in NSG, please let me know, that seems like a bigger issue than the trolling.

[Almighty Biden]

We're both shouting into a pointless void, we're on NSG.

[3rd Trade Federation]

"So the name “Aason” sounds like a very similar sounding word which is called “Arson” and yk Arson involves with fire so I would say that their element is probably fire since yeah!"
-Lethinia

[La Xinga]

I was saving this for the next random polygamy thread that popped up, but "I don't wanna be poly." Also, please ignore the three lesbians sharing a blanket on the album cover.

you vil be poly

you vil reject monogamy

you vil own no one

and you vil be happy

[Almighty Biden]

Right Twix vs. Left Twix.

Bro just solved politics

im in the party of neutering everything like we're an animal rescue shelter

[La Xinga]

There once was a rude troll on NationStates,
Who made mischief and acted reprobate,
But, by a colleague, he was deleted,
So, for now, the fell threat has receded.
So there's no work despoiling my work plate.

[The Two Jerseys]

Accelerating manosphere knocks over 10 women, scores a strike in gender relations bowling.

[Nu Elysium]

According to the current prominent Incel forums online, if I sleep with a woman even once I've "ascended" and can't be considered an Incel anymore, even if it was only once and the entire duration of the previous decades, I haven't.

Local Nazi rejected by mental illness support group for brief episode of high-functioning behavior, promises it will never happen again and begs for readmission to Dysgenics Anonymous

[Deblar]

He should have created his own NationState instead and joined TET.

"FELICITATIONS, MALEFACTORS! I AM ENDEAVORING TO MISAPPROPRIATE THE MARTIAL FORCES FOR THE PROTECTION OF THE REPUBLIC OF KOREA. WHO WILL JOIN ME?!"

[EcoWondra]

At my last birthday bash, about a third of my invites were muslim. There were absolutely NO communists invited.