NFL Football Thread 25-26: The Road to uhm Levi's Stadium!

by **Deblar** » Mon Sep 09, 2024 5:29 pm

i see neither offense wants to be functional tonight

by **Rykov** » Mon Sep 09, 2024 5:36 pm

Aaron Rodgers has survived... for now.

by **Pointy Shark** » Mon Sep 09, 2024 5:42 pm

I do not care that he had two rushing touchdowns. I'm more concerned about this being a starting QBs stats.

by **Zurkerx** » Mon Sep 09, 2024 5:50 pm

Huh, so this is how the Jets are supposed to look like with competent QB play? Or last year. Rodgers has made a difference it seems so far. Let's see if that holds.

by **Tarsonis** » Mon Sep 09, 2024 6:02 pm

Jerzylvania wrote:
Tarsonis wrote:Not that Watson deserves the benefit of the doubt, this one ...I dunno. Ill withhold judgment until more details come out, but none of these details add up at all.

*rips off badge*
You're off the force, Tars.

Look, it's the fucking Browns. The team Itself is the second mistake by the lake. Nothing adds up there. Cleveland is a place where subtraction makes the difference, and that's your takeaway.

Oh I'll judge the Browns all day.

by **Luna Amore** » Mon Sep 09, 2024 6:04 pm

Pointy Shark wrote:(Image)

I do not care that he had two rushing touchdowns. I'm more concerned about this being a starting QBs stats.

Is that Daniels?

by **Rykov** » Mon Sep 09, 2024 6:10 pm

Jordan Mason really being killed by his own team lol.

by **Pointy Shark** » Mon Sep 09, 2024 6:10 pm

Luna Amore wrote:
Pointy Shark wrote:(Image)

I do not care that he had two rushing touchdowns. I'm more concerned about this being a starting QBs stats.

Is that Daniels?

Yes.

by **Ethel mermania** » Mon Sep 09, 2024 6:10 pm

Zurkerx wrote:Huh, so this is how the Jets are supposed to look like with competent QB play? Or last year. Rodgers has made a difference it seems so far. Let's see if that holds.

He had lasted longer than I have expected

by **Luna Amore** » Mon Sep 09, 2024 6:38 pm

Watching the Manning brothers with Belichick is just odd.

by **Deblar** » Mon Sep 09, 2024 6:44 pm

Pointy Shark wrote:(Image)

I do not care that he had two rushing touchdowns. I'm more concerned about this being a starting QBs stats.

it was a rookie QB in his first NFL game, so I wouldn't worry about it too much. not everyone can be CJ Stroud

by **Ethel mermania** » Mon Sep 09, 2024 6:47 pm

Pointy Shark wrote:(Image)

I do not care that he had two rushing touchdowns. I'm more concerned about this being a starting QBs stats.

No picks, 93 rating, can I introduce you to Daniel Jones

by **-Calvin-** » Mon Sep 09, 2024 6:59 pm

Still waiting for the weekly illegal tapping call against the 49ers

by **Outer Sparta** » Mon Sep 09, 2024 7:48 pm

I wouldn't be shocked if this was a harbinger of things to come for Aaron Rodgers with him being an old quarterback coming off an Achilles tear.

by **Luna Amore** » Mon Sep 09, 2024 7:55 pm

Deblar wrote:
Pointy Shark wrote:(Image)

I do not care that he had two rushing touchdowns. I'm more concerned about this being a starting QBs stats.

it was a rookie QB in his first NFL game, so I wouldn't worry about it too much. not everyone can be CJ Stroud

In his defense, the Bucs usually roll out the red carpet for rookie QBs so they can get a jump
start on a highlight reel.

Bowles seems to be better about bucking that trend.

by **Tarsonis** » Mon Sep 09, 2024 8:08 pm

Managed to salvage 8-8

by **Outer Sparta** » Mon Sep 09, 2024 8:13 pm

Niners win 32-19, you know what that means. A scorigami!

by **Trepave** » Mon Sep 09, 2024 9:15 pm

Window Land wrote:Watson sued yet again for raping a woman. The Browns also continue to be stupid for signing him.

god damn it, i feel like im gonna be questioning my sanity and asking if im a masochist this entire season because mr. touchy touchy only has good hands if he is with a woman that said no

by **Pointy Shark** » Mon Sep 09, 2024 10:04 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Pointy Shark wrote:(Image)

I do not care that he had two rushing touchdowns. I'm more concerned about this being a starting QBs stats.

No picks, 93 rating, can I introduce you to Daniel Jones

If not for Jayden Daniels giving the slightest hope, I would have expected Daniel Jones to be our QB in about 2 years.

by **Shazbotdom** » Tue Sep 10, 2024 2:10 am

Previous Weeks:
Regular Season:
01, 02, 03, 04, 05
06, 07, 08, 09, 10
11, 12, 13, 14, 15
16, 17, 18
Post Season:
WC, DR, CC

Shaz's Results for Week 1 - 2024-2025 Season
This Week: 12 - 4 - 0 || (W/O Ties 75.000% -- W/ Ties 75.000%)
Regular Season: 12 - 4 - 0 || (W/O Ties 75.000% -- W/ Ties 75.000%)

Thursday Night
19:20 CDT
Kansas City over Baltimore

Friday's Game
19:15 CDT
Philadelphia over Green Bay

Sunday's Games
12:00 CDT
Pittsburgh over Atlanta
Buffalo over Arizona
Tennessee over Chicago
Cincinnati over New England
Houston over Indianapolis
Miami over Jacksonville
Minnesota over New York (NFC)
New Orleans over Carolina

15:05 CDT
Las Vegas over Los Angeles (AFC)
Seattle over Denver

15:25 CDT
Dallas over Cleveland
Tampa Bay over Washington

19:20 CDT
Los Angeles (NFC) over Detroit

Monday's Games
19:20 CDT
San Francisco over New York (AFC)

by **Kohr** » Tue Sep 10, 2024 8:13 am

Good job everyone! That was about the strongest collective week 1 in league history.

MIA
SF
NE
WAS
LAC
DAL
IND
JAX
NYJ
DET
BAL
LAR
KC
PIT
HOU
PHI

by **Tarsonis** » Tue Sep 10, 2024 11:20 am

I'll take the Bills over Fins, rest to come

by **Jerzylvania** » Tue Sep 10, 2024 12:35 pm

Tarsonis wrote:
Jerzylvania wrote:*rips off badge*
You're off the force, Tars.

Look, it's the fucking Browns. The team Itself is the second mistake by the lake. Nothing adds up there. Cleveland is a place where subtraction makes the difference, and that's your takeaway.

Oh I'll judge the Browns all day.

Tarsonis wrote:Managed to salvage 8-8

And I see your judgement was picking those favored Browns over the 'boys Sunday. Might have went your way but once the Boys gave Dak the big contract the game's momentum came with it. That's why the Cowboys timed it that way. It's an old trick. Anyhoo, better luck next week, Tars.

by **Tarsonis** » Tue Sep 10, 2024 12:47 pm

Jerzylvania wrote:
Tarsonis wrote:
Oh I'll judge the Browns all day.

Tarsonis wrote:Managed to salvage 8-8

And I see your judgement was picking those favored Browns over the 'boys Sunday. Might have went your way but once the Boys gave Dak the big contract the game's momentum came with it. That's why the Cowboys timed it that way. It's an old trick. Anyhoo, better luck next week, Tars.

Hey you can never rule out Dak absolutely shitting the bed.

by **Jerzylvania** » Tue Sep 10, 2024 2:10 pm

Tarsonis wrote:
Jerzylvania wrote:

And I see your judgement was picking those favored Browns over the 'boys Sunday. Might have went your way but once the Boys gave Dak the big contract the game's momentum came with it. That's why the Cowboys timed it that way. It's an old trick. Anyhoo, better luck next week, Tars.

Hey you can never rule out Dak absolutely shitting the bed.

Yeah, yeah, yeah... true, but compared to dipshit Watson, Dak's bed is almost pristine.

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