Also, I've procastinated on- I mean, forgot about this draft for months. So, forgive me.
Title: Biased Bots in Ballots?
(Validity: Must have AI Personhood, must have elections, and must have capitalism.)
The Issue: @@NAME@@ Robots, a major artificial intelligence and robotics company, is under fire as leaked internal documents reveals that they have been mass producing AI citizens biased in favor of politician and business@@MAN1@@ @@RANDOM_NAME@@, who is currently running for mayor of @@CAPITAL@@. The controversy has prompted a national debate covering 'AI Personhood' laws, democracy in @@NAME@@, and what should be done about this.
Option 1: "It is clear that we must regulate these AI," declares AI ethicist @@RANDOM_NAME@@, writing this conclusion on a chock-full whiteboard. "That includes examinations on the source code of every AI citizen, a minimum AI voting age, an AI voting tax, a routine background check for all AI, and a national organization of experts capable of reprogramming any biased AI citizen. These ought to be done for democracy! Well, by reducing AI citizens' political freedom but that is irrelevant."
Fallout: Politicians interested in AI are investigated and suspected of corruption.
Option 2: "Letting easily biased and duplicated robots vote was totally a marvellous decision," snarks journalist and activist @@RANDOM_NAME@@, who leaked the documents. "It's about time people realise why letting AI vote was a bad idea. They're too prone to the bias built into it. My request is simple: take away their right to vote. That's what democracy needs."
Fallout: AI's suffrage activists claim that they're being oppressed by soulless and stiff human supremacists.
Option 3: "Everyone is always like democracy for this, democracy for that, but never democracy for thee!" acclaims famously devout Party member @@RANDOM_NAME@@. After kneeling down at you with seemingly no embarrassment, @@HE@@ gets closer and whispers, "They might have the right idea here. I've already contacted a rival company, and they've agreed to produce AI citizens in your favour! It may be expensive, but if you give them the green light, it would be the end for the opposition..."
Fallout: Most AI citizens seem to be into politics nowadays.
Yes, I realise that the fallouts are capitalised and end with a period. I did that because my grammar perfectionist hand (and Grammarly's somewhat obnoxious green underlines) can not just put it into the right format. That's for the Issue Editors to handle once this is submitted. ÒuÓ
(The first edit was me forgetting to replace the placeholder names with macros lol)




