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Lemueria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 1000
Founded: Apr 25, 2024
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Lemueria » Thu May 02, 2024 3:25 am

Stratonesia wrote:
according to the latest poll 70% of the children believe that being an adult is shit

Kids here are definitely educated by AVGN.

You skipped me, fix.
/stillme

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Azurnailia
Envoy
 
Posts: 202
Founded: Apr 05, 2024
Conservative Democracy

Postby Azurnailia » Thu May 02, 2024 3:37 am

Cookies need love like everything else

This is the most true statement I have ever seen
Welcome to Azurnailia! Finding and destroying anyone who outstamps Political rights since 1793!

Military behind? come to Reppū Industries!
Fourth Great Trial (IGT): Azumen 2
Perishna Civil war/ Third Great Trial: Azumen 10

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Azurnailia
Envoy
 
Posts: 202
Founded: Apr 05, 2024
Conservative Democracy

Postby Azurnailia » Thu May 02, 2024 3:37 am

Cookies need love like everything else

This is the most true statement I have ever seen
Welcome to Azurnailia! Finding and destroying anyone who outstamps Political rights since 1793!

Military behind? come to Reppū Industries!
Fourth Great Trial (IGT): Azumen 2
Perishna Civil war/ Third Great Trial: Azumen 10

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Doechland
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 62
Founded: Jun 28, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Doechland » Thu May 02, 2024 3:42 am

The fire shall purify this world made ready. For none will survive our ascension.

least insane accelerationist
Empire of Germany ——————— Kaiserreich Deutschland
Yes, this newsreel is basically all RL events. So I hit an author's block, sue me
Allgemeine Zeitung: EuroSong Wilhelmshafen! Judea's Esther Maimon's "Rains of Tammus" wins, coming ahead of England's Wilson-Browne performance of "Jerusalem was here gebuilt" and Austria's Anna Thörnfeldt — Windenland's libertarian PM Gertrúda Kostrová shot and heavily wounded by political agitator in Krickerhau — Berlin Policeman censured and punished for shooting Grand Theft Auto suspect without prior warning, sparking debate on police brutality — American President Bernhard Saunders and Nationalist Party candidate Gilbert T. Rudman to debate on television this June and September ahead of election

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Lemueria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 1000
Founded: Apr 25, 2024
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Lemueria » Thu May 02, 2024 4:04 am

Honey it's time

For me getting skipped for absolutely no reason.

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The United Star-Systems
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Apr 07, 2024
Anarchy

Postby The United Star-Systems » Thu May 02, 2024 5:59 am

MT alt of the Solar Union, something now


FT nerf
// THE UNITED STAR-SYSTEMS //
A union of fifty star systems, led by a rather concerned president | NS Stats were thrown into the vacuum of space by a rogue NIMA unit | A Class 0.5 Civilization according to this index.
USSNN: Starsplitter sister ship Seraphim completed | Citizens of New Cyrivia celebrate Colonization Day | Pulsar Corporation cancels Zero-Class civilian starship | Rapier-Class crashes, explodes at Mirova spaceport, cleanup efforts in effect
The Holy Dragon Imperium wrote:Do you guys just regularly purge solar systems of all their planets?

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Allied Iran
Secretary
 
Posts: 35
Founded: Feb 06, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Allied Iran » Thu May 02, 2024 6:06 am

From the River to the Sea ...Crimea is Russian property

Russia what Russia
Imperial State of PersiaKišvar-ī Šāhanšāhīh-ī Ērān
The timeline where Islam never made a lasting impression in the Persosphere and Turks never crossed the Red Snake. (Let's just say the Crusades were batshit insane)
Hamšahrīg: The Shah offers letters of congratulations to Prince Fuad II bin Hamid of Qatar, calls for readmission of Qatar, terra nullius since 25 Dec 2023, to the United Nations — Perso-Russian Trade War escalates: Russia announces a 67% customs toll on cement imported from Persia — Anatolia Calls For Aid and Greece Answers! "We can either fight the Ba'athists in Ancyra now or fight them again in Ionia later" Greek PM Christophilou justified change of course as Greek forces muster to relieve besieged Ancyra

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Arzastan
Envoy
 
Posts: 245
Founded: Dec 31, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Arzastan » Thu May 02, 2024 6:09 am

from river to the sea

...Crimea is Russian property

*From Inhulets river to the sea of Azov
Ninja'd
Arabia according to the Least Irredentist Arab

"Arab" civilization, "Arabian" gulf, "Arab scientists "
- the Arab guy you are talking about, probably
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I think you already know that my flag isn't Italy or Mexico, right?

I'm not very fluent in English, so pls forgive any possible grammar or spelling mistakes. Thanks.
The Federal Republic of Arzastan
Random alternate Leftist-nationalist Iranic nation Consisting of five unified states
Here NS stats are (mostly) canon and they can hurt you, unless you are a nomad.
Israel is the Nazi

Radio Arza:  Arzastan keeps sending weapons to East Leaf Republic | cars are legal again | the tree-stealer from Chanād stated:"elites don't want you to know this but the trees at park are free" credit to Lothria™

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0rganization
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 191
Founded: Mar 28, 2024
Left-Leaning College State

Postby 0rganization » Thu May 02, 2024 6:14 am

here most of the NS stats are real, and they can hurt you


Quick! Give them to General TN before it's too late!
Official name is The Organization


This is Free Ravensburg's New Account | Will get to lore in about a 7 month when you ask me | Used to be a borb that lived in the F7 servers, but now a dragon living inside your walls after fighting a spider in the server room | NSStats still accused of treason to the Republic | TG me if you want AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times and Radio LLC (old nation's sig news)

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Stratonesia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1346
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Thu May 02, 2024 6:46 am

The Organization

Which is misspelt.
◁⁋ਧ‿◥▷
Welcome to the nation of STRATONESIA!
▌ᐳᐸ▜
Where milk and honey are plentiful!
 ╯w╰ 
Ay, ay! (May God of Ultra protect this nation!)

Hail Stratonesia! Praise Be to Ultra!
No, that's not news headlines.
Remind me why there's a cat chasing three cockroaches.

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Khoikhoia
Envoy
 
Posts: 245
Founded: Sep 06, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Khoikhoia » Thu May 02, 2024 7:27 am

Third time lucky? I swear, if I get ninja'd...
Cookies need love like everything else.

I mean, can you disagree?

Where milk and honey are plentiful!

W H E R E A R E T H E C O O K I E S S T R A T O N E S I A ?
H O O V E R , L A S E R T
I will no longer be doing canon development of this nation to focus on regional RP, but I will wordbuild on my wiki, so expect to see more OOC stuff.
☀️ International Reporting - -R--T--A- News || Feature: Senator Pacquiao urges more aid for Uyghuristan || Also in the news: Florida-Cuba's sugar industry booms after the collapse of Nicaragua | Czechoslovak man, age 71, with links to syndicalist paramilitaries, arrested on charges of planning murder of Prime Minister Milan Majerský | Russian Prime Minister Boris Voronin visits Georgia received by cheering crowds, a newfound ally for Kremlin-style democracy and economics

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Neonian Imperium
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 398
Founded: Jun 30, 2023
Corporate Police State

Postby Neonian Imperium » Thu May 02, 2024 7:31 am

• We only have weed because we don't have alcohol

It is truly a tragedy of the XXI century, may I send you some of the (very) old wine we have forgotten in the basement of the Neonian Palace from a millenium ago?
Just your normal (or not) Dystopia of a intergalactic empire in eternal war, pretty much WH40K.


As the Technocracy grows faster than ever and rises again from his ashess we will return to complete the Sacred Mission, none shall survive our ascention, none biological form of live will be unpurified, none will stand against our leaders. Be Ready For The Moment.
The Technocracy Is Watching You.

NS stats have been shot in the head in a camp away from the Citadels and his soul is in the Above World being juged by Yatagarasu about their innacurate crimes and lies.
A Class 0.3333333333333333 Civilization according to this index.

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Allied Iran
Secretary
 
Posts: 35
Founded: Feb 06, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Allied Iran » Thu May 02, 2024 7:43 am

The Technocracy Is Watching You.

the technocracy needs a C&D paper huh
Imperial State of PersiaKišvar-ī Šāhanšāhīh-ī Ērān
The timeline where Islam never made a lasting impression in the Persosphere and Turks never crossed the Red Snake. (Let's just say the Crusades were batshit insane)
Hamšahrīg: The Shah offers letters of congratulations to Prince Fuad II bin Hamid of Qatar, calls for readmission of Qatar, terra nullius since 25 Dec 2023, to the United Nations — Perso-Russian Trade War escalates: Russia announces a 67% customs toll on cement imported from Persia — Anatolia Calls For Aid and Greece Answers! "We can either fight the Ba'athists in Ancyra now or fight them again in Ionia later" Greek PM Christophilou justified change of course as Greek forces muster to relieve besieged Ancyra

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General TN
Envoy
 
Posts: 266
Founded: Jan 13, 2024
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby General TN » Thu May 02, 2024 9:16 am

The timeline where Islam never made a lasting impression in the Persosphere and Turks never crossed the Red Snake

Better luck next time, maybe you will get a timeline where Islam takes over Europe.
A nation run by a deranged creature called TN, known for being very obese, which also enjoys regularly eating the poorest of its nation all while pampering the rich.
TN's current weight [Someone asked for this]
4,091,058 lbs

ALL NS stats and polices are canon, no exceptions
If you don’t want your NS stats/policies, TN would love to keep them. Or just eat them.
News from TN:TN states it will now be "Going on a diet" after now weighing a monstrous 4,091,058 lbs and being stuck in one room, no longer able to be moved around

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Khoikhoia
Envoy
 
Posts: 245
Founded: Sep 06, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Khoikhoia » Thu May 02, 2024 9:23 am

Indonesia in chaos - While TN stuffs its mouth with the poor citizens

The SeconTN Horde
H O O V E R , L A S E R T
I will no longer be doing canon development of this nation to focus on regional RP, but I will wordbuild on my wiki, so expect to see more OOC stuff.
☀️ International Reporting - -R--T--A- News || Feature: Senator Pacquiao urges more aid for Uyghuristan || Also in the news: Florida-Cuba's sugar industry booms after the collapse of Nicaragua | Czechoslovak man, age 71, with links to syndicalist paramilitaries, arrested on charges of planning murder of Prime Minister Milan Majerský | Russian Prime Minister Boris Voronin visits Georgia received by cheering crowds, a newfound ally for Kremlin-style democracy and economics

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Lothria
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 193
Founded: Apr 08, 2023
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Lothria » Thu May 02, 2024 9:27 am

We only have weed

Weird ass prohibition, and another reason not to visit Khoikhoia
⚔ THE KINGDOM OF LOTHRIA ⚔
Theme
A medieval kingdom of humans and elves who hate each other almost as much as they hate vampires
Overview - The King - The Queen - The Northern Pantheon - The Black Wing Cavalry - The House of Gaunt - More Coming "Soon"
NS Stats were eaten by rats after being forgotten about in a black cell
Canadian republican, radical socialist, prog metal enjoyer, flag snob, Cregan Stark simp
Decided to just make a playlist rather than just have one song at a time
Arturs Silovs deserves the Order of Canada
Stand With Ukraine/Free Palestine (Imperialism is bad)

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BB-67 USS Montana
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: May 02, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby BB-67 USS Montana » Thu May 02, 2024 9:31 am

While you were finishing your factbooks, I studied the blade

sorry man..... i was actualy stuying yo MAMMAS house :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
U.S.S. Mᴏɴᴛᴀɴᴀ
BB-67
Ordered as battleship #67 of the United States Navy as the lead ship of the unbuilt Montana-class.
Among a significant suite of other (primarily anti-aircraft) weapons, she would have carried 12 16"/50 Mark 7 artillery guns in 4 triple turrets, two forward and two aft in an ABXY configuration, as well as 20 5"/54-caliber Mark 16 guns in 10 dual-purpose wing mounts evenly distributed amidships along the superstructure.

As the lead ship of her class, it is probable that she would have been fitted with a larger and more spacious conning tower than her peers as a command ship.

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Stratonesia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1346
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Thu May 02, 2024 9:31 am

Currently Listening to Opeth - The Grand Conjuration

Good! Now listen to this.
DAGNABBIT, NINJA'D!
U.S.S. Mᴏɴᴛᴀɴᴀ

I know you.

Stay out of trouble.
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◁⁋ਧ‿◥▷
Welcome to the nation of STRATONESIA!
▌ᐳᐸ▜
Where milk and honey are plentiful!
 ╯w╰ 
Ay, ay! (May God of Ultra protect this nation!)

Hail Stratonesia! Praise Be to Ultra!
No, that's not news headlines.
Remind me why there's a cat chasing three cockroaches.

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Maximum Imperium Rex
Diplomat
 
Posts: 586
Founded: Feb 01, 2024
Corporate Police State

Postby Maximum Imperium Rex » Thu May 02, 2024 9:44 am

No, that's not news headlines.

Really?! Shocking! Truly, my mind has been rent asunder by this incredible revelation!
I'm the best. No question about it. In fact, I survived.
An autistic ADHD OCD mind adrift in F7
We live on an island surrounded by a sea of ignorance. As our island of knowledge grows, so does the shore of our ignorance.
-John Wheeler
Man becomes hardly more, in communism, than a depersonalized cog in the turning wheel of the state.
-Martin Luther King, Jr.

How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
-Ronald Reagan
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
-Jack Handey

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.
-Mark Twain

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Allied Iran
Secretary
 
Posts: 35
Founded: Feb 06, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Allied Iran » Thu May 02, 2024 9:44 am

Cookies need love like everything else.

I have yet to see unloved cookies
Imperial State of PersiaKišvar-ī Šāhanšāhīh-ī Ērān
The timeline where Islam never made a lasting impression in the Persosphere and Turks never crossed the Red Snake. (Let's just say the Crusades were batshit insane)
Hamšahrīg: The Shah offers letters of congratulations to Prince Fuad II bin Hamid of Qatar, calls for readmission of Qatar, terra nullius since 25 Dec 2023, to the United Nations — Perso-Russian Trade War escalates: Russia announces a 67% customs toll on cement imported from Persia — Anatolia Calls For Aid and Greece Answers! "We can either fight the Ba'athists in Ancyra now or fight them again in Ionia later" Greek PM Christophilou justified change of course as Greek forces muster to relieve besieged Ancyra

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Khoikhoia
Envoy
 
Posts: 245
Founded: Sep 06, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Khoikhoia » Thu May 02, 2024 10:03 am

We live on an island

Well, I certainly do

Why has the government withdrawn from Qatar?

Any country of similar size without oil would be irrelevant.
H O O V E R , L A S E R T
I will no longer be doing canon development of this nation to focus on regional RP, but I will wordbuild on my wiki, so expect to see more OOC stuff.
☀️ International Reporting - -R--T--A- News || Feature: Senator Pacquiao urges more aid for Uyghuristan || Also in the news: Florida-Cuba's sugar industry booms after the collapse of Nicaragua | Czechoslovak man, age 71, with links to syndicalist paramilitaries, arrested on charges of planning murder of Prime Minister Milan Majerský | Russian Prime Minister Boris Voronin visits Georgia received by cheering crowds, a newfound ally for Kremlin-style democracy and economics

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Uvolla
Secretary
 
Posts: 39
Founded: Jul 25, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Uvolla » Thu May 02, 2024 10:06 am

This nation does not reflect my beliefs anymore.

what do you mean anymore
my current flag is not my political views it is simply the flag i use in the roleplay of my region.


I am Puerto Rican and an advocate for Puerto Rican self determination, Catholic Centrist.



I'm either sitting in my room thinking of what to write or I'm sleeping in the coffin sized room next to it, don't know why it's there it just is.


why wont it let me make Titanus Doug any smaller

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Khoikhoia
Envoy
 
Posts: 245
Founded: Sep 06, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Khoikhoia » Thu May 02, 2024 10:08 am

Uvolla wrote:
This nation does not reflect my beliefs anymore.

what do you mean anymore

Image

/skipme

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Reactorland
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Jan 26, 2023
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Reactorland » Thu May 02, 2024 10:35 am

"coffin sized room"


Uvolla wrote:
This nation does not reflect my beliefs anymore.

what do you mean anymore
Reactorland


People's Entertainment State of Reactorland
Estadong Aliwang Bayan ng Reactorland/ᜁᜐ᜔ᜆᜇᜓᜅ᜔ ᜀᜎᜒᜏᜅ᜔ ᜊᜌᜈ᜔ ᜈᜅ᜔ ᜇᜒᜀᜃ᜔ᜆᜓᜇ᜔ᜎᜈ᜔ᜇ᜔
Estado de Entretenimiento Popular de Reactorland
Ժողովրդական Ժամանցային Պետություն Րեակտորլանդ
Diwo Jahaz Estatun Reaktorlan



Land of the Reactors (not the smoking ones), based on that reaction video channel in YouTube (2010-2020).

Descendants of Tori, the first great reactor on the Planet Earth.

Live from the radioactive ruins of Los Angeles (now called Toritown), enjoy your free laptop.

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Lothria
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 193
Founded: Apr 08, 2023
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Lothria » Thu May 02, 2024 10:48 am

Live from the radioactive ruins of Los Angeles

Can't be worse the present-day Los Angeles

Also the size limit for sigs is 8 lines I think, so you should probably edit it
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⚔ THE KINGDOM OF LOTHRIA ⚔
Theme
A medieval kingdom of humans and elves who hate each other almost as much as they hate vampires
Overview - The King - The Queen - The Northern Pantheon - The Black Wing Cavalry - The House of Gaunt - More Coming "Soon"
NS Stats were eaten by rats after being forgotten about in a black cell
Canadian republican, radical socialist, prog metal enjoyer, flag snob, Cregan Stark simp
Decided to just make a playlist rather than just have one song at a time
Arturs Silovs deserves the Order of Canada
Stand With Ukraine/Free Palestine (Imperialism is bad)

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