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Pnsku Sovregard
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Posts: 20
Founded: Mar 25, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby Pnsku Sovregard » Tue Mar 26, 2024 2:57 pm

Fortunately, it was pencil's long forgotten identical twin
NS Stats were killed by Russian Forces in May 3, 1911.
Nation in a nutshell: Serb Colony of Jamaica
If being hot was a crime, I'd be given a life sentence, I'm not hot, I just murdered 32 people.
Political Compass results: https://www.politicalcompass.org/analys ... 3&soc=4.92
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Godzilland
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 459
Founded: Dec 19, 2023
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Godzilland » Tue Mar 26, 2024 3:01 pm

Unfortunately, Lugarvartn was still alive despite that.
Godzilla-themed alt of Sector 12!
A Class 1.8 Civilization according to this index.

_[' ]_
(X_Q) put this in your sig if you hate capitalism
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Republics of the Solar Union
Diplomat
 
Posts: 519
Founded: Mar 24, 2024
New York Times Democracy

Postby Republics of the Solar Union » Tue Mar 26, 2024 3:04 pm

Fortunately, you were just watching YT.
Embassy Program for the Solar Union - Solar Union Trade Exchange
Today's motto: "I always post German villages ending with n on the geography game in F7" - TG me for daily mottos!
Pluto civil war casualties: 172,506,412 (IDRP), 171,055,498 (ROP)
IC population: 260 trillion
IC year: January 2513
IC GDP: 505.2 quadrillion Sols
IC exchange rate: 1 Sol = $50.3
BREAKING NEWS: IDRP casualties rise above ROP casualties - German space empire supports the ROP, the RSU reconsiders logistics and is looking for new allies on their side - Businessman running for elections incites over 13,000 new applications, one from the newly established but powerful Independent Organization for Peace with Pluto (IOPP)
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Liberza
Envoy
 
Posts: 247
Founded: May 05, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Liberza » Sat Mar 30, 2024 5:33 am

Unfortunately, the Yankees win.
Liberza is a bicameral parliamentary, monarchist nation set in Germany, currently led by democratic socialist Malik Simoneit. The year is 2097. EST. 1949.
hi im a dumbass and i like doing dumbass things, wanna talk about sports?
Live free or die
World Map, World History

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To reserve a post as to prevent being ninja’d. This is especially useful for having posts that may take effort or a good portion of time to make, as there is a greater chance of such things being ninja’d than a slash and a word. Only practical in some threads compared to others. The idea is to put /reserved first and edit it once you have a proper answer. As such, you are not ninja’d. BN will do you as long as you eventually edit your /reserved into a proper post.
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Beliras
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Posts: 189
Founded: Jun 29, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Beliras » Sat Mar 30, 2024 7:13 am

Fortunately, a single sentient car joins the opposing team and somehow scores a lot of times.
may I tell you to GTFO, ripple haters, it just looks realistic
I don't need no one-liner too
My location is OOC, just saying.
I reserve the right to /stillanyone
Sugendoa (Former)
Goikiva, aka Goiky
MV Feature Cruise (feature puppet)
Urine Town wrote:I know I shouldn’t double post, but yes, I was [swear word detected] ADDICTED to that show when I was 11-12
Great Kerguelen Islands wrote:like the level 1 of the the
"/[000]Oo)==={I}===(oO[000]\" - BELIRAS
Some IC info (take a look pls).
just a normal class 1.8 civ
Beliras's status: Offline (May be outdated) - Only reply to me.
PEACE FORUKRAINE, RUSSIA, ISRAEL AND PALESTINE!
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Godzilland
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 459
Founded: Dec 19, 2023
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Godzilland » Sat Mar 30, 2024 7:49 am

Unfortunately, every single sentient car or vehicle is destroyed and any possible sentience of inanimate objects is deleted.
Godzilla-themed alt of Sector 12!
A Class 1.8 Civilization according to this index.

_[' ]_
(X_Q) put this in your sig if you hate capitalism
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Daytshland
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Sep 27, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Daytshland » Sat Mar 30, 2024 7:53 am

Fortunately, the former sentient objects can no longer do any harm!
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Zeritae
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 475
Founded: Jun 10, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Zeritae » Thu Apr 04, 2024 8:04 pm

Unfortunately, the harm they've caused has not been undone by their loss of sentience.
Last edited by Zeritae on Thu Apr 04, 2024 8:05 pm, edited 2 times in total.
The United Republic of Zeritae Please don't send me telegrams - not A NA nor A.
Zurkerx wrote:
Agarntrop wrote:snip

One already exists: viewtopic.php?f=20&t=484632&start=25

And seeing we're over the page limit, I #ilock now. We can't let the umm, super virus get out now.
The Iron Wizards of Blacktower wrote:
Tinhampton wrote:Direct the what what what what what again? I'm utterly baffled at what this has to do with the goodness of Friends With Benefits

Become enlightened through sex.
NS Stats are used.
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Last Choicia
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Aug 08, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Last Choicia » Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:49 am

Fortunately, everyone rebuilds and moves on from the harm the sentient objects caused.
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Stairs
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Posts: 154
Founded: Feb 23, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Stairs » Tue Apr 09, 2024 8:12 am

Unfortunately, the USSR reforms.
this evening i unzipped my skin
and carefully unscrewed my head
exactly as I always do
when I prepare myself for bed
and while I slept a coo-coo came
as naked as could be
and put on the skin
and screwed on the head
that once belonged to me.

--- shel silverstein

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New Crywyzyxycynya
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Posts: 11
Founded: Feb 12, 2024
Tyranny by Majority

Postby New Crywyzyxycynya » Tue Apr 09, 2024 9:57 am

Fortunately, the harrowing experience of living in a world of sentient cars has strengthened the Yugoslavian people, and they are able to break off from the USSR.
A small Eastern European nation loosely based on Poland and its neighbors. Also known as:
New Crwyxyzywaayynaya
Neue Crybabyzexicnyanya
New WhateverThatNameIs
New Crychkchkchkchk- Crychkchkchk- START D*** IT!
Wyxznweywzxweyw
New fgb4e8fgh897eiugudrijshg8ahfijhwe458ui
Noo Kriuisiksikinia
New cryjdktyplwryshydyw
New Crizcroscrashchinga
New Crucificationa
New Crfin or New C
Nouvelle Croisquessein
NS stats are canon except for population.
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Jorsania
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 46
Founded: Aug 11, 2023
Anarchy

Postby Jorsania » Tue Apr 09, 2024 10:00 am

Unfortunately, Yugoslavia ends up breaking apart 10 times worse
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Its never a warcrime the first time
Jesse we need to drop a BLU-117 Jdam on the Gaza-strip
MY NATION HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH DENMARK OR NORDIC COUNTRIES >:(
Tier 6 tech/Level 0 Arcane/Type 5.9 Influence according to this index
Jorsania was here
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Ravemath
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 177
Founded: Mar 09, 2024
New York Times Democracy

Postby Ravemath » Tue Apr 09, 2024 10:02 am

Unfortunately, someone sent in an illegal shipment of thousands of Progress Pride flags. Ewwww!!!! The dealer is on the run from the Ravemathian authorities.
The United States of Ravemath
"NO ROMAN NUMERALS!"

Die Vereinigte Staaten von Ravemath
"KEINE RÖMISCHE ZAHLEN!"

[Mathematical Dragons]
[Mathematische Drachen]
Stats are canon

{THE RAVEMATH TIMES}
~National flag altered due to previous flag's heavy criticism. Great National Gallery rebuilt, readmitting visitors, with a new wing set to open soon. Weisscliff Seashore National Park established in Ossifrack, significantly impacting the seafood industry. Trillion-nogard RaveRail expansion project underway to increase tourism and accessibility. "List of Friends" created in an initiative to strengthen relations with allies, along with a "List of Foes" to distance from potential threats.~
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Opressiani
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Posts: 22
Founded: May 19, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Opressiani » Tue Apr 09, 2024 11:39 am

Fortunately, this user corrects the previous one's mistake and resets the order in which things are fortunate/unfortunate.
Opressiani is gloriously issue free. Always.
Will I ever actually do anything outside F7? Probably not.
Will I ever write a factbook? Sooner or later™. I have a whole headcanon, just too lazy to write it out... :P
My irl political opinion changes depending on who I'm trolling. None of you are safe. /j
NS Stats given a nice massage and some champagne (they're canon since no factbooks)
Quote museum:
Meslokia wrote:
New American Union State wrote:Mhmm sure

I'm going to sell you online
Wisteria and Surrounding Territories wrote:I was phone:

>Be me
>Sit at table eating a jelo
>Phone ring
>"Hello"
>"Hello Jon Lenon is kil"
>"No"
Jorsania wrote:Granted! The fog has c*mmed
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Nambelselzo
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Posts: 14
Founded: Nov 17, 2023
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Nambelselzo » Tue Apr 09, 2024 5:18 pm

Unfortunatley, the penny is a Canadian cents, which is less valuable than American money, where bob lives
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0rganization
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Posts: 131
Founded: Mar 28, 2024
Left-Leaning College State

Postby 0rganization » Tue Apr 09, 2024 5:21 pm

Fortunately, people do not care it is a Canadian penny, and accept it as legal tender (seriously i found some in come change from paying cash, and i live in the Deep South)
Official name is The Organization
The Realms of this Multiverse
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This is Free Ravensburg's New Account after deciding to start anew | Will get to lore in about a 7 month | Used to be a borb that lived in the F7 servers, but now a dragon living inside your walls after fighting a spider in the server room | NSStats still accused of treason to the Republic | TG me if you want AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times and Radio LLC (old nation's sig news)
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Godzilland
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 459
Founded: Dec 19, 2023
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Godzilland » Tue Apr 09, 2024 10:18 pm

Unfortunately, Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerburg merged together to form Bezoburg 2000.
Godzilla-themed alt of Sector 12!
A Class 1.8 Civilization according to this index.

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Lugarvatn
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 130
Founded: Sep 02, 2023
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Lugarvatn » Tue Apr 09, 2024 11:06 pm

Fortunately, the 100,000,000 W godzillas arrived
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2nd Apil Republic
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 21
Founded: Jan 20, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby 2nd Apil Republic » Wed Apr 10, 2024 12:53 am

Unfortunately, Those are Harmless Toyzillas
2nd Apil Republic
A nation in NationStates
1.6 type civilization according to this index
here's what you need to know about me
"Gloria pro Natione Nostra, Terra erit libera!"

"This Country has beef with a Interstellar Union which is probably freinds with Sciencephile"
-A random Apil Man

NS Stats?: HELL NAH MAN
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ImperialRussia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1047
Founded: May 16, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby ImperialRussia » Wed Apr 10, 2024 12:58 am

Fortunately they got replaced by Brazilian Amazonian sex silicon dolls
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Opressiani
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Posts: 22
Founded: May 19, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Opressiani » Thu Apr 11, 2024 8:07 am

Unfortunately, they were stuffed with bombs.
Opressiani is gloriously issue free. Always.
Will I ever actually do anything outside F7? Probably not.
Will I ever write a factbook? Sooner or later™. I have a whole headcanon, just too lazy to write it out... :P
My irl political opinion changes depending on who I'm trolling. None of you are safe. /j
NS Stats given a nice massage and some champagne (they're canon since no factbooks)
Quote museum:
Meslokia wrote:
New American Union State wrote:Mhmm sure

I'm going to sell you online
Wisteria and Surrounding Territories wrote:I was phone:

>Be me
>Sit at table eating a jelo
>Phone ring
>"Hello"
>"Hello Jon Lenon is kil"
>"No"
Jorsania wrote:Granted! The fog has c*mmed
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Varsemia
Attaché
 
Posts: 81
Founded: Dec 24, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Varsemia » Thu Apr 11, 2024 8:20 am

Fortunately, they were glitter bombs that release purple glitter everywhere.
Welcome to Varsemia. We have nice beaches.
Small island nation that recently came out of isolation, in a world with slightly more advanced tech than the modern era.
Circles are the best shape and blue is the best colour.
Spring/Autumn > Summer/Winter.
Spiders are cute.
Island Supremacy!
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THe cHadS
Diplomat
 
Posts: 652
Founded: Sep 16, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

Postby THe cHadS » Thu Apr 11, 2024 10:24 am

Unfortunately the glitter bomb had heavy explosives, launching glitter fast enough to kill people
A meme nation with lore
Bring C/CH back!
Max Farly President of The Chads! - War on Somalia started - Giga-Chad monument in Lagos sparking civil unrest - man shoots gang leader then emotes - its a very slow news day

─╤══̵̵͇̿̿̿̿╦︻ Put this in your sig if you are a war profiteer ︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─
I got warned by the mods for trolling a sexist and that’s my greatest accomplishmen
White teen from Jacksonville
Likes airsoft and history
Annoys everyone with stupid facts
Coolest nerd ever
If you ever need help with anything history telegram me
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Dumor
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Apr 04, 2024
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Dumor » Thu Apr 11, 2024 10:27 am

Fortunately there were few people in the area to be caught in the high-speed glitter blast zone.
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Dumor
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Apr 04, 2024
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Dumor » Thu Apr 11, 2024 10:28 am

Fortunately there were few people in the area to be caught in the high-speed glitter blast zone.
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